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It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in complicated modern society,
and thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
I'm your reporter, Saori Masuda!
At this detective station, we will return your request to the viewers on TV,
immediately find and pursue the detective you have acquired!
Then, let's start with our first request for today!
Our first request is from Takanori Matsumoto of Nogata City, Fukuoka Prefecture, who is a 28-year- old public servant.
We always enjoy watching you as a couple.
We would like you to defeat each other's strongest opponent, your wife.
"Kobushi-ai" is an original martial art created by a wife who clenches her hands tightly and strikes each other's fists.
She clenches her fists until her opponent says "it hurts"!
It seems that her wife has never lost in this "kobushi- ai" before,
and when it comes to deciding between the couple, she always brings "kobushi-ai" with her.
Her fists are as hard as real stones, and her current fighting experience is roughly 0 wins and 100 losses.
When she loses in "kobushi-ai", she is always forced to say things she don't like and can no longer bear it.
She says, "If I lose to someone, I'd like you to stop fighting me in "kobushi-ai"."
Would you please stop my wife before my fists break?
Yes!
When you say "kobushi-ai", it sounds like you're saying "shitteru, shitteru".
It has a critical meaning.
I didn't know that.
"Kobushi-ai" is originally...
Well, there's "kobushi" here, right?
You put out your fists like this.
And now, you're a couple and you're fighting like this.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
If you say "ouch", you lose.
You lose.
I think there are many kinds of couples.
When it comes to deciding, there's our family's rule.
There's a song or something, right?
Is there?
Like rock-paper-scissors.
I see.
Is there such a rule?
Is there any specific rule?
Is there?
I don't think so.
I think he's laughing only in the studio.
So, for this request,
if your wife loses in "kobushi-ai",
you won't have anyone in your family anymore.
I've been looking for someone like that.
Please have a look.
Good morning.
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
No, no. Please help me.
Is she that strong?
Yes, she is.
She's strong.
She is.
Yes.
What is Cathy's power balance like?
She's one of a kind.
One of a kind?
Yes.
She's unique, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
Excuse me.
Ara!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Ishida of Akande.
Nice to meet you, too.
What?
She's the strongest?
When do you play rock-paper-scissors?
There's only one ice cream left.
If you decide to eat it,
shall we play rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Yes, shall we play rock-paper-scissors?
It's not rock-paper-scissors.
It's not a rule.
No, it's not.
It's rock-paper-scissors.
Who decided this rule?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Is she that strong?
Excuse me, but could you put your hands together?
She doesn't look strong.
Her hands are small.
She's more than a rock.
She's not a human hand.
She's my wife.
But she's not a human hand.
How do you decide who wins and who loses?
If you say "it hurts", you lose.
Or if you say "it hurts"...
Could you show me?
Sure.
As usual...
Shall we start?
Yes.
Please.
I'll go first.
It hurts!
What are you doing?
Was it that painful?
You'll know if you do it.
Wait a minute. Look at this.
Look at the size of her hands.
Look at this.
Look.
I'll do it seriously.
Okay.
(Laughter)
Does it hurt?
It doesn't feel like stabbing.
It feels like it's getting in because my fingers are thin.
What? You can't stand it?
Not at all. It doesn't hurt at all.
I want you to give me a break.
I'm telling you.
Give me a break. Stop this fist fight.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
What did your wife say?
If I lose, you can stop it.
Can I stop it?
I want you to find someone who can win.
Are you going to lose?
No.
Anyway, let's go out and find someone strong.
Please.
Excuse me.
My name is Masakado.
I'm from Naito City.
Did you go to a karate dojo when you were a student?
Yes, I did.
How long have you been in karate?
I've been in karate since I was in junior high school.
You're in first place.
(Laughter)
Can you do a fist fight?
A fist fight?
(Laughter)
A fist fight?
It's a fist fight.
Okay.
Ouch!
You lose.
Ouch! I always lose.
Is that so?
Let's do a fist fight.
Stop!
Hit me!
I can't hit you!
Hit me!
I can't hit you!
How are you feeling now?
It hurts!
I can't hit you!
I can't hit you at all!
I didn't say anything wrong.
I can't hit you!
What do you want to do?
I'm relaxed.
Who is the strongest person in this shopping district?
There is a butcher shop called "Okuda".
And there is a "bancho" over there.
"Bancho"?
"Okuda", I'm sorry.
My name is Ishida, and I'm a detective from "Night School".
Is there a "bancho" over here?
"Bancho" is huge!
How tall are you?
I'm about 87cm.
87cm?
Yes.
How much do you weigh?
