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Rincan!
On November 11th, a large project related to Rincan's existence was about to open its doors.
Alright, everyone! We're in Shizuoka!
We're in Shizuoka!
Why are we in Shizuoka again?!
Shizuoka!
You don't know the reason, do you?!
I don't know!
It's sudden, but look at this flip!
Here it is!
What is it?
The average ratings of Rincan in Shizuoka.
I don't like it!
It's just Shizuoka!
First of all, from the beginning of the show until now,
the average ratings of Rincan in Shizuoka are 46 times.
The ratings of the show are collected by region for nationwide broadcasts.
In "Golden Time", if it exceeds 15%, it's a popular show.
If it exceeds 20%, it's a big hit show.
By the way, the average ratings of Rincan in Kanto are 12.4%.
Just how many percent is Shizuoka?!
Rincan has ratings of Shizuoka only!
Ta-dah! 9.7%.
Rincan is the only Shitoketa prefecture in 47 prefectures in Kanto.
Shizuoka only?!
But Rincan is doing it at midnight, isn't it?
No, it's the same time zone.
No way!
It's the same!
They're doing it on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
Isn't it the same as Choiwaro Oyaji?
By the way, is Aomori over 20%?
Aomori is over 20%?!
Why don't we do an Aomori broadcast?!
This is...
It's a single number.
It's a number that will end!
No, no, no!
Yes, as Mimura said, the ratings of Rincan are 9.7% at golden time.
In other words, Shizuoka prefecture was the only prefecture in Kanto that didn't have Rincan!
Now that you say it, even though there are so many stars gathered in Yuta...
Yes...
You should know that!
That's...
9.7%!
Mr. Tanabe!
Rincan is 9.7%!
9... Get in!
You should know that!
That's why we're here in Shizuoka...
I see!
...to liven up Rincan!
Yes, yes, yes!
You haven't seen it, have you?
I haven't seen it, but it's true!
Let's change places and have a meeting!
Yes, let's have a meeting!
Yes!
I'm disappointed!
My fever is going up, too!
Mr. Tanabe, turn off the fire!
I'm already watching it!
And so, this time...
In order for everyone in Shizuoka prefecture to see Rincan...
A program PR project has been launched!
Its name is...
Viewer Rate Kurekure Campaign!
Shizuoka Attack Strategy!
How can we gain viewer rates?
First, we'll analyze the trends of Shizuoka prefecture residents...
and hold a strategy meeting to come up with countermeasures!
So, what do we do with this?
Yes, yes!
This...
What number is it? 9?
It's 9.7!
No matter how many times you hear it, you won't get bored!
Yes, yes!
Just by looking at it, it looks like it'll be easy to shoot!
It'll be easy!
I see!
And so...
First of all, what kind of people are Shizuoka residents?
Let's look up their viewer rates!
Here!
Viewer rates...
It's often used as a test selling point for new products!
Oh, is that so?
It's good for searching for the most common area in the middle of the city!
Oh, this is good!
Yes!
Whether new products will sell or not...
is first tested in Shizuoka!
In other words...
For people all over the country...
success in Shizuoka is indispensable!
Even so, I'm sure that Rinkan will...
That's right!
New products...
What did you fail at?
That's why we do our best!
Yes!
Oh, this is good!
Let's continue!
I know what's next!
What's next?
How do you know?
Hirata-kun's fame in Shizuoka is extremely high!
Extremely high!
That's why...
Shizuoka residents...
think of Gussan-no-ko as Hirata-kun's partner!
I see!
Hirata-kun is...
extremely popular in Shizuoka!
But in the end...
a local program...
centered in Shizuoka...
is popular in Shizuoka!
Is that so?
That happens a lot, doesn't it?
It's not all over the country...
Is there anything else...
other than this?
Any information?
I've heard of it...
but it's soccer, right?
Yes!
Soccer!
There's also women's soccer...
I see!
But women's soccer...
It's "jocker"!
"Jocker"!
It's too common!
It's not widespread!
"Soccer" is too much of a hassle!
"Jocker"!
"Jocker"?
It's common!
"Jocker"!
