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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In the secret room only for weekends, you dance
CHICU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your cheeks
Captured in your dream TSUKAMAETE YUMETSU ni Captured in your dream
I'm the secretary, Masuda Saori.
At the Detective Agency, based on requests from viewers of television,
we will look for qualified detectives and make an honest appeal.
- Yes. - Yes.
- A little bit of everyday life! - That's right.
- A little bit of everyday life... - That's right.
- Yes. - That's right.
- Requests also have to be easier... - That's right.
- ...to get, you know... - Yes.
- ...doing "face" and stuff like that. - Yes.
- If we don't have any, I think I'll also apply. - What?!
You'll be a detective?
- That's right. - That's right! I said it twice!
- You're talking so casually... - You're not really that kind of director, right?
- No, we're not. - We're not, but...
- We're big bosses! - We're big bosses!
- For example, you're really shy... - No, I'm not!
- It's not going to work out! - I'll try and end it quickly.
- No, you can't! - You can't!
- I'll keep apologizing with a bright red face! - No, you can't!
- Are you okay? - You're so annoying!
I'm sorry about that, but...
Well then, let's look at today's first request.
Okay, first up is a request from Masahiro Nonoyama, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 52 years old.
Half of my car is buried in my parents' garden.
It's been like that for over 30 years now.
However, we've been sharing things and it's become necessary for me to pull it out.
I tried pulling it out with a rope myself, but it didn't come out easily.
On top of that, I hurt my back.
"Could you do something about it?" This is the request.
- This is Nonoyama-san's request. - I see.
- He's a regular at Knights Club. - I see.
- Do you know the song? - No, I kind of know it.
- But 30 years ago, you said "half of my car is buried in my parents' garden." - Yes, I know it.
- I don't know why you have to pull it out right now. - That's right.
Did you manage to pull it out?
Please take a look.
People watching TV, do you know Nonoyama-san?
In "Night Scoop", it's almost irregular.
How many times is it?
More than 20 times.
There is a history of war there.
Look over there.
It's a shame.
Can you imitate a cat?
Oh, it's starting to growl.
While doing that, one of them growls.
It was blown away.
Oh, I can't catch my breath.
I can't catch up with my brain.
But you are really skillful.
I think you have more stories.
Yes, it's been 31 years.
The car was buried 31 years ago.
Did you bury it yourself?
Yes, I dug a hole for my brother.
It's difficult to dig a hole, so I did it for 3,000 yen.
It's cheap.
Is the car new or used?
It's used. It's my friend's father's car.
Wait a minute. What do you mean? Are you going?
This area is Nonoyama-san's hometown.
That's right. This is my hometown.
Is this your hometown?
Yes.
Does anyone live there now?
No one lives there now.
Is it an empty house now?
Yes.
It says Nonoyama.
This is bad.
Bad?
What are you doing?
This is it.
Has this been buried for about 30 years?
That's right.
Why?
In America, there is a thing called "cadillac lunch".
Yes, yes, there is, there is.
There are about ten of them.
Yes.
Spraying and spraying.
Oh, you like it?
Yes.
The moment I saw it, I was very impressed.
How did you put this in?
My brother will dig a hole for me.
About 1.5...
And...
This is the one you can bury.
I pushed it with all my strength.
Yes, you pushed it.
Then...
The front wheel just fell off.
Isn't this impossible?
No, I raised it with a jack.
I bought another one, the same mk2.
It's a familiar car, so I bought a moving one.
And then...
I did this...
It came in like "zubu, zubu, zubu".
But this car will also be crushed.
Yes, it will.
But it's for that.
It's for work.
Well...
Now I understand why you buried it.
Why do you want to pull this car out now, 30 years later?
The government approved it.
This is farmland.
It's not vegetables or trees.
What is this?
They approved it with farmland.
It's okay, I'll do it.
But you have to do it properly.
I will.
You know, right?
I'll be really angry if you pull it out.
Yes, I like that part.
I like it when you don't push it.
I'll do it.
Please.
What?