I weigh about 120kg.
Can I ask you a favor?
Can you punch me?
Wow!
You look strong!
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
Can you punch me?
Punch you?
Punching each other like this...
If I say "it hurts", you lose.
If there is a decision, we will fight each other with punches.
I've never won.
Oh, you're stronger than me.
Yes, I'm stronger.
So...
I want you to win against me.
No, please.
I understand.
Can you do it? Please!
Now...
It's huge!
The boss of Kokura Shopping District and...
Mr. Matsumoto's wife.
Punching match...
Start!
Ouch!
I won against the boss!
Boss!
Wasn't it easy for you?
No, it hurts.
No, it doesn't hurt.
It hurts weakly.
It's impossible in the city.
I will go to a person who is training seriously.
Please.
He is a professional.
Here.
Bodybuilding fitness.
XO.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Anyway, I'm looking for a strong and strongest person.
He is a 6th-ranked athlete in all of Japan.
Can you introduce me?
Please.
Hello.
Hello!
Hello.
Oh, my God!
6th-ranked bodybuilder in all of Japan.
Yes, that's right.
Thank you.
Mr. Ito, how long have you been bodybuilding?
It's been 28 years.
28 years!
Yes.
Can you show me?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
I'm happy!
It's beautiful!
Can you show me your fist?
Muscle.
Only muscle.
There is a martial art called "fist fight" in bodybuilding.
"Fist fight"?
Fist fight
But my husband has never won it.
Is she your wife?
That's right.
Are you okay?
Your face!
He underestimated me. I have to win this.
There's no way we can win.
We have no choice but to lose.
I'll leave it up to you.
It's time for the fist fight!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Shh!
Before you fist fight...
Fist fight!
Start!
Ouch!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
Hey!
What are you doing?
You may not know the rules.
Yes.
You can attack me as you like.
But you were like this.
Yes.
That's right.
I was standing still because it was noon.
I couldn't move.
That's right.
I couldn't move because of my body build.
Please be serious.
I'm not serious now.
I think you looked good now.
I'm not serious now.
It's a fist fight.
One more time.
Okay.
One more time, please.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ito, are you ready?
Yes!
I'm ready!
Let's do it!
Fist fight!
Start!
Ito!
What's wrong with you?
I have muscle pain here.
You're strong.
You're better than I expected.
Just one more fight.
I'm not satisfied with just one fight.
Okay.
I'll be your last boss.
Please.
Okay!
This way.
I'm Kyushu Pro-wrestling. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a detective, Naito Sukumichi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I always watch you!
Thank you!
Is it flowing in Fukuoka?
Thank you!
First of all...
I'm Naoki Sakurajima.
Yes!
I'll be your opponent today!
Yes!
Naoki Sakurajima.
Yes!
I'm Kyushu Pro-wrestling. I'm stronger than I look.
Stronger than you look.
Thank you.
Stronger than you look in many ways.
Let's fight.
I've never heard of it.
You've never heard of it?
We'll hit each other's fists.
If it hurts, we'll lose.
I see.
We're strong against pain.
We're tough and strong.
That's right.
We won't lose!
Now, it's the final match.
Is it decided now?
Please!
Leave it to me!
Here we go!
Fists!
Begin!
Fists!
Begin!
Leave it to me!
It's about time for me to go, too!
Go! Go! Go!
You're strong!
Now, which one?!
Ouch!
I won!
I did it!
Amazing!
I'm sleepy.
I can't believe it!
I won!
I did it!
How was it?
It was so intense that I didn't think it was a woman.
My face is a little wrinkled.
Finally,
you said it was painful, ma'am.
I'm frustrated.
But it was really painful.
Well, but honestly,
I think you did your best.
Then, you won't
play against me again.
I won't.
Okay? Yes.
We won't play against you again.
Thank you.
Amazing.
It was amazing.
Well, ma'am,
when I was in elementary school,
I didn't have any hobbies,
but I used to run like this
against the desk during class.
Probably,
I became stronger
when I was in elementary school.
When I started my daily life,
I remembered it and won.
It's kind of a waste.
I thought it would be sealed
like this.
But if you do that at home,
you'll probably win all the time, ma'am.
I see.
But after that,
Mr. Batten also...
Mr. Batten and Mr. Burabura?
Yes, they wanted to do it.
They lost to you,
they lost to me,
and they lost to you, too.
Mr. Burabura was the weakest among them.
What are you talking about?
Somehow,
Mr. Burabura was cut off.
You knew it, didn't you?
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Ayu Ishiba, 25 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
I have a very important and like-a-best friend in my house, Nero.
