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Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
Chiku o odori tsuzuketeru omae o
I will return.
It's detective night scoop time!
We put sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly dig into various mysteries and questions.
I'm your detective night scoop, Seiya!
Nice!
I'm your reporter, Saori Masuda!
At our detective station, we'll send you a request from everyone watching TV, and we'll immediately find you a good detective and pursue you for truth!
And today's guest is Junpei Mizobata!
[PH] Congratulations.
You've come a long way, haven't you?
Yes, it's my fifth time.
When I first came in this time, I was a face-pass.
Oh!
You're from Nightscube, right? Please overlook it.
So you're a window-picking course, right?
No, no, I'm not.
You've entered a common routine, haven't you?
No, I'm very honored.
It's a show I love.
Please enjoy yourself today.
I will.
Now, let's look at today's first requests.
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Ms. Aoi Kakehi, 30 years old woman, who lives in Sapporo City.
I am a big fan of night scoops since I was a child from Osaka and now I live in Sapporo.
Recently, a comfortable situation occurred as a fan.
A young lady of a band from a distant battle said that she had watched a strange show on a trip to a sauna the other day and felt so uncomfortable that she felt sick.
The content of the show was whether or not the runner Takeyama of cunning
could remove residual urine from the pelvis by asking the runner whether or not there was residual urine.
I immediately noticed.
Detective Nightscoop is the only one who would do such strange things.
As a fan, I would like to apologize for your name.
I happened to see a strange program and explained to my sister that it was a wonderful program, but it was not transmitted.
I asked the detective to help me so that my sister in the front would like it.
Yes, so, due to Detective Takeyama's...
It was.
It's a kind of situation now.
It's bad.
Detective Takeyama is on vacation.
He is a stranger.
By the way, did you watch this episode?
Of course we watched it.
But we watched it during meal time.
We watched it after meal time.
That's why we can't watch this show.
What kind of show is it?
I came to Hokkaido for my senior detective Takeyama's interrogation
You like NETSCOPE, don't you ?
I like it very much
Do you ?
I've been watching it every week since I was a child
I hope you will like the lady in the battle, too
I was watching the sauna of travelers when I was a child
Yes.
When Cunning Takeama comes out,
he asks Koji Michio if he has a remnant of life.
A remnant of life.
I see.
There's a ball here, right?
Yes, yes.
Here.
Yes.
It's here.
Yes, it's here.
Push it.
I'll push it.
Push it! Push it!
It's coming out!
You're making me laugh!
The first thing I saw was that it was a one-shot remnant.
Including that, I think it's a good night scoop.
I don't want you to judge it with just one remnant.
That's right.
Well, let's go to the shipyard for now.
This is it.
This is the shop, isn't it?
That's right.
Tsukimiyu.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Hello.
What is the material?
I was invited by a program called Detective Night Scoop.
Do you know it?
Is it the one about the remnant of the remains?
I saw it in the sauna.
I've never seen a night scoop.
I don't know the name of it.
It's a man touching another man's face.
What am I being shown?
Maybe I have forgotten to buy that channel?
I was still watching the AV at first.
No way!
It's terrible!
It's a very useful program for us.
Useful?
Such reaction.
But there are quite a few people who were saved.
It's true!
A lot of letters have arrived from viewers.
I've enjoyed seeing you since you had a lump in your throat that caused you to have a runny nose
Your runny nose was so bad that your underpants always got wet, but now you don't have a runny nose at all
Thank you very much
I'm very grateful
It's very helpful for people in trouble
It didn't ring at all
I'm detective Natsuko Natsuko, 37 years old.
In other programs, you can verify things you can't do.
Among them, there is an academic request.
Academic.
Could you watch this academic video?
OK.
When I was young, my colleague wanted to see the movement of the anus when peeing and looked at himself in the mirror, but he couldn't stop laughing.
So, would you like to investigate what the movement of the anus is like the moment you pee?
[PH] I'm sorry.
Is it true?
Is it?
How do you express this?
Can we?
This is dirty!
Can we do this?
A client comes and a detective tries his best to solve it.
We are not avoiding it.
I hate it.
Even now.
I can't like it at all.
I have a mysterious and deep request.
I hate it.
To be honest, I felt bad too.
