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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...You keep dancing with your CHIC...
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in a complicated modern society...
...and thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Shoshi Matsumoto!
Shoshi!
I'm your secretary, Saori Masuda!
At this detective station, we follow the requests of our viewers...
...and immediately search for qualified detectives and pursue the truth!
- I'll say it like this... - Yes?
When I saw you say that recently...
...it looked like you were looking at your mother.
- That's not true! - It's like you're looking at your mother.
- Like, "You said it well!" - "You said it well!"
- Like, "You said it well!" - Like, "You said it well!"
- No, that's not true... - How do I interpret this?
- I don't know... - I'm sorry...
- I don't know... - So...
- So, shall we begin today's first request? - Yes!
First, we have a request from a 29-year-old man who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Everyone at Detective Matsumoto, we always enjoy watching you.
We would like you to request that...
...you request that we and the three-year-old boy next to us...
...that Juno and Mii next to us...
...shouldn't get into a fight as soon as they meet.
- A fight? - A fight?
This isn't a child's playfulness level...
...it's a pretty violent punch or kick.
Since you're next to me, like you do every day...
...as soon as you think you've started playing together...
...a fight begins.
Will the parent pull back...
...or will the loser run away...
...and eventually calm down?
Again, as if nothing had happened, they begin to play, but...
...when they realize it, they tighten their necks in horseback riding...
...or pull each other's hair.
They are neighbors and family toys, and...
...they want to meet each other as children, but...
...they quarrel as soon as they meet and say, "I can't reach my parents anymore. Please help me."
It's sad.
And, neighbors, family members and mothers are very close.
They don't hate each other.
And, even now, they say, "No!" many times.
Yet, they quarrel again for some reason...
...and, as things stand...
...injury is the most dangerous thing, so...
...we've done everything we can to stop the quarrel.
Now, please watch how we can stop the quarrel.
- Your mother's son is the one behind you. - Yes, that's right.
- That's Juno. - Juno.
- Juno.
- Juno and the child next to you... - Minato.
- Minato? - Minato.
- The same age? - Yes, the same age.
- Three years old? - Three years old.
My child is three months old and Minato is four years old.
- Four years old. They quarrel as soon as they meet? - Yes.
- They don't say anything? - They quarrel as soon as they meet.
And, if they quarrel again...
...well, it's okay, but they quarrel again as soon as they meet.
- Have you ever quarreled with each other? - We're very friendly with each other.
- Are you close with each other? - Yes, we are.
- Hello. - Hello.
- What's my name? - Minato.
- Yes.
- Minato, are you playing with Juno? - Yes.
- Okay, Juno, play with him. - Okay.
- Mr. Yamazaki, the adult. - Yes, thank you.
- The child is playing with Minato behind you... - Yes.
- ...but you don't seem to quarrel with each other. - No, we don't.
- Is it because of this quarrel? - Sometimes we quarrel for different reasons.
Sometimes Minato does unnecessary things and sometimes Juno gets angry.
Is it because of this quarrel? Is it an extension of children's fun?
- No, it's not that cute. - No, it's not.
- They're on top of each other. - They're on top of each other and they're clenching their necks.
- But you two seem to get along very well. - We get along well.
- We play there every day.
It's just that we get along too well or we say too much together.
- It's like we're like brothers. - I see.
- It's like that. - We get along well.
It's a good feeling, though.
We always play together.
- Is there something that comes from this pattern? - Yes, there is.
- It comes from any situation. - It comes from any situation.
- You two can get into a fight in any situation. - We can.
You two can get into a fight in any situation, anytime, anywhere.
If you were young entertainers, you would have the best pattern.
You're the best young entertainers.
Whether adults say it or teachers say it, you two can definitely get into a fight.
- I'm surprised. - I'm surprised, too.
- Let's watch it for a moment. - Yes, yes.
- Can we watch it for a moment? - Yes.
- I've never seen it as a child. - Aimi-chan's face?
- No! - What's up?
- I said I'd teach you. - I'll do it.
