AISubs v3.5
*outro music*
Tonight...
We're friends!
Let's go home!
I want to go home!
There's no weather for filming!
That's right!
And I know you're being harassed by the sound of TVS.
Why?
Because you have a fur on your pin microphone.
Is it true?
I didn't realize it either.
Right?
You're even cuter!
What is this?
You're so funny!
This is definitely for today!
That's right!
I didn't tell you to wait for me!
I want you to say it!
He also has a fur!
This time, the entertainer who wants to become friendly with Downtown is the banana man, Himura!
Himura will have time to ask either Hamada or Matsumoto for advice.
However, if you use it wrong, you'll be punished with a heavy fine or electric current!
How friendly will he become today?
What are you doing?
Yes!
I haven't said anything yet!
Good morning!
You're here today!
That's right!
That's why I think...
The people who participated in this segment are already friendly with Downtown!
It's like good things will eventually become bad!
Well, but...
It's a bit of a stress!
That's right!
We're not really involved in this neighborhood anymore...
We're not involved in what happens next either!
I want to avoid that!
That's why you want to be the entertainer in this segment!
No, Himura-kun!
Yes!
What are you going to do?
I've thought about it, but...
I knew it!
That's right!
Yes!
That's good!
Yes!
You haven't done anything yet!
I haven't done anything yet!
It's cold right now!
That's right!
It's cold!
It's hard for me!
It's cold!
So now...
Be polite!
Yes!
Be polite!
Yes!
I'll start now!
Yes!
Start!
3 hour friendly time!
Start!
So, what are you going to do?
First of all...
I want you to look forward and say "desu".
You're terrible!
You said "desu" completely!
Himura-san!
No!
You said "desu" when you looked at me!
Let's go over there for a second!
Let's go!
Can you look forward for a second?
It's cold, but...
Completely...
Stop! Stop! Stop!
What? What?
Himura-san, stop!
Yes!
I want you to look over there for a second!
Look!
It's huge!
Wow!
Wow! What's this?
What?
Himura-san!
It's a limousine!
I've never seen a limousine like this!
This is amazing!
Is this okay?
Let's go with this!
Really?
Yes!
Are you okay?
Let's go! Let's go!
What's wrong?
Good morning!
What? It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
Good morning!
It even has a fan!
You too!
The one who appeared from the limousine here is...
Aikata Shitara!
Actually...
There's a reason why this day's friendly plan is related...
To what Himura was saying!
It doesn't matter!
Why?
Actually...
I...
Tomorrow is my birthday!
Tomorrow!
It's my birthday!
So...
When I think about who I want to celebrate with...
Shitara Osamu and...
Dantan-san...
I want you to celebrate with me!
Is there such a feeling in Himura's eyes?
Yes...
There is!
So...
Shitara!
Are you preparing something for me today?
Yes, I am!
I'll cooperate with you and...
I'll think about it!
You're kind of suspicious!
Why is that?
You're thinking about something bad in your head!
No, I'm not!
It's true!
Let's go!
This piano...
It's amazing!
I've never seen anything like it!
It's amazing!
Let's go!
But still...
It's here!
Oh, it's here!
Yes!
Oh, I see!
It's amazing!
It is!
It's amazing!
But still...
Let's go!
The four of them set off for their first friendly spot!
Himura doesn't usually talk much with Dantan...
But there's something he really wants to ask Dantan!
The thing I really wanted to ask you about us is...
What do you think?
I want you to answer this!
What do you mean?
Come on!
I think Dantan is the furthest away from us.
Is that so?
Don't think too much about it!
We're not that far away!
Dantan is really far away, right?
You're funny!
Get a hold of yourself!
Oh, really?
Then you seem to be paying attention!
I'm sure you are!
You're always paying attention!
We don't think you're paying attention!
We'd like you to pay more attention!
Then you probably don't know how amazing you are!
And you came here wanting to be friends with us!
Yes!
Isn't it amazing?
To come to Keio where you've never been before!
Isn't it amazing?
Don't say "shou"!
"Shou" isn't a Keio language, is it?