I felt bad when I saw her say that.
I felt like she was doing something she couldn't do.
I can help you.
I have that kind of request.
How do you usually do it?
Hormone-chige-tsundubu.
Hormone-chige-chunzuro.
It's not chunzuro.
Tsundubu.
Chunzuro.
Tsu...
Chu...
Tsundubu.
Chunzuro.
What?
Please drop it nicely.
No, no.
Why?
No, no.
[PH] It fell.
Do you know Kandon?
Kandon is a Korean dish?
Yes, the menu there is not called.
Horumonchige Sundaebu.
Horumonchige Sundaero?
It's not a Japanese word.
Horumonchige Sundaero.
Sundaero...
Horumonchige Sundaebu.
Horumon Chingesundu.
[PH] Is it wrong?
What else is there in Korean food for drinking?
Oh, look! Samgyeopsal.
Samgyeopsal.
Is it your birthday?
You were laughing with your hands clapped.
How was it?
It was fun.
Oh, it was fun!
There is such a thing.
There is also a little joke that answers simple questions.
Little joke?
Yes.
This is it.
I know this.
I'm a photographer, so I'll put it in first.
Yes.
It's dangerous.
Then I'll give you.
[PH] I'm sorry.
This is a general way of eating it.
I also make use of it at home.
I eat it like I did before.
It's good.
It's good!
You might be able to eat it if you get used to it.
I'll eat it.
Interesting.
That's good.
It's funny that you are doing it seriously
That's right, that's right
It's good, you got a little of it, right ?
If you have come this far, you should like it very much
Is there any answer you want us to see ?
I want you to recreate the smell of your deceased father
Recreate ?
Yes, there was
Ran-chan, I have prepared a big screen for you
We are watching you from behind, so please concentrate and watch it alone
Please take care of us.
Thank you.
How old is your father?
He's 53 years old.
He had lung cancer, but it was hidden under his heart, so we couldn't find it.
Oh, let me see.
Arona.
Is it okay now?
Wait, does it smell?
A little.
I turned it into aroma and it didn't smell in the room.
I see.
I made a doll like my father and put it on and then hugged it.
You like your dad that much?
You want to see him?
Let's do this.
Boss!
No, no, no.
Let's do it.
The smell is different.
The skin smells more like aloe.
Can you borrow my pajamas for one night?
I'll return it right away.
Will you make sure it's soaked?
Of course.
I'll hang it here.
Yes, please.
It smells like it.
Thank goodness.
I'm glad we came here.
We'll be together forever, right?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I'm glad you're here.
With this...
Did you watch this project all along?
I like filming.
I've always liked videos.
I can't do it anymore.
You're so cute.
I'm going to sleep.
Go to sleep.
It's dad.
One week more.
Be happy and come back to life.
See you.
I'm a manly man.
I want to play catch ball and...
What else do you want to do?
I want to go diving.
I haven't been to a diving school.
I want to go swimming.
I don't have one, but I'm close to it just by smelling it.
I can feel it.
I want to be a doctor who can live without sadness like me.
How was it?
It was great.
She did it until I was happy with it.
That's great.
It was a great show.
Can you show us the night scoop next?
Of course.
I will show you this night scoop in the center and I would like the regular customers and everyone to see it.
Yay!
How was it?
When I first saw Kanpei's anus showing off, I was really nervous.
It was crazy.
I think this show was better because of the wide range of scenes.
We are doing it seriously.
Kanpei is really pooping.
We want you to cry.
Anus and hips are what women don't like.
If we can talk about the anus and the cranium and make a moving story,
I think we can get the results.
Are you an old man's porn?
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, next.
Now, I have a request from Ryota Matsukawa, 42 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Can you help Kiyoshiro, a son of a third year elementary school student, with his dream that he really wants to come true?
That dream is to climb the 50 meter average platform in a park in Wakayama Prefecture without falling once from start to finish.
The average is not always straight, but has a height difference, is bent, and becomes quite thin, and has various tricks that are difficult.
My son has challenged more than 200 times and has been able to go up to 40m without falling once, but he cannot clear the remaining 10m.
I've seen many people trying, but I've never seen one who succeeded.
What?
Can you lend me your power, detective?
Thank you for your request.
