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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...and unlock the secret room that is only open on weekends
...and I keep dancing with you in my dream...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
A detective night scoop that takes a sharp knife into today's complicated society and thoroughly uncovers various mysteries and questions!
I am Mr. Miyako Matsumoto, the director!
and...
I'm Masuda Saori of the Bureau of Investigation.
At the Bureau of Investigation, based on the requests of the viewers of the program, we identify and pursue the truth.
Yes, that's right. I was surprised to hear it earlier, but it's been two years since I became director of the Bureau of Investigation!
That's fast!
- That's fast! - That's fast!
- At that time, there were no detectives in Maeda. - That's right!
- And when I came back from Maeda, there were no customers. - That's right!
- It's about time... - It's about time...
- I'd like to do it as soon as possible, but...
- It's about time... - It's about time...
- Then, let's start with the first request for today! - Yes!
First of all, it is a request from Miki Hasegawa, a 34-year-old housewife living in Osaka Prefecture.
My eight-year-old daughter goes to the Karate Dojo Seido Kaikan.
The Seido Kaikan's Karate is not pure blocking, but striking and kicking against the body.
Therefore, it seems that the training mixed with men is strict, and my daughter always cries in the dojo.
Even so, she never says she wants to quit.
All of her lessons have not lasted long, but only Karate has lasted for more than a year.
The reason why my daughter is doing her best is not because she likes Karate, but because she loves the teacher at the dojo.
When she wins a match, she whispers, "Will the teacher be happy?" or makes handmade posters with the teacher's photos, and obviously she loves the teacher.
Detectives, please support my daughter's love.
She is my daughter, Himari. She is in the second grade of elementary school and is eight years old.
She is really strict and fierce, and she cries every time.
But she doesn't want to quit.
The reason is because she loves the teacher.
Because she loves the teacher.
She is eight years old.
We went to help her a little.
Let's see what happened.
Himari-chan, 8 years old. You're doing karate, aren't you?
Yes.
Like you're crying.
I want you to get stronger.
I don't think of anything when I'm crying.
You don't think of anything when you're crying?
Yes, yes.
You're telling me not to lose!
Who are you?
I'm Genki-sensei.
Genki-sensei.
Yes.
This is Himari-chan, right?
Yes, that's right.
Himari-chan is cute.
Well, you're not that manly, are you?
Not really, right?
No.
You don't know that?
Well, you don't remember it.
That's right.
That's one thing after another.
I'm number one in all of Japan.
Oh, you're that strong?
Yes.
Genki?!
Genki.
No, you don't look like you're number one.
It was my birthday.
When I asked him what kind of cake he was going to make for me,
he said he wanted a picture with me.
Wow!
Yes, this is the cake.
I see.
You're going to print out the man you like.
That's right.
That's pretty...
Yes, I'm going to eat it.
The other one is a decoration.
The teacher's face...
You look like an idol.
Yes, that's right.
You're pushing it.
I'm going to the dojo for recording.
Recording?!
Yes.
I'm going to meet the teacher.
Wow!
This is...
What I want?
When I work hard and say what I want,
the teacher says he wants my socks.
Wow!
You love him so much that you're starting to distort it.
Socks!
He said he liked the ones I was wearing.
He said new ones weren't good.
Does the teacher somehow know about it?
But I'm always approaching the teacher,
so I think the teacher probably knows about it, too.
As long as you're not a karate idiot...
As long as you're not stupid...
I'd like you to help me confess.
I see.
If you feel like confessing, Himari-chan,
we'll help you.
Yes.
But before that, let's have the teacher visit you while you're recording.
The one with the ribbon is Himari.
- In the middle? - Yes.
And the one who's always with me is Kyosuke-kun, who's always first in Japan.
- He's first in Japan? - Yes, Kyosuke-kun.
- Kyosuke-kun? - Yes.
- How old is Kyosuke-kun? - He's a first-year student.
- He's always first in Japan? - Yes, that's right.
I can't stand this.
This is amazing.
- Hello. - Hello, teacher.
