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BEDdo no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...And you unlock the secret room that only opens on weekends ...
...Cover it with cheeks ...Chiku o obou ...And you cover it with cheeks ...
...In your dream ...Yumechuu ni ...In your dream
Detective Night Scoop's time has come!
A detective night scoop group that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly rescues various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Yumechuu!
I'm the secretary, Masuda Saori!
According to the request of everyone watching on TV, we will immediately dispatch qualified detectives to pursue the truth!
As expected of Nishizuu-ku and Chodokotai!
It's different! It's different! Listen!
It's dry! There's no smoothness here!
I want humidity!
Well, but Scoop calls it "spook"!
But there is also a way of thinking of "spook"!
No, no, no!
What do you think of "spook"?
Well then, let's start with today's first request!
Yes, first of all, we have a request from a self- employed 48-year-old Takeshi Shigematsu who lives in Osaka City.
Good evening to all of you at Matsumoto Detective Bureau.
I own a bar and I buy a certain fish in the aquarium in the store.
Two years ago, I caught a fish in Minoo's river and I don't know the species well,
but at first it was about 5 cm long and now it has grown to about 20 cm and I named it "spook".
And recently, it has begun to act as if it understands my words and everyone is surprised that they have never seen such an attached fish.
Because "spook" is attached to me, the owner, I also say hello to some regulars.
That's why "spook" is so popular in the store.
I would like to show you that "spook" is attached to me so much, so detective, would you like to go "spook" with me?
There is also a question of whether fish are "spook" in the first place, isn't it?
What is "spook" anyway?
There are many things you suddenly don't know, right?
There is also an aspect of understanding words, so I went there with Gon-chan to see if there is such a mysterious fish.
Please.
This is the shop of the client, Mr. Shigematsu.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Shigematsu.
Nice to meet you, too.
My name is Detective Maeda.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
That fish, Gon-chan, which one is it?
Gon-chan is this one.
Oh, is it this kind of fish?
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's different from what I imagined.
I wonder what it is.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's like you're handling it, isn't it?
Yes, I usually keep it quiet there.
The name "Gon-chan" is just right for you.
Yes.
This "Gon-chan" has a name.
It has a name, yes.
When you call "Gon-chan", it comes closer.
Like a pet.
Like a dog or a cat.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
No, at first, I was completely quiet like this, but I've been able to talk a little over the past year or so.
If I say a little like this, it will come like this.
If you say "pata-pata", it will come like this.
If I say "pata-pata", it will come like this.
Like this.
It's a fish.
It's a fish, but it's like that.
Please go anywhere in which Gon-chan is standing.
Here, Gon-chan.
Gonzalez.
Gon-chan.
Good boy.
Let's give Gon-chan a massage.
Yes.
Come over here, Gon-chan.
Gon-chan.
Grab my hand.
Go on.
- Come on. - Don't move.
Come over here, Gon-chan.
- A little more. - Come here, Gon-chan.
I know you like it.
Good boy.
Come on.
Now, now, now.
Now, now, now, Guanqiao.
Guanqiao, Guanqiao, ♫'s desarrolled skills but the knowledge isn't enough♫
♫'s desarrolled skills but the knowledge isn't enough♫
Should we socialize, socialize?
Right, let's socialize.
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, now, now.
Go on, happy girl.
Careful, you're strolling on the grass.
Guanqiao, you're here!
Guanqiao.
Go on, go on.
How happy you are!
Yes, happy, happy.
Take your time, Guanqiao.
Happy, happy.
Here, Guanqiao.
Guanqiao, that's enough!
Happy, happy.
What is it?
Happy, happy.
Yes, Guanqiao.
Yes, come here.
Yes, you came.
Yes, you came. Yes, you're smart.
Are you happy, Guanqiao?
Come here. Yes, you came.
Yes, you like it, Guanqiao?
You like it, you like it. Turn your face this way.
Let's do it. Let's do it, Guanqiao.
When it's "shy", it becomes "shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy..."
"Shy, shy, shy," right!
When you're excited, it becomes 'shy, shy,' right!
Wow, you look really wonderful.
She is cute, isn't she?
Gosh, she's got a fluffy on the mouth expression.
As we're gone from work, we spend more time together, sitting and talking, so she also yawns.
Really? What does she do?
She yawns.
I've only seen it a couple of times in the past two years, but it moves like a human being and does something like "haa haa haan".
It's rare to see it today, isn't it?
It's rare.
Is Mr. Shigematsu the only one who reacts to Gon- chan's song?
No, I go to some regular customers and say hello or something like that.