Yes, Detective Takeyama is in charge of this request.
Yes, yes.
Since it's a holiday today, I, Nagami, will report.
Thank you.
Kon, have you ever tried many times as a child?
I had a climbing stick.
Ah, I see.
I wonder if you can climb up there with only your hands.
Oh, I see.
I understand you very well.
Wakayama has an average platform, right?
I want to go there now.
I want to hear about it.
It's about 50 meters away.
Now, we came to a park with an average platform that our son can't climb.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Do you like an average platform?
Yes, I like it.
Do you want to climb it?
Yes, I do.
Is it that difficult?
It's very difficult.
Are you confident?
Yes.
Yes?
But you haven't done it 200 times, right?
It says average size.
It's round. The beginning is round.
A fairly wide circle, right?
Yes.
This is 5 meters, and from here it becomes a slightly narrower circle.
This is an easy win.
Yes.
And this square, this is an easy win, right?
Yes, this is already an easy win.
Easy win, right? The square becomes a little thinner, and there is a little up and down, and there is a place that is not connected.
Go like this and cut it in half.
The blind spot is thin.
Then, you'll get a zigzag point.
It's 30 meters from here.
Wow, you've done it!
It's thin!
Make a circle from here.
It's like a late poster.
And this part is not connected.
This part is 40 meters.
It's OK up to here.
Is this what you're saying?
This is a creation that no one can reach their goal.
Up and down.
Where do you always fall?
About here.
You fall at the 40 meter mark?
Yes.
And at the last 5 meters, you twist sideways.
This is pretty hard.
Start!
It's stable.
It's easy up to 5 meters.
And it's easy up to here.
And now the safety zone.
Oh, safety zone. Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, this part is stable too.
Everything is going smoothly. I have a sense of stability.
The bar will become round!
It's stable. 35m cleared!
It's going! Watch out!
It's going! It's going! It's going!
There's still distance.
It's still there! 40m cleared!
It's from here! You can't do it every time!
Go! Go!
[PH] No!
What's different between this yellow part and this part?
It's a little thin.
It's hard to do thin things.
When you put your feet here, you can't get your balance.
[PH] This is impossible!
[PH] Here I go.
Ugh, I can't do it!
Impossible!
OK, let's start practicing from here.
OK.
We have to go over and over again.
OK.
This distance, this distance is difficult.
Can you stand it? Can you stand it? Can you stand it?
OK, 40 meters from here.
Oh, no, no, no!
OK.
You're balanced. OK.
OK, let's go from here.
Careful! Don't panic!
OK!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
OK!
Ah!
I knew it! This is where it gets bitter!
How is it? Are you confident now?
It's getting better.
It's getting better?
I'll ask the detective to help me think of a way to raise my mental state.
I asked your dad and he said you like grapes.
Yes.
You love them?
Yes.
Here it is.
It's from New Zealand.
It's called Violet King.
It's 9,000 yen.
If you clear it, you can have it.
You can eat it.
Can we really do it with this strategy?
You can do it.
You want to eat grapes.
You're going to be far away!
Is there anyone who can do this?
Let's ask people in the park.
Yes.
Excuse me.
If you don't mind...
Oh, thank you for calling me.
Excuse me.
I know only one person.
One person?
Yes.
There is one.
What?
She is a child of a local soccer team.
A child?!
That's right.
A girl.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your time, mom.
By the way, Riko-chan, how old are you?
Three.
Three?!
You're the same age!
You're fast.
This is easy, right?
[PH] Yeah.
Come closer.
This time...
Wow...
Did you see that?
Did you see that, Iwa?
If you have any tips, could you tell me?
Go ahead and ask.
Um, balancing with your hands and going slowly like this.
Like spreading your arms?
Like balancing with your hands and going slowly with your feet?
Yes.
Calm down and relax.
Okay, that's 40.
Use your hands. Use your hands for balancing.
Yeah.
Pshh. It's okay.
[PH] You can do it!
Wow! You can do it! You can do it!
I can do it!
Ah, but you did it pretty well! You did it pretty well!
I feel like I can do it.
Good luck.
Answer me!
Next one. Spread your arms.
Ouch!
Next one.
Spread your arms.
Good.
Spread your arms.
Spread your arms. It's more stable.
