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Entertainer's Death Note
The content of this "Entertainer's Death Note" will definitely become reality.
What was written in the notebook is...
After eating a banana bun,
Summers is ambushed at Tokyo Station and kisses an otaku.
Why can't I do something like this?
Oh, it's here! It's here!
It's dark! It's dark!
An otaku has appeared!
Oh no!
It's here!
Oh, I'm nervous!
I'm nervous!
Happy...
Here I go!
What the hell are you doing? You're such an asshole!
What? What? What?
What is this?
I'm so tired.
The two of us and two of someone else's cranes in here are doing a little recording.
We can't talk about it without eroticism.
We did it at the end too.
I'm going to predict the winner of the crane for you all.
It's a rule of winning or losing, so you decide which crane wins.
The final winner will receive...
One million yen!
This show has a lot of million yen.
I don't know how many people will be left at the end.
If it's just one person, it's a million yen.
Who used Okan?
Here you go!
Well, Wazono-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okan is waiting for you now.
That's right!
What kind of dirty Okan is waiting for you?
Well, it's not that kind of dirty Okan.
It's just Okan that you can't expect much from.
But!
Yes?
The real Okan is like this.
Also, I was really curious about where they took it from during rehearsal.
This Okan has already been a regular Okan since October.
Really?!
Let's go! The first Okan is here!
Yes!
Wow!
Hurry up!
It's already familiar!
It's already some kind of order!
I'm Okan.
I'm Okan Tanashiro.
Nice to meet you!
How much is it?
Is it for daily use?
It's always like this.
Wow!
It's for everyday use.
The glue on your makeup is bad!
The first Okan Derby participant is Okan Naoko, who has a summer look and a passionate love story.
She is 60 years old this year.
You have a lot of profiles, right?
Yes, I have a lot of profiles.
I don't have any blood type and gender.
Gender and taste have a lot of data.
She is from Abeck, Nagoya, where she first met her husband.
She is worried about her mother.
She has thin hair since she was born, but recently she has a lot of hair loss.
She counts how many hair she has lost in a day.
She has a lot of hair loss today, too.
Let's go!
Yes!
The second Okan is here!
Let's go!
Wow!
It's a great meeting.
Yes, it is.
Who is this woman?
She is also...
Fujimoto's mother.
Ah!
But she is a combination mother.
She is a combination mother.
Yes, she is.
Native Fujiwara.
Combination...
The second participant, entry from Fujiwara.
Fujimoto's mother, Katsuko, was born in the middle of World War II and is 63 years old.
Could you tell us about your mother's recent worries?
Her pee is getting closer.
Does it get loose compared to gas?
A lot.
How long does it last for one day?
Fifteen to six years.
You are very strict, aren't you?
Mother, you know I'm also a fan of yours.
Yes.
I like you better.
I like your jokes better.
Now, we will have you compete against each other.
The winner will get a hot spring pier with their parents and son.
So, this competition is between Fujimoto's mother and Haranishi's mother.
What kind of battle will take place?
"Brass Okanderby" will finally begin!
So, Fujiwara's mother has appeared again.
She is getting more and more interesting.
She is doing a lot of things.
Before she hits her mother with a spotlight, she should hit us with a spotlight.
She should hit us with a spotlight.
Anyway, how do you feel about it?
Recently, Okan is said to be funny.
If it is true, we should record it.
I know, but Okan doesn't say it.
Let's start.
The first match is...
Okan and 50 meters tall.
Are you OK?
So, which one of you got it right?
Please show us.
It's hard to tell.
We don't have much data.
The hint is...
Fujimoto is walking with a dog.
And Hara-nishi is playing Nintendo DS with his son.
It doesn't matter.
Let's see the data.
Please look at this.
So, which one of you got it right?
It's hard to tell.
He's wearing a beautiful dress.
It's hard to tell.
Let's move to another channel.
That's right.
Which one of you got it right?
OK, start!
Please move.
Fujimoto is walking with a dog.
And Hara-nishi is playing Nintendo DS with his son.
Which one of you got it right?
