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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... Around the bed, I take off everything...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...installing the sequon... ...I'm dancing...
...installing the Sequon... ...with my SEEP...
...if I could be in love with you, I'd kiss you only at this moment...
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes on complicated modern society...
...and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your writer, Saori Masuda!
"Detective Night Scoop" is a show where we ask our viewers for their questions...
...and find the best detectives to find out the truth!
Now, let's start with our first question of the day!
Yes.
Our first question is from Kazuya Kurimoto, who lives in Osaka City and is 37 years old.
I've had something I've loved for over 30 years since I was little.
It's a tag that comes with my clothes and blankets.
Whenever I touch a tag, I feel at ease.
Whether I'm at home, going out, or sleeping,
as long as I have time, I'm always touching it.
I'm also very particular about how comfortable it feels to touch it.
If I find a good tag, I might end up buying it even though I don't need the product itself.
A tag is a must in my life.
But unfortunately,
no matter how much I explain the beauty of a tag to people around me,
no one will sympathize with me.
Or even try to understand me.
I want someone to understand the charm of a tag!
I want someone to sympathize with the charm of a tag!
Please, detective, since you can tell me everything about the charm of a tag,
would you please accept my life as a tag?
What does "tag" mean?
It's not about the price of a piece of paper or something like that.
It's not about that, right?
It's about the clothes you're wearing.
I know, I know, I know.
Ah, I know!
That?
It's about how you choose your clothes and the inside of your clothes.
That's it!
I've heard of it before!
You've heard of it before, right?
"I hate this," "I love this," you've heard of it, right?
I've said it in order for you to accept these passionate feelings of mine.
So, please watch the VTR.
You like tags, don't you?
I love tags, yes.
They're comforting.
Are they comforting, the tags?
They're comforting.
There are only a few of them now.
Are they tags?
Yes, they're tags.
Ah, you've already cut them off, haven't you?
Ah, I do cut them off.
There are various types of them.
That's amazing.
Konan and Nitori are good.
There are a few of them, aren't there?
Yes.
I'd like you to listen to the sound of them.
Yes, that's it.
This is...
It's best when it's caught like this.
I see.
Are there sounds of red ones?
The sound of red ones is like this.
It's not caught at all.
And you touch it like this when you're outside.
You're touching it now, inside.
Yes.
This is pretty bad.
I do it like this when I'm in the car.
What's up with that?
What's that?
It's easy to feel.
It's easy to feel?
Yes.
And if you touch it for a day, it becomes like this.
You can't do anything with it.
So there are a few of them.
I'd like you to sell only these.
Only the tags?
If you can only sell the rolls...
Like this, you can only sell the tags you like?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, we've come to Kounan, which is near our home center.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
He loves Kounan.
Thank you.
I love the tags.
Tags?
No, Kounan's various products.
There are products, but I like the tags on them.
I see.
If you can do that for me, I'd like you to touch them.
I understand. It's fine.
Is it okay?
I can touch them without worrying about it.
Is he the only one looking for the tags in this huge city of Kounan?
I'm sure there are tags in Kounan, too.
- Tags? - Yes.
I found one!
- Is it this one? - Yes, it is.
- Wow! - Can I touch it?
I love Kounan.
I like it.
- You're touching it. - Yes, I am.
You're touching it.
There are some over here, too.
I'm sure there are some in here, too.
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- Can I open it? - Yes, go ahead.
Are there any tags on it?
- I don't know. - Wow!
Why don't you know where the tags are?
I've never opened anything like this.
Material and...
Oh, look at this!
It's a sample.
I bought a lot of these online.
I bought about three of them.
Don't you need three materials?
- Is it because you wanted the tags? - Yes, the tags.
I know you love the tags, but...
Why do you love the tags?
I don't know.
By the way, you are definitely my mother, aren't you?
You look like her.
Do I look like her?
You look like her.
Do I?
My son loves the tags.
Do you remember when you started to like them?
When I was about one year old, I was playing Yodarekake.
At that time, there was a tag here.