- Don't do it. - What's up, Minato?
- Yuto, what's up? - Yuto, you like to play, don't you?
- Let's make it longer. - No!
You lost, boy.
I think there's a reason why kids fight with each other,
so I'd like to ask about it from a different perspective.
- Junon and Mii-chan, do you two fight a lot? - Yeah.
- Do you two fight a lot? - We always fight.
- You two always fight? - Yeah.
- Why do you two always fight? - Because Mii-chan always punches me.
- Because Mii-chan always punches you, you two fight? - Yeah.
- Mii-chan doesn't like it either. - Mii-chan doesn't like it? - Yeah.
- What do you hate about Mii-chan? - When Mii-chan punches me.
- You hate it when she punches you? - Yeah.
- Didn't Junon punch you earlier? - He did.
- He did, didn't he? - Yeah.
- Junon punched you earlier, didn't he? - Yeah.
- You did, didn't you? - Yeah.
Why are you closing your eyes?
I'm not closing my eyes.
- I thought you were closing your eyes. - Yeah.
- You have thin eyes, don't you? - They're wide open.
They've always been wide open.
- But you like Mii-chan more than Junon, don't you? - Yeah.
- Which do you like better, Junon or Mii-chan? - Mii-chan.
- You like Mii-chan, don't you? - Yeah.
- You want to play again, don't you? - Yeah.
- You want to play? - Yeah.
- Do you want to get along with Mii-chan? - Yeah, I do.
- You do? - Yeah.
- So you won't punch her again? - Yeah.
Why do you always get into fights?
- She does bad things. - She does bad things? Who does?
- Mii-chan. - Mii-chan?
Mii-chan does bad things?
- Mii-chan thinks she's bad? - Yes.
Oh, really?
Do you really not want to fight with Juno-kun? Do you want to fight?
- I don't want to fight. - You don't want to?
Do you love Juno-kun or hate him?
- I don't hate him. - You don't hate him?
- Yes, I like him. - You like him?
- You want to get along with Juno-kun, right? - Yes.
They always quarrel at this cafe.
When I first came to this cafe, she made me what I usually do.
For now, I'm going to turn my back and sit here alone and drink tea for a while.
Help me! My stomach is full and I'm sticky!
- Look at me! - I'm still eating. I'm still doing it.
- Help me! - I'm going to eat it.
I don't want it!
I don't want it.
- I don't want it. - I don't want it.
I don't want it!
Huh? Everyone's hitting each other.
Everyone's hitting each other.
Police and everyone's hitting each other.
Police and everyone's hitting each other?
That's ridiculous.
I'm sorry, Mr. Tanizaki.
Excuse me, teacher.
We're filming again, but please help us out.
When you're three years old, you start seeing things and you start having self-assertions.
Yes.
But if you keep hitting each other hard and hard, you'll start understanding each other's position and feelings.
So you'll get better eventually?
This is a precious time for three-year-olds.
I see.
When you're adults and you see each other fighting and fighting, you'll start understanding each other.
Yes.
When you see each other fighting and fighting, you'll start understanding each other.
When you see that, I'm sure you'll have a child's heart.
And finally, you'll make up, right?
Yes.
Can you do me a little favor?
I want you two to fight in front of the two children.
Mothers fight because you fight and we fight.
I'll make it up for you.
I'll show you that you've made up.
I see.
That's important.
I'll settle this.
You two always fight.
You always fight, you make up, you fight again and again.
You don't have to fight.
But you always do things that Juno doesn't want you to do.
You pull me and push me.
You're annoying, too.
What?
You don't look good, either.
Let's do it.
You always fight, so I'll do it.
Don't fight.
It's your fault.
It's your parents' fault.
It's warm.
You two always fight.
What are you going to do?
You two fight, so they fight.
You two always fight.
So I'll settle this.
I don't want it anymore.
Stop it.
If you don't want it, both of you can't get along with each other.
Fight and decide.
It's better to fight and decide.