It's hard to tell.
Which one of you got it right?
When I was in high school, I was working as a newspaper delivery man.
I worked as a delivery man in Ebita.
I see.
You were trained.
But I was caught mixing with thieves.
I'm serious.
I was just told to come here.
By the way, Ama-san, it was very sunny that day.
It was sunny.
The direct sunlight was amazing.
My hands are thin, but the direct sunlight is amazing.
It's very sunny.
It's completely exposed.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
OK, let's start the first race.
The 50-meter race.
Start!
The first race is the 50-meter race.
First race is the 50-meter race.
Fujimoto is three times faster than me.
But he is faster than me in terms of sports experience.
I feel like I'm Fujimoto's opponent.
But look at me.
I'm terrible.
I'm completely the opposite of you.
I'm sorry for you.
Isn't this a pose that you're conscious of your fathers in front of you?
You're too old for this.
Fujimoto's sense of humor is also great.
We're both losers at this point.
The first race is about to start.
The 50-meter race. Start!
Fujimoto and Fujimoto's lives may be constrained by 50 meters.
Fujimoto is 63 years old.
Fujimoto is 60 years old.
What are you doing?
Look at me!
What are you doing?
Look at me!
Don't look at me!
Look at me!
Fujimoto is 60 years old.
I'm angry.
They will race again. 50m race.
Will Harani win or Kujimoto win?
Get ready.
They started beautifully.
I'm angry.
She is not angry.
Harani won.
I'm angry.
Miyamoto and Fujimoto won.
Harani won.
This is bad.
Fujimoto won.
It was just as I imagined.
It was a good race.
You did it.
I did it.
I'm angry.
What happened?
Even if you race a lot, it's like that, right?
Yes, yes.
Ah, you were late!
I'll do my best next time!
Yes, I understand. I'll do my best!
Um, ma'am, do you have underwear sticking out?
I'm sorry.
Can you really not do it?
I'll wear a mask.
The first race, 50m race,
Fujimoto and Kanga, who separated in a straight line,
will race with 7 machines or more!
Fujimoto! Fujimoto!
The first one to reach the finish line is Takeshi Sekiyama!
I was faster than you, but you were slower than me!
You looked like Takeshi when you were running!
Amazing, isn't it?
What language is that?!
That's... "girl's language"!
Here's the second race!
A giant pool in the middle of the water race!
Let's have the rest of you guess what this is.
I don't feel like winning at all.
I don't feel like winning at anything.
Now, goodbye!
Now, go ahead and guess!
I'm thinking about a lot of things, so I'm running out of ideas.
Now, what will you do? Is this okay?
Is this okay? Is this okay?
Now, let's do it!
The second water-in-the-middle-of-the-pool match!
Start!
The second race, giant pool in the middle of the water match!
The second race is a water-in-the-middle-of-the- pool match in a giant pool with eight tons of water.
What kind of match will it be?
I have no idea!
Only in that world.
Finally, one of the stand-by players has taken out a blue and red card.
Matsumoto of G.COINCH.
Finally, you took it off.
Take it off normally!
I'm really glad I did it before the digital broadcast.
You can't rely on the television, can you?
I can't rely on the television.
I should have done it now.
My nipples are protruding a little now!
This is...
I'm 63 years old!
This doesn't exist!
The generation that survived after the war is very patient.
It's like, "Let's do our best!"
I think it's better not to be patient.
This will go in the water, right?
Isn't it plankton?
Now, the second race, giant pool in the middle of the water match, will finally start.
The first place goes to...
Harani Shoukan!
The first place goes to...
First of all, Harani Shoukan will go.
Harani Shoukan is...
81.5, 67, 90 from above.
I'm going on a hot spring trip!
You're watching this kind of broadcast, aren't you?
You know where you're used to, don't you?
Now, they're finally in the pool!
The first place in the giant pool in the middle of the water!
Here we go!
Ah, it's a voice saying "here we go"!
Will he go in?!
Summoning Harani!
There it is!
This expression...
It's painful!
He's opening up his body!
He's doing his best!