It's not common!
"Jocker"!
If you throw a stone...
it hits a professional soccer player...
It's said...
It's a lie!
This is also a lie!
As a rumored information...
Yes!
Shizuoka residents...
are said to be...
most likely to get caught...
in an "oreo fraud" in Japan!
Really?
That's good!
So people say "eh"?
So...
"oreo eh"?
Watch out!
In fact, there were so many casualties and only in Shizuoka area, a TV commercial to prevent "oreo fraud" was broadcasted.
People of Shizuoka, be careful! If you want to withdraw money right away, call that fraudster!
Fraudster! Fraudster!
Don't withdraw, consult first.
This means that there are many people who are easy to trust and good people if you look back.
In addition, there is important data for this project...
First of all, please look at this.
"Tuesday at 10 p.m." asked 100 people in Shizuoka.
Which program do you watch on Tuesdays at 10 p.m.?
I watch "Boku no Waru" and "Houdou Station".
You watch this?
Yes.
I watch "Rincan".
How many people among 100 people watched "Rincan"?
Let's take a look.
Let's see what's going on.
"NHK" 13 people. "Kayo" 12 people.
It's real.
"Boku no Waru" continued. "Rincan" 34 people.
Isn't it strange and real?
It's melted.
Even with the first request of "trafficking investigation", "Rincan" was not watched.
However, Hamada noticed something here.
You asked 100 people, didn't you?
Yes, I asked 100 people and got this.
Isn't this enough?
You're good.
You can add and subtract, don't you?
Of course I can.
You're a genius.
Here's what's left of it.
"Sleeping"?
"Rincan" is sleeping, isn't it?
"Ryujin" is sleeping, isn't it?
Who asked you this?
I mainly asked people who were sleeping.
Who asked you this?
"Sleeping"?
"Ryujin" is sleeping, isn't it?
Yes, this is the answer that was surprisingly popular.
"Sleeping"?
I sleep about nine o'clock with my children.
"Rincan" viewers, more than eight people, twelve people, are sleeping at ten o'clock at night.
You have a lot of things to do at ten o'clock, don't you?
Are you mad?
I'm going to go to sleep.
I can't do this.
How did we get these twelve people to come here?
Rather than aiming for this fixed place, it looks like we're aiming for here.
I see.
By understanding the people's awareness of Shizuoka and taking action, the members are finally out in the city and start promoting the program.
Now, everyone, we're going to move to the city, so we've brought a car.
Everyone, please look over here!
Huh?
Which one is it?
Which one?
It's coming now.
Really?
It's a little congested now.
It's coming, it's coming!
It's different! It's different!
It feels bad.
It's different!
Look at the timing!
That's right, I called it in red light.
Now, look over here!
Look!
Look at the car!
Oh!
Oh, it's here!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, let me do it!
No, stop it!
Wow!
Well, it's a commercial.
It's not even an election anymore.
It's not a commercial for a car!
It's a commercial for a car!
It's different!
It's that kind of character!
It's funny!
It's a car commercial!
Please make fun of me a little.
Kana-san, wake up Shizuoka!
Wake up Shizuoka!
Let me sing a little.
Wake up Shizuoka!
This is really worth it!
That's nice!
Let's do it like this!
I see!
First of all...
"Rincan comes at 10 p.m." and...
"Daily Broadcast" are written in large letters...
and they run around Shizuoka and promote it!
In addition...
towards Shizuoka residents who have gathered in the sidewalk...
with a mic performance...
they show off the charm of Rincan!
Shizuoka residents who have memorized "Daily Broadcast"...
will be able to see Rincan at 10 p.m.
and their viewership should also increase!
[Rincan]
A fancy sign has been put up like this, and as soon as they start moving, there are people around the car!
This is the best chance for PR! Not only here, but also in Hamada!
Everyone, this is Rincan! Nice to meet you!
Good morning!
Good morning! 10 o'clock! Rincan!
Rincan!
Good morning!
Everyone, this is Rincan!
Nice to meet you!
No one!
Oh! Oh! They're following us!
Everyone, this is Rincan!
Mom, it's dangerous to run!