Yodarekake's?
Yes, Yodarekake's.
So, Kikkake is a tag of Yodarekake?
Yes, it is a tag of Yodarekake.
What about other tags?
I remember wearing a tag of clothes.
I see. Yodarekake is gone.
And you started touching the tag of clothes.
Tags are usually on the left.
They are on the front or back, but they are not on the left.
I just realized that there is a tag of clothes in this position.
It's quite long.
There are two of them.
That's...
What?
I'm looking for it.
That's a good one.
Do you know what it is?
That's a good one.
I'm looking for it.
Come on, ma'am!
Excuse me.
What is this feeling?
You barely made it!
Is it good?
Yes, it's good.
I just remembered.
Today, as a souvenir...
Oh!
I have this.
It goes well with you.
Are you kidding me?
Ma'am, are you going to bring it?
Oh, you can give it to me when I'm done.
Yes, you can eat it.
It's not just me.
What?
The one who's collecting it for me is...
My childhood friend, Miho-chan.
Your childhood friend is here.
Miho-chan, have you given him your tag yet?
Yes, I have.
I gave it to him recently, but I haven't collected it yet.
You gave it to him recently, but you haven't collected it yet.
It's not a bell mark.
But I think there's one really good one.
That one.
That's it.
How do you know it's good?
Miho-san, you know it, don't you?
This is good.
That's it, right?
There are many people who know about tags.
That's enough.
Wait a minute.
Just because you know about the surroundings of the tag doesn't mean you know about the good of the tag.
Miho-san, you know about the tag...
I don't know what's good about it.
How about you, Okada-san?
Is there anything you know about it that would heal you?
No, there isn't.
That's why I want you to sympathize with me.
I want you to know about it.
It's a short song, so I put in a lot of effort and searched for it.
Just like you, Kurumoto-kun.
I searched for people who like tags!
That's amazing!
When you talk with that person, you sympathize with them.
That's right.
And you call them.
That's amazing!
- Please come in. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming.
- We have three people who like tags.
- We all like tags.
- Yes, I was surprised. I thought there was only one person.
- I came in and I was like "what?"
- Have you seen anyone else like tags besides you?
- No, I haven't seen anyone like that. - Is it your first time?
- It's my first time.
- Mr. Kusa, what do you like most about Kina?
- I like military uniforms.
- I own a military concept bar.
- You own a military concept bar. - Yes.
- Do you like the same amount of tags? - I like them about the same.
- Personally, I call myself "tagular" because I like tags.
- Three years ago, I posted a hashtag on Twitter saying "I want to connect with tagular."
- If we use the same language now, we'll get together.
- Let's unify with "tagular" in the future. - That's right.
- Let's make it a universal language for those of you watching.
- Tagular means "tags."
- I know you like tags, but how do you use them?
- Well, like this. - Just like that?
- As you can see, there are two tags on the left.
- You can do it like this. - That's right.
- It's basically like this.
- I'm so embarrassed that I don't want people to know.
- So I touch it like this. - Oh, I see.
- But it's moving a little. - I also touch it like this when I go out.
- Because it's embarrassing. - But I pretend like I'm tying my arms together.
- Other than that, I like tags too much.
- So I've sewn together all kinds of tags.
- What?! - You've sewn together all kinds of tags?!
- I like to rub the edge of the tag under my nose like this.
- Wait, wait, wait!
Are you two getting along?
- I rub it even when I sleep. - Yes, we do.
- Let's start with Kuri-chan. - Yes.
- Basically, I rub it like this. - Oh, I see.
- You hold it in your mouth and keep cutting it. - That's right.
But I might be the only one who focuses on the tag.
- Mine is a blanket. - You put a blanket in it.
- It's an off-the-shelf tag. - It's very aged.
I think it's one of the best.
- I put my finger in it like this. - You do.
I put my finger in it and rub it like this.
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- That's why you keep cutting it! - What about your style?
I have the best tag for my pajamas.
- Look at this. - What is it?
- There are three of them. - It's a king kidola tag!
