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It's time for "Night Scoop"!
A detective "Night Scoop" that puts sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and questions!
I am the chief of staff, Takeyama Takanori!
Thank you very much!
I am Masuda Saori, editor-in-chief of "Night Scoop"!
According to requests from viewers of TV, we immediately dispatch excellent detectives and pursue the truth!
And today's guest is Mr. Damon!
I'll eat again!
Thank you very much, sir!
Do you like this show?
No, I love it!
Yes!
I've been watching it for decades after recording it!
Oh, is that so?
I just came into the studio and got excited!
I didn't see you like that at all!
It's like this!
Oh, you're a little excited now, aren't you, sir?
Yes, yes, I've been grinning all the time!
A while ago, Detective Nagami went on location, and at one of your requests, your schedule just didn't fit.
I told you I'd go even if you made fun of me!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, and you're here in Komon today!
Yes, I'm happy!
Please enjoy "Night Scoop" and come back!
Yes, yes, I'll enjoy it!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Now, let's move on to today's first request!
Yes!
First of all, this request is from Miyuki Mominoki, who lives in Nagasaki Prefecture and is 51 years old.
"Please have my husband do baba nuki exercises."
"When my husband sees a joker's card, he can't stand it anymore."
"When he draws a joker from the person next to him,"
"his face suddenly becomes pale,"
"and he desperately laughs at the ceiling."
Oh, I see.
"When the joker disappears from his own hand,"
"he can't help but be happy."
"When he sees the face of the person who drew the joker,"
"he can't help but grin again."
"Even if he tries to come over, he shows his face," "and it's not funny at all because it's easy to find out where the joker is right now."
"He's a kind-hearted husband who doesn't lie," "but when he doesn't care about his wife," "he asks for special training so that he can become a demon while holding back his laughter."
Does His Excellency want to not care about his wife?
His Excellency?
Is "His Excellency" okay?
Well, I like Trump.
Really? Which members do you do it with?
I did it with a band member during a training camp.
Isn't it strange that Trump did it at the end of the century?
It's true. He did it with that member.
It's a great honor for a demon to face a joker.
That's right.
What's this?
Oh, hello!
Huh?
Hello!
Ikatsu, is the TV okay?
You've been on the show before.
Huh?
I've been on "Ko-neta" once.
You've been on it? Then the TV is fine, right?
Yes, it's fine.
"Ko-neta", right?
"I can't even say this."
That kind of story.
There was one, wasn't there?
Yes, there was.
I ate it.
What's next?
Corn.
Corn!
Corn.
Huh?
Corn.
Why "corn"?
Corn!
Corn.
What's wrong?
I'm so scared.
Corn.
I'm scared of bananas.
What's this? Not "corn", but "corn"?
Bananas?
Corn.
Are you that weak?
I'll definitely laugh.
People all over Japan will say that.
No, no, it's fine.
You're an "ikatsui" but "girano" style.
You don't like it, do you?
No.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lose, right?
Okay, I'll go first.
My finger got caught in it.
Oh, because of this accident.
I'm sorry, but the conditions are too good for me.
No matter what I do, the conditions are too good for me.
It got caught in a heavy machine.
Oh, really?
I was returning to the ship.
Oh, you didn't put it on the ship, did you?
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that, is it?
Don't worry, you can take it off.
You're going to take it off yourself?
Do you often do it together?
No, no.
As a family.
We're winning, aren't we?
Oh!
It's really decreasing!
This is a historical victory, isn't it?
Yes.
You can see it.
You can see the winning numbers, can't you?
Look!
Look! This is bad!
We can't catch up with this, can we?
Have you ever heard of it?
I haven't. I haven't.
I've only said a few lines.
It's okay.
You're cute.
The quality is good, isn't it?
Well, excuse me.
Well, how is it?
This is the perfect place for a baba nuki.
And...
Someone is here.
This is Anthony from Matenro.
Nice to meet you.
Actually, Anthony...
He is a poker master who has won many tournaments and fought against many people.
Speaking of poker...
Baba nuki.
No, no.
It's a completely different game.
When it comes to poker face, it's often filled with eye movements and facial expressions.
So I wear sunglasses and...
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
I see.
Yes, it's okay.
And...
Look over there.
There is a great room, isn't it?
There is a VIP room.
It's not moving.
It's moving.
What?
It's moving, isn't it?
Not only facial expressions, but also poker face.
