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It's time for Detective Night Scoop. Taking a sharp knife into the complex modern society,
This is a detective night scoop that thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
And then there's Saori Matsuda, a reporter.
At our detective bureau, based on requests from TV viewers, we immediately find suitable detectives and pursue the truth.
Yes, that's why today too, tears and laughter overlap like a pie, and it feels crispy.
I don't like comparing it to a pie.
I liken it to a pie.
I was worried, but let's compare it to 120 yen.
That's not enough.
I don't have 1200 yen, so I only have three.
Well, that's why today, let's go to the first request.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Ayano Kawakubo, 26 years old, office worker who lives in Tokyo.
Suddenly, there is someone I want you to look for.
It was my elementary school classmate who was half Indian.
Ichikawa-kun. When I graduated from elementary school and read the text of my graduation album for the first time,
of the many works, Ichikawa-kun's work was interesting and moving, so I couldn't forget it for a long time.
In his work, there were memories of wanting to be a comedy entertainer in the future and showing jokes at Christmas parties when I was in the fourth grade.
I wasn't in the same class at the time, so I don't know what Ichikawa-kun showed.
Fourteen years later, when I went home the other day and read the text for the first time in a while, Ichikawa-kun's work was still fascinating to me.
And I began to wonder what he was doing now.
I didn't go to a local junior high school, so I don't know anything about elementary school classmates, and I don't know anything about him.
So I'm looking for Ichikawa-kun, who dreamed of becoming a comedian, and asking him if he's really becoming a comedian.
And I'd like Ichikawa-kun to show me some of his poems. Thank you for your request.
The message that Ichikawa-kun wrote in his poems, that he wanted to be a comedian, was very impressive.
We're in different classes, so we don't watch jokes, and only our imagination expands.
I don't know if he's becoming a comedian or not, and I don't know if he's really found Ichikawa- kun, but I'd like you to go ahead and have a look!
Hello!
Kago-san!
Thank you for coming!
It's my pleasure!
Do you want to meet your mother?
Yes, I do.
It's a powerful work of art.
It's an album from back in the day, and it's this girl.
Ichikawa Kazuma-kun.
Ichikawa Kazuma-kun!
My mother is an Indian.
Your mother is?
Yes!
My mother would wear a beautiful sari, go shopping, ride a bicycle and party, and stick leeks in a basket.
What kind of girl was she?
She was popular and cheerful, and she had a niche fan base that received intense support from some of her fans.
Why are you looking at me so strongly?
Were you moved by that work of art?
I was moved.
Wow!
It's this.
Ah! Will you read it for me?
My dream. Ichikawa Kazuma.
I have a dream of becoming a comedian.
The reason is that I like how everyone laughs.
The reason I thought that was during a Christmas party when I was in 4th grade.
I was supposed to impersonate a celebrity who was popular and unfortunate at the time.
Thank you very much.
The role of "tsunagi" is wonderful!
It's wonderful!
That's what I'm moved about.
You were able to do it.
Yes.
I was in 4th grade.
Why are you doing this on a service stage?
And during the performance, even though it was "tsunagi", I was very nervous.
And I tried doing only two things.
Everyone laughed so much that I was surprised myself!
At that time, I saw everyone laughing and thought it was worth it.
I want to become a comedian.
Really!
And when I did "tsunagi" for the second time, it went well, too!
It's amazing! It's the second time!
When I did "tsunagi" for the third time, I learned the fear of being a comedian.
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
It's a joke and a bad joke.
This is what a comedian who has realized his personal assets should say.
Even if I say a bad joke, it slides beautifully and it was the worst ending.
But everyone was funny.
These words helped me many times.
This is the reason.
I want to be a comedian who can last for a long time.
I was impressed with his constructive consideration.
Other people said they wanted to be a soccer player.
I see!
So you're criticizing Ito-kun, the basketball player you love.
Yes, I am.
Yes, you are!
I want you to do a joke about that time.
I'd like to see it.
It's a joke that a fourth grader in elementary school came up with.
I think it will slide.
I don't know.
Do you have any clues?
All I know is that he lived in the neighboring city.
What city is it?
Saedchow.
I came to the center.
Is there anyone like that in a garbage shop?
The basement is Kasuma-kun.
He's an Indian half-Japanese.
He's about 26 or 27 years old.
He's like a child.
I've never seen him like that.
He's half-Japanese.
