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♪Wake up and it starts, born anew♪
♪Start running and drink up♪
Good morning!
January 29th, Saturday, "Rabbit at Dawn", MC Kirin, Kashima Kira and...
TVS announcer Tamura Mako!
Thank you for having us!
So, we had a lot of events this week as well!
This week...
About 5 million people are moving!
That's amazing!
Also, about 90% of people are buying Morita-san's Dorex.
It's a wonderful scene!
So, please watch "Rabbit at Dawn" one more time!
This week's keyword is...
What's going on, Sakura Taka?
So, let's get started with "Rabbit at Dawn"!
Start!
So, this week's "Rabbit at Dawn" is...
Let me summarize it for you!
First of all, starting from Monday, July 24th, when we broadcasted it with these members!
Today, July 24th, is Mihimaru GT's Hiroko-san's birthday!
Happy birthday!
I'm listening!
Speaking of Mihimaru GT's representative song, it's this!
♪Hey DJ, come and say yeah, yeah, hey!♪
♪Get in the mood and turn up the volume!♪
♪Bye now!♪
Yeah!
- Yes, that's right. - My ears are red.
It was released in 2006, "Kibun Jojo", isn't it?
- Yes. - That's why, today we are going to show you our recommended "Kibun Jojo" songs.
- Please do. - Please do.
- Abarerugu! - Yes!
"Kibun Jojo" songs are "Ga Ga Ga Special"!
- I'm looking forward to it! - I'm looking forward to it!
- There are people who know about it. - There are people who know about it.
It's a four-member punk band from Hyogo Prefecture.
When I was in middle school and high school, Japanese punk was really popular.
- "Ga Ga Ga" was popular. - I actually copied it and played the guitar.
- Really? - I forgot about it now,
but I was really moved when I heard it in person at a live house.
- You were a big fan of it when you went to a live house? - Yes!
I can feel my feelings directly.
- The more I listen to the lyrics, the more I like it. - It's hot, isn't it?
Among them, "Senkou Hanabi" is a song that is perfect for summer.
- It's a super famous song. - It's wonderful!
"Ga Ga Ga" Special" was formed in Kobe in 1997.
It was a youth punk band in the early 2000s.
- It was amazing! - It was hot!
At the time of "Ga Ga Ga", "summer magic" and live venues collapsed and floors came off.
- Many legends are told about it. - It's hot!
- It's hot!
Even now, it continues to be active mainly in live performances and makes many audiences enthusiastic.
- It's a famous song. - It's a famous song.
- Today, we have these people with us! - Hello!
- They are "Ga Ga Ga" Special members! - They are real!
- They are real "Ga Ga Ga" Special members!
- Abareru-kun! - I'm happy!
- I'm happy!
In this way, Abareru-kun continued to play "Ga Ga Ga" Special "sunlight fireworks" live when he was young!
Some of you may have seen me for the first time in 10 years or 20 years.
It's been a while. I'm still playing "Ga Ga Ga" Special.
Please let me play a song of summer that my heart and your hearts are still burning.
Let's do it! Let's do it! "Sunlight Fireworks"!
A nostalgic smell came up, and it suddenly floated from my head.
I'm two years older than last summer, so I'm going to be far away now.
I'm thinking about my existence from a distance, and I'm thinking about walking at night for the time being.
I'm wondering if there's anything I want, and I'm thinking about you.
All right! Ah, saint halloween.
Can you continue to shine everything on me so much that my idealism is reduced to a reality that is only natural?
Ah, saint halloween.
I'm over this rock.
Ah, won't you shine this face with me like this hot, hot summer now?
When I look at the night sky from the veranda, I suddenly remember the past
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I feel very good
Is it because I really like you that I remember you?
Or is it because I don't like you now that I remember you?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me like this hot, hot summer now?
Won't you keep shining everything until my unconsciousness burns out?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me like this hot, hot summer now?
Go wild for me!
Ah, Senko, Harapio
Try to make me more
Then I can be more confident
And live every day
Hey!
Ah, Senko, Harapio
Even now, I haven't noticed
Your charming face, your young and beautiful figure
I'm having fun on a summer night
Hey!
Ah, Senko, Harapio
We can do it!
Accent, speed!
Harapio!
Let's go!
Ah, Seiko Harapio!
On the last night of summer vacation,
I was with you!
Seiko Harapio!
My hope hasn't disappeared yet!
It hasn't disappeared yet!
It was fun.
Awesome!
How was it?
I came here from Kobe.
You came here from Kobe.
It was worth coming here by car.
You came here by car?
That's great!
Let's go.
It was awesome!
My dream came true!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
From now on, we will show you the after-talk on Monday.
I'm glad you came here.
It was a complete surprise.
I was so surprised.
I didn't expect you to take me to the stage.
I've been longing for you for a long time.
I want to say this.
I'm not sure if I can say it.
Maya came and tried to take me.
That's right!
I was going to shake hands with you.
What are you talking about?
I know what you're talking about!
There was something mysterious about it.
Why do you keep saying "let's go"?
The game that Kim-chan introduced us is also very interesting.
The game that Kim-san introduced us at the opening of the day is "Don't Stop The Song".
While dancing to the song, turn off the switch one by one in order.
There are 15 chords in total.
Only one is connected to the radio cassette.
If you can turn off the switch 14 times in a row without stopping the song, you win!
However, if you turn off the switch connected to the radio cassette and stop the song, you fail the challenge!
At the opening, 13 people succeeded in a row and only one step away from clearing the challenge!
It's not easy to get to the last two stages in one go.
But you want to do it, right?
Yeah, I do.
Let's do it!
Really?!
The one who clears it will take a little risk.
It's a little scary.
I don't want to do it.
Then, in a funny way, tell us about the CD you bought for the first time.
Funny?
Funny. You can say it as funny as you like.
But you can't lie.
The CD you bought for the first time.
Then, Mr. Tabura will go first.
Yes, me first!
Yay!
Okay!
Start!
Yay!
You cleared it in 15 seconds!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay!
Nice!