It's harder than I thought.
The soil is heavy.
You're sucking water, aren't you?
Yeah.
Was your husband your younger brother?
Yes, he was.
I can't ask you about your younger brother. How much did it cost you?
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Kei?
Yes, yes, yes.
You dug a hole in my car when you filled it up.
Yeah.
How long did it take you?
I don't know. I think it took me about a week.
Oh, a week!
Yeah.
Still, Nonoyama-san.
Don't open the hatch. Don't you have any friends?
Not many.
Mark-kun!
Oh!
I'm so happy!
He's here! He's here!
He's my cousin, Shou-chan.
Shou-chan!
Hello, daughter.
I'm so happy!
Did you know about this field?
I've known about it for a long time.
For 30 years?
Yes.
What did you think of it at the time?
I thought you'd do it.
Well, we're of the same family.
Yes.
Isn't this hollow?
Yes.
What are you going to do with it?
I'll decorate it.
Decorate it? Look at this!
Yes.
Look! Look! Look!
Oh, no. Please handle it carefully.
Huh?!
It's already damaged!
This damage is...
It's like vintage jeans.
This...
Don't let it go in.
No, no, of course it will go in.
Look at this! The results of you guys!
It's amazing!
I didn't know it would look like this!
It's amazing!
You can see the engine now, right?
This is the engine.
The engine!
Wow!
It's amazing!
This is the cause, right?
Okay!
One, two...
It's not working at all.
Not at all...
Put your weight on it!
One, two...
Are you putting in more?
No, I'm putting it in.
Do you want me to dig in more?
Wow...
This is pretty hard.
It's like a clay.
In about an hour, everyone's...
Yes, you can see the tires.
This is...
Wow!
This is...
This is as far as we can go.
Right?
With this...
I'm sorry, I'll do it again.
I'll pull it!
One, two...
I'm starting!
One!
One, two!
Put all of your weight behind your head!
All of it!
One, two!
But I'm scared!
This...
I want to go again!
Red!
Huh?
Fakiten!
Fakiten?
It's not really good to go to Fakiten.
Then we need to use our pulling power.
Yes, sir.
Now, Mr. Nomiyama.
Yes.
I called the "pulling pros".
Oh, thank you very much.
Yes, everyone in Aichi Prefecture.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's amazing.
All over the country.
Yes.
The representative of Aichi.
What do you think of your opponent?
You can win, can't you?
Huh?
He's very confused.
Are you ready?
Yes, sir.
Thank you for your cooperation.
All right.
(fighting sounds)
Why?
It's amazing.
Whose car is it?
I'll drive it.
Are you going to pull it?
Pull it?
It stinks.
No, but...
That's right.
I agree.
I'd like you to do it.
Do you agree?
Yes.
Then...
I really don't like it, but...
Why not?
But at this rate...
Why not?
Mr. Nomiyama.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, please.
Let's go slowly.
Yes, let's go.
Let's go.
(fighting sounds)
Is it moving?
Stop!
What's wrong?
Mr. Noreima!
It's broken.
Frame.
No, son, I can't help it.
No matter how much you pull it, it's impossible.
So if you do this, you have to lift it up once, right?
That's right.
Can you lift it up for me, young man?
Please!
Thank you!
Mr. Murata of Tire Crane!
Thank you!
The tire is made of clay and you can't dig any more than this.
It's solid.
No, it's hard.
There's a wire!
Wrap this!
The bottom of the tire is the strongest.
Here!
It's strong here.
Can you get it under the tire?
Yes!
It's like a parent's hook.
Parent's hook!
This side is also like that.
It's a balance!
I see.
Hold it like this.
Put it on your parents.
Thank you, parents!
It's strong!
It's a strong hook!
Can you put it in here?
Yes!
Put it in your belly.
Please!
I think you like it!
It's cool!
The light!
Give me the light!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
It's up!
Wow!
It's up!
It's out!
Wow!
Power!
Ouch!
Can you lower it?
Slowly!
Wow!
Amazing!
