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*outro*
Tonight's "Lincoln" is...
Today's episode is about independent aristocrats!
Lincoln's independent members become medieval European aristocrats and have a grand aristocratic party overnight!
Sing it!
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After all, aristocrats...
Lint!
I want you to try lint!
No matter what happens, it will bloom like this!
Watch out! It's open!
It's open!
What the hell is this?!
Matsuboto Presents!
Let's remove the wall between us!
And...
No photography allowed today!
Photogra Presents!
A photo bus tour that absolutely cannot be stopped!
Until now, we've done as many entertainment presents as we wanted!
Tonight is the fourth one!
The presenters are...
Summer's Auto Care!
And this time...
It's Party and Surprise!
Party and Surprise!
The participants of this program are...
These six individuals!
What will they do?
On the day of the rocket launch...
One man went to a designated meeting place...
Oh, come on...
One man was left behind in a strange outfit...
Matsumoto got angry...
And then...
Oh, no!
Two of the participants appeared!
What is this?
I don't know...
I really want the participants!
Now that I'm watching this show...
I've become an Emoji!
You're lying!
And...
You're an idiot!
You're too tall!
Thank you!
And now, Shouji has joined them...
What is this?
Six people were left behind in an embarrassing outfit...
And then...
Matsumoto noticed something...
What is that red horse?
And then...
It launched!
What is this?
It's huge!
It's a huge horse!
And now...
What is this?
Thank you, everyone!
It's all because of the camera!
It's too big!
I can't see it!
It's so big!
It's a big horse with a gorgeous cat!
But...
It's so hot!
The cat ran away!
The cat is leaving!
Everyone! Welcome!
Welcome?
It's so hot!
The cat dragged away...
Hello, nobles!
Today...
It's a party for independent nobles!
What? Independent nobles?
That's right! Independent nobles!
We don't know about it.
We are independent nobles.
Because we are independent nobles...
Today, we would like you to join...
A party like a noble's party.
So, you are giving out presents?
We are representatives of independent nobles.
We are independent nobles.
We'd like you to give up your happiness and laugh stoically.
We only want to make you laugh.
That's what we want.
That's what we want!
This time...
The nobles' life has been reflected strongly in the party.
They live like they are independent nobles.
A party like a noble's party.
A gorgeous dance party.
The independent nobles will enjoy it as much as they can.
First of all...
What is it?
Mascot
Like this?
What is it?
Detox...
What is it?
Without any explanation, the members are given a mascot and are confused.
What does it mean?
Is it a noble mascot?
I don't know.
What does it mean?
Please eat it.
Is it a noble mascot?
Does it mean that the era matches with that era?
That's right, you idiot.
I'm not an idiot.
The proof of being a noble.
Among middle-aged nobles in Europe, there has always been a mascot.
I don't know.
That's good, Wato-san.
That's a noble.
What does it mean?
I don't know.
What does it mean?
Stoic independent aristocrats.
I will give you one rule today.
I want you to respect aristocrats.
I don't want you to be surprised by anything.
I don't want you to be confused by anything.
I want you to keep that rule.
What was the rule?
I want you to respect aristocrats.
I don't want you to be surprised by anything.
I don't want you to be confused by anything.
Stoic independent aristocrats will be penalized in the end.
Regular aristocrats with a long history of independent aristocrats will be penalized in the end.
Young aristocrats with a short history of aristocrats will be penalized in the end.
The independent aristocrats party is about to start.
However, the first thing that makes aristocrats nervous is...
Wow!
Oh, my...
Otake, are you going to support them?
I don't remember Matsumoto-san's feeling of marriage.
Me?
Well, me too...
I don't reject marriage that much, but...
Well, it's kind of messy...
I don't have a reason for it, but...
Well, if I were to die...
I'd have a strange personality disorder...
If you were to die...
I'd have a strange personality disorder...
I can't fix it anymore...
I like eccentricity...
They bravely run on the public road...
But then...
Something happens that makes the young people stand up...
Oh, it's dangerous!
It's open!
Oh, it's dangerous!
Oh, it's open!
It's open!
Hey!
It's not open!
The young people stand up completely...
But then, Otake-san...
But now, Otake-san, you're standing up!