Kind!
Hamada is so kind!
A word from Hamada who praised everyone!
The enthusiasm of the Rincan citizens who heard this reached their peak!
Hey! It's dangerous!
Dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Mom! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom!
It's dangerous! Mom!
You opened the window on your own!
Because it didn't seem like it, and it got hot.
It got hot, didn't it?
Yeah.
People are enthusiastic about the members they see for the first time in their lives.
Once, with confidence in this excitement, they asked that question!
Are you getting a discount?
The response there is...
As expected, the response there is...
It's sad!
Everyone, I'm sorry, but are you watching "Rinkan"?
If you're watching "Rinkan", raise your hands!
You're watching "Rinkan"!
This is bad!
You're watching "Rinkan"!
Now, it's one or two people.
This is one of the sad realities of average viewership.
In Shizuoka, there are fewer people watching "Rinkan" than expected.
On top of that, in no time, there is no one around.
Yes, there is no one around.
What?
That was the first song!
Dad!
Good morning!
Please!
Dad, what time do you usually go to bed?
I go to bed at 8 o'clock!
8 o'clock!
I'm hungry!
Unfortunately, it's 10 o'clock now!
Dad, is it too early for you to go to bed at 8 o'clock?
It's 10 o'clock now!
Really?
Yes!
Then, do your best next time!
Thank you very much!
It's 10 o'clock on Tuesday!
Yes!
I'll go to bed at 8 o'clock!
All right! I got it!
I'll go to bed at 8 o'clock!
Even though he did a lot of publicity activities, there is only one viewer who got it!
Thereupon, he moves to Shizuoka's most crowded downtown!
Here, in order to gain a large number of viewers, he will shoot for a large number of people in his next operation!
There are a lot of people, but since it's a chance, you can climb up.
Oh, this is exactly an election.
Seriously?
It's an election.
The PR item prepared by Otake is...
This help!
In order to gain political and enthusiasm votes,
Linker members also talk about the wonderfulness of the program to the people waiting in line.
The people of Shizuoka will start seeing Linker, and as a result, the number of viewers should also increase!
Now, let the speech begin!
Well, Hana-san, I have one prediction for you.
This is bad, you know!
Please turn around a little bit.
Really?
It's a little hard when you come out.
Hello, everyone in Shizuoka!
Hello!
Everyone, I'm happy you're all here, but I have one thing to say to you!
Yes, please say it!
Our program is broadcast every Tuesday at 10 p.m. on Linkant! Do you know it?!
We know it!
Raise your hands if you know it!
Thank you!
It has the lowest viewing rate in the whole country!
It's Shizuoka branch!
Are you all watching Kusanagi's drama?
Are you watching it?
I'm watching it!
Udo-chan!
Say something to everyone on the internet!
We are looking for a good city...
What did you say?
At least...
Shizuoka's environment...
And...
On a mental level...
An educational and kind show...
A show where good kids can laugh...
Will be produced!
Please, everyone in Shizuoka!
Please lend us your strength!
Shizuoka residents' hearts are calm...
And they applaud proudly...
Udo!
However...
In order to gain a viewing rate in Shizuoka...
A big wall must be overcome!
And the worst thing is...
Yes?
At 8 o'clock in the evening...
People are sleeping!
People sleep earlier than 10 o'clock in the evening!
Do you know that?
Hey, Theo!
Don't say that at 10 o'clock in the evening!
Dad!
Look!
There are people who sleep at 8 o'clock in the evening!
The viewing rate is too high...
Anyway, it's too early...
For everyone in Shizuoka...
I want you to see Lincoln!
Therefore...
The members have prepared something...
It's too early, isn't it?
Yes!
Well...
I have a present for you!
It's Lincoln's...
Memocane refreshing gum!
Actually, during a strategy meeting held before we came here, Amano made a suggestion...
What should we do if someone is sleeping?
Make sure they don't sleep.
That's what you mean, right?
That's right, but it's not that simple.
That's what I thought about.
Dan!
Lincoln's gum!
Gum!
It's a little embarrassing to say it myself.
Lincoln's gum!
