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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...I keep dancing with my cheek... ...CHEEK o odori tsuzuketeru omae o... ...I keep dancing with my cheek...
...and I fall into a dream... ...and I fall into a dream...
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes on complicated modern society...
and thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your writer, Saori Mashida!
At this detective station, we respond to requests from viewers...
and immediately send out excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
Yes, we have three new books today...
and they're all different people!
No, no, no!
It's always like that!
So we're going in this order, right?
That's right, that's right!
This order, right?
This order!
Is it okay?
Is it me?
The last one!
The third one!
Leave it to me!
Is it okay?
Are you confident?
It's okay!
It seems like you were very popular among newcomers...
during this contest!
No...
I was very popular!
I understand how you feel...
Now, let's move on to the last request for today!
Yes!
Huh?
The last one...
You said it was the last one...
I said it was the last one?
Yes, you said it was the last one!
I knew it!
See!
I really didn't notice it at all!
I was so eager to see the last one...
I see, I see, I see!
I was so eager to see the last one...
I can't wait to see the last one!
Now, let's move on to the first request for today!
Yes!
The first request is from Yurina Ishikawa, 25 years old...
who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I have someone I want to meet again.
It's the first love of my elementary school years...
that comes to my mind over and over again.
I became in the same class as him when I was in 6th grade...
and I fell in love with him in a blink of an eye.
Then he confessed his love for me and we fell in love with each other.
However, for me, an elementary school student who moved abroad a month later and didn't have a cell phone,
it was like an eternal farewell.
He was my lover for only a month and I thought he was romantic like a girl manga.
It's been more than ten years since I broke up with him.
In fact, since I became a middle school student,
I have become less fond of men and have become unable to see men as love objects.
His dream of first love has been seen since he was in junior high school,
but recently the frequency of seeing it has increased and he sees it five or six times a month in his dream.
If I could meet him again and talk to him,
I feel like the self that men are not good at may change.
Please, let me meet the person I love for the first time.
It's sincere.
I can talk with men normally,
but I'm not used to the feeling of falling in love with men as love objects.
I'm not excited about it.
Somehow, I managed to meet the person who confessed to me when I was in the third year of high school,
but I couldn't do it and we broke up.
Since then, I haven't been in love with anyone.
Here it is. Please take a look at the video.
Do you have a photo?
Yes, I do.
That's your first love, right?
This is Kinefuchi Yugo.
Kinefuchi! He's so manly!
He has a half-male face and is active and talkative.
When we were together, he was shy and pure.
Recently, the frequency of seeing him has increased and he sees me five or six times a month.
You look like a small fish in a big pond.
Your pace is going down.
Yes, my pace is going up.
When I'm in middle school, high school, and even when I'm not in elementary school,
I tend to have one-sided love.
It's like a subconsciousness.
Is that so?
Do you still love someone in your heart?
When an actress who's not my type appears in my dream, I fall in love with her right away.
I see.
That's interesting.
You are very objective.
So, the lock doesn't change, does it?
It may be so.
I hope the lock will come off when we meet.
You are a great expressionist.
You made a great thread for me.
You are a great expressionist.
Usually, you praise me only.
But you praised me and gave me an answer.
When I was in elementary school, I took a train.
I was depressed like every day.
I had a bad feeling.
I'm sorry for reminding you of bad things.
No problem at all.
When did you get this?
When I graduated...
What do you mean by "when you graduated"?
I don't know if I went back or came back when I graduated.
I moved from Spain when I was about four years old.
I stayed in Japan for five or six years.
Then, I went back to Brazil.
That's amazing.
I feel like I'm an outsider.
You are a soccer elite.
You may not be in Japan.
It's possible.
Do you know anyone?
I don't know anyone in elementary school who is my classmate.
Here it is.
Oh, no.
I think it's at home.
Is it at home?
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
I'm sorry.
It's a program called "Detective Nightscape".
When I was in elementary school, I went to the same school as you, Mr. Yamamoto.
I went to Tottori for work.
Tottori?
Do you remember me?
Yes, I do.
Thank you very much.