He was on a show called 'Detective Redstock'.
He's like Kasuma-kun Ichikawa.
I'm sorry I can't help you.
I see!
His mother is also Indian.
Maybe he went to an Indian restaurant with his family.
There's an Indian restaurant!
This is...
Hello!
Hello, everyone!
That's great!
Kasuma Ichikawa.
He's about 26 years old.
His mother is Indian. Do you know her?
No, I'm not. I'm just a director. I don't make shows with H.K..
I'm good at making jokes, so I really don't know her.
Do you know me?
No, I don't know you.
You don't know me. I'm surprised.
"India." "Yes, I do."
"Can I ask you something?" "He's about 26 years old."
His mother is Indian,
- She's an Indian. - Yes, she is.
- She's an Indian. - What?
- She's an Indian. - What? Are you serious?
What is this? It's easier than European.
Are you an Indian?
Well, yes.
One of my relatives is half Indian.
- Her mother is Indian. - Half?
- She's not this girl? - No, she's not.
Oh, I see.
- Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes?
- You're wrong. - Oh, really?
Do you have anything to apologize for?
- No. - Really?
- I'm just kidding. - Yes.
It's so hot in here.
It's hot!
It's really hot in here. Let's go.
Yes!
- It's hot in here. - Yes!
Now I know how entertainers work.
How is it?
Well...
There used to be a side park where he used to live.
Everyone goes there.
Everyone goes there?
I'm sorry, but we're at a side park now.
- Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes?
- We're a detective night scoop show. - Really?
Yes.
- We're looking for people like you. - Like me?
- We're looking for people like you. - We're looking for people like you.
We're looking for people like you.
- That's it. - Right? That's perfect.
- Ms. Kazuna Hinchikawa. - Yes.
- A half Indian looking for you. - Yes.
- 26... 27... - 26... 27...
- No idea. - No idea.
- Sorry. - I'm a late ball.
Hello. Can I talk with you for a second?
We're looking for Indian and Japanese men who are half Indian.
- Have you seen them around here? - No, I haven't.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Do you know him? - Yes.
- From the Miyamoto Corps, right? - Yes, Miyamoto Corps.
- From the Miyamoto Corps. - Yes, Miyamoto Corps.
- He's been doing this for a long time. - Miyamoto Corps.
- Let me ask him. - Yes, please do.
- Keep an eye on him. - Yes.
What's with his face?
- He's back. - He's back.
- Thank you. - What's going on?
- He said he's seen this man before. - He said he's seen this man before.
- Do you know how he is now? - I don't know.
- I'm sorry. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
- Do you know him? - Yes.
- He's in his 20s. - Hello.
- Can we talk for a second? - Hello.
- Can we talk for a second? - Are you serious?
- Yes, I am. - Really?
- Are you filming this? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Are you serious? - How old are you?
- I'm 27 this year.
- What about your elementary school? - I'm Tsudani Elementary School.
- I'm so excited.
- Can you tell me your name? - My name is Takagi.
- Oh, you're Takagi! - Oh, you're Takagi!
It's me.
Can I say it?
Sure.
I'm looking for Kazuma Itsukawa.
Really?
I'm his best friend.
What?!
You're kidding!
I'm his best friend.
You just said it!
We've been hanging out together for four days.
What?!
So you know his number?
Yes, I do.
What?!
Of course I know.
I know it all.
You're just like Hashimoto from "The Lion King."
You're crazy.
Am I crazy?
I'm Maeda from Detective Night Scoop.
Yes?
Are you Kazuma Itsukawa?
Yes, I am.
Someone's looking for you.
Do you have time for this?
I'm off today.
Off? Wow.
Not really.
He's here!
We've been spotted!
Ichikawa-kun!
Oh! Hello!
He's so cool!
Ichikawa Kazuma!
Yes?
We're a detective and detective program in Osaka.
We're glad you're here today.
Do you know this person?
Well...
I don't know.
My name is Ayano Kawakugo.
Ah, yes.
Ah...
I remember you.
Thank goodness!
Yes, yes, yes.
We were looking for you, Ichikawa-kun.
You said you were looking for me.
I didn't mean to hide it from you.
That's right!
You should have told us you're Indian.
No, no.
We're in the Philippines.
Philippines?!
No, India!
I've always thought you were Indian.
Oh, really?
You can't find that here.
You're thinking too much.
Why were you looking for me?
