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No matter how many times I fall, I will never give up!
Tonight, Rinka Online will make a miracle happen!
Self-diagnosis test. My position is number one!
Number one!
I really like this show.
Self-diagnosis test is a project to check the teamwork of members who have appeared as regulars for more than one year.
If you can decide your position without interfering with any members, you will receive a special project that will give you a prize of one million yen.
For example, let's say that nine of you are "something" members.
Which one of you do you think you are?
For example, if you were Mimura, which one of you do you think you are?
Well, I think I'm a library member.
What's with that?
Why?
You don't have to say it.
But the school members are like you, Hama-san.
No, no.
No, I think I'm in the neighborhood.
You're being too self-conscious.
Where did you come from?
I think I'm a school band member.
That doesn't suit you.
That doesn't suit you at all.
I think I'm a school band member.
Really?
If you can decide your position without interfering with any members, you will receive a prize of one million yen.
Okay, let's get started.
Everyone, please look behind you.
Okay.
The first member is...
This one!
If you were the appearance of Doraemon, who would you be?
So, everyone! This is the first question!
There's even a three-out question!
If we were separated like this, it would be a good show, wouldn't it?
I have an image of it, but it's like this.
For me, it's like this.
I know who Zion is, though.
Zion is already decided!
Zion is decided!
If we were separated like this, it would be a good show, wouldn't it?
This one is difficult!
I don't know about this one!
I don't want to answer it so soon!
Who is Doraemon?
I don't know who Doraemon is!
Doraemon seems to be the most common one!
That's right!
Doraemon seems to be the most common one!
Result announcement!
When it's announced, please run to that position!
This is the announcement of the staking members!
If you were the appearance of Doraemon, who would you be?
Number one...
Doraemon...
Matsumoto!
Number one...
Almano!
Number two...
Mokai!
I had a nickname like that too!
Mokai!
There are two more, right?
That's right! There are two more!
One more time!
No, no, no!
No, it's not like that!
It's like a cat-shaped robot!
The first vote is...
As you can see, will they be able to distribute the votes?
Will we be able to distribute the votes?
I'm in trouble! Will we be able to distribute the votes?
It seems like we were able to distribute the votes!
Don't go in there!
Result announcement!
This is the announcement of the staking members!
Number one...
Doraemon...
Did you see that?!
Number two...
Nobita...
None!
What?!
None?!
Isn't there a Nobita?
Out!
What?!
Ok, this is the last one!
Let's go!
But I don't want anyone to grow up.
I don't want anyone to grow up.
Are you saying that because of your pathetic face?
Let's go!
Pathetic, see!
I don't want to be that pathetic.
As you can see,
the key of Perfect is how to distribute the votes that are focused on Nobita Papa for some reason.
Ok, this is the last one!
Ok, wait!
The announcement of the starting members.
Number 1, Doraemon...
Alright!
...Amano.
Doraemon!
Number 2, Nobita-kun...
...Matsumoto.
Matsumoto!
What?!
That's crazy!
Number 2, Hotohara.
What?!
I knew it!
Huh?
Huh?!
All of a sudden, there are three of you!
I didn't think anyone would be there!
I thought Amano-san was talking about me!
No, I'm not!
Let's see who voted for which team!
Matsumoto!
I'm finally popular!
Huh?!
I'm finally popular!
I voted for SNEO for the second time!
Oh!
And in return...
Doraemon!
No one has to wear it!
If you put it in position, it's one million yen!
Here is the next theme!
If you were a rice ball, what would you be?
I think I know what it is.
What about you?
I know what it is.
I know what it is, too.
Here is the result!
Here is the result of the starting members!
If you were a rice ball, what would you be?
If you were to choose one by one, it's one million yen!
Number one...
Ume...
Nashi...
I knew it!
If you were to wear it, it's one million yen!
I know what it is!
If you were to put it in position, it's one million yen!
What is "ume" anyway?
It's sour and it hasn't been popular for a long time?
It's popular now.
The first vote is...
Can they distribute the votes?
I really don't know.
It's terrible.
I don't know how to say it.
Come here, Senta.
I didn't have a chance to go to a commercial.
Here is the result!
Here is the result of the starting members!
No. 1...
Ume...
Nashi...
Wait!
Who were you talking about?
Either one of you!
I didn't say anything!
What?!
Give us a hint!
Here is the result of the first few votes!
Who will go to "ume"?!
Baseball doesn't start!
Wait a minute!
You don't have to change it!
This is...
This is difficult!
It's more difficult than "yaki onigiri"!
Here is the result!
Here is the result of the starting members!
