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Blinkard!
Are you serious?
It's settled.
Let's start with this!
Best Entertainer No. 1 Deciding Round!
There's a camera here.
What?
I'm scared.
There's a so-called "small" one.
The one you smoke?
Yes, yes.
Everyone, someone is being filmed with that camera.
Let's see who it is.
One, two, go!
What?
Who is it?
It's me!
It's you!
Using the same thing...
Actually, we started filming this two months ago.
What?!
Wherever you go...
What?!
We'll use hundreds of CCTs.
What?!
I'm scared!
Um...
Your wife and...
It's okay, it's okay!
As many pranks as there are entertainers.
The road to becoming the best entertainer ends here.
Only those who are pranked with CCTs can open the door to the strongest electricity.
This battle will show us the meaninglessness of being an entertainer.
Who will surpass the standard of ordinary people and show the best performance as an entertainer?
Who is it?
The hidden camera entertainer's feast.
The stage has been prepared.
Hidden camera battle.
The best entertainer's No. 1 final battle.
Don't make up such a thing.
Let me introduce you to the five contestants chosen by God.
Here is the first one.
- Who cares? - Who cares?
- You're so pressured. - You're so pressured.
- What? - What?
- It hasn't even started yet. - It hasn't even started yet.
He's short of materials and his attitude towards work is just like that of the most irresponsible entertainer in general society.
Samaz Minna.
I saw you at the airport once.
You made me laugh.
You!
His sense of fashion, which even God laughs at, has the highest potential as an entertainer.
Ameagari Miyasako.
Look at me!
Ameagari Miyasako.
What are you doing?
Ameagari Miyasako.
What does his dark and shining eyes see in his glasses?
Ameagari Miyasako.
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- Are you just standing there and waiting for me? - No, I'm not.
- I'm standing behind you. - I'm standing behind you.
His face is the highest masterpiece created by God of Laughter.
Laugh Creature Football Hour Iwao.
- What does a convenience store do? - Yes?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Even the most notorious entertainer Shiranui, who shows off his wild and reckless behavior,
- is killed by a heart sensor! - There was a fun part, wasn't there?
Who will win this prank and shine as the most famous entertainer No. 1?
Now, fight!
The final round of the No. 1 entertainer No. 1 final match is the ultimate choice trial!
Now, fight for one million yen!
In this event, when the ultimate entertainer is in the bathroom,
the prankster who came in later leaves behind one million yen.
How will the ultimate entertainers deal with this murderous monster?
The ultimate entertainers' behavior beyond common sense is captured by hidden cameras.
According to this rule, if you are a common sense person, you will never do something called "caterpillar".
Other uncommon behavior will receive bonus points from time to time.
The first challenger is the ultimate entertainer who was born with an unexpected face, Iwao.
Isn't there a salary for this?
What kind of performance will the best entertainer Iwao show us
by putting a transparent envelope worth one million yen on the sink?
Ah!
I didn't notice it.
You look like him.
Yes.
Huh?
He checks the envelope and is cautious.
And...
Hey!
Why do you have it?
Huh?
Why do you have it?
Huh?
For some reason, Iwao enters his private room.
I'm sure he's opening the envelope and playing with it worth one million yen.
Could it be that he took out the contents of the envelope?
That's strange.
That's strange!
That's strange.
He didn't take out the contents of the envelope worth one million yen, did he?
And then he pours water and puts on a camouflage like he's drunk.
He poured water and put on a camouflage like he's drunk.
Will the contents of the envelope be safe?
According to the staff, there wasn't a single coin missing.
Miyasako earns 20 points for his careful action.
The next challenger is Miyasako, who likes money more than anything else.
We expect high scores for this event.
While he's yawning, the devil appears.
He lets go of his fatigue and blows away his sleepiness.
What kind of performance will this rich man show us?
Your eyes are blinding me!
What did you say?
Did you say something?
Recently, Miyasako is concerned about his thin hair.
