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This is the only time I can capture you and make you crazy, and kiss you all the time.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop.
Taking a sharp knife at the complex modern society,
I'm Prime Minister Matsumoto, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which definitively investigates various mysteries and questions.
And then there's my secretary, Saori Matsuda.
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau will immediately dispatch talented detectives to pursue the truth.
It's not directly related to that program, but Mr. Kanpe said that Nervous Geki, Yoshimoto Nervous Geki, sounded really great.
What happened, what happened, Kanpe-kun?
What did you do?
No, no, no, what is it?
Is it an elegant detective?
No, it's not an elegant search.
gm。
Yes, General Manager.
What's different from before?
Well, well, um, there were a lot of things going on.
Um, well, well, well, there are a lot of things.
I feel unseen when I can't say anything.
You have good information.
Now, let's move on to your first request today.
First of all, I have a request from Emi Sakai, who lives in Tokyo.
I love pro-wrestling and I'm a 38-year-old woman.
Last year, I met my boyfriend who loves pro- wrestling and had fun every day.
However, recently, our opinions were mixed for the first time.
It's a pro-wrestling technique called "paradise lock", whether you believe it or not.
Paradise lock is an indirect technique that puts both arms between your legs and makes you look like you're taking a dip,
but once you're caught, you can't release it on your own.
However, I can't believe it no matter how I think about it.
I can definitely release it.
However, my boyfriend says excitedly that this technique is amazing and can never be released on one's own.
Can we release it or not? Can't you make it clear, black and white? This is the request.
That's what it is.
Interesting.
Yes.
Does anyone know this technique called "parallel lock"?
I like it, but I don't know.
It's a weak technique.
That's right. I think I'll explain it later.
This request is for pro-wrestling fans.
However, only that technique is...
Wait a minute...
I think it's weird.
It's weird, isn't it?
Let's check it out.
38-year-old woman's request. Can we release it or not?
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Sano.
Nice to meet you, too.
You like pro-wrestling?
Yes.
Is that so?
What attracts you about pro-wrestling?
Serious and serious clashes.
I see.
It makes me cry.
However...
There's one thing I'm curious about.
What is it?
Paradise lock.
From the name...
I feel like I'm messing around.
It's paradise.
All right!
Move!
It's dangerous.
Move, move!
It's said that you can't release yourself if you're locked up.
I see.
It's not like that...
Is it okay?
If you like pro-wrestling, you don't like that emotion, do you?
It's like...
I want to believe in the person I like, but I can't.
I wonder if I should look at my boyfriend's cell phone.
It's the most unsettling.
Does your boyfriend lock you up?
Yes.
He says I can't release myself.
I see.
It's a great technique.
He says I can't release myself.
- Oh, hello. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Can I ask you for your name? - Yamasaki Yohei.
- Yes.
- How long have you been dating? - It's only been two months.
- Two months?! - Basically, we have similar opinions.
- I see. You're the same age. - Yes, we are.
- But we don't get along here. - You don't get along here.
- You don't get along? - No, we don't.
- I don't think we can get apart. - I see.
- Because of my own weight. - Yes.
- I can't hold myself together. - No one is trying to hold you back.
- We're just talking to each other. - Yes, yes.
- It's better for you to move on your own. - Yes.
- If you're willing to cooperate with us... - Yes.
- This is... - Dragon Gate!
- They're already doing it! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- Yeah! - Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- So, here we have a professional wrestler who is most involved in paradise rock in Japan, Saito Ryo!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- What do you mean "most involved in paradise rock in Japan"?
- Paradise rock is a specialty of a wrestler called Milano Collection 80.
- Milano Collection 80? - Milano Collection 80 is a professional wrestler...
- Oh, you know him? - Oh, yes!
- When I debuted in Japan, I lost to Milano in a match against him in paradise rock.
- What?! - Yes, I was the first one to lose.
- You were the first one to lose in paradise rock?! - Yes, I was.
- Paradise rock?! - Yes. - Wow!