Go! Go! Go!
Nice!
Go! Go! Go!
Still afternoon, sadness is like snow.
You were fast!
Yeah, you were!
You were fast!
You were so fast!
Never!
You were fast!
Really?
They said you were fast!
I wanted you to say that!
Really?
Can you do it for me one more time?
Why do you look like that all of a sudden?
You look young.
You think it's funny.
The next program is broadcasted by these members.
It's broadcasted on July 25th.
It's broadcasted by Shiba, a 40-year-old man.
Happy birthday!
So, happy birthday, Shiba!
Oh, there it is!
Thank you very much!
And now, we have a 40-year-old man we should commemorate!
Excuse me!
I hope you have a wonderful anniversary!
Since today is Shiba-san's birthday party, we would like to wish you a happy birthday!
So, Nishino-kun!
Yes!
Since it's Shiba-san's birthday party, I want to make it more exciting!
So, we have prepared...
"Perfect Nadal"!
What?
Don't you know?
"Perfect Nadal" is a song by Achian and Shingo, who are radio fish.
We would like to perform "Perfect Nadal" for you!
Performance?
I know about it!
Last time, we did it on another show.
It was a comedy show on KBS.
It was like, "Do a short story and see if you can clear it."
But we didn't have enough practice for it.
What?
I didn't say it!
You said it!
That's right!
We got stuck in Nishino's rap part.
So, Nishino said, "We are working on it."
And last time, Kawashima-san couldn't finish singing it.
We had to force him to finish it.
Kawashima-san finished it in a way that I've never seen before.
So, Nishino-san, what do you think? Do you want to do it?
If it's really exciting...
I don't know if it's exciting or not.
What?
While they are on stand-by...
Okada-san will introduce Nishino-san's birthday party!
I would like to give you a delusional Chinese dessert, Sanpu-chan!
It's a very rare Chinese dessert.
It's very difficult to make.
There are only a few people who can make it in Japan.
You can only eat one dish per day at the restaurant I'm going to introduce you to.
Even Chinese chefs are afraid of failure and don't make much of it.
I hope you will enjoy this delusional Chinese dessert on your birthday.
What is that?
Yui-chan, where did you learn about Sanpu-chan?
I learned about it at a consultation center where you can make a queue.
On a program.
Did you watch it on location?
No, I watched it as a viewer.
You watched it on TV?
You went to the studio, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I watched it while drinking coffee at home.
You watched it while drinking coffee at home?
Is this how you introduce the information you watched on TV at home?
Yes, it is.
Really?
I hope I can eat it, too.
Please allow me to explain it.
It's a delusional Chinese dessert served by a Chinese chef in Tomisato-city, Ms. Ems Style.
This is Sanpu-chan, a Chinese dessert made of eggs.
It looks like gold.
What is it?
The word "sanpu-chan" means "not sticky" in Chinese.
It's not sticky in your teeth, chopsticks or teeth.
It's that soft.
It's not sticky in your teeth, chopsticks or teeth.
What is it?
I've never seen it before.
What is it?
The chef, Mr. Sano, will appear in the studio and make Sanpu-chan.
Not many people make Sanpu-chan even in China.
It doesn't work very well.
It doesn't work? Is it a matter of technology?
I think so.
Today, we have a different set and it's a win-win environment, so you may be a little nervous.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Heat up a Chinese pot, add egg yolk, sugar, water, starch, peanut oil,
and keep mixing until the water evaporates.
All of a sudden!
All of a sudden?
One thing came at once.
It became like slime.
Why?
Let's change it once.
Let's first place it here.
Let's change the pot.
Let's change it to a new pot.
Let's change it.
It became like paste.
This looks good.
This is wild.
This is not a restaurant.
This is wild.
This is a restaurant.
I have never seen such a cooking corner.
There is no bottom leg.
Please wait a minute.
There is no bottom leg.
There are only three legs.
That's why it's shaking.
You shouldn't do that.
That will sink, right?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm glad you didn't do that.
Did you fly away during rehearsal?
Yes, I did.
How long do you hit it?
About seven minutes.
That's amazing.
That's why it's hard.
You can only do it once a day.
While you keep hitting it,
we will prepare a perfect hit.
We will prepare a perfect hit.
The commercial is...
Happy Birthday From Korochiki!
At Perfect Nanaru, studio Konwaku!
It's a Filipino speciality!
While we're waiting for you to continue, we've prepared Perfect Nadal for you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Here it is!
Perfect Nadal with corocoro chikizuki peppers!
What's going on?!
I dedicate my heart and fingers to you!
I'm telling you now...
Nadal, Nadal, Nadal!
I'm telling you now...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Perfect Nadal!
What am I supposed to say?!
Can you stop moving your hand.
What.Am.I. supposed.to.Say?!
That's printer.
Is that even allowed?
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
Is it funny to see him beating an egg?
What are you doing?
This is not your real birthday party.
I'm telling you this is my birthday party.
I did my best.
You did your best, didn't you?
I can't hear you.
You made a mistake.
I love you.
You made a mistake from the first line.
I didn't change my voice at all.
When you said "I love you" at first, I said "I can't say it."
I don't know what you're talking about.
You didn't change your voice at all.
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
I'll do it again.
You should have done it seven or eight times.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I can say this.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I can say this.
I'm sorry.
It's almost over, right?
Yes, I can do it in about two minutes.
Two minutes?
I'll do it again.
I can see it when I see it one more time.
I'll do it again.
Perfect Natal!
[Singing "Iccha"]
I'm telling you now!
(♪ Na na nu na na nu na na nu)
(♪ Ai bai chateru)
(♪ Na na nu na na nu na na)
(♪ Ai bai chateru)
(♪ Na na nu na na nu na na)
(♪ Ai bai chateru)
This is a speciality of the Philippines!
(Laughter)
I've never seen such a laugh!
(Laughter)
Why do you do it twice?
(Laughter)
(Applause)
And so, Sanpu-chan is complete!
Starting with Shiba-san's birthday, everyone enjoyed it!
