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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite I take off everything around the bed and release it
In a secret room only for weekends
I keep dancing with my cheek
When I'm caught up in my dream, I only kiss you now and always
Tantei Naito Scoop's time has come!
I'm Hatsuji Matsumoto, the song leader of Detective Night Scoop, which takes a sharp knife into the complicated modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
And my right-hand reporter, Saori Masuda!
According to the requests of our detectives, we will immediately find outstanding detectives and pursue the truth!
Yes, so let's start with our first request for today!
Yes, first of all, we have a request from a 22-year-old flutist, Ryusei Yatsunami, who lives in Osaka Prefecture. Yes, first of all, we have a request from a 22-year-old flutist. living in Osaka Prefecture!
I smell like feet!
I've never met anyone who smells like feet more than me with such a strong smell!
So I'm proud of my feet smell!
But I thought there might be people in the world who smell like my feet, so I made a request!
I would like to meet such a person by all means!
And I would like you to bet your pride on which of your feet smells worse!
Yes, that's the request we received, and Yatsunami-kun has pride in his feet!
- They smell that bad? - Yes!
They smell that bad even when they're properly washed!
Well, well, Yatsunami-kun, we'll know if we have a winner!
Go ahead!
- They smell that bad? - Yes!
- But everyone says "smells bad", doesn't it? - They say it's poisoned!
- Poisoned? - Yes!
- You're proud of your feet smelling bad? - Yes!
This is all I have!
- Well, well, it's normal! - Yes!
- This is weird! Here I go! - Yes!
What is this?
You're a mosquito, aren't you?
A mosquito...
You're a mosquito, aren't you?
Earlier...
I ate bread.
The bread is about to come out.
It stinks!
Do you want to fight against the smell?
Yes.
Shall we go?
Are you really going to look for it?
Are you stupid?
Do you want me to make fun of you with an internal scoop?
How many times do you think I've received this request for an internal scoop?
My husband's sweat smells really bad.
Or...
Because I'm picking it up.
Yes.
Three, two...
Wow.
I have a letter from my wife.
I'll read it for you.
Recently, my wife scolded me and I want to do it all over again.
The thing my wife hates the most in the world is...
the smell of my feet after work.
There is no one who has feet that stink more than me.
With this strong smell of my feet,
would you like me to think of a plan to get my wife back?
I'm looking forward to it.
You're looking forward to it?
Yes.
I'll call an expert.
Yes.
Mr. Yamamoto Koryo.
Please come in.
Hello.
I'm Yamamoto.
Hello.
It's really...
Yes.
It only smells bad.
Thank you.
How is it this time?
How strong is it?
I think it's interesting.
Good evening.
Excuse me.
I'm back.
Excuse me.
Does it smell bad?
Yes, it does.
Are you his wife?
Yes.
How is it, sir?
The smell of your feet?
It smells pretty bad.
Excuse me, sir.
How does it smell?
Ugh.
How does it smell?
It stinks.
Me too.
What an unpleasant watch.
How is it?
I feel like burning.
I won't lose to Son Jose Cola's foot odor.
You won't lose.
Do you want me to win?
I'll do it.
I want you to win.
I'll do it.
I want you to win.
What kind of fight is this?
Two people with foot odor and confidence.
Who will win?
First of all, Yatsunami.
Huh?
Thank you for the food.
Which one is the winner?
The judge is...
Yasunori-san!
The smell is almost the same as Dwight's.
But Yasunori-san's has a moldy smell.
I hate this smell.
Ikawa-san's also has a sour smell.
But I could smell menthol there.
Menthol?!
Didn't you use something?
It gave you a high score.
Is your body alive?
But...
I like it.
It's delicious.
The loser will eat the socks.
Can you?
Take it.
Thank you for the food.
Thank you for the food!
Let's move on to the next challenger.
Thank you for your hard work.
But...
I think I have the right to see how far my opponent can go.
Do you have the right?
Here it is.
Yes.
I'm going to read what it says.
The smell of your husband's feet is too smelly and I'm in trouble.
