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Around the bed, I took everything off and scattered it.
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop".
A detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly resolves various mysteries and questions.
I'm Matsumoto Hitoshi, director of the bureau.
Thank you!
And...
I'm Masuda Saori, secretary.
At this detective office, we follow the requests of everyone watching TV, identify the best detectives, and pursue the truth.
Tonight, in order to prevent the spread of the new coronavirus infection, we will be broadcasting from our studio in Osaka with these five people.
Thank you for having us!
And we will be broadcasting from the Tokyo Detective Office with these five people.
Thank you for having us!
Somehow, the detective office has become more luxurious than before, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
It used to be incredibly modest.
Yes, it is.
Even the meeting room has changed.
The atmosphere has changed.
In order to bring out the "we're doing it from Tokyo" vibe, we've brought out this kind of vibe as well.
I don't think we'll be going back to normal for a while, right?
I'm not sure if we'll be like this for a while, but thank you for having us!
Thank you for having us!
Tonight's "Night's Cooper" is...
We've heard of it before, but we've never seen it before!
It's the legendary 20th century masterpiece "Misemasu Special"!
Thank you for having us!
"Night's Cooper" has been on air for 33 years now, and we've heard that the VTR was interesting.
Parents, friends, rumors on the streets, and internet information...
I'm sure you've heard of it before.
But I'm sure there are a lot of people who haven't seen it before.
We're going to pick up requests from viewers and send them back in two weeks!
To put it simply, the Matsumoto Bureau Chief's stock is completely out of stock!
It's not out of stock!
That's right!
It's not out of stock!
It is out of stock!
It's been around for a long time.
There are a lot of young people who don't know about it.
It's been around since before we were born.
We've collected requests for VTRs from 1988 to 2000.
This is the era of the first Bureau Chief, Kamioka Bureau Chief.
The Matsumoto Bureau Chief is the generation that watches the nightscope of the Kamioka Bureau Chief's era the most.
I recently saw a nightscope.
It was just when we went to Tokyo.
It's been 30 years!
We haven't been to Tokyo all the time.
We've been back and forth.
I've been watching it little by little, but I haven't been able to see it all.
Matsumoto Bureau Chief, do you have any memories with Kamioka?
Before COVID-19, I happened to be drinking with Tsurube.
He said he'd call me.
I talked to Kamioka on the phone.
At that time, I had already decided to become Bureau Chief.
Tsurube doesn't know about it and he doesn't want the world to know about it.
While I was talking to Kamioka, I told Kamioka that I would be Bureau Chief next.
That's a great story!
"You're always working hard," I said, and it was really scary.
My hangover has all gone away.
It's amazing. There was still an aurora in my voice.
There are some VTR masterpieces from that era.
Let's take a look at it again.
Let's move on to the first request.
This is a request from 24-year-old Inoue Mizuki, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Speaking of "Nightscrew," I forgot where I heard "Explosion Egg."
It's so famous, but I haven't seen it yet.
My dad said, "What? You really haven't seen it?"
I feel sorry for the children now.
I haven't seen such a funny thing.
I'm being made fun of.
I just want to see it.
Please revive Heisei's wonderful masterpiece in the era of Reiwa.
It's an explosion.
There weren't any requests from young people in particular.
I didn't know.
This "Explosion Tobacco" broadcast show,
Despite the late-night broadcast,
The number of viewers exceeded 30% for the first time in the history of "Explosion Tobacco".
The number of viewers exceeded 30.5% and the share rate exceeded 54.5%.
More than half of the people who turn on the TV were already watching "Explosion Tobacco".
It's late at night, isn't it?
It's late at night.
That's amazing.
Please take this opportunity to watch it.
Please watch the VTR.
This is Isao Fujimoto, a college student living in Sakai City, Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, everyone.
I have a friend who recently had a very strange experience.
That strange experience is...
He made a boiled egg in the microwave.
Then he turned his head and tried to eat it.
The moment he chewed the boiled egg,
The egg exploded.
I see.
His friend...
Suddenly, the egg exploded and he was taken by surprise.
For a while, he was looking at the egg that had fallen into the room.
