AISubs v3.5
Something terrible is going to happen.
It's a close game.
There is a nearby hotel, isn't it?
Tonight's "Rinkan" is a scary explosion project.
Hashimoto and Hamada are in a fierce battle.
They challenge a decisive battle that goes beyond the limits of variety.
Furthermore, for some reason, those two people are hitting each other.
What happened?
Why are you hitting me?
Lincoln
Lincoln's brother!
Let's go!
Today's program was tough, wasn't it?
What is it?
Um...
Hmm...
Huh?
What is it?
It's been filmed!
There's a hospital near TBS, right?
Hospital?
Huh?
There is.
Yes, there is.
You can go to first aid, right?
First aid?
We also...
Our blood stands out.
Blood isn't good!
Blood isn't good for you!
Blood and curry udon are good for me.
Tonight, it's a life or death battle!
Hamada and Matsumoto teams will compete against each other!
First, the team captain will choose his teammate who will share his fate!
Who has an advantage?
Me!
It has nothing to do with me, but I'm happy that Iwao chose me!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, but I'm Iwao!
I'm Iwao!
I'm Takeyama!
Why am I being called today?
I have no idea!
All of a sudden?
All of a sudden, I'm not being called, and all of a sudden, I'm not being called!
I have no idea why I'm not being called!
In this way, the team that will compete in a life or death battle will be decided!
Will Hamada and Matsumoto be able to choose a team member who will be their strength?!
This is good!
Honestly, their team is amazing!
Now, both teams, please move to your respective venues!
Please!
We're different in each venue?
That's right!
Can you explain it a little more?!
I have no idea!
Now, please move!
Please!
Please come this way!
For some reason, both teams are heading to different venues!
What will happen and what will begin?!
Hamada and Matsumoto enter the studio where the audience is waiting for them!
This is the venue for their life or death battle!
Next to the studio in Matsumoto-gun.
This battle is so dangerous that it is necessary to do it separately.
But we are lucky. We are a team with a nose.
Can you hear me?
Yes, yes.
The thing in front of you will go "dong".
What is "dong"?
It's only the sound, but it's like you're going to pee.
I don't like it!
It's really dangerous.
Today's battle is between Hamano-gun and Matsumoto-gun.
In the studio of the losing team, the skulls will explode and a terrible battle will ensue.
And this time, they will use a large number of gunpowder.
This is the biggest explosion battle in history.
Who will win?
I don't like it!
It's like you're making a noise.
Excuse me for a moment.
Yes.
I'll do it right away.
Excuse me for a moment.
Yes.
It's a small story, but...
Yes, yes.
This is the progress...
It's amazing.
It's amazing how they're talking back.
I don't know what they're talking about!
The other team is the main team and we're like the sub-team.
It's okay. We'll do it from here, so it's okay.
It's okay.
Now, we'll explain the rules.
From now on, each team's challenger will challenge each type of sport.
However, the opponent team has the right to choose their challenger.
I see.
After each match, the team that wins seven in a row first...
I made a mistake.
The team that wins seven in a row first...
Let's do it again!
It's hard.
After each match, the team that wins seven in a row first will win.
The team that wins seven in a row first will win expensive products.
Well, let's go ahead and start.
Go ahead? Seriously?
Who said you can go in there?
Fine, fine, let's go.
Are you okay?
The first match is this!
Trash can free throw! If you miss it, you lose!
This is pressure!
Let me explain the rules.
Both teams will challenge each other one by one.
Roll up your hair and throw it in the trash can. If you miss it, you lose!
Let's decide who goes first with rock-paper- scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You won!
So, Sakata's team won!
Matsumoto-san, please choose one challenger for your team.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Trash can free throw! If you miss it, you lose!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Iwao-san, please choose one challenger for your team.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
That's scary!
What's going on?
Go down! Go down!
What's going on?
It's scary!
Go down!
It's definitely heavy!
Everyone went down!
It was scary!
The impact...
We don't know much about it.
Then, let's see you lose!
So, this match is between Matsumoto team and...
The next game is this!
Dishwasher stop competition!
If you lose, you lose!
So, this game is between four teams.
It's a one-on-one battle between challengers.
Two challengers will put their faces on the dishwasher at the same time.
