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♪Around the bed♪
♪I pull out everything♪
It's amazing! It's a perfect reproduction!
It's nothing.
It's nothing?
Do you have someone you like?
I don't know.
You two look like you're having fun. It's like a date!
It's nothing like a date!
Let's start with our first request!
Yes.
First, we have a request from Tomoya Okufuji, 28 years old, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
Good evening, Director Matsumoto.
Please grant my seven-year-old son's wish.
My son is in love with Tamayo Shimada.
When I see Tamayo-san on TV, I fall in love with her.
It's my dream to go on a date with Tamayo-san at an amusement park.
But Tamayo-san is a TV personality, so we can't meet up.
"I'm busy with "panty text" and sometimes I shed tears."
Director Matsumoto,
can you grant my son's wish?
She's a seven-year-old boy named Ibuki.
Tamayo-san's favorite word is 'panty text'.
"She's busy with "panty text" and sometimes she sheds tears."
Let's see how this love will turn out.
VTR, please start!
Good evening!
You're so cute!
Ibuki-kun, is there someone you like?
A friend?
How much do you like him?
A hundred times?
A hundred times?! Of what?
When I say I want to meet him and he says it's hard, I cry.
You cry?
Yeah.
Only when we can't meet.
That's cool!
You're already dating someone!
That's what you usually say to people you're dating.
Is this what you always watch?
Yeah.
Do you want to watch it together?
Yes! Tamayo! Panty! Text!
Tamayo! Panty! Text!
Panty! Panty! Panty! Text!
Wait a minute!
I knew you wouldn't understand!
Text!
Does it make you nervous?
Yeah.
Does watching Tamayo-san on TV make you nervous?
You're in love.
If you could meet Tamayo-san, is there anything you'd like to do?
I'd like to get off the roller coaster.
I'd like to go to an amusement park.
Who wrote this?
Love Letter.
Love Letter?!
You wrote it yourself?
To Tamayo-san...
Can I say it with a heart?
I want a heart.
You want a heart.
Well, since we're doing this...
Even if you hold this...
If you look at the camera...
Okay, student.
You're wrong.
It's a little embarrassing.
I love you, Tomono-san.
Oh, why?
You're cute and funny.
I like you.
Please smile for me forever.
You're energetic.
Okay.
Can you wait for me?
Thank you.
Excuse me.
You're laughing a lot.
I'm so happy.
Can we go on a date at an amusement park?
Of course.
We have another requester with the same thought.
What?
What is it?
I'm 50 years old.
Hirokatsu Ohmae.
Thank you.
You're 55 years old and you're a freestyle dancer.
It's perfect for me.
You're over 50 years old.
You're 55 years old and you're single.
I'm single.
Three years ago,
I've been in love with Tamayo Shimada of Yoshimoto Industry.
I want to confess my love for you.
Detective, help me.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Hello. Are you Omai-san?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Go ahead.
I heard you have someone you like.
Yoshimoto Kougiwa's Tamayo Fushimata-san.
Are you a fan of him?
No.
I'd like to be with him if I could.
You'd like to be with him?
Yes.
That marriage...
Marriage.
I put it in my cigar.
Oh, I see.
That sexyness.
I'd like to be attracted to it.
I'd like to sit with you on my cell phone while waiting for you.
What?
Oh!
That's amazing.
Waiting for you.
That sexyness.
You can even see my hair now.
I'd like to be with you.
To be honest.
There's another person
who has the same feelings as you.
There's another person like that?
That person also has the same feelings as you.
I'll call them.
Please call them.
Please come this way.
Yes.
Omae-san.
Yes.
It's him.
Him?
Yes.
I also like you, Tamura-san.
I'm a seven-year-old boy.
Ah, you're too old for that.
I know, right?
You should date someone who's the same age as you.
That's unfair of me.
Just like Ibuki-kun, you've also written letters to us, haven't you?
Yes. I'm currently living alone.
I've been watching you on TV for three years now, and I've fallen in love with you.
In particular, I've fallen in love with Tamayo- san's colorful swimsuit.
Would you like me to date you as my fiance?
Oh, I see.
Ah, he's behind you.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Tamayo!
Tamayo!
Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumps!
Hey, what's with this reaction?
Tamayo is really powerful.
Do you want to walk like this?
Do you want to walk like this, Yuinchi?
I want to walk normally.
You want to walk normally?
You've done it before, haven't you?
What will happen today?
Let's move on.
We are now at Hirakata Park.
You can use this park as you like.
Thank you very much.
Let's see what kind of date we will have with Tamayo.