It's not bad, let's decide.
No? Junon and Mii won't fight anymore?
Junon and Mii will fight, so we will fight.
Junon and Mii will fight, right?
Always.
If Junon and Mii don't fight, we won't fight. What will you do?
What will you do, Junon?
We won't.
We won't? What about Mii?
We won't.
We won't?
We won't.
You two won't fight anymore, right?
We won't.
If you two don't fight anymore, we won't fight either.
Promise me, okay?
We won't fight, okay?
We won't.
I'm sorry for hitting you.
I'm sorry for hitting you, too.
I'm sorry for saying unnecessary things.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
I love you.
Let's get along.
They got along.
We got along, too.
What will you two do?
We won't.
I'm sorry for hitting you.
I'm sorry.
I love you.
I'm glad.
You two won't fight anymore, right?
Junon, do you like Mii?
I like her.
Mii, do you like Junon?
Yes.
Do you like her?
Okay, we won't fight anymore, okay?
Okay?
Oh, my.
Oh.
Oh, my.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Anyway, they decided not to fight.
The next day, they started fighting again.
But at that time,
after they punched and kicked each other a couple of times,
they stopped fighting and started fighting each other.
She said "I'm sorry" all of a sudden.
You probably remembered it, didn't you?
Your mother was very happy to see you grow up so much.
You should stop fighting and get along with each other.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Motoko Yonekawa, 54 years old, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
I may have raised my daughter in the wrong way.
Even though she is now 23 years old and older, when it comes to animals like giraffes, she loses her rationality.
In order to meet giraffes, she goes to every zoo in Japan and her room is full of giraffe goods,
and in the end she said she wanted to put a giraffe- shaped tattoo on her body.
Her dream is to become a giraffe.
Even when eating, she eats slowly like a giraffe.
In addition, she says she wants to get hypnotized so that everyone around her looks like a giraffe.
She says she wants to be hypnotized and be surrounded by giraffes she loves.
Detective, will you grant my daughter's wish?
Well, there's only this detective here.
As expected, I have to go.
Since you really love giraffes, I think you should work in a zoo.
But I only like giraffes.
If you become a zoo teacher, your opinions may change.
I hope you can do something about it and satisfy her with giraffes.
I'm going to do my best.
Thank you in advance.
There are already a lot of giraffes everywhere.
That giraffe's photo stand can be changed inside, right?
If you put it in there, you won't be able to see the giraffe, so you can't put it in there.
I want you to dress up like a giraffe for your birthday party.
Why?
I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
Dress up like a giraffe?
My mother is crying.
It's a request, and it's normal.
Do you like anything other than giraffes?
I don't.
Are you interested in love and stuff like that?
I don't think so.
What? You've never heard of it?
No.
You've never heard of it?
No.
You only talk about giraffes when your daughter comes out.
I want you to hypnotize me and make me spend all my time with giraffes.
I want to be a giraffe.
I don't know what you want me to do.
Can I come in?
Excuse me.
Oh, oh, oh.
There are various things.
What's this on the wall? A sticker?
Yes.
Wow.
Do you have seven celebrities in a row?
Normally, you have a penguin or a rabbit, don't you?
I bought 18 of them for three sets and only one of them is a row.
Oh, I see.
So you can't sell more than three of them, can you?
Yes.
So you like them.
Yes.
What's the charm of a giraffe?
I like its eyes.
Eyes?
I want to be one.
You want to be one?
Do you do anything to become a giraffe?
When I was in junior high school, I dressed like a giraffe to avoid sunburn.
Wow.
What?
It's important for me not to get sunburned.
Is it good or bad?
What else?
I want to stretch my neck.
What?
My neck.
I see.
If you want to be a simple giraffe, you should stretch your neck first.
When I eat, I eat like a giraffe.
I eat a lot of food.
You eat a lot of food.
Half of it.
Do you bite, swallow and eat again?
Yes.
Giraffes don't eat half of it.
They don't.
I make a giraffe's quote.
You make a giraffe's quote?
