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Bedno mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite...you tear everything apart around the bed...
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
She continues to dance and catches you and loves you.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
We put sharp eyes in complex modern society and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions.
I'm Detective Night Scoop! I'm your chief representative, Katra Nio!
I'm your secretary, Masuda Saori!
At our detective office, we immediately dispatch excellent detectives to your requests.
We will continue to pursue the truth!
And today's guest is...
Mr. Odai Ryohei!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
You've been here for the third time...
Yes, you're right!
I'm so thankful for this third time.
I get on the Shinkansen every October with fun content.
So I'm always on it.
I see. You've done it three times.
Anyway, when I'm on it, my parents get so happy.
I'm so proud of my neighborhood that I'm a little bit sad.
That's how happy my parents are.
I hope you enjoy it today.
Let's start with our first request for today.
Yes. First request is from Yukari Nagao, 40 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Could you help us with the carp and boats left at the cafe where we plan to break in?
I am doing volunteer work to protect cats, but my cafe owner asked me to take away the cats that I could not buy anymore
and asked us to take away the cats that we couldn't buy anymore.
When we went to take the cats, we were also asked to protect the carp and boats we were buying at the cafeteria.
There was a large pond in the cafeteria garden and many carp and boats were swimming.
We tried to catch the fishermen and their people, but we couldn't even catch half of them.
The transfer of the cafe is approaching, and I would like you to cooperate with us in order to protect the fish somehow.
What do you think of this request, Comon?
Well, just listening to you, even though there are quite a few people now, only about half of them came, so it's quite big.
That's right.
Right?
Well, you can see it if you look at it, but you still want to help all the little children's fish.
It's not only big ones.
No.
Is it this size?
No.
Even a small cat is important.
I want to save everything.
You said it like you are from Amebo or something.
That's right.
Could he save fish?
Please.
This is a cafe.
Hello.
Thank you.
You are...
I am Nagao.
Nagao.
And...
I am Numata Kiyoshi.
Numata.
Yes, at a cafe.
Ah, at a cafe.
They asked me to protect their love and their ship,
and I'd like you to help me.
How long have you been doing this?
Forty years.
It's a little sad that a cafe that's been open for forty years is closing down.
It's here.
Ah, this!
I see, I see.
Ah, you really are here!
Originally, there were about one more people,
but about half of them tried to catch me.
It looks like you can catch it with a net.
We have someone who will catch the fish you caught.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you. I'm Hajime.
I'm Kugisaki.
Kugisaki?
Please catch all of them, Kugisaki.
No, no, it's hard.
By the way, is this board okay?
I don't know, but I'm okay.
The material is driftwood.
Bad determination...
Wow, scary!
It's like a spider web!
Shut up!
Shut up willy
Suzuki!?
You're Suzuki!?
There's quite a lot.
About 100.
Wow, wow, wow. So fast!
Is it this way? Is it back?
Kuizai-san, push me.
Good, good, good!
Alright, alright.
Hey, camera-san, be careful!
I'm definitely alone!
I'll try again.
Ah, it's coming.
It's fast.
This net is heavy underwater and I can't move it.
That's right.
That's why fish are faster.
Fish.
Wow, spider web.
Fish are fast, of course.
This is impossible!
I'm sorry, Mr. Sei.
Not only this one, but also this one.
This is all of them.
There are seven aquariums here, and we want to help animals that might be here.
Of course we know how kind you are, Ms. Nagao.
There used to be about 100 Ooper Loopers back in the day.
Ooper Loopers? 100 of them?
There might be some animals here.
If there are any left, I feel sorry for them to be taken away.
I'm sorry, but there are still some.
What? But...
There were originally some birds here.
We were able to take some of them, but they might still be here.
There is a high possibility that there are still some living ones.
Is this all of them?
I think it's all of them.
I'm counting on you. You have a habit of saying it later.
If you say it all from the beginning, won't you come?
That's all.
Ikesu fraud!
I don't know if the uber-duber is alive, but in that case, Mr. Kugisaki, can you take all the creatures?
I'll take them all.
There is a river in the facility I work at, and I'd like to talk there. It's a place wider than Ikesu.
I'm happy.
Can you not drain the water?
There are too many requests, and I realized that we can't do it without a businessman.
Yes.
Thank you!
Are you five brothers?
Yes, we are.
I knew it!
Thank you.
You look like a live-action version of Marion.
And you have a assistant.
Before that, my husband, colleagues at work, and colleagues who usually do cat protection activities.
Then, you two of Mario Brothers, can you drain the water?
Yes, please!