- You can put as many as you like. - Are they all off-the-shelf?
- Yes, they are. - All of them?
- This is the best tag. - Is it?
I put my finger in it one by one.
- I put my finger in it and rub it like this. - Wow!
- This is the best.
- I love it. - This is the best!
- I'm so happy. - I'm so happy.
- I'm so happy to meet you. - I'm so happy to meet you today.
What do you dream of?
- I want to see the factory that makes the tag. - I want to see it.
- I want to see it.
- Let me see it. - I'm so happy.
- Are you looking forward to it? - Yes.
We call it "tugversal" rather than "universal".
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you a "tugmaker"? - Yes, we are.
- I'm "tuga" of "malcientel tug". - I'm "tuga".
"Tug" makes this factory.
- Excuse me. - Please come in.
- Wow! - Please come in.
- Excuse me. - Please come in.
- Wow! - Wow!
- We call it "synth tug". - Yes.
- We use it in our factory. - Wow!
- This is awesome! - This is awesome!
- This is it! - This is it!
- You can actually play it there. - Wow!
- Please have a look. - Wow!
- You make it there. - Awesome!
- Wow! - Wow!
- If you press the "start" button, it will come out. - Yes.
- If you don't mind... - Yes.
- If you don't mind... - Let's go!
- His left hand... - It's working!
- His right hand... - Amazing!
- He wrote something. - Wow!
- A comfortable... - It's a good one.
It's a good tag.
- It's working! - Wow!
- This is a new one. - It's new...
- I haven't touched it. - It's different from...
- I want this! - This is the right age...
You said you'd give it to me, so I'll eat what I like.
This is the best.
I'll give it to you!
I can eat this for years.
I want to sign a three-year contract.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it? You really like it, don't you?
And you can put your name in that tag.
The four of us formed a team called #tagler.
It's complicated, but it's #tagler.
You made me that tag.
I thought it was one roll at a time, but it was two.
You guys were amazing.
It was like a salad bar.
You were the most excited.
Let's move on to the next request.
This is a request from Tomoro Inaoka, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 24 years old.
I'm 24 years old, but I still have my ears cleaned by my dad.
Once every three months, I go back to my family's Saitama prefecture for ear cleaning, and my dad does it on his lap pillow.
As I get older, I want to be able to do it by myself, and I don't want to spend a lot of money on transportation.
So, detective, please.
Would you like me to clean your ears by myself and get a big earwax?
Detective Iraisa, ever since you became a detective, you don't clean your ears, but your dad does it for you.
If I clean my ears, can you get me a big one?
Now, let's go to the place where you can get a big earwax by yourself.
Let's go.
This is the place, so let's go.
It's rare, isn't it? It's 5G.
I might be able to get a big earwax by myself in the TV city.
Let's go.
What kind of person is he?
Oh, hello.
Hello.
He's a very young man.
No, no.
Does your dad clean your ears for you?
Yes, he does it on his dad's lap every time.
I think it's normal.
So, it's like that in every family.
So, it's normal for you to clean your ears?
My sister does it by herself.
She takes notes and does it by herself and leaves.
Since how old?
Since the beginning of high school.
But it's late.
It's late.
Isn't it until the last year of elementary school?
Isn't it at least until the last year of high school?
Is it that low?
I've killed someone before.
Somehow, I have an image.
Your dad's ear cleaning seems a little messy.
Yes, it is.
He always asks me to be nice to him.
But he never does.
He says he'll go all the way today.
He really digs into my ears.
What about your sister?
He says my sister's ear is small, but he doesn't try to do it.
That means your dad is your best partner.
The size of my ear is just right.
If you can do it, you'd like to go and have your dad do it.
My dad is on vacation now.
So we're on our way to Nagoya.
Is it your day off today?
Yes, it is.
Does your dad know about the night scoop?
He does know about it.
He doesn't know about the request yet.
He only knows about the night scoop and the rocket.
Can you do your ear cleaning as naturally as you can?
Yes.
Dad's back.