Please tell us how you feel.
What do you do for a living?
What do I do for a living?
I work at a food company.
You work at a food company.
Yes, I do.
I was surprised.
Surprised?!
Why were you surprised?
You said you wanted to be part of our album.
Yes, yes.
What did you say?
I said I wanted to be a comedian.
That's embarrassing!
The funny people...
How do I say it?
They make funny things out of nothing.
In the end, we just imitate things we've seen on TV.
We just imitate what our friends do.
And I didn't come up with an idea.
So I realized it wasn't for me.
That's what I thought when I was in high school.
I'm very proud of you.
My chest hurts.
Your chest hurts?!
Are you okay?!
Do you remember what we talked about on Christmas?
On Christmas...
It looks like you guys made a great connection.
What do you mean?
Are you Hata and Yoku?
I want to see the story.
I get it. I get it.
I get it. I'm sorry.
I didn't think it would be such a holiday.
You don't have a guitar, do you?
I'm sorry. I don't have a guitar. Thank you very much.
I want you to hold something in your hand.
What do you have?
Are you sure you want me to hold it?
Please look at me with warm eyes.
Can I?
Thank you very much.
Please connect me.
I'm Naomi Oosumi of the same class as you.
I'm Naomi Oosumi.
I'm a first-class high school student.
I work hard to clean up in the afternoon.
Don't you think so?
But I'm crouching and collecting garbage.
I'm stuck like a Yankee.
What a shame!
I'm a first-class Yankee.
That was wonderful.
I was moved.
How about your laughter?
I was moved by your laughter.
As an entertainer, I'll give you 545kg.
I'll give you full marks.
There are a lot of such bowls.
I'm proud of you.
I'll give you full marks.
But I won't tell anyone about it.
I found it.
It's not Indian, it's Filipino.
That's where the mistake came from.
To be honest, when the client came,
he was a cute client.
He was a cool guy.
When he was very popular, he said, "Please make a joke."
His expression changed.
Let's move on to the next request.
This is a request from Hideki Kobayashi, 32 years old, who lives in Wakayama Prefecture.
Detective Matsumoto, please listen.
You may have discovered something amazing.
It is...
It is an egg fossil of a dinosaur.
I can say that because I went to my uncle's mandarin orchard the other day.
A stone that had been left at the entrance of the orchard for many years was broken, and when I took it in my hand, a rounder stone came out of it.
It looks like an egg fossil of a dinosaur.
I think it is very valuable, and if it sells high and the corona calms down, I would like to go on an overseas trip with my relatives.
Could you investigate whether this stone is really an egg fossil of a dinosaur?
Thank you for your request.
Yes, again, like an example...
This series... Well, do you call it a meteorite series?
Well, for many years, at the entrance of the mandarin orchard... I'm a mandarin farmer, but I put a barbed wire at the entrance of the mandarin orchard, and I left it there as a big stone.
It suddenly broke at the beginning of April.
When it cracked, an egg fossil of a dinosaur came out of it.
This time...
Is it credible?
Yes, I went there because I thought it might be credible.
Please have a look.
Excuse me. Oh, my name is Takeyama Sukubi.
Oh, everyone is here.
Excuse me.
Oh...
Oh, is that so?
Can I go up there?
Is it that big of a stone?
Yes, it's a big discovery.
Oh, is that so?
Thank you for coming.
You're Kobayashi, the client, right?
You gave me the request.
Yes.
This... Well, Kobayashi-san, what does this mean?
No, I...
I'm counting now and there are 13 people here, but which one is which and what is what?
Uncle and aunt?
Uncle and aunt.
Oh, it says "uncle and aunt" in the request.
And at the bottom is...
Furube family.
I don't know, but it's a family, right?
All of them, right?
Until now, if you calculate the past with a night scoop,
seven times, like "isn't this a meteorite?"
I did it a total of seven times,
and they were all fake.
Until now.
Can you show me?
Do you have it? Where is it now?
No, it's already a treasure.
It's a crazy treasure.
I'll take it out.
This came out of it?
It was originally like this, before it broke.
Oh, this is the prototype.
Yes, yes.
This part broke, right?
It's in your hand, right? You can take it out.
Oh, you can just take it out?
Yes, please take it out.
It's broken in front of you.
Oh, it's true.
Oh, this part broke, right?
Yes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Obviously, this side and inside are different.