I haven't heard of you.
Mr. Yamamoto is...
Oh, Mr. Yamamoto is my classmate.
Mr. Yamamoto is my classmate.
Do you remember your classmate, Mr. Ishikawa?
Yes, I do.
I miss him.
Do you remember Yugo Kineuchi?
Yes, I do.
Do you remember that you went to Brazil?
Did you go to Brazil?
Don't you know his number?
I haven't met him since graduation.
If you don't know that you went to Brazil, you don't have to ask me.
The apartment where you were born may be near my house.
You went to Brazil, didn't you?
You may not live there.
Don't you know your father?
You used to go out with your parents.
Do you know Yoneichi?
Yoneichi?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Including whether he has a son or not.
I'm Hashimoto, a detective.
Oh, you're here.
I'm Yurina Ishikawa.
Do you remember me?
No, I don't remember you at all.
Do you remember Yugo Kineuchi?
Yes, I do.
I don't know his number at all.
When I was in high school, I went to Kobe.
On the train, there was a man who wrote "Kineuchi" on his name tag.
I called out to him.
"Yoneichi," I said.
He got scared and got off the train.
"Oh, no," I said.
He got off the train.
It's possible that Kineuchi...
He may have been in Japan in high school.
It's possible that he came back to Japan in elementary school.
He hasn't been in touch with anyone.
I do.
Arakki.
Arakki, do you remember Ishikawa?
Ishikawa?
Yes, I do.
He moved here.
Ishikawa moved here?
Yes, when he was about two years old.
Do you remember Kineuchi?
Kineuchi is also a person who has been in high school.
Yes, you know about the category of high school.
That's right.
I don't know him in person at all.
But...
To be honest, I don't know who Kineuchi was friends with.
Excuse me, Hajima-san.
I have some work to do after this.
I have to go.
I won't let you in.
I'll find someone for you.
Thank you.
Yamamoto-kun told me that Kineuchi-kun used to live here.
Maybe you were friends with someone...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm looking for someone who used to live here.
His name is Kineuchi-kun.
When my son was in first grade...
How old is your son now?
He's 19 now.
He's from the same class as me.
His name is Yugo-kun.
Do you know who he is?
No, I don't know.
I have a friend named Sone-san.
Sone-san?
His daughter is 25 years old.
Hello, Sone-san.
Oh, hello.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Is the camera okay?
Where is Sone-san now?
Oh, he's there.
He's there?!
Do you remember Kineuchi-kun?
Yes, I do.
You do?!
Yes, we were good friends.
What?!
We used to study together.
You studied together?
We played the piano together.
What?! I thought you were a soccer player.
I was fast.
You were fast?!
Yes.
You know where Brazil is, right?
I do.
Brazil...
What did you say?
Mexico...
I didn't know.
It's South America to Central America.
I'm looking for Kineuchi-kun.
Do you know where he is?
I know his mother's phone number.
You came back?!
That's huge!
I'm looking for his son.
Yes.
I finally found his number.
His name is Hashimoto, and he's a detective.
Is he one of the detectives?
That's right!
There's someone...
Yes?
We want to meet Inouchi-kun, but...
Who is it?
That's something to look forward to.
I'm scared.
He's already here, so...
I want to meet him as soon as possible.
I saw your face, so...
Can you take off your mask for a second?
I should look this way?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Can you take off your mask for a second?
Yes.
I found you.
We're connected.
What would you like to happen to Inouchi-kun?
I'd like him to stay the same.
Like in that photo?
You want to talk about many things, right?
Yes.
You're not good with men,
but you want to overcome that.
Yes.
Can you talk about many things?
I'm nervous.
Inouchi-kun.
Yes?
Before you look back,
can you take off your mask?
We're keeping a distance.
Yes.
Can you look back now?
Yes.
Please.
Yes, Tony-chan.
Do you remember me?
Remember me!
I'm sorry.
Look me in the eye.
You're a sinful man.
You...
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
How do you feel now?
I'm happy.
You're happy?
You don't have to remember me.
You two are crazy.
You don't remember me,
but you're happy.
