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Catch it and go crazy
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes on complicated modern society,
and thoroughly investigate various mysteries and doubts!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Masuda!
At this detective station, we follow the requests of our viewers,
immediately find outstanding detectives, and pursue the truth!
- Tachimoto! - Yes!
- Right? - Thank you!
- Cheer up! - Cheer up!
- Right? - If you're looking down, you'll see iron bones falling down.
Iron bones... Isn't that an accident?
- Is the way you hit your face a minor injury? - Minor injury...
- Yes! - It's a minor injury, you know.
- Yes. - It's a minor injury, you know.
- It's a minor injury, you know.
- Isn't it? - It doesn't feel like it!
- Isn't it? - It's not like that.
- It's not like that? - Yes.
- Anyway, congratulations and good work! - Yes, thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Now, let's move on to our first request of the day!
Yes! First of all, we have a request from Iwai Naoyuki, a 42-year-old self-employed businessman living in Osaka Prefecture.
Detectives at the Matsumoto Detective Bureau, we have some advice for you.
When I was a second-year elementary school student, my son was a crybaby since he was little.
When he was five years old, he tried to learn karate,
but just a little hit from the opponent's attack would hurt him so much that he couldn't do it anymore.
However, around December of last year, when I showed him a muscle training video to train his body,
for some reason, the switch came in.
Every day, with great momentum, I started doing muscle training.
Now, I'm as muscular as Director Matsumoto.
My dream for the future is to be a bodybuilder.
Now, I study various bodybuilding videos every day and do my own posing with various thoughts.
But, since it's all my own style, it seems like he wants to know how to pose to show his muscles in the coolest way.
As an amateur, I have my own limits, so I request you to help me with it.
Oh, I see.
Aren't you interested in it?
No, it's amazing that you can develop from that time.
Right?
But for now, I like muscle training, so I do muscle training in the morning, muscle training when I get home from school, and muscle training before going to bed.
You're only doing muscle training!
No, no, no.
Well, you've mentioned it a little, so I'd like you to watch it.
Please watch it!
- Hello! - Are you Mr. Kontei?
- Yes. - I work out in the back.
- You work out? - Yes.
You're doing it!
You're amazing!
Let me see your muscles.
You're amazing!
You're really amazing!
- But it's been half a year, right? - Yes, it's been about half a year.
- You're amazing! - Yes.
You're amazing!
Look at your back!
You're amazing!
You talk with your muscles, don't you?
Talk to me with your muscles!
If you have a problem, come to me anytime!
If you're rattling, use my muscles!
You're amazing!
How is it?
Are you surprised to see my muscles?
You're amazing!
How about your abs?
Can you do it?
Can you do it again?
How many times do you do it?
I do it about 50 times.
- 50 times? - Yes.
You're amazing!
- It's heavy! - It's heavy!
- How many kilograms is it? - About 15 kilograms.
Is it 15 kilograms?
I added a little bit of it.
You added it?
You can't do it, can you?
23.5 kilograms and your weight.
You're increasing it on your own.
You're amazing!
You did it!
You're amazing!
You did it!
Shut up!
You're going to be a great bodybuilder!
Do you have any bodybuilders you admire?
Hayato Aizawa.
He's like a monster of Reiwa.
A monster of Reiwa?
There's a national high school bodybuilding competition.
It's been three times.
The All Japan Bodybuilder Championship,
which is the biggest among students,
has been two times.
You admire it?
Yes, I admire it.
I do free poses, too.
What's a free pose?
I show my muscles to the music.
Free poses.
♪ Come every mountain ♪
- He remembers that. - Good job!
♪ 'Cause I need you ♪
♪ To see me ♪
But you want to show your muscles in a cooler way, don't you?
- Yes. - Why is that?
I want to come up with my own free poses.
- Is that what you want to do? - Yes.
- I'm sorry for asking you this all of a sudden... - Yes, yes!
...but I want to be a bodybuilder in my second year of elementary school.
- Is that so? - Yes.
If your dream is to become a bodybuilder in the future...
...we'd like to fully cooperate with you.
Really?!
Chogi...
We're in Tokyo!
Yay!
Look at this. This is a gold gym.
There's something that makes you work hard.
- Chogi... - Yes?
This is your first time at a gym, right?
Yes, it's amazing.
Wow!
That's...
That's amazing! Look!
Look at that guy!
Wow!
Is that Einstein?
Look at him!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
- You want me to teach you, right? - Yes!
In that case, go ahead and do it!
Go ahead and do it!
You won't get another chance like this!
Go ahead and do it.
Hello.
Hello. I've heard about you.