When you eat this gum, you'll be able to watch Lincoln's broadcast...
...even if you were sleeping before 10 o'clock!
In addition, if you distribute it to this large audience...
...the advertising effect will be excellent and you'll get two tickets in one sitting!
With this, you can definitely increase your viewership!
It's dangerous, so please move aside!
Watch out!
Please eat it!
You're eating it to get up until 10 o'clock!
That's right!
You can't just eat whatever you want!
You can't eat it all!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
The people of Shizuoka are entranced by Lincoln's gum...
...which prevents them from waking up early!
Their strategy is effective...
...and their viewership is excellent!
The first party to complete their PR activities on the street...
...chose the next stage of their strategy of gaining viewership...
...a newly built hot spring facility called "Simple Dream Square"!
What is their PR strategy here?
- So! - Yes?
What's next?
- You came here by car, right? - Yes, we did.
- Naturally.
- Actually, here... - Yes?
- It seems like they're filming a popular local program in Shizuoka. - No, they're not!
- No, they're not!
- We heard about it! - We heard about it!
- It's in our hearts! - Don't say that!
- By the way, regarding the program... - Yes?
That's OK
- "That's OK" - My idea!
- "That's OK" (That's OK) - "That's OK" (That's OK)
- "That's OK" - What's that?
- It's a new program... - It's their favorite program!
It's like the Hanamaru Market where they were on TV.
- That's good! - That's a great idea!
Hanamaru Market is amazing!
- It's a famous place! - I don't know why there are so many incidents...
...but it's such a refreshing program!
Here again...
...thanks to being in a local program...
Shizuoka's popularity is unusually high.
Dondo Kodon Hirahata is quick to join the production of a local program that is popular in Shizuoka.
If you advertise "Lincoln" in the midst of the hustle and bustle,
Your popularity will increase and your viewing rate will also rise.
What appeared in front of the members looking for the location team immediately is...
It's on!
Oh, Sano-san!
Huh?
Look! It's recording.
Oh, it's recording.
Isn't that private shooting?
It is.
There's a mic, too.
That's not it!
That's a hobby!
No, that's...
That's private, isn't it?
It's a recording program of "Soreinene".
No, you can't!
Because...
No one is listening.
Is it okay?
Should we go?
Let's go.
It'll come out.
Oh, but it's turning now.
It'll come out if it's from this side.
No, it's okay!
The camera is turning.
Oh, I see.
It's like this, right?
Yeah.
The members who sneak into "Soreinene"'s location team who know nothing!
Will they be able to appear and advertise "linker- on"?!
Please watch the actual video of "Soreinene", a popular program which was broadcasted later in this location!
Okay!
First of all, it's this corner!
Today's theme is this!
The largest sightseeing spot in the prefecture!
Yes.
In Kuno District of Shizuoka City, there is a vast shopping street that appears on a mountain.
Its name is "Soup Dream Square".
It's the largest sightseeing spot in the prefecture.
No, but this is really...
It's really...
How can I say...
It makes people happy, doesn't it?
That's right.
They come here to enjoy the hot springs and while they're enjoying the food...
What are you doing?!
Why did you hit me?!
Hey!
First meeting! First meeting!
What are you doing?!
What are you talking about?!
Right now...
The program I'm in charge of...
What are you talking about?!
What is it?!
Don't talk!
In that program...
Yes.
Here is...
Can you see my face?
It's spinning!
"Soreinene"!
I'm sorry!
When I got hit in the head...
It was awful!
It was really painful!
What is it?
What is it?!
Don't talk!
Don't look at me like that!
Don't you know why you're here?!
This member...
Don't you know?
She's from Tokyo...
Yes.
She's from Tokyo...
Go to the program!
"Soreinene"!
There's no need to!
There's no need!
You use me!
It's awful even this!
I apologize...
You use me!
Excuse me.
I'm a manly man.
What is that?!
Hold up a minute.
Since you're here...
Yes, come in!
"Rincan"!
Aaaaaah!
What's wrong with you?!
I didn't know you were like this!
Shut up! You should go in too!
It's impossible for you to leave all of a sudden!
It's you!