It's delicious!
It's a treat!
Now, we have another surprise from Tomoshige!
And after this, we have a letter of appreciation from Tomoshige to Shiba-san!
This is a complete surprise!
It's wonderful!
Now, we have a letter of appreciation from Shiba- san's partner, Tomoshige-kun, for his 40th birthday!
My partner, Tomoshige Yoshiki!
I met Shiba-kun in January, 14 years ago, at a concert.
At that time, I kept repeating that I would break up with him if we formed a combination.
The reason was that I was too stupid and couldn't make a decent story.
Shiba-kun was interested in me, and we formed a combination 14 years ago.
If I quarreled with my senior entertainer, he would apologize with me.
If I went to see my senior entertainer's concert and fell asleep, he would get angry with me.
When I went up on stage, he made me laugh a lot.
Due to COVID-19, I can't work as an entertainer.
And I can't even work part-time.
Shiba-kun told me to look back and believe in me and follow me.
I was able to improve my story, appearance, humanity, consciousness, and resolution little by little.
I hope I'm able to appear on "Rabbit" now.
I'm always grateful for Shiba-kun's help.
Shiba-kun, who used to say he wasn't good at handsome jobs, is now cool in fashion magazines, dramas, and commercials.
Recently, Shiba-kun has been able to get a job little by little, and his popularity has risen.
I haven't asked the entertainer to remember my personal name yet, so I'll do my best to sell more and get more people to remember my name.
I'd like to continue to offer you a lot of help in the future, but thank you in advance.
Shiba-kun, 70 years old.
The end!
I'm sorry. I'm a big senior.
I'm sorry.
My name is Kiju.
Kiju?
Is this a celebration of Kiju?
You were a big senior.
It's difficult.
70 years old.
Are you all right?
I'm over 30 years old.
You were one year older.
I was one year older.
You were one year older.
You clearly said you were 70 years old.
The numbers were bad.
The numbers were bad, weren't they?
Congratulations on your 40th birthday.
You look happy.
You look happy and you did a great job.
How do you feel, Shiba Inu?
I would like to thank you honestly.
But you wrote the numbers on the screen.
I could clearly see the difference.
Every time I did that, I almost cried.
Thank you for stopping me.
Thank you very much.
You're a good partner.
With this wonderful letter, Shiba Inu's birthday is safely over.
However!
The keyword is "Oda-kun", please.
Oda-san.
It's my birthday, too.
I'm scared.
Today?
Is it your birthday on July 25th?
Today?
Today is Shiba Inu's birthday.
It's my birthday, too!
It's my 45th birthday!
What are you doing, rabbit?
I'm sorry.
Shall we do something?
What is it?
It's my birthday.
That's very cool!
You're a good person.
If you didn't have a cigarette...
Thank you for watching and please don't forget to like and subscribe!
By the way, there is a theory that it is your birthday today.
There is also a theory of when you counted it.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
After this, "Dawn of Rabbits" will be released.
On Saturday, we will be recording Mr. Oda's birthday party, "Donald Perfect Oda".
Thank you for watching.
I hope you had fun today.
One, two...
"Rabbits"!
He was pushed back.
I'm tired of being an MC.
So, in "After Talk", we will celebrate Mr. Oda's birthday!
So, let's get excited!
Shall we go?
What do you mean "shall we go"?
You look like Mr. Oda.
What are you talking about?
"Perfect Oda".
I didn't say I wanted to do it.
Are you okay?
Oh, no!
I didn't say I wanted to do it.
I said "celebrate my birthday".
So, we will celebrate your birthday today.
Congratulations!
He was pushed back.
It's my birthday, too.
What?
Let's do it now.
Let me check my urine first.
Let's have a special collaboration between Mr. Oda and Korochiki!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Here it comes.
Is it good?
It looks good.
Here it comes.
What are you doing?
He said, "Even if there is no world, everyone is equal."
He said, "There is always one person in the world."
He said, "That person is himself."
He said, "He is the truth and the truth is in this world."
Don't be shy.
Say it. Say it.
Say it with your fingers and soul.
It's my birthday too!
It's my birthday too.
You're too much!
Hey, you're dead already!
You're dead already!
Slippery.
You're dead already!
Mada san...
Did you feel better now?
I didn't want to do this!
Thank goodness.
Next up is Wednesday, July 26th, broadcasted by these members!
Today is the birthday of movie director Stanley Kubrick!
So, we introduce the recommended ones!
President Morita!
President!
President, is it your turn?
President, did you write something in your questionnaire?
What is it?
President, is it your turn?
Yes!
President, you didn't write anything in your questionnaire.
President didn't write anything in his questionnaire, but there are some things that he is particular about.
Yes! Please watch this video from two weeks ago.
Oh, you forgot it?
These are the things that fascinated me.
Rolex, a watch you want to wear someday.
Vintage watches from decades ago are cool.
Is it around here? No. 1 or No. 2?
I think it is around No. 1 or No. 2.
So, you don't want current ones?
I want vintage watches more than current ones, but I can't help it because I'm interested in those watches.
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for vintage watches from 1950s.
Vintage watches from 1950s.
I like "Explorer I" of "Explorer I".
Oh, there is a keyword "Explorer I".
Yes!
"Explorer I" of "Explorer I" is cool.
Hey!
Is it okay?
What do you mean "is it okay"?
Hey!
Are you going to be destroyed now?
Hey!
President Morita, thank you for waiting.
At that time, ladies were writing notes with all their might.
Now, they have found Rolexes that President Morita is particular about all over the country.
No, no, no.
Ladies, what do you think of them?
Where did you get that from?
He's been going back and forth in and out of the country and looking up places that aren't on the map.
Isn't he going too far back and forth?
Take a look. In reality, one person is missing.
Are you okay?
I was doing it with three people, but I lost half of it and got Rolex.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Is Rolex dead?
In exchange for Rolex, these two lost half of it.
After this, will Morita buy the vintage Rolexes he has collected?
How about it?
Don't show your back.
Please.
Mosk is looking me in the eye.