For about a month.
About a month.
Oh, you're right!
Ishikawa-san.
That's right!
Ishikawa Yurina-san.
That's right!
She's an ex-girlfriend of mine.
That's right!
She appears in my dreams a lot recently.
I see.
I'd like you to talk about it just you and me.
Yes.
Yurina-san, is it okay?
It's okay.
Yes, you can say it.
I knew you'd ask me out.
I know you like me.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for having me.
I didn't realize it until now.
I'm really sorry.
Not at all.
We spent only about a month together.
That's right.
What kind of life did you have after you moved in?
I thought you were a reporter.
In the end, I spent only about a year in Mexico.
It's your first time in Mexico.
I went back to Kobe.
You went to Brazil.
I went back to Kobe.
I've been in Kobe since then.
I went to middle school, high school, and college.
There was a certain situation.
I sent you a request.
Since I was in middle school,
I'm not good with men.
When it comes to love, I feel like I'm not good at it.
I'm sure you thought you'd be confessed.
I'm sure you think it's an unexpected development.
What do you think about it?
Since then, I've been dreaming about you.
When I see you, I feel like I'm growing.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's okay.
I got excited one-sidedly.
Oh, no, no.
But if you suddenly remembered it, you must have spent a lot of time at work.
You're kind.
You're a good person.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Ishika-san, do you feel reassured when you say something?
Yes.
Ishika-san, do you feel like you've changed?
Like you're not good at something.
Yes, I feel like I can overcome it now.
Do you feel like you've taken a step forward?
Yes.
Do you feel like you've taken a step forward?
If you gradually get better at something, maybe...
Well, it's possible.
Did you think you'd be rejected?
No, no, no.
Let me ask you something.
You were smiling.
I wasn't smiling.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me? No, I don't.
Do you have someone you like?
No, I don't.
You think you'll be rejected, don't you?
No, no, no.
You were making me cry.
Is it possible you'll have a girlfriend?
No, no, it's possible.
Ishika-san, is it possible?
You were smiling earlier, too.
Me, too.
This is...
This is a big step, but...
You don't have an electronic device, do you?
No, I don't.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Because you're cool, aren't you?
No, I'm not cool.
At first, I thought you were strange.
But you're a really nice person.
It was just the right feeling.
Yes.
It's like you're the best.
It's kind of comforting.
And after this recording,
you appeared in Ishikawa-san's dream again.
But you're not that shy Kinefuchi-kun anymore.
You're that real Kinefuchi-kun.
You're not that imaginary Kinefuchi-kun anymore.
You've been updated.
Right?
Okay, let's move on to the next request.
Okay.
This is a request from Mayumi Umehara, 49 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
The other day, when she was tidying up the shelves for her family's renovation,
she found a big envelope with her uncle's name written on it, which is 15 years old.
When she checked what was inside,
there were a few long black pieces of paper wrapped in newspaper.
Her uncle was a mysterious person since before the war,
so she was scared when she thought about what to do if her uncle was someone who had died,
or if he was someone she loved in the past.
She wanted to consult someone,
so she posted it on my favorite singer Takehara Pistol's radio show.
This show is too much for me to handle,
so I got some advice from Detective Nightscoop.
I want to get rid of it as soon as possible, but I'd like to know if it's good to throw it away or if it's necessary.
As Takehara Pistol said, I believe Nightscoop will find out for sure.
Thank you for your request.
It's been going around.
It's been going around, hasn't it?
Well, thank you for that.
He passed away when he was 54 years old 15 years ago.
He is the younger brother of the client's mother.
They are five brothers and six sisters.
He asked everyone.
No one knows.
It's a mystery.
That's right.
Did he know who he was?
Please have a look.
I'm Umihara of the client. Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
I'm thinking of renovating this house.
I'm throwing away everything I don't need.
I found it when I was doing it.
Was it originally your parents' house?
I moved here when I was in high school.
Didn't you exist at that time?
I don't know anything at all.
First of all, your parents passed away.
Didn't your parents tell you about it?
I didn't hear anything.
I saw it for confirmation.