There's a round one inside, right?
Yes.
It's a little different from what I've seen before.
You've never seen it, right?
No, no, no, no.
And it looks like an egg, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Is the shape really round?
Yes.
I found some article online.
I'd like you to take a look at it.
It's like this.
It looks like an article in China.
No, no, no, it's similar. The stone is broken.
A nine-year-old elementary school student found a dinosaur egg in the river.
No, no, it's similar.
The stone egg is about nine centimeters in diameter and it was confirmed to be a dinosaur egg.
Wow, it's almost nine centimeters.
After all, it's about ten centimeters in diameter.
This is an egg.
I think this is very valuable.
What do you want now?
I want to travel somewhere with my grandchild.
Do you want to travel?
Then I want to go to Korea.
How many people do you want to go to Korea?
All of us.
13 people?
Can you take me to the site?
Here it is.
Is it about this?
I heard about this.
Why are there so many round stones like this?
When it flows from the river, it becomes round.
What kind of river is it?
Hidakawa River and Shiryu River here.
It's like a past water source.
The article in China also wrote that it was built on a riverbed.
Looking at the net article earlier, there is a good chance that it is a dinosaur egg.
I'm sorry, Mr. Sekiya.
Today, I had a location shoot at the Antenatus Department Store in Teiwa Kaima Prefecture.
Have you found it?
Yes.
It is also discovered that it is a primordial skeleton of a reptile called Mosasaurus.
Do you know where that stone was found?
It must have been along the Hidaka River.
If you look at the distribution of landscapes in Wakkayama Prefecture, it is around the Hidaka River.
It seems that the landscapes of the era when reptiles lived are distributed.
I think it is possible to find a lot of reptile fossils.
Wakkayama Prefecture has a natural museum.
There is also a professor who discovered the skeleton of Mosasaurus.
Would you like to ask him?
Hello.
It's Maito Scoop, but...
Professor.
Oh, yes.
Hello.
Oh, Mosasaurus.
Yes, this is it.
The skeleton of the only Mosasaurus found in Japan.
This came out in Wakayama Prefecture?
That's right.
Tyrannosaurus and others are from the same era.
Actually, I've been on Maito Scoop about ten years ago.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I've brought it because I thought it might be a meteorite, but...
Yes.
It's completely different.
I was wondering what to do.
Oh, I see.
It's completely different today.
Can I look forward to it today?
The level is completely different today.
I brought the fossil of a dinosaur's egg.
Oh.
Yes.
Have you ever seen a dinosaur's egg fossil?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Yes.
Then you know what it is, don't you?
Yes, I do.
It's developing.
Oh.
The fossil of a dinosaur's egg.
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
Mr. Ohara,
this is a fossil of a dinosaur's egg, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Isn't it?
That's fast! You already know?
Yes.
Mr. Ohara, isn't it a fossil?
Isn't it a fossil of an egg?
It's not an egg.
I'm a little shocked.
I didn't think it was a real egg.
Well, it's too early to be disappointed.
There is a possibility that there is a fossil in it.
What is it?
The stone inside and the stone outside are completely different.
The stone inside is called "nojoul".
"Nojoul" is a hard stone that causes the death of living things.
"Nojoul" itself is not a fossil,
but there is a possibility that there is a fossil in it.
When we look for fossils, we first look for "nojoul".
If it's "nojoul", there must be something in it.
Yes, that's right.
If it's "nojoul", there must be something in it.
Maybe.
It's sad.
In terms of value, how much money you have, is there a possibility of it changing into something like that?
Well, if there is something very precious in it, I think there is a possibility of 10 million yen or something like that.
10 million yen!?
Yes.
How should we look for it?
Well, we have no choice but to look for it.
We have no choice but to look for it.
I think the probability is 1% or less.
What!?
1%!?
Yes.
Then, this stone has no value at all, right?
If it breaks and there is nothing in it, right?
Yes, there is nothing in it.
However, leaving aside fossils, I think this is quite rare.
Maybe it was originally a cliff stone, but the stone that wrapped this round part fell down and became round as it rolled down the river.
I've never seen it come out like this before.
There is a possibility that people who create value in it, such as relatives or people who collect stones, may be interested in it.
Would you like to talk about it for a moment?
Yes.
Whether or not it has value as a stone.
Yes.
For now.
I think you sent me a picture on your cell phone earlier.
What do you think of this stone?