Today, for Mr. Morita, who is particular about vintage Rolexes,
we have Mr. Akira Sato of Rolex Expert Store Kumoku come here.
Thank you very much.
Good morning, good morning. I'm Sato of Kumoku. Thank you for having me.
Once again, here are the conditions for Rolexes that Mr. Morita is particular about.
"I can't give up only this one" has been confirmed.
The model is Explorer, and its manufacturing years are from 1953 to 1990.
That means it's vintage.
I'd like to ask Mr. Sato, even though it's not current,
but it's a little difficult to get a model like this, isn't it?
Yes, it's quite difficult.
The older it is, the less good condition it is.
I heard that you're lucky if you meet someone like that.
I'm very lucky.
You patrol the store with enthusiasm.
Mr. Morita is quite particular about Rolexes.
It's not "quite"!
I just bought it because you told me it's not "quite"!
If you say it like that, you should already have one!
I only have the Gucci one that I bought here.
It's about 110,000 yen.
So, Mr. Sato has selected and brought only Mr. Morita's turtle.
Please take a look at it up close.
No, no, as expected of you.
Congratulations!
I can't count on you anymore.
No, really.
I'll give you a Gucci one.
Is it okay?
What is this?
Well, then...
Wow!
Get your hands out of your pockets, you bastard!
What?
Get your hands out of your pockets, you bastard!
Mr. Rolex is right in front of you!
You're the older one!
I advise you not to get too close.
Mr. Sato.
Please explain one by one.
First of all, this is the latest model of 2023 Explorer.
This is also this year, isn't it?
Yes, it's this year's model.
It's different from conventional motels.
It's a very luxurious design.
The dial is also very well advertised.
This is the Rolex Explorer 1, isn't it?
But if you don't know it, you'll say, "Oh, it's Rolex."
That's right.
It's a luxurious Explorer 1.
The price is...
Now, it's the current price of 2023.
It's 3.4 million yen.
What?
Is it this cheap now?
That's right.
What?
It's already a premium price.
I see.
You can't find this either.
You can't find it, can you?
Yes, it's hard to find it.
This is the current model.
I see.
And the second one is the 1994 Explorer.
The price is...
Is it this one?
1994.
Wow!
It's old, but it's getting more expensive.
So you were born in 1994.
How many years has it been since you bought a Range Rover?
I was born in 1994.
I'm not an old man.
I'm not a 94-year-old mania.
Can you hear me, 94?
Why do I want to collect things from 94 years ago?
Is it a coincidence?
Why do I want to collect things from 29 years ago?
But it's not vintage.
I see.
It's getting vintage from here.
It's cool.
I bought it in 1975.
It's old.
It's 48 years old.
I bought it in 2016.
It's a little yellow.
Is it because of that?
No, it's because of the aging of the trisume.
I see.
If you say "vintage explorer", this is the representative model.
It's cool.
To be honest, it's cool.
It's cool.
It's popular all over the world.
All over the world.
It's vintage.
Wow!
It's over 1 million yen.
It's over 1.2 million yen.
This is vintage.
It's in good condition.
It's really good.
To be honest, it's popular all over the world.
The fourth one is an explorer made in 1967.
How much is it?
It's 1967.
How much is it?
Wow!
It's 828,000 yen.
How old were you born?
I was born in 1981.
Wow!
What does it have to do with 1967?
It has nothing to do with 1967.
The last one is a 1967 model called 6610.
It's really cool.
It's been 3 years since it was released.
It's a very rare model.
It's not common for parts to be released in their original state.
It's not common in Japan, either.
How much is it?
It's a 1957 model.
It's 880,000 yen.
Wow!
It's getting cheaper and cheaper.
It's cheaper and cheaper.
It's cheap and cheap.
It's not cheap.
It's 5 million yen.
It's not 5 million yen.
What do you think of it so far?
What do you want to buy for a reasonable price?
It's cool and cool.
It's vintage.
It's cool and cool.
Both sides.
It has a vintage color.
It looks like it has a little yellow on it.
Wow!
How many can you buy?
Can you buy two?
I can't.
I've prepared a list of what to buy for you.
I've prepared a list of what you won't buy for me.
I won't stop you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for making this for me.
It's worn out.
Thank you for your hard work.
Have a good night's sleep.
Wow!
I've prepared a list of what you won't buy for me.
To be honest...
Somewhere...
What's up?
Huh?
What's up?
Wait a minute...
What's up?
This is so heavy I can't lift it with one hand!
It's heavy!
It's really heavy!
It's a matter of consciousness.
I can't lift it with both my hands!
Stop it!
It's really heavy.
It's a matter of consciousness.
This is a muscle as a comedian.
What is this?
I think it's heavier than a microwave oven!
I can't lift this up!
I can't!
It's only possible with my arms!
I can't do it without my arms!
I have a card ready for you.
Wait a minute!
Well, Morita...
As expected of you, Morita.
I don't know if I should buy it or not.
But if you have a Rolex that you like...
I'd like you to buy it for me.
No, no, no, no!
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
Hey, don't come out again!
You're from before, aren't you?
He was called "Maite Kanpei" back in the day.
You only have that Kanpei, don't you?
That's not it!
- Maite Kanpei... - That's your...
- Maite Stand... - That's your name.
Hey, you can't buy Rolexes for free!
- Maite for watches, too! - Maite for watches, too!
- Wait a minute! - I don't have to buy it for you.
- Alright, then... - I don't have to buy it for you.
- Maite! - Stop it! Don't give me your Maite!
My Maite...
- Alright, then, Morita... - Wait a minute!
- Morita... - Would you like to buy a Rolex or not?
Which one?
- Which one? - I don't know!
- Ah! Ah! Well... - Wow!
- Should I buy it or not? - Buy... Eh? Should I raise it? - Can you raise it? - Raise it! Raise it! - Can you raise it or not? - Raise it! - Can you raise it or not? - Is it enough? No, it's not raised! It's not raised! - It's not raised! - It's not raised!