I saw something like black hair down there.
I said, "No!"
It's there.
Can you see it?
Is it brown?
That's it.
I'm sorry.
It's a little soft.
Why is it so long?
What, what, what, what?
Yokoyama Susumu.
Uncle.
That's right, uncle.
Mother's younger brother.
Chiba Prefecture.
Uncle doesn't live here, does he?
He doesn't live here.
My uncle lived here.
Where was he trying to send it to?
Has it been sent?
Why is it wrapped in paper with my uncle's name on it?
Uncle, right?
What was he like?
I guess you could call it a fixed job.
I worked part-time at a cafe.
I also worked part-time at a place where I lived.
I think I was very quick and short-tempered.
I had that kind of thing, and I imagined it.
Maybe my uncle was a serial killer or something like that.
What should I do if it's like a funeral goods?
Well, the crow was crying.
It's all.
It's kind of amazing.
Well, I'll open it.
Wow, it's high.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, it's high.
That's how it is.
How many years is it?
It's been more than 50 years.
It's wrapped in newspaper.
Here we go.
It's definitely someone's hair!
Wow, wow, wow, I'm already...
Huh?
It's hard, it's hard.
It's pretty hard.
Waterless hair.
There's no nutrition, certainly.
Does Takehara Pesaro-san know about this story?
Just after I found it, I was collecting scary stories...
Takehara-san, what are you saying?
Why don't you talk to Detective Nightscoop-san?
I'm sorry.
First of all, Takehara-san...
I'm irresponsible.
"Under Name" Mamu Mimemo-san.
Yes.
It's about when you were tidying up the shelves around the front door
following your family's reforms.
What came out of it was a long, long...
Yes.
Black hair.
Takehara-san's reaction is really good.
When you opened the big bag, there were seven small bags in it.
Each of them had long hair in it.
It's scary when you think about how many people there are, isn't it?
Isn't this Detective Nightscoop-class stuff?
It's popular.
I'm curious, but I don't know.
It's popular, isn't it?
I'm curious, but I don't know.
I want to know why it's like this.
He said it clearly.
No, no, no.
This case is being turned this way.
This is a protest.
- Yes, hello. - Nice to meet you. Are you Pistol Takehara?
- Yes, that's me. - I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
- You're doing a radio show, aren't you? - Yes, I'm doing a radio show.
- Actually, Night Scoop sent you an offer. - You really sent me an offer!
- Don't say such irresponsible things like that. - I'm sorry.
Would you like me to send you this picture?
- Have you seen the picture? - I've seen it, but...
I've seen it, but it's not good.
What do you think of it, Mr. Pistol?
It's like leaving your parents' hair to your descendants.
- I thought it would be a life-threatening thing... - Yes, yes.
I thought it would be a life-threatening thing, but it's not like that.
- I knew it. - I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Then... - By all means.
Let's look into it.
What is this?
This looks the hardest.
- It's the most oily. - Really?
It's different from before, right? It's a little different, right?
- I lined it up like this. - I wonder how many people are there.
Detective, do you have any clues about this?
- What is this? - It's there!
- The round one? - It's there!
There was a temple like this.
- I solved it. - Really?
It's like a field used for paying in a temple.
It was all horsehair.
- It looks like it, doesn't it? - It does.
- Maybe it's not. - Here we go.
Here we go.
This is bad, isn't it?
I'm scared.
- Hello, we're Night Scoop. - Hello.
- This is horsehair. - Is it all of it?
- No mistake. - Is it horsehair?
- It's related. - What?
It's called "hossu" in temples.
- This is it! - I see.
- I think it's this part. - It's this part.
- It's true. - I think so.
- It's the same. - Here we go.
"Hossu"?
- Does it have anything to do with temples? - I don't think so.
It's related. You've worked in a temple, haven't you?
Even if I worked in a temple, it doesn't make sense.
I think it's "hossu".
I'm sorry for bothering you. My name is Ishida of the Narciscope Detective Agency.
Look at this! This is "hossu", isn't it, Yagumi- san?
This is "hossu" as before, isn't it?
