AISubs v3.5
Entertainer Death Note
The other day, all Lincoln entertainers were revealed to have a note and warned at the same time.
The content written in this "Entertainer Death Note" will surely become reality.
What did you say? "Entertainer Death Note"?
That's quite a range.
The content of the note was...
Banana Man Himura keeps falling down the banana river in front of the studio's front door.
Go!
Is it dangerous here?
Go!
You know, people are saying that we are a little bad gang.
But it's not like that at all.
In our world, there are real little bad guys.
I mean, real little bad guys.
Those people are real.
They are really real.
I'm jealous.
I want to be like them.
There are real little bad guys, right?
Yes.
I'll have them come today.
What?!
Really?
Yes, for real.
Wow.
This gathering...
It's not over yet.
We came to the wrong place.
Four people were asked to dress up as little bad guys.
What are they going to do?
It's decided, as expected of our senior.
Is it decided?
I'm like, "Nice!"
It's decided, as expected of Mr. Matsumotti.
Mr. Matsumotti?
Mr. Matsumotti.
Mr. Portaguet.
Mr. Miyasa-koude.
These guys are normal.
Mr. Yamabuchi.
We're going to do it too much.
We're not going to say "little bad guys" to our seniors.
Little bad guys.
We've already discussed it.
We haven't made it clear.
Right.
We haven't said "little bad guys" yet.
We haven't said it yet.
I've read the script once, so I think I know it.
You don't know it.
What's the concept?
Oh, you want to know the concept?
You're going to say that to your friends?
What do you want to do with the keyword "little bad guys" that you haven't made it clear yet?
The concept is...
Everyone is little bad guys, but we're really bad guys.
We're not little bad guys.
We can't be little bad guys.
Little bad guys are popular now.
It's popular, but we do it too much.
But you guys are working hard on that area.
Is there a place where we've been little bad guys before?
There is.
It's 2 o'clock and 14 minutes today.
This line is "little bad guys".
My wife asked me to say it yesterday, but I said no.
I want to make it clear about that area.
Do you want to be little bad guys, too?
I don't want to be little bad guys.
You haven't said it at all.
I've said it, but it's all erased.
"Little bad guys" in Rinkaan means "little badness".
So, this time, we're going to have senior comedians teach us how to make jokes that make you laugh without thinking.
I've prepared it for you.
When I was in "Yagini Shikiri", I always did this.
I don't know what to do.
You're little bad guys.
♪ Looking for some happiness ♪
♪ But there is only loneliness ♪
Lincoln's Little Bad Boy Club
Everyone, this is the first stage.
The first stage is this.
This is the key room.
I feel nervous.
You do, don't you?
I'd like you to do "Little Bad Boy" here.
I'd like to see it.
If we do it, we'll do it too much.
You want us to do it in private, right?
Yes.
Can we do "Little Bad Boy" like we usually do?
Well, we can't do it like that.
We've heard "Little Bad Boy" like this before.
In this tense prelude,
in a place like this,
there's a device that's barely allowed to be laughed at.
If you see this and think, "Ah, this is "Little Bad Boy","
can you press this button in front of you?
Yes.
Little Bad Boy
This is like my voice.
Isn't this Matsumoto-san's voice?
Did Matsumoto-san do this?
No, I didn't!
I'm so excited!
In any case, let's do it.
Does it start now?
This is the order.
Ah, this is important.
I don't know if I can say it at first.
Little Bad Boy
As you can see from the result of the lottery,
four senior comedians will perform "Little Bad Boy" in order.
The first one is Otaketta.
Top batter Otaketta.
Otaketta stands up while under pressure from his juniors.
Then, he gets a punch from a teacher.
Little Bad Boy
"Little Bad Boy" is not as bad as they expected.
Otaketta's "Little Bad Boy" is...
Otaketta's "Little Bad Boy" is not bad.
Little Bad Boy
It's a meeting.
It's amazing how he enters.