- What is this face! - Wow! Wow! - Eh? - It's real! - Born in 1975! - Wow! - 268,000 yen purchase! - Wow! - Wow!
- That's it! - That's it!
- The president won! - The president just won!
- Eh? - And with that, the ranking is...
- 4th place, surpassing Kawashima-san. - The ranking is up!
- Yashiki-san is in 4th place! - She's below Yashiki-san!
- Wow! - She's just below Yashiki-san!
- Yashiki-san, 8.45 million yen...
- Yes! - A.I. Rangue and Zone...
- Rangue and Zone and Yashiki... - Yes, yes, yes...
- She purchased a watch... - Yes, yes, yes...
- She's just below Yashiki-san! - No, no, no!
Isn't it Range Rover and Gas-san?
- Ah, no... - Yes, yes...
- 1st place is Range Rover, but... - Yes, yes...
- Eh... 4th place, right? - Yes, 4th place!
- 4th place! - 4th place!
- I'm in 5th place! - Why is it like this at 270 million yen?!
- No, no, no! - It's true!
- 270 million yen! - It's true!
- No, no, no, no, no! - Eh?
- The total is 9.5 million yen! - The total is 9.5 million yen!
- Wow, A.I. Rangue and Zone... - Wow, A.I. Rangue and Zone...
- Mr. Souhara will purchase it for 9 million yen, right? - Eh?
- Really? Eh?! - Thank you.
- No, no, no... - Thank you.
- No, no, no! Well, that...
- This is heavy!
- This is heavy! That was dangerous! I almost fell!
- This is selling well! This is really amazing!
- Please be careful. Please be careful. - Seriously!
- Please be careful about that. - Eh?!
- Well, I'll buy it. - I'll buy it.
- Well, first of all...
- Since you're buying it for consultation purposes... - Yes.
- You have the right to buy it or not. - Yes.
- For consultation purposes... - For consultation purposes...
- Yes.
- Eh? For consultation purposes... - Eh?
- Eh? What? Eh?
- For one hour of his consultation...
- After that, for every commercial,
- Mr. Morita goes to see Rolex.
- And, the program is in the second half,
- Mr. Morita will announce the keyword!
- The keyword is...
- Mr. Morita! Please!
- Yes.
- The keyword is...
- This!
- Morita488. - What? - What? - No, Morita488, what is the number? - Um... - It's worth 4.88 million yen! - What? - No way! - No way!
- Wait a minute, I'll tell you right now!
- The one from 1957? - At first, you said you were going to buy a little more than 2 million yen, but...
- It was really cool when I put it on in 1957! - You tried it on!
- But if I'm going to buy it anyway, I'm going to go for the one I really want and buy it! - You'll buy it!
- MoritaSanada bought Rolex for 4.88 million yen and the total payment is 11.7 million yen! - No way!
- I'm in trouble! - I'm in trouble!
After the commercial, Ms. Oda screams out loud at Mr. Pirako!
- Wow, even Wednesday's Aftertalk is about MoritaSanada's Rolex! - Wednesday Rabbit is over, thank you very much!
Wow, Mr. Morita, you did it.
Wow, wow, wow.
This is really cool.
It's cool, but...
It's cool.
Wow...
You're being too polite.
I wanted to see it.
You wanted to see it?
Yes, I wanted to see it.
You wanted to see it?
I thought it would shine.
Yes, yes, it might shine.
I thought it would shine.
It's a little old.
I don't know.
It's a legend.
You're laughing now, but...
You gave it to me during the show.
No, I honestly thought you were compromising during the show.
Oh, you were thinking about yourself?
I was thinking about whether I really wanted it or not.
You thought about it and decided on the price, didn't you?
I thought it would be about 160 million yen, but it turned out to be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
It's cool.
I think it's cool.
It's really worth it.
It's worth it.
It's worth it, so it's okay, right?
Why did I buy all of the things that are worth a lifetime?
Why did you buy all of the things that are worth a lifetime?
I enjoyed the after-talk until the end, but...
It seems like Wednesday will be the day I appear the most.
Um...
Kirako-san.
Yes?
You were a little nervous today.
What?
I didn't say it in the ending.
What?
Why did you find out?
What?
I didn't say I was nervous in the ending.
I just asked.
Why did you find out?
What do you mean?
What?
I'm nervous.
What do you mean?
What?
Everyone, there is a video.
What?
Can you watch it for a little?
How is it?
Please wait a little.
I'm not there yet.
I'm here.
Um... Kirako-chan, you're in the center, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
She's back!
What?
She's back!
Isn't it too fast?
She's back!
Isn't it too fast?
Let me ask you.
Kirako-chan, what do you think?
Sorry, I did it.
You did it!
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
She's strict.
Hey!
Wow!
Sakura, what are you doing?
No, it's not like that.
What's wrong?
My reflexes are good.
Reflexes...
Hit...
And... And in the ending, she got hit by a chair and said "long time no see, Rabbit".
Which one did you say!?
- She said it! - She did say it!
How was it today?
It's been a while... It's been a while since I've been here, but I got hit by a chair and remembered Rabbit.
In the sense of "welcome back", right?
- Sakura-san! - Wow!
You're a fraudster!
Oh my god!
But, you know, getting hit by a chair and saying "long time no see, Rabbit" again...
- I feel sorry for her. - Let's do it!
- I feel bad for her. - Let's do it.
- Let's play a game. - Why?
- If you lose, you have to do it. - No, I don't mind.
So, Oda and Rabbit, will you play with me?
- Oda-san! - Oda-san!
Oda-san, you're the only one!
- Why me!? - Why are you taking away their human rights?
- No, you're the one who bought me. - No, of course not!
- Of course not! - So, we'll play a game that's advantageous for you two.
- An advantageous game? - Yes.
Let's play a game that's advantageous for you two.
- A game that's advantageous for me? - Yes.
Since Morita-san bought a clock, according to the clock...
You three, don't look at the stopwatch...
but talk for 30 seconds like this.
- Huh? - At the same time.
- At the same time? - If you think it's not 30 seconds, please stop.