And the show continues!
This hot spring is full of Tokugawa Iyasuko and her wishes for peace.
It is a hot spring resort with the largest number of hot springs in Hiratsudo Prefecture.
Then, please introduce Sekigahara's battle hot spring!
Is it Sekigahara's battle hot spring?
Yes, it is!
It was named after Tokugawa Iyasuko.
I see! This is also behind Tenkyogattara!
We should have been able to see Surgaman!
You are really a weird comedian!
I can see your negative aura!
How is the hot spring?
It's the best!
You should have said "That's nice!"
That's nice!
Is it nice?
Do you like this hot spring?
Yes!
It has many functions!
That's nice!
You should have introduced it!
That's nice!
The functions of this hot spring are...
"Rinkan"!
And the time of day is...
"Rinkan"!
The time of day is...
"Rinkan"!
The time of day in New York is...
"Every Tuesday at 10 p.m."!
That's nice!
That's really nice!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry about this important program!
"Every Tuesday at 10 p.m."!
They are members who have done PR in popular local programs!
In addition, even when five people appeared, their annual instant highest viewing rate is 8%!
In the morning program, it is an overwhelming number that cannot be compared with other programs!
With this, "Rinkan"'s viewing rate up is no doubt!
The members who chose the next place for PR are...
Tokoha Gakuen University, which is holding a school festival this day!
The students who are excited about the school festival...
The members of "Rinkan" haven't been notified of their arrival at all!
Good morning!
Today's location is interesting!
It's a bus!
It's a Kannon Shinkansen!
It's a bus!
But in terms of position, this is easier!
Everyone, you're already at that famous Tokoha University!
I don't know!
I don't know either!
The members of "Rinkan" are holding a school festival at Tokoha University...
If you do a strong PR here...
This will go well!
This is a big PR!
And you can keep it a secret from the students!
Here, in front of the students who know nothing...
Appearing as a popular guest of the school festival!
For the students who are excited about the members who suddenly appeared...
If you do a program PR without getting involved...
"Rinkan" will definitely be a fan of "Rinkan"!
You should be able to obtain a large number of young people...
Who are the program's main target!
Students don't know what's going to happen.
There are about 1,000 of them.
I'll go.
Go.
Yes.
Seriously.
Don't let them know.
Yes.
If they find you, you'll sneak into the venue from the back door so that your strategy will be counterproductive.
Okay, everyone.
Yes.
The entrance is over there.
It's not a school.
It's a school.
T-Tamtam, what are you doing?
First of all...
I'm preaching.
Preaching?
I haven't been to a school like this in about 20 years.
In about 20 years?
It's my first time in 20 years.
What are you doing?
Seriously?
What are you doing?
Relax.
I have one wish.
I want a viewing rate.
Hamada's.
And...
Will the members' feelings reach the young people of Shizuoka?
Next...
It's a stage for special guests.
Let's call them in!
Please!
Before the students who know nothing...
Finally...
The Lincoln members will appear!
Yes, this Shizuoka Prefecture!
Among all countries, Lincoln's viewing rate is the lowest!
Are you going to end the show?
Students are excited about Hamada's lecture for no reason.
There!
As expected of you, you look alike.
Yes.
Everyone, do you remember when you wrote a questionnaire a little while ago?
Yes, we wrote it.
In fact, on this day, without asking for the name of the linker with the school's cooperation,
a questionnaire was carried out under the name of "next year's school festival material".
Those subjects were two of the programs you often watch and your favorite entertainers, but...
Hey, you're getting great results!
You're getting ridiculous results!
It's amazing.
Kase! Kase Kaori!
Kase Kaori!
Here, students who gave extremely terrible answers were raised to the stage and gave a lecture.
I'm Kase Kaori!
I'm a boomer's glasses boy!
I'm Kase Kaori!
Now, just because you say "Kase Kaori" is a TV program you often watch,
you're getting great results!
Kase Kaori!
Furthermore!
Takahashi Shuji, is it a TV program you often watch?
"Hanamanba".
Thank you!
Thank you, Shuji!
You're getting ridiculous results!
Your favorite entertainers are...