He is a poker face human.
I didn't say anything good, but...
No, you didn't say anything good at all, and I was surprised.
You didn't say anything good at all, and I was surprised.
Mr. Kid, please.
Please.
You react, don't you?
When I'm out of breath, it leads to laughter or my own rhythm breaks down.
So I'm conscious of it and...
I'm out of breath in a state where I can't see the audience.
Oh, oh, oh...
Why?
Nothing is happening now.
Why?
Well, then...
If you laugh, you lose.
I prepared something like this.
It's a bit... well, it's already on my glasses, but it's a bit darker.
Doesn't it look too much like you?
It does.
It's Joe Shishido.
Oh, you're right, you're right.
It does look like you.
It's like a tuna.
Did you have a voice tape?
No, I didn't.
You didn't, did you? What are you talking about?
It's ugly.
Let's take it off.
It's ugly, so let's take it off.
It's strong.
It's extremely strong. What should we do?
Wait a minute.
Your surface strength is at its limit.
It's about to overflow.
The result is overflowing.
Not only you're not laughing,
even when you're holding it in,
everything you said is exposed.
When I do my makeup,
when I do my makeup,
there's a switch.
I see.
There's a switch.
That kind of makeup...
I see.
Then, can you do my makeup for me?
Can I?
Let's put in a switch that says you're not laughing.
Okay.
It's different in America.
Right now, it's about one-fourth to half.
It feels like it's going up, doesn't it?
What's more, there's an even stronger support.
Look at that cow.
Really?
What is this chaotic space?
Do you know?
Trumpman?
Yes, it's Mr. Trumpman and Ms. Koyume Dayu.
They're two white-collared people.
Is there a tip for not talking?
Oh, this is it.
This level.
You just don't talk.
There's no tip.
There's no technique.
By the way,
is there a way to make you feel better by putting on makeup?
Makeup?
Can you stop talking in such a simple way?
Look, you're popular because you're laughing.
You're popular because you're laughing.
Mr. Trumpman will hand out the trump.
Okay, "Don't Laugh, Babanugi".
Start!
Please!
Let's bring in the prosecutor general!
There's no such thing as that, Mr. Trump!
- Is it like that? - Yes.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You lose if you don't play.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You two are not the main characters.
Make me the main character.
Now, it's started.
Here is the joker.
This is his hand.
It's a pretty chaotic situation.
There are three guys in white.
If it's like this, Anthony is weird.
On the contrary.
"Why don't you put on makeup?"
Now, Anthony is also 100,000 years old.
Now, he won't show any movement.
Ah, I can't get a hold of it.
Damn it!
Let's go one-on-one with Mr. Trump Man.
It's too good it makes my heart ache.
From there, it's a parting road of fate.
I did it!
We won by a narrow margin!
We won!
Finally!
It feels good.
Thank you very much.
It was fun.
How about you, Damon?
It was really fun.
It's fun to do Trump with him.
It's fun. It makes me laugh.
But when you think about it, he's a weird guy.
He's fun no matter where you look at him.
I'm in the same agency as Trumpman.
Oh, really?
I see.
He's actually an old man.
He's a nice guy.
Yes, he's a nice and kind old man.
Next, we have a request from Akemi Ohashi, who lives in Mie Prefecture and is a 58-year-old housewife.
I'm sorry to ask you this right away, but please help my daughter.
The pendant he gave me is entwined with a bundle and does not come off at all and is in a bad condition.
It seems to be an important item that he gave me as a gift when I was a student at the age of ten.
I'm trying to take it off, but it's getting more and more entwined when I look at it.
He seems to be saying that he hasn't put on a pendant lately and that awkward air is flowing.
I'm worried about my marriage, which I said I was conscious of recently, as it is.
My daughter is clumsy at work, but when the pendant comes off, she says she will propose to him in reverse.
As a mother, I would like to support my daughter and ask you for your cooperation in untangling the pendant.
Yes, it's a request for you to untangle the one that looks like a night scoop.
Actually, something unpleasant is happening.
Actually, we have another request.
Earlier, Mr. Masuda introduced you to Akemi Ohashi, who lives in Mie Prefecture, who is 58 years old.
Another request is from Miho Ohashi, who lives in Mie Prefecture, who is a 24-year-old company employee.
What?
My mother took out the pendant I was cherishing the other day and messed it up.
What?
This pendant is a precious thing that he, who has been dating for ten years, gave me as a present when I was in high school.