I don't think there is anyone who smells more than you do.
For the sake of the two young children,
please fix the smell of your husband's feet!
It sounds pretty strong.
I'd like Tsunami-kun to buy it for me.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Your husband's feet are really smelly.
They're smelly?
Yes.
Do they smell?
This one has a strong smell, too.
Do you think so, too?
No, I don't think so.
If you don't like it, I won't buy it for you.
Tanaka-san!
Yes?
Ever since you left your wife's side,
your husband's feet don't smell that bad.
They really do smell.
It's not a fart, but it smells like a lot of things.
Oh my!
Did you cut it with a chisel?
It's like a haystack that you cut with a chisel.
Oh...
It's strong.
It's smelly.
Surprisingly...
Are you more confident?
Yes, I am.
I will never lose.
If it's the smell of my feet, I won't lose to anyone.
This child's fight is funny.
I'm starting to get scared.
Will the champion defend his throne?
Or will a new champion be born?
Who will win?
I'm the champion.
Thank you for the food.
I'd like you to power up.
Power up...
Here we go.
Power up...
Thank you for the food.
Now...
Who is the winner?
Yasunaga-san.
I thought you'd do it, so I was surprised.
Thank you for the food.
Yasunaga-san is smelly, too.
He's smelly, but he's still elegant.
Elegant?
He's still egregious.
Egregious?
He's powering up.
That's why he's emitting smoke until he gets here.
That's amazing.
He's smelly.
He's really smelly.
There was a reason for it.
Yes.
Oh, no.
Thank you for the food.
This is my second win.
Second win!
Let's go to the next one!
The last request.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
There's only one problem with odds.
It's the smell of your feet.
It's really egregiously smelly.
If you smell it, you'll pass out.
I don't think there's anyone in the world who has smelly feet in odds.
Don't you think of measures to get rid of the smell of your feet?
Isn't it egregious?
I've already passed out.
Can you win?
Let's see.
I think I can win.
Right now, I'm in my best condition.
But I have a different momentum.
I've won two in a row.
- Oh, good evening. - Good evening.
- Nice to meet you.
- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?
- Are your feet that stinky? - They're really stinky.
There are four people in this room whose feet are stinky.
- Sir? - Yes?
- Are you that stinky? - Well...
I've never met someone stinkier than me.
- Isn't it a coexisting case? - It's going to be a good battle.
- Would you like me to sing you a song? - Would you allow me?
- I'm sorry. - Go ahead.
(Laughing)
(Clearing throat)
- Isn't your nose sticking out? - (Laughing)
- You're pretty good. - (Laughing)
- What do you think, ma'am? - Well...
If you've come this far, I want you to win.
(Laughing)
Why does everyone want you to win, ma'am?
(Laughing)
The champion will be decided in this match!
Who will win?!
(Drum roll)
Thank you for the meal.
You're wearing quite a lot.
Thank you for the meal.
Now, the champion will be decided.
The winner is...
Either of you...
Yasunaga!
Wow.
You're the champion!
Wow.
Congratulations.
The second half was also good.
You're elegant.
The champion is also egregious.
Egregious?
Egregious.
Excuse me.
It stinks.
I didn't think there would be any abnormality in this world.
I don't know if I'm safe or not.
Wow, it stinks.
Thank you for the meal.
Now, smell it.
Do I have to do this?
What?
This is...
Stop it already!
It's amazing.
Looking at it like this, it's like a world championship or something like that.
The world is amazing.
I want to see it.
Yoshinomi-kun is here.
Yoshinomi-kun?
Yes.
Yoshinomi-kun is here.
I want to smell it a little.
It smells really bad.
Is it finished today?
It's finished today.
No, it's not finished.
Who's going?
I don't like it.
I said I don't like it!
I'm an extreme fanatic.
I'm fine.
I'm really fine.
I'm fine.
I even proposed a world championship.
No, no, no.
Are you serious?
Yoshinomi-kun, feel the world.
Are you serious?
By the way, who do you want me to smell it for?
