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Shiku o odori tsuzuketeru Omae o tsutamaete michuu ni Kantei Night Soup is a single hot song! Menthiinigu hot song is, Singin' Hot Song!
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
I, Katsura Nioh, am the director of the detective night scoop,
which puts sharp eyes in a modern society that has been firmly established and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and questions!
And I'm Masuda Saori, the editor.
At this detective station, we will answer the requests of viewers of TV.
We will immediately dispatch experts and get to the bottom of the case.
And today's panel is led by Mr. Hiroshi Mazuka.
And now, our first panel.
Let's start with a request from a 33-year-old company employee who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
It's sudden, but I once ran away at night with my family.
When I was in elementary school, I lived in a house in Hyogo Prefecture.
My parents' business didn't go well, and one day I had to leave the house to leave it.
After that, their parents divorced and their family fell apart.
Since then, they thought their house would be destroyed and would no longer exist in the world.
Yet, their house was still there.
The other day, I was curious and looked at Google Maps' street view,
and there was a Japanese house that I had seen as a child.
As if time had stopped, I was unchanged, and happy memories of the time came back at once.
Family's laughing table, playing in the garden, and the day when I had to run away from that house.
With surprise, a wish was born in my heart.
I want to enter that house again.
But now another family may be living there.
Would you like me to follow you?"
Madoka Komomo, have you ever run away at night?
I haven't run away at night, but there are times when I'm alone.
Even now, I still want to go see you sometimes.
Ah, there is.
Please have a look at whether or not they were able to enter the happy house.
Well, here is the client, Mr. Miyoshi.
Thank you for having me, I'm Mr. Miyoshi.
I'm embarrassed.
No, you don't have to be.
I'm embarrassed.
But we don't have that valuable experience of running away from home.
One day, my father suddenly said,
I'm sorry, but we're going to run away from home in a month.
You have a declaration.
I do.
If we bring a lot of things on the day of the runaway, people around us will find out,
so I send them to the table tennis club little by little.
It's like my parents were ready for the runaway.
So you planned to run away at night.
I told my friends not to tell anyone, but they told me.
It was hard for me for a month.
I played every day and some of my friends came to my house after school.
But I couldn't tell them because I didn't know what to say.
It was really sad.
Where did you send your parents first?
My mother's family was from Nagano Prefecture.
You sent only the necessary luggage.
Not running away at night, but at lunchtime and evening,
we pretended like we were going out for dinner.
We ran away at night.
What about school?
After we ran away at night, my parents called school and asked them to do something.
So the principal and teachers were very angry.
Is that so?
We ran away at school a week later.
That's fast!
There was a part where we lived in comfort, but the walls were thin and we could hear people talking in the next room.
There was no table, so we put cardboard boxes together and ate on them.
It's hard for me to live while thinking that life has suddenly changed.
This is Hiroshi's style.
I thought there was a familiar place on the Internet.
Oh, there's a different one.
Wait a minute.
This is it.
It hasn't changed at all.
It's still the same.
I lived there for about three years and played in the garden.
I had a dog, a fancy one called Camaria King Charles Spaniel.
It was a dog that was bought by a thief.
I was very happy when I was a child, so I want to go back to that happy space.
I don't know if it's human instinct, but my body is growing.
I've been left here with my soul and soul card.
I couldn't smile when I was in elementary school.
Now I have two children and I'm married.
I'm getting back to that little by little.
When I was in elementary school and middle school, I don't remember laughing.
When I graduated from middle school, my parents said,
My parents got old enough, so my brother told me to move out.
Your brother is a little older than you.
I stayed in Kansai because I wanted to live by myself.
My salary was only earned by part-time jobs, so I graduated from junior high school and worked immediately.
I couldn't go to high school for a year because I didn't have enough money.
I worked part-time and lived with my brother.
I worked part-time and went to school.
Well,
Miyoshi is here.
I'm finally here.
It's not a house of my heart, but it's really heavy.
Which way is the front?
It changes from here.
Oh, I see.
That's right. If you go straight on this road and turn right a little, you will finally arrive at the house you were living in.
I know. I know. I know everything about the road.
Here it is. Go straight.
Suddenly, I'm a little nervous.
I made it. I made it. I made it.
It's hot.
Wait a minute.
I heard that Mr. Kadotani is living here.
Mr. Kadotani...
But... But...
What should I say first?
I should...
I should say this in front of the camera, but...
I'm sorry for the sudden apology.