- After that, I've been beaten up many times with that technique.
- So, Milano Collection 80 is your technique? - Yes, it's his special technique.
- Could you show it to the person who created it? - No, that's...
- Milano Collection 80 has already retired... - Yes, he's retired.
- He knows everything about paradise rock. - He knows it all.
Before we start, she had back pain and she had kick- legging many times.
- And her husband said that her shoulder was too loose and she was like, "Is it okay?" - "Is it okay?"
- So we asked her to come here. - Yes, sir. Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming. - We'll be glad to help you with anything.
- Yes, sir. Please leave it to us. - Yes. Let's do it!
Taito, "Paradise Rock"!
Okay, let's go!
Let's do it!
Okay!
Okay...
Go ahead!
Yeah!
I'm going to sleep.
Yeah!
Hands...feet...
Yeah!
Oh, hands again...
Over there...
Stomp! Stomp!
He's been killed!
How's that?!
No...
I'm scared!
What? What?
I'm scared!
What?
Yamasaki-san!
How's that?! Huh?!
I can't move!
How's your shoulder?
My shoulder...is fine!
Your shoulder is fine?!
But...
How do you move it?
Your shoulder is fine, but...
It doesn't move!
Why? Why?
Ah! I'm surprised!
I'm surprised!
You can move it!
How...
I don't know if I should move it or not.
If you try to move it strangely, it may be enjoyed.
Wow!
Really?
You are suspicious.
You are not a person who lies.
No, I'm not. Really.
You have changed clothes and you are ready.
Yes, I'm ready.
How do you feel now?
I will tell you about my long-standing worries here today.
Please!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Go!
Yes!
You just roll it!
Yes!
How do you feel?
Now!
Please solve it!
It's solved!
Wait a minute!
It's solved!
Wait a minute!
It's solved! It's solved!
No, it's not solved.
It's solved!
Wait a minute!
It's solved!
Wait a minute!
Please do it again!
It's the first time for me to do this to a woman.
Yes!
Maybe I don't know how to do it.
I see!
Yes!
It's very soft!
It's soft!
Did you like it that much?
Obviously more than when you were young!
She's rolling it!
How do you feel?
It's solved!
Paradise! Just paradise!
You're being too harsh on me!
I couldn't move at all.
Of course you couldn't.
It felt like it was closing in.
If you like to move, it's easier for you to decide.
Muscles are thin and soft, so it's pretty tough.
You don't fight thin and soft people, do you?
That's right.
I know you're being harsh on me, but I want you to win.
You're provoking me.
I want you to win Paradise Lock!
Are you sure you want me to win?
Yes.
Are you serious?
Yes.
You seemed like you were serious earlier.
I'll do it seriously.
Serious Paradise Lock!
Let's do it!
It's too deep.
It's a different technique.
It's too deep.
My body is spinning.
It's in!
Paradise Lock is decided!
How is it?
It's in!
Paradise Lock doesn't work on me!
It's too soft.
Your legs looked like they were going up.
I thought I couldn't do it.
Can I do it with a simple curiosity?
Of course.
I'm a little suspicious of you, Sakai-san.
I'm sorry about that.
Ouch!
Take it off!
How is it?
What is it?
I can't take it off!
Ouch!
I don't know where I'm moving.
You're getting scared.
That's right.
I was trying to move my hand, but my right foot was moving.
That's right.
It's too hard for me to put it on.
It's too hard for me to put it on!
Has it been decided?
If you take it off, it's paradise lock!
Well, Tani-sensei, what do you think?
Tani-sensei...
It's hard, isn't it?
Tani-sensei, can you take it off?
I can't.
You can't?
Are you okay?
It's strange.
So, three men who couldn't take it off.
I didn't know what it would be like.
But I still have regrets about not being able to take it off.
Shall we try it?
Now, Mr. Irai and Ms. Sagai, you've gained a lot of weight!
Ms. Sagai, you're wearing a sweater number 6 and a fleece number 2 on top of it.
And you're wearing 5 layers of underpants.