Let's go.
Merry-go-round.
You want to ride Merry-go-round, don't you?
Yes.
Let's ride Merry-go-round first.
Shall we?
After that...
Shall we do it here?
No, we can't.
You're leading us.
I'll get wet.
You don't have to get wet.
Tamayo is a girl, after all.
Don't talk like a gentleman.
Tamayo, ride over there.
No, no, no.
What? What? What?
Do you want to die?
You don't want to ride the roller coaster?
No, no, no.
I'm scared.
Since when do you like Tamayo?
Since three or four years ago.
Do you like his face and dance?
Do you like it?
I think it's cute.
I like his style, too.
It's cute, isn't it?
Yes.
He's a girl, after all.
What?
He's sweet and happy, too.
Yes.
Shall we ride it?
Shall we?
Have you ever dated someone?
What?
Have you ever dated someone?
Not many.
Yes.
You are going on a date.
How do you feel now?
I'm nervous.
How do you feel?
I'm nervous.
Kamae, we are waiting for you.
He is not wearing a heart costume.
He is wearing a cute yellow costume.
He is wearing something.
Merry-go-round.
Merry-go-round is good.
This is unusual.
What are you doing, Jiro?
You two look happy.
This is like a date.
I wasn't scared.
You are strong.
Can I ride it?
No, you can't.
You can't ride it.
Ride it for me.
I won't ride it.
You can't.
But I'm scared.
You can't.
I'm scared.
You can't.
Go!
I'm scared.
I don't know what happened.
What are you doing?
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
You look stylish.
Thank you very much.
This is a present for you.
Don't wear it.
Did you make it for me?
Thank you.
Wow, that's wonderful!
I...
I can't make it for you anymore!
A song...
Huh?
A song about a flood...
No, no, no!
You can't!
A song about a flood...
A song, a song, a song!
I want you to sing me a song!
Something you're good at...
I'm good at it! I'm good at it!
Anything! I'm happy with anything!
Anything!
Now, what are you going to do?
Shower!
Shower?
Make it!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, mister?
There's no way this will work as a bonus!
Now, gentlemen!
Yes?
Lastly...
I think you should express your feelings.
Hmm...
Okay, let's do it!
Now, in front of you, Mr. Tamayo!
Wait a minute!
Whoa! He scored a little earlier!
Mr. Omae scored a little earlier!
Thank you for today.
Thank you for playing with me.
Good luck!
Nice to meet you, Mr. Tamayo.
Um... I'm Mr. Omae.
Nice to meet you!
Um...
Thank you for everything you did for me today.
Let's get married and have children before we get married.
Now, Mr. Tamayo's answer is...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for you two, too!
I'm thinking about the audience who will come to the qualifying stage now.
You're talking like an idol.
Oh, I see.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's dance "Panty Tax" together!
Yes! "Tamayo" "Panty Tax" "Tamayo" "Panty Tax" "Panty" "Panty" "Panty" "Tax"!
There is also proof!
How was it?
It warmed my heart!
That's right!
But, Mr. Tamayo, isn't it better for Mr. Matsumoto to continue "Don't Quit"?
It was on the news.
"Don't Quit" is as powerful as ever!
I can't say "Don't Quit" right now!
It's a huge boom right now!
"Don't Quit" "Panty Tax"
The last way of saying "don't quit" is like an underground idol!
I've been underground about 30 times!
It's a huge boom!
I prepared a present for Mr. Nibugi, but it wasn't much, so I said "it's unfair", and he said "it's better for you to show your special skills".
A 7-year-old boy did a backflip!
I think it's a great idea!
Now, shall we start with the first request?
Yes!
First of all, we have a request from Nagisa Ioki, who lives in Nara Prefecture, aged 50 years old.
Good evening, detectives.
It's sudden, but could you help Zen, a 5-year-old grandchild, with his first dream of becoming bald?
Zen admired baldness on YouTube and it's been more than a year since then.
He didn't pay attention to men of the same generation who liked him, and started making his own bald mask and practicing famous bald drums.
He goes to parks and restaurants in a bald costume.
He even said that he would become bald in the future.
The other day, he admired baldness so much that he dreamed of baldness coming to his house.
In the back of the living room door, baldness was growling, but it was so scary that it couldn't be opened.
While he admires it as "cool" and "I love it", he also feels scared.
However, after seeing that dream, it seems like he regrets wanting to know how he could become bald.
Could you remove Zen's regretful feelings for him?
It seems like he became addicted to watching bald people on YouTube.
