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edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete... And unlock the secret room that only exists on weekends...
You keep dancing with CHIC... You keep dancing with CHIC...
I'm caught up in you and I lose myself in you...
Kissing only this moment, always...
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes on complicated modern society...
and thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your reporter, Saori Mashida!
"Detective Night Scoop" is a show where we answer questions from viewers,
find outstanding detectives, and pursue the truth!
That's right!
Before the show started, our manager took a few days off due to COVID-19.
When I heard the show wouldn't air, I got a little depressed.
That's understandable!
Of course! Of course!
I know!
That's right!
But it can't be helped if you're depressed!
You're still saying that!
I hate it! I hate it!
I really hate it!
Even if it did air, I would have refused it!
But now that you say it, it can't be helped if you're depressed!
Why would you be depressed?
Now, let's move on to today's first request!
Yes.
First of all, this is a request from Takuya Matsuda, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 35 years old.
This time, he asked me for help in my challenge.
I love battles and of course I get tired of ships and boats,
so I'm looking forward to the water bath from the sauna the most.
If I had time, I would go all over the country and enjoy the pleasure of cooling my warm body in the sauna with a water bath,
but there is one water bath that is too cold to enter.
General water baths can be used for ten minutes or twenty minutes, but that water bath did not last even five seconds.
At the same time as I was wondering if anyone could enter such a cold water bath, I wanted to get tired of this water bath.
Detective, can you help me capture the frozen ship's bath?
The goal is to use it up to your shoulders for one minute. Thank you for your cooperation.
It seems that general water baths are around seventeen degrees Celsius, but this water bath is nine degrees Celsius.
It's quite hot, isn't it?
Can you capture such a frozen ship's bath? Please take a look at it.
Is it that cold?
It's pretty cold. It's so cold that it hurts or tingles.
Do you do it at that temperature as a shop?
That's right. There are many customers.
Everyone can enter the water bath in the sauna, but no one is staying in the water bath.
Who is staying in the water bath?
It's like you're taking a marathon back and forth and you're touching it.
I see. Everyone can enter for a moment.
It's like you can use it for a moment and go up right away.
If it was a normal water bath between sixteen and seventeen degrees Celsius, you wouldn't have to go into the sauna and you'd be able to go right away.
Then, can you do a general seventeen degrees Celsius water bath at home and stay in the water bath forever?
Then I'd like you to do it.
You're not sweating at all, are you?
Not at all.
You look like you're 42 degrees Celsius.
I think it's pretty strong.
Oh, I don't like it anymore.
It's pretty cold in the seventeen degrees Celsius water bath.
I've never been in such a cold water bath.
It's cold. It's cold.
Can you stay like this?
Yes, I can.
But you can't stay that strong, can you?
No, I can't.
It's rare, isn't it?
It's over there.
We're here. It's over there.
It really feels like a city hot spring.
That's right. It's everywhere.
It's over there, isn't it?
Hello.
I heard that the water bath here is really cold.
Yes.
Is it really cold?
It's really cold.
I heard you want to use it for about a minute.
Oh.
Can you do it?
I'm scared.
Can you let me in for a moment?
Please.
Where is the pool?
It's in front of the hotel.
Oh, it's outside of the hotel.
It's beautiful.
Is this normal hot water?
Hot water?
Yes, it's hot water.
Oh, is this it?
This is the playroom.
The pool is really cold, isn't it?
It's been a long time.
There's an on-the-go game.
It's still fine today, isn't it?
It's still cold.
Everything is different.
It's like ice in a glass and a cold highball.
It's a sauna, isn't it?
It's a sauna.
I haven't heard of it in a long time.
It's a sauna.
Yes.
Isn't it a little hot?
I thought when I came in.
It's about 110 degrees now.
I don't know, but it's fine, isn't it?
It's really hot.
It's annoying.
It's hard today, isn't it?
It disappears in an instant.
When you use it for an instant, you can't do it anymore.
Let's go.
Yes.
Oh, my heart is pounding.
Here we go.
It's too fast!
This is crazy.
Wait a minute.
It's too fast.
Isn't it too fast?
If you're that flexible, you can do it forever.
When you do it, you can do it forever.
What is this?
You just did it.
Can you do it with a little guts?
With guts?
Yes.
Here we go.
Do it.
Four.
Five.
Four.
One.
You're strong.