When he checks the envelope, it's exactly like in the textbook.
It's really thin!
What did you say?
Miyasako is concerned about his thin hair.
It's really thin!
His thin hair keeps happening to him.
He's in a hurry to spend a million yen.
Mishara.
Yes.
Go and eat some tea.
I'm sorry.
It's really thin.
Is your fingerprint okay?
Is it really thin?
It's really thin.
You said it earlier.
I was on the phone with the police.
You said it.
Yes.
Miyasako took an unusual action of picking up and delivering two envelopes.
Unfortunately, he lost 5 points.
The next challenger is Shinano, who is a candidate for winning this competition.
Why?
I'm sorry.
I'm a candidate for winning.
Can you come here?
The stage is ready.
This man will be the opening of "The Legend of the Best Comedian".
Don't look at me like that!
It's a normal face, isn't it?
I've never seen a man like you before.
First of all, he looks at me as if I'm greeting him.
Everyone's so keen on going around.
Finally, when his hand touched the one million yen...
What's that?
He shows his unthinkable acrobatics, which is to film with a mobile camera.
And...
He leaves behind the one million yen without thinking about the emotions of the person who dropped it in shock.
With the roughness of making fun of a person who dropped a large amount of money, he gets 40 points.
The next challenger is Mimura, representative of Tsukkomi Association.
This time, he moves the battlefield to Nagoya and visits Nekobaba Fight.
Nagoya!
Mimura shows his unthinkable acrobatics, which is to film with a mobile camera.
With the roughness of making fun of a person who dropped a large amount of money, he gets 40 points.
Will this man be able to complete his mission as a one million yen Nekobaba?
When Mimura realized about Satsutaba's existence, and tried to leave the bathroom as if nothing had happened,
he happened to run into a stranger.
Do you have any money here?
Huh?
Excuse me, it's 8 o'clock now.
Would you like to go out?
What do you mean?
Why do I feel like I'm going to be a star?
15 points for his surprising behavior of appealing to strangers about Satsutaba's existence.
The last challenger is Dark Horse On, with multiple abilities.
Dark Horse On, too, left behind his 1 million yen with his usual tricks and got caught in the starting line of this tournament without realizing it.
What kind of performance will he show us?
What are you doing?
Hey!
He checked around and confirmed that the contents were one million yen.
In Ogi's mind, an angel and a devil started fighting.
And...
Wait a minute!
Wow!
After listening to the devil's words,
Ogi became a top entertainer who won one million yen.
Furthermore, the hidden camera in the dressing room, which he set up for every day, was caught.
What will happen here?
It's terrible!
It's pretty...
I went to the bathroom.
Maybe one million yen.
I washed my hands and it was there.
Why is it hard?
What should I do?
Even though he started explaining to his partner,
of course, he didn't know that this was the program's mechanism.
You know it, right?
That's the number of copies I received.
That's the number you were in Japan.
You know, people who pick up one copy and get 10 yen for it.
Was it one copy?
One copy was 100,000.
You didn't have the right to receive it.
The moment when he thought he could deliver the 1 million yen.
Well, you picked it up,
so I'll be your dad.
What?
That's worse.
700,000 yen.
What 700,000 yen?
700,000 yen for you.
That's not good.
Why me?
You're the one who said 700,000 yen.
That's not good.
What?
That's not good either.
You're the one who said 700,000 yen.
I'm going to get you.
The two of them start their night out as a duo.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Just now, in the bathroom...
Oh!
There was a bag of 100,000 yen in it.
This is it.
Oh!
The Beating Ambassador
The Nekobaba Fight's No. 1 fight goes to the Omiya faction.
This is bad. We have to do something about it.
It's not like that. It's more safe to bring it than to leave it there, so we just brought it back.
Usually, as soon as you put it in your butt pocket...
It's out of reach.
But we wanted to scare them off.
We didn't have it.
For now, five of you can sit here.
If you think about it now, you haven't noticed it on camera at all.