He usually thinks it's scary, but he thinks it's really cool.
His parents and grandparents are not from Akita, so they asked him because they don't know how to become bald.
First of all, we've seen how much Zen wants to become bald, so please watch the video.
Hello, this is Detective Natsukubu.
- Yes, it's open. - It's open.
It's open.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
It's here all of a sudden! No way!
That's amazing!
It's a complete reproduction!
I'm scared!
I've never seen it before!
Oh, I'm scared.
Hello.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Please excuse me for now!
Wait a minute! Let me ask you one more time!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
When you tried to go in, you were like "Ugh!"
I was surprised!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Please excuse me for now!
Can you let me in?
Yes!
Oh, can I? Zen?
Yes!
Can I come in?
Yes!
Here you go!
Oh, thank you!
It's cute!
The face inside is really cute!
Zen, is that a demon mask?
No, it's a bald mask!
It's a bald mask! Is that possible?
Yes, I got it from a tailor.
You got it?
First of all, what's wrong with this?
It's also from a tailor.
Who's the tailor?
He's the one who makes these eyes.
Is there a person who makes these eyes?
Yes!
Where is he?
He's in Akita Prefecture.
Is he in Akita Prefecture?
Did you make it for him?
He made my eyes for me.
And then, Mr. Horishi gave me this costume and a knife as a gift.
Is he the one who makes your eyes?
Yes!
I made this a long time ago!
Oh, you made it yourself!
It's really light!
Oh, it's pretty good quality, too!
I want to play with it before it arrives.
You made it yourself?
Yes!
You're good at it!
Huh?
Do you have a YouTube channel?
That's it! I saw it!
Huh?
This is it!
Do you have a YouTube channel?
Yes!
The moment it arrives!
Hey!
Hey, what is this?
It's transforming! Oh, it's Taigo!
Zenk, listen to me.
Zenk, I'm just a viewer.
Oh my god!
Like you, Mr. Senshu,
there aren't many people who make masks like you.
It's quite rare for you, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
When you grow up, will you become a mask maker?
Like you, Mr. Koukei?
I don't think so.
What do you think about becoming a mask maker?
What do you think about it?
What do you think about Mr. Senshu's mask making?
I want to become a mask maker.
You want to become a mask maker?
It's written on it.
Zenk, I hope you become a mask maker.
What do you like about being a mask maker?
Everything.
Everything?
Does it mean you're cool?
Yes.
What's this?
It's a mask making book.
Do you always read it?
Yes.
Do you know where it's from?
Where is it from?
Akita Prefecture's Snow Festival.
Is it a festival?
Yes, it's held in February.
You know a lot about it.
Is there such a thing?
Yes.
What's this?
It's a mask making book for safety.
Is this a mask making book for safety?
Yes.
You know a lot like an old man.
What is a mask making book?
It's a book about God.
It's about God?
What do you wear when you wear a mask?
I wear a mask when I'm naked or when I do bad things.
Don't you usually do bad things?
No.
Do you usually go out like that?
Where did you go?
Starbucks.
And you went to Starbucks?
On my way back from Starbucks...
I went to Shika's house.
Shika went there?
Shika went there a lot.
I cooked Nepalese food and ate raw beef.
You eat a lot of raw beef.
What is this?
I want to be a real raw beef.
Do you know how?
You don't know?
This is a little different.
You can't do this.
You just cut it yourself?
I just cut it and wear a costume.
Didn't you dream of raw beef when you went out?
No, I didn't.
What was it like when you came home?
Didn't you dream of raw beef when you came home?
No, I didn't.
Take him with you.
What was it like?
You said you came home, didn't you?
Can you explain it to me?
I heard a loud voice here.
You heard a loud voice here.
Isn't it a famous story?
Didn't you go to Shika's house?
Did you go there?
Why?
Because I was scared.
Because you were scared?
Because you were laughing?
Open it.
I was scared and couldn't open it in my dream.
Even though you came all the way here?
I opened it but I was scared and couldn't open it.
You couldn't open it because you couldn't take it with you?
Are you going to run away if I do it again?
Are you going to talk to me again?
Are you going to talk to your mom?
I usually think about doing it before I go to bed.
I wonder if you'll come to my house again.
That's the best.
I want you to come to my house.
You like your mom, don't you?
Yes, I like her a lot.
Can I confirm one thing?
If you come to my house, I think you'll make a big fuss.
Please make a fuss.
Can I make a big fuss even if you don't come to my house?
Please make a big fuss.
This is amazing.
When did you change?
How many do you have?