It's a meeting.
I'll announce it now.
He added it.
Is it a little?
It's a little.
As I said earlier...
It's a bad thing.
It's a good thing.
It's a bad thing.
It's amazing.
It's a meeting.
5 million yen.
Yamagata.
3.5 million yen.
This is bad.
It's amazing.
It's a meeting.
Is it enough?
Is it okay?
He dropped it.
It's not enough, is it?
He earned it.
It's amazing.
It's different.
It's very different.
Little Bad Boy
I'm looking forward to it.
It's bad.
I saw it from the beginning.
It was cool from the beginning.
There are not many extras, surprisingly.
None?
Not in that room.
None?
I feel like...
Miyasa is talking less next time.
I don't like it.
Well, I'm a bit nervous.
A bit nervous?!
He's a bit nervous!
I'll do it like usual.
He's putting in a lot of effort.
I'll be back in a second.
It's spinning!
You have to do something over there!
He's a bit nervous.
What is the government's rampage that the inexperienced kid cannot imitate?
Ah!
What's with the lighthouse all of a sudden?
It's the world's first lighthouse in history!
He's controlling the lighthouse!
He's using the lighthouse.
Oh...
What's that?
That's not it!
That's not it, Parma!
But he's doing it!
Ah, I'm sleepy.
Ah!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Ah!
It's a meeting!
Ah!
He's not skilled.
Ah!
Eh?
Ah!
This is not good.
Maybe it's the president.
This is not good.
Is there any way to move it?
What?
President!
This is not good!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
President!
You are too weak!
President!
Die!
Ah!
That guy...
No, but...
I don't like that he doesn't kill people.
This is not good!
It's not good!
This is not good!
This is...
Very strong!
That's not good!
Not good!
Pretty not good.
Go and watch it!
He knows a lot!
This is my personal opinion,
but I think Giuse-tan is not saying anything now.
He did say quite a lot of things at 2 am.
Well, you're a little heavy.
A little?
He's shaking.
Yamaguchi-san, please prepare for the next one.
Yamaguchi.
I'm sorry in advance.
I'm looking forward to it.
He stopped and took it off.
He took something out of his proud pheromone body and looked at what he was looking at.
It's heavy air again.
Heavy air.
Is it stuck?
It's not good.
This is...
It's bad for you.
You're carrying a guitar in such a heavy place like that.
What are you doing?
Without it...
I looked up at him and lost my mind.
Mr. Chairman!
Wow!
It's not just her interfering with the meeting, is it?
She showed an increase of 80%.
It's not Datsun, is it?
It's Kyogo, Osaka, Kyogo...
It's around here...
Shut up!
Shut up! He's the president!
It's been a while since I've heard that.
Oh, my...
It's Osaka.
Wow!
It's hard to do. You can't do it at a meeting.
You're treating me like I'm dead.
It's Datsun.
Wow!
It's still 80%.
Wow!
It's Kyogo, Kyogo...
60 million yen.
Huh? What's this?
What's this?
It's expensive.
It smells bad.
Huh?
It smells bad.
I lost to something.
Huh?
It smells bad.
You guys! It's too early! It's too early!
I didn't even start yet!
I'm glad we had that much money.
Huh?
Why did we have a meeting?
It smells bad.
I see. Everyone is making it smell bad.
It's expensive.
Huh?
Huh? Mr. Matsumoto, why are you looking downstairs?
It certainly smells bad.
I see, I see. Everyone seems to be in a bad mood.
Then, please get ready.
Then, I'm sorry.
Please.
Yes.
The worst.
For 42 years, what is Matsumotti's bad mood?
This is the most important topic.
This is the most serious one.
I am in a good mood.
You shouldn't say like that.
You should work harder.
I was worried.
You shouldn't say like that.
It's already decided, isn't it?
What?
It's decided.
The winning percentage is 20% compared to the target 30%.
Don't say that!
What is this?
What did you just say?