Oh, no, no. I'm sorry.
This is not an open-air house, but a house with a tree or something.
What would you like to do if you could let me in the house for a while in the park?
I want you to see the living room where we ate together as a family, or see the room where you had your own at that time.
There is a wine hidden behind the ceiling of my brother's room.
Oh!
This is a wine from 23 years ago.
When I was growing up, my mom and I drank the same wine.
I wanted to drink that wine with my mother.
I have many reasons for that.
I wanted to drink wine with my mother.
I'm older than my mother, and I think so.
What about your father?
I got divorced last year.
Oh, your mom...
Before I got divorced, I went to visit my 8th husband.
Wait a second.
My mom divorced me once before I was born.
Then she remarried with my dad and I was born.
She divorced my dad when I was 5.
And then she divorced me 5 more times.
Your mom is so active!
She's so smart!
This time, I'm going to give you a bad grade.
If my mom was here, I wouldn't be here.
And I wouldn't have a child.
I can't completely blame her.
But I'm grateful for her.
So you want to drink with her?
I'm serious about it.
Can you say that?
I can say it because...
Can you say that?
I'm talking about it with my neighbor.
First, you go up and talk to the people around you.
Yes.
Oh, there's a car!
Oh, there's no car.
They're coming back.
Let's go.
Excuse me. May I?
Excuse me.
I'm Miyoshi Toshie.
I'm actually from Naito Scoop...
I'm Detective Ishida. Nice to meet you.
I'm always happy to help.
Thank you.
I lived in this house in Shinjuku.
I was once brought in by Mr. Miyoshi.
I know him.
Nobody lives here after you, and I heard that you were doing co-op for a while.
I actually ran away from this house.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for not being able to help you.
If it's possible, I'd like you to come and see my house.
I haven't come yet.
I have a dog.
I also have a dog.
Oh, you do?
I have a Cavalier.
This is a pug.
Hello.
It smells like happiness.
This is the bathroom.
Hello.
What is this?
This is the future of wanting to go back to the house you used to live in.
It's a cute dog.
Hello.
It's so small.
It's so empty inside.
It's exactly the same as it was back in the day.
Yes, it's the same.
The windows in the garden are still the same.
The house is still the same.
It's so nostalgic.
Yes.
There are so many places like this.
I'm so happy that such a nice person lives here.
We're such a nice family.
I'm so relieved.
Relieved?
I was hoping you'd show me your room.
Thank you.
I didn't know you were such a nosy old man.
This is my room.
This is my older brother's room.
Is this your older brother's room?
My father and mother lived here.
My room was here.
The window was like this.
The sun comes in when you open the window.
It's dark in here.
I feel like my emotions are being restored.
I feel like I'm back.
No, of course you do.
I'm glad I came back to my own house.
I'm glad I had such a terrible experience.
Remember all kinds of things.
I'm glad I came back to my own house.
It's been a while.
Who's the head?
It was the other side of the head.
How many years has it been?
It's been years.
Thank you for this trip.
Did you get it?
It's a little creepy.
I'm glad you're happy.
Wow, it's amazing!
I have one big favor to ask you.
Huh? To me?
I'd like to put you in a bone cell.
Oh, it's okay.
Because only my throat is already full of my son's blood.
It's no use refusing you now.
I'm glad to hear that...
Oh, hello. It's been a while.
It's been a while.
Oh, nice to meet you!
Oh, hello!
Hello, I'm a detective Ishida.
Oh, hello! I'm Marilyn.
Who's Marilyn?!
You know...
You know, like a bird flying around and getting lost.
Yes, your family has also come.
I hope you remember that friend of yours.
We have prepared a cafeteria for you.
Here you go.
Oh, there's a lot of holes, a lot of holes.
When your mother comes here later...
Mother!
Hello.
She's greeting you.
Excuse me.
Mother, please come up.
It's been a while.
Is this your mother?
I'm old, so I'm very old, but I'm sorry.
No, no, Marilyn, right?
Yes, Marilyn.
The phone's Marilyn.
I thought I wouldn't come back for the rest of my life, so I called you.
Is this scenery so good outside?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Hello.
You're a little older.
You're not even like your grandchildren.
That's right.
It's your first time, right?
Yes.
What is that?
When I saw the cadarilla, I was reminded of something extra.
I thought so, too.
When you decided to do night business, how did you feel?
I don't remember at all.
Really.