- You look so kind. - Yes.
- The teacher is watching over you from such a distance. - Yes.
- Himari-chan is doing her best to withstand Kyosuke-kun's strength. - That's right.
- I'm crying. - You're crying, aren't you?
- You're crying. - I'm crying, but...
- You're holding back. - Yes.
If I make a mistake, I'll jump in and say, "Kyosuke!"
- I'm sorry for disturbing you. - No, no.
- I'm sorry for disturbing you during practice. - No, no.
- Can I talk to the children? - Yes, of course.
- Himari? - Oh, Himari-chan.
What's wrong, Himari-chan?
What's wrong? Come over here for a second.
You're a ten-round team player, aren't you?
- You don't like it, do you? - I don't like it.
You worked hard.
It's tough.
- Himari-chan? - Himari-chan.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you tired? - It's tough.
That's amazing. You do this every time.
- Himari-chan, do you like karate? - I like it.
- Why do you like karate? - Because you're here, Sensei.
Then it's not only karate that you like, you like Genki-sensei too, right?
Then are you kind, Sensei?
Are you kind or not? Have you ever told Sensei that you like karate?
- No. - Have you ever wanted to tell Sensei that you like karate? - Yes, I have.
- What do you want to say to Sensei? - I like karate.
- When you grow up, do you want to get married? - Yes, I do.
- You do? - Yes. - You like it that much.
- Sensei, can I borrow Himari-chan for a moment? - Yes, you can.
- Sensei, you haven't told Sensei that you like karate, have you? - No.
- Do you want to tell Sensei that you like karate? - Yes, I do. - That's amazing.
You can tell Sensei that you like karate only when you're ready.
What do you want to say to Sensei?
- Sensei, you have something you want, don't you? - Socks. - Socks.
- Why do you want socks? - Because they're cool. - Socks are cool?
- Sensei's socks? - Yes. - They're cool? - Yes.
- You know, Himari-chan, you say you want socks because you're working hard. - Yes.
- What is it? - Working together. - Oh, working together. - Working hard. - Working hard.
Do you want to tell Sensei that?
This evening, in the dark park...
This is like youth.
A girl is waiting for her loved one.
There she is!
How are you, Sensei?
You're wearing short sleeves.
Are you cold?
Nari-chan is also next to Sensei.
I'm here.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm nervous.
Hang in there.
Your loved one is here, and you're nervous.
You're asking for help.
What's wrong?
Don't cry.
Hang in there.
I'm embarrassed.
Hang in there.
I'm embarrassed.
Hang in there.
I'm embarrassed.
Give me socks.
She said it.
Give me socks, Nao.
Socks.
No, no, teacher. I'm sorry.
Did you convey your feelings?
That's right.
It's a pure feeling, isn't it?
You always cry as a team player.
This year's all-Japanese champion, Kyosuke Murakami.
Kyosuke.
He's a very strong opponent, so I think it's going to be tough.
Can you do your best for your socks?
Don't cry and do your best and win!
I'll do my best!
Good for you, Fumari.
I forgot!
I was too excited!
Kyosuke!
Oh, it's Kyosuke.
Hello.
Kyosuke looks like he's in a good mood.
Is there a woman you like, Kyosuke?
Oh, there is.
Is it Fani-chan?
Nico-chan.
Nico-chan?
Nico-chan.
Yes.
You guys are expecting too much of the drama.
Fumari-chan, you see the black backpack at the end of it?
You have socks in it.
Okay, we're ready.
Fumari-chan and Kyosuke-kun, it's a match now.
Yes.
Is it one minute per match?
The one with the most ryukodas in one minute wins.
Oh, I see.
Face forward!
Yes.
Face each other!
Yes.
Okay, get ready!
Yes, yes, yes.
Start!
Do your best!
Go!
Okay.
Forward.
Go!
Forward.
Right, left, left, forward!
It's really right.
Go!
She's not crying at all.
Guard, guard, go for it!
Be careful, you know.
Go for it!
It's scary, scary.
She's not crying, she's not crying.