I'm Uwai Toshi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Aizawa Aizawa.
Do you want to become a bodybuilder?
Yes.
Then let's do our best!
I understand.
Nice to meet you.
Aizawa-san, thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Aizawa-san, thank you for coming.
How do you feel now?
Meeting people you admire.
I'm very happy.
I want you to do it.
I understand.
Then I'll do it.
How do you feel?
Are you serious?
How do you feel?
You're amazing.
What?
You're amazing.
You should do it, too.
You're amazing.
How do you feel?
You're amazing.
Aizawa-san, when did you start doing it?
I did it in elementary school, too.
I did it in the same way.
You're amazing.
Really?
You're amazing.
You're talented.
I'm talented?
You're talented.
Thank you.
I'll teach you seriously.
Thank you.
First of all, I'd like to see what kind of pose you can do.
I have a free pose I've thought of.
You've thought of it?
Then I'll show you what I've thought of.
What song is it?
"It's My Life".
"It's My Life"?
It's a legendary song that no one in the world knows about.
I've seen a song for the broken hearted
How is it?
Isn't it complete?
I think it's a pose that elementary school students wouldn't think of.
I thought it was very wonderful.
If you say it, if you hold down these points little by little, you'll look cooler.
You'll look cooler.
For example, a pose to bend your arms.
At this time, I'm sure you're conscious of this powerful part, right?
If you're only conscious of the powerful part, you won't be able to use the upper triceps muscle on the lower side.
If you only use the powerful muscle of the powerful part, it will be like this.
If you return it from there, the lower side will come out.
That's right.
So, if you do various things like this, you'll look cooler.
You'll look cooler.
From the pose of raising both hands to the point of throwing at this time, stretch out your arms.
Then you'll get power from the lower part.
Breathe in and breathe out.
At this time, direct your arms from the lower elbow to the upper elbow.
Then you'll look cooler.
That's right.
If you lower your upper elbow, you'll look cooler.
Raise it a little.
Like this.
Make this line straight.
You'll look really cool.
You look really cool with just a little thing like this.
How do you feel about yourself?
I'm convinced.
You're convinced?
Can you do it?
I can do it.
I think I can do it in a competition.
You think you can do it in a competition?
I think I can do it.
Mr. Odo. Yes.
You have become cooler.
Right?
Thank you very much for your help.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for coming.
By the way, who are you?
We have three kakegoi craftsmen with us today.
In the Bodeville competition, it is very important for the audience to call out to the players from various kakegoi.
My arms and legs are bigger than my arms!
This is a super minimum praise like "my arms are bigger than my legs".
This is a praise like "my back is too wide and I can't see around me".
That's why we're going to heat up the shock this time as well.
To make your muscles look bigger, we're going to paint your skin black.
Are you ready?
Yes, we're ready.
You guys are so cool!
Shoki is coming in!
Your abs are looking bad!
Go, everyone!
Stop it!
[Music]
Aizawa is dancing with them!
Yeah!
That's it!
Ninja combination!
Wow, so cool!
Shoulders to fingertips are the basics!
Let's go!
Come on, everyone!
Let's do this fast!
Yeah!
♪ You said I'm dead in my way ♪
♪ I'm just lonely in my own way ♪
♪ It's fine ♪
Thank you!
Wow, that was so cool!
That was awesome!
I'm moved just watching it.
How do you feel now?
I had a lot of fun today!
Wow!
That was fun!
Wow!
I think you'll be successful in the future!
I think he'll be a great athlete!
And passionate!
He's been showing his dad and mom how to do it,
but now he wants to show them his beautiful muscles!
Like, "If you do it like this, you'll be beautiful!"
He remembers it now!
And he's been doing it for a while now!
What?
What do you think?
I'm sure you'll be successful!
I'm sure you will!
Let's move on to the next request!
Yes, next is a request from a 33-year-old hospital manager living in Ishikawa Prefecture.
I bought a new car for the first time when I was 33 years old.
Originally, I care about things too much.
I bought it at home with the intention of wearing it, but I don't like getting dirty or scratched, and I often have unused sneakers.
Since I have such a personality, when I think that a shiny new car may be scratched, I feel like I'm going crazy, and I always drive nervously and get very tired.
However, even if I am careful, someone may scratch my car.
For example, when I'm parking, the ball thrown by a child who is catching a ball nearby hits my car and gets dented.
When I imagine such a thing, I am afraid of myself, who may be like a child but may get angry like a child.
Then, if my favorite talent, Minami Tanaka, puts me on my first scratch, I think I will never get angry and I will even feel sorry for the scratch.
If Minami Tanaka puts me on my first scratch, even if someone puts me on my second scratch, I will have less mental damage and I will not be afraid of getting angry.