I couldn't believe it when I heard it, and I asked my friend to make that egg again, but since then my friend has hated eggs and doesn't want to make such a terrible thing again.
So, detectives, as my friend says, can you make an egg that explodes the moment you bite it?
Would you like me to make it with you?
The strangest thing is that it explodes the moment you bite it, or it explodes the moment you eat it, or it explodes the moment you turn your head and eat it.
You turned your head, didn't you?
It's a bomb, isn't it?
It looks like it's going to explode.
How did you do it, Koita-kun?
I'm going to make you cry for the first year of this year! Are you ready for it?
You can't cry, can you?
No matter where you cry...
If you cry, you'll drink sake and cry.
Drink sake and...
If you say it in a mysterious microwave and it explodes, I understand, but if you try to eat it, it explodes.
Is this possible?!
Anyway, let's watch it.
Nobel invented dynamite and regretted it for the rest of his life.
And in order to bring peace to the world, he invented the Nobel Prize.
He's smart, isn't he?
Dynamite and...
Dynamite!
He's a genius, isn't he?
You can cry, you can run, can't you?
(laughter)
(cough)
Why doesn't it work?
Oh, if it doesn't work,
I just have to hit it!
(laughter)
Do you have a electronics store nearby?
Yes, we do.
Oh, really?
(laughter)
I'm sorry.
Um,
my electronic range is broken,
can you fix it for me?
But we don't have a repair center.
I'm in trouble if it's not today!
Yes, yes.
What do you want to cook?
Um,
I want to cook eggs.
Oh, eggs!
Yes.
Where will you cook them?
Where?
(laughter)
At his house.
Oh, at his house?
Yes.
Should I lend it to you?
If you do it quickly...
What?
Is it okay?
Can you lend it to me?
But that electronic range...
I'll use it on the mat...
(laughter)
On the floor...
Oh,
cooking eggs...
Yes.
(laughter)
No, no, no!
No, no!
If it's...
No, no, no!
(laughter)
No, no, no!
(laughter)
Why do you have it here?
(laughter)
Let's restart the experiment!
Yes.
Put it on the table.
(laughter)
Huh?
(laughter)
Hmm?
(laughter)
Huh?
(laughter)
There's something coming out!
(laughter)
Something's coming out!
(laughter)
What's coming out?!
(laughter)
It's broken!
Hot, hot, it's hot!
It's hot! It's so hot you can't hold it!
Drink it! Drink it! It's a snack!
This is the explosive egg you were talking about!
It's going to come out, isn't it?
It's already exploding!
It's good.
Put water in a cup and put an egg in it...
Why don't you try it?
If you don't put it in softly...
What do you think will happen?
If you're going to quit, do it now.
I'll do my best.
Do you want to quit?
When I was little, I was told not to look in the microwave.
Really? Why?
It's bad for your eyes.
Let's not look at it.
Put it indirectly in the mirror.
I don't know...
If it's indirectly, is it okay?
Wow!
Ouch!
Let's clean it up!
Wow! The shape has changed!
Isn't it already cooked?
What? Is it already cooked?
You can eat it. It's time to eat.
Time to eat?
Ouch!
Ouch! I can't stand this heat!
It's so hot in the hotel!
Kujo-kun, try it.
It might explode!
It's like a sewing machine.
It's hot.
Can I have one more bite?
What?
Can I have one more bite?
It's good.
It's good!
It's good.
You bastard!
What's this?
Is it good?
Huh?
What's this?
This doesn't taste like an egg.
It's bad.
It's bad?
Okay.
Is that all?
There's more.
What is it? Lettuce and...
Eggs.
Isn't this what we were talking about?
Don't waste food.
Fushimoto-san.
Yes?
We were going to experiment with this.
But we were told not to do it.
That's right.
Should we call your friends?
They're not coming. I'm scared of eggs.
I see.
What should we do?
How can we do it?
Put it in and...
The rice bowl...
What's going on?
It's working.
Will it work?
Oh! It's working!
It's working!
Oh, you turned away from me.
Let's eat.
Okay, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Fujimoto lost.