I set up a small camera in Mr. Ieyasha's room.
And I'm going to use the room next door for monitoring.
Let's bring an ear cleaner.
What do you want me to do?
There's quite a lot of powder on the floor.
I see.
Can you show me?
Yes.
He's bringing it.
No, that's a house...
That's a house ear cleaner.
I always bring it when I come here.
As expected of you.
You can't go deeper into the ear cleaner.
Shall we go?
No, you can't go deeper.
You can't go deeper.
You're cute.
No, you can't go deeper.
Shall we go?
No, you can't go deeper.
Shut up.
No, you can't.
He's doing it every time.
There's a lot of powder.
Be gentle.
He's using a bright one.
It's easy to see.
No, you can't go deeper.
Shut up.
He's not a professional, but I'm sure he likes it.
Are you going to use a tissue?
I'm not going to use a tissue.
I'm going to do it the other way around.
No, you can't go deeper.
What are you doing?
No, you can't go deeper.
I'm not going to use the last one left in my ear.
Oh, hello!
I've been watching you.
You're going to come out soon.
It's okay.
You're going to use the last one, right?
In fact, please stay.
Really?
Dad, I'm sorry for surprising you all of a sudden.
Yes.
First of all, let me explain what you asked for.
For 24 years, I've been cleaning my dad's ears all the time.
I was really worried about it, too.
I thought it was about time for high school.
Dad, you've been thinking about it all the time.
When I can do it myself, I'm grateful for it.
So you don't have anything you want to do?
Well, it's not fun to do it alone.
I don't think you should forget it.
That's why I'm independent.
By the way, you've been saying it all the time.
Yes.
Somehow, you feel good when you clean your ears.
I've never felt good about it.
I see.
You don't feel good about it at all.
I don't like it when my ears are rolling.
That's why you're doing it for me.
I see.
Stop it now.
You've never done it yourself?
I've tried it myself.
I see.
It's a little scary.
I can only say a little.
I tried it once.
I tried it like this.
I hit a wall here.
If you turn this way, you can go deeper here.
I stopped when I thought it was scary around here.
I see.
Can you stop for a second?
You're digging so hard.
Really?
This is earwax, isn't it?
I'm sure you're wondering what your dad was doing earlier.
I didn't eat it.
Try to be a little brave.
Yes, I will.
Is it okay to do it slowly?
The first wall...
Oh, I crossed the first wall.
No, why do you say how many walls will continue?
That may be the end of it.
Oh, I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
Wait a moment... This is unknown area.
Why don't you dig around there?
Oh, it hit you.
What happened?
I got hit by a branch.
Oh, you're a grown-up.
Can I take it off for now?
Yes, you can.
It's not off.
As it is, it won't come out.
You have to do it like this somewhere.
I've dug quite a bit on the right, so shall we go to the left?
Yes, I want to do my best on the left.
Shall we go to the left?
Yes.
Oh, it went quite deep.
It went deep in me, so I'll pull it out.
Now, is it coming out?
Is there a prey?
Here you are.
There's nothing at all.
It's frustrating.
How do you feel so far?
I feel like nothing.
Nothing again?
It's unknown to me.
I feel like I've landed in space, but I'm still nervous.
I see. You don't feel safe at all.
Not at all.
I think it's okay to put it in now.
Try it now.
Okay.
Move it up and down.
I see.
It's rough.
It's good.
Wait a minute.
Dad, are you kidding me?
No, it's getting worse.
No, I'm not kidding you.
My son is doing it, and I'm doing it, too.
I'm starting to feel sick.
I'm holding it in, but please hold it in.
I think my son is doing it.
Am I this big?
No, you're not.
I'm talking to you.
Please listen to me.
Is there any difference in strength?
There's nothing.
I see.
Can you do it for me?
Tell me if it hurts.
Yes.
I've never done it before.
Please do it for me.
Did it hurt a little?
Not at all.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It feels good.
It's your first time, isn't it?
I'm doing it with the feelings and memories you gave me.
Oh, it feels good.