You're a Japanese ambassador of rugby.
You're a rugby player.
Can you do this?
You can do it, too, right?
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Can you do it?
I'll do it in a second.
Can you do it?
I'll set the temperature for you.
Can you do it?
Okay, I'll do it.
Take your time.
You're a master.
You're good.
You're great.
Take your time.
It's still cold.
What do you mean? You can set it yourself.
Why did you make this temperature?
I wanted to increase the rotation rate of the water bath.
Are you serious?
If you make it this cold, it will definitely rise in 10 or 20 seconds.
Is it a challenge for a large time band?
Yes, it is.
Even if you heat only the outside of the water bath, it will only coat it.
So, it will rise from the inside of the water bath.
So, you have to heat it from the inside of the water bath.
It's hot.
The outside of the salad and the inside of this spicy ramen heat up.
These two are the hottest java.
Look at my sweat.
What?
It's accelerating.
It's hot from the inside.
It's hot.
Wait a minute.
It's hotter than when I just ate it.
I've never seen a cup like this.
It's hot.
My sweat is coming out.
That's right.
It's done.
It's hot.
Let's do it.
Does it feel good?
Does it smell good?
All right.
Let's do it.
I'm sweating.
It's better than you think.
I'm already sweating.
It's hot.
It's really hot.
It's hot.
It's amazing.
Oh, my gosh.
It's very heavy.
Half, about half, about.
Isn't there anyone who can do it in the first place?
I called someone who could do it.
Please!
The master of Japanese swimming. Mr. Narita. Nice to meet you.
Hello. I'm Narita.
How do you swim in Japanese swimming?
It's an official swimming method that has been passed down from Japan to all over Japan.
You can swim normally even in a muddy pond in winter, right?
Of course.
This year's New Year's date is about 56 degrees.
When I was at my lowest, I swam in the ice.
You swam in the ice!
That's enough!
Your legs are long.
Is this official swimming method true?
Yes, it is. This is the basic.
Wow! You're swimming like a Japanese.
It's not like that.
What? Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
It's like normal hot water.
It's like hot water.
I'm getting used to it.
Eight, seven, five, four, three, two, one.
You're done!
Wow!
Why?
Really?
Do you have any tips for swimming?
Well...
Try not to warm up your body as much as you can.
Don't warm up your body!
It's hard to swim in the ice when it's hot.
You're doing the opposite of what you said.
Don't warm up your body.
If you feel it, you can swim in the ice if you warm up your body.
Let's chill out.
It's like stepping on something.
It's too cold.
Let's go.
It's so cold.
Let's go.
Go!
It might be better than before.
Better?
It's much better than before.
Was it better than before?
Yes.
Is it cold? Is it warm?
It's cold, but I can stand it.
You're talking a lot.
Wow!
It's been 15 seconds.
I can stand it.
Wow!
20 seconds!
Wow!
How is it?
It's different.
I can stand it.
30 seconds!
Wow!
You are better than Narita-san.
You are better than me.
40 seconds!
You can do it!
Wow!
How many seconds?
You can do it!
10 seconds!
Wow!
You are cool!
How many seconds?
1 minute!
You did it!
Great!
I did it!
Thank you!
You can't pull yourself up.
Don't pull yourself up.
You did it!
I did it with that hand and this hand.
It's cold.
I did it
for 1 minute.
Congrats!
You must be exhausted.
He did it in reverse!
It's a miracle!
Someone didn't know if it was a cross or not, but if you took off your glasses, no one would know.
If you take off your glasses, no one would know, but if you wear a mask, people would know it's a cross.
It's like a mysterious trick card.
It's not that I have no glasses and wear a mask.
If you take off your glasses, no one would know, but if you wear a mask only, people will know it's a cross.
Let's move on to the next song.
Next, we have a request from Chieko Oichi, who lives in Mie Prefecture and is 68 years old.
Please save my little sister.
A year and a half ago, my mother passed away and I received a Chinese hand-made carpet made of silk and a Turkish carpet made of silk as a memento.
Since my little sister lived in Tokyo for the longest time, the silk carpet had been folded and packed for a while and was kept in my house.
After that, when I tried to put it in a box to send it to my little sister, it smelled very bad.
My little sister said, "The smell will do something about it," so I sent it, but when I opened it, there was a phone call that made me want to vomit and cry.