Stop it!
Who's standing up?
Who's standing up?!
Don't stand up!
Hold it tight!
It's not good to stand up when it's dark and foggy.
The lonely party of lonely people who can't stay calm...
Has only just begun.
And so, Otake will be presenting today's lonely party.
Otake, you're explaining everything yourself!
This is crazy!
It's crazy, isn't it?
When you say it like that, everyone's standing up.
What are you talking about?
Otake, this time, you're saying it's no good if you're not single, right?
That's right. If you're single for a long time...
There's a rumor that you're not suitable for society, right?
What's with him?
He can't even have a family.
Isn't he a bad person?
That's not true!
Rent him out!
That's not true!
The carriage carrying the lonely nobles has finally arrived at the party venue.
Now, that's it!
Can you see it on your left hand?
It's not visible.
What is it?
It's a yokan.
Yokan?!
Oh! I saw it!
Oh! That's it!
Yes!
The nobles' mansion, which is the venue of the lonely noble party.
Of course, arriving at the party venue is also typical of medieval Europe.
The ones who met the lonely nobles there were...
The beautiful maids.
Look at this!
What is this?
It's beautiful!
You're wearing a dress today!
The lonely nobles have finally arrived at the yokan, and the maids...
One, two...
Oh!
What are you saying?
Are you here yet?
Thank you for coming!
Okay, everyone! Since it's a party today...
Yes!
Let's go in!
Let's go!
Let's go in!
Let's go inside!
Let's go in!
As they step into the yokan...
The lonely nobles are overwhelmed by the gorgeous atmosphere.
Oh, it's beautiful!
This is the yokan!
It's a yokan! Who said it was a yokan?!
It's a yokan!
Wow!
The chandelier...
It's like... "It's very expensive!"
What?!
How did you know?!
It's not expensive!
It's not like that!
And...
Why are you moving like that?!
It's funny!
The setting inside is weird!
Everyone, as you've seen...
We're going to have a party here...
But before that...
First, let's go outside!
What's outside?!
There's a hot spring!
A hot spring?!
What's that smell?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
The nobles went outside as soon as they saw the hall.
And then, they went to...
What's in the garden?
It's a hawk! The nobles hunt hawks!
Wow! I've heard of it!
Really?!
The nobles' proof.
Being able to freely manipulate the hawk, the king of birds, was the best entertainment for the nobles.
The hawk on their shoulders and arms is indeed a symbol of the nobles.
However!
The hawk is also the most ferocious bird.
With a speed of 150 km/h or more, it can steal and catch prey with sharp eyes.
The nobles have them put this hawk on their arms.
However...
The hawk is afraid of things that are very shiny.
So it will attack you.
It will definitely look you in the eye.
This is the scariest thing!
It won't cut off your glasses.
This time, the hawk was trying to scare off the members the most.
The nobles' premonition of danger will surely scare everyone off.
Wow! Scary!
It's a little scary.
Yes.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
The hawk is happy with the success of the plan.
Well, first of all...
Amano-kun!
This is really the worst bird!
Really?!
It's as bad as a hawk!
What?!
As the hawk aims for...
Amano is scared again.
What?!
Should I do it like this?!
What?!
If it comes off like this...
Wow! Scary!
It's a big one!
Wow! Scary!
It won't cut you!
It smells so bad!
Wow!
It's an animal!
It's coming! What should we do?!
Is it okay?!
It's an unexpected animal!
It's a big one!
Scary...
Ah! It's dangerous! Scary!
Oh!
Are you okay?!
Huh?!
As soon as the hawk passed Amano...
The hawk's threat was completely ignored.
It was thrown out and eaten!
As soon as the hawk passed Amano...
The members were threatened and eaten.
The scene was completely messed up.
I don't know what's going on at all!
Is it okay?!
I'll do it for you all!
What?!
Two or three of you?!
It won't cut you!
Don't die!
With that said...
Next, Udo will challenge the hawk.
Yes!
Ah!
However...
Once again, the hawk is thrown out.
Without knowing what to do...
The hawk is in a state of panic.
Okay! Matsumoto!
Please!
Here, Matsumoto is called in.
Hurry up!
Matsumoto!
You want to do it, right?!