We'll use this opportunity to drain it.
I'll drain the water.
Yes, please!
Please!
Here it comes!
Itete-te-bebebe...
Bebebebepebepe...
There's one more thing we need to report to Mario Brothers...
Not just here, but everywhere!
Really?
Huh?!
Whoa...
We want you to water over here, too.
And we also have here, and we want you to water over here, too.
That's what we want.
I moved the water pump myself so...
Wow! Thank you very much!
Okay, ready and complete!
It's coming off quite a lot, isn't it?
Wow, wow! It came off about half of it!
While pushing it back...
I got it! Then I'll push it in from above and go there...
I'll push it in, okay? Over there...
Okay!
Here we go!
Wow, it stopped!
Okay, okay!
There it is!
Okay, okay!
One!
Wow, there it is!
It's really big!
Wow, it's even bigger!
Wow!
It's escaping!
Mario Bros.!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
The people who have their hands open, water is coming out of them too.
It's been a while since I've been here.
Let's go to a new house.
It's difficult for little children like us.
But...
I can't take the little one.
You like living things this much, don't you?
You're very kind, aren't you?
Well...
Are you kind to people too?
No, I'm not.
You're not. You're strict with people.
Humans can raise them up, right?
Animals can't ask for help themselves.
Oh, this one is moving forward, too!
Amazing!
I'm tired, only two left.
What? Only these two?
What about the super rooper?
I'm going to work hard now.
Is there a super rooper?
Did you release 100 of them?
No, but I think they've reproduced.
You've succeeded in breeding a super-duper.
Is there such a person? I don't know.
If you have something like a super-duper, please.
Let's go back to the main aquarium.
Please.
I'm getting a feeling.
It's up and down, right?
That's right.
It's up and down, right?
Up and down?
That's right.
Please.
Good, good, good. It's getting really fast.
OK, OK, OK!
I'm getting the hang of it!
It's a net!
It's lunch time!
The hall and kitchen are in a fight!
I've thrown away the water tank at the waterway.
Let's go and get it!
Did you find anything?
No, nothing.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's coming out!
A huge crab is coming out!
A crab?
Here it is!
It's a wire.
Then this is...
OK!
Last spurt!
Look!
Same position!
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow!
That's pretty...
You have to hold it.
It's not here!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, it's there.
Ouch!
Okay, I got it.
Is it the last one?
Yes, this is the last one.
Naomi, how about it?
Yes, I don't have it anymore.
You got it!
I'm glad.
I'm sorry it was destroyed.
I'm glad.
Now we need a super duper.
Whether you have it or not, it's a legend if you do.
Yes.
Wow, amazing!
It's empty.
It's empty. How about the fish?
Unfortunately, there weren't any.
But when we were doing it, something terrible happened.
What happened?
There is a waterway down here.
And there are fish there, too.
No, this...
This is enough, right?
There was a big aquarium in front of it.
And there were fish down there, too.
No, there aren't.
No one, right?
There was.
No one.
Well, it depends on you, Mr. Nagao.
I can't do it with my arms, but...
Can I say you want to do it?
Let's do it!
Let's do it together!
I was able to do it with one hand.
I was able to do it with one hand at first!
Let's take off the water!
I understand. I'll do my best.
Please do!
There's a fish.
Can you see it?
Wow, it's huge!
Wow!
It's in there.
It's in there!
Wow!
I got it!
It's huge!
What is this?
Wow!
What is this? It's a sea bream!
It's a sea bream!
I did it!
So we were able to save all the fish in Ikesu!
Wow, Ms. Nagao!
We were able to catch a lot of different kinds of crabs and corns, but there was one really big one!
We were able to save it with your kindness!
I'm really happy and glad that you asked us, Mr. Nightscoop.
Ms. Hanumata! Ms. Hanumata, where have you been all this time?!
We worked really hard!
Yes. Not like, you caught a great one, but like, you're not here to fish.
I remember that.
Oh, you remember?
Have you ever caught a blackfish?
No, no.
Thank you. Thank you.
Live a carefree life.
The winner is...
Harasu!
So...
What do you think?
I feel like the importance of buying animals and taking care of them until the end is very educational.
Yes, it is.
But you get too involved with people.
Nagao is also doing his best for Numata.
Mr. Numata left it behind and we all went wild and made it to the end.
And we got our reward.
Mr. Numata! We're all doing it for you!
Next, let's move on to the next request.
Next up is a story about a bomb explosion by Detective Tamura.
What is this?
This is a new project.
We receive many requests from our detective agency.
Of course, we read all the requests.