Yes, then, ma'am, please let the song flow in the water as it has been so far.
Even with this, I hope you'll look forward and stay healthy.
Thank you.
From Graffham City, I'm Mizuno.
This tastes like my mother's cooking.
It's like gasoline.
Gasoline!
Sakura!
I'm sorry.
I understand what happened now.
I don't know.
But I like it.
Thank you very much.
Great!
There are only tough people there.
Yes.
Usually, they say sorry a little.
Yes.
That's good.
There is something more surprising.
What?
On March 14th, on-air...
Yes.
The Magic the Gathering...
Yes.
The card in which Detective Neo was alive...
Yes.
There...
There, too, they played a game and gave cards...
Yes.
Actually, that man is Mr. Miyoshi's older brother.
What?!
He's older than you?!
What?!
You're older than me?!
The president himself?
Yes.
What?
That's what he said.
Isn't it a miracle?
Isn't it too miraculous?
He's been running away twice since then.
That's terrible!
That's a shock!
If my brother happens to ask me for a scoop, I'll tell him I'm doing it myself.
I'm now supporting him on Naito Scoop's official YouTube channel.
Let's go to the next question.
Okay.
Next, I have a request from a company employee, Takuma Kaneko, who lives in Tokyo.
I've been in love with milk tea for more than 20 years now.
After I came to Shiga Prefecture for college admissions, I got even more in love with it.
I drink 900 ml of milk tea in a paper bag every day,
I wash, clean, fold and store paper bags, and continue to do so for ten years.
I have 830 of them stored in my home alone.
That is because I have a secret dream.
That is to make a ship with my favorite milk tea paper bag,
While enjoying the beautiful scenery of my hometown, Shiga Prefecture, I will cross this river with love.
Furthermore, I will be cohabiting with her from June of this year, and she told me not to bring her to my new home.
Yes, it's only now.
However, I have no knowledge of shipbuilding at all, only passion and love for milk tea.
So, detective, please.
Would you like to build a ship with me,
board it together, and aim for the opposite shore of Biwako?
Thank you very much.
The fee is too high.
I wonder why.
This one.
We bought 830 of them.
Are they ships?
Well, somehow, I have an image of playing in this water, but even so, I'm a god.
If you like this paper bag and don't fold it properly, you can understand up to this point.
It's like you want to make it into a toy.
And you can ride it.
That feeling is amazing.
Thank you.
I'm the detective, Nagami.
I'm Kaneko.
Kaneko-san, nice to meet you.
It's nicely stored.
I've been putting it in a lot of bottles.
I went to college in 2016.
You've been doing this lately.
I've been doing this around the kitchen.
You've been working hard.
I've been storing milk tea for nine years and trying to cross the port.
This is the port and this is where I run.
I'm trying to cross this sand-fixed area.
Oh, here.
1.4 kilometers. I feel like I can get there if it's here.
You chose a realistic place for me.
Thank you.
I hope it will be a dream come true.
We're in Biwako now.
It's far.
It's more than we expected.
That's the goal.
It's far.
Biwako is huge.
How's the wind? Is it always like this?
It's stronger.
It's stronger?
The wind is blowing.
It's blowing?
It's said that, in this season, wind from Hiezan falls down from Miyako.
Ah, so we have to get off...
We have to make a proper ship that's too big.
I'm calling an expert.
Hello.
I'm Kazuichi, a high-tech DIY YouTuber.
I'm thinking of making a ship with paper bags.
Have you done it before?
I have.
There's a little island and I was thinking of going around it,
but I failed because of the strong wind.
You failed?
I was down today.
You were down?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
There are two points when building a ship.
Two.
It's buoyancy and durability.
Buoyancy and durability.
Yes.
It's a model.
The blue part is buoyancy and the red part is durability.
Durability.
First, spread it out and put it back in its original shape like this.
Bend it here.
Yes.
Use tape to seal it tightly.
Like a buoyancy ring.
That's right.
The air won't escape.
If you let it down, the air will gradually escape.
I see.
So, while you're moving forward, it's gradually sinking like this.
This red part is where people sit.
A durable pack.
Pack.
You put in three of them like this.
You fold it up and put it in.
By putting three paper packs vertically like this,
you can push it in a vertical direction.
Oh.
It's hard.
Please touch it.
Oh, it's true. It's pretty hard.
You called a helper, didn't you?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
This is my mother.
Oh, mother!
Classmate.
She's over there.
Oh, you told me, Ms. Amuro.