- That's advantageous for you? - That's advantageous for you?
- That's an advantageous game? - That's an advantageous game?
So, Hirako-san and Oda-san...
- I'm scared. - Just talk normally.
- If you think it's 30 seconds, you have to push. - Okay.
- So, the topic is summer. - Summer.
- It's like a joke. - Ready...
Start!
- It's hot. - Don't look at it.
It's hot, but do you have any coolness measures?
- Well... - Hirako-san.
- Do you have any coolness measures? - Hirako-san.
- Hirako-san, look. - Hirako-san, look.
- I'm not talking. - I'm not talking.
- What do you like to do this summer? - What do you like to do this summer?
- Sofia, Sofia, Sofia...
- Where is it? - By the beach...by the beach.
- By the beach? - The beach.
- It ended. - Don't look at it yet!
- Did you push it?
- Yes, we did.
- I'm going to kill you. - That hurts.
Oda-san and time.
- It's 34 seconds and 65 seconds! - Alright!
Alright!
Okay!
Nice! Nice!
Fall into hell!
What is this?
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Alright! Alright! Alright!
Alright! I did it!
I did it!
But you did it like a joke, didn't you?
It was already a joke.
Yes, it was.
But you didn't go along with it at all.
It was like...
That's how you talk.
That's not how you talk.
You didn't talk at all.
You were amazing in the first half.
You didn't talk for even one second.
Yes, yes.
When I saw you, you were like this.
I won't buy you!
Usagi-san!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Wow!
What?
30 seconds before...
Wow!
30 seconds before...
Wow!
Manzai-shi!
This is Manzai-shi!
Just!
Wow!
Just!
Wow!
Just!
34 seconds...
8 seconds!
We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
It's happening! It's happening!
A U-Turn!
It's dangerous!
I'm currently doing a Natatu shot!
It's dangerous!
This is crazy!
It's dangerous!
We can't do that anymore, Kirako.
You're strong, Kira-chan.
And so, Kira-ko-san is "piripiris"!
Do I have to eat it?
It hurts!
That's the biggest problem.
I'm sick of it!
It's okay if you feel a tingling sensation.
Be gentle.
Don't touch it.
It hurts!
How is it?
It hurts!
It's cool!
I think we should do a three-two-one.
Talk to it.
Talk to the rabbit.
I don't know when it will come.
The topic is festivals.
Hello.
It's the festival season.
How is it as an idol?
You look busy.
How is it as an idol?
You look busy.
There are a lot of people.
Don't you want to go to festivals?
Should I build a facility for people who don't usually go to festivals to enjoy festivals?
You're a scary teacher.
I want you to come and practice today.
It hurts!
Is it true?
You shouldn't have jumped so high.
You should have sat down slowly.
You were too brave.
It was broadcasted on January 27th, Thursday by these members.
This day is Watermelon Day.
They will introduce what is recommended for summer.
Numa-cha.
Here is what I would like to recommend for this summer.
Ta-da!
This is "Don't ring the wind chime" challenge.
"Don't ring the wind chime" challenge.
Of course.
This is a game using wind chimes.
I challenged it before on "Sakura Taka 46" show.
I was very excited.
This helmet has a wind chime.
I tried not to ring it.
For example, I tried to hug a princess.
I see.
I also tried to pull out a string.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
I want to build a bond with you here.
That's why I want to do it.
All members will challenge "Don't ring the wind chime" challenge.
There are 12 kinds of missions, such as putting wind chimes on your head, flipping pancakes in a frying pan, doing squats five times and catching a super ball.
You will choose a mission that you think you can do in order and challenge it.
If you can clear the mission without ringing the wind chime, you will be the next challenger.
If someone fails, the challenge will end there.
If you can clear the mission without ringing the wind chime for 12 people in a row, the challenge will be successful.
The prize money will be 100,000 yen.
However, if you fail, you will all receive a shocker.
And whether or not the wind chime sounded this time will be checked by Onsei.
I see, I see.
Even a small one.
Please forgive me for that.
It's a smash problem.
If it's a red flag, you're out.
Let's start "Don't ring the wind chime" challenge.
Start!
It's Huma-chan's challenge.
Choose one of the 12 missions.
Huma-chan said she wanted to do it.
But I want to eat these potato chips, which look like the easiest one.
Is it difficult?
Do you want me to open it?
Open it and choose the easiest one.
Please get ready.
Open the potato chips and have a bite of it.
Have a bite of it?
After you clear the mission, you will have 3 seconds to count.
Please bear with it.
I see.
If you succeed and make a serious pose, you will be out.
Are you ready?
I think I can do it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Can you move this?
Yes, please.
You can do it!
I'm ready.
Please hold it for me.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Be quiet, be quiet.
I can't look down.
Don't rush.
Calm down, calm down.
Don't rush.
This is bad.
Is it right?
You can rip it off, right?
She ripped it off.
She dyed her hair.
Good job, Ume-chan!
Ume-chan!
Did you eat it?
She ate it!
That was fast.
She ate it!
Nice, nice, nice!
Uraye-san, let's go.
Uraye-san, please choose your mission.
Uraye...
Table tennis lifting.
Table tennis lifting!
Please lift the ping pong ball five times.
Let's go.
Have fun.
Uraye Table Tennis.
Three years of middle school.
You can do it.
She will lift the ping pong ball five times.
Are you ready?
Uraye-san, let's go!
3 seconds! 3 seconds from there! 3 seconds from there!
This is amazing!
He did it! He did it!
He really did it!
He did it! He did it!
You were doing it!
I wasn't doing this.
Okay, Hirai-san, let's go!
Okay, I'm going to drop this doll.
Are you going to drop the doll?
Okay, let's get ready. Please put on your helmet.
Drop the doll. Drop one.
Drop one and you'll be fine.
Hirai-san, it's okay.
Hirai-san, you failed.
Hirai-san cleared it.
It's possible.
I didn't fail.
Hirai-san, this is a narration. Don't fail.
This is a narration.
This is a narration. Don't fail.