But there are many requests that were not adopted.
What requests are rejected?
Here you go!
Well, we have received a lot of requests for the detective bureau.
I would like to introduce them to you.
First of all, it seems that all of them are in here for a week, so let's go!
Wow! Awesome!
Wow! Everything is sold!
Wow! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
One week, one wall in a room.
You are making all of these.
Amazing!
And you make three of them every week.
Six in two weeks and twelve a month.
I wonder what you have.
A woman in her 50s.
50 years ago, at her family's house in Kyoto,
she used to eat yuraki udon every day.
I'm going to taste it again.
I'm sure you eat a lot of this.
There are many good ones and I'm moved by them every time.
24 year old male student.
The skin of a gold ball stretches.
My friend who is a marine scientist called me a monster.
Is it strange for me?
Can I adopt you?
First of all, I have a request from a 19 year old college student who lives in Kanagawa prefecture.
There is something I want you to look up about my body.
Normally, I think there are two gold balls, but I have three.
It didn't hurt and I didn't have any problems with my life, but recently I've been conscious of what this third ball is.
However, I don't know where I should go to the hospital and it's embarrassing to ask the doctor, so I asked the detective's light scoop.
What am I supposed to do with this?
How am I supposed to tell her about this?
I'm going to touch her and say,
I really do have three of them,
and then what am I supposed to do?
It's been over half a year now,
so I wonder what's going on.
This call has been transferred to a loose band phone.
I'm Detective Nightscope's Tamura.
Oh, it's coming.
Hello?
Excuse me, I'm Kirino Tamura, do you recognize me?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
If you were adopted, what would you do?
I thought it was interesting.
Great.
You're enjoying your body features.
What do you mean? What is your position?
I'm on my right shoulder.
I see.
Like that.
I see.
And you didn't go to the hospital?
How many people?
There's really nothing.
Yes, yes, that's right.
I didn't feel like going.
Ah, to the hospital.
If you have any other appointments in the future,
I think you'll get a call from someone.
Yes.
But it's very low.
I understand.
It's a little heartbreaking.
I wonder if we can get three gold balls.
No.
He lives in Okayama Prefecture.
I think he's a male employee.
The words he says can be quickly, or rather,
with a bit of a bite, converted into Pageman.
For example...
Kabuto-mushi.
Papu-popu-pi.
Katsura-koeda.
Papu-pa-pope-pa.
Gadal-kanal-taka.
Papapupapapupapa.
Hahahahaha.
Please check it out.
If you get oden, you can eat it right away.
It's like you want to eat it from your nose.
Hahahahaha.
Telephone ringing.
Yes, this is Mr. Misuta.
Oh, I'm sorry for calling you out of nowhere.
I'm Tamura of the program
Detective Night Scoop.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm a detective.
I'm Tamura of the giraffe.
I'm Kirin no Tamura.
Wow! Really?
Yes.
How did you acquire this ability?
No, I don't know.
Oh!
Before I knew it...
I revealed it when I introduced myself in high school.
Wow!
In front of the camera.
Wow!
Hiroshi Tamura.
Papupapipopi.
Right?
Look.
Dr. Slums Alale-chan.
Popopapopapapepapa.
Wow!
Then I'll say it.
Do you know this?
Papapipapopipapipepa
Popipipi
Popipippe
Papapopapapipi
I know!
The answer is...
The current winner is...
The winner is...
The winner is... Takano Hana.
I can't do that!
Can I be honest?
Yes.
So what?
Next up is a male employee in Shizuoka Prefecture.
There is a hole in front of his pants for men.
Can you check how much of it is coming out of the hole?
Men, they think of all kinds of things.
Spending time on this.
Um... I'm Detective Nightscoop's detective...
Yes?
Tamura.
Yes...
You gave me an order, right?
I did, but it's embarrassing.
I can't lift my mouth up, so I have to keep my mouth down.
I'm also a man of 45 years, but I've never pulled out a stick from that hole.
I did it and it broke.
I have a request from a man in Okinawa who is 32 years old.
I have a request for you.
I want to play with 32 beautiful women in swimsuits.
This is stupid.
You are getting me excited.
Don't answer.
Hello?
I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden.
Yes.
I'm the detective of a program called Night Scoop.
It's a program in Osaka, isn't it?
Yes.
Do you remember this request?
I like this program and have sent some of them before, so I remember.
I see. The one in my hand now is...
Yes?
I have a request for you.
Yes?
I want to play with 32 beautiful ladies in swimsuits.
What?
This is my line.
I'm worried about whether it's reaching you or not.
So I sent you this.