Isn't this paradise rock? What do you think about it?
Well, my joints barely move.
They don't move?
Yes.
I think you've lost your flexibility.
Yes.
Ms. Sagai, I'd like to see it with my own eyes.
By all means.
Yes.
Sweater... Sweater... Get caught!
A little more... A little more...
Hot! Hot!
Is it hot?
Yes.
I'm supporting you, but...
Ms. Sagai, I'm supporting you, but...
Hot!
Get caught!
It's paradise rock!
It's paradise!
My legs hurt!
Your legs hurt?
Does it work?
My legs hurt!
What do you think, Ms. Sagai?
My left leg hurts!
Does it work?
Sagai, does it work?
It does!
Get caught!
It hurts!
My left leg hurts!
What should we do?
Get caught!
I did it!
I may be happier than winning the match.
I'm sorry for doubting you.
No, I'm glad you understood.
Are you happy, Ms. Sagai?
I'm very happy!
I was wondering what to do.
Paradise rock worked for us, and we were able to prove that it was a proper technique,
but Saito's evaluation didn't go up at all.
I'm very happy about that.
Thank you very much.
That's right.
That's what you think, right?
That's right.
A little chubby man doesn't move at all.
I don't know where to move.
I know that you are serious about Paradise Rock.
But when you decided to do it, you looked so serious.
That's the beauty of professional wrestling, isn't it?
It's time for professional wrestling.
But Mr. Tani was very excited.
Mr. Tani was very excited.
He said, "I want to be a cartoonist next year."
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the following is a request from Mr. Mao Tanno, 31 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
My son, who is two years and ten months old, loves vacuum cleaners.
I've liked it since I was one and a half years old, but now I talk about vacuum cleaners all day long.
When I'm at home, I remove the vacuum cleaner parts and put them back.
If you go to a household appliance retailer, you can remember the name of the manufacturer without leaving the vacuum cleaner corner for a long time.
Such a son recently began to want his own vacuum cleaner.
I want it so much that I decided to buy one, but I'm in trouble because there are too many vacuum cleaners I want.
Can you find me my son's number one vacuum cleaner?
He is two years old.
He likes vacuum cleaners and he is two years old.
But I thought I had to clear it somehow, so I went there, but what do you think happened?
I don't know.
Everyone, look at me.
Hello.
Good morning.
It's early in the morning.
Hello.
You like vacuum cleaners so much, don't you?
What are you doing now?
I like opening and disassembling vacuum cleaners.
You like vacuum cleaners and you like vacuum cleaners.
Wow!
Where is it?
Here.
Do you say "boom"?
Trigger.
Do you say "trigger"?
You know a lot of things.
Gengun, where is this vacuum cleaner from?
Gengun, what does it say?
Tyson.
You know Tyson, too?
That's amazing.
What is this vacuum cleaner called?
Makita.
I don't know.
It says Makita, but I don't know.
Gengun, what is this?
Oh, it's a combination.
Combination, combination.
This is the main body.
Main body.
I'll press it.
It's like this all the time.
Are you playing like this all the time?
It's coming!
There's more garbage.
I was surprised!
It's surprisingly tiring.
Please eat it.
I got it!
Please eat it!
It's floating!
Gen!
Do you like it?
Yes.
You're turning red.
I thought you'd turn red.
You've picked up something, haven't you?
I did.
What's this?
A love letter I got at a casualty store.
What is it, Roomba?
Roomba?
Do you like this catalog?
I like it.
You like catalogs.
Do you know where this is from?
Tokiba.
Do you know this?
I know it.
You know it?!
You can't even read "g."
What is this?
Omniglide.
It's called "Dyson's Omniglide."
There's a filter in here.
There's a filter in here?
There is.
There is?!
You want to see what's in these cleaners, right?
Yes.
I want to go to the electric store.
You want to go to the electric store.
Gengun wants his own cleaner, right?
That's right.
I like it so much that I can drink it.
It's a very good thing for me as a parent.