You know her, right?
Yes, I know her.
Right?
She's the one who pays the rent for this paper bag.
That's right.
She's the one who pays the rent for this, right?
It's the first time I've met my family and my mother.
Today?
Isn't it today?
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Does it float?
Yes, it does.
I'm sure it floats.
Let's make it.
You put it here and put it up here and put it up here.
It's really cute.
It's cute just with the first word.
It's cute.
It's a little painful, isn't it?
My legs are shaking.
I'm sorry.
I'm begging you.
Arrange them on a stick like this.
Then, connect them on a stick like this and make a board.
I'm making one now.
I'm sorry.
All right.
It's done!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
It's done!
I could make it as I imagined.
As you imagined ?
Yes.
I'm glad.
Thank you very much.
Really.
You can never do it alone.
I can finally start.
You have to cross it.
Ah, it may be quite heavy.
Please float.
I really want you to float.
I'll check the course again.
We will head for Moriyama Fishing Harbor on the east side of the Pacific Ocean
about 2 km from here
in Katata Fishing Harbor
on the west side of the port.
First of all, let me float!
First of all...
I'll get off and...
It's heavy!
And I'll do it here.
Thank you!
Let me float!
Thank you!
Shall we take it off?
One, two...
It's floating!
It's like a ship!
Here I go!
It's floating!
Wow!
It's stable!
It's floating!
It's very stable
Go
Thank you
Let's go
Go for it
It's a boat
Great
It's fun
Right, left, right.
This is still the harbor.
Not yet.
Anyway, it's the harbor.
Let's get out of the harbor!
I'm here to cheer you on!
Thank you!
Go for it!
All right! We're getting out of the harbor!
The waves...
It's totally different from the port.
Wow, it's up and down.
Right, left, right, left.
Yes!
Jeez...
I can't do it at all...
I'm losing to a beer bottle!
I can't hold it!
Left, right...
Oh, it's there!
I'm almost drawing with my hands!
This is...
The Rikika style of art!
Yes!
Wow, it's solid!
It's there!
Nagami-san!
Nagami! Nagami!
Kariko!
Please get up!
I can't do it!
Thank goodness!
I was so happy!
I did it!
I feel like my blood is coming out.
It's fast.
Oh, no. I'm getting tired.
My shoulders are full of blood.
Shall we take a break?
Okay.
Nanami, do you have about six?
What?
Now?
Yes. You said it with your friend.
Thirty-five.
You look young.
I don't feel anything now.
I don't feel anything when you say thank you.
Oh, half!
It's good!
I'm going to get drunk.
I feel sick.
My arms are full of water.
If you stay still, you'll get cold.
Is your body temperature okay?
I'm okay.
Let's go.
Let's go to Hogwarts.
Okay.
Let's go.
Is this the right place?
Where are you right now?
Huh?
I'm confused.
That's amazing.
It's impossible.
How was your first impression of me?
I was happy.
Happy?
Yes. I was happy that you prepared this party for me and I was happy that you supported me and my family.
You cooperated with me a lot.
I'm really grateful.
I'll sing!
I didn't think you'd say that.
I really didn't.
A little more.
No way!
It's a roadie!
They're waiting for you!
I did it!
I made it!
Alright, alright!
I made it!
I did it!
I did it, Kaneko!
Everyone, thank you so much!
I'm going in.
My arms are stuck.
My arms can't go up anymore.
Yes, you were able to do an all-round performance.
All-round.
What is a birako?
I thought it would be calm and quiet, but it's a little adventure story.
Among the entertainers who fall down, you are the slowest.
I'm an entertainer, but I don't want to fall down.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is...
I have a request from Ayaka Suzuki, 28 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
Could you please do some research while you are out in the city?
I came to Tokyo from Osaka.
Actually, I had a quarrel with my husband from Tokyo about something about Kansai's old ladies.
When I said that Kansai ladies would beat you up if you praised them,
my husband said that it made no sense for me to beat up someone who had already been praised.
Even though I said that it was natural in Kansai, my husband did not believe me at all.
So, I ask you, the detective bureau.
Since you want to show off to your husband,
could you investigate if there is such a woman in Kansai?
As a hope, I want you to investigate a detective who is friendly to old ladies and is likely to be beaten.
Thank you for your request.
Well, for now, I have a name, so don't tell me, okay?
It's famous, so it's popular.
How about you, Komo, an old lady from Kansai?