What is this mysterious sense of accomplishment?
I'm surprised at myself right now.
That's right.
The moment when humans grow up is amazing.
But you want to take a picture, don't you?
I want to see it, too.
I don't know what it is, though.
All right.
Oh, oh, it's rough.
There's something like a prey.
All right, all right.
There it is!
Is it taken?
Is there a prey?
Oh, there's a little one on it.
Oh, it's small, but it's there.
Yes.
This little one hasn't been there before.
I'm really happy.
Well, it's a little bigger.
It's sweet.
But I think you should take it out from the back and put it in front of you.
Oh, I got it.
I'll go in a little bit.
Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good.
I'll take it.
Yes.
Please.
Oh, I got a lot of it.
You look happy.
I'm happy.
Your eyes are wide open.
Can I take a picture of you?
Are you going to look back?
Thank you for cleaning my ears for 24 years.
I want to do my best to clean your ears next time.
That's good. You should do it for me.
You know how you feel, so you can make others feel good, too.
I see.
Right?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm happy with this.
It was a mysterious video.
Yes, it was.
In the first place, the common sense of ear cleaning is off.
I thought it was strange that I couldn't clean my ears by myself.
When I was in the second year of college, I went on a hot spring trip with my classmates.
My classmates were playing with a cotton swab.
What are you doing?
You can't do it yourself.
I see.
That's when I noticed it.
It was a shock.
It's not just a movie.
We want to clean our ears together on our anniversary.
That's a good impression.
I'm glad you liked it.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Kouki Miyata, who lives in Gifu Prefecture and is 23 years old.
Good evening, everyone at the Matsumoto Detective Agency.
I don't have any particular preferences.
I don't like talking to people and I don't have anyone in my life who I can call a friend.
However, even I have been noticed by everyone only once.
That is Masaharu Fukuyama's impersonation of singing.
When Fukuyama's song was playing in a bus during my staycation training in junior high school,
my classmate suddenly said, "Hey, Miyata, it's Fukuyama. Sing, sing!"
and I sang without thinking.
And when I finished singing, my classmates gave me a big applause and applause.
I still remember clearly now that I thought, "There are things in life that are so moving."
However, when I went up to high school, my image also changed and there was no one who imitated me.
Since that day, I have not impersonated Fukuyama's song at all.
So I have a request.
Could you give me one more chance to impersonate Fukuyama's song in front of everyone?
And once again, I would like to feel that applause and appreciation and gain confidence in myself.
Thank you for your request.
Masaharu Fukuyama's impersonation of singing was banned for over ten years.
Now, could this Miyata-kun regain his self- confidence?
Please have a look.
Miyata-kun, did you originally want to impersonate Masaharu Fukuyama no matter what?
- Yes. - Was there a reason for it?
When I was in sixth grade, I sang Fukuyama-san's song without thinking, and someone told me that I looked like him.
[Miyata-kun's impersonation]
Hating people, forgiving people, getting to know people again.
Meeting people, believing people, losing to people.
Hating people, forgiving people, getting to know people again.
Being blown by the wind, crying, laughing, living this path.
It's similar!
The first one was when I was in the second year of middle school.
I sang in the bus during my staycation training.
I felt like I was acknowledged for it.
How did you feel? Were you happy?
I was happy and I felt like I was going to cry.
When I was little, I didn't have any friends.
I didn't play with anyone during my days off.
I do want to show myself more.
The power of this show is amazing.
We have a surprise guest.
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Hello! I'm Masaru Kofukuma!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
You look like him a lot!
Your face...
Look up! Wow!
Are you a modern musician?
No, I sing songs, but...
That's not possible. I know that.
I don't sing much.
What's your favorite song?
"Shounen".
I like "Shounen" too.
Please sing it for us.
You're good!
That was the best one!
Do you know why?
Because it's a national anthem!
Please sing it for us!
Let's be a family!
That's enough!
You two are acting like idiots!
I'd like you to read the text that Knight Scoop sent you.
Maybe.
What kind of person were you when you were a student?