Of course.
I don't know what you're thinking.
It's Matsuda.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's really finished, isn't it?
This is finished.
It's finished.
The socks are also unique.
It's dangerous.
Why do I have to smell it?
I won't let you smell it.
That's true.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'll eat it.
President.
I'll eat it.
Is it that bad?
Shut up!
- What?! - No more! No more!
Not in my hand!
I... I... I... I have a brain ache!
Oh no, Chien has fallen ill.
- No more! - I'm scared!
Now let's hear from Chien.
Okay, next is a request from Oribe Tsuyoshi, 41 years old, from Mie Prefecture.
I love turtles and am a turtle-addicted person.
I love them so much that I have about 200 of them at home now.
And I have something I really want to do from a long time ago.
I want to take commemorative photos with my beloved turtles by making turtle letters that are not human letters.
However, turtles can move freely, so I can't do it alone.
Detective, please lend me your strength.
I've never heard of a turtle letter before.
Mr. Iaicho is the father of two children.
Eight years ago, when the children went to see the turtles to make them happy,
he took them and came back.
That's how I fell in love with them.
Every time I found a turtle, I took it home and bought it.
I have about 200 of them at home now.
Did the turtle letters succeed safely?
Please watch the video.
I came to Suzuka City.
I'm here with a person who loves 200 turtles.
What kind of person is he?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Wow!
It's huge!
Wow!
Wow, amazing!
Oh, hello!
Oh, I'm glad you look so decent.
Hahaha!
Oh, inside, too?
Yes.
Wow, look at that!
Wow!
They run away or get attacked by birds.
This morning, I saw a small turtle being taken away by three crows.
I was like, "What?!"
- And you caught up with it? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- You caught up with it? - It's part of my daily life.
That's amazing. How many types of turtles are there in total?
There are many types of turtles.
- Mississippi red-eared turtles. - Red-eared turtles.
And this one...
- Over there is a Japanese stone turtle. - Japanese stone turtle?
- Yes, it's a Japanese turtle. - Wow, there's more!
- This one is a red-eared turtle. - Wow, it's huge!
Are you and your family okay with this?
- My wife doesn't like it very much. - Of course you don't!
So, mississippi red-eared turtle, how do you feel about this?
At first, I caught four or five of them in a small pond.
And I caught them several times.
But now, it's like this.
I wonder if the people around me smell.
- Hello! - Dad!
- Mr. Uchida! - Hello!
Dad, there are a lot of turtles, but is there anything you don't like about them?
No, it doesn't matter if nothing comes out of them.
So you're okay with it?
Do you ask them to stop doing it?
I do. I've told Mr. Mofuya many times, but he doesn't stop.
- By the way, you said you caught 200 red-eared turtles. - Yes.
Do you know the exact number of them?
Including all of them...
There are 195 of them.
- You've been married for a long time. - Yes.
Do you change your mind little by little?
If my husband enjoys what he does,
I think I'm okay with it.
That's my hobby.
Maybe God has already given up on you.
Did you hear about making a kamemoji this time?
If it's a dream, I'll do it.
Of course, you'll help me, won't you?
I have to go to work now.
I'm sorry.
We'll find a good place to line up the kamemoji.
Can you get ready to move?
There is a Budokan near your house.
There is a lot of space here.
Is it a park?
If you let me use that space...
I'm sorry, but I have a little advice for you.
If you buy a lot of kamemoji,
and you want to make a kamemoji with that kamemoji...
If you allow me, it will be very helpful.
If you use it, it won't be a problem for you.
Really? I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
You can use it for hand-held kamemoji.
You can use it for shooting.
You don't get paid for using it like this.
If you use it for shooting, it's a bit of a death rule.
You only get paid for that.
By the way, how much does it cost?
It's 1,300 yen.
I'll pay you!
I understand.
It's the best if you have this.
Make a kamemoji with it.
Where should we do it?
Hello.
I need a hand.
Do you have time?
We do.
Really?
We have a project.
Can we?
Thank you very much.