Gengun, what do you want?
What cleaner do you want?
Panasonics, Drytons, Dukunkas, ICs, Arabats, and vintage machines.
I want a lot of them.
A lot of them?
Four of them?!
Make it one!
No!
Please! Make it one!
Make it a lot of them!
One!
Make it a lot of them!
No!
Make it a lot of them!
This is Detective Hazawa Kanpei of Detective Night Scoop.
Detective Night Scoop?
I always enjoy watching you. Thank you!
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
A two-year-old girl really likes cleaners.
At two years old?!
Yes.
She's also interested in machines.
That's wonderful!
I want to show her as much as she wants.
I'd like you to cooperate with me.
Really?!
Yes! It's 7 in the morning!
Come on! Get up!
Get up!
Stay still! Stay still!
This is...
Seven Park!
Look at this!
Up to 10 in the morning!
To be honest, there's a lot of things you can do here!
- What?! - What?!
Now, I've called a very knowledgeable and powerful assistant for you, Karen!
Hello! I'm Karen Genni's assistant, Takuya Kachigai!
Huh?! You know so much?!
Yes! I've been working at a convenience store for over 10 years,
and I'm qualified as a convenience store advisor who can explain convenience products well!
This doesn't get tangled up!
There are two brushes like this, and it gets tangled up,
but the tangled hair is pulled inwards and sucked in at the end!
By the way, what did you think of when you heard this story?
I have a three-year-old son,
and I thought he was a genius for getting this much information at two!
- Really?! - Yes!
I'd like to recommend you the best one while looking at the trends!
Okay!
Gangster!
Gangster, you're a little too fast! Too fast! Too fast!
I won!
One more time! One more time!
Look! Look over there!
- Look! They're waiting for you! - My dream enemy! My dream enemy!
- Welcome! Good morning! - Good morning!
- Excuse me!
- Thank you for your time! - Thank you for coming!
I, Sera, will be explaining your products!
Oh, this is it!
- How much is it? - 60,000 yen!
- 60,000 yen!
- I can introduce you to a really good one! - A really good one!
- We don't have much time! You can go wherever you want! - Vacuum cleaner!
- Where's the vacuum cleaner? - Oh! Here it is!
- That's great! - Thank you!
- Look at this! - Where is it from?
- Dyson! - Dyson!
- Can you take it off? - Pull it up.
- Oh, you can pull it up. - She knows how to take it off.
- I can't take off the one at home, so I brought a screwdriver and told her to take it off.
- Is there anything you're interested in? - This one?
- This one is from America. - America?
- Can you tell which one is from America? - This one is from Kenya.
- Oh, you know which one is Kenya? - I know all of them!
- You know all of them! That's amazing! - This one is also interesting.
- Can you put it in here? - Oh, you got it!
- Wow! - Oh, wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Which one is it? - Where is it from?
- Omiglide! - Daza!
- She said she wanted to see what's inside.
- Look, Omiglide! - Here we go!
- Ta-da! - Oh, wow!
- It looks like this inside. - Wow, look!
- Look, it's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's amazing inside! - It's amazing!
- Can you move it a little closer? - Can you move it a little closer?
- It's moving! - Here we go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- Wow!
- She's cleaning it up. - Wow!
- She's cleaning it up.
- Which one do you want?
- Do you like this one?
- Oh, it's light.
- It's light.
- Genki, smell it.
- Wow.
- Look.
- You can't see the bottom because it's dark.
- Look how bright it is.
- Genki, look at this.
- Look at this.
- Oh, it's not turning when it's not on the floor.
It doesn't turn. It's for holding up the batteries.
When it's in place, it starts turning.
That's amazing.
It's spinning.
Gen, if you push this button...
- It's not small. - Try it.
Push it and it turns.
You can clean this part too.
Gen, look at this.
- It's clear. - This cleaner has various nozzles.
Try putting it in.
- There it is. - There it is.
You can clean windows with this.
- It's easy to use. - It comes off.
- Try putting it in. - There's a lot.