Oh, you were hesitating just now!
You were hesitating just now!
What's with you?!
You were like a friend just now!
Shut up!
That was good!
What's with you?!
If it wasn't like this...
...it would've been hard for me!
Anyway, since it's your birthday...
...shall we have a toast?
It's not like it's my birthday...
...it has nothing to do with me!
In order for you to get along...
...it has to have something to do with you!
Oh, really?
You guys are getting along, huh?
We are...
That's right.
This is pretty bad.
This is weird.
Can you hold up the glass?
You're 34 years old?
Yes, I'm 34 years old.
Then happy 34th birthday!
Happy birthday!
Ah...
It's kind of...
It's kind of... lonely, isn't it?
Ishizura...
Ishizura... Ishizara...
You can't do that!
You know?
I think you can't do that...
...no matter what you do.
I want you three...
...to celebrate my birthday.
But, for example...
...don't you have a girlfriend?
Wouldn't it be nice if you did that?
I don't have a girlfriend for 5 years.
Did you have one 5 years ago?
I did have one 5 years ago.
What kind of girl?
Well...
...just a normal...
...manager.
Like a rampaging...
What did you say?
It was funny.
I don't know why.
You don't have one, right?
You have one compact one.
If you have one like that...
...it's a little...
...uglier than a normal...
...manager.
But you don't have one.
I want to know why...
...you don't have one.
Why do you not have one?
Why don't you have one?
No, no, no...
You're going to say that?
That's pretty high.
Is there evil too?
So...
...where do you want...
...to stretch it out?
Isn't it better...
...to think about that?
Ah, I see.
Can you stick out...
...your chin a little more?
I'm sticking it out.
If you don't do it like that...
...can you stick out...
...your chin a little more?
There's no way...
...I'd do it like that.
Can you...
...shakura...
...shakura it a little?
Now you're...
Now you're making that face!
Now you're...
Now you're making that face!
Now you're...
Now you're making that face!
Your face now is a little...
It's probably better...
...to stick it out more tonight.
The four members of the limousine...
...arrive at their first destination...
...the car wash.
They wash the kimura...
...they're entrusting here...
His plan is to deepen their friendship.
- Do you have this kind of money? - Yes.
- Let me see it for now. - Here you go.
Wow, it's kind of raw.
- Zest. - What? - Zest.
- Do you say "zest"? - It's dirty.
- It's dirty, isn't it? - I know that, so I can't have it.
- Mr. Hamada, what is it? - Mr. Hamada.
I like this kind of thing.
Mr. Hamada found something surprising while collecting various things.
- What do you use this for? - This is...
- Mr. Hamada.
- It's on TV, so I have to deal with it. - No, you use it for a story.
- You're thinking about killing me, aren't you? - No, you use it for a skit.
- No, it's a story. - It's true, Mr. Hamada.
If you say so, let me prove it.
Banana Man's Short Skit
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Come and see.
From now on, I'll show you how to slip a rope.
Let's watch it.
Oh, it's up.
- Oh, it's up. - It's a voice actor's joke.
- You use it for a voice actor's joke. - Yes.
Do you want me to do it in the future?
- This is... - You don't want me to do it today, do you?
- Let's seal it. - No, no.
- Why? It's funny, isn't it? - Well, I don't know.
Who is this?
- I'm really happy. - Who is this?
- Who is it? - That's the guy I was talking about earlier.
- What? Why? - Yes.
- You're so excited about it. - Wow, that's amazing.
He's more excited about it than me.
Now that Hamada has calmed down, the race has finally begun.
- I want to do it, too. - Wow, you're faster than I thought.
- You look like you're having fun. - You look like you're having fun.
Wow, you look like you're having fun.
This is amazing.
- Are you going to eat it all? - Yes.
- I've already washed it. - Do you wash it like this?
- Do you polish it like this? - Oh, it's starting to look good.
- Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Oh, that's amazing. - Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
- That's amazing. - What are you doing?
- I'm serious. - What is it?
- It's me. - It's hard to see the screen.
