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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away SHUUMATSU dake no HIMITSU no HEYA HODOKETE A\ Nsecret room only for weekends CHIIKU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU You keep dancing with your cheek
YUME CHUU ni NAMERU no wa KONO TOKI dake to KISU SHITE In my dream, I only kiss this moment I'm holding you tighter than usual ITSUMO YORI TSUYOKU DAKISHIMETAMASU And I hold you tighter than ever
Based on requests from TV viewers, we will dispatch talented detectives to pursue the truth.
- Of course you haven't seen it before, have you? - No, I haven't.
- Did you watch it last night? - Of course I did.
- You don't watch it every week, do you? - No, I don't watch it every week.
- That's right. - That's right.
As for me, Mr. Higashiyama, you're relatively young and you're a senior in the entertainment world.
- Is that so? - Yes, that's right.
- Because you watched me on TV when you were young. - Is that so?
- That's right. - And it's your second time, isn't it? - In a way, it's the hardest for me to get involved with you.
- I have no choice but to say it in front of you. - Because it's your second time today, isn't it?
- Oh, I've met you before. - Oh, you've met me twice. - Oh, you've met me twice.
- Before, it was a show where you drank alcohol, so it's really my first time meeting you in white clothes. - It's my first time.
- It's really my first time. - That makes me the most nervous. - That makes me the most nervous.
- With that said, let's move on to today's first request. - Yes.
First of all, we have a request from Chikako Maekawa, who lives in Saitama Prefecture and is a 35-year-old company employee.
Good evening, Director Matsumoto.
It's about my younger daughter, Moeka.
The actor, Takashi Naito, loves her too much and is in trouble.
Police chief investigation underground police chief,
fake woman,
Every day I watch the police drama I made up,
I make a lot of noise and take pictures,
I put a handmade Naito keychain on my land cell and go to school.
The other day, I gave Naito a calendar with his picture on it for his birthday,
and he was so happy that he almost fainted.
Naito, who is 67 years old, is completely treated as an idol.
Her dream is to become a criminal in a police drama,
and want to be arrested by Naito, a police officer.
And she wants to stare at each other in the investigation room all the time.
It's noisy every day, so can you do something about it?
It's a super maniac's request.
- Because it's super happy. - Because it's super happy.
A woman in her teens is treated as an idol by Naito.
- Hiroshima-san, do you have anything in common with Naito? - Of course I do.
- What kind of person is he? - Well...
He's just like me. And he's a little taller than me.
- So we're pretty much in sync. - I don't know if it's because of his looks or maybe he's addicted to boy scouts,
- but did his dream come true? - Yes, it did.
Go ahead.
- I love Naito Takashi. - I love him. I love him so much.
From Johnny's, Naito-san.
- You like Naito-san? - Yes.
You don't have to say sorry so much.
I like someone else than Naito-san.
- By the way... - I like Kunimura Jun-san.
On my birthday, my sister, Moeka's aunt, made me a present.
- Take a video. - Yes, I'm taking a video.
What will come out?
Look!
- What is it? - It's a wonderful birthday!
- It's a famous song! - I want to do like this!
- Naito-san's calendar. - Naito-san's calendar!
- My sister, Utena-san, made it for me. - Show me!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Show me! - It's me!
- It's me!
Even when I'm watching a drama, I like Naito-san the most.
There's a line that Naito-san always says.
When I'm watching a drama, I say "yes" and we stand up together.
- Do you say it in a drama? - Yes, I do.
- The room is also amazing. - What is it?
- Is it a girl's room? - No.
- Is it an autograph? - No.
- Is it yours? - No, it's Mercari's.
Our autographs were sold for 50 yen.
We're calling our partners.
Please come in!
Hello.
I'm Jun Kunimura.
- I'm listening! - I'm listening to everything!
What? Mercari?
- Mr. Asaito Takashi is the winner! - Wow!
- Am I old? - Not at all.
- My mom is older than my daughter. - Oh, I see.
- She's 38 years old. - Take a video. - Yes, I'm taking a video.
- She's so cute. - What's in it? - I don't know. - Show me. - I don't know.
- This is amazing. - Yes.
- I'm happy regardless of anything. - Yes.
- She's happy about it. - Where are you today, Mercari?