If you choose separately, you can get 1 million yen!
No. 1...
Ume...
Hamada...
No. 2...
Shake...
Nashi...
I thought it was "sake"!
Let's see who voted for which member!
Oh, you didn't vote for "sake"!
I voted for "sake" all the time!
And I voted for "yaki onigiri"!
Why did you vote for "sake" all the time?!
Because "sake" is...
Because "sake" is... burned!
That's why I've asked "sake" many times...
What is 'yaki onigiri'?
There should be a reason!
No one voted for "sake", and if you put them in position, you will get 1 million yen!
Here is the next choice!
If you were a talent of Johnny's agency, which one would you be?
Fanksinger or Kaisen?
Or Kyujo?
Don't make fun of me!
Which one do you like?
You are smart.
Number 2 and 6 are amazing.
Is number "two" necessary?
That's right!
Number 1 and 2 are...
That's right!
If you say so, I will go outside.
You are the only one who is happy.
Are you okay?
Is number "one" okay?
I think number "two" and "one" are amazing.
Number "two" and "one" are amazing.
Which one do you like?
Neither of them!
I won't accept any criticism.
Result announcement!
Here is the announcement of starting members.
If you were a talent of Johnny's agency, which one would you be?
If you were to choose one by one, it would be one million yen!
Number one, Nakai Masahiro.
Number two, Kimura Takuya.
Number two, Matsumoto.
Number three, Katori Shingo.
Number three, Mimira.
The first vote is...
As you can see, who will go to number six and nine?
Result announcement!
Here is the announcement of starting members.
Number one, Nakai Masahiro.
Number two, Nakai Masahiro.
Number two, Kimura Takuya.
Matsumoto.
Number three, Katori Shingo.
Yamaguchi.
Let's go to number four!
Until number four, which failed earlier, no one voted.
Will it continue?
Number four, Inagaki Goro.
Miyasako.
Number four, Otake.
The third vote is...
As you can see, the members who voted for the last chance are aiming for perfection!
I see, but if we force it from here, we can see what will happen next.
Yes, but the last one is suspicious.
It's a little...
It's "sweet wings" or "tacky".
It's "tacky" or "sweet wings" or "tacky".
This is something that everyone is missing, but...
To be honest, I'm "tacky".
You're "tacky" now?
I'm "tbs" now.
There's one more chance.
The two will hold the key of perfection!
This is...
I don't like it.
This is a miracle. I don't like it.
I don't like it either!
How many times do we have to do this?
It's like "Declaration of War".
Announcement of results!
Announcement of starting members.
Number one, Nakai Masahiro.
Number two, Hamada.
Don't say that!
I'm "tacky" now!
I'm "tbs" now!
Number two, Kimura Takuya.
Kimura!
Don't call me "tacky"!
I'm "tbs" now!
Number three, Katori Shingo.
4. Inagaki Goro. Ootake.
5. Kusanagi Tsuyoshi. Hotohara.
6. Doumoto Koichi. Miyasako.
7. Doumoto Tsuyoshi.
Who?
Mimura.
I'm glad you changed it!
You said it!
I'm sure you said it!
Number eight.
Imai Tsubasa.
Udo.
You said it!
Number nine.
The members who voted separately for the first time so far.
If Amano were to choose "tacky" here, he would win one million yen!
What will Amano choose?
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Self-examination test. What is my position?
The members who voted for each other until number eight for the first time.
If Amano chooses a tacky here, he will win one million yen.
What will Amano choose?
Eighth place, Amano.
Oh, it was close.
What?
It was close.
It wasn't a tacky.
If Amano chooses a tacky here, he will win one million yen.
Udo will definitely choose a tacky.
Udo has always been...
Why?
Why do you think so hard?
Somehow...
Tacky and wings...
There is nothing.
There was nothing.
So it's better for me to choose a tacky like everyone else.
There is nothing.
If Amano chooses a tacky here...
Japanese people will definitely panic.
The next corner is...
Miyasako's team vs. Yamaguchi's team.
Mr. Yamaguchi, this time...
The captains of both teams...
Yes.
Please pick one from here.
The winning team will win one million yen.
This time, we'll have a team battle between Miyasako and Yamaguchi, who have shown overwhelming singing skills in their past five episodes of "One Phrase Karaoke".
The battle will start with the five team mates fighting each other among the comedians in the studio and betting 100,000 yen.
Look at what songs we've sung in the past.
Look at what we've sung and what we've burned.
Murano, you were terrible, weren't you?
That was a bit of an accident.
"Welcome"?
Make it clear.
