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Moto's first attempt at one phrase karaoke!
♪ Kimi ni shiawase ♪ (I'm happy with you)
The first action is from here!
One Phrase Karaoke Tozai News!
If you want to know how Tozai News distributes it...
...it distributes it among entertainers who have released CDs until now!
Ah! There's one open there, right?
That's Matsumoto-san!
Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much!
Now, this many people have released this much...
...but it's amazing how much they've sold!
It's amazing!
It's 100 black biscuits!
It's amazing!
A big leafy...
I was in a leafy!
It's a leafy!
I was in a leafy!
You did it! You did it!
You were called to America!
You were called to a music show in Tenbei Live!
You're crazy!
It's Tenbei!
You released "Mimura" too, right?
Yes! "Mitabura... Nikuhiko" is the name...
Mitabura... Nikuhiko
It's negative!
You, a genius, are too old for this!
You, too!
You released this too, didn't you?
I'll release it!
That... natural crowd...
Eh?!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
You're making me nervous!
It's an important time!
At least for this year, you can't be mistaken!
It's an important time!
You're forgetting someone important!
It's not just this name, right?
Ah! Ah!
There's one over here too!
No, no, no!
It's "Mitabura"!
While you're announcing first place,
I'm more superior than you!
You're a little too relaxed!
This is my data!
I dare not put it in!
It's like a ghetto!
Two million...
That's right!
This "one phrase" is...
A special match between two comedians who released CDs...
And two special artists!
Now, like this...
Which one will win?
Look, "Gussan" is in here!
That's right!
Before you were called in, you were all talking in the front row, right?
Yes!
"Gussan" came here before anyone and was sitting alone!
He was concentrating!
He's a pro!
He put this in before he put on the mic!
How good is "Matsumoto" at this?
I can't read this!
It's like...
An angel's singing!
That's terrible!
I've heard this song in karaoke before...
But it's a bit of a failure!
"One Phrase" Karaoke "Douzai Taikousen"!
Like last time, each team will be given a song...
And the team that sings it will discuss and decide who will sing it!
The judges are 100 people in the audience!
In the end, the team with the most total wins will win!
Let's start with the first team!
The first "One Phrase" for the first team is...
One Phrase
I know this song!
Do I have this CD?
You like it?
Who wants to go first?
Can I go first?
OK! Ogi!
First of all, how many points will Ogi get?
That's a good question!
You're making it up!
Are you going to sing while doing that?
In 2001, Yatta of the Tappa Team...
Recorded 6th place for their first appearance on "Oricon"...
And sold 195,000 copies!
How was Ogi's singing ability as one of those members?
I can't find it on the island of dreams
Here is the song for the western army!
Ouch!
Why?
It's hot!
It's like a lunch box filled with bread!
Are you crying?
I'm crying!
Why did you kick me?
Because you were the last one!
Are you okay?!
I think your lung capacity is broken
Are you okay?!
I think your lung capacity is broken
I can't sing at all!
Alright, let's go!
A duet with Tamao Nakamura released "Osaka Paradise" in June
Hamada kicked him and called himself "top batter"
How is Tatsuyoshi's singing ability?
Listen to me
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Now, everyone! Let's press the button of the team you think is good!
Switch! On!
First of all, first of all, first of all...
Was it 100 people?
Yes! 35 vs 30!
First round, Tetsuya Nakagawa wins!
Hey, that's red!
It's nothing.
In the first match, Tetsuya Nakagawa showed a surprising performance.
First of all, the West is one step ahead!
Well, well, it's a combined score, so we can do it again!
We can do it again!
Next, here is the song for the Eastern Army!
[Song title]
This is difficult!
[Song title]
It's in my car's HDD.
I like it.
It works well.
Do you want to buy it?
Are you okay?
[Song title]
Even though they look like minor stars, they are total producers.
They haven't sung any songs yet, but they will sing a difficult song!
♪ I'm going to go to Japan ♪
Chabanya! Chabanya!
Are you going to fight?
Why don't you fight?
I don't think my voice is that Japanese.
I don't want to fight!
It's really funny!
Here is the song for you!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
It's here!
♪ Empty ♪
♪ Ancient snow ♪
♪ My heart is dyed white ♪
♪ Empty ♪
This is the most expensive one.
But Miyasako is nervous when singing.
I'm going to puke.
Please welcome Miyasako!
Miyasako has won first place in a boy band for the first time.
He will show us his surprising beauty!
Let's go!
Hey powder snow, if only my heart could be dyed white...
Good!
You're too good for being a regular.