- Why are you washing the navigation system? - It's because it's hard to see the screen.
- I did it because I thought it would look good. - It's dirty.
Why are you wearing socks like this?
- I've slept inside a lot. - What's this?
- This is a bowling ball. - What?
- It's a bowling ball. - My ball? - My ball.
- You like bowling? - I love bowling.
- Really? - Really.
- The outside is okay, so let's wash it with water. - Let's do it.
- This is good. - This is good.
- All right. - There's a path.
- What? - Dive, dive.
I know you won't do it.
Why won't you do it?
- Mr. Hamada. - Yes.
- What is it? - I've washed this much, haven't I?
All right, all right.
What are you doing? Mr. Hamada, I really don't know what you're doing.
- What is it? - You've washed it, so it's over.
Even though the car wash was about to end, Matsumoto still...
What are you doing?
Hey...
What are you doing?
I'm tired of it.
Let's stop it.
They became good friends.
They are going to their next destination.
It's your birthday tomorrow.
Yes.
Do you have a party for your birthday?
I don't want to go out.
I want to do it in the basement.
I don't think you can do it.
We are doing our best today.
Are you good friends?
We are good friends.
Are you sure?
I took her to her house.
She picked me up at work.
Are you two okay?
Are you sure?
We can't do it alone.
If you talk with your manager, he will go to the bathroom.
It's not a bad thing.
It's embarrassing to be with you.
Except for work.
Do you know each other's cell phones?
I don't know.
Don't you know each other's cell phones?
I don't know anything.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't have to call me.
When you work, you talk about tomorrow's high evaluation.
I don't talk about work.
You don't talk about work.
I don't.
I don't say it.
I'm surprised you're so young.
Can you say "downtown"?
I haven't heard it for a long time.
When did you become one of us?
It's been a while.
Did you say it?
I didn't say it.
Hamada said it.
Hamada said it?
I don't like it.
I don't remember if I said it or not.
Shinkansen?
We don't move together.
We're at the same place.
That's why Hamada was late.
I don't know.
We don't get along.
I don't know.
I don't get along with Hamada.
If I'm close to him, I say, "I've done it with Hamada."
I don't like it.
I don't like it when my dad does it.
I don't like it.
I don't know what it is.
To celebrate Hamada's birthday, everyone went to a party.
It's amazing.
This party is big.
Do you come here often?
We've been here a few times.
It's like this.
It's a real cosplay.
It's amazing.
Let's wear it.
Why do you wear it?
I don't know.
This is Hamada's.
What are you talking about?
Thank you.
This is you.
It's like a game.
They changed into costumes and gathered.
The first one to appear was...
It's cold!
Ah, it's cold!
My skin is cold.
After this, the down-to-earth cosplayers have appeared!
In this program, we would like to thank you for sponsoring us.
Yesterday, I played *** with my senpai.
To celebrate Himura's birthday, we bought party costumes for the four of us.
We each changed into costumes and gathered at the limousine.
The first one to change into costumes was...
It's cold!
Ah, it's cold!
The next one to change into costumes was...
It's cold!
Ah, it doesn't feel weird.
It doesn't feel weird at all.
It's a little... you know...
The next one to change into costumes was...
It's cold!
Is your skin cold?
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting when you walk outside.
What's going on with your face?
It looks like it's about to come out.
Oh, my God!
If you keep doing that, you'll look bad from behind.
Are you all right?
What are you doing?
That towel is meaningless.
It's a completely different size.
It's a little dirty.
I'll do it.
I'll put it on the sheet.
I'll put it on the sheet of this river.
changing into party clothes,
they're heading for the last destination for Himura's birthday party.
It's a party venue, but it's my house.
It's my house.
It's a party venue, but it's a great place.
But you have a family down there, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have a wife and children.
I have a favor to ask you.
I'm doing it at your house,
and I want you to get along with him.
I want you to get along with Matsumoto.
So...
I want you to change your friendliness.
I see.
I want you to think of me as a great person.
But if you make a mistake,
you'll be beaten up in front of your wife and children.
Is that okay?