- I'm playing in the park now. - What?
- Nearby. - Can you come with me?
- I can't just take a picture and fall down. - That's true.
- I can't believe it. - Mr. Asaito, you're back home.
This is amazing.
- Which one is the best? - This one.
- Which one? - This one.
- Nice to meet you. - You're so cool!
- How did you feel when you came in? - I was so surprised that my brain and heart were about to go somewhere.
- Where? - I think it's around Niigata.
- What are you talking about? - Geographically. - Geographically, right?
- Nice to meet you, Mr. Naito. I can't take it anymore. Just thinking about it is awesome.
- Where is Mr. Naito? - He's kind and cool.
- Is he different depending on the drama? - His tie color is also different.
- Yes, I've decided that. - How cute!
- I'm Akashika from Kaso Prefecture. - I heard you have a lot of things you want to do together.
- What do you want to do? - I have a lot of things I want to do.
- Tell me what you want to do. - I have a lot of things I want to do.
- Mr. Naito and going out. - Tent?
- Where do you want to go? - Kyoto is too far.
- It's far from Kaso Prefecture to Kyoto. - I want to be a criminal.
- You want to be investigated, don't you? - Yes.
- Then let me go on a date with you. - Will you be arrested instead of going on a date with me?
- You can't be a criminal. - It's not fair. I'm with you.
- Instead of that, you have to go to jail. - Mr. Naito, can you take me?
- You don't have to go. - Then I'll go.
- Well, we've moved places. - Hold hands.
- Hold hands? - How do you feel? Do you feel secure?
- I want to be secure. Do you have enthusiasm? - I enjoy it.
- It's very simple. - It's amazing.
- I love it. - I love it.
- Do you like studying? - I love studying.
- I can memorize kanji in Kaso Prefecture. - That's a fun way of studying.
- Is that so? - Here you go. - Thank you.
- Mr. Naito is very talented. - I can't write, so I'll bend over.
- I can do it. - Mr. Naito, thank you very much.
- Excuse me, but... - Yes, what is it?
- Could you hold hands with me? - Which hand should I hold?
If you hold your right hand, you can hold a pencil, and if you hold your left hand, you don't have to wash it.
- I don't have to wash it. - Wash it!
- If you wash it, it will disappear! - Which hand should I hold?
- Like this. - Oh, it's gone!
- You don't have to wash it. - You don't have to eat it.
- What's wrong? Are you selling food? - I'll eat it.
- Could you say "ah" for me? - Mr. Naito, one more thing.
- What's wrong? - Say "ah" for me!
- I'm a little nervous. - Which one do you want me to eat?
- I want you to eat a snack from the graveyard.
- Okay, say "ah" for me. - I don't know.
- There's a whale and a little fish. - Isn't it over there?
- Mom, what do you think about Dad? - Dad's not here.
- I'm enjoying it a lot. - He's single.
- Oh, I see. - That's right.
- Then maybe your mother sees you as her father. - Not at all.
- She doesn't know you're her father. - That's why she loves you so much.
- Her passion for you is warmer than fried chicken. - You're right.
- Can I eat it? - Oh, you look happy.
- I'm envious of you. - You have a nice smile.
- She was kind. - She loved me.
- What did you do in the end? - She took me in and hugged me.
I bought a place where you can make your dream come true.
It's an interrogation room.
- Wow! - Hello.
- Wow! - You look twice as cool.
- That's right. - Thank you.
- As a director... - I see.
You thought of it for me, didn't you?
- Please read the title. - Got it.
A double interrogation room.
- That's right. The detective... - The detective will read it for you.
The detective will read it for you.
And the detective who was carefully investigated will give a lecture.
And you will be handcuffed and hugged.
You're a detective!
And I will play the role of Takai Naito.
- And you'll fall in love with someone. - Yes!
- With Naito. - I'll fall in love with someone.
- And I'll hug you. - Yes.
Alright, I'll do my best.
Ready!
- Your name is... - Moeka Moeka, right?
Moeka Moeka.
That's right.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
Tell me the truth.
- You did it, didn't you? - I didn't do it.
Thank you! I'm embarrassed!
You can't do it!
You're cool.
I know how you feel, but...
Ready...
Eva...
Have you ever told your friends about someone you like?
- Yeah. - What did you say?