What do you mean?
Here it comes.
Wow.
It looks like it's handmade.
It has a lower body.
It has a great back.
Wow.
She ate it with her own mouth.
She's trying to counterattack.
Well...
She said her final line.
First of all, we'll start with hypnotism.
Dr. Atachi, hypnotist.
Thank you for having me.
Please hypnotize everyone around you.
Just like that?
I'm starting to feel relaxed.
It's getting deeper.
Actually, we have a guest here with us.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
I didn't expect you two to do it again.
Yeah, we don't know you at all.
Last time you were our client.
Mr. Ohmai, please.
Thank you for having me.
I'm happy with anything.
What are you going to do, Mr. Ohmai?
Make it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, man?
These two can do half of hypnotism.
"Half" doesn't mean "familiar", does it?
I asked you because you said "familiar", but can you do it?
Well...
If you eat noodles, it comes out.
Eat it so it doesn't come out and put it back in.
That's a real half.
Thank you for having me.
That's a lot of noodles.
You're eating quite a lot.
It's easier to eat when you're full.
I see, I see.
If you eat a little more, you'll definitely get it.
There's a sound, right?
Like a warning bell.
An alert.
You got it, right?
Sometimes you can eat all of it.
Here we go again.
Wow!
That's half of it.
That's a lot.
You're sweating a lot.
I'm sweating like crazy.
I don't know.
I can't do it.
Don't you feel like you're coming back?
I only ate two meat sausages.
I only ate two of them.
There's a girl who wants to immerse herself in the world of a giraffe.
And now, she's receiving autographs in a separate room.
So, if you can actually do half of it,
I think it's more convincing to say "giraffe",
and I think she'll feel better about it.
When you look in front of you, your favorite giraffe appears.
One, two, three.
Now, you eat the leaf of the snack and reflect on yourself.
No.
Okay, you two.
You look like you're enjoying it.
I can hear your stomach growling.
Is it Fujita-san?
Congratulations.
Oh, the noodles are out.
The noodles are out.
The back teeth are out.
The noodles and the fried food are out too.
Did you like it?
What did you like about it?
Uncle.
You two aren't uncles.
You're not Kirin and Ito.
We've moved to a certain place.
You've been hiding your eyes all along, haven't you?
Yes.
It's finally time for you to take off your blindfolds.
What do you see?
I see Kirin.
You can see Ito well.
I see Harukas and Koya.
Oh, where are we?
We're at Tennoji.
Wonderful.
Thank you for coming today.
How much do you like it?
Please tell us how passionate you are about it.
If my mom and Kirin collapse, I'll go to Kirin.
Oh, I see.
If my dad is there, I'll definitely go to Kirin.
You're sacrificing your family too much.
Let's say you have hope.
I want to eat food with Kirin.
Do you eat food?
Do you know Kirin's food?
It's leaves.
Do you eat it?
Yes.
Please give it a try.
I'm watching the little Kirin eating food which the bigger Kirin is eating,
and I want to do what the little Kirin is doing.
I want to feel Kirin's feeling.
We'll do it by ourselves,
so do it under your own power.
Can I take off my lower body?
You know.
It's like a side table, isn't it?
Look at his eyes.
Eyes?
Isn't he cool?
He is cool.
Can I go in?
This passage is for staff only.
You can't go in normally.
He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping.
He's so cute. I saw a hole.
He looked so happy.
He's coming.
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
What is it?
I got tears.
It's not a drool?
I got tears.
It's so close.
Can I die now?
Goal.
I got too excited.
Can I die now?
Is it over?
Goya.
Moa, moa, moa.
Moa, moa, moa, moa, moa, moa, moa, moa.
He's coming. He's coming.
It's your chance.
Go for it.
Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
Oh my.
Look up. Look up.
He's eating it now.
He's so happy now.
He's so happy.
How do you feel now?
It's tasty.
It's tasty?
It's quite okay.
Quite okay.
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
It looks delicious.
I did it.
I can't eat it clean anymore.