Only one? Do you like it?
But you came in your dream, didn't you?
Yes.
You couldn't open it, could you?
No.
Why couldn't you open it?
I was a little scared.
You were a little scared?
Open it by yourself, Namahage!
Open it!
It's a little scary to open it, isn't it?
It's a little scary to open it this way, isn't it?
You're a little scared, aren't you?
Yes.
You're honest.
But you want to see it, don't you?
Look, look, look!
That's a weird face!
It's a blackout!
Scary, scary, scary!
It's a man!
Two men and one woman!
Are you okay?
Hey, you!
Mom!
It's okay, Rusty!
What are you talking about?!
Rusty, Rusty!
What are you talking about?!
Hey, you!
- Huh? - You're strong. I'm not scared of you.
You're staring at me.
- You're staring at me. - You're the only one staring at me.
- You're listening to me, right? - Yeah, yeah.
I'm here to confirm it.
- I'm here to show you... - You're a good kid.
You've been saying "good kid", right?
You're not a bad kid, so don't tell me.
Have you heard of me?
How can you be a good kid?
First, you have to love your parents.
Right? You have to listen to them.
Right? You have to eat anything.
If you follow these rules, you can be a good kid.
Right? Can you do it?
- I promise you. - Okay.
Okay, you can be a good kid anytime.
I'm here because I can see you from up there.
It's so quiet.
Yes, this one!
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Wow!
That's a nice voice!
I'm surprised you can make that voice at this age.
Wow!
That's great!
Wow!
That's a nice voice!
I'm sure my mom will get mad at me one of these days.
Wow!
That's great!
Wow!
You're a real hero!
That's great!
Don't call me "sentai" anymore!
How do you feel? Let's do it again.
Are you happy?
I'm a little scared.
Can you talk a little more?
I'm a little scared.
I want you to win.
I'm a little scared.
I want you to win.
I'm a little scared.
Thank you!
You endured it in front of Mr. Namagiri, didn't you?
I endured it.
But you did your best!
You endured it!
You endured it in front of Mr. Namagiri, didn't you?
I was scared.
You were scared.
It was amazing.
I was scared.
The impact is terrible.
Were you that scared?
Will you stop being Mr. Namagiri?
Do you want to be Mr. Namagiri?
If you have such a strong will, you will be fine.
You were really scared, weren't you?
But you endured it.
You endured it.
You were cool.
That's why you didn't cry.
You were cool.
Do you want me to call you again?
You endured it.
That's really...
What is it?
It's a nice fight.
Even for a five-year-old kid, it's a tough fight.
I was wondering when I would be able to go to Akita the next day.
I was happy that Mr. Nakita came.
I felt more brave.
I was scared.
I asked him if I could come again.
I asked him if I should call you again.
Wait...wait...wait a minute...
You endured it.
A little more.
But you went there about a month later.
It's still early.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the following is a request from Mayumi Nishio, 46 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
I have had a problem for many years and asked you to solve it for me.
It's that my son doesn't laugh.
I try my best to make him laugh, but no matter what I do, he doesn't laugh at all.
My friend's reputation is good, but my son, who I want to make me laugh the most, doesn't laugh no matter what I do.
Wouldn't you like to ask my son for help just once to get a round of applause from him?
Thank you very much for your request.
I see. Of course, there are only detectives in this world.
Mr. Kanpei.
I've been there.
My son laughs no matter what he sees on TV, whether it's manzai or anything else.
Does he laugh?
He does.
But he doesn't laugh at what I do.
I see.
Now, I'd like you to see if he laughs or not at what I do.
That's right, isn't it?
Please.
He said it.
It's been a while since I've seen my son laugh like this.
That's right.
How old is your son now?
He's 20 years old.
20 years old?
Yes.
Does he work?
No, he's a student.
He's a student.
Are you two close?
We're very close.
Really?
Yes, we go shopping together.
For example, does he laugh at what you do on TV?
He does.
He does?
Yes.
Does he not laugh at what you do?
Yes.
That's the only thing he doesn't laugh at.
What do you do?
I have a video.
What kind of video is it?
My son doesn't know that I'm recording a video.
What?
Na, na, na.
- Hey. - Got it?
Hey!
- You're right! - You're doing great!
- Yes. - You're doing great!
You'd laugh if you knew I'd do this.
Who would've thought I'd do something like this?
"Oh, you'll laugh, won't you?", "Mom, you've gone a little crazy", "Mom, you shouldn't do that", will you say such things?
Not at all.
When did you start thinking of making people laugh?