However, Matsumoto...
Due to repeated failures...
He hates being threatened by the hawk.
Wow!
All of a sudden...
I don't like being ignored!
That's right!
It's coming...
It's coming!
Ah!
Ah...
Wow!
Okay!
The hawk is low!
It's low!
Three times in a row...
He can't stay calm...
Due to repeated threats.
How does the hawk feel?
I think it's amazing...
To be able to interact with the wild.
That's right!
Okay!
Let's go back!
Let's go back to the hawk!
Let's go back!
Okay!
The hawk's hunt ends in complete chaos.
And...
An unprecedented feast of nobles begins!
A feast of nobles that has spent a lot of money.
What is their amazing dish?!
Speaking of nobles...
Wine!
Luxury wine!
One of your wines.
This is the same age as you.
What?!
Oh, really?!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Wow!
Try it yourself.
I feel a little lonely.
How much do you drink?
Uh... 60%.
You don't drink that much, do you?!
No, I don't.
Well, uh...
The temperature of a toast...
Like a noble...
Rocks...
Like a noble...
Like a noble?!
Rocks, rocks...
Like a noble.
Well, then...
Let's make this a proud feast!
What did you say?!
Let's make this a proud feast!
Where are you going?!
Let's make this a proud feast...
Let's make this a feast!
Is that okay?
Well, then...
Let's make this a proud feast...
Let's make this a feast!
What?!
Well, then...
Thank you for waiting.
You're welcome. Are you hungry?
Yes, I am.
I'd like you to show me how you cook.
Oh!
Well, then...
Please show me how you cook!
The members are overwhelmed by the size of the food that is carried one after another.
There is a sign of ringing bells that the noble has not noticed at all.
It is a sign of ringing bells that the noble has not noticed at all.
A lot of food is coming out.
Yes.
It is already over 1 million yen.
What?
That is a lot of money.
It is a lot of money.
First of all, Shouji-kun.
Yes.
Can I see the food in front of you?
Then, please open it.
Wow! What is it?
This is "kiji-no-sugata-yaki".
"Kizoku-ryouri-hito-shiranoya", "kiji-no-sugata- yaki".
Roast only the body part and combine head and tail.
It is a classy and gorgeous "kizoku-ryouri-hito- shiranoya".
Wow!
This is "montage-sugata-yaki".
Yes, keep it and combine it later.
Not only does "montage-sugata-yaki" ring a bell, but it also brings you closer to the dish.
Ouch!
The second "kizoku-ryouri-hito-shiranoya" is "three kinds of three-colored fish", "one fish", "fry", "roast", and "steam".
It is a luxurious dish cooked in three ways.
There are also three kinds of sauce.
The third one is the big one.
The next dish is...
One, two...
Wow!
What is this?
What's going on?
This is amazing!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Bell?
It's a "tajirobi".
This is also a "tajirobi".
The fourth "kizoku-ryouri-mishiname" is "chicken covered with kabuto".
A plate that ordinary people can't even think of, which has a whole pig and a chicken covered with kabuto.
And the fourth one is "usagi-no-maruyaki".
"Usagi-gari" is a privilege only allowed for "kizoku- ryouri-hito-shiranoya".
This dish being placed on the table was the status of "kizoku-ryouri-hito-shiranoya".
You've never seen it before, have you?
No, I've never seen it before, and it's just one, but why is it like this?
It's not Murphy, is it?
He's crazy about Murphy.
Furthermore, a boar's head with gold leaf.
Boldly using the boar's head as a whole and decorating it with gold leaf.
And...
It's a boar's roast.
A boar's roast!
The next "kizoku-ryouri" is a boar's roast.
Roasting a boar and a chicken and putting a boar's neck on a chicken's body.
Putting a boar's neck on a chicken's body and eating it.
Look at it and be surprised, Hitoshi.
It's hot!
Putting a boar's head on a chicken's face.
Oh, you're right!
What a joke!
You've changed a little.
Not paying attention to everyone's surprised faces, he's just introducing dishes.
And...
"kizoku-ryouri" goes to the main menu.
Shall we open it up?
First of all, it looks like this.
Oh!
What's this?
Wow!
The ultimate dish that the nobles loved so much is this boar's roast.