Thank you for allowing us to film at Anabudoukan.
We are in the middle of a park.
Isn't this area nice?
This ground.
I think we need to help with packing up the turtles.
Should we go back over there?
We've already packed them up.
What?
There's got to be something.
They're here.
Do you have any friends?
Yes, we do.
Thank you very much.
We're packing up the turtles now.
First of all, the most important thing.
What are we going to write?
We're going to use the turtles and write "turtle" in katakana.
Katakana?
I thought it was kanji.
Katakana and "turtle".
Katakana?
Do you want to be filmed with the "turtle" character?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes.
Please do.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is it going to be long?
Can you move a little closer to the first frame?
Like this?
I like it!
I think we got it.
Shall we do it?
Yes.
We've brought over 100 turtles.
We're going to line them up and write "turtle".
"Turtle" in katakana.
Wow, look!
No, no, no!
Look at the claws!
It hurts!
Watch out for the turtle behind you!
Watch where you walk!
Right, right, right!
Watch where you walk!
Don't step on the turtle!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts!
My claws hurt!
Do you have a driver's license?
Not yet.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Driver's license!
What's the purpose of this place? I don't like it here.
I don't like it here.
So, Mr. Horime, you're going in as an old man, right?
That's right.
Where are you going in?
I'm going in at the end of the second floor.
Here?
Yes.
Then, let's make this place Mr. Horime's.
I got it! I got it!
I got the action of the turtle.
Let's decide the defense team.
Let's go in here.
Then, one of you stay here.
One of you.
I'll command the whole thing.
One of you is running away!
Whose solution is it?
Miss!
Get a grip!
I can't be nervous!
I want to try it!
Mr. Horime, you'd better go in.
You'd better go in.
It may come suddenly.
Suddenly, a miracle moment may come.
This may be a great moment!
Everyone, stay away!
That was close!
Stay away! Stay away!
Everyone, stay away!
Stay away! Stay away! Stay away!
Miss! Miss! Miss! Miss!
Miss!
Did you get it?
Whose solution is it?
Good! Good!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Let me go!
I can't do it!
Good! Stay away!
Miss!
I can do it!
Everyone, stay away!
I can do it!
Everyone, stay away!
I can't do it!
Everyone, stay away!
I'm sorry it's moving all of a sudden! Where am I? I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! Hold it! Hold it!
Let's go! One, two!
Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you do it? One, two!
Perfect!
Wow!
We got a miracle bell!
Thank you!
How do you feel now?
My dream came true and it's awesome!
Awesome! Thank you!
Thank you!
Wow!
That's great!
We managed to get it!
We got a miracle bell!
I thought we wouldn't be able to do it, but we did it!
We managed to get it!
I don't know why we went in there!
I don't know either!
Maybe we wanted to go in there together?
When you said "OK",
there were a lot of people going in and out!
Maybe it was to get some fresh air!
Wow!
Thank you!
OK, let's move on to the last contestant!
OK!
Our last contestant is a 29-year-old housewife from Yamamoto, Kanagawa Prefecture.
Good evening, Director Matsumoto.
Please listen to my wish.
I want to go visit my mother's grave, which she passed away 16 years ago.
This may sound like a simple request,
but there is a complicated past there that I have never been able to go to.
When I was in fifth grade, my father left home due to alcoholism.
When I was in first year of middle school, my mother died of cancer.
I was all alone and had no one to turn to,
so I applied for a child welfare facility.
Then, when I went to get my passport for my second year of high school,
I found out that I didn't have any children of my own.
For the first time in six years since I left home with my father and went to a family court to have children of my own,
I did a DNA test, but the result was that it had nothing to do with blood ties and that it wasn't my real father.
That's one thing, and I haven't met my father until now.
But I have no choice but to ask my father to know where my mother's grave is.
Because as soon as my mother died, while I was leaving the house,
my father, who didn't even come to the funeral, suddenly appeared and took my mother's remains.
I have complicated feelings for my father, but I have a request to meet my father and ask him to help me find my mother's grave.