The one who puts his face up first will lose.
The studio of the loser will be...
So, Matsumoto team won.
So, please choose your challenger first!
Please!
Who is it?
Is it Goto?
Himura! Himura!
Himura!
Himura! Himura!
It's the same time, right?
Yes, it's the same time.
It's the same time, right?
It's like, "It's up to you," you know?
Got it! It's decided!
One, two...
Ougi!
Ougi? You...
Ougi!
You're going to extend it, right?
Please go forward.
I'm in trouble.
I'm begging you!
Ougi!
I'm in trouble!
Oni and Mimura's face-off match!
If you lose, you get a don!
Everyone, please cheer for us!
Three, two, one...
Let's go! Start!
Three, two, one...
Slowly, slowly, slowly!
You can do it!
Just a little more!
Go!
You can do it!
Just a little more!
You can do it!
[Applause and cheering]
He said I'm strong! He said I'm strong!
Because I'm Sagojo!
He's Sagojo!
And so, once again, Hamada-san lost!
Right now, I can't say anything.
The moment he came in, he came in with his glasses on.
I can't do that! I can't do that!
The moment he came in, he came in with his glasses on.
I can't do that!
He can't take his glasses off.
This is bad.
I haven't experienced this yet.
I'm scared.
If we lose like this, it'll be over.
No, it's fine. There's still two left.
How long will Matsumoto-gun's reign last?
So it will.
The next match is this!
Lifting three times. If you miss it, you lose!
Now, this match is...
Each team will challenge one person at a time.
In other words, the challenge will continue until one person fails.
Now, since Matsumoto's team won earlier, Matsumoto-san!
Will you challenge one person at a time again?
Huh?
Which one? Which one?
- Ah, I know! - Which one?
Ready and...
Takeiyama!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
- It's three times, right? - It's three times.
You can't do it! You can't do it!
Rather than your chosen fate, tell us why you were called here.
You're saying it again! You're saying it again!
Lifting three times. If you make a mistake...
Don't!
Takeiyama, it's only three times! Only three times!
- It's fine like this, right? - It's fine! It's fine!
Now, let's begin!
Let's say "don't"! Start!
Three...
Two...
One...
I won't do it normally. One... Two...
4! 4! 4!
It's an honor!
Okay, Hamada team, please choose one!
Ready and...
4!
It's my first time!
If you can do it, would you like to do 4 next?
4!
If you can do it, would you like to do 4 next?
4!
Why all of a sudden?
If you can do it, would you like to do 4 next?
I don't think I can do it.
What's with that old man statue?
Get out of my way!
Lifting 3 times.
If you miss, you lose!
Okay, Futo-san, please try it!
Ready and...
It's weird!
I can't do it!
You can do it!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it more!
3!
2!
1!
Dangerous!
I was surprised!
Now, Matsumoto team, please choose one more person!
Next is the 4th floor!
Don't drink that!
Let's go to the 4th floor!
Now, Matsumoto-san, please!
1, 2!
Ginga!
Ginga won!
Ginga, please come forward!
Is it the 4th floor?
It's the 4th floor!
Lifting 4th floor!
If you make a mistake, you lose!
Ginga, do your best!
Yes!
Now, let's have a competition!
That's right!
Let's go!
Now, let's say "don't"!
Start!
3, 2, 1!
Wow!
Safe!
Congratulations!
Now, let's have you choose your next team.
One, two...
Matsumoto!
I don't even know the spelling of "lifting"!
Let's say "don't" for your first time lifting!
Four times?!
Yes, four times!
Wait a minute!
If you fail this, you won't be able to cover your ears!
Now, let's go!
Are you ready?
Now, let's go!
Start!
Three...
Two...
One...
You can't go over there!
Lifting four times!
If you fail this, you won't be able to cover your ears!
Now, let's go!
Start!
Three...
Two...
One...
You can't go over there!
Matsumoto!
Don't say anything more annoying than the last one!
The man who was afraid of the explosion, another day.
For some reason, a classroom set was built in the dbsc studio.
There, a regular member who knows nothing about it attends school.
Is there anything else you want to say?
Good morning.
Please sit in the seats where your names are written.
This is not the atmosphere for content.