I am serious. Thank you very much.
It's an unexpected development.
It's impossible to understand.
Minami Tanaka has a limited position, but it's still a little difficult to understand.
Let's go.
I'm thinking of not going inside the house for a while.
I heard that Moriya-kun's room has changed a little.
I think it's normal.
Can you show me how it has changed?
You have normal shoes, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have normal shoes in my room.
You don't have shoes at all.
Nike shoes?
Yes.
They must be shoes.
Do you wear them inside?
Yes, I do.
Don't you wear them?
At first, I wanted to wear them.
But when I received them, they were beautiful.
What is it?
It's a glove.
I don't want to touch it with my bare hands.
Do you wear sneakers?
Yes, I do.
What?
I wear them as they are.
You don't want to get your sneakers dirty.
But you want me to scratch your shoes today.
Is it this one?
Yes, it is.
Is it a new model?
Yes.
Do you want me to scratch your shoes?
Yes, I do.
When did you receive it?
On April 6th.
Isn't it hot yet?
No, it isn't.
It smells like a new model.
Don't you ride it?
I did, but I don't want to ride it.
Are you married?
No, I'm not.
You can't, can you?
What have you done with it?
I've always been a used car.
I bought a broken one.
You want to ride it as it is, don't you?
Yes, I do.
For example, a child is playing with a ball.
When the ball hits you, what do you do?
I call my parents.
You call your parents?
Are you afraid of getting angry?
I'm running a shop, so if something like that happens, it's hard, isn't it?
But you may be broken up.
That's right.
If you think about it all the time, it's not fun, is it?
It's hard all the time.
When you're in the car?
Like this.
If everyone pays attention to you, will you be able to ride it?
Rather, I'm happy with that wound.
Even if it hits the hood.
Not a wound, but a dent?
It's a dent, isn't it?
But isn't even the water in it precious?
If you have it like that, you can ride it comfortably every day.
That's right. You can ride it comfortably.
There's nothing scary anymore.
I got hurt once.
It's the same as an old car, isn't it?
If you get hurt, I'll get hurt, too.
You'll be torn apart.
You've come to bite me.
Mr. Minami Tanaka.
Of course, you're in first place.
Oh.
Can I say something? I'm nervous.
- You are, aren't you? - Yes.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
I can't calm down.
- Okay, okay. - Thank you.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
- El! - Yes.
- Wait a minute. - Yes.
- Over there. - Yes.
- Where the car came out. - Yes.
- That corner. - Yes.
Mr. Minami Tanaka.
Schedule is out.
Can I open my eyes now?
As you like.
It's not open today.
I see.
But you had this car.
I think you should feel good about it.
You can't drive it beautifully.
There is only one person in the world who can't get angry because of this car.
It's you!
For example, you are driving like this.
You get hurt by a child in the city.
And you get angry with the child.
If it becomes an accident, your life will end.
That's right.
Your life will be hurt.
That's right.
Your life will be hurt.
You can't do it.
Hey!
It's strange, isn't it?
It's a distance, but it's strange, isn't it?
You want to get hurt, don't you?
Well...
That's right.
You are the only one in the world who can get hurt.
You are suffering now, aren't you?
I'm suffering now.
In this situation...
You say you're suffering, but you get hurt.
You can't do it, can you?
Well...
You can drive it like this.
Can you drive it with your shoulders crossed all the time?
With my shoulders crossed, yes.
Once you turn on the side mirror, you can't turn it off, can you?
I can't turn it off, can I?
I can't use my strength, can I?
Can you?
Yes.
But you can fix it, can't you?
If I fix it, I'll feel like that again.
I see. You have to fix it. You have to leave that scar.
That's right.
Come on, guys!
What do you do?
Well...
When I say I'm scared, I'm scared of the car seat.
It's barely there.
So I have to put it all the way in.
I see. You can put it in.
Yes.
And then...
The back bumper...
I'm worried that I might hit it someday.
Wait...
What?
Be honest with me.
Either way is fine.
As it is?
Yes.
As you feel uncomfortable?
Yes.
You want to live?
Yes.
You want to live with a bomb?
Yes.
Will it hit here?
What? Will it hit?
Will it damage your house?
Will you do that for me?
Well...
I don't like it.
You're putting something on me.
I'm not putting anything on you!
You're just bringing it on yourself!
I absolutely don't like the front part.
Then...
Let's ride it together...
Do you want to hear how scary it is to get close to the sound of the valley?
Shall we?
It's ringing.
The memory is working.
It's turning yellow.
It shouldn't turn red.
Turn it up a little.