Rock-paper-scissors!
This is the scariest thing I've ever done as a detective.
It's been 5 years since I was a detective.
This is the scariest thing I've ever done.
It's scarier than climbing up Chichiasu.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing's wrong with me.
Yeah.
It's dangerous.
Right?
Let's do it like this.
No, it's not like that.
I want to see you chew it properly.
Do you really want to see it?
Why do you want to see it?
You eat it.
If you say it like that...
Fujimoto-kun.
Yes?
You've become more quiet.
You look happy.
Alright.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
With this...
Stop it.
Yeah.
That's how it was. How was it, Director?
Well, you know, now that I see it, I can feel the era.
It was amazing. This is the bomb, right, everyone?
Yes.
It's called "Nightscape Tour".
And the TV is smaller than the microwave.
I've seen it a lot.
I didn't care about it at all.
Those of you who have just seen it and those of you who have just seen it for the first time, please don't imitate it because it's really dangerous.
That's right.
We absolutely have to tell you about it.
It's really dangerous.
Yes.
But the Kansai people can't heat eggs in the microwave with this VTR.
Everyone is being sucked in with this.
It was a funny VTR and a learning VTR.
It's funny.
It's funny when you watch it, isn't it?
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, I will introduce you from me.
It is a request from Ryosuke Nakamura, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, and is 16 years old.
My mother once said that she saw an old man jumping from a cliff at night scoop.
Do you know, everyone?
Yes, of course.
I don't remember clearly when I asked if it was a dangerous guy, but he said that he had jumped in many times and even whispered since he was an old man.
To be honest, I don't know what it means.
Did you know that there was such a dangerous old man?
It's famous, isn't it?
I don't know.
Is that so?
This is the title of the old man of Tojinbo.
Tojinbo is a very dangerous cliff in Fukui Prefecture.
That's why I said it was famous.
Is it Tojinbo?
Until then, Tojinbo wasn't very famous.
It was very famous.
It was famous.
Please stop giving information.
When it comes to the specialty of night scoop, it's an amateur with a strong personality.
That's right.
Even among them, this old man is in the top class.
Yes.
Let's go.
Now, the next question is...
Yes, Osaka City is a special case.
When my college friend went to Tojinbo in Fukui Prefecture last year,
he saw an old man jump into the sea with a scream from that cliff.
That's a suicide note, isn't it?
Even so, that old man came back alive.
When I asked the bus guide, he said that every year he comes there and jumps into the sea like every day.
Is it true?
There is an old man who jumps into the sea with a scream from that famous Tojinbo.
Even if he jumps into the sea, it's like he's starving.
That's right.
He jumps into the sea many times.
That's right.
Like every day.
Makoto-kun investigated it for me.
In Tojinbo, about 30 people jump into the sea every year.
It is said that about 30 people die, but they jump into the sea and come back alive.
They don't just come back, but they climb up the cliff and come back up.
Most of them are like Spiderman.
Please investigate it.
Now, let's watch the video.
Here, Echizen Coast is famous for its clear blue sea and beautiful coastline.
And here is Tojinbo's famous Dandai Cliff.
It is also famous for its long history.
So far, we haven't heard anyone say "dorya"!
Are you really here? I'd like to look for you.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever heard of an old man jumping in from here and saying "dorya" ?
No, I don't know.
I don't know, but how do you feel about jumping in from here?
Even if you jump in, will you be fine?
Yes, he seems to be fine.
It's not suicide. He jumps in and swims up again.
Wow, even if you're here...
Mom, let me weigh you now.
Is there an old man who jumps from Tojinbo's cliff and says "dorya" ?
No, not recently.
You're busy with work, aren't you?
Do you really jump in?
Yes, I do.
Is it famous?
Yes, it's famous.
What do you say?
Well, I'm called "the old man who jumps in".
As it is?
I sometimes come here with my family.
And Kevin's house is the most dangerous place in that big house.
It's over there in the right hand corner.
How is it?
Well, it's the highest place and it's 23 meters high.
This is where "dorya" jumps in.
It's a terrible place.
How terrible is it?