My little sister washed it with a large coin laundry, dried it for three days and nights, sprinkled it with a bottle of disinfectant, and finally sent it to a cleaning company that specializes in packing and other things, but the smell doesn't seem to go away.
My family told me they couldn't stand it and said it was sealed and thrown into the attic.
Hearing that, I said, "There is only a night scoop."
Please do something about my mother's silk carpet smell.
At home, my mother's silk carpet was pulled out, and at that time it didn't smell at all.
After that, after sending it to Tokyo, my little sister cleans and washes the silk carpet, and she does everything.
However, it still stinks.
"So please do something about this silk carpet of this silk carpet," so the smell has disappeared. Please have a look.
My mother's silk carpet was sent to my little sister's house.
It's right near the house where my mother and I lived.
Oh, it's right near.
When I brought it from my mother's house, it already smelled.
No, it didn't smell when I brought it from my mother's house.
You brought it from your mother's house when you were living in Turkey, didn't you?
I brought it from my mother's house when I was living in Turkey, but I folded it.
And when you smelled it, did it smell?
How bad does it smell?
It smells like it's itchy.
And you went to your sister's house in Tokyo.
I sent it.
Your sister sent it.
And what did your sister do with it?
She gave a lot of money to a carpet specialist.
How much was it?
About 40,000 yen.
That's about 40,000 yen.
A carpet specialist.
A carpet specialist's clinic.
I washed it up and went to pick it up.
The shopkeeper said, "I'm sorry, but it smells a little."
The shopkeeper said it didn't matter, but it didn't matter.
But you're a detective.
But in Kansai...
Yes.
When you're in trouble, you go to the detective night school, don't you?
That's what you all think.
I'm sure it's a good one.
You didn't ask your mother how much you bought it for, did you?
I heard it was 1.3 million yen.
To your mother?
That's what she said.
But later, she said, "Maybe you're deceiving me who doesn't know if you're deceiving me."
Because it was about a trip.
This is what you sent from Tokyo, right?
Yes.
Can you check if you're sure it smells like this?
Me?
Because you're the only one who's experienced that smell.
It's like a vacuum pack.
Like a futon vacuum bag.
Where are you going?
It stinks.
You're crying. It stinks and you're crying.
It really, really stinks.
Oh, no!
Um, it really stinks.
I don't know much about Turkish carpets,
so there's a possibility that it smells like Turkish carpets.
It didn't smell like that when it was new.
But if you use it for a long time, it smells like this,
or if you fold it up for a while, it smells like this.
Turkish people know about night scoops.
I have some advice for you, Andy.
Does Turkish carpets smell like that?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't smell like that at all.
It doesn't smell like that?
No, it doesn't.
Then I'd like you to smell it.
Okay.
Shit!
It stinks!
What is this?!
Shit!
Wow!
Seriously?
It smells like it's getting itchy.
Right?
Ugh, it stinks!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
You just opened the window, didn't you?!
I did, I did.
(coughing)
Andy! Andy! Take this off! Take this off!
Take this off, Andy!
Here, here, here!
Here, smell it!
Ugh, it stinks!
How is it, Andy?! How is it?!
There's an autograph here.
Whose autograph is it? The author's?
No, it's not. It's an autograph of the city where it was built.
It's a good one.
Is it a good one?
It's a good one.
It stinks, but it's a good one.
Do you know anyone who sells truck tires?
First of all, I'd like to smell the real smell of a truck tire.
And I'd like to know more about how much it costs.
I see, I see.
There's one person.
Is he in Osaka?
He runs a tire shop in Horie, Osaka.
Oh, really?!
Oh, here it is.
This is an abrage.
An abrage?
Oh, it's beautiful. It's true.
Thank you in advance.
Does a truck tire have a unique smell?
Well, it's not common.
It's not?
It's not common for a tire.
By the way, which tire is the most expensive in this shop?
Let's say it's 8 million yen.
8 million yen?!
Which one is it?!
This is silk, 100%.
This is 8 million yen?!
Yes.
(laughter)
Not bad at all, right? Not bad at all.
For example, this is small, but...
Is it small and how much is it?
About 5 million yen.
What?! Let's see it! Let's see it!
The name is written here.
Oh, really?
It's a name of a town called Helike.
It doesn't smell at all. It doesn't smell at all.
(rustling)
I only know "chase" now.