How is it?
It's ringing.
Turn it up.
It's ringing.
It's good.
Shouldn't you lower it a little more?
There's still a lot of room in the back.
I've never lowered it this much.
It's good!
Go!
Go, Toyota!
It's ringing.
Did you see what's behind me?
You can go as far as you like.
That's right.
You can go as far as you like.
The sound of the valley is ringing.
It's like a bell.
It's ringing.
It's ready.
Really?
Did you see it?
Just a little.
But you can do it.
Believe in yourself.
That's how you do it.
Moroya.
You are good.
It depends on the angle.
So, like this.
Hit it softly.
You are good at it.
Do you want to do it again?
I will do it again.
My head is empty.
Your head is empty.
It was really hard for me.
But I will cherish it.
I will cherish it.
I'm tearing up.
I will cherish it.
You don't want to hurt it, do you?
No.
I will cherish it.
You will cherish it.
This time, I didn't do as you asked me to do.
I didn't do as you asked me to do.
I get scolded a lot.
Please do your best over there.
I get hurt a lot.
- So... - In the end, nothing happened.
- Nothing happened. - Nothing happened.
To be honest, I thought I would lose.
But I realized how important it is for the first time.
I realized how funny it was when I said "hurt me".
- You realized it. - When I realized it, I started crying.
- I'm glad you didn't lose. - I'm glad you didn't lose.
I feel like I'm riding a rickshaw now.
- Let's move on to the last request. - Yes.
The last request is from Yui Kimura, 27 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I decided to divorce in May of this year.
Regarding the divorce, we are both forced to do it, so we are convinced of it,
but there is only one regret.
It is that for the past six years since we met,
we have never been able to lift my husband's body.
My husband is 188cm tall and weighs 120kg.
I am 140cm tall and weigh less than 40kg.
On our first date,
he carried me on his back because of my slow walk,
and after we got married,
he lifted me up and moved me around.
I've been humiliated so far.
If we get divorced like this,
I'll regret it for the rest of my life,
and I don't think I can live a new life.
If possible,
as a commemoration of our divorce,
I'd like to take a picture of me lifting up my husband.
Please,
please,
thank you for your request.
Today is really a difficult...
It's a bit of a tricky situation, isn't it?
There are no children and we live together,
but we've been lifted up in various places and it's frustrating.
But if you lift me up and take a picture of me,
I can get a divorce without any worries.
So if you fulfill your request, you'll get a divorce.
You'll get a divorce.
It's a very complicated request.
Let's see if you were able to lift up your husband.
Please watch the video.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for coming.
Is your husband home?
- Not yet. - Not yet?
- Yes. - How big is it?
- Is this your husband's? - It's 30cm.
It's huge!
You look happy just looking at it.
Yes, just looking at it.
- Excuse me. - Yes.
Do you get divorced?
Yes, we do.
When will you get divorced?
We plan to get divorced on May 3rd.
Isn't it too soon?
- It's only been two weeks. - Yes, it's only been two weeks.
Why is it May 3rd?
We started dating on May 3rd.
I thought it would be nice to get along.
It's like a contract.
It's like you've been together for a year.
So you want to lift up your husband
before you get divorced.
So you want to lift up your husband before you get divorced.
Does this make sense?
I was often lifted up by my husband.
I was often asked for a high price.
You were treated like a child.
- Like a youngster. - Yes.
I was frustrated.
I thought I would lift up my husband one day.
Is it different to get divorced without lifting up your husband?
I have regrets about it.
Even if you can lift up your husband,
even if you can lift up your husband,
I don't care about it anymore.
Do you have a wedding invitation?
I have it ready.
Do you go and get it?
It takes a lot of courage to go and get it.
I've only seen it in dramas.
It's green.
Does your husband know about this request?
I know about it.
Even when we got married,
I applied for "Welcome, newlywed couple".
I applied for it until 2pm.
I was late by 2pm.
I'm glad you were late.
I was excited about being on TV.
I'm excited about being on TV.
I'm excited about getting married.
Is it okay for people who get divorced to get together and get to know each other?
I think it's okay.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
It's big!
It's bigger than I thought.
It's completely different.
You brought up your personal life.
That's right.
It's impossible.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
I know it, but I can't understand it.
It's the same for me.
How did you meet each other?
We met at a darts bar.
Who was attracted to you?
It was me.
What attracted you?
He's kind.
That's the biggest point.
What about you?
I'm a person who can act for others.
That's right.
I haven't been like that for a long time.
That's right.
That's one of the things that attracted me.
It's a really good picture, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But you look like a love love boss.
You look like a princess.
That's right.