What kind of dish will it be?
Wow, it looks so delicate.
What is it?
It looks delicate.
This is the most excited one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's like a first experience for me.
Then...
What?
I'll open it.
What?
Do you want me to open it?
What happened?
Wow!
What is it?
What does it mean?
What is it?
The proof of the nobles.
In medieval Europe, the nobles liked this kind of illusion food and enjoyed dinner parties.
Nobles' dishes you've never seen before.
It's amazing!
I'm going to make a high-class sashimi, but I was surprised that fat came out as soon as I ate it.
It's a draw, isn't it?
In this way, dinner continued, and the world of independent aristocrats was lost.
Now, we've had aristocratic cuisine in VJ, but there are other things like this, so I'd like you to reproduce it today.
First of all, please open it a little.
Do you want me to open it?
What's this?
I don't like it anymore.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not.
Here we go!
It has a face, doesn't it?
It's a stew of a mysterious female chicken.
The classic noble dish, a stew of a mysterious female chicken.
Seasoned with saffron, this golden dish is called "the dish of gold" and is loved by the nobles.
Here you go!
Who hasn't gone yet?
No, no, no.
He's not alone.
He's alone.
You can go to the right, so let's get rid of that head of yours.
Wacky! Are you alone?
I'm alone.
Can I eat it?
Yes, you can.
It's not like you're cutting it off.
Wow, what is this?
Wow, amazing, amazing.
It's jiggly.
It's mysterious.
The face is good, isn't it?
The face is good for eating.
Your eyes remind me of the past.
Your face is really energetic.
Wow, it's really good.
It's really good.
Do you hate it that much?
Try it, try it.
I'll try it.
It's a noble dish, isn't it?
Huh? It's good as usual.
It's good as usual.
Ms. Pekora.
What is it?
Can you eat this face?
This.
Can you eat the face?
Wow, it's disgusting.
You can't eat the face, can you?
The bamboo doesn't come forward at all.
I can't eat it at all.
Here, suck it.
Is it good?
It's good.
Is it a lie?
It's a noble dish.
It doesn't come forward at all.
The banquet continued.
While eating it,
I'd like to ask you about being a noble like Yoshi.
Yoshi seems like a good guy.
I've said it many times.
If you go out with me, you'll definitely want to do it.
It's not different.
How many chances did you have?
There were about four people.
But I was too conscious of it and was able to escape.
You can escape, can't you?
If you're homosexual, you'll gradually lose your luggage.
Even if you lose rice, you won't buy it.
You'll lose your life.
Even if you run out of detergent, you won't buy it.
How about you, Udo?
I really want to get married.
Right now.
It's been 11 years since you had a girlfriend.
It's been 11 years.
But there are good things about being single, right?
You're not forced to do it.
Who can condemn you?
I'm surprisingly short-lived.
It's "m", right?
"m"?
It's "m", right?
"m" is actually short-lived.
"m" is short-lived, right?
"s" is surprisingly supportive.
I'm going back to school.
I don't know.
I'm scared of my mother in Hamada.
I'm scared of her.
I see.
I didn't want to get married before.
But I want to get married now.
What about children?
I love children.
I see.
You should love children.
I agree.
What about you, Mr. Umato?
I don't love children at all.
But you love your own children, don't you?
No, I don't.
No, you love your own children.
I think I would be a rival if I could have my own children.
I want my wife to choose between me and my children.
What about you, Mr. Odage?
I'm thinking of getting married one day.
You want your wife to choose between you and your children.
Yes, I do.
Isn't it likely to happen?
Is it a victory?
I can't sleep in my bed for the rest of my life.
What?
When I get hit on my back, I get angry.
I hit my armpits.
I can't think of it.
You hit your armpits.
It's not love.
When I'm done with my work, I get angry.
Yes, you do.
I don't like it.
Right?
I never wear black clothes.
Yes, you do.
Don't you wash clothes when you don't want to wash them?
I do.
I wash them with care.
I don't wash them with love.
You do it, too!
The fun time for the nobles alone was coming to an end.
The nobles went to the dance hall.
Let's go to the dance floor.
Yes.
Dance is...
It's small.
Proof of aristocrats.
After dinner, it's a dance party.