It's out of reach.
If you were playing with me, you wouldn't have noticed it.
Wouldn't you wash your hands?
Wash my hands?
I'd wash my hands.
I'd wash my hands with a wet towel.
It's weird, isn't it?
I'd wash my hands again.
I wouldn't wash my hands with a poop.
It's dangerous.
When do you wash your hands?
Do you wash your hands with a poop?
No, I don't.
It feels good.
I'd wash my hands with a poop.
I'd wash my hands with a wet towel.
Kimura-san would wash his hands with a poop.
What do you mean?
I'd wash my hands with paper.
And I'd touch it with my fingers.
Why?
No, you can't see it.
I don't like seeing it. It's gross.
If you touch it and...
I don't know if you'll lose the feeling of being wet.
I'd wash my hands with a wet towel.
When you find a million yen, you look at it.
That's a bad thing.
It's not about finding a million yen.
Basically, my eyesight is bad.
Dojo Sukui-san.
Yes?
Why did you go to the first table?
When I saw what I had...
I didn't want anyone to suspect me.
So I checked where no one was.
Why did you show it?
Camouflage.
Stop it! Stop it!
The second event.
How honest are the top entertainers in their desires?
"The Monster Bust"!
This event is very interesting in terms of the voice that puts on the pin microphone.
How do the top entertainers deal with it?
Of course, men's passionate gaze is recorded in a super small camera hidden in their breasts.
The rule is that the number of seconds you look at your breasts is the point.
The first challenger of "The Monster Bust" is Shinagawa.
Thank you.
Please give me the microphone.
I'm sorry.
She says sexual harassment that doesn't make sense even if she gets killed by society, but she's full of it.
She tells her partner what she's looking at and then acts.
Thank you for your time.
After sexual harassment, she now earns 80 points.
The next challenger is full of pride.
Look at his ears.
I don't have ears.
From now on, pay attention to the demon's gaze.
This man uses high-technique to compare the face and boobs.
Like this boob, like this face.
Demon computer installation is complete.
Look at him.
He uses high-tech technique to compare the face and boobs.
Like a precision machine, he uses high-tech technique to compare the face and boobs.
Amazing.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
You saw his face for the last time.
Yes, I saw it.
He gets 35 points for comparing the face and boobs.
Next is Miura.
How will Miura, the father of the demon, challenge this competition?
Did Miura really say it?
He said it.
If it were me, I wouldn't say it.
I think I said it.
Thank you for your hard work.
I didn't know there was a girl like her.
Is this Ren Robinson?
Yes, it is.
He turned his head and looked away.
He seems to be showing a common attitude.
He doesn't care about Miura at all.
Thank you for your hard work.
Did Miura really say it?
He got 0 points for the first time in this competition.
Next is Miyasako, who is a father of a demon and doesn't care about girls at all.
How was it?
He doesn't care about girls at all.
Wow, he's trying not to look at her.
Gradually, his face starts to smile.
And...
I think you should close your eyes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for looking at you like that.
Minasako's next action was...
Stand up.
I'm sorry.
With a gentleman's attitude, Minasako shows her breasts.
Minasako's record is 13 points.
The last challenger is Iwao.
Monster bust and monster face finally meet.
When checking Onsei-san, who doesn't notice his own gaze, on the rock that scratches his chest in the middle of the showdown...
The ultra play that came out of here, rocks the rock to the boobs!
Moreover, he shows off his best comedian face, with his face slightly smiling.
Furthermore, when Onsei-san finishes wearing the pin microphone...
He puts it on his chest.
In order to keep looking at his boobs, he puts a pin on the position of the microphone.
The desired fantasist rock gets a magnificent 96 points.
The second song, "the monster bust"'s number one song is "rock".
In total rankings, Shinan-en, who made a sexual statement, came in first place.
But this is good!
I think it's better to say it.
You're lying! I'll say it for sure!
I think it's better to say it.