- Who are you talking about? - Shut up!
You don't know!
Maybe it's because you don't watch dramas.
- Do you watch dramas? - Yeah.
Don't you watch them too much?
- I only watch them for three hours a day. - What do you want me to do?!
Tell me the truth.
I watch them for about 12 hours.
Shut up!
And...
Your swimsuit.
Wear your swimsuit.
Don't do this again and don't study properly.
- I'm serious. - Don't do it. Go!
- Go! - Go!
Do you know it today?
No, I don't know it.
Are you listening to me?
Oh, no!
What is it?
It's Mr. Tanaka.
How do you feel now?
I feel the same as Mr. Knight.
He's so kind.
Yes.
He's been with me for such a long time.
Mr. Tanaka...
He's too quiet.
When he appeared...
It was like I was drinking with my eyes open.
It was very good.
And also...
To be honest...
He was funny.
He said "Can we die today?"
He was very mysterious.
He was alone in the park.
He was like "The wind is blowing again."
He felt the wind.
Next, we have a request from Yuka Nagahara, 24 years old, who lives in Kanagawa Prefecture.
In the current coronavirus situation, garbage and hand washing have become more common,
but my sister who lives with me can't garbage. It seems difficult to keep water in your mouth.
It's fun to garbage, but it's not good if you can't garbage due to sanitary reasons, so can you do something about it?
Yes, yes, it's true that it's difficult to teach.
That's right. If you notice it, you can do it.
Mr. Higashiyama, can you garbage?
I can garbage.
Yes, it is true.
Garbage is also one of them, but I can't do it.
I can do it, but I can't do it now.
I'll show you a video of whether you can garbage or not.
It's about garbage, right?
- What about you? - I can't do it.
The one who can't do it, your little sister, right?
You're the one who asked me to do it, right?
It's a shame we can't do it due to COVID-19.
You're right!
Isn't human beings the ones who have the worst stomachache in history?
Now, now!
Should we drink it?
Or should we just drink water?
We have to watch it from now on.
Well, first of all, as usual, you'll have a stomachache.
You're right.
It's heavy.
You drank it all.
Because I don't drink it. It's harmless.
When you come here, don't you drink it naturally?
Because you'll fall down.
You'll fall down.
I don't fall down.
You'll stop it.
That's right.
I should stop it.
You've been drinking it well.
What are you doing?
You've been drinking it well.
Let's do it.
Look at it.
It's big.
It's amazing.
It's heavy.
It's like a monster.
We were listening to it when we noticed it.
I don't know how to explain it.
Let's start training now.
I put a sink in the living room.
I can practice as much as I want here.
You can try hard things.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Why don't you say it?
Say it.
Say "garagara" a lot.
Garagara
Keep saying it.
Garagara
Keep saying it.
Gara gara
Garagara
You said it too much.
It came out too much.
Sorry.
I was about to laugh!
With this...
AD-san is going to go crazy!
Start!
Open your mouth.
Here I go.
If you can do it, you can do it.
I can do it. I really can do it.
Oh!
Did you do it?
Bully me!
It's very difficult to teach.
Is there anyone who can teach like that?
There is a YouTuber who teaches children how to bully.
Please teach me.
Please come and teach me.
I contacted you, but you are busy with work today.
I can't come?
Please watch YouTube videos of bullying.
If you like it, can you do it?
Are you on YouTube?
What do you mean?
If you can do it like that, it's okay.
You don't need it.
In the end, NIGHT SCOOP relies on YouTube.
But there is an expert.
Let's take a look at it.
Former nursery teacher.
Mocha.
Hello, I'm Mocha.
Today, I will introduce you to how to teach bullying easily.
Practice putting out what you have in your mouth.
When you put it out, you can't put it out.
Please show me your textbook and parents' textbook and then do it.
I asked you to show me your textbook and parents' textbook.
I will show you my textbook.
You can do this. Practice.
There is still a little more.
I think it's hard to practice because you're wet.
First, practice putting it out in the bathroom like this.
It's late!
Now, change into a good dress and practice in the bathroom.
I'm ready.
I won't drink it.
I won't drink it!
I'll put it out!
It's flying forward.
It's afraid of getting wet.
I'll put it out!
Yes!
When you can do this, practice "buku-buku-buku".