Peter!
This is it!
Peter!
Look at this!
It doesn't move!
This is clay, right?
It doesn't move.
It was solid.
This doesn't move!
Was it this big?
Doesn't it look like a crater?
It's almost 2 meters underground.
Oh, yeah, it's about 71 meters underground.
Oh, there's a bat!
A bat!
Where?
Oh, my goodness!
It's dark.
It's true!
It's dark.
It's dark! That was a close call!
I know, right? It's dark.
It's dark!
Dark!
It's bright red!
It's bright!
That's bad!
It's dark!
It's serious business!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was tough!
That day came too late!
Yes, it did!
The soil for 31 years was full of it, and as Mr. Urata of "Carrier Crane" said,
even one ton of soil could fit in it.
- That's right. - Wow!
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
Why did you step on the caterpillar?
- He stepped on it all of a sudden. - Why did you step on it?
- Because it's dangerous. - Because it's a poisonous caterpillar,
- it's dangerous if you get hit in the head. - But it's written "poisonous mushroom" on it!
- Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha!
- It's dangerous if you get hit in the head. - It's dangerous if you get hit in the head.
- Now, let's move on to the next request! - Yes.
The next request is from a 19-year-old pre-school student from Nakagawa Yuma-san, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
"Please cooperate with me in a challenge.
That is to keep turning the stick on the cradle for 30 seconds.
The reason I wanted to do that was my encounter with an old man in a nearby park.
The old man showed people in the park pieces and small toy guitars,
He said, "If you can turn a piece of wood by hand, and without dropping it from the guitar for 30 seconds, you can win 10,000 yen."
The width of the guitar was 10 centimeters wide and only 7 centimeters narrow, and no one had ever turned it before.
However, I was in a baseball club in high school, and I was able to turn it by asking for a snap of my wrist several times in a challenge.
Then the old man said, "I don't have any money today, so come and get it for tomorrow noon."
I thought I was done for, but the next day I went to the park and the old man had prepared 10,000 yen and waited for me.
And he gave me 10,000 yen and asked me to inherit this game, and gave me a piece of wood and a guitar.
In addition, as a next task, he gave me a chopper so that I could turn it for 30 seconds on it.
I've been trying since then, but it's too narrow and I can't succeed.
So I want you to cooperate so that I can turn the pieces on the chopper.
If I succeed, I'd like to report it to the old man, but since then I haven't seen it in the park, and of course I haven't even heard of it, so I think it's difficult to find it.
So I'd like to tell you that I succeeded through "night scoop". Thank you for your request.
Yes, it's a chopper, but it's not what you think it is.
It's a popular one. It's a thin chopper, but unfortunately, it's more difficult to find an old man, so I'd like to tell you that I succeeded through TV, so I went to cooperate.
Please watch the video.
Hello. Thank you for your cooperation.
I was asked to inherit all the pieces, toys, and everything.
Inherit?
I've never been asked to do anything like this before.
The first toy I was asked to do is this piece.
I'm supposed to spin it like this.
It feels good.
Spin it. Can you do it?
I'm supposed to spin it for 30 seconds.
That was about 2 seconds.
2.48 seconds.
It's difficult.
27 seconds isn't enough.
It's actually working.
It's 9 o'clock now.
Here I go.
It's harder to spin it than I thought.
My grandpa spins it for 30 seconds.
Every time.
He spins it for 30 seconds.
The next toy I was asked to spin is...
this ladder.
It's about 2.4 centimeters long.
You measured it.
Yes, I did.
It doesn't look like it's spinning.
I asked my grandpa if it would spin.
It doesn't.
It doesn't spin.
It doesn't spin?!
Even your grandpa doesn't spin it?!
What kind of grandpa was he?
This one.
How old was he?
About 70 or 80.
You must have played the night scoop.
There's a chance.
There may be a chance.
First of all, I want to get a feel for it with the guitar.
It's good.
Oh! Five seconds!
It's six times that.
Six times?!
That's harsh.
It won't stay still.
The song hasn't changed.