My mother is trying hard to undo it because she thought it was bad, but her hands are clumsy and it is getting closer and closer to being undone.
Please give my mother strict guidance until my precious pendant can be used again.
What?
Do you understand?
Is it okay to say that?
Mr. Miho Ohashi, who lives in Mie Prefecture, probably has a parent and child.
That's right.
One of them is a big liar.
They have a parent-child relationship now.
That's right.
That's bad.
So, first of all, undo the parent and child, and then undo the pendant.
It's a tough job.
It's been a while since I've done it.
It's tough.
Well, then.
Accessory suspense.
As human relationships are intertwined, so are accessories.
Who is lying?
Daughter or mother?
Someone will be caught today.
Daughter or mother?
Oh, is it that person?
Oh, mother!
Please come out just in time like that.
Please.
The request for this time is...
I want you to undo the pendant that my daughter has entangled.
That's because your daughter entangled it, right?
It wasn't properly closed.
Oh, I see. It's a big mistake.
That's right.
And if you get the pendant...
It's like you're proposing the other way around.
I'm a little worried. I see.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
I'm a detective Seya.
Thank you for having me.
Actually, we have a request from you two.
What is it?
First of all, it's your mother.
Oh, it's Naho's.
By the way, Ohashi Miho-san.
The other day, my mother took out the pendant I cherished and messed it up.
If you're really lying, please say your name!
It's you!
I'm sorry, you guys.
What?!
Why is Miho-san lying?!
The way you waited for me at home was weird, too!
It was a bad habit!
I was going to finish Okada-san's plan without Miho-san finding out about it.
Yes.
I don't like it.
"Back-propose"? What's that?
What?!
I didn't say that!
You didn't say it!
What?!
I'm sorry, but can you read something for me?
Hey!
You read too much!
I love it!
You love it too much!
It's fiction!
You can't read programs like that!
I'm sorry!
Hey, isn't this pendant tangled?!
If a straight pendant came out, I'd really lose my humanity!
Wow, wow, wow, it's true!
Wow, this is terrible!
Entanglement
It's true, it's entangled in a mess!
Yes
Ah, it seems like two things are entangled!
No, this and this is another necklace
This is a pinky ring
Eh, what about the dream?
Pinky ring
Eh, it's entangled in three things!
It's entangled in three things and all of them have become one!
It's reduced!
One
Eh!?
It might not be good for you, but you have no choice but to use it!
As a ring, it's still...
Why did you have three of these?
At the end of the year, I went to a drinking party or something like that
and I wanted to dress up a little
and I put them in my bag
Then you forgot about them!
I borrowed them around the end of December and they came out of my bag
and they shook and...
I forgot about them!
It's like this!
Is it true that you got them from your boyfriend?
It's true that I got them from my boyfriend!
When I was in high school, he asked me to sit next to him and...
Eh, I'm sorry! Are you dating him or not?
I'm dating him!
If you did that, I would have thrown them away!
I'm going to do it!
I'm not good with my hands at all, but...
Wow, wow, wow!
This part is really dangerous!
It's like...
The way the iron is entangled is wrong!
What is this?!
Hey, hey, hey!
It really looks like "Terminator"!
The middle part of "Terminator"!
It reminds me of "Terminator" all the time!
This is really dangerous!
This ring is really important!
How many times did you wear it?
How many days did you wear it without telling me?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Can you do it?
You can remove this part.
The ring.
Yes, the ring that looks like this.
Mom, did you remove it?
No, I didn't.
Why?
Did you really do it?
You should definitely remove it.
This part is really big.
I think I have a goal.
I think I can do it.
Depending on the mark...
Oh, I think...
I think I can remove it.
Wow, I did it!
But you removed it a lot.
I did it! I really did it!
I really did it!
This part of the terminator is too dangerous.
It's really hard, isn't it?
It's really hard.
Will it loosen up because of the heat?
Can I put it in?
Yes, you can.
Okay.
I feel like I can do it.
This part of the iron opens up a little.
I have this selfish image.
Okay, okay.
It's not loosened up a little.
I'll do it.
Okay, okay. While I'm at it...
It's hot.
It's hot!
But I feel like I can do it!
I feel like I can do it!
It's my chance! It's my chance!
Go, go, go!
It's hot!
I don't know. It feels good.
I think it's better when it's wet.
It's hot.
I'll put it in and tighten it up.