When you can do it, say "Yes, you did it! That's the right answer!"
If you can't do it, say "Oh, that was close! Let's do it again!"
But I'm good at "buku-buku".
Then let's do "buku-buku" once.
I'm good at "buku-buku".
Yes!
That's a good number of times!
Let's do it!
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
Yes!
You're really good!
I'm good!
Let's do the next step.
The next one is "gara-gara-udai".
You look up and say "gara-gara-udai".
The first thing you do is you look up and say "ahhh".
Ahhhhhh
It's like "ahh" of someone who can sing.
Ahhhhhh
It's like a singing competition.
What are you talking about?
Ahhhhhh
Don't worry about people around you.
It's none of our business. We'll go home.
It's none of our business.
People around you will know what you are doing.
Don't laugh!
You are already laughing in front of me.
Next step.
Put water in your mouth and don't swallow it.
Look up.
Then, practice opening your mouth.
Ahhhhhh
Like this.
Put water in your mouth and don't swallow it.
It's hard time for you.
But, wash your hands and gargle with water.
Let's do our best!
If you think like this,
See you!
Bye!
You don't have to sing.
Don't swallow it.
Put water in your mouth and look up.
Open your mouth.
Put water in your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Drink it.
Ahhhhhh
Did you drink it?
Ahhhhhh
Don't swallow it.
Breathe out.
Ahhh
Ahhhh
Don't put water in your mouth.
Breathe out.
Ahhhh
Nooooooooooooooooo!
You did it!
Good job!
What was different from before?
The part you stopped doesn't rise and fall.
Without limits, now you're at the goal…
I understand a lot.
You're already tired, over there.
Put your mouth in, look up, open your mouth and hold your breath.
I did it! I'm glad I'm dead.
I can do it! I can do it!
You did it! Go!
Decide!
[Humming]
She's humming all of a sudden.
[Humming]
You can do it. You can do it 120%.
[Humming]
Don't forget it now!
Do it longer next time!
Do it properly!
Don't forget it now! Go!
[Humming]
[Laughing]
You can do it!
Does everything that goes in your nose go in your nose?
It doesn't go in.
It doesn't go in. It doesn't go in.
My eyes hurt a little.
[Humming]
Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
[Humming]
Okay, okay!
Do it longer!
[Humming]
Yay! You did it!
And it didn't go in my nose.
See! You did it!
I did it as many times as I could.
My brain can't stop.
But you really did it!
Moka-chan, I like you!
Thank you!
You did it!
How was it, chief?
There are many kinds of YouTube videos.
I wanted the detective to instruct me more.
But somehow I feel like I'm on Fuji TV.
That's not true!
How was it, chief?
It's true that it's hard to teach.
It's natural for humans.
You did a good job, chief.
You did a good job!
After all, it's YouTube.
It's YouTube.
Is it hard to play YouTube?
It's hard!
Let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last request is from Tatsuro Uchiyama, who lives in Shizuoka Prefecture and is 70 years old.
This time, I have a request that I would like you to make your wishes come true 31 years ago.
I have four children.
The top three are daughters and the bottom three are sons.
The birth of the long-awaited boy had a great joy beyond this.
When my son was one year old, I planted a wooden tree about one meter in the garden as a memorial tree and filled its roots with whiskey.
It was my dream to dig out whiskey and drink it together when my son turned 20.
When my son turned 20, I thought of digging it out, but when I hurt the roots of the tree, I heard that the tree would wither and I still leave it as it is.
It's been 31 years since I planted it.
When I think about my father's whiskey bottle with roots wrapped around it, it's terrifying and I can't do anything about it.
My son is now 32 years old.
He got married last year and had a boy in May of this year.
At this timing, I would like to dig out the whiskey I planted 31 years ago.
I would like you to grant my dream.
What do you usually do?
No, I don't.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you today?
What are you talking about?
Hey, M12, please be cooperative.
You like drinking and hanging out, don't you?
Oh, I like my birthday wine.
Oh, you like it.
When did you decide to drink it?
Well...
Hey! We're cooperating!
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen? We've come all the way here to find out. Here's the video.
Mr. Uchiyama.
Oh, hello!
Hello! Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
You're a great man.
You have three children and two daughters.
That's right.
My son was finally born at the age of four.