Well, about five or six years ago, I started doing it in karaoke with my friends.
At that time, my friends were having a big party, and my son tried to make his friends laugh, too.
Oh, I see.
Did your friends have a big party, too?
It was a big party. No matter how many times I showed it, it was still a big party.
I'm sorry.
It's true, it's true.
Well, can you give me that?
Oh, yes, of course. Please use it. I'll give it to you.
So you asked your friends to come.
Yes.
Oh, is it that funny?
It's the best.
Are you that funny?
Yes, it's funny.
Do you always watch it?
Yes.
Why don't you give it a try?
Shall I give it a try?
Mayumi-chan, here you go!
I can't do it anymore!
You can do it!
Come on!
Your face!
Come on!
Nice!
Wow!
Amako, you can do it!
You are doing your best!
You are doing it well!
You are amazing!
If it was my eyes, I wouldn't be able to do it!
Amako,
if everyone is laughing,
you should laugh, too!
You got to have some mood!
If you laugh, everyone will laugh with you!
Yes!
I always focus on my son!
So, I can't do it with everyone!
That's right!
My son will be back soon, but I would like to see how he usually is with this hidden camera.
My son doesn't know that I'm doing it with a camera.
This is called "monitoring".
Oh, it's Cathy.
Good morning!
Long time no see!
Long time no see, Ms. Sato.
Well, well, it's fine. Please sit down.
What?
Well, well, well...
It's fine.
What?
She's laughing!
Good night.
She's laughing!
Go ahead!
Oh, I see.
Don't laugh at me, my wife!
You always laugh at me, my son!
My son! My son!
You should always laugh at me!
You always work so hard!
You always laugh at me, my son!
This costume is amazing!
I made it myself.
It's so funny!
How old are you?
I'm 46 years old.
46 years old!
I'm embarrassed to look at you.
Let me show you my costume.
Please!
(Laughter)
Sora-kun.
Yes.
How was it?
Was it funny?
It wasn't funny at all.
(Laughter)
You worked so hard.
You do all kinds of things in front of Sora-kun, don't you?
And you don't laugh at all, do you?
But you said you wanted to laugh no matter what.
And you asked me for a night scoop.
Oh, I see.
It's a night scoop, isn't it?
(Laughter)
What do you think?
Don't you think it's interesting for you to do that?
I've been watching it since I was little,
so it's better for me to get used to it.
What?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
That's amazing.
You're a little out of it.
Does it mean you said you wanted to laugh at first because it's the same story, but you can't?
Well, that's right, but in the case of my mother, it's often like that from the beginning.
What is it?
I laughed.
I'm going to tighten my teeth and be persistent over and over again,
and that's one of the reasons why I don't laugh again.
Even if I go down a little bit, I'm holding back so as not to laugh.
But is there anything interesting?
There are a few times a day.
A few times a day?
There are a few times a day.
Do you want me to stop?
Well, that's my mother's goodness, so I want you to continue.
What are you talking about?
I'm happy.
It's embarrassing, but aren't you happy?
I'm not happy.
You're not happy?
But if you stop it, you'll be lonely.
But I do feel lonely if I stop it.
If you stop it?
Yes.
Sometimes I feel like you're not in a good mood.
Oh, that's true.
I'm sure of it.
That's right.
From now on.
Mayumi-san, here's your new letter.
Let's go to the next one.
Here it comes.
You don't look like it at all.
You're amazing!
You're working so hard, Mom!
What?
Working hard is amazing, but...
You're so rude!
You're working so hard, Mom!
Right?
Yes.
No?
If it's like this...
Mom...
Yes?
Right?
We danced together.
With your son?
Yes.
My son, too.
You...
Right?
Me, too.
Right?
No way!
I hate you!
I know how you feel.
Let's begin!
Okay!
It was wonderful.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Sora-kun, how was it?
I thought my mother was amazing.
No way...
I didn't think you'd do it with me for the rest of my life.
I'm happy. Thank you very much.
I couldn't make you laugh, but I'm very satisfied.
Very satisfied?
Yes.
But...
I think I'll laugh from now on.
I see.
Yes.
What do you think?
I think your son and mother have become a combination.
I'm sure you're able to make your son not laugh and make him laugh.
You're partners.
That's right.
And your son, who danced with you...
He's a good boy.
He's wonderful.
He's a good boy, isn't he?
But my mother was also a cheerful mother, so I was also bored.
These days, I'm 87 years old, so I don't know which one of us is bored.
You're a great wife.
You work hard.
But I was moved by your mother crying at the end.
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