I think it's okay.
After getting along with him,
he wanted to show his good side to his family.
With that idea from him,
he decided to spend time with Matsumoto.
So you changed the moment you saw him.
And it's different from that.
In front of his daughter and wife,
He's like...
I came to visit a great person, Dad.
(Laughing)
You're big, Himura.
(Laughing)
Don't show it.
(Laughing)
Hey!
Don't walk like that!
(Laughing)
You're going to your partner's house.
(Laughing)
Is it here?
I'm going to my friend's house.
You're going to your partner's house?
Of course!
Instead of Himura,
Shitara and Matsumoto will chat.
Friendly Time, start!
Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Matsumoto.
Hello, I'm here with Hamada-san and Himura.
Matsumoto, introduce yourself.
What are you doing?
Nice to meet you. I'm Matsumoto.
Excuse me.
What's your name?
Shitara Nanaha.
Nanaha? How old are you?
Four years old.
Do you like your dad?
I like my dad.
He's doing it for his daughter.
What?
Excuse me.
Let's go.
You're rich. I want a big TV.
You're right!
You shouldn't dress like that in someone's house.
Are you pulling my hair?
You're pulling my hair.
I've prepared it like this.
It's a party today.
What do you have?
A cake.
For Himura?
That's right.
Matsumoto, have you ever made a cake?
Have you ever made a cake?
I've never made a cake.
Shitara, you should make one.
I don't make a lot of cakes.
You're the main actor.
Can you sit there?
Can I sit there?
Ma'am, if you let me sit here...
The cake will fall off.
Can you make one for Shitara?
Who is she?
She's your wife.
Let's make a cake for Matsumoto.
Let's do it.
What do you do with this?
Do you cut it with scissors?
I've already cut it.
Let's say it as a whole.
Excuse me for a moment.
So, Matsumoto will cut it in half and eat it.
Oh, I see.
In half first.
Wow, Matsumoto.
I can't eat it anymore.
Now, I can eat it.
You look bitter.
Well, it's nice to have you do it for me like this.
I'm happy about it.
Cheers!
Oh, sorry.
Look over there.
Sit down.
I'll cut it in half first.
Matsumoto, what will you do?
You decide.
Please leave me alone.
Hey, which one is your house?
Mine is over there.
Oh, over there.
Haven't you ever been in it?
Not really.
I've been in it once.
Do you have any hobbies?
Well...
Like Trump.
Oh, Dad, it's done.
Oh, nice, Matsumoto.
Wow, it looks great.
It looks good.
No, it actually looks good.
Wow, there are a lot of DVDs.
Oh, really?
Wow, it's a lot of DVDs.
This guy is amazing.
Is he a collector?
Shitaro.
Yes.
It looks good.
Are you collecting DVDs?
What?
Sir!
Who is it?
Wow, it looks like a lot of DVDs.
Oh, really?
Wow, that's crazy.
This guy is amazing.
Is he a collector or something?
Stola-kun.
Yes?
Are you collecting DVDs or something like that?
Stola-kun, this is action, okay?
Who is it?!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Are you collecting all of these DVDs?
I didn't know.
Stop him, Matsumoto.
Stop me!
Wow, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Ma'am, look at this.
No, no, ma'am.
What are you doing?
Slave!
Naraha, go over there.
Um...
Can you go over there?
Can I say something?
Yes?
Can you let me do it in Himura?
Why?!
It's not good for a child to get traumatized...
I see.
If you do it, you give up!
And so, Himura is collecting DVDs in Matsumoto again!
Anyway, make it properly.
There are tools and things like this.
Yes, there are.
Candles, candles...
Oh, that's good.
How many?
How many do you want?
Okay, then...
It's hot, isn't it?
Even if you sweat, it's plastic.
Even if you hit it with your hand, it's plastic.
I feel like a monster.
It's disgusting!
Yes! It's done!
OK!
It's beautiful!
Good morning!
The way you put your heart into it is extraordinary.
Well, it's not beautiful, but I'm happy.
And now, a surprise for Himura from Matsumoto!