Hey, what's with you?
You're getting ridiculous results!
And the students who gave the worst answers were...
This one came up, didn't it?
I've heard of it before.
Who is it?
Yoko Higuchi!
Her name is...
Yoko Higuchi!
What is the TV program you often watch?
"Boku no Ai ni..." (My Love...)
Why is it like this?
This one is popular, isn't it?
Do you know why Amada-san's face looks like this?
Do you know why?
It's because of the back!
That's right!
It's because of the back!
That's right!
If I'm not mistaken, Don Fusai is in C-class.
I'm watching you!
I'm watching you, Yumura-san!
In this survey,
the number of people who said "Rincan" is...
Out of 1,000 young people in Shizuoka,
the number of people who said "Rincan" to their favorite show is...
I'm happy!
You wrote "Rincan"!
I want "Rincan"!
This much?!
Thank you for your words!
Out of 1,000 young people in Shizuoka,
the number of people who said "Rincan" to their favorite show is...
"Rincan"!
Thank you!
Wait, this isn't it!
I'm really happy!
It's my favorite show!
But you're not watching it!
I'll watch it again!
Again?!
I'm begging you!
When is it?
Tomorrow morning!
That's right!
Are you really going to watch it again?!
Alright!
Are you going to watch it?!
If you don't watch it, you won't be able to think of anything!
That Nerkezamas gum...
From now on, I'll watch you!
Believing in those words, everyone who has become new viewers will receive Nerukeboushi gum as a gift!
Everyone, please join us on Tuesday at 10 o'clock!
Tuesday at 10 o'clock...
Join us!
Like this, in a great union with the students, the barrier of the siege attack strategy was closed!
We did a good job!
It's good!
I think it's going up a lot!
Yeah!
It's going up a lot!
If you say it like that, you can say anything!
I'm so happy, I don't know what to say
The love that can't be put into words
I hope I can see you again
I can't put it into words
I hate you
In a family restaurant in Sinai, delusional entertainers gather at night.
Their name is...
"Delusion Club".
What kind of delusions will they have from the cards?
Shall we move on?
Shall we?
This is amazing.
Wow!
If a lion comes in here, how will you fight it?
Wow!
There are 340 lions that are kept in zoos all over Japan.
Lions may have escaped from zoos in the past.
And you may meet lions in the city all of a sudden.
Let's ask people in the city.
If a lion comes in a family restaurant, how will you fight it?
I'll ask you to protect me.
A lion is eating me.
A lion is my specialty.
I'll go to a drink bar with a lion.
I'll give it a drink.
I'll make it drunk.
And I'll run away.
Can they come up with various opinions?
"Best 3" has become like this.
What kind of opinions will they have from "Delusion Club"?
You can't go anywhere.
You can run away.
You can't go anywhere.
Should we go one by one or all of us?
Should we go one by one and all of us go somewhere?
Why me?
I'll be eaten completely.
Let's break the glass around here first.
The sound is real.
It hurts, doesn't it?
No, you're the one who says it.
If you run away, you'll get a lot of meat.
And it'll probably fly to you.
It'll probably fly to you.
For now, let's break the glass.
I'll also take some of the food around here.
This will be completely useless.
There's still some, right?
It's better to have one of these, right?
It's the worst.
Let's say we're going to eat it and then eat it.
Let's eat it first.
That's right.
No, but for now...
If someone doesn't do something...
If it's only these people, then someone will eat it.
How do you know?
It looks like you'll get caught.
Don't you deny it?
Even though you got bitten in the first place, don't you deny it?
I'll deny it, but...
I'll really deny it.
I'll also deny it.
But I wonder if it's okay for me to write a novel about it.
Like, "I've already done it once."
Leave it to me.
It won't happen.
Okay, I understand.
Okay, I'll...
Well, this is just my imagination, so...
Let's say you got bitten.
I'll stop you.
Where did you get bitten?
You'll be watching that moment.
You might not make it to that moment.
You'll pull it back, right?
If you get bitten...
You'll pull it back, right?
With this, you'll win without looking.
It's about whether you can make it at that moment.