Really?!
When a customer sits over there and says "Gon- chan, Gon-chan", they go over there right away.
When I say "Gon-chan", they turn around and turn to me right away.
I have a little match with the customer and say "Gon- chan Gassen".
It came out!
Yes.
That's...
That's "Gon-chan Gassen".
I've been curious about it for a long time.
The one who makes me happy wins, or the one who makes me happy wins in the end.
Gon-chan!
Yes, Gon-chan!
Gon-chan!
You like me, don't you?
I want you!
Gon-chan!
I've already said that!
Good, good!
Gon-chan!
What do you think about me?
No, no, no.
Gon-chan, what do you think about me?
Gon-chan!
The audience is reacting!
And?
Yes, Gon-chan, yes!
- I'll go first. - You go first.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
Are you sure you won't win later?
I know I'll win even if I go first.
I'll be happy and snatch it away.
- That's the worst. - Yes.
- I'll snatch it away. - Okay.
Gon-chan, I'm here.
Gon-chan, is that you? Yes, it's me.
Yes, Gon-chan.
Gon-chan, it's me.
It's me, Gon-chan.
- It's me, Gon-chan. - Come here, Gon-chan.
- Are you kidding me?
Gon-chan.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
You snatched it away right away.
There's no one who can beat me yet.
- Really? - Yes.
- Everyone is a little frustrated. - Yes.
My daughter is the most frustrated.
- You have to beat me. - That's right.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
I heard about Gon-chan's fight.
- Are you losing everything? - Yes, I am.
- Will you come even if I greet you? - Of course I will.
Really?
Start!
Gon-chan.
Gon.
Gon-chan, come here.
Gon-chan, this way.
Right, Gon-chan?
You're so cute when you do this to Kure-chan.
She's coming!
You can't do this to me.
She's coming!
Gon-chan, come here.
I'm not confused!
Gon-chan, this way.
What's wrong, Gon-chan?
Gon-chan, come here.
She's coming!
Gon-chan, come here.
She's coming!
Gon-chan, come here.
Gon-chan, this way.
Gon-chan, come here.
Gon-chan, this way.
Gon-chan, come here.
Gon-chan, this way.
She's coming!
I'm so happy!
Gon-gon-gon!
The winner is Gon-chan!
I wanted you to win!
Me, too.
It was a good match today.
It was a good match.
Yes.
I could feel that you were confused.
Thank you.
I didn't know who you were.
You were so confused!
I'm perfectly confused now.
It's my first time seeing you like that!
That was it. That was the perfect reaction.
Really? You did it just now!
Really, Gon-chan? You're so lucky!
Amazing.
So, father, you must have something you'd like to know about Gon-chan, right?
I've been around for years, but I don't know anything about this girl or that girl.
Even though you know something about her?
Yes.
Hello!
Hello.
Good morning.
It's been a while. You must be busy.
I'm Tatsuya Oshika, principal of the school of fish.
Yes.
It's a school of fish in a place called Olympia High School.
It's a facility that does everything related to fish.
Does everyone go fishing?
Yes.
What kind of fish is this?
This is a red sea bream.
Red sea bream?
Red sea bream.
It's in the wind.
How long does it live?
It lives about ten years.
Really?
This Gon-chan seems to like you.
Well...
I don't think so.
She really likes me.
Really?
Let's go and see her.
Hello, Gon-chan.
How are you?
I'm happy.
She likes you, right?
Well...
"Well"...
I can tell you one thing for sure.
It may recognize your face.
What?
Does it recognize my face?
I don't know where it recognizes you.
For example, it recognizes your clothes, your face shape and size.
I'm sure I'll lose if I fight.
There is a way to win.
What?
The school of fish is a school of fish.
Let's do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I always win.
I'll keep winning like this.
Oh, dad!
My daughter's feelings!
I agree.
All right, let's do it.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
My husband is wearing a black T-shirt and I'm wearing dark blue underpants.
First of all, I'll pull you up.
My husband will take off his glasses.
Wow!
There's a technique from here.
Then, Gon-chan will do it.
Start!
Gon-chan! Gon-chan!
Do you know this?
His voice is loud.
And his voice is low.
His middle ear feels the fish.
Wow!
And his bigger ear feels the fish.
I see.
So...
Gon-chan!
His voice is low!
Gon-chan!
His voice is high!
His voice is low!
Gon-chan!
How is it?
Gon-chan!
He's nervous because he's not used to it.
I think he'll move if I do it normally.
Gon-chan!
Come here!
Come here, Gon-chan!
He's moving!