In fact, Matsumoto was secretly buying Himura a birthday present at Don Quijote earlier!
When I became friends with Himura, we used to hang out at Don Quijote and see what Himura wanted.
That's what friends are like.
I'm really happy.
Can I open it?
Yes.
There's a TV, so I can't say it with my mouth, but when I looked at it, there were a lot of things, but this is what I wanted.
You're really like that now.
I wanted to exchange it.
You're amazing now.
Good morning, Himura!
Oh! It's already melting!
This is the best present, isn't it?
This is good, but...
This is good.
If you turn this around and take it out from here...
Yes!
Well, I was able to exchange it.
Oh, I'm happy!
Well, everyone, there were a lot of things, but...
As of today, Himura is 34 years old.
Yes, yes.
It wasn't common for you to come this far, was it?
Yes.
Tell me about that!
What?
Tell me about what you did in elementary school.
What I did in elementary school?
Yes.
In elementary school...
I suddenly got poop in the bus going to the camp.
Oh, I didn't know that.
But...
But what about when you were in middle school?
When I was in middle school...
The next boyfriend of the girl I went out with in middle school...
I suddenly got poop in the bus going to the camp.
What are you saying?
That happened, but...
Anyway, you're 34 years old!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Yes, congratulations!
Thank you!
Happy birthday, Himura!
What is it?
I'm tearing up.
Do it properly!
Happy birthday, Himura!
Yay!
Happy birthday to you!
Yay!
Thank you!
Here I go!
Thank you?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait a minute!
It's dangerous!
You're talking in honorifics!
I'm sorry about that!
Okay, turn it off.
Himura!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Yay!
Yay! Thank you very much!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Watch out! Watch out!
If you shoot in the dark, you'll be out if you don't shoot properly, right, Matsumoto?
Why do you say "right", Matsumoto?
Eat this and tell me honestly.
If you beat Shizuku with a single-finger cake, you'll be famous for a year.
If I beat you?
You're worried about that, aren't you?
Why? I don't have one yet this year.
Thank you for the meal!
It's good, isn't it? It's good!
It's good for such a short period of time.
It's good, isn't it?
And...
Yes?
There's a show-style present.
What?
Nice!
It's not only for Himura, but for Shitaro, too.
Really?
It's called "Friendly".
Oh!
Here you go!
Thank you!
As you said, how many times are you going out with Kataguruchi?
I finally got rid of my clothes.
It's better than I thought.
But it's good, isn't it?
Yes, it's good.
Do your best!
This ring is a regular one.
What?
What do you mean?
What?
Well...
I sometimes go out...
Leave it to me.
The next segment is...
It's natural for comedians to get it right!
Are you ready?
"Dream Bonus Project" will be held tonight, too!
In this segment...
If you're a comedian, you'll know the super-simple problem "it's natural for you to get it right!"
And if you get all three questions right in a row, you'll get a million yen!
Do you remember last time?
Yes!
I said I'd give you a million yen!
It's a simple problem!
This time we'll give you another chance.
That's right, last time's "natural" chance was...
The Lincoln's music room is open every Sunday at what time?
Please come in!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks! It stinks!
It even smells bad!
It stinks!
Hey, hey, hey!
This is like "Chikushi Tetsuya"!
"Chikushi Tetsuya"!
Are you serious?!
With such a terrible result, will they be able to win a million yen?!
If three consecutive correct answers are correct, you'll win a million yen!
Let's go!
Here's the first question!
What do you call repeating the same joke over and over again as food?!
Please answer!
Go ahead!
"Tendon"?
"Tendon"...?
What are you talking about?!
Such behaviour is under self-service!
Time's up!
Please show us your answers!
"Don"!
"Tendon", "tendon", "tendon", "tendon"...
All of them are "tendon", right?!
Correct!
In entertainment terms, repeating a same joke over and over again is "tendon"
This is said to be due to the fact that most restaurants have two shrimps on them.
Write your name in kanji.
Kanji?
Yes, please write it in kanji.
Kanji...
We're doing it together.
That's right.