This is for sofas and beds.
It's easy to use.
Do you like it?
It's fun.
How is it? Do you like this vacuum cleaner? Is it fun?
Ken-chan!
Is this number one?
Are you going to use this as a vacuum cleaner?
Hey, what do you think?
I don't know, but it looks like the best one.
It's 9:59 now.
Wow, only one minute left.
Ken-kun, if you're going to take this home, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
I'm going to take this home.
How much is it?
This is the first sale, and the total is 59,800 yen.
That's perfect!
Oh, it's green!
Ken-chan, how do you like it?
I don't know.
It's fun, isn't it?
Everyone who doesn't know me knows this.
But I like this one better than the vacuum cleaner.
That's right, I like this one better.
Do you like combining things?
I like the sound of it.
The sound of it fitting in.
It didn't fit in at all!
Now, let's move on to the last order of the day.
The last order is from Megumi Toda, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, and her husband, who is 41 years old.
I couldn't get on the escalator alone, so I asked you to make it possible for me to get on it.
When all of my family went out, my husband held hands with my eldest son and I held hands with my eldest daughter and got off, but it is difficult to go out without my husband.
I hold my one-year-old son in my arms and hold my eldest daughter in my arms and put her on the escalator.
Then I immediately hold hands with my eldest daughter and stretch my hand out to my husband, who is waiting behind me, but my husband leaves me without good timing.
Once I get off on the first floor with my eldest daughter, I have to go back to pick up my husband on the escalator.
To be honest, it's a hassle.
This year, my husband will be in the third grade and my eldest daughter will enter elementary school, so I'd like him to be able to ride the escalator alone soon.
"Detective, it's a serious problem for me, so I'd like you to take care of it," he said.
Yes, he's gone.
He can't get on the escalator down.
He's eight years old and five years old.
He's eight years old and a second-year elementary school student, so he's a big brother, but he's gone because he wants to solve it as soon as possible.
Did you manage to get on the escalator safely?
Please show us the video.
He can't get off the escalator, so he must be scared at first.
That's right. I was able to ride it once.
I was able to ride it normally with my age, but for the past year or so, I got scared all of a sudden and said I couldn't ride it.
- Even though you were able to ride it? - That's right.
I didn't know that.
Actually, I filmed the video just yesterday or the day before yesterday.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Are you filming it? - Yes.
- Yes, yes, I'll go. - Do your best!
- Oh, you're going this far? - You're back!
- Oh, sister!
- Okay, ready?
- Ready? Good performance!
- Hey! Hey!
- Wait for me there. - Okay.
Wait for me. I have to go pick up Aymu.
You can't follow me. Wait for me.
- If you follow her, you'll stay there forever. - I'm sorry.
The same thing happened the other day.
I wanted you to do something about it, so I asked you for a favor.
- Hello. - Can I have a kiss?
Who are you, sir?
Are you afraid of riding an escalator?
So you can ride it if you hold my hand?
If you can ride it alone, you want to ride it?
- Yes. - I see.
- I'm a little scared. - You're a little scared?
I don't have a handle for an escalator, so I'm a little scared of falling.
I'm a little scared of you, too.
I told you to hold it.
I told you to hold the belt, Mom.
- But you did. - But you did.
- You always say "hold it" and "one, two, three". - I did.
- And you said "hold it". - Yes.
- Didn't you do it? - No.
- Why didn't you do what you were told? - Why did you start fighting?
- No, no, no. - Why all of a sudden?
- It was too early for that. - No, I'm sorry.
- Maybe... - I always say "hold it" and "one, two, three".
- Maybe you're serious about this. - I'm not saying anything.
Shall we go in?
- Yes, it's San Patio. - That's right.
Let's see if we can climb it.
Oh, it's already...
Oh, it's already... What's up with climbing?
This is...
- Well, first of all, as usual... - Yes.
Let's go down and see what we usually do.
- Well... - Shall we go down?
- Well, I'm scared. - What do you usually do?