Nero is a pedestrian traffic light made in 2006.
He is always watching me warmly and encouraging me when I am depressed.
But there is one big problem with Nero.
It is that he can't light up that beautiful red and blue that is the original traffic light and always has a dark expression on his face.
I feel sorry for him for not being able to make it shine even though it is a traffic light.
So, detective, what kind of expression does Nero use to light up? Can you correct me?
I don't think you know what I'm talking about.
I don't know.
The pedestrian traffic light is red and blue.
He calls it "Nero".
He also says that he encourages me when I am depressed.
But it doesn't light up.
Did you say this request?
I'm here today because I said it.
It's a little mysterious.
I said it at the same time as asking you what kind of request it is.
I said it, so please take a look.
I read the request.
There are things you know and things you don't know.
Do you like traffic lights?
I like them.
Do you like traffic lights around the city?
Yes, I like traffic lights for pedestrians.
You like traffic lights for pedestrians.
I like red and blue.
What is "green"?
The traffic light I received was made in 2006.
So I named it "green".
You named it?
Yes.
Is it like a pet?
It's not like a pet. It's like a best friend for me.
But it's as important as a person for me.
So it's like a best friend for me.
I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.
What made you like it? Since you were a kid?
No, it was about three years ago.
Things about the road and what I want to do in the future.
I was tired.
And there was a traffic light for pedestrians on the road.
I was looking at it as usual and thought it was nice.
Traffic light.
Traffic light?
Yes.
I thought it was nice.
Where?
I was in the same place every day from morning to night.
I was protecting people's lives.
I thought it was a good idea.
I started thinking that I might have the same feelings as me.
That's when I started liking it.
So it's not just a machine.
It's not a machine.
I have feelings for it.
Why can you get a traffic light called "niiro"?
I bought it at Yahoo Auctions.
You bought it at Yahoo Auctions?
Yes.
How much did you pay for it?
30,000 yen.
It's not that expensive.
What did you think when you saw it?
Thank you for coming to my house.
I'll definitely treasure it.
He said he was happy.
So I said thank you.
But as far as I can read the request, it's broken, isn't it?
It's not broken.
Is it like a traffic jam?
It's not a traffic jam, it's just not energetic.
It's not energetic, it's not sick?
It's not sick.
If you turn it on and it shines red or blue, does it mean it's energetic?
It will definitely be more energetic than now.
I'd like to meet you, Ms. Niiro.
Yes.
Is it okay if we meet?
Yes, it's okay.
Can I see you?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Wow! It's huge!
Are you sick?
Yes.
Isn't it in the way? Doesn't it hurt?
Even if it hits me, it's a lovely creature, so I don't care about it at all.
Can I touch it?
Yes, you can.
Can I touch it?
Yes, Niiro says it's okay.
Wow! It's surprisingly heavy!
It weighs about 12 kilograms.
It weighs about 12 kilograms?
Yes, it does.
From my point of view, I think it's full of scratches, but is it okay?
This is proof of Niiro's hard work, so it's okay.
And you can knock it over here and open it.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
It's some kind of wiring.
And it's cut off here.
Oh, I see!
This is it! So you have to bring a power supply from somewhere, right?
This connects somewhere, right?
Yes.
Should we call an expert?
Please do.
Right?
Yes.
It's a traffic light.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is just a traffic light, but it's not a traffic light.
It's not a traffic light.
It's called "niiro".
"Niiro".
She loves it very much.
Is it "kun" or "san" ?
Niiro
It's not "niiro".
I see.
There is a light bulb here.
Oh, it's on.
It's a normal light bulb.
It's for washing machines only.
Oh, it's for washing machines only.
But you can buy this size anywhere, so I think you can use it if you match the size.
Do you have to change the bulb and connect the line you have to the power supply?
That's right.
You can use it for home appliances like 100 volts.
Will you be able to plug it in?
I think you can do it if you make something like that and let me do it.
Can you take it outside?
Well...
I see.
You want to take it outside.
That's right.
I see.
What do you mean?
Can you do it with electricity on?
That's right.
I want to go outside with "niiro" with electricity on.
Can you do it with electricity on?
I see.
You want it to shine at home and outside.
I see.
What does "niiro" say?
It says it's nervous and excited.
I'm nervous and excited to be seen like this.
Let's turn it off.
Thank you.
It's embarrassing.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
This means that the wiring is all over, right?
Yes, it's over.
And you can stand up again.
If you press this switch, you can turn it on or off.
Yes.
Will you be fine?
I'll do it.
It's a light bulb. Here you go!
Yes.
It's on!
Wow!