I haven't seen it that much, but when I got back, I saw it a lot.
You're lying!
My boobs are big!
When did you see it?
The moment I opened the door and waited for it, I knew it.
I wanted him to see it, but I wanted to resist it.
You're lying!
When I got back and couldn't see anything, I thought it was a big deal.
I thought it was an extension of it.
It wasn't a big deal.
He was bad at putting it on.
Everyone was looking at it, but you kept looking at it.
I haven't seen it that much even in a famous movie.
Also, Ogi's father and face, father and face...
It wasn't a big deal.
There was a gap?
Yes, there was a gap.
It was cute.
That's a creepy comment!
That's the creepiest comment I've ever heard!
The third game is "How does a top entertainer drink coffee?"
Let's show them who's the worst!
"ORDER IMPOSSIBLE"!
What?
If you order iced coffee at a cafe,
you'll get a drink that's completely different from what you ordered.
How will the top entertainers respond to mistakes made by people with weak positions like the clerk?
A high-performance hidden camera will watch the battle.
If you complain to the clerk, you'll earn 100 points.
The first challenger is Mimura, who has shown surprising common sense.
This time, Mimura is cooperating with Tsubuyaki Shiro, a colleague of the agency where Mimura belongs.
I heard it yesterday. Did you really pick up one million yen?
I picked it up.
One million?
In the toilet.
Naoya Television's toilet.
It was a very mysterious show, so I thought it would be a prank.
But at the time, I was sensitive to pranks.
But do you really do that many pranks?
I don't know.
And it's in Naoya!
My hands are out of control right now.
An AD will definitely come to Naoya.
Because we live together, the one who turns the digital camera and the director.
But now I'm sensitive, so I don't get caught easily.
The CCTV camera is holding down Mimura, who says he doesn't get caught easily.
It's finally starting today.
It might be interesting.
Which one of these do you have?
Please give me Uro High.
Uro High.
No, this is...
Uro High.
Two of them.
What kind of performance will Naoya's best entertainer show?
Excuse me.
I'll have Uron Tea.
Uron Tea.
Yes, yes.
It's Uro High.
Uro High.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's no alcohol in it.
There's alcohol in it.
Both of them?
Both of them.
Uro High.
Oh, I said it wrong.
Uro High.
Oh, you drank it.
How is it?
It's Uro Tea.
She drinks it and finds out that it's not Uro Tea.
She says things she's good at.
I'm sorry.
You have to say hello properly.
It's Uro High.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
You're kind.
I'm sorry.
You're kind in a low voice.
Don't like me.
I'm sorry.
A brilliant counterattack that takes time to show that she's kind.
A 120-point win.
Next up is the temporary first place winner, as stated in the debut table.
Will she show us the difference in angles in this event as well?
Previously, in a project called "pull-out taxi",
she showed a strange strength to the general public.
What will she show us this time?
Would you like something to drink?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Welcome.
Excuse me.
What's on the menu?
Coke. Coke.
Yes, understood.
Excuse me.
Hello.
As instructed, the manager goes out.
It's time for battle.
I'm scared.
Thank you for waiting.
Would you like some cream soda?
This is a little sweet.
Coke.
Thank you for waiting.
Please wait a moment.
The speed at which she accidentally points out mistakes and her sincere words are not something common people can imitate.
What's more...
It's up to the narration!
Excuse me.
This is normal.
Excuse me.
What will you do?
I'll lower this one as well.
Really?
Yes.
Can you lower "I love you" as well?
Thank you for waiting.
Can you lower "I love you" as well?
She points it out.
Even though she accidentally points it out and makes the ice cream her own,
it doesn't look like she's been mistreated at all.
I'm scared.
Even though she makes the ice cream her own,
she has a great sense of stability and wins 130 points.
The next challenger is Iwao, who has a mysterious sense of existence.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Here's your order. - Use your head.
- Is your order decided? - Yes.
- Banana juice. - What?
- Banana juice. - Banana juice.