We've been doing it for more than half a year.
Really?
Come on!
OK, finished!
OK, shout it out loud!
OK.
You did it!
Tomomitsu, Tomomitsu, Tomomitsu...
I wanted to write it in Japanese.
Tomomitsu, Tomomitsu...
Tomomitsu, Tomomitsu, Tomomitsu...
Too bad!
No!
Let's get out of here!
Let's go home!
You're all dead!
All dead.
Just kill me!
Kill me!
Just kill me!
Kill me!
You-all!
You didn't ask any difficult questions!
We're going home!
Excuse me!
Please take it.
I'm sorry.
I rarely get angry like this.
By the way, this is how Gussan's real name is written.
Let's start the 1 million yen challenge again from the first question!
I'll start from the first question again!
Why are you saying 1 million yen?
Okay, here's the question!
Who went to a Korean casino for "Lincoln's Two Hour Special"?!
Please show us!
I didn't know about this!
I'm going to take it off!
It's true.
Okay, show us!
Miyasako, Mimura, Miyasako, Mimura...
Huh?
Who?
Renji, what's that?
Okay, time's up!
Wait! Wait!
1 million yen! 1 million yen!
I didn't know about this!
By the way, Mimura and Miyasako lost many "luck test" competitions and went to Korea for "Lincoln's Two Hour Special"!
That's not true!
Stop it!
- Is it that simple? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- What is it? - Will you do it? - No, I won't do it today.
- Okay, let's do it! - Yes!
Now, let's go back to the beginning and start the one million yen challenge!
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay, next! - Okay!
- What is "changing the order of recording and other things" in industry terminology? - What is it?
- Okay, please show it!
- Changing it? - Changing it is it!
- What is it? - Why is everyone making serious faces?
- Okay, okay! - Please show it!
- Okay, one, two, three! - Okay, telecom, telecom, telecom, telecom!
- Okay, telecom! - Yes!
- What is "telecom"? - What is "telecom"?
- You wrote it! - What is "telecom"?
- No, but you're so arrogant, you've never said "ketsukatchi" or "atokatchan" before, right?
- Atokatchan! - Atokatchan!
- What is that? - It looks like sesame ramen.
- In industry terminology, changing the order is called "tereko".
- In kabuki terminology, changing the order of a play is called "souyonda koto"
- Who said it last? - Who said it last?
- It's really the last one! - Yes!
- It's the last chance! - Yes!
Will they be honest for the third time?
Once again, the one million yen challenge, start!
- Okay, let's go. - Question!
- Please write the name of this comedian in kanji. - Please write it in kanji, go ahead!
- My grandfather named me that. - Oh, really? - Yes.
- But I died perfectly, right?
- That's not how you say it.
- It's like you got stuck in your nose.
- It's like you got stuck in your nose!
- I died perfectly!
- Okay, one word, one word, one word, one word...
- This is correct, right? Even if you don't say it in the video, it's correct, right?
- Okay, go ahead!
- Okay, let's go!
The correct answer is written like this. Of course, you know it, right?
Then, let's go to the next question. Here it is!
"Butai" (stage name) and "kamite" (god) are mixed up. Well, which one is the arrow?
So, if it's "butai", it's this side!
- If it's "hamada-san" and me, it's my side. - That's right, that's right!
Okay, go ahead!
You have your own standing position, right?
- Are you going to ask me again? - Ah, this is...
Okay, it's over! Please come out at once!
Okay, "shimoto", "shimoto", "shimoto", "shimoto"... Everyone said "shimoto". Okay, you're correct!
"Shimoto" is a stage name. From the audience's point of view, it's pointing to the left side.
From the actor's point of view, it's pointing to the right side.
By the way, the opposite side is called "kamite".
After two continuous questions, everyone got it right and finally won one million yen!
They won one million yen!
This is serious, you know!
It's finally the last question.
Let's go! Here's the question!
What does "tbs" stand for? Please answer!
Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!
Ah... okay.
Huh...
Anyone can tell.
It's suddenly getting difficult.
- What? - Is this normal?
- Is this normal?