Yes, it's really a smell of feet, a turtle, and finally this, but it's a big detective agency, but
I have a request to visit my mother's grave, but before visiting the grave, I have to find my father first.
So I went, please take it.
- Wasn't there a remains? - There was no remains.
I didn't know it at all until then, and I was living a normal life, but I was told only that it didn't exist in this world, and it's like that.
I have a father, but it's also a little complicated for me, and it's become an alcohol addiction, and it feels like my family is collapsing a little, and I met my father in a family court and did a DNA assessment, and a few days later I asked for the results in a family court again, but there was no blood relationship.
I was surprised, but I think of myself as a daughter, so until I was in the third grade of elementary school, until I became an alcohol addiction, I had a very stubborn father impression, and after I became an addiction and drank more alcohol, I wanted to be with him like someone else.
- What about your father?
- My father didn't forgive me, and he didn't stay by my side, so it's very complicated, and in the past it was good, but I have a strong memory that it wasn't like that.
- What kind of person was your mother for you?
- She was always cheerful and kind, and there were always a lot of people around my mother.
- That kind of mother? - Yes.
- When my mother passed away a few days ago, I don't know why my father heard about it, but it seems like he came back home, and at that time, my father took my mother's remains with him, and at that time, there was a letter and this.
- Did you leave this with you? - Yes, I did.
- Did you leave this letter and this photo with you? - Yes, I did.
- Did you say "don't forget me"? - Did you say "don't forget me"?
- I hope you work hard, stay healthy, and study well for the rest of your life. I will do my best, too. - And your cell phone number and name.
- Yes, and on the back... - Oh, there are a lot of things on the back.
- It says "Anit", right? - Yes.
- It's Aso in Kumamoto Prefecture, right?
- Did you know he was from Kumamoto? - Yes, I knew he was from Kumamoto.
- He was born and married in Kumamoto. - I see.
His brother wrote "Anit" on his grave, and his husband called me instead of him.
- Oh, I see. - He told me that he had his mother's grave.
Didn't you know where to go for your grave at that time?
Well, I had a lot of problems in my life at that time, and I was afraid of being connected with my dad.
I'm sure you don't want to meet your dad now, but you have no choice but to go to your dad's grave.
I've been holding on to my dad's grave all my life, and I feel like time has stopped when my mother passed away or my dad disappeared.
I'm sure it won't start unless you call me and make a move.
- Yes. - Do you want me to be next to you?
- Can I look at you from the side? Can you look at me from the side? - Oh, please.
- Oh, I don't know. I'm about to cry. It's kind of frustrating. Do you want me to be next to you?
- I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. - No, it's okay.
- Can I ask you one more question? Are you happy now? - I'm very happy now.
- You're very happy, aren't you? - Yes.
- Even if you're happy, you have a weapon, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- I wanted to tell you... - Are you okay? - Yes.
- Okay, I'll call you. - Please.
- This is NTT Docomo. - Yes, yes, yes.
- The number you have dialed is...
- Is not available at the moment.
- The number you have dialed is...
- Is not available at the moment.
- The number you have dialed is...
- This number is connected, right? - Yes, it is.
In that case, we can find another one.
- It says "Maru-ane", the couple's name. - Yes.
I think Ms. Kyoko is Ms. Choujo.
The same "aso" with different "o" mark.
No answer.
- No answer. - Yes.
- The address is in the same place. - Yes.
- If you want to look for it... - Yes.
- I think you should go. - Yes.
We've come to Aso region in Kumamoto prefecture.
- We'd like to go to Kyoko's house... - Yes.
- But her house isn't even on a bench. - Yes.
- If you use your cell phone halfway, it's around here. - Yes.
- Oh, there's a house. - Oh, there it is.
- Do you want to ask? - Yes.
Excuse me!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
- We're looking for Mr. Oochida's house. - Who's Mr. Oochida?
- Mr. Oochida, Kyoko! - Oh, hello!
- It's just below Maaikko. - Just below Maaikko?
- It looks like it's just below Maaikko here. - Yes.