So you want to do the opposite of this picture, don't you?
That's right.
I'd like to know the reason you decided to divorce.
Is it because of the difference in the sense of donation?
The difference in the sense of donation?
Yes.
The money we use for rent and the two of us is from SEPPAN.
Yes.
We put in 80,000 yen a month and decide to spend the rent and monthly food expenses from 160,000 yen.
Yes.
But we can only put in 40,000 yen this month.
That's right.
That's what's been going on for a long time, and it's hard for him to change.
I've been compensating for the lack of food expenses.
As you can see, I eat a lot.
When I want to go eat sushi, I eat 50 plates of sushi.
I'm a picky eater, so I sometimes eat one chawanmushi.
50 plates of chawanmushi.
I eat 50 plates of chawanmushi.
Since I got married, I've only bought clothes.
I went to a beauty salon and cut my own bangs for a year.
Is that gambling?
No, I don't gamble.
I've been using it for a long time.
If you two are serious about your future, I think you should separate.
I've already told my parents.
Oh!
What's up?
I'm sorry I'm busy.
What did you feel when you heard about your divorce?
I'll leave it up to him.
What do you think your daughter wants you to do before she divorces you?
I don't know at all.
Oh, from your mother's point of view, your husband...
I don't know. I know him very well. I don't know much about him, but it's his own will.
Do you two have anything you want to tell him?
No, we don't, but we'd appreciate it if you didn't say anything.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll tell you about it. I'd like to support you firmly.
What do you do when you're together? It's like killing each other, isn't it?
No, we spend as much time together as before.
We get along very well.
We eat together, we sleep in the same room...
You don't kiss, do you?
No, we kiss, too.
What do you mean, "we kiss, too"?
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Didn't you say you had a high standard?
Yes.
What do you mean by that?
When I was in a bad mood or when I felt like I was irritated, you suddenly asked me if I wanted a high standard.
What do you mean by that?
Well...
Are you mad at me?
I'm not mad at you.
You're mad at me, aren't you?
I'm not mad at you.
Well...
Do you want me to give you a high standard?
No, thank you.
A high standard?
No, thank you.
A high standard?
One, two...
Here we go!
You two are really close, aren't you?
Can I talk to your wife and your parents?
Sure.
You two are really close, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
What do you think about it?
About our divorce?
It's not like I don't want to do it, but...
So you don't like it at all now?
No, I like it like I used to.
So, for example...
Yes?
If your wife doesn't want you to divorce, what do you think about it?
Well, of course, I'm going to do my best, but...
You might think about getting married again, don't you?
Yes.
Yes, I'm sorry.
If you're going to divorce,
you should think about it, too...
No, I...
If I say, "Let's not divorce," does that mean we might not divorce?
- His meaning... - So you're talking from there, right?
- That's right. - What do you think?
No, we've decided to divorce.
- So you won't let go of it? - We won't let go of it.
- So you've decided to submit it on May 3rd? - That's right.
Until then, what we're going to do is...
- We're going to lift the master up, right? - Yes.
Why don't you try it first?
- I can't do it. - Right?
Of course you can't.
- We're ready. You two, go ahead! - Okay!
- Wow! - This is the illusionist, Gackson!
Let's get started!
Wow!
This is the physical illusionist, Yuto!
- Wow! - Wow!
If you touch it at the moment you're driving it, it will look like you're lifting it up perfectly!
- That's awesome! - Are you satisfied with it?
- I'm very satisfied! - Gackson, please let me see your husband.
- Is he your husband? - No, he's not.
Isn't he a little too big for you?
I was imagining it differently.
I can lift it up in any shape. It's an illusion.
Oh, it's an illusion.
It's a bit wide for an illusion.
What should we do? Is this enough, Mr. Osawa?
Is it too big?
It's good. It's good.
I'm ready.
3, 2, 1...
Illusion!
Mr. Osawa, how is it?
How is it?
It's good.
How is it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's moving well.
You can relax now.
It's good.
♪Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
♪It's going to be white winter soon.
♪You're the only one I love.
♪Only you.
It's my first time experiencing something like this.
I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
I'm worried.
It'll work out.
Even if we become strangers,
he's important to me.
We'll have different lives, but...
It's a friendship that's supposed to be broken up, but...
You're lying.
Thank you.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know for a long time.
I don't know what it is.
You don't know what it is?
Actually, I contacted ANOA.
My husband is not rich.
He can't move out after divorce.
They will live in that house until August.
So I will divorce.
You're crazy.
Don't say it like a lawyer.
You're crazy.
You may have it.
I don't have it.
Do you feel it with your skin?
I don't have it.
I think you have it.
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