I'm Okui sensei of M.A.T. Okui Action Academy!
Please!
Yes!
[PH] Oh, it's sticky.
Oh!
How is it?
Thank you.
I wanted you to say something.
He's always helping out at the night school club.
The important thing is to look ahead and walk forward.
Is it better to look ahead than to walk forward?
Yes.
One more thing is that you can walk forward because you can feel that you have raised your legs for a long time.
I think it's easier to balance.
Shhh!
High-five!
Are you working hard seriously?
I feel my child's growth when I work hard.
Your face changed since the lesson.
Your face changed from serious adult to manly.
OK. Let's take a break.
OK. Break!
Okay, break. Maybe your body is a little weak.
Would you like to work out your abs?
Eh? You're going to work out my abs like this?
No, I'm going to work out your body.
Let's go.
One, two, three, four, five.
One, lower it.
Two, three.
This part is a bit scary.
When you say scary, you mean when you're pulling yourself back.
Look forward. Don't raise your legs too high. Raise your hands.
Hang in there!
Let's go!
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't raise your legs too high. Good!
Alright, you did it.
Good. Use your hands.
Good. Good. Good.
Alright, let's go!
Use your hands! You can do it!
Be confident. You can do it.
Concentrate.
Nice.
Use both arms.
You already did it.
You can do it!
OK, forward, forward!
Arms, arms, arms!
OK, OK, forward, forward!
Good!
OK, OK!
Clear, clear!
You can do it! Arms, slowly!
Balance and slowly!
Arms, slowly!
You can do it!
Balance and slowly!
Arms, slowly!
Arms!
Come on!
I'm happy.
I'm tired.
You're tired.
You did your best.
How happy are you?
Very, very, very happy.
Happy?
Will you do it again when you come here again?
I don't know.
You cleared the test.
How about you, Komu?
I never felt weak or nervous.
I think her strong heart led to her success.
I was very impressed.
There was a grape in the video.
She cleared it and gave it to the teacher.
If you calculate that grape, it will be about 300 yen per grain.
So you should eat one grain every morning with care.
That's cute.
Eat one grain at a time.
[PH] The last request.
Let's go to the last request for today.
Yes, thank you.
Finally, we have a request from Sesshu Kato, a first year middle school student in Mie Prefecture.
My favorite grandpa turned 90 days ago.
When I ask him what he wants for his birthday present, he says,
he doesn't want anything.
Grandpa is very well, but I don't know how much time he will be with me.
Thinking about it makes me scared, so I go under my grandfather's blanket.
My grandfather has a place he wants to go.
It is a waterhole.
Last year, we tried to go there together, but there were many steep hills and we couldn't get there.
I think he will be happy if we can take you to the waterhole for your birthday.
But I can't go alone, so detective, please help me.
It's a water hole.
Water hole...
Do you know of it?
I can't think of it.
It's designated as a natural monument in Mie Prefecture.
It's called a water hole for a ritual.
It's like a hole in a mountain entrance.
It's where water is placed.
I've brought it with me. Please take a look.
Hello!
Seriously?
Oh, it's gone.
It says grandpa.
Grandpa's favorite contact.
Yes.
Are you worried about your grandpa's birthday present?
Well, yes.
Did you give him something else?
I gave him something.
What did you give him?
Something...
Is it simple?
Like this...
You are a good boy.
Yes.
I like you so much.
Yes.
I like you!
Grandpa Sesshu, I like you.
My treasure grandpa.
Always nice grandpa.
I have more.
I love you grandpa.
Grandpa?
Grandpa is answering.
I have more.
This is grandpa's grandpa.
I like to say that I don't want to put it in my eyes.
But I'm graduating from elementary school, so no matter how big my grandfather's eyes are, I can't put it in.
Well, even if my grandfather likes Sesshi, it's enough to convey it.
What did your grandfather do originally?
I'm a teacher in elementary school.
Oh, you're a teacher, so you taught children who didn't know.
Studying too.
My mom worked all the time, and even when she went home, she always lived with my grandparents,
so my grandpa worked for me every day.
He's like a person I respect or aim for.
Oh...
When you were a teenager, when you were ten years old...
Yes.
When you were in fifth grade...