Okay, let's change it.
Huh?
I put it on every time.
I think you're saying you're really bad at it.
Isn't there anyone else?
May?
Good luck.
See? See? It's not moving.
See? See? Look at it.
It's moving a little.
Oh, oh, oh, good, good, good, good, good.
Wasn't it good just now?
Was it good to start with that feeling?
It's alive, it's alive, if you do it now.
I think it's alive.
Can you do it now?
Even if you try to play it...
It might not be a material to ride.
I can't do it.
I asked an expert...
and they sent me pictures of it being ridden by the Japan Cycling Association.
This cymbal...
How does it feel to ride it on a bridge?
The cymbal is quite long.
If it doesn't have enough rotation, it won't turn stably...
and it will turn over and collapse.
Mr. Fujita, do you think you can ride it?
Well...
I don't think I can do it.
What?!
I ride a cymbal with rotation...
and do all kinds of things with it...
so I don't do things like turning it with my hands...
or people who are good at making snaps.
If I were one of those people...
I might be able to do it.
Now that you mention it...
you said you were also a baseball player, right?
Yes.
He's a former professional baseball player.
He's a legendary player.
Who could it be?
Hello!
I'm a little surprised.
I can't tell just by looking at you.
He's a former Hanshin Tigers...
Nakada Yoshihiro pitcher.
In 1980...
Mr. Nakada made his first draft appearance for Hanshin Tigers.
Until 1994...
he played for Hanshin.
After retiring...
he's still a legendary pitcher...
who made his first draft appearance for Hanshin.
Using his wrist snap...
...and turn it on top of the guitar.
If I can't do this part, I'll be in trouble!
Shut up!
Let me check...
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
Oh, that's good.
Turn it around...
If you do that, it'll pop out right away.
That's right.
Not only can you turn it around...
Oh, me too!
...but you can also roll it.
Tell me about it!
I fixed it, didn't I?
So, if you do it like this...
If you do it like this, it'll pop out, right?
That's right.
It'll come this way, right?
That's right, that's right.
Can you do it?
Yes, go ahead.
We've invited a legend from a different industry...
Nice to meet you.
You wanted to say it, didn't you?
N-nice to meet you...
W-who are you?
A legend of the hyper-yo-yo world...
Meijin Nakamura!
That's right.
You've heard of me before, right?
That's right, it's my first time hearing of you.
It's your first time hearing of me?
I've heard of hyper-yo-yo before.
How old are you?
Nineteen.
I wasn't born when it became popular.
Meijin Nakamura, please teach me!
Yes!
First, the simple part.
Yes.
It's a little difficult.
The strength of your wrist is considerable, isn't it?
That's right, you have to turn it around as much as you can and do it.
That's right.
Here it is.
If you know where the balance is...
Wow!
You're fast!
I know.
You're different from Nakamura-san!
I'm really looking forward to it!
This is difficult...
I'm giving up.
The yo-yo goes like this...
Yes.
Isn't it here?
It's completely different!
A former professional baseball player...
Yes!
And a yo-yo master...
Yes, I'm Gekichin.
As a human of the church, I thought I might be able to do it.
Really?!
A long time ago, he pinched a piece of iron with his finger...
...and turned it around with considerable speed.
I see.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I'm Okuta-san, the first champion of the All Japan Piece Technique Championship.
Nice to meet you.
A yo-yo master...
...pinched a piece of iron with his finger...
...and turned it around with considerable speed.
I have a good reaction, so I'll give you a bonus.
Here is the problem piece.
- The axis is quite long. - Is it long?
Yes, it's this much different from mine.
- It might be a little difficult. - Difficult.
- I'll try it. - Will you do it all of a sudden?
Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
Wait a minute! Tell me!
You didn't measure it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- That was probably a bug. - What?!
If you show me that on the first try...
I'll do it again.
- Is it really a bug? - It's true.
Not at all good.
20 seconds.
25.
30!
That was close.
It's all about how fast you can spin it.
And how you adjust it when it's wobbly.