Come here, Gon-chan!
That's it! A little more!
Look at me!
Can I go now?
Gon-chan!
Wow!
Gon-chan!
I'll pull you up!
Wow!
I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy!
It's funny.
No, no.
It's funny.
No, no.
I'm sure you're used to it.
How was it?
It was good.
It's too early for that.
What do you think of me?
I love you.
What?
What is it?
Thank you.
I feel happy.
She's cute.
She is.
She's cute.
I don't know where it came from, but I'm sure Gon- chan recognizes her as a safe existence.
No, no.
She's amazing.
I thought you could win by using your general characteristics.
It sounded like an opera.
It was a little slippery.
That's not true!
It wasn't a strategy.
It was a blast.
Let's move on to the next request!
Okay, next is a request from a woman in Nara Prefecture.
Please investigate a certain creepy old man.
At about 10 p.m., there is an old man who always shouts "black! black!" while walking every night.
It's been over three years since I've seen that old man, but I haven't seen anything called "black" yet.
I've been wondering for three years what "black" is and whether "black" exists in the first place.
However, since that old man is mysterious, I'm afraid that my reputation will be exposed.
Therefore, I can't participate as a requester.
I'm sorry, but please investigate.
I understand how you feel.
Yes.
Actually, there's one more.
It's the same kind of request.
From a 31-year-old man who lives in Nara with the requestor earlier.
On a common road, at about 10 o'clock in the evening, there is an old man shouting "black! black!" and looking for something.
I first saw it about five years ago.
Sometimes there is a commotion and it's a little scary.
Please investigate what "black" is that the old man in Nara is looking for all night long.
Scary. Same person.
It's scary, isn't it?
And the requestors are both anonymous.
They're looking for "black" every night.
This is a little scary for detectives, too.
It's scary.
Did you find out what "black" was?
Please have a look.
Chief!
It's an incident!
In a quiet city in Nara Prefecture, there is a voice calling out "black! black!" all night long.
This time, we will find out the truth.
A mysterious old man's video has arrived from a requestor who gave up his appearance due to too much fear.
Scary, scary, scary.
Black! Black!
What? What? What?
Black! Black! Black!
Black!
Wow, wow, this is really scary!
They're really wandering around!
Wow, it's pitch black!
Black! Black! Black!
Wow, this is really scary!
Black! Black! Black! Black!
If it's only for one or two days, it's like...
It's like every night for five years!
I don't know what's going on in black!
Hello!
It's pretty scary, isn't it?
I don't know what's going on in black!
How old do you think it is?
I think it's about 70 years old.
It's usually around 10 at night.
But if you're looking for it,
would you make a mistake every day?
Right?
If you're looking for a pet,
isn't it weird to look for it every day?
That's right.
I've never seen it myself.
Or maybe it's something we can't see.
I wonder if you can see it.
The moment I saw the video,
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
Is that so?
Please be careful.
Let's ask people around here.
Hello.
Are you from around here?
Yes.
Around here, there are people in their 70s looking for black things.
Have you heard of it?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Somehow, I've heard of it.
Really?
Even when I'm at home, I sometimes hear it.
Have you seen it before?
No, I haven't.
I haven't seen it before.
Can you wait for me until about 10 o'clock?
In Igeri?
Yes.
Can I ask you something?
Can I?
Yes, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I know you can't do it at home.
But you can park here.
Thank you very much.
Do you think it's around here?
Yes, I think so.
This is the best position.
I'd like to wait for you here until about 10 o'clock.
If you agree with me, can you take a picture of me with this?
What is this?
It's a camera.
Is it a camera?
If you move in large numbers, you'll stand out.
Well, I guess you're right.
You can also move up and down as you like.
I'm scared.
What do you have in your hands?
In your imagination?
Do you have a camera or something like that?
Can you park here?
Not at all.
Not at all?
Can you park here?
Yes.
This is Kuro-chan.
- Excuse me. - Yes.
Oh, you scared me! You scared me!
Oh, what is it?
I think it's cold now, so please drink it.
You're very kind. Thank you very much.
It's usually dark, but it's like that every day.
Huh?
Yes!
Tuna! Tuna!
Tuna!
(laughs)
Now, I'm heading towards the mountains and shouting "black".
Scary...
What am I supposed to do?
I'm heading towards a residential area.
Scary...
What am I supposed to do?
I just went up a hill. I went up a sweaty path.
Scary...
I don't know the reason...
Am I looking for something?
I don't know anymore...
I can't... I can't do it...
Scary...
Black!
It's just fear.
Where is it going?