He's opening up his eyes!
He's desperate!
He's doing his best!
His eyes are finally getting painful!
Ah, it's painful!
He's opening up his eyes!
Ah, 30 seconds passed and 40 seconds left!
Wow! Wow!
He's patient! He's patient!
Wow! Wow!
Stop it! Stop it!
He's dying! He's dying!
He's dying!
It's over! It's over!
49.60 seconds!
No way!
60-year-old Okada!
I thought he was going to die!
But he was still alive!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
What was that?!
Okada-san...
Yes?
When you opened up your eyes...
No, no, no! Don't blink!
It was amazing!
There's still more left!
It was amazing!
But Fujimoto-no-Okan was under pressure because of this!
That's right!
Next up is Fujimoto-no-Okan's challenge!
63-year-old Fujimoto-no-Okan is finally going to challenge!
There's nothing like a supporter underneath, is there?
This is bad!
I've slightly fixed it!
The adjustments for this episode seem to be perfect!
Fujimoto-no-Okan's body type...
You're not pregnant, are you?!
For Fujimoto-no-Okan...
Do your best!
Fujimoto-no-Okan is in the water!
But in terms of results, it's not bad.
Fujimoto-no-Okan is in first place.
You're in second place.
- Mr. Hamamatsu... - Yes?
- Let's go on a hot spring trip together? - Why?!
- I'm not brave enough. - You worked hard, didn't you?
- You said you'd go on a hot spring trip! - How about you, Ms. Okan?
- I'll do it! - You'll do it?
- I'll do it! - You lost, didn't you?!
Next time I'll really... do my best!
You're cold again!
Why won't you touch me?!
In the second race, "Breath-stopping Battle",
Hamamatsu and Haranishi, who dreamed of a hot spring trip together, won!
The winner is Haranishi!
O'Hara did his best.
When he came out, he looked like Yananobo.
Everyone, please go back to your seats.
Even my son doesn't know about this.
Now, there are four of you.
I was tricked.
After two races, O'Hara and Darby were able to win one million yen.
How many people will be able to survive?
The third race is this!
Okan-banana-one-minute-fast-eating competition!
Fujimoto's favorite fruit is mandarin orange.
Harajuku's okan is peach.
Peach and mandarin orange must hate this okan.
The third race - okan-banana-one-minute-fast- eating competition!
The third race is about how many bananas you can eat in one minute.
What do you think about it?
I don't know much about it.
Wado-san, did you review it again?
When Harajuku's okan was born, a Japanese store opened in Harajuku.
That's right.
So, bananas are very precious in this day and age.
That's right.
I think it's amazing that you like bananas so much.
For you two, bananas are amazing, right?
I think so, too.
On the other hand, Fujimoto's okan, who is only three years old,
used the phrase "I don't want it until I win" when it was born.
I don't want it.
I see.
I'm sure he's in the middle of a battle.
He's strong-willed.
Look at this amazing check.
Before the race...
It's more than a chimpanzee's check.
I'm sorry, but...
What's with the check?
I like how Harani's okan smells from the outside.
I don't think it makes much sense.
However, there is one problem.
People of this age tend to choke on mochi,
and their ability to swallow is weak.
That's right.
It's a one-minute race.
If you're a counter, you should join us right away.
The third race, which was full of wins and losses,
is a one-minute banana-pulling race.
The race is about to begin.
Who will win the stomach-pulling race?
Get in position.
Ready...
It's a fast pulling race.
They are approaching.
They are pulling hard.
They are taking turns to pull.
They are pulling endlessly.
They are pulling half of their weight.
They are pulling their white eyes.
They are nearly done.
Fujimoto has also cleared two. 30 seconds left.
This is a critical moment for the two of them.
It's painful! It's painful! It's painful!
He's putting in all his energy! He's putting in all his energy!
He's got 20 seconds left! Last spurt! Last spurt!
Fujimoto doesn't care about what happens.
He's thinking about what to do.
9 seconds left! 9 seconds! 8 seconds! 7 seconds! 6 seconds! 5 seconds! 4 seconds! 3 seconds! 2 seconds! 1 second!