Even though he complains, he honestly sits in the seat once and then...
Please wait a little longer until the teacher comes.
Good morning.
What's wrong?
I'm not the teacher.
What's wrong?
Who is the teacher and what is going to happen?
An uneasy atmosphere flows in there.
Good morning.
Mr. Honso, what are you doing today?
I don't know.
Even though nothing is written on it, you sit in a desk where your names are written.
Everyone sits there.
It's like a dog's poo sheet.
At that time, two people sneaking into the dbs studio...
Suspiciously shining glasses and leaves...
Who are they?
Well then, everyone, thank you for waiting.
It seems like the teacher has arrived.
Teacher, please take care of me.
What is this? Why did you bring me to an old- fashioned studio?
Huh? Huh?
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Your face color is bad.
Today, for the sake of Rinkan...
We will be giving a lesson.
Isn't she a little nervous?
We have to deal with her.
Stand up!
Does she also speak?
Stand up!
Does she also speak?
Stand up!
Sit down!
I'll say it first.
We are...
Big seniors and...
This Rinkan love you.
I'm a weird old man?
What are you doing?
For the past year and a half,
Noone was absent,
And we have seen Rinkan.
We are...
Because we love Rinkan...
Because we love him...
We have something to say to you.
The person next to you is not saying anything.
Now listen to Haruna's story!
It's been a year and a half since the start of "Lincoln" in October 2005.
Lincoln, fight!
We've been working on various projects so far, but when we saw the members doing whatever they wanted on TV, we thought.
Now we have to save Lincoln!
We have to do it one step at a time, so we will do our best!
We will do our best!
Their love for their seniors is deep and they love Lincoln with all their hearts.
Paris Saint-Bon's preaching teacher!
First of all, the thing I'm most curious about.
Yes.
Depth.
What is it?
It's a little thin.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Please read it.
It's a little hard to read, but is it about teamwork?
Are you spending too much time introducing yourself right now?
So you were MEANT to say that?!
Why didn't you say so?
It was so obvious back then, too!
Back then?
P-Young...
You guys made yakisoba, didn't you?
Back then you guys make yakisoba, didn't you?
It was alright back then.
But back than, you guys-- you guys did what you liked.
It wasn't fine!
Look what P-Young did!
I did it. I did it.
Even when we were at Tokoro store.
Right? Remember?
Tokoro store...
Can we split up and let her say it?
Who talks the most?
Who?
There's only two of you.
Who else?
There's only two of you.
There's only you two.
Am I fashionable?
You're good.
When Hamada made a giant peyoung for his 43rd birthday...
I did it! I did it!
If you just stand there, you won't be able to work!
As you can see, everyone struggled and their work didn't go well.
The next challenge was making a giant tokoro store.
Everyone had to work together and become one team.
How do you do it?
Like this?
Don't lick it!
The teamwork is always bad.
First, they have to fix it thoroughly.
I'll go first.
Okay.
Mimura-san!
Me?
Mimura-san!
You're too careful of Matsumoto-san!
Of course I'm careful of him!
He's like a friend.
You have a good attitude!
I know, right?
I don't have an attitude towards Matsumoto-san at all!
I know that!
Don't talk about other shows!
Concentrate on that linker!
It's been a year and a half!
I'm sorry!
I won't talk about it at all!
Even though Matsumoto-san is funny!
He's been doing it since he was little.
What are you talking about?
He's not funny at all!
That's true.
Matsumoto-san is funny!
Eh?
Are you drunk?
Matsumoto-san is funny!
Okay, let's hit Matsumoto-san in the head now!
You can't hit me!
You're rude!
Let's hit him!
This is the hardest part!
You can't say anything!
Let's hit him!
Hurry up!
Let's do it!
Are you still doing it like that?!
Hit me one more time!
One more time!
More!
Put more feeling into it!
You're not funny at all!
Matsumoto-san is not funny at all!
You bastard!
I think you did your best.
It's okay, it's okay.
From now on, let's hit him hard!
Okay, next is Udo-san.
What?!
Really?!
Udo-san is too kind to people.
That's true.
When I ate Yamaguchi-san's hot food...
What?!
I ate it all by myself!
You're too kind!