Make it clear! "Welcome"!
You're terrible!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yamaguchi won!
You're terrible!
You shut up!
Shinagawa, who goes to voice training!
Yes!
You're terrible!
He's in bad shape.
His voice is hoarse.
That's right. It slipped a little too much yesterday and my voice cracked.
You're terrible!
Next up is Miyasako!
Anyone is fine, right?
Anyone is fine.
This is the number one place in terms of sales.
Hamada-san!
Are you serious?
I'm serious, Hamada-san!
Hamada-san said it, so I thought I'd say Matsumoto-san.
But after listening to Matsumoto-san's songs so far, it's not like that.
Well, his potential is low.
As you can see, the team has decided to participate in the Double Million Hamada and complete the "Haraoyo".
This time, the task is to choose a song from these 24 songs that you are confident in.
Yamauchi-gun will go first!
Let's decide who will go first!
Who will go first?
You want to decide, don't you?
I want to decide.
Who will go first?
Who will go first?!
Otonaro-san will go first!
Otonaro-san!
No matter what happens...
I sang Matsu-chi's "Hunger Game" before...
You don't remember your father's song at all?
I remember it!
You don't remember it!
I'm good at singing English songs.
Really?!
If that's the case, "Monkey Magic"!
But this is my father's one phrase!
"Monkey Magic"!
What does that have to do with anything?!
Is this even possible?!
Yamauchi-gun's top buster is Hotohara!
Will he be able to sing his English song "Monkey Magic"?
"Monkey Magic"!
It's fine!
Monkey's "Magic" is cool!
Monkey's enemy!
I'll go with "white hair"!
I like ballads.
If the tempo is too fast, you can't sing it well.
"Love is Over"!
Here's the song!
Love is over
Don't cry, my friend
Don't forget me
I won't forget you
Do you know ballad songs?
I put a little force in the entrance, but in the end I matched it with love is over properly.
Now, the audience will make the judgment. Let's go!
Switch! On!
Now, Yamaguchi army or Miyazako army?
The judgment is!
The army!
The Japanese army became "ada" and Yamaguchi army is one step ahead!
Now, Yamaguchi army! Who will go?
Who is "ada"?!
Amano!
My voice is...
Be nervous!
I want to be the wind!
Now, this song's one phrase is this!
This song's one phrase is this!
Yamaguchi!
Yamano!
Amano has a good singing ability!
Will he make up for his mistakes?
I want to feel the happiness of meeting you and become the wind!
Thank you!
Good morning!
It was sunny, wasn't it?
Now, Miyazamo-gun!
Miyazamo-gun!
Oh no, oh no!
For Amano...
Udo will go!
Now, Udo-chan, which one?
Full heart!
Yes!
Train, train!
Yes!
Now, this team's one friend is...
Not just good people, not just bad people...
I want invisible freedom and I'll end invisible life...
And I'll go back to being a truly happy person...
Now, Udo-chan!
Udo-chan!
Go for it, Udo-chan!
I know!
Yes!
Why did you come now?
Yes!
A battle between two combis and a battle between two combis. Will Udo be able to surpass Amano?
I want invisible freedom, so I'll shoot around in the dark.
Let me hear your true voice.
Let's go!
Advance!
This is a good match.
Which one is it?!
Which one is the result?!
Yahabi wins!
Yahabi was really good.
The match ends with Ahmanigo winning one win and one loss.
However, the match will be decided by total points.
Yahabi's voice.
I don't think Yahabi will win.
Yahabi-san, your nose singing is always bad.
My nose singing is bad?!
There's something you're good at.
Eh, really?!
There's something you're good at.
Yahabi, which one are you going with?
Hiraikei's "Popstar".
And of course, this song's one frame is...
Can you sing Hiraikei's song, which starts with high notes, in one frame?!
I'll make you fall in love with me.
That was pretty long.
If you've heard it, let's do it one more time!
With Hiraikei!
I always listen to this song in the car...
I don't know it!
It's "Orange, Orange, Flower".
The song is...
Fight each other, overcome various walls together...
Oh! It's cool!
It's cool!
Just by listening to it, Himura is full of confidence!
His singing voice is...
Is it...
Loving each other, fighting each other, overcoming all kinds of obstacles together
I don't feel good!
Hey!
What? What?
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Ah!
What's that?
After that, we'll throw it in circles!
Let's go!
Switch!
On!
This is cool!
It's like a mountain climbing club.
Ah!
That's amazing!
But it's okay!
Miyasato Team, who won in Kinsha,
still don't know where they will be facing in the total points competition!
Then, I'll go!
I'll go!