Shall we tighten it up?
I'll tighten it up.
I'm sorry, my memories.
I'll tighten it up.
I think it's good!
It's loosened up.
It's really loosened up!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
It's tightened up!
It's loosened up!
Wow, wow, wow!
It's loosened up!
Wow, wow!
It's loosened up!
It's really working! It's really working!
It's a big discovery!
It's loose! It's loose! It's really loose! It's really loose!
Ah, it's hard here. It's hard here.
It's hot.
Wow.
The way you eat it.
It's soft!
It's soft! It's soft!
It might be good! It might be good!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
The cold night is good for you.
It's cool.
You can slide better.
Detergent?
When you can't get your fingers off.
That's right.
With bubbles.
That's right.
A little.
That's good.
That's good. That's good.
I think it's getting bubbly.
It's getting bubbly.
I'm looking forward to this.
I hope it comes off smoothly.
Right?
It's soft! It's soft!
It's cool!
It looks good!
There it is!
Alright!
Alright, alright, alright.
Huh? It's back to the beginning.
It's back to the beginning.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? It's back to the beginning.
Eww! Eww! Eww!
Eww! Eww!
Huh?
What is this?
Was this the only one that was good?
It's back to the beginning!
It's not good, it's slippery.
Then you can't shake it!
You can't shake it.
Okay, okay.
You can twist it.
I guess we'll have to loosen it up.
It's hard!
Seriously, one by one...
Alright, I'm seriously going to concentrate.
Yes, please do.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Wow!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Wow, I'm happy!
It's coming a lot!
Hang in there!
Yes, it's falling apart, this piece of iron.
Oh, you can see it.
Hang in there!
Oh, I know how to do it.
Put it down and hang it up.
Wow!
Doesn't it look good?
I don't like being sent off so soon.
Right?
I want you to use up all of it.
Alright!
Mom!
Yes!
This is the last one!
Yes!
This is the last one with you!
We're almost done!
We've come this far!
I'm exhausted!
Alright!
We got it!
We've reached 1,000 subscribers!
Thank you so much!
To my boyfriend?
What are you going to do with your boyfriend from now on?
From now on...
I look forward to working with you.
I'm looking forward to hearing your words.
I'm waiting for you, my boyfriend!
Thank you!
Don't write a lie!
This time, it's a real lie!
Is this a provocation video?
Don't write a lie!
It took me more than three hours.
It was really hard.
The work was simple.
The staff prepared a huge enlargement loop for me.
My mother was sweating all the time and I felt like Dr. X.
She was sweating all the time and I felt like a giant.
Let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last request is from Kohei Ito, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 31-year-old company employee.
Is there anyone you can call a best friend?
I have three best friends.
The other day, when we were playing, I suddenly asked myself, "Where do you like about me?"
It was very embarrassing for me to ask myself where I like about me, but I couldn't help asking.
Then, when we were together, even when we were silent, we didn't feel awkward, and we got an answer like a veteran couple.
It was very embarrassing and I couldn't say anything, but I was very happy.
So please, can you investigate where your best friend likes about you and the people who go to your town?
Is there anyone you can call a best friend?
Is there anyone you can call a best friend in your world?
I think there is a concept, but if you ask me who my best friend is, who would it be?
For example, you all form a band, you form a band because you get along well, and you work together, right?
But among them, a best friend and a band are different, right?
Of course.
It's the same for band members, right?
So band members are like best friends before they form a band?
It's not necessarily like that, but...
Ah, it's not necessarily like that.
It's not necessarily like that, but we all think of the same goal and work together towards the same goal.
I think it's the same for you and me.
But as you become more professional and work together, the conversation changes.
I've said many things, but my best friend is me.
I can't think of one.
Asking your best friend what you like about them...
This is embarrassing, isn't it?
Mr. Sagami, your best friend is...
Yes, I do.
Why don't you ask him?
Well, first of all, I'd like to know how I feel.
I'm in the same season as him.
We went to the R-1 Grand Prix final last year.
Oh, hello?
Sorry, I was busy.
No, it's fine.
Oh, it's fine?
Well, where do you like me to be?
I like you.
You're funny.
Thank you!
I'm glad it's funny!
Oh, LINE is...
Oh, you're my best friend.
Are you worried about something?
LINE is here.
Are you busy now?
Just a little.
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes.
Do you have any best friends?
Yes.
Oh, you do?