Can I have this and go home?
It's just a branch of a tree, but it's a shame for you, Minogi-chan.
Yes, we were able to eat deliciously together.
I wonder if there is something to feel.
You came up to me like that.
That's right. I think my feelings were conveyed.
You really came up to me.
That was very good, but you didn't show me the preview.
Why is that?
It's an incident, it's an incident.
In the case of kirin, I don't put it out of my mouth, but this time I can't prove it unless I put it out.
I asked you to put it out of here and you put it out.
I'm looking at it and I can't see the kirin's poop at all.
It was cute.
It was very cute.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Kamei Chihiro, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture and is 29 years old.
Good evening, detectives.
Could you help my father show fireworks?
My father, who is now 60 years old, had hydrocephalus five years ago.
He had been doing surgery and had been doing nothing for the past four years, but last year, his cancer recurred.
In January of this year, he was sentenced to four and a half years in prison.
In the meantime, my father planned a trip to a firework festival in Hiroshima in May of this year in order not to sadden my mother and children.
My father wanted to go on a trip in a healthy state and was looking forward to the cure of cancer, but the firework festival was canceled due to COVID-19.
My father, who has worked for his family and made a lot of memories for me so far, and my cool father, who planned a firework festival trip for me, I want you to see the fireworks.
Detective, could you help me with this request?
My father, who is now 60 years old, had hydrocephalus two years ago after receiving this request.
It's difficult for me to talk about it, but I wanted to show my father the fireworks as soon as possible, so I went there.
Please have a look.
Your father is now in the hospital.
How is he now?
Stage four.
He was told that he had transferred his bones to his lungs.
So, he has hydrocephalus now.
Does your father have any thoughts about fireworks?
Last summer, we went on a trip to Hiroshima.
At that time, my husband found a poster of a firework festival and told me that there will be a firework festival in May of this year.
My husband loves fireworks and asked me to take him.
Did you go to that firework festival all the time?
I wanted to go there a little more.
I set up a calendar.
However, due to the current situation...
The firework festival was canceled due to COVID-19.
I was so depressed that I could tell.
But for my father, it was probably the last time for me.
Even if I told him that there will be a firework festival next year, he didn't answer me.
You two have a good relationship.
That's right.
Is it written in your marriage certificate?
Yes, it is.
Do you do it every year?
Yes.
This is a good picture.
Are you dyeing your hair?
That's right.
I've seen it before.
Is this a family trip?
That's right.
That's a lot.
My grandson is nine years old.
Your grandson is nine years old.
That's a lot.
As a family...
This may be the last time, but...
I want to show you.
No matter what happens...
I want to show you a beautiful memory.
I want to leave you a beautiful memory.
That's what we really want.
Let's ask the doctor if it's okay.
Hello.
I want to show you a beautiful memory.
I don't think there's a problem.
No problem?
Rather, I think now is the best state for you and your family.
You have the power to see, hear and feel now.
I think you will be very happy if you watch fireworks with your family.
Wow, I'm listening to you.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
And fireworks.
Fireworks are the most important.
Anyway, we want to show you as soon as possible.
We've already talked to the firework doctor in advance.
Yes.
Hello, this is Iguchi.
Hello, Mr. Iguchi.
How is it now?
You can only launch fireworks if it's not a large area.
That's right.
As a result of our search, we were able to list up 12 places.
You've listed up 12 places.
There were 12 places, but...
I tried calling one of them, but it was rejected.
What?
I tried calling one of them, but it was rejected.
Yes.
Miraculously, we were able to get only one OK.
That's right.
What? Only one OK?
Only one?
Miraculously, only one OK came out.
What are you trying to surprise me with?
Was it rejected once?
Why are you making a show by yourself?
I'm sorry.
There was only one OK, right?
Miraculously, only one OK came out.
Wow! That's great!
Just one thing.
What is your father's favorite color?
My favorite color?
He used to say "red" and "red" a lot in the past.
Is it red?
Oh, it stopped.