Then, I'll go!
This one is, you know...
Um...
Kayama Yuzo.
I can't see it.
Then, for now, let's look at it!
This one!
Ah, it's good!
It's good!
Your eyes are...
Your eyes are... tall and...
Your eyes are... tall and... shiny...
From here!
The heart of a lover...
High! High! In the end!
♪ I'm singing this song ♪
That's it?!
That's not good!
That's dangerous!
What are you doing?!
They chose a song that's surprisingly difficult!
Will they be able to sing until dawn?!
My love for you is like a fire in my heart
The sky...
Stop it at the end!
On the other hand...
Himura-san made you feel uncomfortable just now...
So I think this place is more handsome.
I see!
Alright, alright!
Then...
Let's go to Aoi Nagu!
Aoi!
Alright!
Alright, alright!
Let's go!
Alright!
Awesome!
Normally, Japanese people can't do "gechi", but...
I did it to do "inoe"!
Can "gechi" above "hansa" go beyond the sky of "otake"?!
A blue lightning strikes me
My chest, my body, I burn it all up
gechi
There's no such cool "gechi"
There's two kinds of "gechi" in the world
Good "gechi" and bad "gechi"
Whichever is better for you!
Final audience! Let's go!
Switch! On!
Yamaguchi-gun or Miyasako-gun?
The result is...
No!
Wait!
"Oozora" versus "gechi" is "gechi"'s win!
The match is now entering the second half!
Come on, Momoko!
I'm thirsty even today
Which one do you want?
I'll go with "bohemia"
"bohemia"!
"bohemia" is good!
I'm counting on you, "checkers"!
Go!
How many months have you been singing this song?
bohemia
You're so confident in your singing
Can you overcome your bad throat with your skills?
Mohammed, overcome your bad throat with your skills.
That's not fair!
Didn't you say "tarot"?
Tarot, please!
You didn't say "tarot", did you?
Tarot, please!
I heard Hamada-san came here to borrow money.
What are you talking about?
I was just about to say "tarot", so I said "tarot, please!"
You said "tarot", so I said "tarot, please!"
You said "tarot", didn't you?
Miyasako's team is Miyasako's team!
Which one will you choose?
It's getting less and less.
Junrenka.
Which one will you choose?
It's the first one, isn't it?
It's the first one.
Junrenka is Miyasako's team.
I forgot about this team.
Junrenka is this team's Junrenka.
When you close your eyes, you'll see a star in the sky.
You're the brightest star in the sky.
When you think about your wife, you'll sing.
When you think about your wife...
I want to sing for my wife!
Nori-chan is watching you.
Captain Miyasako appears to save Double Million Hamada!
Is this strategy a success?
Hmm?
If you look at it, you shine the brightest among millions of stars.
I saw you, Nori-chan!
Don't call me by that name, Nori-chan!
All right, audience!
Switch...
On!
It's Taro!
Don't call me by that name!
I called you "Taro"!
ROSHI-TAN!
Miyasako!
Miyasako, who sang with love for his beloved wife, won three in a row!
The final battle between the 78 players! Yamaguchi will be the winner!
All right, Drake!
It's not a normal song, so...
Billy Joel's "Honesty"!
"Honesty"!
What?!
"Honesty"!
"Honesty"... I don't know what that means, but...
This song's one phrase is...
"Honesty"!
"Honesty"...
It's "truth"!
This is awesome!
Let's do it over there!
Awesome!
Let's do it over there!
Let's do it here!
Oh, it's here!
Everyone is so untrue...
We won!
What are you doing?!
Who said you could sing?!
It's not a song like that!
You listen to "Honesty"!
I want to hear "Honesty"!
It's "truth"!
Yamaguchi chose a song with high difficulty for "Honesty"!
Will he be able to put pressure on Hamada?!
Honesty, such a lonely word, everyone is so unto you
Hamada is challenged by Hamasty in the middle of the city.
Let's do it! Hamasty! Music, start up!
Hamasty! Music, start up!
Namaste!
It's such a lonely world
Everyone is so untrue
No, Sachah!
Sachah!
Catch them up!
What's up?
Why are you 10 points faster?
It's fun!
Let's go! The total score is...
Let's switch, switch!
It's not fun anymore.
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
But we should have had savings.
We should have had savings, but...
It's 30.
Which one is it?!
4!
You!
Think about it!
"Hamasted" and what?!
Next time on "Linkan"...
A new project... What about this kiss?!
An active actress...
How was it?
You kissed indirectly, right?
Is it decided who you will kiss?
You looked happy today.
Who will they kiss?