It looks like a picture, but is it valuable?
It's a little rare, isn't it?
Oh, is that so?
It's the first time I've seen it.
What does it look like in terms of price?
If there are people who can afford it, some people may pay 100,000 yen or 100,000 yen, but I don't know that area clearly.
In exaggeration, it may be 100,000 yen or 0 yen.
That's your choice, isn't it?
Well, it's up to you.
The owner is you.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to end it?
Yes.
It may end up being 0.
Yes.
You never know.
That's right.
You never know until it ends.
That's right.
Sir, I'm counting on you.
Yes, sir.
Oh, it's coming.
I got it!
It's beautiful.
There is still a possibility that there is money in it.
Yes.
It's pulling.
Is it hard?
Oops.
Oh, it's broken.
How is it?
No.
Not at all, Sensei!
It's clean. Sand.
Sensei, this is a lump of sand.
That's right.
It's been a really fun day.
Seeing Yume in the morning.
I learned how to say "nojimu" too.
You learned how to say "nojimu", didn't you?
That's right.
There's one thing I know for sure.
This is the result of the investigation of the meteorites and fossils of the night scoop.
This is the eighth failure today.
So...
It's a shame.
It can't be helped.
It's a shame.
This time...
I thought it would be like this.
But I always think...
If it was really like that...
Can't everyone stay silent until the show?
That's right.
Director, when we go to a location like this, I always ask in the morning.
What would you do if it was true?
That's right.
But if you don't say anything...
I don't know at all.
Even the staff...
But if you give me this request again, I'll have to try it again.
That's right.
Then, let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Miyuki Imai, who lives in Nagoya City and is 52 years old.
Everyone at the Matsumoto Detective Agency, I have a request.
I...
can't fart.
I don't have any memories of this person being born.
During a health diagnosis, along with the volume, when she drank medicine that made her stomach inflate with gas,
even after the examination was over, she couldn't fart and was suffering, and the doctor was also strangling her neck.
Since I'm a bar mama, I often drink carbonated drinks, and it's very painful for me to have a full stomach like every day in front of customers.
At this rate, I'm worried about my health. Please let me fart.
I want to fart.
I've never farted in my life, have I?
I've been farting like a natural phenomenon, but since I'm a bar mama at work, I have a lot of opportunities to drink, so the customers around me fart comfortably.
You do it, don't you?
I'm jealous of you.
I'd like to taste the refreshment of that.
Have you been able to fart? Please have a look.
Excuse me, are you Imai Miyuki, the bar mama of Irai-san?
This building.
Excuse me.
Are you Imai Miyuki of Irai-san?
Is that kind of bar?
May I come in for a moment?
There's something called LGBTQ, right?
Yes, T.
If you call it "T," it's "trans-de-gender."
It's "trans-de-gender."
It's cute, isn't it? I'm a little embarrassed to say it in front of you.
I've been reading about you for a while now, but you're gay, aren't you?
I'm gay.
Have you ever done it?
No, I haven't.
Have you ever done it since you were born?
I don't remember.
I drink a lot of beer and summer bars and I get hungry, so it's painful, isn't it?
Do you really want to do it that much?
I'm worried. It's better to do it straight.
Staying in the dormitory like that.
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't go out, do you?
I don't go out, I don't go out.
What about your pee?
A few hours later, well, my pee comes out, but in the bathroom, a pretty big one comes out.
That's when you finally calm down.
Do you have anything to drink?
Sparkling water.
It doesn't come out.
Good.
Thank you very much. I'm happy.
Is there anything stuck here?
It's full.
See, I just...
I raised the gas in my stomach from below like this.
It came out like this.
Please put it on me. I'll bring it right away.
I'll twist it a little.
What kind of request is this?
What is this?
It's a different request, but it's about gas.
Mr. Koyama.
Hello.
What kind of request was it?
I feel like I can emit gas whenever and however much I want.
You requested it.
Yes.
I'd like you to teach me how to do it.
Yes.
First of all, do you want soda?
I don't need anything.
It's hot.
Do it. Do it.
Please wait a minute.
I'm a little nervous.
I've been making miso for a while now.
If you make miso, does it become meat?
If you eat something, it's a little...
I see.
It's okay if you eat something, but you're different.
That's right.
Mr. Koyama, didn't you want to eat tuna?
I'm in Nagoya now.
This is the limit.
What's the trick?