Even though they danced with all their might,
since they are aristocrats,
it's necessary for them to dance gracefully with their wives.
Tonight, they will dance with their best partners until their hearts stop beating.
With this, we will dance with our natural attitude.
Aristocrats' attitude.
Stoic.
Well then...
Let's learn a little bit of the steps.
Tonight, you will dance with us.
Well then, let's go.
There's no way.
Oh, it's good.
Kiss me.
One, two and three, OK?
One, two and three.
They did it.
I feel like I'm going to burn.
Give him a kiss on the hand.
It's like a new course.
And other nobles besides Matsumoto also got a lecture from their partner Kifujin about noble- like dance steps.
They were able to dance with a noble-like and dignified attitude and enjoyed dancing until late at night.
They were all great and proud nobles.
I can't believe you all are becoming like nobles.
That's what we call "like".
We're not like nobles.
So this is how "noble night" ends.
It's over.
I think you've all forgotten, but the one who was the most confused today got a penalty.
Which one?
I don't know.
We have to do it seriously.
It's a pain in the ass.
What is it?
Going home by train like this.
No way!
The most noble-like nobles are...
The one who was the most confused today got a penalty.
Which one?
I don't know.
We have to do it seriously.
It's a pain in the ass.
What is it?
Going home by train like this.
No way!
I don't mind, but...
I think...
It's a pain in the ass.
From the beginning...
I was like...
I don't know.
It's a pain in the ass.
Although he is the host, he was confused until the end.
We will see you again at the second party of "Bachelorette Family".
Thank you, everyone!
How is it?
I can't see anything.
What?
It was flowing like this.
I can't see anything.
Wow!
Is it only for this?
Oh, it's already over.
What's going on?
Hey, let me prepare to watch it!
What's going on?
It's like a scene in a horror movie.
A woman who returns home by train dressed like a nobleman.
Her expression is serious.
It's like a song of independent aristocrats.
Well, it's difficult.
I don't know how to proceed.
Everyone, it's my birthday today!
Happy birthday to you!
Is it already over?
It's already over!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Mr. Baketan!
Happy birthday to you!
Thank you!
It's only for regular people, but we have presents for you.
You can only spend 1,000 yen per person.
1,000 yen?
Yes.
Even if you spend other people's money...
That's right.
Let's start with Aizawa Mimura.
I've been told this many times, but it's my first time buying a birthday present.
I see.
It's nice to be able to do that.
What?
It's not funny or anything like that.
No, it's not!
What is it? What is it?
There's like a bandana in there.
It's like this.
One, two, three!
And it's yellow, which is said to look good on you.
It looks good on your neck!
Neck?
It looks good on your neck!
Right?
It looks good on you!
Next, a present from Udo Suzuki.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Wow, it's really warm.
It's a member's autographed ball.
Udo-chan's signature. I see.
I didn't have a chance to give you an autographed ball.
You don't play baseball, do you?
A present from Yamaguchi Tomomitsu is...
What is this?
I really put it together for you for 1000 yen.
What is it?
Wow! What is it?
Wow, it's amazing!
Bussan, you're such a gamer!
You can do anything with it?
Bussan, you can do anything with it?
A present from Hotohara, who wants to get rid of the rain.
I thought you'd like it.
What is it?
It's a cigarette I know of.
And there are three of them.
You know me!
Thank you for the present.
Next, a present from Amano.
I've known Otake-san for a long time.
Here you go.
It's really 1000 yen.
What is it?
It's an ugly cigarette.
One is 500 yen and two are 1000 yen.
Otake-san is thin.
I wanted you to get healthy.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I hope you'll drink it and get well.
I've never drunk it.
I completely refuse you.
I've never smoked it.
I've never smoked it either.
Won't it get in your nose?
Shut up!
It won't get in my nose!
It's okay!
I did it in a restaurant.
You did it in a restaurant?
Yes.
You can do it with one hand!
Wow!
You want me to say two, right?
You're a waste of money!
But it's good for your health.
It's good for you too.
You want me to say it in five minutes?
It's terrible.
What are you doing?
You're so ugly.
What are you doing?
I've sucked up all the dust from this miserable table.
Miserable.
Congratulations.
What is this?