I'd like to show you with this small special camera.
What you see on the screen now is my leg.
I'm standing on the cliff with the camera now.
But there are other people who risk their lives and jump in.
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
I'm looking for "the old man who jumps in" in Tojinbo.
But I can't find it today.
Do you know where it is?
Not today.
I see. He's not here.
Where is he? I don't know. Where is he?
I don't know.
When does he fly away?
I don't know if he's there or not.
I don't know where he went.
I don't know either.
In the end, only a man named Saito, about 40 years old, knew.
Excuse me for a moment.
This is a morning broadcast in Osaka.
Thank you for having me.
It's a program called "Where did the kamikaze singer Tatsunemito go?"
Tojimbo is looking for Saito, who jumped off a cliff at the age of 40 and is looking for him.
Well, it seems like there are days when he doesn't come, and it seems like he comes on sunny days,
but if he didn't do it today, I think he'll come again tomorrow.
Oh, I see.
If you go past the dojo, you can see that Tojimbo is also crowded with people.
It seems that there aren't many people.
Well, after all, I tried my best to find him today, but it seems like I couldn't find Saito,
so I'd like to come here again tomorrow and look for Saito.
I'm here in Tojinbo again today, but unfortunately the weather is bad again and the wind is a little cold.
Saito said he wouldn't fly because of the bad weather, so it may be empty again today.
I wonder if Saito-san will come.
What should I do?
Did you find it?
The pain failed.
I can't believe it!
Hey, don't come up! No way!
What?
The baby's breast is...
Wow! It's amazing!
Can I take a look at it?
Yes.
For now, I wanted to see it.
No, I was looking for it.
Oh, really?
I didn't expect you to come all the way to Oseo.
I didn't know you'd fly in like this.
I'm sorry.
How old are you now?
I'm 47 years old.
Wow! You're the same age as Ryutaro-san and the director.
Is that so?
What's your goal?
I thought I'd fly about 30 times a day.
So I started.
If I fly 30 times a day, I'll fly 3,000 times in one summer.
You'll fly 3,000 times in one summer?
Yes, 3,000 times in one summer.
My first goal was to fly 10,000 times.
Once I achieved my first goal,
I'll fly 20,000 times in one summer.
20,000 times?
You achieved your first goal 20,000 times?
I achieved that on September 1st of last year.
I want to fly you to Venice.
Hey, did you fly 20,000 times?
I'll go now.
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Have you ever been injured?
Well, I've been injured many times.
Oh, really?
I've really almost died.
What do you mean?
In the end, I hit my head properly and ran away with a concussion.
Oh, I'm sorry. You were in a hurry.
That's right. But my right hand happened to be on the rock on the opposite side.
If there wasn't a rock there, I would have drowned as it is.
Oh, I see. Doesn't it take a lot of water?
It does.
This is the biggest drawback.
It's hard to get water from there.
Oh, I see.
And when I got home and made a wish at night, I got water coming out of my nose.
Oh, you made a wish at night and got water coming out of your nose.
That's right.
Sato-san, you're a soccer player, so you feel good when you get water from the rock.
Yes.
Even at night, it's a place where you can die, but it's a dangerous place, isn't it?
That's because it's a really dangerous place.
Yes.
It's a really dangerous place.
Sato-san! How far do you plan to fly, Sato-san?!
I'll do my best until I'm 50 years old.
Sato-san, I think there are various goals, such as having 20,000 goals until you're 50 years old.
But what is it that makes you fly in a dangerous place like this?
That's right. Before, I used to say that it's for my health and so on and so forth.
Yes.
But now, it's a bit of a small way of saying it, but it's a man's romance.
Romance?!
You really didn't watch it?!
It was my first time watching it.
How was it for you, seeing it for the first time?
It was interesting...
In the middle of the interview, the feeling of jumping in with no motion...
It's good, isn't it?
That moment, that time, was just enough for me to eat sushi.
Just enough for you to eat?
It's a good pace, isn't it?
It's like I'm talking and it's just enough for me to eat.
It's a great scene!
It's good!
Now, Saito-san...
You're now 79 years old.