You put air in your mouth and swallow it.
At that time, you put air around your throat.
Throat?
Yes, around the lid of your throat.
Oh, it came out!
Yes!
I can't get it out!
Do you think this will be solved in about five minutes?
No, if it can be solved in five minutes, it won't be done for 52 years.
That's right.
It won't be done.
Now, this is a specialized school and treatment center for getting a license in barbecue, massage, and anesthesia.
Here, we're going to make a funnel of blood.
A funnel, right?
Do you want to make a funnel?
Yes, I've heard about it, so I'd like to try various things.
Have you ever been treated like that?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't, have you?
No, I haven't.
You don't really want to make a funnel, do you?
A funnel is...
When the blood flows in reverse, it becomes a funnel.
Theoretically, it's possible to stop people who easily get blood clots.
I've done it before.
So, theoretically, it's possible to do the opposite of surgery to stop people who easily get blood clots.
The esophagus is where the esophagus is tightened.
Here?
Yes, and there's an entrance under it.
When you go through there, if you have a problem there, it's easy or difficult to get out.
It's here, right?
Yes, yes.
If you have a big esophagus, you can't get out of it.
So, it's difficult for people who have a big esophagus.
How do you get out of it without going up?
Usually, instead of the esophagus, all the blood comes out of the esophagus.
Well...
It's a little like squid ink...
What?!
Yes...
This is a little difficult type...
You can tell by this?!
Then...
Let's start with the final stage.
Yes...
Mr. Yoshida!
Yes...
Then, for now...
I will stimulate this occipital membrane a little...
I don't know if it will work or not...
This is the so-called skull...
And if you remove this...
This is the occipital membrane...
And here...
Well, it's covered like this...
I want to put my finger in here like this...
Ouch!
Wait a minute...
What kind of sensation is it?
It's like my bone is being pulled out from under me and it hurts...
What is Dr. Yoshida doing now?
As you said, it's like being pulled out from under me and it hurts...
It's different, isn't it?
I can't put my finger in...
Do you want me to do it with the second needle?
Yes.
Do you have a needle or a pot?
I have one.
So, you want me to do the opposite of what you're doing by using a pot to hold down the plaster?
That's right.
It hurts!
Oh, I see.
If you can't do it like this...
It's impossible?
It's impossible.
Usually, when you do it with a needle, you don't sit down and do it.
Why is that?
Because you can cause a brain hemorrhage and fall down.
It's common to do it lying down, but since you can't do the opposite this time, we're going to challenge you with an easy-to-do posture.
I'm going to sit down and do it.
First of all, I'm going to use a needle to tidy up.
I usually do it in the opposite direction, but I'm doing it in the opposite direction on purpose.
Oh, my needle!
Relax, relax.
Are you okay?
Try doing it with your mouth first and then drink it.
With my mouth?
Yes, with your mouth first and then drink some carbonated water.
And then drink it.
Look up and drink it.
And then look up.
Okay.
Is there anything that comes up?
Nothing comes up.
- Does it come up? - Ah...
It comes up...
...about.
You said it came up for the first time.
It comes up but stops in the middle.
Where does it come up now?
There is a "cubit" in the groove.
- The entrance of "e" - Yes, "e" and "o" are connected.
You don't stab it like this. You stab it like this.
I've done it several times but I've never done it like this.
- You don't do it like this. - No.
- You don't do it like this. - No, I don't do it like this.
- No good? - No good.
Ah...
It comes up...
It came up for the first time but stops in the middle.
Is this the last method?
Is there no other way?
This is the only way to do it safely.
This is a little dangerous.
- Even if it doesn't come up, there is no health problem. - There is no problem.
- If it comes up, there is no problem. - That's right.
What will you do from now on? You can't do "gippu".
I'll leave it and "onara" it.
- Please. - Okay.
Thank you very much.
We're sorry we couldn't help you!
We're sorry!
*fart*
It's out!
I'm sorry, Mr. Nakanishi!
"fart"? It's not "fart".
The last one is "fart".
"fart" is also dirty.
"fart" comes out, so it's okay.
It's a big "fart", isn't it?
It's a big "fart".
So I think it's okay, that person.
Isn't there a compulsion?
Like, it's natural for everyone to come out, but it doesn't come out.
Rather than "it doesn't come out", it's like "my shoulders don't go up".
It's because you're old.
It's just me.
You're just old.
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