It's okay.
You did great.
Where? In front of you, in front of you, in front of you.
Stop!
Great!
Turn around!
Pull away!
Pull away, pull away!
Okay, we'll continue with the extended line.
Extended line! Can you do it? Do your best!
Get ready!
Start!
You can do it, you can do it!
Good, good, you can do it!
Kyosuke, you don't want to lose, right?
Kyosuke, you can do it!
You two can do it!
You can do it!
Turn around!
Points!
You can do it!
She's not crying! You can do it!
You can do it!
She's not crying!
Eyebrows, eyebrows!
You can do it!
Kyosuke!
Your turn!
Start!
Kyosuke!
You can do it!
Points!
Get ready!
Go!
Eyebrows!
Points!
Start!
Ready, aim and hit!
Get ready!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Turn around!
You made it?
That's great!
You made it!
Kyosuke!
Thank you, Kyosuke!
Kyosuke, it's frustrating!
Was my move strong?
*sniffling*
Did you get stronger than usual?
Did you get stronger?
That's why your love power is rising today!
You did it!
Rather than happy...
You're surprised!
You're in a state of mind, aren't you?
You did it! You did it!
You did it!
This is your socks!
Congratulations!
I'm embarrassed!
You did a good job!
You got your socks!
Thank you very much!
What is it?
You've never won a game before, right?
I never thought you'd win, so I asked you to take off your socks, but you won!
Miraculously...
I cried in front of you.
It's quite...
If you say it like that, it's a little...
You're 8 years old and you're still able to like an adult man like that?
But...
I think you're cool.
I wasn't that cool!
There are many ways of looking at it, but you're strong!
You're strong!
You have that aura!
Let's move on to the next request!
This request is from a 9-year-old elementary school 4th grader who lives in Miyagi Prefecture.
Detective, please.
I'd like you to fix my mother's stiff neck.
She always asks me for a shoulder rub, but my mother's shoulders are as hard as stone and my fingers are about to break.
She asked me for a massage that made her feel good.
She's a fourth grader in elementary school.
She doesn't give you a massage, does she?
No, she doesn't.
She doesn't give you a massage, does she?
She doesn't give you a massage, but she wants to do it for you.
She went all the way to Miyagi to give you a massage.
Did she make you feel comfortable?
Please have a look.
Can you study?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be a police officer.
A police officer!
You're a police officer, aren't you?
You have a great dream.
I'm Rena Shibata. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What grade are you in?
I'm in fourth grade.
Fourth grade.
Are your fingers about to break?
Yes, they are.
Are they that hard?
They're too hard.
How hard are they?
They're like rocks.
Rocks?
They're like rocks.
How do you do it?
I do it like this with my thumb.
And it hurts here.
I can only do it for about a minute.
How do you know that?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Maybe it's because you have a lot of luggage at work.
Can I see this?
Can I?
Hold it like this.
Harder.
I can't do it anymore.
It's okay.
Can you touch it for me?
It's soft.
It's soft?
Can you do it for me?
Do you want me to do it like you?
Ouch! It hurts!
I do it like this.
I'm sorry.
You're strong, Rena.
Are you?
I'm sorry.
You're strong, Rena.
Are you?
But you don't listen to me.
What did you say to me?
"Oh, it feels good. Thank you, Lena." That's all you need to say.
Oh, it feels good. Thank you, Lena.
Yes.
You don't want me to say "it hurts", do you?
Yes, it feels good.
You don't want me to say "it feels good", do you?
Yes, I want to get better.
You want to get better at massaging.
I want to get better.
All right.
Lena, you just logged in.
Yes.
Your name is Ishiya, right?
Yes, that's right.
You said your fingers were about to break.
I know. This is impossible.
Look at this.
Is it okay?
Yes, more.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm serious.
You know what your mother is like, right?
Yes.
You know, right?
Yes, I know.
Please think about it for a moment.
Thank you.
Now, this is Mr. Tamon Hashimoto of Genbu-do Shinkyu Seikotsuin, who called you from Osaka.