Is this someone's house?
It just went in normally.
Ah!
I'm sweating again.
What is this?
I can't find anything.
It's just floating in black.
Is this really dangerous?
Eh? What? What? What?
It went in again.
Is this okay?
Is this my house?
Ah...
It went in.
I know where the house is.
What should I do?
It's like that...
Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
This is the second time in such a short period of time.
But it's exactly the same thing.
Come back outside the house.
I'm really curious. What is black?
We've been back to the same house.
Aren't you going to ask me properly? Let's go.
We've been back to this house.
Excuse me.
Yes, yes. What is it?
Excuse me. Nice to meet you.
My name is Ishida, a detective of a program called "Night Scoop".
Yes.
Excuse me.
You've been looking for black, haven't you?
Yes.
What have you been looking for?
Cats.
Cats?
Have you been looking for cats you've been looking for for five years now?
I've been looking for them, and they come out every night.
I've been asking them to come out for five years.
They come out of Kawaii every night.
They always come back.
They don't come back.
They call me "black".
You've been looking for black that comes out every night.
Yes.
They come back the next day and show me their faces out of the window in the morning.
What? Wait a minute.
Have you ever been found when you've been looking for it every night?
No, I haven't.
Not even once.
But they come back in the morning.
You haven't been found even once.
Why do you look for it?
I'm worried about it.
That black cat.
I'm worried about it.
How old is it?
It's eighty years old.
Eighty years old?
Eighty years old.
What?
I'm sorry for calling you so late.
Oh, are you Ms. Mosume?
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry for calling you so late.
I know you think I'm weird.
Even if you tell me not to look for it, I can't help it.
Black! Black! Black! Black!
What do you think of a man like that?
Blue is blue.
Kudo-chan.
Good, good.
Kudo-chan, you came back.
Right, Kudo-chan? You came back.
I didn't know it was you, Neko-chan.
I'm so happy for you!
Five years ago, there were three of them.
One of them went somewhere, and one of them was attacked by a crow and died.
The old man saw it and was worried if he would be attacked if he went out at night.
He was calling you, so you came back in the morning.
Oh, I see.
You're so kind.
You called me "Kudo-chan" and "Gon-chan" too.
If you call me that, I'll come to you.
Kudo!
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from 31-year-old Shoko Nakamura who lives in Kyoto.
Please make my dream come true.
I want you to be able to enter the Taishouyu electric bath that I used to go to when I was young.
I think the Taishouyu electric bath has more electricity than other baths.
Just putting my hand in it makes my finger twitch and bend.
At the time, my grandmother often went in there because she looked comfortable,
so I thought I would be able to go in there when I grew up.
However, just putting my finger in it makes my whole body twitch and bend,
and I can't go in there for fear.
Therefore, I want you to let me go in the Taishouyu electric bath just once.
Please let me soak in the bath.
Do you like electric baths?
I'm not very good at electric baths.
Oh, really?
He also wanted to go in there for a long time,
but just putting his hand in it makes his finger twitch and bend.
That's right. He couldn't go in there because of his finger twitch and bend.
Did he manage to soak in the electric bath?
Let's watch the video!
How long have you been coming here?
I think I've been coming here since I was born.
Oh, I see.
But I can't do it with my fingers.
With your fingers?
I can't do it.
You're not saying you can't do it with your jacket?
I definitely can't do it.
I think my heart will stop if I wear a jacket.
This is Mr. Taisho-yu.
I'm sorry to say I can't do it right now, but I'd like you to open it before business hours.
Is it okay for you to do it here?
Excuse me.
It's been a while since I came here, and I was wondering if I could do it, but I couldn't do it.
If you put your right hand in it, it will tingle up to your left hand.
The electricity will run all over you.
And this is the boss.
Nice to meet you.
Are you his daughter?
Yes, I'm his daughter.
Nice to meet you.
Is the electric bath here stronger than expected?
I heard it's better than I thought.
You heard it's better than you thought.
Have you ever been tickled and carried away?
No, I haven't.
So it's not stronger than you thought, is it?
Are you weak against electricity?
No, I don't think so.
You can go into other baths.
What? You can go into other electric baths?
Yes, you can.
You've changed your mind.
So it's obviously stronger here.
I think so.
By the way, how long have you been doing this bath?
It's been about 51 years.
There's been an electric bath for 550 years and the setting hasn't changed.
I think so.
People who have passed out will not be able to do it.
By the way, what should we do to reach the goal?
Let's do it slowly.
Don't just do it with your hands.
Let's do it with a lot of leisure.