Time's up!
It's a tie!
Kawanishi has a sad look on his face!
Will this be a one-step lead?
Judge, please.
It's not moving.
How many?
Four!
Four.
It's four.
This is also four, but this is the fifth one.
It's the fifth one, but it's not eating.
It's not eating for 2 seconds.
What are you doing?
Water?
It's a draw!
It's four, four, and it's a draw.
It's impossible!
It's impossible.
It's four, four.
I feel like I'm in a hot spring.
Take me with you.
I'll give you a service.
I don't care about winning or losing.
Are you going to stand up?
The third race "One-minute Fast-Eating Match"
will be decided by both teams.
The result will be a draw!
This match is a draw!
It's a draw!
All of you will be eliminated!
Eliminated?
It's not a draw, is it?
Eliminated?
It's not a draw, is it?
Do you want me to join you?
You didn't tell me about it.
Eliminated!
Hey!
You're not going to give me a million yen, are you?
No, I'm not.
But it can't be helped.
I don't know about winning or losing.
The result is a draw.
No, it's not.
I'll make it clear.
What are you going to do?
It can't be helped.
I'll give you one more chance.
- We are... - We are...
- No, no, no, everyone wants to go? - Everyone... has gone?
- Everyone has gone? - No, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no!
- We are all lost! All four of us...
- Then, Mr. Basmo, please!
- Disqualified!
- I don't think that problem will occur!
- Everyone has gone!
At this point in the middle of the race, no one is revived. Who will be the goddess of victory?
Let's get back on track. Here is the fourth race!
What is it?
Mother's sexy pants and quick change competition!
It's about time for a commercial and we wanted Eros.
But looking at it now, it's pretty young.
If we stay here, we have a chance.
We're already in the second half of the competition.
Both heads and pants are already worn out.
That's right, it's already past six o'clock.
Fourth Race - Pants and Sexy Pants and Quick Change Competition!
The fourth event is to see who can put on ten pants and ten pants first.
Ten!
However, even if they are over sixty years old, they will compete in a sexy qualifier.
That's right!
They are stupid!
They haven't received proper education!
That's right!
I don't know if it's true or not.
Can you feel it in your stomach now?
Yes!
Your thighs are saying "tapun tapun"!
Tapun tapun!
Your cellulite is no joke!
The fourth race is one win and one loss.
Sexy Pants and Quick Change Competition starts now!
Will the goddess of pants smile in the end!?
Get ready...
There it is!
Pants...
All of a sudden...
She rolled up her pants and put them on.
I don't know if it's normal for her to put them on like that.
I don't know if it's our idea or not.
She's putting her hands up...
She's fast!
And...
In just a few seconds...
She put them on her stomach!
Now she's in the water!
Will it be easier to do if you do it over and over again?
I don't know...
Wow, it goes in pretty easily!
That's what we like about you.
Ara ara raya... ta!
What's with Fujino? He's not doing his best!
Ah, he's taking some time off.
But...
Fujino... Oh! He's already sitting down.
He's already sitting down.
Fujino, you're too fast.
Now, Harajiri, you have to hurry up.
Umeda, Komai, Kumai, this kind of thing...
Oh, here...
He's sitting down.
Can you face forward?
Ah, it's open!
Harajiri, you can't open it.
Now, which one is better?
Harajiri, you're retreating.
You even thought about showing off!
You're not supposed to show off!
You're just a little tired.
What's with that?!
Sexy pose!
It's like he's conscious of the people on the other side of the screen.
Ah, he's getting angry!
He's getting angry!
Ah, this is the last one!
He's getting angry!
Now...
Is this Fujino?!
Isn't this the last one?!
It's the last one.
Now, a sexy pose!
Will he shout his last words at the end?!
Welcome back!
Now, the sexy pose he chose is...
The fourth race, Sexy Pants versus Early Change is...
Fujimoto showing off his amazing speed, wins!
I won! It's Fujimoto!
Now, finally, it's time for the last battle!
Huh? If it's the last one, it's 1 million yen, right?