When we were both men and turned twenty, we decided to have a drink together.
That's how we felt.
My eldest son is now 32 years old.
That's a long time.
Yes. We got married last year and our eldest son was born in May of this year.
My goodness!
This is where you planted the tree.
That's the tree.
- This one? - Yes.
What a magnificent tree!
It's called "mokoku".
Do you remember where you planted it?
Actually, I filmed it when I was growing up.
There's a video of me planting the tree.
Oh, really?
If you have a video, you can watch it in an instant.
Yuta is now one year old.
What Naomi has is whiskey.
- The whiskey you planted? - That's right.
- It's a 17-year-old Valentine's Day whiskey. - Valentine's Day?
That's right. It's Valentine's Day.
It's Valentine's Day.
- Is this your father? - Yes, it's me.
You're young!
- It's really Valentine's Day. - Yes, it is.
You wrap it in duct tape and put it in a white plastic bag.
- That's right. - Yes.
I'll put this in, too.
- Oh, it's this shallow. - That's right.
- Is it less than 20 centimeters? - Something like that.
It's shallow and close.
The whiskey is planted on the east side of this tree.
The location of the tree has been completely confirmed.
- Isn't it here? - Yes.
Actually, it's relocated.
- Isn't it here? - Yes.
About 15 years ago, they relocated it and brought it here.
- What? - What?
- Then... - Yes.
There's still a possibility that whiskey is left in the front yard of the house, right?
No, they dug a big hole and dug it out and brought it here.
- I see. - So there's no possibility that it's left in the front house.
- I'm just curious about one thing. - Yes.
- Can we drink whisky from 31 years ago? - Yes, you can.
- The one you buried. - Hello, this is Yoshida Yoshida.
- There's whisky you buried in the ground 31 years ago. - Yes.
- I'd like to know if it's okay to drink it. - Yes.
- There's something romantic about it. - You haven't heard the romance yet, have you?
- Yes, I've never heard of it. - I see.
- I think it's okay to drink it if it's in good condition. - I see.
- Let's do it. - Please.
- We shouldn't damage the roots, right? - That's right.
- Then this scope might be dangerous. Can you do it like this? - I see.
- Be careful and do it gently. - I see.
- I'll start from here. - I think it's about 30 cm from the center.
- It must be 360 degrees somewhere. - Yes.
- Look at this. This is the root. - That's right.
- Wow, it's growing like this. Then let's dig it carefully and gently. - Yes, I'll do it.
- Yes, around here. - Yes, it's about 15 to 20 centimeters deep, so if a white plastic comes out, it's a discovery, isn't it?
- That's right. - Yes.
- It may come out in an instant. Shall we go back for a moment? Let me talk for a moment, too.
- One came out here, with a relatively thick root. - Oh, that's right.
- It's quite difficult if it goes under this root. - That's right.
- Yes. - Yes.
- After all, it's like that, isn't it? When we drank together earlier, there was something like that, there was something like that, isn't it? I want to talk about it, isn't it?
- Is there anything like that? Like "this didn't happen", or "my body is weak", or something like that?
- There was no major illness or injury, and first of all, I didn't skip school.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
- Then something like rebellious period, like "it was hard at that time", or something like that?
- That didn't happen, either.
- Then something like "you talked to me a lot when we got married", or something like that?
- It's everyone's life, you know, so my parents don't really talk about it.
- It doesn't get excited at all! - Yes.
- Even if you leave it like that, not a single episode comes out! I'm begging you, just give me whiskey!
- 20 centimeters is quite deep, isn't it? - No, it's surprisingly deep, isn't it?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Wait a minute! Something hard hit me!
- It said "kon kon kon" when I hit it with my hand!
- Look! - Wow!
- Could it be... - Something like a container?
- Something like a container!
- I'll try not to hurt you...
- Ah!
- It wasn't that big of a stone. I'm really sorry.
- Go ahead. - Here we go.
- What's scary is that there's a possibility that it's somewhere deeper than that.
- Hmm... Well... I don't know about that...
- Well, you know about nature, don't you?!
- Hmm... - You know about it, don't you?!
- Something's there! Something's there! There's definitely something there!
- Look! There's something there! - I'll eat it!
That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!
That's it!
It's a little bigger stone! No way!