- What is it? - What is it?
Thank you for waiting. Here's your cream soda.
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you for waiting.
Will he be able to show off his best comedian performance?
- He's thinking about it. - Yes.
Iwao's brain is entrusted to his thin hair that spins around.
And his answer is...
- What are you going to do? - Yes.
- Hey. - Let me do it.
Drink it!
You're bullying me.
He accepted the wrong order without saying anything.
After this, Iwao didn't talk to the clerk until the end.
He didn't even point out mistakes and didn't even react like an ordinary person.
Iwao gets 0 points for this topic.
The next challenger is an old friend of mine.
He's got a good style, too.
Good morning.
He's been away from us for a while now, but now he's back in the fight.
Excuse me.
I'd like an ice coffee, please.
Yes, an ice coffee.
Excuse me for a moment.
Thank you for waiting. Here's your cream soda.
Cream soda.
Excuse me.
She can't hide her confusion with the cream soda in front of her. And...
(Laughing)
What is it? Do you think this is good, too?
It's good.
He started eating the cream soda without saying a word, just like he did with the rock earlier.
Will it end as it is?
Excuse me.
Yes?
Yes.
I'd like an ice coffee, please.
Would you like a brown soda?
An ice coffee.
Would you like it?
Yes.
Thank you for waiting. Here's your ice coffee.
Thank you for waiting.
Thank you.
Why did you touch me?
You're disgusting!
He made a mistake and ate up all the good parts of the ice cream.
He made a mistake with an overwhelming upper eye level.
He earned 160 points.
Next is Miyasako, who is currently fourth and not doing so well.
This time, Noah took Miyasako out for dinner.
His junior comedian, Mark Inoue.
Rice ball and chalu.
He's on the same stage as them.
Excuse me!
Yes?
I don't think so.
What are you eating?
For me...
Raw meat.
Do you have small raw meat?
Yes, one and three normal ones.
Three medium ones and one small one.
Yes, understood.
Thank you for your hard work.
Since everyone's order was beer, even if they make a mistake in ordering,
there is a fear that the junior will be careful and hand it over to Miyasako.
Therefore, only Miyasako's small one will not be taken away.
The mechanism has been changed.
Thank you for your hard work.
This way please.
Ah, I'm back.
You should say you're back.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll tell you for sure.
Miyasako.
It's Miyasako again.
What a surprising statement!
A strong word "kageguchi" came out.
And he brought something completely different from Miyasako's order.
I'm hungry.
Thank you for waiting.
Here is "chinnama".
Thank you for waiting.
Don't say it.
Miyasako is angry about the mistake of order.
And...
The best comedian who came out of here is you!
He showed such a performance in such a detailed order shop and won a wonderful 240 points.
No. 1 in the third category "order impossible" is Miyasako.
As you can see in the total rankings, we don't know where the winner is yet.
Is that your usual Miyasako?
Yes, that's my usual Miyasako.
I don't say it directly to him.
I see.
I say "die" to him later.
You say "die" to him?
Yes.
That's really wrong.
Really?
Yes.
You're crazy!
And?
At the end of the show, he said "can you give me a live performance?"
You should know that!
Anyway, Miyasako said "let's say" all the time.
That was banana juice, but I thought cream soda might work, too.
I see.
Would you like to order banana juice at a coffee shop?
That's amazing.
Amazing, amazing.
But I'm glad it was cream soda.
At that time.
As I ate it, I said "no, no, wait."
But it was coffee.
Really?
But when I got home, I told the clerk that it was really good.
No, no, no!
You were trying to do something about it, weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
I got angry at you right away.
He's a prankster!
He's a prankster.
Why do I eat the same thing as you?
It's normal for you to get angry, isn't it?
It's normal for me, isn't it?
No!
You said you'd only get cream soda.
But you just threw it away, didn't you?
And you took it back.
If you're going to melt it,
you're the only one with a loud voice.
No, it's not like that.