Good morning, grandpa. I dive into your bed every morning. I love the smell. I hug you tight.
At night, you get tired. You are 88 years old. You go to bed earlier than me.
I dive into my grandfather's bed every night.
I hug him harder than in the morning.
When I grow up, my grandfather is no longer there.
Just thinking about it before going to bed makes me cry.
But the next morning, I dive into my grandfather's bed and I feel happy again.
What does it feel like to think that you will disappear?
Like every day, when I live with my grandfather in this house,
I wonder what will happen to me if my grandfather is not there.
I often watch it on TV.
I was surprised to think it was a stone with a cross.
I love you, Chesshu.
I love you, too.
Loving waterhole in Shurei.
There is a mountain called Shurei.
There is a hole in the repair of that mountain.
We three white people will go there.
We are climbing up the waterhole.
We will go forward from here, right?
From this bend.
Where was it?
I'll go in my grandpa's style.
I think there are chopsticks.
There it is!
Chopsticks!
Here it is!
It's shaking.
It's shaking, but it's okay.
Really?
[PH] Oh, no.
[PH] OK!
Can I?
Yes, yes, yes.
Last time we stopped halfway and came back because we couldn't go any further.
There's only one thing left.
Be careful, grandpa.
Are you okay?
Oh, it says something.
There it is.
The sign came up.
It says 350 meters ahead.
It's almost there.
It's a great climb.
Are we going?
It's pretty steep.
Shall we go and see?
Yes.
What's wrong?
What?
There is!
Really?
It's tough.
It's tough for us too.
You can tell by this sweat.
Sweat answers too.
No, it's different.
From what we've been through.
Sesshuu-kun and the detective said...
I say, but I peek into the middle of the horror and it's over.
You mean grandpa won't go?
Yeah, grandpa won't go. Apira won't go either.
I want to go to grandpa.
You say grandpa won't go, right?
No, but depending on how you do it, it's hard to carry grandpa up.
Please wait a minute.
You're making a fuss over a small amount of money.
No, no, I'm sorry.
You're so stingy.
[PH] Welcome.
It's firewood.
Firewood.
I'll eat my lunch.
Welcome.
Thank you for the meal.
Is it good?
It's really good.
But, Grandma, I have something I need to tell you at a time like this.
What is it?
You've been nice to me, haven't you?
I want you to practice the art of standing with your grandfather's legs and about three legs.
I thought so. It's a good opportunity. I thought I'd say it.
How about omelet?
It's delicious. The egg is good and the rice is good, too.
Please eat it with omelet.
Wow, it's coming.
Is it this much?
Thank you.
It's hot... and I'm cold...
Sorry, sorry.
Here we go.
Oh, we're finally here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We can cut the rope here.
Oh, house.
We don't have water.
We're here!
We did it!
We're here!
Goal!
Wow!
We did it!
It's dark.
Are you okay?
It feels good.
I'll turn off five lights.
Zoom!
Look at the back!
It's pitch black!
I'm wearing my glasses today.
Oh, it's dark.
It's dark.
I can't see anything.
That's right.
This is the real darkness.
Good job.
How was it?
It was good.
It's cold.
I have something to say to you, Grandpa.
Why did you want to come to this waterhole?
What is a dark-eyed whale?
How was it, dark-eyed whale?
I don't know if I'm closing my eyes or opening them.
You don't know.
It was scary.
Was it scary?
It was scary.
The life from now on.
There are times like dark waterflowers.
There are also times of bright happiness.
I'm going to cry.
Someday.
I'm dying.
I'm dying someday.
But, beyond that darkness, beyond that, there is this beautiful world.
So when this water hole comes in the dark, I want you to remember and have a strong power and heart to move forward towards this bright future.
I wanted to come to this waterhole with that in mind.
Be a strong child who has a strong heart and overcomes darkness.
Thank you for the big present today.
Even if you don't exist anymore, I'll move forward as I did yesterday.
[PH] I understand.
[PH] Thank you.
I'm also a grandpa kid and I know how you feel.
I think you can leave this video in your heart forever.
If you really didn't think about contactless communication, probably there were many words that wouldn't come out, so it was also a part that made me study a lot.
It was really wonderful.
Contactless communication grandpa, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
It was great, wasn't it?
It was really great.
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