We may have to look inside a little more.
- Shall we go around a little? - Yes!
- The roots are also amazing! - They're sticking out!
The roots are sticking out! I beg you!
Bring it to me!
I wonder what this is for?
- Did you really say that? - Yes!
- It's white! - What?!
- It's white! - It's true! It's true! It's true!
- It's white! - It's white!
- Can you see it, Kamine-san? - There's a possibility it's vinyl.
- Let's dig it up! - Kamine-san! - Yes!
- This is it, isn't it? - It's true! It's true! It's true!
- It's completely vinyl! - Yay!
- This is iron! - It's true! It's true!
- It's true! - You can see the butt completely!
- This is a cat, isn't it? This one. - It's under this!
- The vinyl! - It's the thickest cat I've ever seen!
- You can see it, but you can't dig it up! - Yes!
(DIGITAL EDITING BY KENJI MIYAMOTO)
I'm trying to grab his butt.
Can you see it? I can see Jin's butt.
Can you see it?
- I can't see it. - I can't see it!
Darn it!
I don't know when it will be this time,
but can you push Jin's head with all your might with this ball or something?
- I'll do it. - Yes, please.
- I'll pull it, too. - Yes.
One, two...
It moved!
One, two...
More, more, more!
One, two...
Yes!
Yes! It moved!
Yes!
Get out of here!
- Get out of here. - Yes!
Yes!
It moved!
It hasn't decreased in numbers.
- It hasn't decreased in numbers. - That's right.
- It was mostly found. - That's right.
- Yuta! - Yes?
- Wow! Is it ringing? - Yes!
- Do you know why it rang? - No, I don't know why it rang.
Then...
I got it!
- I got it! - This!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's been 31 years since I last got it. - Yes.
I couldn't do it when I was 20, but today...
- I'd like to drink it with you, Yuta. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It moved! - Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
- Oh! - How does it smell?
- It smells... - Wow!
- Even with a mask on... - Even with a mask on...
- It smells really good. - Wow!
- It's at the entrance, right? - Yes.
As the fourth child between me and my mother,
I was really happy that my eldest son Yuta was born, and my life so far has been very happy.
I can only say thank you! Thank you!
This year, I also have a child.
I'm finally getting closer to my child.
- Cheers! - Yes, cheers!
- Thank you for the drink! - Thank you for the drink!
- This kind of whiskey is really good! - Wow!
- Let's drink together! - Thank you!
- Wow! - No, I'm not good at drinking.
It was harder than I thought.
- The tree was like protecting the whiskey. - That's true.
- Maybe it was because of the rain. - That's right.
Thanks to the rain, it became soft and started to move.
- How about you, Komu? - It's true that it's the father's feelings.
- The tree was covering it properly. - It was like it was being conveyed.
- It was a wonderful story. - It's a wonderful story.
- Thank you. - But...
- I don't know why it's not famous. - That's right.
- Uchiyama-san has been saying it for a long time. - "Why is it not famous?"
- You should leave it alone. - You should leave it alone.
- It's like a time capsule. - It was like a time capsule.
- It was like a romantic story. - It was like a romantic story.
- I'm glad you're happy. - Yes. - Thank you.
- Yes. - The latest work of "Hissatsu Shigotoni" has been completed. - Yes, "Hissatsu Shigotoni".
- Yes. - This work was completed 50 years ago. - 50 years ago.
- It's been 15 years since I started doing it. - Yes.
- This time, "kimenkaze" is popular in Edo. - Yes.
- Well, "shigotoni" will avenge the people who are involved in it. - Yes.
- I would like you to see it at nine o'clock on Sunday. - Yes.
- So, how was it today? - Well, but you know, there are only detectives. - Yes.
- You're doing a great job. - Yes, I'd like to say that, but...
- I'm a little dissatisfied with it. - Is that so?
- YouTube...well, "whiskey dens" doesn't have YouTubers who dig out cow dung. - No, no, no.
- You can dig it out as soon as you see it. - There are no YouTubers like that.
- There is no YouTuber like that. - No, there isn't.
- There isn't. - I'd like you to know that.
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- What's this? - It's about 700 years old.
- That boy band's "kamen ryu". - Do you know them all?
- Which one is "shibuya"? - Oh, I see.
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