Even for me, everyone in the studio is full of malice.
The fourth category,
how does the best comedian respond to homemade snacks?
"The Magokoro Donuts"!
Excuse me.
I've made some sweets.
Here you go.
Familiar-looking makeup artist brought these homemade donuts stuffed with magokoro.
What's going on?
How will the comedians prepare them for us?
It's normal for you to get angry, isn't it?
After all, it's the high-performance small camera that captures the moment of truth.
Normally, you'd enjoy them,
but if you don't eat the donuts, you lose 100 points.
The first challenger for this category is Miyasako, who is finally getting better.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Here is your breakfast.
Thank you for the meal.
I brought some snacks.
If you don't mind, please eat them.
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you for the meal.
Excuse me.
Thank you for the meal.
She said "thank you for the meal", didn't she?
I'll check it when it comes out.
It's like a donut.
It's like Sata Andagi in Okinawa.
It's like a lump of something.
Is it good?
Yes, it's good.
It's a little distorted, though.
It's handmade.
Do you want to try it?
Thank you for the meal.
First of all, he's cautious about letting his manager taste it.
And...
You eat it all.
Excuse me?
What's wrong with me?
It's rude of me, isn't it?
Of course.
You and Kano.
He knows it's rude of him, but he doesn't eat it.
Finally, Miyasako's engine started.
And finally...
Excuse me?
Thank you for the meal.
Miyasako, how was it?
It was good.
Really?
I made it yesterday.
Really?
Yes.
Is it like Sata Andagi?
It's like a strawberry donut.
It's like a donut, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You got it right!
You eat it all.
Thank you for the meal.
As soon as he puts himself in front of it, he starts eating it.
He reacts strangely.
It's good!
This first experience makes you feel the weight of 17 years of experience.
And...
I'm good at it.
Miyasako's special technique, "shadow mouth explosion".
And...
It's too rough.
I need water.
I don't need anything.
Using both his front and back of his head, he uses his special "shadow mouth rush".
He gains 15 points.
Next is Shinagawa, who is spreading his sea and dead heat.
What kind of legend will this man leave next?
Yes?
Good morning.
I made some sweets for you.
If you like them, please eat them.
Thank you.
Wow, that's great.
Thank you.
Thank you for the sweets.
What's wrong with her eyes?
Shinagawa is surprisingly polite.
I'll eat it.
Can I eat it?
Yes.
Can I not eat it?
Yes, you can eat it.
But it's delicious.
Although he doesn't want to eat it,
somehow he breaks the donut and checks what's inside.
It's nothing.
However...
Good morning.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
How was the donut?
It was delicious.
Was it delicious?
The strawberry jam was more delicious.
Thank you.
Good morning.
Shinagawa was checking what was inside the donut in order to express his opinion.
Can I take it home?
This is the best performance of Tensei.
He gets 200 points.
Next, we will see the demon of first place, Shinagawa's fine play.
I think this is it.
Can we have it the day after tomorrow?
Yes!
Excuse me.
I made some snacks for you. Please eat them if you like.
Thank you.
It looks delicious.
Wow.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Wow.
Handmade.
May I eat it?
What?
Is it not allowed to make it by hand?
No, it's not allowed.
Making is not allowed.
I'm scared.
The demon of first place, Shinagawa's fine play against the staff's carelessness.
And the recording.
How did you like it?
It was delicious.
Really?
Yes.
Which one did you like better?
The red bean-like one.
I didn't put red bean in it.
Then I'll have the red bean one.
The deciding match between the best entertainers will be decided next week.
The entertainers' common sense is getting hotter and hotter.
Finally, the duo will be disbanded.
The hidden camera will reveal all of it.
Wait.
Is this it?
You don't have to do it.
Furthermore, at Gussan's impersonation club, entertainers' new works will be on parade.
Listen to me. I don't know.
Also, "Nichaberia Dream Show"
Try saying "boycott" in the love room.
Once and for all.