You started jumping in with no motion when you were 36 years old.
At first, you aimed for 100,000 times.
But when you were 54 years old, you got sick and you gave up.
But in the end, you managed to jump 97,000 times.
You broke the world record!
And you entered the number of times you jumped in your notebook, so it's accurate.
By the way, don't try this at home!
I won't!
That's amazing!
It's amazing that you can climb rocks!
Kamei-san, you know...
You said you became famous because of this.
But when we were shooting, there were a lot of tourists!
There were souvenir shops, too!
I didn't know you were that famous!
You scared me!
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Yukari Kawamoto, 40 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
I learned about your show 10 years ago, but I was surprised to learn that you had about 20 years of history before that.
And I was even more surprised to hear that you were also a detective.
And I was even more surprised to learn that you had discovered a huge sinkhole.
It's kind of unreliable and I can't even imagine it.
I wonder if you were a good detective.
This is your debut video. Please watch it.
The next request is from Masahiro Ushida of Higashi Osaka.
I always enjoy watching your videos.
Actually, I made a huge discovery.
There is a huge sinkhole in a pond in Hattori- ryokuchi.
It's dozens of times bigger than a normal sinkhole.
What's more, there were many of them.
If you have one of these, you'll be able to eat with your family, so you won't have to worry about food crisis.
But it's too big and scary, so let's go get it together.
And let's eat until we're full.
I hope you'll be a brave and wild detective.
Good morning.
There were dozens of sinkholes.
He is a brave and wild new detective.
Nice to meet you. I'm Jimyo Nishi, a new detective.
I believed in this sinkhole and went to find it.
You believed in the request, didn't you believe in the sinkhole?
I believed in the request and went to find it.
I went to find it.
It's not a normal sinkhole.
It's a sinkhole in miso soup.
It's not a normal sinkhole in miso soup.
It's a sinkhole in miso soup...
Fukui-san, please say something.
No, it's interesting.
It's very big.
A normal sinkhole is about one yen coin in size.
Is it bigger than that?
It's very big.
Is it that big?
Yes, it is.
It's not a sinkhole if it's that big.
Well, look at it.
Please look at it.
I'm the first detective, Jimyo Nishi.
As a detective, I'm going to act shamelessly.
I'm Ishida.
Mr. Ishida.
Yes.
What are you going to do today?
There's a big sinkhole.
How big is it?
About this big.
That's...
How many meters?
It's centimeters.
How many centimeters?
I think it's about 20 to 30 centimeters.
20 to 30 centimeters?
Yes.
That's not enough for a cup of tea, is it?
No, it's not.
Is it normally about 2 centimeters?
Is it less than 2 centimeters?
Diameter?
We arrived at Rokuji Park.
Yes.
Where is it?
It's near Fukui Station in Okkukuta.
Fukui Station.
Where is it?
If you look around here, you'll find it.
I don't know.
Isn't it here?
It's here.
I found it!
It's big!
Wow!
It's a lion!
It's not floating because it's pure white wood!
It's not floating!
No way!
Ah!
I found it! I found it!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Wow!
I found it! I found it!
Wow! That's amazing!
Wow!
It's a little out of shape. Is it closed?
Wow!
Wow! It's even floating in salt!
Wow!
I found it!
You are not a professional!
I found it!
Look!
That's amazing!
It's a lion!
Wow!
It's floating in salt!
I'm a detective!
I found it!
That's a lion!
You are a craftsman!
Everyone has the qualities of a detective!
Oh! There's a restaurant over here.
You should call it up first...
...before you order anything.
You guys are being high-class.
No matter how you look at it.
I don't know what to say, but...
...when I called you...
...it was a huge mistake.
Jeans, T-shirt...
I'm sorry, but...
...we can't accept your order.
We can only accept your order.
We can't accept your order.
Jeans, T-shirt...
We can't accept your order.
Excuse me, but...
...can you help me with the cooking?
Sure.
Wow, look at the green color!
It's been about 20 minutes.
Wow, look at this!
Can you eat this?
Wow, it's completely open!
Wow, it's big!
It's miso.
Miso?