But it was good, right?
It was a good part of it.
It was really good.
When it's bad, you have to say it's bad!
I didn't eat it! I didn't eat it!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was better than my tongue.
It was better than your tongue?
It was made by such a stupid tongue!
What are you saying?!
"Restaurant Lincoln" Part 2.
The Chinese food made by the amateur chef Yamaguchi...
...was the worst.
This is bad!
There's nothing else.
Ramen soup?
This came out of the outdoor meeting's hose.
When it comes to food that everyone thinks is bad...
...udon is...
This can go with anything, can't it?
It's packed!
It's good!
I'm happy!
When it comes to food that everyone thinks is bad...
...udon is...
...it's too kind.
There's sometimes poison in laughter.
That's right.
So...
...now...
...try saying bad things about Hamada-san.
What?!
That's disgusting!
That's not good for you!
It's for Lincoln!
Say it!
What are you talking about?!
Come on, say it!
Say it!
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?!
What did you say?
It wasn't my fault.
It wasn't Minora's fault.
Mine too!
Are you crazy?
Me again?
I'm serious right now.
Why do you say that about me?
It's for the committee.
But there are a lot of people.
Look, only one person is standing out in front of us.
Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
It's totally different.
No, it's not like that.
Look at me now!
That's why I'm crazy.
Are you crazy?
Look at me now!
Are you crazy?
Why do you say that about me?
It's totally different.
Why do you say that about me?
It's totally different.
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Rude, sometimes you should have poison to make people laugh.
Next, Mr. Otake.
Mr. Otake, you're too serious.
Really?
Last December, it was your birthday.
We all celebrated it together.
Yes, we did.
But why do you look so down?
Because no one wanted me to be there.
I'm a show-off.
You're not a show-off!
You're a chosen one!
It was a super luxurious event to celebrate Otake's 39th birthday.
The present they prepared was a grand parade at Universal Studios Japan.
However, Otake doesn't seem to be excited at all.
Even though it's a stage that people would love,
Otake's expression...
Otake doesn't seem to be excited at all.
Let's be more emotional.
So now...
Let's express sadness and joy with dancing.
No dancing!
Otake's face might turn red.
Because of me dancing, everyone's faces might turn red.
First, Kido and Airak's "ki".
You danced one at a time?
You danced four at a time?
If there were four of you, I'd forget about three.
"ki".
Otake's "ki".
"ki".
Kido and Airak's "ki".
"ki".
- I like that. - That's disgusting.
- It's disgusting. - Muscle.
- What? - Muscle?
- You like it? - I like it.
- You like it? - When you had muscle, you liked it.
Let's show more and more emotions.
- He was trying his best, - But still...
but he could have done better with muscles.
- No, it's not about muscles. - It's about facial expression.
- It's facial expression.
- You say that too. - He didn't show it at all.
- King... - King didn't show it at all.
- King didn't show it at all.
- Hamada-san.
- Yes? - Yes?
- Hamada-san's rap style stands out.
- Is that so? - I think you should be conscious of yourself.
- I don't mean to say that, but it's really offensive. - Right?
- Even though you have so many juniors, you should be conscious of yourself? - No, no, no. I don't think like that.
- I want you all to have more love and contact with each other. - We do, even if you say so.
- I don't think like that at all. - Right?
It's scary!
That face is scary!
His behavior is scary.
Please show more love to everyone!
It's not love.
No, no, it's over. I was going to do it, but I'm sorry.
What is this?!
Hamada showing his face in various scenes.
Harisenbon, who saw this, hopes that Hamada will show more love to everyone.
- Because you're the leader of the band. - No, I'm not the leader!
- You are the leader! - You are the leader!
- Matsumoto-san, you're the leader, right? - I'm the leader!
- So, Hamada-san! - Yes?
- Please embrace Matsumoto-san. - What?!
- Because you're the leader... - You're the opposite!
- Because you're the leader... - You're the leader!
- Because you're the leader... - Wouldn't it be better if it were a different person?
- Because you're the leader... - No.
I have love that I can understand by embracing you.
- This is love that I can understand by embracing you. - Wow!
- This is love! - This is love!
- You have such a kind face! - This is love!
- This is love!
Curry and sugar!