I also do a lot of TV programs, but I've been beaten up many times.
I always watch them.
Yes, you're right.
I came to the shopping street in Amagasaki.
Today, I was beaten up by so many old ladies.
But I'm not good at making compliments.
I'm really a bad comedian.
What did you say?
Ah!
Ah, grandma!
Who are you?
I'm done for!
Give me a hug!
You look healthy.
I'm 85 years old.
You're kidding!
I'm 85 years old.
You're 70 years old!
Thank you.
You're 73 years old.
I'm 83 years old.
You're lying!
I was born in 1915.
You're lying!
It's full of wrinkles.
70s.
Thank you, it's already 70s.
70s.
70s, thank you.
70s.
Thank you, you know.
Thank you.
I'm going now.
You carry it.
I'm going too.
She was holding my hand like I was about to get beaten up.
Seals.
Where did you get them?
From the ocean.
You must be very rich.
I'm happy you said that.
You're kidding!
Really!
Take off your mask.
Look!
You were young and you'd definitely do well.
Really? I'm so happy!
Your mask is really...
At the night scoop,
Oh, I see.
you'll see how much you'll get praised for.
Okay, okay, okay.
Like this, right?
You have a kind personality.
Personality?
Yes, you're a good actor.
Worth it.
I'm going to do it.
Not only beautiful, but also old.
No, you are young.
Young.
You are young.
You are the same age as me.
You are older than me.
You are wearing a hat.
Isn't it too much?
It's not too much.
Thank you.
You are not wearing makeup.
I did it beautifully.
If you stop it...
The lady in Osaka says, hit you.
I did it. I hit you earlier.
Why?
I'm happy.
You're happy.
I hit you with my hand.
With your hand?
Yes, it's embarrassing.
You're a refined lady.
I don't have refined words.
What are you saying, Kaoru Yachigusa?
I'm getting sleepy.
I'll eat you up.
This is a radio show, isn't it?
Hey, miss! Miss!
Miss! I mean, miss!
It's a woman.
Hey, hey, hey!
What? No way!
No way!
No!
Hey, hey!
No way!
It's a woman!
How's that?
It's a woman.
Miss, can you go?
What's wrong with you?
When you were young, you looked like A.S. Haruka, didn't you?
Why?
Hey, you're saying too much.
If you praise her, does she hit you back?
Yes, she did.
Why does she hit you back?
Why?
I said it unconsciously.
Really?
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
Show me your number.
Oh, that one.
Everyone, you're in your 80s.
80s!
84.
85 here.
85?!
I can see it.
You can see it?
No, no.
I can see you.
I'm sure you'll be popular.
I'm sure you'll be...
I knew it! You'll be popular!
I'm happy.
With a cute dog like you!
No, no. I'm happy.
I'm happy even if you're lying.
If you praise me, why do you hit me?
That's a Osaka greeting.
What is it?
Oh, the big shot's greeting is...
Yeah.
If you praise me, I'll hit you.
Right?
I know one thing.
If you turn your back, I'll hit you.
I know this one.
So cute!
No, no, I'm embarrassed!
I'm embarrassed!
You're cute, but you're so kind.
Sorry, I'm not.
You hit it!
I hit it!
You hit it!
I sent a telegraph and it was too late.
My husband ate it up.
Wait a minute.
There's one like this around here.
He's sending a telegram.
A telegram?
It's coming.
I'm happy.
Master, it's been a while.
I often picked you up in the roundabout taxi.
I thought you would be late in the roundabout taxi.
I know you.
Thank you.
You stepped on the brake a lot, didn't you?
It's a collision, so it's not good.
It's not good at all.
It's like a spider web.
Is she your father's daughter?
Sorry!
Is she cute?
Hayase and Haruka look alike!
Can you stand up straight for a moment?
Just a little bit.
You are so cute!
Ilai said that if you praise her, she will beat you up.
She was beating you up.
I will beat you up more!
Why do you hit me?
Comment your love.
How was it, Komachi?
It was awesome!
I don't know why I hit people, but I feel good when I'm hit.
That's right.
If you don't have such a feeling, you can feel really good when you come to Osaka and get hit.
Osaka is a symbol of peace.
That's right.
Osaka was very moving.
I thought.
I'm sorry for the rain.
It's great.
Why did you lie like that?
You're saying such a crap!
Hey, what's up with you?
What's up with you?
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We will investigate the person who requested us.
Let's cheer up and move forward!
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