Thank you for your time.
Lena, this time, for your mother, I want you to massage her hard shoulders that have become like stones.
That's a good story.
Right?
First of all, I want you to show Lena how you always do it.
Lena, do it like you always do with your mother.
Yes.
You're surprisingly good at it.
But does it hurt if you do it for a long time?
It looks like it's going to break.
Her thumb looks like it's going to break.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'll give you some tips to prevent it from hurting.
Yes.
Lena, you know, when you go deep, you do like this.
It's like this, you know?
Keep your elbows stretched out like this.
Keep them stretched out like this.
And slowly...
Slowly put your shoulders forward and put some weight on them.
Go forward slowly.
You're kind and kind.
But it's going to burn, isn't it?
If you knead it, it will be easier.
Put your finger where you want to hold it.
Stretch your elbow.
And go up from there.
Yes.
A little more.
This way.
That's right.
Stretch your elbow.
How do you like it?
It feels good.
It comes all over.
Until now...
Rena-chan, look.
With the power of your arms, it will come off in an instant.
It feels like it's coming all over.
If you do this for a long time, your fingers won't hurt, right?
In order not to do that, put your finger where you want to hold it.
Put your hand on it.
Press it like you did before.
Look, now you don't want your fingers to hurt at all.
Where do you want to hold it? Here?
Is it okay there?
Now you don't want your fingers to hurt, right?
Yes, it doesn't hurt.
Wow.
That's amazing.
That's one piece of advice.
It's completely different.
Wow, it doesn't hurt.
Sensei, what should we do next?
So, Rena-chan did it here.
But there's a better way.
The better way is to make it easier here.
There's a lot of cases where it's not just here.
So I'll teach you where you should hold it here and there.
Here and...
Here.
This is something you should remember, Rena-chan.
This point.
And...
That's it.
Wow!
That's it.
What?!
Does it tickle?
Yes, it does.
Sensei, how do you connect this?
After all, this is a muscle that connects from the back to the shoulders, and the circulation of the shoulders becomes very good.
It's like gently rinsing your mother's painful places with oil like rinsing her lymphatic glands.
Sensei, I've been doing that since elementary school. Rinsing with lymphatic glands.
This shoulder muscle, the front side of the muscle that your mother always has a hard time with, has a line flowing like this.
Along this line, like this, from the outside...
From there...
Wow... Wow... Wow...
Rena-chan, if you remember all of this, you can open a shop.
Now, and finally, is this the last one? Yes, it's the last one.
I'll lend you a good tool.
This and...
With this, I'll hit your back!
Wow!
This is... I'm sorry, Sensei Hashimoto.
It's a technique I learned.
Make sure you don't hit the bone in between like this and hit it like this.
Hit it and hit it straight like this.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Wow!
Like this.
No, it hits you hard!
Does it hit you hard?
Wow!
Now, it's time for the massage.
Then, I'll give you a massage.
Yes!
Use your whole body.
Wow!
Good! Slowly.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, it feels good!
Slowly.
Use your strength. Use your weight.
Wow!
When you use your weight...
Wow!
How do you like it, ma'am?
It feels good!
There's a lot of water.
There's a lot of water, so I'll wipe it off.
This is an oil massage that I'm doing with my lymphatic system.
Where do you do this to feel good?
To feel good on my shoulders.
How do you like it, ma'am? It's your first lymphatic massage.
It feels good.
And you're a fourth-year student.
It's the best.
Next is stretching.
I lie down like this, so you do like this.
Like this.
The other way around.
And I'll be over here, so you come over here.
I'll let you go.
Can I?
It hurts!
It's good!
Doesn't it hurt? Does it feel good?
It feels really good.
Does it feel good?
It feels really good.
Is it stretching?
It's stretching.
I'll finish it with this.
Here I go.
It's quite a shock, isn't it?
Now, let's start the massage.
How did you like it?
It felt good.
That's good.
You did your best.
Lena, look at me.
Lena, thank you.
I didn't cry.
You did your best.
Thank you.
You did your best.
I could feel how you felt.