Everyone, please answer at once!
One, two, three!
Here's the question!
What does "tbs" stand for?
Please answer at once!
One, two, three!
It's totally different!
We know that it's not unified.
Tokyo Broadcasting System is correct!
Tokyo Visual Center!
It's like a beauty salon.
It's like Big Hat.
It's fashionable.
It's like a casting agency.
It's the same!
There is no original record!
It's difficult!
I suddenly remembered that.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
You have to say it in Spanish for me to understand.
Rinkan
24 hours, always on service!
What kind of screams are coming from the entertainers tonight?
Nakanawa family.
From Tsuyoshi to Usure.
Tuesday morning, 10 a.m. 49 minutes.
This is Nakanawa family.
Downtown used to work part-time at my mother's house.
Wait!
Are you doing your best?
Are you listening?
Wait!
Are you listening?
Wait!
One minute has passed.
My mother told me not to include you in my life.
I'll say it again.
Hana-chan-pon!
You know what?
Hana-chan-pon!
I'm so happy.
Are you doing well?
Nice to meet you!
Right, Oni-chan.
Oni-chan, I know you but...
Do you know?
You were drinking?
My mother was drunk and suddenly she said she wanted to see you.
Ah, this!
This!
It was a snack called "puchi" and we were working.
We were working part-time.
And I was a virgin.
What did you do?
You were sexy at the time.
We were together until 2 or 3.
We were together until 2 or 3 and I felt like I was living here forever.
Right.
She kept telling me to stay and stay.
When will you do it?
I was really scared.
She didn't say it much when we were together.
And when we were alone, she said "stay and stay."
Wow!
It was pretty serious.
You were pretty good, though!
I was already drunk.
You're running a restaurant now, right?
Yes, a restaurant.
You don't know what you're saying, do you?
I don't know what you're saying.
When I asked what kind of person Hamadatsu-san was, she said she was cute.
And when I asked Matsunoto-san, she said she was already "kurukuru bonbon."
She said it for the first time since she was born!
Kurukuru bonbon!
What is "kurukuru bonbon"?!
It sounds like it has a little bit of whiskey in it.
Friday afternoon, 2:30 pm.
Hello, I'm Koumoto of the Mayor's Office.
Since I'm a 24-hour "luce den" of Lincoln,
I always have about ten projects in my schedule,
but they still haven't done anything for me.
Regular people like you, and you, Matsumoto-san, Hamada, and other members,
I have a lot of questions about why you don't follow my schedule.
I have a lot of interesting projects, so I hope you'll enjoy them.
I see!
This time, you'll be on a break.
Huh?!
Lincoln!
Yes.
Every two minutes.
Every two minutes or so, a new project will pop up.
Let's do it!
It's a waste of time if we don't do it.
So, 9:54 pm.
Ultrasoul Championship.
Let's do it!
Let's do it right now!
You have to use only your face and body to express your ultrasoul.
You can't use your mouth either.
You have to use only your body to express your ultrasoul.
What do you like about ultrasoul the most?
You don't need to laugh here.
You don't need to laugh when I'm not around.
Koumoto's special project, "Ultrasoul Championship."
First, let's see his example.
I'll do it.
You choose.
Fujimoto-san.
Ogi-san.
Ogi-san, Sakamoto-san, Iio-san.
I'll do it.
Guts-san.
I'll do it.
This is a collection order.
I don't think it'll work out.
It'll work out.
If five of you get together, it'll work out.
Spread out so you can say "ultrasoul".
It's not "ultrasoul".
It's "ultrasoul down".
But you didn't say "down" in the song.
"Down" is my own feeling.
Don't say it.
If you do it by yourself, it'll be like that.
Five of you get together and it'll work out.
It's not like that.
Let's do it.
Music, start!
Thank you.
Music, start!
What a nice ultra soul you have!
In the next episode of "Rinkan"...
Let's ask questions in the classroom!
Can you speak in ad-libs after becoming a job you don't know about?
Because we like the elderly!
How well do ordinary people know about ordinary elderly people?
Famous!