Adjust it? You mean put it back?
I feel like I can do it.
Usually it doesn't spin this much.
Right? If we don't spin it, how do you adjust it?
If you do it like this, it becomes vertical.
If you tilt your hand to fit the frame and use your center of gravity to shake it, it becomes vertical.
Ten seconds.
Wow!
So, this is the main subject.
It's a high level.
When I try to put it on, I lose some strength.
So, what do you want me to do? Please tell me.
Behind this. First of all, on something.
If it hits the edge, it will be like this.
Put it back.
Something like this.
Oh!
All we can do now is to turn it as straight and strong as we can.
I think we can practice it at the bridge.
I feel like it's turning straight.
It's moving at the moment you turn it.
Try to turn it at that place as much as you can.
Oh!
You did it!
I did it.
I'm glad.
I think we can do it if we can turn it.
It's moving a lot.
Oh!
One second and fifty-five seconds.
Almost two seconds.
Oh!
It's so hard.
Mmm!
Oh, no.
I can't do it anymore.
Oh, no.
My fingers are at their limit.
What a shame.
What a shame!
Can I change my request?
Huh?
My master is here.
Your master is here.
I'd like to see someone who can do it.
Sure.
Okay.
I'll do my best.
The music just...
Just...
My role is over.
It's difficult.
Wow!
Ten seconds!
20 seconds!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1... 30 seconds!
Wow!
- That's my biggest surprise. - Your biggest surprise!
That's amazing.
I'm here with my first and second generation, and I'd like to be recognized by my third generation.
Are you okay with being recognized by your third generation?
- Of course I'm okay with it. - Of course you are!
I couldn't turn it around, but I was able to find my master and be recognized,
so I hope you enjoy the rest of your life. Thank you very much!
I definitely thought it was impossible!
I definitely thought it was impossible for us, but once you get on it, you're a professional.
That's amazing.
Okuda-san, you were recognized, but your next task...
In other words, it's meaningless for you to be recognized just because you've leveled up.
So you're thinking about what you should do for your next task.
- How about chopsticks? - Chopsticks!
- Chopsticks, chopsticks, chopsticks... - They're about the same size.
Chopsticks, okay? Chopsticks, please.
If you see an old man like me, please give me some advice.
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from a 25-year-old company employee of Honda Kyohei who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
I've been a big, big fan of "Night Scoop" since I was a kid.
But maybe since I was in high school?
At the very last moment, I always get emotional.
It's about the last five seconds of the detectives.
There are things we can understand, but there are things we can't understand at all.
"Detective, please explain the last five seconds and remove "moya moya" from it," we ask of you.
Yes, this is actually the sixth time.
Yes, it's the first time.
I really want you to leave us alone, but we ask of you.
We can't leave "moya moya" on, can we?
Yes, we can't.
Let's see if we were able to make you leave us alone.
Here we go with this request again.
I can't believe it.
If we dig it up...
Good evening.
Are you Honda-kun?
Yes.
"Moya moya", "moya moya" Honda-kun.
Yes.
Well, I know how you feel.
When did you start?
When I was in the third year of high school, I released "moya moya" for the first time in these last five seconds.
You released it in high school?
Yes, I did.
You're 25 years old now.
Yes.
That's ten years ago.
Yes, it is.
"Moya moya" is so long.
It looks expensive.
I released it twice when I was a college student.
You released it twice?
Twice.
You were finally accepted for the fourth time.
Yes.
For example, what makes you feel "moya moya"?
Detective Maeda's...
You know how he's always wearing underwear and doing something?
I can't understand that every time.
Oh, you can't understand that anymore?
Yes.
I mean, it's exactly like that.
The explanation and everything, it's exactly like that.
If you say "moya moya", you don't have to look at the paint anymore.
As a big fan of Detective Maeda's team...
Do you look at it until the end?
Do you look at it until the end? Thank you!
I can't believe you're making Honda-kun feel that way.
That won't happen.
First of all, January 8th, 2021.
Let's watch it.