(laughter)
It smells, doesn't it?
Yes, but I don't think it used to smell like this.
I think it was spilled and folded.
Japanese cleaners don't know how to wash it like this.
What?!
That's why you can't take it off.
It's 40,000 yen!
40,000 yen...
Even if you know it, I don't think Japanese cleaners can take it off like this.
By the way,
how much is it when you buy a new one?
It's cheap, but it can be useful.
What?!
If it was a new one.
For now, we will solve this problem with a light scoop.
In order to be able to use it for now,
speaking of smelly things, a light scoop is...
Do you know what it is?
Yamamoto Koryo-san?
That's right.
I was thinking of going to Yamamoto Koryo-san.
Here you go.
Boss, it's a light scoop.
Wow!
Yes.
It's a Turkish carpet, and it looks like a real one.
It's like...
It stinks!
It's a strange smell.
My nose is getting stuffy.
It's an amazing smell.
There is a smelly smell in Koryo and in perfume, right?
Yes.
If you think of it as one of the ingredients,
a smell that goes well with it has come up in my head.
Oh, is there such a thing?
Yes.
As expected!
In addition, I'm thinking of a story about this Turkey.
Is that so?
Yes.
That's where I get that smell.
Oh, that's good.
So you put this in your head and combine it like this...
That's right.
What do you put in it?
This is a little wood scent.
Wood scent.
Yes. Well, it had a little heavy, moldy smell, so I'm going to cleanse it with this wood scent.
I think this is the best for me. It's called frankincense.
In Japanese, it's called "niuko", which comes from the word "ki" which means "wood".
This scent is very popular in Turkey and the Arabian Peninsula.
Since it's a Turkish carpet, I'm going to add this scent and expand it.
I'm using only natural incense as much as possible, so it may match very well.
Thank you for waiting.
Excuse me.
It stinks!
It stinks in this room!
I'm going to set up a table around here in the back hall.
Let's go.
Here you go.
Wow.
How is it?
It's really good.
It's really good?
I can't believe it.
It doesn't smell?
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Ugh, it stinks!
It stinks! It's totally different.
No, it was really good.
The matching was really good.
Wow.
Rather than killing the smell with the smell,
I want the original smell to become a good, natural smell, a normal smell.
That's right.
This smell is also a natural smell, right?
We used a lot of natural incense to match it.
Since we're matching it...
Can you give it a name?
That's right.
Since we're from the same generation,
we'll call it "Tonday Istanbul".
No, I don't think it's a good name.
That's right.
Anyway, we got to know each other before.
We got help from Mr. Koryo Yanamoto again.
Yes, yes.
What kind of smell is it?
It's a smell that stinks.
You know...
It's like a smelly smell, right?
Yeah.
Even if you leave it alone for a long time,
even if you leave it outside, it smells like it's rotten.
Rather than a smell that stings your nose,
it's a smell that makes you feel "Wow, it's gross."
If you put the excrement liquid in the bottle of an anesthesiologist,
and put it in your nose...
If you put it in your nose...
It'll go everywhere.
That's right, that's right.
If you do it for years, it'll become a disease.
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day.
Yes.
The last request is from Kensaku Yoshida, 46 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Nice to meet you, detectives. I am a professional darts player.
I'm thinking of retiring as a professional this year, but in the end I have someone I really want to play against.
That person is Akari Oshiro, who made me want to become a professional, and who is active as a top player in the darts world.
I started playing darts when I was 37 years old, but I quickly became obsessed with it and couldn't throw it as I wanted.
I decided to quit darts today and met Oshiro in a tournament.
She spoke highly of me, and thanks to her words, I was able to overcome my hiccups and come this far as a professional.
However, this time I decided to retire and finally play against my mentor, Oshiro Akari, and I want her to tell me how grateful she is for everything she's done for me.
However, I can't ask a top player like her to play against me.
So, detective, could you please make room for me to play against you?
It's an important role, too.
That's right.
Oshiro is a woman and a top player. She has become number one in Japan many times.
In order for me to retire, I want to thank Oshiro and continue playing darts.
So, I want to play against her for the last time.
What do you think happened?
I would like you to...
You don't have to say it.
Go ahead.
I, an extremely good soldier,
would like to solve your problem, Mr. Yoshida.
Hello.
You seem to have a problem.
That's right.
I started playing darts when I was 37 years old.