How long have you been friends?
About 30 years.
Oh!
In middle school.
About middle school.
Oh!
You like this place, don't you, LINE?
Yes.
Do you like it here?
Yes, I do.
Would you like to check it out?
Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, hello? - Yes, hello. How are you?
- Yes, yes. How are you? - We're best friends, aren't we?
- Are you lost in thought? - No, I'm not lost in thought, but I'm thinking about it.
- Yes, yes. I think so, too.
- I'm thinking about what I like and where I like it.
As a leader of Kanao fans.
What do you respect about it?
When you ask your best friend what you like about him,
you know how he feels about it.
What do you think about it?
Well...
It's not like I don't like it.
Oh, you're a little worried about him.
Yes, I am.
He's embarrassed.
Oh, hello. Are you taking a walk?
I'll ask my mom what I don't like about him.
Do you have any best friends?
Best friends? Yes.
Oh, you do? Yes.
We're college friends.
Yes.
For about ten years.
Do you still keep in touch with him?
We do it every day.
Oh, every day!
Oh, hello, An-chan.
Yes?
What did you think of it?
Do you have any best friends?
Yes, I do.
Oh, you do?
How close are you?
I think we're middle school friends.
Oh!
We have the same hobbies, like survival games...
You're a man!
Yeah, and cars, too.
Hello?
Oh, hello?
You and I are best friends, aren't we?
No, we're not.
What?
We're middle school friends.
You said that four years ago, didn't you?
No, we're not.
I've known you for a long time, but...
You...
I'm a little embarrassed, but...
What do you like about me?
You're right.
Yeah.
You're right.
You really don't like me, do you?
Can I talk to you?
Yes.
Oh, you can? Thank you.
I'm sorry. How old are you?
I'm 12 years old.
You're 12 years old.
I'm in 6th grade.
You're in 6th grade?
We first played and got along, and that's when it all started.
Hello?
Sota?
Sota, we're best friends.
Huh?
We're best friends, but I think we're best friends, too.
Huh?
What do you want me to do for you?
Oh, you want me to do it for you?
Then tell me what you like about me.
You're kind and gentle.
Don't you care about what you like about yourself?
I do care about it a little bit.
You do care about it a little bit.
Let me give you a chance and ask you about it.
First of all, you're kind and reliable.
And you're easy to talk to.
Thank you.
You have a very good best friend.
It's my first time hearing it and I'm kind of nervous.
Me, too.
You're kind and nice.
We'll meet again tomorrow, right?
Yes, we'll meet again tomorrow.
I'm kind of nervous.
You're kind of nervous.
I'm kind of nervous.
Oh, it's Keiji!
Nice to meet you.
I'm Keiji from Umeda Cypher.
I'm Keiji, too.
You're rapping, right?
Yes, I am.
Yes.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
It's a night scoop.
Oh, wow!
Do you have any best friends?
Best friends?
Well...
How many of you think I'm your best friend?
Where do you think it is?
You think I'm your best friend?
That's right.
I want you to meet each other through rap.
I see.
I want you to meet each other through rap.
I want you to know each other through rap.
I want you to connect through rap.
Sorry, I'm busy.
What's up?
Where do you like about me?
Oh, thank you.
Well, you know the show "Detective Night Scoop"...
I've been reading a lot of stuff and I was wondering if I did it or not.
I was wondering if I did it or not.
Oh, when you were asked if you were his best friend...
Oh, yes, yes.
How did you feel when you asked him what you like about him in person?
I felt like I was about to cry for a second.
What kind of tears were those?
Well, you know...
We've been together for about 20 years and we've never had that kind of conversation, but...
Is that what you usually think of me?
I asked you about it, but I was reminded of what it means to be a best friend.
It's not a family, but it's someone who can or will worry about you a lot.
That's right.
When something happened.
No, what would you say if you were me?
Yes.
When you got the same call.
Ah.
I was wondering what you would say.
Yes.
I'm sorry, I'm busy, so I might hang up later.
Why? Why?
There must be something.
Ah.
I want you to calm down for a moment.
If you ask me where my favorite place is...
Now, we have news from Komon.
Yes.
To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the Earth's debut,
"The End of Season 1" will be held all over the country from April 12th.
Those who don't come will be cursed.
Prior to the tour, the EP version of "Kiss You Dead or Alive" was released on April 9th.
Those who don't buy it will be unhappy.
Komon, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
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