It's on.
I'm so happy.
Thank you.
- Are you happy? - I'm so happy.
It's so cool, isn't it?
- I wanted to see you like this. - I wanted to see you like this.
So you shine like this.
It's a light that doesn't get in the way. I thought it was too bright.
Any kind of light doesn't get in the way.
I thought it was because you have tight eyes. It's a surprisingly warm light.
I have to cross it quickly.
You're 25 years old, aren't you?
Nero, did you have fun today?
You look a little tired.
But I'm glad you got to know a lot of people.
Are you happy?
You kind of look like a creature.
I'm sorry I haven't been able to do anything for you.
Having you around is part of life.
By the way...
I wrote you a letter.
You wrote me a letter?
So I wanted you to hear it for the last time.
Then, please tell him as much as you want at your own timing.
Yes.
To Niiro,
Today was the first time you went out with me.
Did you have fun?
I was really happy to shine and see your original face and personality,
and to go out and make memories with you.
Thank you.
Looking at your happy face reminds me of when you came to my house.
Thank you for always watching over me.
Thank you for listening to me.
I'm really sorry I haven't been able to take you out with me.
Let's make a lot of memories like today from now on.
Next time, let's go on a movie theater date.
You're always cool and I love you, Niiro.
Finally, I've decided to go on a date with you today.
While I'm at work, I hope you won't be lonely, Niiro.
I'm going to increase my family a lot from now on.
Looking at you, Niiro, I felt like I could get along with you in the first term,
so I'd like to welcome the first term soon.
Please look forward to it. From Ayu.
Lastly, there's something I don't understand again.
Increase family?
Yes.
I think the fire extinguisher and Niiro will get along well.
Yes.
When you get the fire extinguisher, will you go for a walk with Niiro and fire extinguisher?
Yes. I'm looking forward to it.
If you're happy, that's fine.
I don't think you should increase things.
I think it's a strange feeling.
Do you like a playful feeling?
No, it's pure.
It's not a playful feeling at all.
As a family, I feel like I have a soul.
It seems like you like qualityless things.
Like industrial products.
Maybe Pixar will make a movie out of it.
No, it's not like that at all.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Koji Omura, 50 years old, who lives in Shimane Prefecture.
His friend gave him a pop-up tent as a gift before.
A pop-up tent is a tent that you can easily set up just by taking it out of the storage bag and spreading it out.
However, when his friend gave him the tent, it was already in the storage bag.
When he asked his friend, he said he couldn't put it back in its original place.
He loved outdoor activities and thought it would be easy for me, who has been camping for 30 years, to put it back in its storage bag.
However, it couldn't be put back in its storage bag.
Detective, please lend me your strength.
I've been there.
You just need to put the tent in.
You have to go all the way to Shimane Prefecture.
It's four and a half hours.
Just going there?
Just going there is four and a half hours.
Going back is eight hours.
What?
I'm sorry, it's eight hours altogether.
Anyway, you didn't calculate it.
You came back pretty early.
Because you were drunk.
What happened?
It looks easy, doesn't it?
You think it's easy, don't you?
But it's really difficult.
A 30-year-old camper doesn't know how to fold it.
It's the worst.
Do you put this in here?
You put this in here.
How do you put it in?
First of all, this.
That's right. That's probably it.
I did it. I did it.
Look, I did it.
I did it.
But...
Is it from here?
From here?
This...
But you do this, right?
Yes.
And...
Huh?
And...
I did it. I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
I did it. I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
It's been four hours.
I'm sorry.
It's been four hours.
If you put it in, it's over.
You just have to change it.
The size is completely different.
It doesn't fit in there.
What?
It's completely different.
It doesn't fit in there, does it?
The size is completely different.
I'll try it once.
Please do.
It's like this, isn't it?
That's right.
Isn't it?
I think that's good.
Does it fit in here?
Yes.
It fits in here, doesn't it?
And it comes like this, doesn't it?
Yes.
It comes like this, doesn't it?
It doesn't have to be like that.
I think it'll come like this naturally.
That's right.
It'll come like this naturally, so it should be like this.
Oh, it's round.
See?
It's easy.
It's impossible.
It's impossible for me to eat this.
It's impossible.
It has turned around naturally.
I'll go there.
- It's a little different. - It is, isn't it?
- Yes. - It's up to here, right?
- Is it really up to here? - It should be up to here.
You bend it like this.
You bend it like this and it goes like this.
- And it's from here. - And it's from here.
Like this.
Let's say you bring it to the right.
Hmm...
Let's see...
- Like this? - Oh!
- You said "baki". - I said "baki".