Why is this a narration?
And so...
Hirai-san cleared it, too!
Nishi-san, Goto-san, Yabuki-san, Tamura-ana, and Kawashima-san cleared it, too!
There are four people left.
Gyarusore-san chose "Yukku-seoi".
I didn't know you could do it like this.
Okay, Gyarusore-san, please!
[Laughter]
Calm down! Calm down!
She's shaking! She's shaking!
I'm a teacher's daughter!
She spoke!
She spoke! She spoke!
She's shaking a little!
Her right shoulder! Her left shoulder!
She's stiff!
Her left shoulder!
3 seconds!
Go.
The second half is over!
We got it!
We got a third one!
Three!
That's why I don't want to catch anything!
You know that?
Why did you get a speed orb?
I'm a teacher's daughter.
I'm a teacher's son.
You can't say that.
- Kendama! - Kendama!
- Take it, Ishida!
Ishida-san is going to challenge with his own kendama.
Here you go.
Me?
I'm just a normal guy.
Please put your kendama on a large plate.
It's difficult.
Here you go.
There are only three people left.
Can I put my kendama on a large plate?
It's shaking.
It's shaking left and right.
Oh, no. I can't see the ball.
You can do it!
Which one do you want me to look at?
Let's do another match.
Oh, no.
Look at each other's balls.
Challenge failed!
It's hot!
You can't help it!
Three, two, one...
Challenge failed!
You can't help it!
Kawashima-san is happy with Yalsore-san's attitude in the commercial!
You're not in "rabbit" anymore.
Pyooon!
Unfortunately, they failed the "no wind chime" challenge!
Even in "After Talk", it became a hot topic!
Thank you very much!
The "no wind chime" challenge was so exciting!
It took 20 minutes!
It took 20 minutes for sure!
Also, Yalsore-san's attitude in the commercial was amazing!
Even when Numa-chan did it for the first time, she said in a low voice,
I'm good at it, so it's hard for me to do it.
But, thanks to Yalsore-san,
she said in a low voice,
Why don't you do it this way?
So, I was able to do it.
That's a good habit, isn't it?
You're really good at it, aren't you?
You're really good at it!
In the package, it says you can eat one potato chip by opening it, so it doesn't say you have to open it with this one.
Somehow, it's this one, in terms of entertainment.
That's just what you think.
No, no, you're so delicate, Hiroyuki.
I feel like I've been beaten up or beaten up.
Then, Yalsore-san will challenge a pressure mat that no one challenged in the opening!
If you don't ring the bell on the 1.3m pressure mat and cross it, you succeed in the challenge!
But I'm a teacher's daughter, so I might be able to do it.
What? I'm not a teacher.
No, I'm a teacher's daughter.
Are you going to push that, teacher's daughter?
If you succeed with this, it's perfect.
Please.
Cool.
Should I do it with my thighs?
Oh, that's good.
Then, will you allow me?
Then, Yalsore-san, please!
It's in!
This week's "Japanese Horror" is out, too!
It's moving forward!
With a forward posture, his mouth is opening!
Three votes!
Because I'm a parent-teacher.
Because you're a parent-teacher.
But it's low.
You're a teacher, but it's low.
It's low.
What do you mean by low?
I can't show my face like this.
Oh, you don't have to show your face.
As long as you succeed, it's okay.
You're not a rabbit anymore.
You're getting worse and worse.
Next, it was broadcasted by these members.
Friday, July 28th.
On this day, Kotake Seigikan, a full-time lawyer, will appear for the first time in the studio.
It's a day of free research from July 28th.
Everyone will present their research in a presentation form.
Next, Kotake.
Please give us your presentation.
Please come forward.
What did Kotake Seigikan study?
Hello. I'm Kotake Seigikan, a full-time lawyer.
Nice to meet you.
Here is what I studied.
Illegal lyrics in famous songs.
There are various famous songs in the world.
In fact, there are many songs that contain illegal content in the lyrics.
For example, this one.
Famous song?
The famous song of "Skima Switch", "Zenryoku Shounen".
In fact, there are many illegal parts in the lyrics.
What is it?
Today, I'm going to do a legal check at this place.
First of all, if you stumble and fall, don't leave it behind.
If you stumble and fall, it's your own fault.
There is no particular violation of the law.
Is it over for you?
It's not about whether you have it or not, but whether you have it or not is the value you own.
If you have it or not, you are afraid of breaking the law.
So please be careful.
This "loneliness theory" is a theory I've never heard of.
Even after being tested and some kind of examination,
I decided to stay here.
This is not an admission decision.
This is an admission decision of a normal person.
I had a dissatisfaction with my property that I couldn't help but pile up.
But the problem is this time.
I broke what I had piled up.
This is of course a dissatisfaction.
I took off what I was wearing.
This is naked.
I was naked.
And from here on, I've been writing for a long time.
I've been writing for a long time.
The lyrics are full of almost illegal content.
It's like this.
Yes, I was a boy.
I can't judge you.
I didn't ask you if you were a boy.
I told you I was a boy.
I told you.
Please check the rest of the lyrics.
Please, boy.
I only work here.
I can't laugh anymore.
I work so much I can't laugh anymore.
This is a violation of labor law.
There is a fear of violation of labor law.
Just think about it.
I'm working.
I'm an adult.
From here on, as an adult's point,
Please spread it out.
If you can stand it, blow it away.
Of course, this is a violation of labor law.
Even if you get caught,
a violation of labor law while you're chasing and running away
is even more serious.
But you're bleeding,
so it's a violation of labor law.
It's a very heavy bullet.
It's a six-bullet bullet.
It's like a weapon bullet.
Yes, boy!
I was working.
Yes, boy!
Finally,
this is already
a very good position.
That's all for today's Otake Justice Hall.
Awesome!
Now, it's time for Switch's famous song,
All Out Boy's
legal check.
Mr. Otake Justice Hall,
actually,
today's surprise guest is
Good morning!
They are Kimatsu & Itch!
Good morning!
Did you watch the opening?