I was a quiet kid.
I couldn't express myself very well.
I've been like my friends since I was little.
Do you know what you should do to express yourself?
I was like, "If I'm interested in something, I'll give it a try."
I've always liked impersonations.
I've always wanted to do it if I had a chance.
That's how you became confident?
Yeah, I'm not afraid of people anymore.
That's good.
You don't like it if you don't do anything, do you?
Yeah, I don't like it if I don't do anything.
Let's move on to the next step.
Try yourself in a different atmosphere.
We're at Yadagase Shopping Street in Gifu.
A lot of people are talking about you.
I like Masaharu Fukuyama myself. Would you like to hear it?
Are you nervous now?
Yes, I am.
Are you nervous?
Yes.
Excuse me. Hello.
I'm Miyata, the client of "Radio Scoop" today.
What I personally like is Masaharu Fukuyama's "Let's be a family".
I'd like to sing this song on this occasion.
Would you like to hear it?
Is it okay if you sing like this?
(Laughs)
Okay, I'll start.
♪ With a big back like my dad's one day ♪
♪ With a quiet kindness like my mom's one day ♪
(Laughs)
There's a big gap.
(Laughs)
Would you like to hear it?
♪ With a big back like my dad's one day ♪
♪ With a quiet kindness like my mom's one day ♪
♪ No matter what happens ♪
(Claps)
No, I think it's better alone.
(Laughs)
It felt pretty good.
Did it feel good?
I get nervous before I do it, but I'm glad I did it after I finished singing.
♪ With a big back like my dad's one day ♪
♪ With a quiet kindness like my mom's one day ♪
Wow!
(Laughs)
It's amazing.
Is it amazing?
It was amazing.
♪ With a big back like my dad's one day ♪
♪ With a quiet kindness like my mom's one day ♪
Did you like this club?
It looked like you.
(Laughs)
♪ Living with that loneliness ♪
♪ Might be loving ♪
♪ With a big back like my dad's one day ♪
♪ With a quiet kindness like my mom's one day ♪
♪ No matter what happens ♪
How was it?
It was pretty awesome.
(Laughs)
It was awesome.
You did it.
Did you do it?
Then, shall we move on to the next step?
Shall we?
Yes, let's go.
Now, it's finally the last one.
Yes.
I'd like you to sing in front of a little more people.
Yes.
This time, it's a live house.
Here it is.
Live Kenny.
You're famous for this, right?
That's right.
Jazz musicians and impersonators have appeared a lot.
A master-like person like me who became an opportunity to impersonate has also appeared here a lot.
Really?
Yes, it's already the last one, so I really want to do it with all my might.
You'll do it, right?
I'll do it.
Okay, let's go.
Wow! Fantastic, baby! Dance!
What are you going to sing?
I'm going to sing "Ikiteru Ikiteku".
Why did you choose that song?
Even in the bus, when I sang "Ikiteru Ikiteku", I was told "Oh!"
and I wanted to enjoy the applause and the joy of singing that song again, so I chose this song.
If you say it yourself, it means that our impersonation life has begun, right?
Yes.
Well, let's move on.
Well, surprisingly, on this live show stage, we have someone who comes here all of a sudden.
That's right.
It's Miyata-kun!
Hello, I'm Miyata Kouki and I'm from Gifu Prefecture.
Today, I came here because I wanted to perform on this stage.
Then please listen.
Today, I'm going to sing "Ikiteru Ikiteku" with Masaru-san.
Ikiteru Ikiteku
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry for making you look like detectives!
Thank you for listening to us today.
Thank you very much!
You were smiling!
Yes, I was.
I was more excited and happy than I was in the bus.
How was it?
I've been watching you all day and I'm happy like a young person.
I was more excited and happy than I was in the bus.
You had a good smile.
I was about to cry but I couldn't speak at all.
The last stage was in front of customers who paid a lot of money.
I was nervous.
Even we couldn't do it.
But we exchanged LINE messages with Kofukuya and Mazaru.
You went to a business school, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
You look like detectives!
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