- But it was small just now. - It was small.
- Look. - This.
- Look. - It only goes in here.
- From the back? - Yes.
- And from here... - Huh?
- Oh, no... - Oh!
- It broke. - It broke!
- Did it break? - It's not connected.
- It's not connected? - It broke!
- Did it break? - It broke!
- Oh, it's hot! - It came off.
- What do you mean it came off? - It came off.
The tent will break.
- If you do this tent, it will break. - It will break.
Who came up with this?
- This is a manufacturer, right? - No, it's not a manufacturer.
- I looked it up, but it's not a hit at all. - Not at all?
- As a manufacturer... - What's the instruction manual for this?
It hasn't been included since I got it.
Konnaki here.
Oh, excuse me!
I'm Detective Kazama Kanpei of the Detective Night Scoop.
Oh, yes.
Excuse me, but you gave Omura-san his tent, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But why did you give it to him?
I bought it, but it didn't work out.
Why did you give it to him?
Yes, I thought Omura-san would do something about it.
It doesn't work at all.
It doesn't work?
Where did you buy it?
I think it was on the Internet.
You bought it on the Internet?
Yes.
Didn't you write any company's name or anything like that?
Oh, I don't remember at all.
You don't remember?
What about the instruction manual?
I think you gave Omura-san the instruction manual, too.
I didn't give it to him!
No, you didn't.
It hasn't been folded in 30 years.
Has anyone been doing this for about 40 years?
Yes, someone who's been doing it for 40 years.
What about you, Tani-sensei?
Tani-sensei, do you like camping?
What?
Did you like camping, Sensei?
I don't know...
But you know, you learn something from Sensei.
Learn?
You learn anything.
Anything...
Anything you learn.
You can call me if you're in trouble.
Tani-sensei...
Hello?
Oh, Tani-sensei?
Hello?
Tani-sensei?
How are you?
Hello?
How are you?
How are you, Sensei?
Hello?
How are you, Sensei?
Hello?
How are you, Sensei?
I'm fine.
You know...
Yes?
There's a twisted tent.
A twisted...
What?
A twisted tent.
A twisted tent?
Yes.
Why do you think we should build it?
Right?
We can't do it anymore.
So for now...
This art-the-shop...
Cross-camper...
Let's ask them here.
Yes.
Let's ask them here.
Yes.
Hello.
Welcome.
Hello.
Have you seen this before?
No, we don't sell this at our store.
Really?
Yes.
I want to put it here.
Yes.
Can you do it?
Let's have the president decide this place.
Please do it.
Leave it to me.
How long has the president been camping?
I've been camping for about 35 years.
Oh, Mr. Maki.
Mr. Momaki.
There's no doubt about it.
First of all, it's like this, isn't it?
And then you push it in.
Push it in.
And then you bend it like this.
Oh, it's the same.
It's the same.
And then you...
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Did you do it?
Oh!
You did it.
Oh!
Wow!
As expected of the 35-year-old...
Can you do it? Can you do it?
...hamburger!
Yes.
Wow!
Great job!
Oh!
Wow!
Thank you.
Great job!
Thank you.
I did it for the first time.
What? For the first time?
For the first time.
Who is this person?
He is the first person.
Let's do it like this first.
Yeah.
No, you haven't done it up to this point yet.
Oh, it's the same. It's the same, right?
It's the same?
Yeah, right.
Then...
That's good, right?
Yeah.
Hold the end like this and cut it from above
and match it with the bottom.
Match it with the bottom...
Like this?
Hold it...
Hold...
And there...
Twist...
Do you twist it?
Like this?
Yes, like that.
And then you knock it down.
Knock it down.
And then you stack the left and the right ones.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here it is.
You bring it to the left.
And you stack it there.
And you put it all in.
You put it all in.
And you put it...
In a bag.
It fits, doesn't it?
But...
It fits.
It fits!
We did it!
Did you see the difference?
What's the difference?
The way you twist it.
The way you twist it, right?
Yes.
Like this.
You have to stand up and twist it.
Twist and knock it down.
It was easier.
President, you did a good job.
Now you can go to the camp with confidence!
We did it!
Yes!
It's difficult, isn't it?
I don't know.
You don't know it yet, do you?
I don't know it yet.
I saw it, but I don't know it.
I don't know it even if I try to do it.
It would be fun if Iloyshan went to the camp and lived there.
If you say that, it's over.
That's right.
I didn't want to say it.
It's difficult to say it.
I think it's possible because there are general people like you.
This program is made possible by your requests.
We would like to give these detectives to those who applied for us.
Thank you very much!