Well, I've been playing for a while now.
My arms just kept moving and I couldn't stop unless I did this or that.
And when I thought about quitting darts, I met a professional named Akari Oshiro.
At that time, he said that I was playing darts with all my heart and said,
Please enjoy the darts I love.
At that time, we kept shaking hands, but we didn't talk much.
In a professional match, if you make a call three times, you're disqualified.
Until the second time, we didn't talk much.
One of the darts players was trying to quit darts, but I said, "There's no way I can play darts."
I've been supported by him all the way, but when I thought about retiring,
if the start was Akari Oshiro and the end was also Akari Oshiro, I thought, "I'm not good at it."
In a professional match, men and women play separately, so there's no chance of winning.
But in the end, I met Akari Oshiro and played seriously with him.
I may lose to him, but I wanted to end it.
Oh, I see.
Cry and laugh.
One day, flowers will bloom.
Cry and laugh.
32!
Huh? How old are you?
32.
32?!
You haven't changed at all!
You should retire!
Yes, I should retire.
Well, let's go meet Oshiro.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Where are you staying?
I'm staying in Okinawa.
I run a store with my mother in Okinawa, so I think you'll be there.
Huh? Okinawa?!
Yes, Okinawa.
Isn't it around here?
No, it's not.
Huh, Okinawa...
Oh my!
We're in Okinawa.
Huh?
We really are in Okinawa.
Right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me look it up.
This...this...this...
Huh? Wait a minute.
Yes, I understand.
I'll be back.
Hey.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Um...Oshiro?
Yes, that's me.
Um...do you play darts or something like that?
Yes, I do.
Oh, hello.
Huh? Wait a minute.
Um...actually...
Yes?
Um...there's someone who wants to meet you.
Huh?
Yes.
Do you know who it is?
No, I don't know.
Can you meet him for a moment?
With pleasure.
Now...
Yes.
Please come in.
Yes.
Come in!
It's been a while.
Oh, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
Oh!
Why, why, why, why?
Let me look it up.
Yes.
Um...it's better if you explain it.
Yes.
I met you for the first time, and that's where my professional life began.
It was very reassuring for me.
I kept thinking, "I'll do my best again. Even if I lose, I'll do my best next time."
This time, I'm thinking of retiring this year.
It's frustrating, but...
I wanted to tell you that.
You were my first professional player.
I wanted you to end it for me.
So I came all the way to Okinawa.
Thank you.
How do you feel about retiring?
In terms of making a decision,
I know that you thought a lot about it and came up with an answer.
I'm happy that you came all the way to Okinawa to tell me about it.
Thank you.
If you don't mind, I'd like to have a match with you.
Would you accept it?
Of course. Thank you.
I don't want to lose. I will do my best.
As a trainee, I would like to do my best and tell people my thoughts.
Now, the competition begins!
Oh!
- Oh!
- Nice! - Oh!
- One in! - One in!
- Oh! - Oh!
- All three! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Thank you!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh! You do it, you do it!
- Wow! But it's 24, right? 24 means... - Yes, 12.
- It's 12x12. - Yes, that's right.
- It's outside, right? - Yes, it is.
- It's there, right? - Yes.
- If it goes in there, it's a game set. - Yes.
- It'll be a win. - Yes, that's right.
- Then, I'll have you do it. - Please do.
This is the pro's area.
Wow!
Game set!
Thank you very much.
Oh no, I'm going to cry.
Thank you very much.
My chest is full.
I think I can retire comfortably with this.
Thank you very much.
You are a fun pro.
I have nothing more to say.
Thank you very much.
Laugh.
Retire today.
Cry.
How was it?
It was great, wasn't it?
It was fun, wasn't it?
Did you happen to sing yesterday's song?
Did you happen to sing it?
No, it was my first time.
It was a coincidence.
Really?
Coincidence.
It's true.
It's a song from Okinawa.
I don't know if it's from Okinawa or not, but it's a song from there.
It's a coincidence.
I just noticed it.
It's a coincidence.
I was a little surprised.
You're crying, so you should cry.
That's right.
It's a coincidence.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I just noticed it.
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For those of you who came to the studio to play, we will provide you with a program-specific clarifying file.
Let's have a good time next time as well.
Thank you very much.
Please send in as many questions you have daily to this detective office.
Your request can be sent to the address you see or to the program homepage.
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