Is that so? Fireworks...
Fireworks...
Did you see a lot of red on fireworks?
Mr. Higuchi...
Mr. Higuchi's surprise was the best surprise I've ever had in my life.
The best surprise?
The best surprise!
That's for sure.
Now, while your daughter is picking up your father,
your family has gathered!
Everyone, thank you for coming!
The eldest son, Mr. Kensuke, is one family.
Thank you for coming.
The second son, Mr. Naoki, is one family.
So, there are five brothers.
Your daughter's children, right?
Yes.
Your husband is picking you up, right?
Yes.
There he is!
Oh! He came!
He's here!
Huh?
He's here!
Is he a nursing taxi?
He didn't even know that everyone was here.
I didn't know there was a television here,
so I was really surprised!
Welcome home!
Go home!
- Look! - Welcome home!
- They're watching. - Welcome home!
- Welcome home!
- Everyone's here! - They're saying, "Welcome home!"
- Welcome home! - Welcome home!
Welcome home!
They don't know we're all here.
They must be crazy about their grandkids.
Welcome home!
I'm so happy!
- Welcome home! - I'm so happy!
Welcome home!
- Welcome home! - Welcome home!
- Can you see me? - Hello!
- Hello!
I'm sorry!
You didn't know, did you, Dad?
It's Detective Night Scoop!
My daughter sent me a request.
She said you like fireworks.
- That's right. - Do you like fireworks?
- Do you like them? - No.
- Do you like them? - Yes, I do.
My daughter wants you to show me fireworks.
You love fireworks, don't you?
Would you like to go outside and see fireworks?
- Yes! - Yes!
I'd like to go.
I've prepared fireworks for you, too!
- Wow! - Wow!
- No way! - No way!
I can't stop laughing! I'm so happy!
Now that you're back, I'd like you to tell me about your relationship and how you met.
We met when we were really teenagers.
When we were still students, we met on the road.
- On the road? - We met on the road.
- What's this? - It's an album from when we were just dating.
- You still have it. - You're keeping it well.
- It's a good album. - It's a good album.
- You're watching fireworks. - That's right.
I like fireworks.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
When you got married?
I graduated high school.
- I was almost 18. - You were 18?
- I was almost 18. - That's right.
How do you feel about coming home?
I didn't really think I'd be able to go home.
I just came home.
It's like I'm back in my usual space.
I'm so happy.
When you look at me like that, I can't help but touch you.
I want you to touch me like that.
We still have some time.
I hope you have a good time.
- I'll be waiting for you at the firework show. - I'm sorry.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'm looking forward to it.
So, this is the firework show venue.
Oh!
No way!
- Hello! - Hello!
Hello!
It's Surprise Higuchi!
You were the best!
I'm sorry. It was really good.
Wow, thank you.
You raised it up there, and what do you see?
It's around here.
What?! It's close?!
It's close. It's like fireworks falling like rain.
I think the impact is amazing, so I think it will last a lifetime.
It's here, it's here!
It's here!
Everyone, it's here!
This is Higuchi!
It's been a while! Higuchi! Thank you!
Thank you!
Today, it may be a little sudden, but we hope you enjoy the two minutes.
Two minutes? How many shots will it be?
75 shots.
75 shots?!
Now, we'd like you to watch the fireworks.
Dad, the fireworks are about to start. Are you excited?
Are you excited?
He's strong! He's strong with his fists!
We'll turn off the lights for now.
Thank you!
Wow!
Dad, smell the fireworks.
Alright, here we go!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Fire!
It was amazing.
It was.
It was amazing, wasn't it, Jun?
I'm glad.
I love you, Dad. Thank you.
- Isn't it wonderful? - Yes, it is.
I wonder if my family would do such a thing for me.
I can't help but think about it.
My mother doesn't like fireworks either.
She keeps looking at my father's face.
I can't help but think about it.
Thank you for the fireworks that will remain in my memory for the rest of my life.
Thank you for giving me such a wonderful memory.
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