It's "hossu", isn't it?
Yes.
I'm glad.
Right? It's okay now.
It's okay now.
It's coming out now.
It's okay now.
However, there are some that are a little different in shape this time.
This one and this one, too.
There are some that are a little different in shape, but I think this is also "hossu".
What do you think?
This is...
"jinnmou".
What?!
Are you serious?
Is it "jinnmou"?!
Is "hossu" included in it, Yagumi-san?
No, this is also "jinnmou".
What?!
Everything is "jinnmou", no doubt about it.
Everything is "jinnmou".
This one...
It's a little different in shape.
This is probably...
If we were to use it,
would we say "nihongami"?
Wouldn't we use "tsukeige" for something like that?
What do you call it?
"kamoji".
"Kamoji"?
"Kamoji"!
I think it might be "kamoji", but...
Yagumi-san's is not "jinnmou" yet!
This is a hair salon that sells Japanese hair.
This is Ms. Poirot.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Ishida, and I'm a detective at the Naitos Bureau.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me!
What on earth is this?
This is called "kamoji" when we talk about Japanese hair.
Oh! It's "kamoji" after all!
When we talk about Japanese hair, we use this to increase the volume of the hair.
When you read about it in the newspaper...
It's still the same!
We use a lot of oil, so we have to use this to avoid getting bugs.
It's the same!
It's really the same!
How about this one?
This is also "kamoji".
This is also "kamoji"!
This is the top of the bend.
It's tied up in the middle.
It's like this.
This is the topmost part of Maiko-san's hair.
And this is her bangs.
First, you put it on the roots like this.
Then you flip it over like this.
Oh!
It looks like this.
Oh! I see.
Do you sell Japanese hair or not?
I don't know. Do you know if it's your uncle's wig shop or not?
I don't know anything about it.
Do you have any information about your family?
My mother's younger sister and the older sister of this owner.
Susumu's older sister and your uncle's older sister, right?
Hello.
Yes.
Are you Etsuko?
Yes, I am.
Apparently, when you say "Japanese hair", you use "kamoji" which you use to support your hair.
Do you know anything about it?
My mother used to say "Japanese hair" when I was told about it.
What?
I know about it.
When I and my sister were little, we used to say "Japanese hair".
You and your sister?
Yes. I think my mother showed me "Japanese hair" because she knew about it.
If she had told me "kamoji", I would have known about it.
What should we do about it?
That's right.
I had a bandage and my mother had one too.
I want to stretch it out and say it once.
That's great.
Takehara-san!
You solved it!
Thank you!
It wasn't "kosu", it was "kamoji".
It was "kamoji".
I see.
All the parts are still there.
The side and the top.
My grandmother told me about "nihongami" and my daughter, Idai-san's mother, and my aunt, Deu's aunt, told me about "nihongami" and I learned about it.
I see.
It's amazing.
Takehara-kun's radio came to "Night Scoop" and from "Night Scoop" to "Family History"...
I see.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Sakiho Mizuno, 11 years old, 5th grade in Gifu Prefecture.
When my cousin was 1 years old, he built a banana on the table.
He has been challenging for about 5 years, but the banana never stands.
There is no sign of it standing.
Detective, would you like to build a banana with me?
That was his request.
That's so kind of you.
Banana!
Seriously!
There are some parts you can't believe, right?
Now, please watch!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Saki-chan?
Yes?
Sakiho-chan?
Yes, it's me.
Hello!
Um, five years ago,
a one-year-old cousin...
A one-year-old cousin...
A cousin built this!
Built it.
This one, right?
Yes.
How did you build it?
Um...
Like this.
Huh?!
Like this, normally?
Like this, and like this?
Yes.
Like this?!
Yes, like this.
That's impossible!
But I built it.
A banana I bought at the supermarket.
A banana you bought at the supermarket?
I bought it like this.
Look at this!
It's like this!
It's huge!
And you built it like this!
That's impossible!
It's a miracle.
There's no way you can build it like this!
No way!
It's been like this since I was born.
When did you build it?
I'm going to school now.
Are you going to school?
Yes, I am.