You did your best.
Thank you.
What are these tears for?
Because you gave me a massage.
What did you like about the massage?
How did you like it?
It felt good.
Thank you.
Lena, what do you want to be when you grow up?
A police officer.
I thought you wanted to be a cartographer.
She was kind.
She was amazing.
She was really serious.
Yes, she was.
She probably thought she had to learn everything for her mother.
She was under pressure to learn everything her teacher taught her.
But I think she was happy to know that her mother really liked it.
At that time, Mr. Hashimoto said, "Can I use all of your oil?"
She said, "Almost all of it is gone."
She seemed to have a lot of complaints.
Her mother said that every day without hesitation.
Now, let's move on to today's last request.
Yes.
The last request is from Mr. Saori Okuda, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 33 years old.
Director, detective, I always enjoy watching you.
This time, I'd like you to sing an erotic song.
The origin of the story is that a female senior at her workplace told her that there is an erotic song sung after a funeral.
It is a song conveyed to Kamiura-cho, Omi-shima, Ehime Prefecture, where her grandfather and grandmother lived.
It seems to be an erotic song of a woman playing in Tokyo.
It was like a shock when a love scene suddenly flowed while elementary school students were watching their parents and TV.
However, more than 20 years ago, her senior heard the song and has a vague memory of it.
Please investigate what kind of song it is.
It is an erotic song of a woman playing in Tokyo.
It sounds erotic.
She heard it at her grandfather's funeral.
Funeral?
What happened?
It is an erotic song.
It is an erotic song of a woman playing in Tokyo.
What happened?
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
Where is your senior today?
He couldn't come because of some business.
He said he could call you in the evening.
It is 20 years ago, isn't it?
It is said so.
It is 20 years ago, isn't it?
Do you know the song?
The information is in Oomishima's...
Kamiura-cho.
She sang it at her funeral.
She played the drum.
It is an erotic song of a woman playing in Tokyo.
Is it okay if it is very erotic?
It is okay.
Is it okay?
It is okay.
It is useless.
I will do my best even if I die.
I am thirsty.
Let's ask the barber.
Hello.
Do you play the drum and sing at a funeral on an island?
After the funeral, I play the drum and sing at a funeral on an island.
I do it three times.
Do you sing at a funeral?
I don't sing at a funeral.
Do you sing at a funeral in a village?
I don't think it's in Kamiura.
But I heard it's in Kamiura.
Is it?
You don't know erotic songs, do you?
No, we don't.
You don't know erotic songs, do you?
Can we listen to some erotic songs that girls go to Tokyo and play?
I don't know erotic songs.
It says "hotel".
- Let's go there. - Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- You sing erotic songs during a funeral. - During a funeral...
- You sing erotic songs? - During a funeral...
- Which district's funeral is it? - District, district, district...
- The way of funeral is different. - Yes, it is.
- There are four districts in Kamiracho. - Yes.
- Do you know where it is? - Yes, it's Kamiracho.
- Hello. - Yes.
- Thank you for calling. - Hello.
- It's four districts, unfortunately. - Yes, it is.
- Wait a minute. - Hello.
- First of all, Sakari district, Inokuchi district... - Yes.
- Amazaki district, Seto district... - Yes, Amazaki.
- From what I've heard, it's Seto. - Oh, is it Seto?
- The current location is here. - Yes.
- It's Seto, isn't it? - Let's go there.
Don't you sing an erotic song at a funeral?
That erotic song...
Nasubi, look!
- No, no, Nasubi, but... - Look, you look like an oppa.
You...
- An erotic song... - You make me sing a lot.
You always say "a lot of milk".
- Is it different? - Which one? The song is weird.
You always say "a lot of milk".
- Yes, yes, I'll show you. - An erotic song you play in Tokyo.
- That's good. I'm from Kansai. - Kansai, Kansai.
- That's right, I'm from Hataki. - Good-bye.
- Hey!
That erotic song you played earlier...
I think it's one of our festivals' songs.
- Hello? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Did you find it? - Did you find the erotic song?