- Aimo, wait a minute. - Yes.
Let's go.
- You can do it, right? - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- One, two, three. - Yes, yes, yes.
Aimo? Aimo? Hurry up, hurry up!
You can't do it? You can't do it?
Stand up, stand up. It's dangerous.
[Laughter]
Wait, wait, wait.
- Did you get on? - Yes.
- Did you get on? Really? - Yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Ayumu. Wait.
- Did you make it? - Yes.
- I haven't seen you yet. - I made it.
- I haven't seen you. - I'm scared.
- Oh, you're back. - It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous.
- Why did you come back? - It's okay, let's try again.
- Ayumu, will you come back?
- Then we'll calm down.
- Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
- What a way of getting on. - I somehow got on.
- Did you get on? - I got on.
- I got on.
- It's a normal boy and girl. - Normal?
- Huh? - What should we do?
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- I never thought you'd get on. - I'm sorry.
- I made it. - You made it.
- What's with that cool look?
- What would you do if you were the director? - Really?
- I couldn't get on no matter what I did. - What are you saying?!
But now, in this situation where we have to wait, I think it's a bit of a nuisance for the person behind me.
Well, well.
Even with this voice, it's kind of okay.
Just like how Shio-chan couldn't ride it before, I wonder if Ayumu-kun will be able to ride it smoothly in the future.
Yes.
That's the kind of location it was.
You said you wanted to ride it smoothly.
Yes, that's right.
Oh, oh, oh!
Can you do it?
Eh, really?
Really?
Delicious!
Wait for me below.
I can't ride it. It's delicious.
It's delicious.
I don't like it.
It was amazing.
I could ride it.
It's delicious.
It's amazing.
I could ride it.
It's perfect.
It's amazing.
It was delicious.
Both of you were influencing each other.
One of you was afraid of it.
You thought it was scary.
You were afraid of it.
But you decided to ride it.
You were not afraid of it.
When you saw it, you thought you could do it.
You did your best.
Don't say anything funny.
We came to Nagoya. Do you know why?
Because there is a factory that makes escalators in Nagoya.
Let's go.
We want you to like escalators more.
So, we came here to make Mitsubishi Electric Inazawa.
Since 1964, when it was established as a specialized factory of elevator and escalator,
we send out the highest quality products to countries over 90 countries in the world.
How much does it cost?
It costs about 15 million yen for 5 meters.
15 million yen?
It's very expensive.
And, this is a beautiful curved spiral escalator that is only made of Mitsubishi Electric.
It is said that there are only about 100 of them in the world.
It's dangerous.
You got on it. You are good.
You are good.
You have never bent an escalator before.
It's very mysterious. What is this?
It was fun.
Weren't you scared?
I am happy that I can ride it now.
You are amazing.
Will you ride it without being scared from now on?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
That's all for now. We delivered it from Nagoya.
Goodbye! Let's meet again.
Spiral Escalator
Isn't it amazing?
Have you ridden it before?
No, no, no.
Kids want to go to an escalator factory.
You didn't say a word.
It's really...
I ride it suddenly.
At that time, suddenly,
Ah, I can't ride it suddenly!
I said like that.
You got carried away.
Huh?
Really?
You get really angry.
I see.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Paradance Lock?
Isn't there anyone who can ride it?
You can't compete with it, can you?
How do you do it?
Can you do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Just a little.
Do you want me to do it?
Are you okay?
I don't know if I can do it or not.
You don't have to throw it.
I need your help.
Put your feet...
Put your hands in...
Is it down there?
Yes, it's down there.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Please take it.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Yes, yes, yes.
Roll it up.
You can't do it.
You can't do it at all.
I can't do it at all.
It's hell.
This program is
produced by your request.
For those of you who applied for a request,
here's a detective notepad.
Also for those of you who came to the studio to play,
we will offer you a program-specific clear file.
And now, let's wish you good luck next time as well.
Thank you very much.
(applause)
Good evening, I'm Sakurada Junko who hasn't peeped yet. (laughter)