- Ear and back! - Ear and back!
- So, Hamada-san! - Yes?
- Please embrace Miyasako-san, too. - What?!
- No, no!
Th-this is the top of the line!
I don't get it! I don't get it!
I don't get it!
I'm waiting for you!
Wait, wait, wait!
I don't get it!
No, no, no!
What should I do?!
W-what's going on?!
I don't get it!
No, no, wait!
This is weird! There's no order in love!
There's no order in love!
There's no order in love...
You've become very kind.
Yes, thank you.
Please love everyone with love.
Okay, next.
Mr. Hotohara!
Huh?
What is it, Koto-chan?
Nothing in particular.
What?!
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't say that!
There must be something!
There's nothing in particular.
There must be something in particular!
She's a high school student.
Don't say that!
She's fun.
She's excellent.
For Rinkan, they want to strengthen their teamwork.
With their hard work, the nine of them took one step forward.
Next...
There's more?
That's good.
I knew it.
Can I change it?
When you watch it on TV, you're curious about this, right?
That's a picture she drew!
There's nothing in particular.
Okay, one, two...
Studio talk.
Oh, we're all here.
Studio talk.
It's good that we're all here.
Can we do something about this?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I'm getting used to it.
You've been doing this for a long time!
Concentrate more, Rinkan!
Do you need another regular show?
How many times has Rinkan been a woman?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I won't let you go home without studio talk!
Did you use it that much?
I didn't use it that much.
For a long time, Harisenbon has been dissatisfied with Rinkan's way of being in the studio.
So she told everyone about the importance of the studio, like a home ground.
Stop it!
I think you should do something about it.
Right, Yamaguchi-san?
Shut up.
Yamaguchi-san...
I won't let you go home without studio talk!
I think it's a problem for regular people to say things like that.
Is that what you're saying?
Yes.
We have a lot of people.
But we have a lot of people.
So when we all say things like that...
Why do you say things like that for such a realistic reason?
It's embarrassing.
Gara-thief.
It's been a while since I heard that.
If you get more excited, you can go further and further.
Getting more excited?
So let's do a rubber patching.
That's not what I meant.
Rubber patching.
Now is the time?
It has nothing to do with that.
Now is the time?
I'm scared.
I won't say anything.
No, no, no.
What?
No, no, no.
No, now...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's like this.
If it's muscles, it's better.
Muscles!
Muscles are amazing!
One more time!
One more time?!
Do you guys understand English?!
It's funny, isn't it?
One more time!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Three, two...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Comical!
So, Mimura-san.
Let's rubber patch.
What?!
Now is the time?!
I'm serious!
We went back one day!
Why didn't you tell me?!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
It really hurts, doesn't it?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
My mouth hurts!
It's fine.
Mimura-san said it's fine.
Mimura-san didn't say it's fine.
He said it's fine.
Please don't do this.
You're laughing so much you can't even fall in love.
Next!
Miyasako-san!
You're an entertainer, aren't you?!
Yes, I'm an entertainer.
What's your fashion?!
Is it that?!
Fashion?!
Is it private?!
It's like you've opened up a spa.
There's a point to it.
To be honest, I pull all over Japan!
All over Japan?!
This is bad!
Let's do a rubber touch!
Come on!
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
Seriously?!
It'll be over in no time.
This is bad, this is really bad.
Let's watch it!
What is this?!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Calm down! Calm down!
Let's do a rubber touch!
Are you serious?!
It hurts. It really hurts.
Ouch!
Her eyes are red!
Sit down.
That's not fair!
That's mean!
Next, Amano-san!
Yes?
Amano-san, please be careful of how you speak!
How do I speak?
You have to say "nyan nyan" and "nyan nyan" while you speak. That's gross!
What's wrong with you?!
Let's do a rubber touch!
What?!
That's gross!
I can't think of anything else.
There's no right answer!
You're right!
Today, too...
It's fine.
You idiot!
That's gross!
Next time on "Rinkan"...
Straighten up!
Parysenbon-sensei's lecture gets even more heated up!
The nine of them end up getting badly injured in love!
And in "Don't Say No, Fangzoo"...
Even more fear of explosions attacks the entertainers!
In the end, which team will be the winner?!