Yes, we have received it.
I'm happy that this program has been broadcast.
The first time I saw Night Spook was on the campaign site.
Wow, that's amazing.
By the way, Higa-san, how about Maeda?
Oh, Maeda.
I didn't call for Maeda.
How about Detective Tamura?
I like Konpira, but I don't like you very much.
I told you at the beginning, but my name is Tamura.
Wow, amazing!
I want to have four of you as my friends.
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
Yes, yes.
I'm almost talking, but I'm sleepy.
Wake up!
She is a female company employee who lives in Hokkaido.
I have always had questions about my body.
The other day, I was shocked to see someone like me on a TV show.
It's Diane Tsuda.
She says that when she thinks of erotic things, she sneezes.
I'm embarrassed and cannot participate in the verification of why this kind of reaction occurs, so please explain it with Ms. Tsuda, who liked it.
What? Is it really like this? Tsuda said it on TV.
Yes.
Oh, I'm Tamira Kirino, a detective at Night Scoop.
Do you sneeze when you think of this erotic thing?
Yes.
What? Still now?
I'm free now, so I don't have that kind of thing.
That's what I'm asking.
Have you ever been cold?
No, I haven't.
So you can get cold even if you don't feel it?
Is it not just your delusion?
Sometimes it is.
I see.
If it's possible, right now...
Yes?
I'm just delusional...
I'm on the phone with someone from the neighborhood association...
Oh, this is hard.
Hello?
I'm at the train station.
Oh, I'm sorry. What should I do?
What do you mean?
We're shooting for Night Scoop.
Oh, yes.
There's a woman who's having trouble with the same thing.
Tsuda, what happens if you sneeze?
What? What happens? I'm thinking about something bad.
You know, there's a car tag and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I was talking about something bad, and the driver said,
Do you want me to give you a cooler?
I want you to sneeze if you can.
No, no, no...
I can't sneeze.
It's not that hard.
What?
Is it hard to do?
I can do it if it's in my imagination.
But I can't do it if you say you want to do it.
Why can you imagine weird things?
I'm just sneezing now.
Why didn't you do this?
Maybe it's impossible.
This show is really important for you and your loved ones.
I hope you will continue to send us love and support.
Thank you for everything.
How was it, Mr. Odai?
But you said you wanted to know if it was delivered properly.
But you're sure you saw it, right?
Yes, we're sure of it.
We hope you'll continue to send us your letters.
We don't know for sure, but we have one warning.
This is just a mistake.
So we won't give you the detective manual for this call.
Oh, no!
We can't give you that!
We can't?
Yes, we're sorry.
Let's move on to our last request for today.
Yes!
And finally, we have a request from Shinji Shimokura, a 32-year-old man who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
The other day, Shouichi's eldest son had an athletic meet and was selected as a teacher's rival and was to be an anchor.
The moment when he was determined to win first place and finally ran out with a strong force.
I didn't notice the undone shoelaces and fell hard on the spot.
I blew out my nose in the middle of the dust.
Feeling the back of a laughter mixed with a dizziness, I fell to fourth place in the ranking.
Even if I count the rewind, it is not enough to fill it.
That night, when I was taking my eldest son in the bath, I realized again the shame of the pain of the kneeling boy who turned away.
I felt so sorry and cried in front of my son.
Then he said,
«Thank you for today. You were cold but you looked cool».
He washed me gently so that I could feel his back.
I looked in the mirror and I could not think of anything but a bright expression.
There should be others who have wounds like you.
Detective, please investigate what you want to make impossible for everyone in the front line and wash it clean and refreshing with warm water.
How about you, Odai, do you have any questions?
The other day, I was taking a break in the service area at the location, and I was cleaning the ladies in the service area.
And I was adding words and I was told,
Huh?
I'm in the middle of it.
And Mr. Soma came up to me and said,
You're Mr. Odai, right?
And we were talking at this distance.
And I was talking so hard that I could stick to the toilet and not be seen.
I was talking like this for a long time.
But I don't want you to erase that memory from his head.
Not you, but the other party.
That's right.
Well, I think there are a lot of people who want to make it up to you.
I'll go first and wash your minds and bodies.
Go ahead.
Everyone has one or two things they want to make impossible.
Can you wash those thoughts away with warm water?
Detective Nagami's Story of Wishing to Wash Away.
Is it raining?
Yes.
Do you come here often?
Yes, we do.
Oh, you do?
I've heard from many people that they want to make it up.
What do you want to make up?
If you want to wash away your embarrassment, I'll do it for you.
Embarrassment?
Yes.