He's the president.
It's over!
The president is eating.
Yugo, Yugo, Yugo.
Not yet!
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, it's time!
About 15 minutes.
It's still this late.
Huh?
It's over!
It was a bad game!
There wasn't much at the end!
It was a bad game.
Well, you know...
That's right.
It's a bad game.
We didn't do too much.
It's a pity.
You know, we're like veteran comedians.
But what about young comedians?
I see.
I want to see it.
I want to see it, too.
It's a chance for young comedians to challenge themselves.
Are there young comedians who have the courage to raise their hands?
It's like 'choi' but it's easier to do.
Can I do 'choi'?
'Choi'?
I'll write 'choi aburaage'.
Are you okay?
I'm already excited about 'choi'.
Shall we start?
A 'choi'-oriented writer, Shojinyo, will challenge 'choiwaru' for the first time.
I think this is going to be a tough challenge.
He's a dog.
Isn't his posture changed?
He's a dog.
He's not naked.
It's 'choiwaru' if he's not naked.
What is he doing?
He's just walking around.
There's nothing special about him.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
What's this?
What's going on?
Give it back!
What do you want me to do?
He's being chased by a dog.
What is he doing?
What will happen?
Is it 'choiwaru'?
Wasn't it 'choiwaru'?
What did you want me to do at the end?
What did you want me to do?
Let's change the stage.
Let's go to the next place.
I see.
They learned 'choiwaru' from their seniors.
They will go to a higher level stage.
September 2nd, 2 p.m., Yokohama Stadium.
Yokohama versus Hanshin versus Dinker.
The first and last first-class victory.
The last first-class victory.
What will happen?
Everyone, it's the last stage.
It's like a fast game.
Where are we?
We are in the center.
We changed the stage to the center.
'Choiwaru' can be done in the center.
It's called 'choiwaru protection'.
Is it?
When it comes to fighting, 'choiwaru' is always a good place.
But for them, 'choiwaru' is also a paradise.
I want you to show me.
Shall we start?
Let's do it.
Let's do it in order.
You don't have to do it.
'choiwaru' is not bad.
It's not 'choiwaru'.
Here is the result of the lottery.
The numbers are starting with 'yamaguchi' and ending with 'otaketta'.
Number four is difficult.
It's rough.
'yamaguchi' smells like adult's bath.
What is 'choiwaru' bath?
It's a normal bath.
There is nothing in it.
Here it is.
'choiwaru' is getting popular.
It's getting popular.
I'm going to take it off from the bottom.
I see.
You made it like this.
What?
I won't take it off.
Only underwear.
I see.
Only underwear.
I see.
What?
What do you want to do?
I don't know what you want me to say.
I don't know what you want me to do.
I see.
Gather everyone.
It's a long story, but I see.
Ah!
He didn't run away, did he?
Did he force him to run away?
He didn't run away.
He's a little bad.
He's showing his weakness.
He's doing it slowly.
He's a little bad.
What will happen?
They're in a row!
He's a little bad.
His condition is getting worse.
It's getting worse, right?
Oh!
He's a little bad.
He's got the rough part already.
It looks like it.
Next, for No. 2...
It's getting worse.
Can I hold it?
It's getting worse.
Can I look at it?
It's long.
It's going to come out.
It's natural.
Show me as usual.
Choiwaru is coming out.
Really?
I'll go.
The Choiwaru Fantasyist will show us a beautiful technique in battle.
There's no Choiwaru here yet.
No.
There's no Choiwaru here yet.
There's no Choiwaru like this.
I don't want to be like this.
It's coming.
The way it's coming in is bad.
It's Choiwaru.
It is.
Huh?
It's here!
What does it mean?
I washed it clean!
It's already been washed, right?
Is it still there?
It's still there!
I washed it clean!
It's still there!
It's wet.
Oh, my goodness!
It's wet.
It's hot!
You put your back against there!
It's like that.