This is Papa, right? And this is Chichi, right?
Google!
How is it?
Papa...
Chichi...
Google?
Google...
Well, it's really intense.
Well, but he has a confident face.
He has a determined face.
I want to see my own mouth!
My own mouth!
I can understand it if you say it, but I'm trying to make fun of it with my face.
Oh, that's also possible.
I can't make a weird face normally, so I thought of a plan to somehow make a weird face.
If I go with my memory, this will continue.
I'll bend it left and right.
This is a little funny.
This is good, right?
We have a good reputation for this.
You found a good one.
Expensive cash.
Can I watch it one more time?
One more time?
One more time.
You want me to watch it one more time?
One more time.
I'm sorry, Hashimoto!
I won't do it again!
Expensive cash.
Don't use fire here.
Expensive cash.
I wasn't thinking about fire extinguisher at all.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
And the last one is embarrassing.
The most embarrassing one.
Expensive cash.
The correct answer is Ishida!
How about you?
It's funny.
Did someone give me this?
I had it when I got it.
There was a gag entertainer.
I got it from him.
I thought it couldn't be true.
But it turned out to be true.
Ishida-san is funny.
My junior entertainer is funny.
I made it my own.
It's not "Wow, your lips!"
It's "I want to see your lower lips!"
Try it.
Enjoy it.
I don't want this series to end.
Huh? Something is done.
It's totally done.
It will definitely become a hospital gag.
It's funny.
This is funny.
This is just like it is.
There is nothing funny about it.
As expected of the Minister of Health and Welfare.
Return!
Long green onion.
It's a hot pot.
Look at this satisfied face.
Since when did you doubt me?
I want you to laugh at that expression.
No, it's not like that.
I'm asking you, "Since when did you doubt me?"
I know that expression.
You know it, but you didn't notice it?
I didn't notice it.
Really?
I feel sorry for you if you don't know it.
I did it.
I can't say I'm happy about it, but I overdid it by 5 seconds.
The worst one.
I don't like it at all.
The one who is bad at arm wrestling.
Who came up with it?
I didn't think of it.
My upper lip smells like this?
It's exactly the same.
I smelled it.
I'm stretching my nails now!
I want it to end now.
Inai Inai!
It's really there, isn't it?
This is my Inai Inai series.
Inai Inai!
I was doing it like this.
When I thought it might be like this,
I was doing it like I was an idiot.
Don't you eat barbeque?
You look so sad.
There is a poem like "Don't you eat barbeque?"
I'm getting old.
Stretch your bangs!
I'll eat it up to here!
Stretch it!
Oh, it's the last one. That's fast!
There is someone who will give me a fan letter.
It's the same, isn't it?
You know it, don't you?
You know it already, don't you?
I know it already.
How do you know it, Honda-kun?
It's like sending a fan letter to someone like me.
That's right, that's right.
You know it, don't you?
I finally know it.
You finally know it?
Yes, I know it.
Then, how do you feel about it?
It's interesting.
It's interesting?
It's you!
I changed my evaluation of you!
How do you feel about your high school life?
Is it gone now?
Yes, it's gone now.
Can I ask you one more thing?
Yes.
Can you do the ending speech here for me for the last time?
Here.
Of course, I will.
I say, "Hey, come here."
Do you understand me now?
Do you want me to turn you around?
Oh, wait a minute.
I didn't understand anything.
It was a precious shot.
Hey, you're doing this without an audience, right?
The audience will come in little by little.
Is it okay?
So I'm against the audience coming in.
I want you to come in.
I'm against it in the end.
Does it have to be five seconds?
That's right. It only takes five seconds.
If you make me do it, it's a big deal.
In 20 seconds.
If you make me do it, it's a big deal.
I can do it in five seconds.
It's three seconds.
You can't do it like that.
You have to do it positively.
I don't think it's good for you to do that.
I'm glad you're relieved.
Thank you very much.
Now, this program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who have requested us, we will give you this detective notebook.
So let's have a good time next time, too.
Thank you very much.