Yes, we did!
Thank you very much!
We also saw Yotake's story.
Yes, we did!
How was it?
We did a legal check.
You worked hard to make the song.
Yes, we did!
You worked hard to make it!
Even though you had a break at the end.
I was happy that you took it in a good way.
At the end...
You took it in a good way.
That's right.
You took it in a good way.
Of course, it's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you...
You're crazy!
You took it in a good way.
Of course, it's nice to meet you.
I'm sorry for adding Yotake.
But we also saw you on YouTube.
Oh, really?
Yes.
How was it?
No, it was funny!
Oh, it was funny!
That's good!
That's the opposite of funny!
Thank you very much!
Now...
After this...
Thank you for joining us!
This summer...
A completely new online show race will begin!
Lavender Presents
Right here!
One of them!
Comfortable to listen to!
The prize is...
3.35 million yen!
The person in front of the TV should also bring headphones and alcohol.
"Lavender Presents" airs live nationwide on August 23rd and 9th!
Please listen to "Lavender's Special Glasses" on Tsukima Switch.
Hand in hand in front of the ticket gate
The usual commotion and a new wind
I was supposed to see you off cheerfully
But I couldn't smile well when I was looking at you
I hope the seasons you meet as an adult
Don't overflow with sad songs
I wanted to tell you something in the end
I was looking for words to say goodbye
Suddenly, all of a sudden, the bell rang
I was in a hurry and let go of your hand and you left me
I held you in my arms in the middle of the night
I could see you closer than anyone else
Morning, light, tears, and your singing voice
You were shining and singing for me
These feelings I can't hold back, I'll carry them with my voice
I'll deliver them to your distant town
Even if it's a song like this
No matter where we are
We can stay connected
Good morning, everyone! Have a great day!
If you stumble and fall, you'll be left behind.
Even today, I continue to move forward while staggering in muddy water.
My world has become dirty.
I can't fix it.
This stained glory
I can't remove it.
Even if I'm tested, I know I'm here.
"It can't be helped," I muttered.
I smashed what I had piled up.
I washed away what I had taken with me.
With endless blood and sweat,
I washed away my dried brain.
I'm sure we were boys with all our might back then.
Who's going to open up the world?
If you forget how to play, you'll be left behind.
Now and then, I can't smile at work.
I'm sure there were many things shining in the rubble.
Before everything important is buried away,
I smashed what I had piled up.
With endless blood and sweat,
I washed away my dried heart.
I'm sure we were boys with all our might back then.
Who's going to open up the world?
I've stopped looking for answers in the scenery
With a new light, I'm going to break through everything I've piled up and everything I've acquired
I'm going to break through everything I've piled up and everything I've acquired
I'm going to break through dreams I've painted
Without hesitation, I'm going to be a boy with all my might
I'm going to open up the world
My vision is already full
Once again, I'd like to congratulate the two of you on your 20th anniversary.
It's such a memorable year. How did you feel singing live at Rabbit?
It was fun. Everyone was so excited.
I felt like I was doing a live show in the morning.
You aimed for a good live show.
I was really excited.
It was just a song protected by the boys.
How was it, Mr. Motake?
I don't know what I've done.
Sensei, what did you do?
Thank you for such a great song.
From now on, we will have an after-talk on Friday.
Thank you, foxes.
Thank you for having us.
Thank you, foxes.
Thank you!
This is what I heard from my grandma.
You're talking nonsense!
Sensei, what is this transmission?
Transmission!
It's a transmission system.
What is it?
Business interference.
Business interference?
Business interference.
Are you doing it on purpose?
There were actors who were talking nonsense.
There were more?
It's only at dawn, really.
Do comedians appear in games?
That's right.
Me too.
Mr. Ohta.
Yes, Mr. Ohta, please.
No, no, wait a minute.
A little story.
A real little story.
Mr. Ohta, please.
There was a building called Rokkaku-do in my hometown.
There was a wooden desk like this and there were two photos there.
I saw it and came back.
I entered the basement of the building and went inside.
There was a wooden desk and there were two photos there.
I took a picture of it and came back.
When I came in, my friend who was upstairs closed the door.
I couldn't go home because I took a picture of it.
I looked at the wooden shelf and there was only one picture.
There should have been one for grandpa and grandma, but there was only one.
I was in trouble.
What should I do? What should I do?
Open the door!
Gacha, gacha, gacha, gacha!
When I did it, I grabbed my feet and screamed.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
When I screamed, there was a joke.
Open the door.
The light is coming from above.
When I looked down, I was stepping on a picture of my grandmother.
You're a serious guy.
You've established yourself, Mr. Ohta.
Seriously, he's a bad guy!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared of you.
You're a really scared guy.
You're truly a bad guy.
He's a serious guy.
Seriously.
I'm really scared of you.
You're not doing this anymore, are you?
I'm scared of you.
Stupid, stupid.
This is serious!
Destroy this machine!
Destroy it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Ota-kun, you're amazing!
You're a great member of Ota-kun's band!
You're making musically similar mistakes!
You're amazing!
You're a genius!
What was the correct answer?
The person in the studio got beaten up and said,
No, it's not that scary.
Ota-kun did his best,
so I thought it would work out.
But what was the correct answer?
That's not possible!
If I were to defend myself in court,
I'd like to declare my loss of confidence.
I have no responsibility.
I have no responsibility and I'm innocent.
I can't defend myself.
Pyooon! It's me, Lappy!
Come here, Soda-san!
Come here, Mogurider Shiba-san!
Happy Birthday!
It looked like it would be difficult
not to make wind chimes ring!
Yeah!
Try it, Lappy!
Alright!
Pancakes look delicious!
See you next week!
On January 31st,
"Monday to Friday with Rabbit"...
...in Hokkaido,
on a summer vacation in Morujuku!
For the first time in Japan's history,
Morujuku will try canoeing for the first time!
Wow, it feels great!
I'm getting used to it.
Once I start moving, I can't stand it anymore.
On the radio, it's Rabbit's first appearance, "Tamabura"!