He's changed a little bit.
He's changed a little.
You look pale.
Wow, you scared me.
You look pale.
How does it feel?
I feel like I'm doing this everyday.
You're used to doing it, aren't you?
I have good control of my body.
Now I don't feel like taking a bath with black tea.
It's like that hot water, I was surprised!
I was surprised!
It was the best!
Then, the next person is...
Huh?
Oh, it's bad.
It's bad.
I haven't shown much of my private life lately.
You're showing a lot of things!
I want to see old sea techniques.
It's like that old battle ship.
Then, please go to the third person.
Wow!
It might be different next time!
Miyasa Kone, who is a violent person,
is still trying to get to the line.
It's normal.
Huh?
Oh, you took it off at home.
This is bad!
Oh, you had it off at home.
Huh?!
What?
Whatever you want!
Whatever you want.
But you're not stupid, aren't you?
As expected of him
He's stopping it there
Yes, he's stopping it there
Is it there?
Yes, he's stopping it there
What did you come here for?
What?
It's coming, it's coming
What is it?
Go
It hit you?
It hit you that close?
This is...
That's cruel
You leave your bike behind?!
Say you are room!
But it's nostalgic.
It is nostalgic.
It's always been like this.
Alright!
It's done.
Say you are room!
It's always been like this.
There are a few places where bikes are not enough.
That's right.
You can get it from you.
Basically.
You're amazing!
That's great!
How did you do it?
You did it a little bit.
I barely did it.
You barely did it.
You guys had fun.
Alright!
Next is No. 4, Mr. Otaketta.
Mr. Otaketta.
I already did it!
What?!
I did it!
I didn't do it!
You're good at finding out, No. 4!
I'm sorry, Mr. Otaketta.
You're good at finding out, Mr. Otaketta.
I'm good at finding out, Mr. Otaketta.
Wow!
You can still use it!
In his 18 years of acting career, his confidence and pride made it possible for him to enter New York.
I'm back in No. 2 again.
This is bad.
Oh, no!
I've never seen you like this before.
You're kidding!
...
You're done for!
How dare you show yourself like that?
You're finished.
Your beard has pretty much anything but mold.
Oh, my.
Does he have a mouthguard?
Will you use a mouthguard?
Oh, I see.
Huh?
This doesn't look like it'll work!
No, no, no!
What does it mean?
It's an unpleasant behavior.
It's unpleasant, isn't it?
While wearing it.
What are you doing?
He's not allowed to do it!
Idiot!
What is this?
Is this really bad?
What is this?
Idiot!
It's a little bad.
He's an idiot!
He's an idiot, isn't he?
It's broken, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's a little bad, isn't it?
How is it?
I've learned a lot from my seniors.
Steal it!
You've learned, haven't you?
Try it.
Can I?
Is it really a chance?
How much did Choiwaru learn from his seniors?
Here's a chance to test his skills at night.
Steal it!
It's a little...
Choiwaru!
It's in your nose, isn't it?
You took it from your nose, didn't you?
Was it a mistake?
Will Adeiro Glasses be able to recognize his senior's abilities?
Yes, I will.
Huh?
What's going on?
I'll take your nose support.
He's throwing it away.
This is the first phase of the YouTube industry.
I can't cut it.
Even though you can still cut it.
This is bad.
You're first, Dorian.
You want to hide it, don't you?
It's coming out, right?
You're first.
It's coming out.
It's hard to do it.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Something.
Something wrong.
It's wrong.
Something wrong.
It's not good.
What do you want me to do that much for?
You're creating a mess.
It's hot and you only have hot water.
Pasta!
It's hot, so let's put it in.
You know it's impossible.
Al dente.
Always al dente.
Take a towel.
What's wrong?
Wow!
It's fashionable!
It's oil.
The other side!
It's just going to be a mess.
It's good.
It's normal up to here.
It's not bad up to here.
It's kind of human.
It hasn't fallen at all.