That's right!
Now, let's go! The last battle is this one!
Okamu Meisaku Movie Review Battle!
Review?
What does "meisaku" mean?
This is what they wrote in the movie review, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's more like "vision", more or less.
Well, that's how it is.
Now, with those reviews, please come to the studio!
You two, please!
Hurry up!
What are you doing? Hurry up!
I'm just like you.
Kiss me.
Kiss me naturally.
What are you doing?
Why are you kissing me?
You're bent.
You're bent!
You're crazy!
Don't bend your neck like that!
You can't bend it at Zenkoku.net!
I didn't bend it at Zenkoku.net!
You're too much!
Oh, you're a pain in the neck!
What's wrong with you guys?
Why are you touching me?
Let's listen to their favorite movie.
Harajuku's favorite movie.
I like "Kaidanmono" (stairsman)
"Kaidanmono"?
It's a horror movie.
"Kaidanmono" is a good movie.
The title is "Yotsuya Kaidan".
Yonimodo Okamoto's favorite movie.
My favorite movie is "Junjoumono".
"Junjoumono"?
It's not like that!
What's "junjoumono"?
It's a beautiful movie.
A beautiful movie?
For example?
I like Yujiro Ishihara's movie "Ginda no koi no monogatari".
I see.
He still has a song.
I'll sing it for you.
"Anata wo matteba" (If I wait for you)
"Amen" (I'm sorry)
Don't slip out of the line!
Don't do it!
Hajime is slipping!
Don't do it!
Hajime is slipping!
Matsumoto-san, you slipped!
You slipped, Matsumoto-san!
What are you saying?!
Now, everyone! Let's have you guess!
It's probably a battle of impressions.
Matsumoto-san, you decide first.
What was the last movie you watched?
The last one?
Yotsuya Kaidan.
You've only watched it once!
It's summer, right?
It's summer!
It's not even in bloom!
It's summer and you're saying it's summer!
You'll lose your hair!
What do you want?
I'll give it to you, so give it to your daughter, too!
Give it to your mother!
I'll give it to you first!
You can give it to your parents! I'll give it to my mother!
What's your mother like?
The last movie I watched...what was it?
I forgot!
This is crazy!
This is funny!
Just say it normally!
Now, please make your predictions!
Go ahead!
I really don't have any intelligence!
My impression is...
Now, I think this is very difficult to predict...
Ah, I see.
After all...
What will it be?
I'm sure it will be...
After this, five of you will read it for me.
That's right!
Are you okay?
That will also be a point.
Now!
Then I will go right away, everyone.
Yes, first of all...
The movie that Mr. Haranishi watched...
is this one!
"Ghost"!
A famous movie!
It's a famous movie!
Horror lover Mr. Haranishi's favorite movie is...
"Ghost"!
This movie was released in 1990...
and it was shot before he got married.
He left this world...
and became a ghost...
and protects his lover from evil people...
that's the story!
He's a ghost!
He's only good at what he's good at.
He did his best!
He's only good at what he's good at?!
What is it?
What are you looking at?!
Ghost is only good at what he's good at!
What's wrong with "ghost is only good at what he's good at"?
Can you not understand?
Okay!
Then...
I will now announce it!
Okay!
First of all...
Mr. Haranishi's liver is...
It's a little old...
Old liver?
Is it a liver?!
Please more...
I don't know about this one...
Please more!
Ghost and me, Harari and Naoko.
After watching "GHOST", I was so moved that I couldn't move for a while due to something wrong with my body.
The intense love scene between men and women in "ROCK ROAD".
Am I the only one who got hot unexpectedly?
What a profound love!
I've always been interested in the world after death.
I thought about what would happen if I died.
To be honest, I have no idea.
The main actor is sexy and cute.
If I could be a psychic, I'd like to know the world after death.
This movie is a great work that makes you feel sad and painful at the same time.
I'm moved. Thank you.
Let me say it again.
I'm moved. Thank you.
I've been interested in the world of white for a long time.
I've never heard of it.
I've heard of it for the first time in my life.