Hey, you! Don't get your hands in there!
We've received some good powder snow.
I don't know what you're singing!
Just get out of my face!
Hey, you!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
On the other hand, 160-40!
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
They all fell!
How can they fall like that?
Now, will there be a second round?
Yes!
Miyasako scored the highest score and won the western army again!
The final match will be decided in the remaining three matches!
What happened?
160-40!
There are still three matches left!
But we've already used up the two who didn't do well!
No, we also didn't do well!
We didn't do well!
He said it himself!
He said 160-40 and he's a young man!
He's a woman!
Can you fight?
We can fight!
We understand!
Here is the theme song for the eastern army!
Eastern army, eastern army!
We can fight!
I see.
You're good.
I think you can do it one more time.
No, I can't!
What's this place?
It's burning!
How's this place?
It's burning!
You can do it!
Let's do our best!
"Can I Cry Sometimes" sold 42,000 copies of "Can I Cry Sometimes" for 800 yen on earth.
It was ranked 7th and 2nd in "Gorikondei" chart!
Will "Shinagawa" be able to catch up with the eastern army with its large numbers of 18 copies?
It's like "Shichibuso" right now.
Shichibuso
Ah, good!
Good!
Hey, do it again! Do it again!
Do it again! Do it again!
Do it again!
Good!
Yes, yes, yes!
OK, OK, OK!
Well, next! The problem is "Seibun"!
Well, let's go! Here is "Seibun"'s problem song!
We always sang together
Jinmotojamu
It's decided!
Jinmotojamu
Well, next!
Jinmotojamu
Good!
No, no, let me do it again and change it
It's OK!
Ah, you're going?
Yes, I'm going!
It's OK!
Thank you!
I'm almost "Marayakiarii" so it's OK!
It's almost "Marayakiarii"
It's OK!
It's just "love"!
Then, really, do it seriously!
I'm serious!
Monosugo Baby
Fujiwara sings "Monosugo Baby" with...
...that "Tsunku" produce!
Fujiwara sang with a suspicious tone...
...but will he be able to sing it well?
"Tsunku" sings "Monosugo Baby" with...
...that "Tsunku" produce!
I didn't know "Ma-wa" could be this difficult!
"Ma-wa" can be played by anyone!
Everyone! Switch on!
I'm sorry!
Let's cut this part! It's definitely not good!
Let's cut it! Let's cut this part!
Let's cut it!
It's a big difference!
Let's cut this part!
Let's cut it! Let's cut it!
The 3rd round is won by "Tougun" team!
"Tougun" team is catching up with "Kikaseru" team!
Let's take a look at the results!
Here we go!
"Kikaseru" is winning!
"Tougun" wins!
"Kikaseru" is still winning!
It wasn't that easy for "Tougun" team!
It wasn't easy for "Tougun" team!
"Tougun" team is winning!
It's difficult!
[Banana Man]
This is difficult!
You can do it!
Dice!
[Banana Man]
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Why did you make up that song?
I just did something random.
Well, it was a song you couldn't rest assured about.
Let's see it! Here is the song for the West Army!
Wow!
This is impossible.
This is also difficult!
Hurting only you,
We are always far, far away from the future.
Wow!
Let's go first!
Wow!
This is impossible!
Take it out!
This is impossible!
It's very difficult!
Why are you annoying me?
Then, let's leave it to Gussan.
Please, Gussan!
Let's go!
Gussan, shut up!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no, Gussan!
Don't do it, Gussan!
Gussan, fail!
I don't want to see Gussan's failure.
It's true!
The comedian and singer Yamaguchi will sing the difficult song!
It's perfect, probably.
Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!
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One Phrase Karaoke Music, start!
It's perfect, probably.
We are always far, far away in the future
Super berry good shake!
What's up, super berry good?
White kick! White kick shake!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Switch...
On!
This is...
This is easy.
Easy, easy.
Long!
What?
How was it?
The fourth round is also a win for white!
By Yamaguchi, who showed off the strength of the Demon King, the white team leads again!
After this, it's finally Amana Matsumoto's turn!
Now, it's the last battle!
Let's hear it!
The song of apology to the East Army is...
This one!
Wow, it's already started.
Wow, it's good.
This song is...
This is...
This is the movie title of the movie "Amana".
Seabora
I don't want to talk about it
This is difficult!
You can do it, Amano-san!
It's here!
Please turn it around!
I'll do it!
I'm nervous!
Please do it!
The timing of "Black Biscuits" is...
It sold 1.5 million copies of CD sales and became a million hit!
Can Amano-san perfectly sing ballads and put pressure on the city?