No way...
It's terrible!
I didn't buy anything recently.
This is...
It's not bad.
What is it?
It's like a lake.
It's still there.
I don't like it.
What is it?
It's doing nothing.
It's terrible!
You did it better than I thought.
Really?
It was helpful for everyone.
I understood your line.
It's good.
Really?
What was the first thing you put in the trash can?
That's...
It's a little calculation.
It's a little...
It's terrible!
I'm satisfied now.
I want you all to see it.
Lastly, Himuramu.
It's terrible.
Himuramu...
You haven't done it yet.
I haven't done it yet.
Himuramu...
I haven't done it yet.
Himuramu...
Really...
What are you going to do?
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it, but...
What will happen if I do it at the end of the day?
Himuramu is nervous because he is in charge of the main role.
Shall we do it?
What's wrong?
You're wearing it.
Himuramu is nervous because he is in charge of the main role.
Shall we do it?
You're too confused!
However, Himuramu's counterattack starts after this.
You're wearing it.
What's that?
Is it a lemon slice?
What's that?
It's not like that at all!
It's cool, isn't it?
I was surprised by myself!
It's cool!
You're sweating!
It's dangerous.
I see.
It's dangerous.
It's like agimbogling.
You're not aware of the situation.
You're overdoing it.
You're hitting in a strange way.
You're doing it again and again.
You have a good sense of humor.
I'm doing this many times when I become a professional player.
You don't get injured.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
Senpai, I'd like you to evaluate him.
Please do.
He was at a semi-professional level.
Really?
Yes.
I'm glad.
You did it.
You jumped into the hot water and surprised me.
What did you do?
I said yes, but I didn't think it was that shallow.
You did better than I thought.
You're amazing.
Did you approve of me?
I don't know if there will be a second time, but you can call me anytime.
I still have a long way to go.
A car with a heavy bass passing by.
A middle-aged man who came to eat alone in the middle of the party.
Hey, did you buy lunch?
It's already 0.5.
An impersonation of someone who can't catch a fish skin at once.
A balloon performer.
I'm going to make a dog now!
Imizu!
Muscle Man's Robin Mask.
Muscle Man.
Bakata University's juniors' voices.
What's wrong, senpai?
A bulldog that looks like it's going to appear in a Disney anime
has a face like it's planning something bad.
One moment!
Shinkansen.
A sound of 700 toilets flowing.
Shinkansen.
Owned by JR West Japan.
A sound of 500 toilets flowing.
Instant impersonation.
Akashiya Sanma-san.
Maika Akiyoshi-san.
Yoshii Kuzo-san.
Itou Shiro-san.
Monta Yoshinori-san.
A ghost's S.E.
Food!
From adults to children, JAL's staff greets you politely.
Thank you very much! Thank you very much! Thank you! Bye-bye!
The classroom is a sense during a test.
Face forward.
The police in the car when you've been trying to find the culprit for a long time and you've finally found him.
Isn't it that?
It's that.
That, that. It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
A floor director and an MC during a live broadcast.
Yes, we're back!
It's 7:45.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
And here, the guest...
The guest will bring it...
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes.
Please wrap it up and we'll see you next week.
Yes, yes!
Yes, I'll go now!
Yes.
Yes!
Yes, I'll go now!
Yes!
A camera director and a voice actor during a live broadcast.
Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Is that voice alive?
It's alive.
Is it alive? Wait a minute. Hurry up.
I don't know.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
I don't know.
Excuse me. Is the pin microphone...
Please hide it.
Excuse me. Is the pin microphone okay?
Excuse me.
Is it okay?
Excuse me. I'll change the battery.
Do it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Thank you for waiting.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
It's still ringing.
Is it still ringing?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Make sure it's okay. It's a wireless connection.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Can you hear me?
Excuse me. Can you drop it for me?
Can you drop it for me?
Is it okay for you, Yama-san?
No, you don't have to do it.
It's over!
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