Soy sauce?
I can't finish it.
I understand.
I'll drink it up.
I'll eat it up.
Thank you.
This is a present from Miyasako who wants to get rid of the rain.
This is definitely something I'll need in the future.
I see.
This is a serious present.
I'll lick the table.
There's one more thing in it.
What is it?
It's a coin.
That's wonderful.
Next is me.
Homma-san, do you have one?
I do.
Here you go.
It's surprisingly cheap for 1,000 yen.
This is what I need right now.
Lipstick?
Yes. You kissed me last week, didn't you?
Because you were embarrassed.
Oh, you gave me a lipstick?
Oh, I see.
You put it on your lips.
I did it.
In that moment, you put it on my lips.
This is a lipstick.
Lastly, a present from downtown Matsumoto.
It's a little heavy.
Is it 1,000 yen?
The bag doesn't matter, but it's 1,000 yen.
Can I see it?
Wow!
What is it?
It's from a 100-yen shop.
Is it a cutting board?
Ten of them?
It doesn't matter how many there are.
If it smells strong, you can throw one away, right?
Can you sign it later?
Of course.
Otake-san, 38 years old, happy birthday!
The worries and worries that entertainers have...
Also, complaints and dissatisfaction towards entertainers...
I will tell you whatever I want!
Entertainers, 24 hours, always available service starts!
Then...
Messages from entertainers keep coming in!
But...
What kind of screams are in them?!
Today, on the show...
You all received a lot of DMs.
There are a lot of them.
There are more than we expected.
Then, let's go!
First, here!
Summers from Ootake.
Sunday morning at 3 o'clock 17 o'clock.
This is Ootake of Summers.
In today's recording, I had a kiss with Kamaru- san.
For some reason, since then, Kamaru-san's face has been shining all the time.
Is this an organization? No, it's not.
It's up to me to repeat such questions.
By the way, Kamaru-san's lips were itchy.
Yes, there is.
There is, there is.
It's true, but it's still quite harsh.
Yes, yes. After the recording ended for a bit...
Yes.
I felt a little uneasy.
Oh, Mr. Hamamu...
I've always thought of you, Mr. Hamamu.
Yes.
After all, a kiss is scary.
It changes people.
A phone call from Ogi.
Sunday morning at 11:37.
This is Ogi from Ogiya-hagi. Thank you for your hard work.
I went golfing on my day off last year.
I'm on a break from playing hardball now.
It's a little...
I should have brought a car.
I called you because I didn't feel like it.
If I had a car...
I thought about it, but it was called at 47 km/h.
I'm a little curious now...
I like golfing the most.
How about a car?
I like golfing the most.
Yes, thank you.
Now, Ogi...
Yes, golf.
Golf, that's right. It was a Sunday.
Iron was really good, wasn't it?
I didn't know that.
Do you know what it's like at this age?
SPEEDWAGON "ITO DAKARA NO DENGON"
Wednesday afternoon at 7:26.
Hello, this is Jun Itoda of Speedog.
The other day I got married.
I got my ring from Miyasako and Hoshida.
Thank you very much.
I haven't received my wedding dress yet.
I'm sorry.
You're the worst.
Well, it's a bad omen.
Who gave you the ring?
Miyasako and Hoshida gave me the ring when I entered the club.
Did you give it to Miyasako right away?
Yes, I did.
How many rings do you have?
How can you say that?
People who watch TV may want to know that.
How many rings do you have?
There are various connections.
How about dating for ten years?
Shall we go?
That's a good idea.
What is the price of the ring that arrives in summer?
What is the price of the ring that Miyasako sent to Itoda?
100,000 yen.
Wow!
What's that?
It's the money I had in my wallet.
All of it?
What's with you?
You're like Motomi and Hiroshi.
But even if you spend a lot of money,
the money you spend ends up in your phone card.
There are entertainers who can't be helped.
That's because...
I didn't have any money!
On November 8, at the Gosei Photolympic corner,
photographer Riko Nakatani's photos were used and modified without permission,
and were used as a laughing stock.
This has caused great inconvenience for Mr. Nakatani and those who are being photographed.
We deeply apologize for this.
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What do you think of mine?
It's hot, isn't it?
I'll buy it.