Okay, then...
...I'll go to the kitchen.
I'll go to the kitchen.
Can you wait for me here?
I brought someone...
...who likes shichimi-jiru.
I made shichimi-jiru.
Excuse me, but...
...can you try some shichimi-jiru?
Sure.
Okay, then...
Can you try some?
It's hard.
It's good.
It's not good.
Stop it!
It's not good.
I'll change my way of cooking.
Excuse me.
Is Mr. Hayashi here?
Yes.
He's been waiting for you...
...for a while now.
What did you do today?
I made shichimi-jiru.
Shichimi-jiru?
I found a new one.
What is it?
It stinks.
I know it stinks.
It stinks.
I found it by accident.
In a pond?
No, in a lake.
I'm excited about how it will turn out.
What should we do?
Wow, it feels good.
Let's not do it.
What are you talking about?
It feels good.
What are you talking about?
Hurry up and touch it.
Touch it?
Yes.
Come on, touch it.
Wow!
This touch!
Wow!
It feels good when I touch it with my eyes.
Wow, it feels good.
It really feels good.
Sensei, touch it with your eyes.
It feels good.
Sensei, you're not smart.
Wow!
You're lying!
You don't know anything!
You're smarter than me.
Is it a peach?
Yes.
It looks good.
Wow!
I found out why it stinks!
This is what stinks.
The peach inside.
It's heavy.
Wow, it's strong.
It's amazing.
It's red.
Sensei!
I'm scared.
Don't run away!
Are you okay?
You can't hold it like this.
What do we do with this?
Can we use it?
Try it.
Wait a minute.
Wow!
Stop it!
It's good.
Try it.
Try it raw.
Did you take out the squid?
No, I just opened it.
You opened it?
I ate it.
Let's eat.
Who will eat first?
I'll eat Chinese style first.
It's good.
I haven't eaten shellfish yet.
Look at the shellfish.
How is it?
It's good.
The smell is strong.
How much can you eat it?
I can eat it.
Can you eat it?
I can eat it.
I'll eat French style first.
Can you beat Escargot?
It's good.
This is good.
How is this seasoning?
It's soft.
This is soft.
This is good.
Let's eat this.
Please eat this first.
What?
This.
It's good.
How is this seasoning?
It's good.
The seasoning was good this time, wasn't it?
Why seasoning?
What?
Why is seasoning so difficult?
It's a big seasoning, isn't it?
This is a sea bream, sea bream.
What?
This is from a sea bream.
Sea bream?
Sea bream.
Sea bream?
You don't know that?
Sea bream?
This is a sea bream.
Sea bream grown from a sea bream.
You have prepared a sea bream, haven't you?
Let's give a round of applause to Mr. Taisenji who gave up his pride.
Yes.
That's why it's Jimmy's first time as a detective.
Director, how was it?
Well, I don't have much memory of Jimmy-chan.
The memory of being a detective was relatively short.
That's right.
It's been about 11 months, hasn't it?
It hasn't been a year, has it?
One year.
Eleven months.
It seems like you haven't been doing it for a year.
Why didn't you do it for a year?
You said you'd become a painter.
I see.
At that timing...
That's right.
I see.
I heard that's why you came to Kanbe-san, didn't you?
Is it after Jimmy?
It's Jimmy's, so to speak, change.
Yes, post-Jimmy.
That's right, isn't it?
Yes.
Is that so?
I didn't know that.
That's right, isn't it?
It does feel like that, doesn't it?
It seems like Jimmy-san still has a smell residue in his head.
That's right.
His sense of smell is amazing.
Yes.
After eating Chinese food for a while, all of it tasted like that time.
It seems like it was like that.
It's not something you shouldn't eat.
I want you to get permission and eat it.
If you really want to eat it...
But eating...
I want to put it in the microwave.
If it explodes, it's hell.
The smell and everything.
So, today, Director, did you see the 20th century VTR?
How was it?
Well, of course, V is interesting, but I went to a lot of places.
Ah, it was like this back in the day.
That's right.
There were a lot of things like that.
So, next time, we'll continue with the 20th century legend special.
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