Do you remember when you built it?
I don't remember at all.
You don't remember?
I don't remember.
Have you ever seen your friend build it?
I saw it over there.
You saw it?!
Yes.
I gave my friend a banana and said "do you want to eat it?" and he casually picked it up and built it.
Then I took the banana in my hand and picked it up again.
Then my grandmother was able to pick up the banana.
So I think it's a standing banana.
Standing banana?!
Standing banana.
Is there a standing banana?!
It stood up.
So I thought "oh, it can stand up."
Oh, it stood up?
It was thin and it really stood up.
But does it stand up straight?
It doesn't stand up.
I've been remembering it for five years.
At that time, I said "it stood up" and tried to stand it up, but it didn't stand up.
It's like a screwdriver, isn't it?
I don't know about that either.
Oh, a screwdriver, a screwdriver.
Does a screwdriver stand up?
Isn't there a screwdriver?
Like this?
Doesn't a screwdriver stand up?
Isn't there a screwdriver that stands up?
I want to take it and spread it out.
A screwdriver?
If you press it, does it stand up?
A plus or minus screwdriver?
Does a plus or minus screwdriver stand up?
It'll definitely fall down.
It'll definitely fall down like this.
Like this?
This is a problem.
No, it's serious.
Who's serious?
This is a problem.
This banana is a banana grown by a farmer.
I'll do it.
It's impossible, isn't it?
But this is the only place that can solve this problem for me.
I've contacted you.
Hello!
Actually, she wants to build a banana.
Build a banana?
What?
Build a banana?
I've never heard of it.
Do you just put it like this?
I'm sure you can do it.
No, I can't.
What kind of banana is it?
It looks like a jungle.
This is a baby banana.
It comes up from one of the stems and comes out all of a sudden one day.
Is it this one?
Yes.
Each time one skin comes off, this little one is a banana.
So, originally there was a skin here and here, but if you remove one by one, you can also remove this one.
Then, when it comes back like this, it will be a familiar banana like the one over there.
Do you cut it like this?
That's right.
Wow!
How about this one? Is there one that looks a little tough?
Is there one like that?
It's small.
Is it this one?
It's really small.
It's small, isn't it?
Do you know which one is the smallest?
It's the smallest.
It's so small!
I wonder if it's a little different from the one you built.
There's a yellow one like this, right?
Yes, yes.
There's one like that.
Then, shall we try it?
You've seen it before, haven't you?
Yes, yes.
It's like this.
That's right.
Then, let's try it with this one.
It's this one.
The one you eat at home.
It's the one you eat at home.
If it's like this,
you'll be happy with this one hundred million yen.
This is difficult.
I can't build it.
This is...
This is difficult.
I can't build it.
I think it's difficult.
You all look like you're having a hard time.
You're having a hard time.
(sobbing)
(children playing)
Wow!
He did it!
Wow!
He did it!
But you need to stand for at least 10 seconds.
10 seconds!
1 minute.
1, 2, 3, 4...
He did it!
Wow! He did it!
How much is it? 100 million yen? 100 million yen?
What? What? What?
100 million yen? 100 million yen?
Congratulations! Congratulations!
What?
It's thin and the cutting condition is good.
It's a little shaky, but it's delicious!
Is it perfect for you to stand with your center of gravity?
It's perfect.
It's perfect?
It's perfect. I built it with my own strength.
I built it myself. I chose it myself.
Everything?
Everything.
Take this.
Thank you.
What is this banana?
I don't know when this miracle will happen.
I got it.
I did it.
You did it?
I did it.
You did a good job.
Do you have anything you want to say?
No.
I'm glad I was able to stand in this circle.
You're glad?
I'm glad.
Thank you.
It's a miracle.
Yes.
Kanpei-san didn't do anything.
Right?
No, really.
It stands up.
Yes.
For example, when you are taking a picture, the color changes a little.
It has changed.
So, if you hold it, the inside will shrink little by little.
That's why it's hard to stand up.
I see.
Until it stands up, the director won't let it stand up.
Yes.
What should we do with it?
It can't stand up.
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