It's a bit lower.
To put it in a more expressive way, below Maaikko is here...
- Oh, Mr. Oochida's house... - It's the same!
- The name below is the same! - It's the same!
- The name below is the same! - Yes, it's the same.
Excuse me!
Oh, excuse me!
Excuse me! I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Um...
It's a show called "Detective Nightscoop" which airs in Osaka on a morning basis.
Mr. Oochida, Kyoko!
Oh, you're Mr. Oochida, Kyoko!
- So you know Ms. Anan Akiyo? - Yes.
She's been looking for you, Ms. Anan.
Is that you, Kyoko?
Huh? You know me?
- Have you met me when you were little? - I've met you when you were little.
When I got seriously injured in 1945,
I went to see you, Akiyo and Tomoko.
What's up, Ms. Akiyo?
Oh...
- How old are you now? - I'm 29 years old.
- Can you tell me what you're up to? - I'm 29 years old.
I always say this, Akiyo.
I'm already a 29-year-old criminal.
- Huh? You say that a lot, Ms. Akiyo? - Yes.
I've been saying it for hundreds of years.
- All the time? - All the time.
I don't think about anything else.
- Just your daughter? - Yes, just my daughter.
- Really? - Yes.
- Dad, is Canada okay now? Can you meet him? - Yes, we can.
- Oh, really? - Hello? Open up!
Yeah. Shoko wants to see you, but she hasn't come home yet.
Yeah. Where were you?
Hello.
- Mr. Anan. - Hello, Mr. Anan.
- It's on TV for now, but is it okay? - It's okay.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
Have you always been concerned about Shoko?
Of course I am.
She's my only child.
I think she's cute.
But you and Shoko are not related by blood, are you?
Yeah, she's even cuter.
Did you decide to raise her as your own child?
I'm not divorced from my husband.
- Oh, in front of your wife? - Yeah, in front of her.
- That's what bothers me. - Oh, I see.
So I asked her to divorce me twice, but she wouldn't do it.
I see.
I know it's hard for you to say, but I'll ask you honestly.
- Do you still drink a little? - Yeah, I do.
- I don't drink that much. - Naoran!
It seems like there was something between you and your mother that you didn't know about.
- Yes. - And your father...
- Yes. - ...thinks you're his real daughter.
- Yes. - And that's how you grew up.
- Yes. - You don't quit drinking.
It's not that you're drunk, but you drink a lot.
Oh, is that so?
Well, if it's not evidence, it may change.
What will you do? You can choose. It doesn't matter if it doesn't fit you or it does.
It fits me. I want to meet you.
You want to meet me?
Yes.
I'm not a kid.
You're not a kid?
Long time no see.
Are you a boy or a girl?
You're two different kids, but how old are you?
I'm eight years old.
Eight years old and you're a boy or a girl?
A boy.
Eight years old and you're a boy or a girl?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Don't laugh at me.
I'm not laughing at you.
It must have been hard for you.
Of course.
I feel sorry for you.
I'm sorry, you stupid father.
I wish you had been born at a better age.
Thank you for coming to the facility.
How many times do I have to tell you?
There are many reasons why we couldn't meet.
Even when I passed away, I was alone.
I asked Sato to help me.
I took a picture and got in an ambulance.
I don't even remember fainting.
I couldn't even pick up my bones.
You took your mother's ribs, didn't you?
I did.
Why?
I left it as it was.
I didn't want the country to take care of it.
You should have asked me at that time.
At that time...
If you had waited a little longer at home, you would have come back.
I came back at that time.
I'm tired of it.
Finally, selfishness.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
I came to see you.
I'm sorry I've been there for a long time.
I'm married and have two children.
I'm living happily.
Don't worry and protect me.
I'm glad you had a good daughter.
I'm glad.
Don't worry, Tomoko.
It's easy for you to work hard.
Don't drink anymore.
Okay.
Take care of yourself and live a long life.
Okay.
I came to see you.
I'm glad you talked to me.
I hope you will be happy.
Thank you.
I'm worried.
No.
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