Even if you say you'll go while Shinagawa-kun is getting bitten...
Next time, you say you'll go while Shinagawa-kun is getting bitten...
You'll come to me and bite me.
I'll stop you with my life.
What's weak about it?
It's weak against fire.
That's right.
Fire is weak against fire.
What's going to happen in the meantime?
I'll put tabasco in my mouth.
That's right.
It won't go away.
This is...
Tabasco might be good.
It's tough, even for lions.
I'll put tabasco in my mouth.
No, no.
It's fire against fire.
So, I got bitten, right?
Yes.
I'm holding it, right?
In the meantime, apply tabasco on me.
You'll raise your tail, right?
Yes, I'll raise my tail.
You have a tail like this.
It's heavy.
It doesn't go easily.
It goes in like this.
While you're raising your tail,
put it in your mouth and bite it.
Until it goes down?
That's right.
It takes a lot of time to put it in my mouth.
While you're doing it,
you'll get bitten.
Why?
It's in your mouth.
I'm doing it for fun.
I'm not doing it for fun.
Do you simply hate me?
I want to die.
So, which team will the club choose?
Let's go next.
This is good.
Next topic.
On a deserted island, these six people float. Who is most needed?
Recently, as Lost, a series of American dramas, has gathered topics,
survival on a deserted island is always a topic that stirs up delusions.
Now, if you could, which of these six people would you choose as a partner?
First of all, please listen to the voice of the city.
These six people survived on a deserted island. Now, who is most needed?
Goats. Goats.
It seems like you can say a pretty comforting joke.
On a deserted island, these six people survived on a deserted island.
Now, which of these six people would you choose as a partner?
Ms. Nimler.
Is it funny?
Is it okay for you to say that?
As a result, while various opinions came out, the rankings became as you can see.
Then, in the delusional club, a quarrel broke out.
Let's go next.
Next topic.
These six people float on an uninhabited island. Who is most needed?
This happens all the time.
It's survival, isn't it?
Everyone thinks they're the only ones who survive.
It's better for me to make friends.
Why?
Because I know it very well.
Survival.
For example, water.
What do you do if you run out of water?
If you run out of water, do you put it in a plastic bottle?
No, the water in the plastic bottle is already gone.
How do you boil seawater with steam?
You put it in a plastic sheet and boil it with steam.
That's correct.
I knew it.
What are you good at in your group?
Everyone says one thing.
I'm good at survival.
What do you do?
When someone is sick or injured, I have a great deal of treatment.
Is that so?
For example, illness and injury.
I see. I have that, too.
I'm good at life and death.
You're good at drama.
I can do heart massages and do all sorts of things.
I know you well.
You know things very well.
I'm not good at being polite.
Everyone's a little rough.
I have a lot of seniors.
I can't do things like "what's up with him?"
No, you can't.
I can do anything.
In this situation, I think Miyasako can do anything.
I think Miyasako would do anything to suppress his anger.
In this situation, I think Miyasako is the most angry.
Then I can persuade Shinagawa.
I can persuade him that it's not good for Shinagawa.
Yahagi tends to listen.
That's right.
I think you need it.
You are the person who doesn't need it most.
I think you need it the most.
I think you need it in the future.
You don't need it in general.
I'm really frustrated.
I'm frustrated.
I think you only drink alcohol.
I only drink alcohol.
But you can hit me.
I can't do it.
I'm an elder.
I can't hit you.
What do you do when a celebrity comes?
For example, a downtown person comes.
What do you do?
Just tell me.
I can't do it.
You will be caught.
I'm an elder.
I'll skin you alive.
I'm scared when a celebrity comes.
What do you do?
I'll eat you up.
I can't do it.
I'll bet once and hit Kama-san in the stomach.
Why?
If you do it like that, I'll definitely lose.
Then...
You'll probably lose to everyone.
Everyone.
So, this is the club's opinion.
Next week's "Rinkan" is...
Summer's Ootake Family's Birthday Party will be held in Osaka's USJ!
The members of "Rinkan" are more than happy than usual!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Then, there's an unexpected big present!
Summer's Ootake Family, just what is happening?!