I used to work in Tokyo.
She was a woman.
She was taking off her laundry when she went to work.
She was taking off her laundry and putting it in the room.
She took a bus and a train to work.
She's been working here for a long time.
I've been thinking about it all the way before I left work.
Light blue stripe gradients.
Please wash it and let it flow.
I can't forget it.
I want to be of help even a little.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, I like to say.
I'm not ashamed of my childhood.
Should I follow your instructions?
Yes.
It's dangerous to go anywhere.
Yes.
The next day...
Are you going to the gym?
Yes, sauna.
I see.
I'm glad you're happy.
You were able to make it, right?
No, not at all.
No, no, I'm asking you to make it like it didn't happen, but it's like you made it happen.
I haven't been told much about it, but once I went to the bathroom and suddenly I was there in the neighborhood.
When I was making a trip to a travel agency, I asked for permission to go there.
I went to the bathroom there and it was full.
A private room?
Yes. I went downstairs again and it was full again.
I went downstairs again and it was full again.
Oh, no.
When I went there for the fourth time, it was open.
Oh, it was open.
I made a mistake, but only two or three people were there.
Wow, only a little more.
I have to wash my hands.
Do you wash your hands there?
I'm sorry to say this, but I was there for a while, but I went on a trip, but since then...
And it doesn't look like it's caused by travel.
Did you feel refreshed tomorrow?
Oh, I did!
I've been listening to you all morning and I'm glad you were able to wash it all away.
I'm glad.
The next day...
I've heard that you want to do something you've never done before.
I'm drifting now.
Drifting?
I'm drifting with my car lying down.
Like this.
I'm aiming for the best way of drifting.
I practiced a little bit.
And I made it in the circuit.
I wanted to go like this, but I hit the wall before I could go.
What about the company?
The company said it was about noon.
Is it your own car?
It's my own car.
It's an accident, isn't it?
It's an accident.
It's the timing.
I think it slipped a little too much.
I see.
If you didn't have it, you would still be driving.
I see.
I'm saving money for a race car now.
It was a bit of a high price for me, so I'm a little sad.
But I'll do my best to recover.
Did you feel better?
Yes, I did.
I'll do my best not to bump into you again.
Good luck.
God is walking in front of me.
What?
God is walking in front of you.
What?
It feels good.
I feel like I'm in a junction.
I'm going to talk to you.
I'm asking you to tell me what you didn't have.
I didn't wash it.
I injured myself in an accident.
In an accident?
Yes, I injured my left foot.
When I first got here, my family was kind of like,
let's talk it over and be prepared.
I was happy that I could come this far.
It's been a while since I felt like I was getting better,
so I can't get angry about it.
There are a lot of things I could do and couldn't do.
When I did that for the first time,
I couldn't go up one floor, couldn't go to the bathroom alone,
couldn't go to the bathroom alone,
I hit someone.
Your wife?
Yes, my wife.
You had been married for a long time.
You couldn't stand it and you hit someone.
You did it.
To my wife.
It's a sport.
You don't want to say it, but you said it.
You said you were sorry for the mistake you made later.
But you don't say sorry for it.
I'm sorry for saying it.
I'm sorry for that.
I'm going to wash this feeling away.
Is it okay?
I'll wash my hands.
I'm going back to being a wife.
Let's say something.
What should we say?
Thank you for everything.
I hope you will continue to support us.
Good evening.
Can you not be so shy?
No, I can be more shy.
You're wearing a swimsuit.
I'm wearing a jacket.
How old are you?
I'm 17.
You're 17.
I'm a kid.
You said you wanted to do something you've never done before.
I always do something.
You always do?
I always do a one-shot game.
You do a one-shot game?
I slide like this.
I know what you mean.
I want to do a one-shot game for 5 seconds at the end of the night scoop.
I'm not sure if I feel like it.
It's your turn.
I'd like to do a night scoop and win.
But if I win, I'll be really happy.
Then I can look back on what I've said and done in school.
I'm confident in my past position.
Please do the opposite.
Neymar's spinning bat.
Neymar turns his eyes.
How was it?
I was also called a super battle idol back in the day.
And when I actually go naked with customers,
I can hear their real stories.
I thought that if you touch each other naked, you can open up your hearts.
I went to battle from morning to night for 12 hours.
That's a lot of work.
12 hours?!
If you go to the bath for 12 hours, you will be like that for the next day.
This program is organized by your requests.
We will give you this certificate for your request.
See you next time. Thank you.
Please send in your questions and suggestions to this detective office.
Your request can be sent to the address you see here, or to the show's homepage.
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