Now, Mr. Umato, you've heard of it, haven't you?
Yes, that's right.
Now...
Yes, I understand.
Mr. Okan's impressions.
Yes.
Now, let's go. Next up is the movie Mr. Fujimoto watched.
What?
Die Hard.
It's a completely different type of movie.
This is difficult.
In high school, Mr. Fujimoto's masterpiece was the action movie "Die Hard."
This movie, released in 1988, is about a hard- boiled story in which a fierce terrorist and Bruce Willis- style protagonist, Detective John McClane, face off alone.
Now, Mr. Okan's impressions.
Yes.
Die Hard.
What?
What's that supposed to mean?
It's too early for that.
Now, please!
"Die Hard" and me.
Okatsuko Fujimoto.
In a super-modern skyscraper with computerized facilities,
you have a relative conversation with machines and humans.
At a Christmas party on the 30th floor of the building,
your ex-wife invites you.
Your ex-husband, Detective John McClane, occupies the building.
Occupies?
He occupies it.
You wrote it.
The terrorist is in a "die hard" fight.
What?
What did you say?
By that action, you have rescued your ex-wife, who is now Mrs. McClane, as a hostage.
Now, you have overcome your weakness and saved McClane.
Isn't it a warning to modern society?
I don't know what you're talking about!
What do you mean?
It doesn't say anything about that.
It doesn't?
By doing so, the hostage and the hostage will save their ex-wife, who is now Mrs. McCluane.
It doesn't make any sense!
The confrontation has ended!
Matsumoto-san!
Yes?
Please be the judge.
Yes! I'll be the judge!
Yes, please!
Now, will the winner be the wife of Aranishi or Fujimoto?!
Matsumoto-san, I have a request.
A request?
The two of you are very close.
Yes.
Whether you win or lose, it's a bloodbath.
Right?
So...
Matsumoto-san, you'll slip.
Give me both of them.
Both of them, please!
Matsumoto-san, you'll slip!
Matsumoto-san, you're slipping!
Wait a minute!
You're slipping! You're slipping!
I didn't do anything!
You're slipping! You're slipping!
Why did you slip on the drum roll?
Matsumoto-san, you're slipping!
Then, please!
Ah, yes!
Which one?
I'll announce it!
Draw!
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What were you thinking?
At the end...
Let's decide!
I couldn't decide at all!
What's wrong with you?!
You're the one who said it!
Bullfrog.
Wild boar trapped in a trap.
Lion in Nogiyama Zoo.
Thank you for watching.
Shooting for a gourmet show.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Bring me some ramen. - Okay.
Thank you.
Sure, go ahead.
Sure.
Okay, raise it up.
Raise it up.
No, it's too high.
Lower it.
The bowl has to go in.
Like this?
Hold it like this.
Look at the monitor and check it out.
Okay, okay.
Let me talk for a second.
Okay.
Are you okay with the color?
The color.
- Hey. - Yes?
- What do you want me to do? - I'm sorry.
- Don't you want me to do it? - I'm sorry.
Why?
- Here it is. - Here it is?
- Yes. - Are you okay?
- Yes. - You're stupid, aren't you?
- Yes. - Put your hand in.
Yes.
- I'm sorry. - You have to do it while looking at it.
- You're stupid for looking at ramen. - Yes.
Raise it up. Raise it up.
There's bean sprouts on it.
Yes.
- Why are you touching it? - I'm sorry.
- Yes. - I'm sorry.
Let's go to bed.
Yellow!
Gundam's Amuro Ray.
We are always the ones who fight!
I'll do a jumbo jump.
Jumbo jump!
You look like him!
He did a jumbo jump.
You look like him!
Satonaka of Dokaben.
You look like Satonaka!
Today is Matsumoto Hitoshi's 43rd birthday! Let's celebrate together!
The stage is a pennant race-filled Yokohama stadium!
While 30,000 spectators are watching, a special gift is...
And to Matsumoto, who is embarrassed, that real pitcher also rushes to celebrate!
A completely sealed document is available next week! Don't miss it!