Let me put my hand in it. It's itchy and I can't do it.
- Let me put my hand in it. - It's itchy and I can't do it.
- I have a complaint.
- Is it this? - Maybe, but...
- Speaking of eroticism... - Yeah.
- It's itchy and I can't do it. - I think it's not a good one.
- It's so direct. - Do you sing such a song in Tokyo?
- I don't think it has anything to do with Tokyo. - I don't think so.
- Isn't it this? - Wait a minute.
- Yes, hello. - Hello.
- Oh, I got it. - Oh, did you get it?
- Is it this? - Yeah.
- Can I sing it? - Yes.
- Please put it in. - It's itchy and I can't do it.
- Isn't it like this? - No.
- Are you sure it's Tokyo? - No, I don't know anymore.
- It's like Tokyo... - Hello?
- Will you call me again?
- Yes, probably. - Oh, can I talk to you for a moment?
- I'm looking for an erotic song where girls go to Tokyo and play. - I can't find it.
- I want to sing an erotic song in Seto, but I only know the temperature of the festival. - What kind of song?
- I can't put it in. - What?
- I can't put it in. - Should I put "p" in it?
- Do you want me to put "p" in it? - Yes.
- Everyone, here... - Oh, I got it.
- I'm looking for an erotic song where girls go to Tokyo and play. - Oh, I got it.
- Please wait a minute. - What?
- Please wait a minute. - Wasn't it amazing?
- No, I haven't got it yet. - I'm looking for an erotic song where girls go to Tokyo and play.
- Oh, I got it.
- Erotic song? That's it. - Yes, in my head.
- Since long ago? - Yes, since long ago.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- We found someone who can sing a song for us. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I think it's different. I think it's a song for those who passed away.
- If that's the case, I don't think it's about Kiyama Ondo.
- Kiyama Ondo? - Yes, there's a song he sings at a ballroom dancing party.
- Did he come to a ballroom dancing party? - I think he did.
- What's your grandfather's name? - Sakai Takasago.
- Sakai Takasago? - Yes, I know him.
- You know Sakai Takasago? - Yes, I know him.
- I think I was the leading actor at the time, but I don't remember.
- 20 years ago? - Yes, 20 years ago.
- I've been filming you since you were 21. - 20 years or more ago.
- I think I was the leading actor at the time, but I don't remember.
- This. - This!
- How many years ago was this? - This was about 30 years ago.
- Handwritten? - Yes, handwritten.
- Ah! This is Yotsuya or Shinjuku. - Shinjuku.
- This is it! - You used to say erotic, erotic.
- You know, girls with white threads are old. - White threads.
- That's why you used to say erotic, erotic. - Yes, yes.
- Actually... - Ah, you're wrong!
- I'm sorry! - It's Joro, right?
- There was a man named Shirai, and there was a samurai named Suzuki Mondo.
- They had a wife...
- And they had two children, but Shirai was very passionate about it.
- They fell in love with it. - That's right.
- Why did you do this when you were dancing?
- We've been wondering about it for a long time. Why do you sing this when you dance?
- We've been wondering about it for a long time. - We've been wondering about it for a long time.
- Well, let's do it! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
Do you remember?
No, I don't remember.
Of course you don't remember!
You were there 20 years ago.
No, I wasn't.
Oh, you weren't?
No, I wasn't.
Oh, you weren't 20 years ago?
No, I wasn't.
So...
Yes...
You were there...
Yes...
You weren't singing formally, were you?
No, I wasn't. I was misunderstanding.
Oh, you were misunderstanding.
I see...
But I didn't think it was that erotic.
I don't think this "kiama of sea" is erotic.
It goes from number 1 to number 69.
What?!
The temperature of "kiama"?
Yes.
If it goes up to number 69, does it take you an hour?
What was the song you were singing that summer?
That's right! I'm more interested in that song!
But I've heard that song before!
"Ashibarei"...
You were singing in a parking lot...
"Ashibarei" song?
What number is it?
It's number 69!
By chance?!
Are you sure?
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