I don't want to talk about it!
Which one is it?
It's difficult!
Which song is it?
Not yet!
Long! Long! Long!
The timing is bad!
It's similar!
I'm not happy!
I'm so nervous!
It's decided!
The strategy is to be happy and sing for the audience!
The director said it!
I'm nervous!
Matsumoto has an experience of making a debut in all- American in "geisha girls"!
It's difficult, but if you can sing it well, it's a cool one-phrase!
Can Matsumoto decide it well?
It's decided!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Happy for you... Kimi ni shiawase... I wish you happiness...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Seng, one phrase, karaoke, music, start!
Happy for you... Kimi ni shiawase... I wish you happiness...
Ahhh... Ahhh...
Arrangement! Arrangement!
It's like a picture of Mormon!
Arrangement! Arrangement!
What do you want me to do?
Instead of saying "ah ah" you said "kusu kusu kusu kusu"
What do you want me to do?
When you said "ah" you sounded like Achilles tendon.
What's with you?
So, what will happen? Is it a reversal?
There was a horse.
Switch!
Yes, I want you to see the horse.
I want you to see the horse.
Horse?
I want you to see the horse.
Horse?
I want you to see the horse.
The horse was singing.
Horse?
For now, the final winner of the tournament is...
Now, the final...
Is it good? Is it good?
It's really subtle.
The final game point is...
Why?
This one!
Hey!
It's really subtle.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Now, is it a reversal?
Come!
233 vs 244!
Yes!
Excuse me, but...
Is it okay for me to take off my shoulder?
It's your duty!
You can't take it off!
You're lucky!
No, no, no!
I was really lucky!
Now, the next corner is...
"Bokeh Time Show"!
Yes!
"Bokeh Time Show" is...
A corner in which you answer six questions in one minute.
For each question, you have ten seconds to read and answer.
First, the person who answers...
Has three people who will judge their answers.
Out of the three judges...
If two or more people think it's interesting, then it's correct.
For one minute...
If you get three or more correct answers out of six questions...
The result will be like this.
Here we go!
I'm a little busy today.
Are you busy?
I always think like this, but my office is always like this.
If you say "money quiz" in 25, you'll be treated like an idiot.
Let's start with people who do commercials.
People who do commercials...
Recently, people who do commercials have increased a lot.
There's only one person who does commercials a lot.
Mr. Tapparu!
Three of you, please choose a judge.
Mr. Totano!
Mr. Shoji!
Mr. Yamaguchi, you don't do commercials anymore, do you?
No, I'm doing it now.
Six questions!
The first challenger is Linker and CM King Yamaguchi.
Will these three judges be able to pass?
"Bokeh Time Shock"!
If you say "I'm not a rotten orange" in Kyoto dialect...
The line that comes to your mind is...
Say "dajale" with "niku"
First of all, please listen to this.
Sing this song's second verse.
First of all, please look at this.
Sing "dajale" with "niku"
This looks delicious.
Do something about this door! It won't open anymore!
Yamaguchi and CM King showed their skills and cleared all three questions correctly!
Well...
You're talking but I can't see you at all.
I like "bonbon" a little.
I see, "bonbon".
"Denoist"!
Who is it?
My grandmother is really...
"Shinagawa"!
"Shinagawa" sounds like a rich person.
Well, you're right.
The judges are "Otakei", "Yahagi", and "Shinagawa" who chose "Kimura" but...
Let's go!
"Chota"!
I won't do anything!
That's enough. It's the first question. Just drop it.
I love myself!
"Bonbon" who grew up in a nursing home!
"Shinagawa" who grew up in "Shinagawa"!
Will they be able to clear the question?
"Bokeh"!
"Time"!
"Shove"!
Where is "bonbon" now?
Use "kani" (crab) and say a pun.
"Kani" can't be eaten, "kani" (crab)?
The line that comes in this pun is...
Go to school!
"Kani" can't be eaten, "kani" (crab)?
"Shinagawa" who grew up in "Shinagawa"!
What is "kani" pointing at?
Are you pointing at me?
Vietnam!
First, please look at this.
Please guess this image.
I'm hungry! Sheep will eat me!
I'll eat you, too!
Instead of "dakchuno", do erotic jokes with poses.
First of all, please listen to this.
If you translate this into Japanese...
Will you change your soba?
Today, your friends are coming out of the countryside, right?
I'm hungry!
Wow!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Stop it!
It's long! It's long!
Wow!
It's Rei's eyes! It's Rei's eyes!
Look! Look! Look!
It's Rei's eyes! It's Rei's eyes!
Wow!
Was it 0?
It was 0!
I didn't mean to be strict!
I didn't mean to be sweet!
I thought it was a little funny!
It was a little funny!
It was a little funny joke,
and Shinagawa became a rotating chair in "All Questions Incorrect", but...
No, I really liked Hamada-san!
I didn't know it was 0!
I didn't know it!
What do you mean you didn't know it?
It was pretty strict.
Next...
Which of you will go next?
Above your glasses!
There is! There is!
Your eyes are correct!
Ozawa-kun, you're not in a good mood at all!
Ozawa chose Fujimoto Haranishi when he was little.
Will he be able to change this mood with his brilliant joke?
Joke Time Show!
What rank is this?
Um...
The number of friends and colleagues who died.
First of all, please listen to this.
What did you yearn for?
Maradona.
That's meaningless!
Not seen, not spoken of, not done of?
Bombazaru.
That's fast!
What was written on the back of the wooden cow?
This is a wooden cow.
You are already dead.
In Nagoya dialect...
Is Mr. Comaire already dead and waiting for me?
I'm already waiting for you.
I'm really waiting for you.
What was written on the back of the wooden cow?
Factory manager!
That was good!
Too bad!
Isn't it your first time?
Isn't it your first time laughing?
I'm laughing.
I'm going to laugh.
Was the strategy of running away the right one?
The judges didn't take one more step.
As a result...
It wasn't good.
It was funny.
However, the way you blew it out was funny.
It was funny.
You laughed like you were in a storm.
What do you say when you start laughing?
Ms. Factory Manager!
Please send me to school.
You're laughing 100%.
Kiki!
Next is "Shitara"!
Too fast!
Dismissed. Three people.
Me?
Then, Mr. Matsumoto and...
Please blow it out.
Even if you blow it out, is there a blowout?
If you just blow it out...
Kiki!
The fourth challenger is "Banana Man Shitara".
The judges included Matsumoto and these three people.
When you blow it out, everyone, please pay attention to Ms. Hamada.
On the contrary...
No way! I can't blow it out!
When you blow it out twice...
Ms. Factory Manager!
Banana Man Shitara's challenge!
Can she blow it out and make Ms. Hamada laugh?
Pocket Time Show!
What is the reason for the disbandment of this band?
Uh... vocal problems.
That's it!
Say a joke with your hands.
Bear! Bear!
I made a car!
Wait a minute!
First of all, please look at this.
It's difficult.
Say a joke with your hands.
Yeah, yeah, uncle, I'll show you.
First of all, please listen to this song.
Add lyrics to this song.
Salaryman is covered in vomit.
What?! He got caught?!
Salaryman is covered in vomit. Salaryman is covered in vomit.
Salaryman is covered in vomit.
What is this?!
What a shame!
Salaryman is covered in vomit. Salaryman is covered in vomit.
Salaryman is covered in vomit.
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! No good!
Wow! Amazing!
Aren't you guys a little strict?!
No, we tried our best.
I wanted to laugh too!
Salaryman is covered in vomit. Salaryman is covered in vomit.
What did you say, Shitaro?!
He got caught?!
Well...
Salaryman is covered in vomit.
Shitaro couldn't even laugh in an easy way.
But he got all of them wrong.
The last one is...
Miyasako!
Wow! No good!
The last one is Miyasako.
Well...
Yes!
I'm sorry.
Miyasako is really cruel.
Oh, my God!
There was a scene in Disneyland.
In the last scene of "Pirates of the Caribbean",
she said like a little girl.
She said like a little girl.
No!
Oh, my God!
You'll be fine if you work hard, won't you?
Kiki!
Oh, my God!
It's not a situation like this.
Are you all right?
No!
You're noisy!
Miyasako is afraid of heights.
Will she be able to escape
the fear of a wheelchair?
"Bokeh Time Show"!
What is the word "horse's ear" to you?
Um... Carpaccio!
Carpaccio!
Give this person a nickname.
Um...
Cappar!
Carpaccio!
What is the line that comes to your mind?
Um...
Have you changed your mind many times?
First of all, please listen to this.
Thai dance is a cultural art of Thailand.
If you translate this into Japanese...
It looks like a grandpa, but it's a grandma.
Good luck!
First of all, please look at this.
Good luck with this video!
Hello everyone! Hello everyone! Hello everyone!
Nice to meet you! I'm Hoho Kekyo!
Please say "Bus Gas Explosion" in a funny way.
Is that really "Bus Gas Explosion"?
Unfortunately!
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