Let's say "nice scoop" and reach the goal.
There is an unusually strong possibility.
It's impossible.
Let's do it right away.
How long have you been doing this bath?
I'm scared.
I'm nervous.
I'm too scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm scared.
I'll do a bungee jump.
What?
Bungee jump and bungee?
Let's do it like bungee jumping.
Wait a minute.
Why?
Mr. Taki and Mr. Yamada, who are in charge of physics and science at the Knight's Club.
Nice to meet you.
We've been thinking about how we can learn from each prefecture.
First of all, Mr. Yamada.
The first thing you learn about electricity is ohm's law.
If you increase your body temperature, electricity will flow less.
If you increase your body temperature, ion will flow out of your body.
If you lower ion's level, water will flow out of your body.
If you take out water and pee, ion will flow out of your body.
If you don't know how to drink water, you won't learn anything.
Maybe it's not good.
You don't like water, do you?
Maybe it's not good.
But if you drink water and pee, ion will flow out of your body.
If you don't know how to drink water, you won't learn anything.
For example, you're a young man.
It's classic.
You're a young man who's been stimulated by another nerve.
How is it?
It hurts.
Does electricity hurt more?
My face hurts more.
Does electricity hurt more?
If you turn on the electricity in this state, you'll be fine, right?
You're focusing on this, right?
Right?
My face hurts.
Ouch!
Which one?
This one.
Which one?
Why?
My face hurts. My face hurts.
My face hurts.
I can do it. I can do it.
I can't do it.
Mr. Yamada, how is it?
Can you drink water?
Wow, you can drink water.
You can drink water.
Great.
It's 500 ml.
I'm not good at drinking water, but I feel like I'm washing clothes.
I feel like I'm washing clothes.
I don't know if it's because of my hands.
Can I drink water?
I don't know how strong it is.
Well, then...
Wow, you can drink a lot of water.
I think we can drink more water than we usually do.
Mr. Yamada, what do you think?
Well, I'm glad you didn't drink water.
Be careful of what you say.
I've been hit by a 800 volt electric current before.
It's a trauma for me.
I'll go next.
It's strong!
I caught it in an instant!
Catch it!
It's strong!
I caught it in an instant!
Catch it!
I caught it in an instant!
I think it's stronger than others.
I usually go for an electric blow, but I've never done it like this.
Electric blow of gratitude seems to be purified.
It's easy for me to say difficult things.
Because it's fast.
Mr. Yamada, please give us your second report.
This is also part of my study.
Kirchhoff's high speed.
Is there such a thing?
Kirchhoff?
Kirchhoff.
Kirchhoff's high speed.
If you make a circuit that flows outside of the current flowing to the client,
the current flowing to the client will be reduced.
I see.
If you disperse the current flowing to the client,
you can do it.
Kirchhoff's high speed.
Is there such a thing?
Mr. Yamada, please give us your second report.
Is there such a thing?
It's decreasing, isn't it?
It's decreasing.
How is it?
It's decreasing for me, too.
As soon as I got up, it was raining a lot.
It's raining a lot.
It's raining like hell.
It's raining a lot.
Electricity is running out.
It's raining a lot.
Let's make one here.
If we can get in, we can go out three times in a row.
So we can enter.
OK.
Let's go?
I'll go.
I'm sorry to say this, but the timing...
It's out.
No, no.
Now that you've moved forward, the ion value should be falling.
I'll go back to the ohm's direction.
But it's a little better.
It's better, right?
Is it better?
Is it possible?
I might be able to.
Can you do it?
Then let's go further.
Now, the ion value is falling.
And if it's possible, it will be even better.
Then it will be much better.
I think so, too.
Well, my friends on this line.
Yes?
Do you like electricity?
I like electricity.
What kind of electricity do you like?
Well, it feels good.
Does it feel good?
It's fine.
Wow, it's white.
Wow, it's hot.
Use it well and put it in a night scoop and you're done.
It's falling a lot.
Go, go, go.
Wow, it's coming.
Wow, wow.
Wow.
I did it.
Put your hands in it, too.
Put your hands in it.
Use your hands.
Put your hands in it.
Hurry up and put your hands in it.
Help me.
Put your hands in it.
Help me.
I'm sorry.
Are you satisfied?
Next time, take my family and put your hands in it.
Thank you for your hard work.
It would be nice if there were a lot of people.
That's right.
It's a Kirchhoff broadcast.
Also, I think it's pretty easy to feel the electricity passing through.
Mr. Tani is fine, but I've already caught it.
There is such a difference.
I think it's easy for people to feel it.
It may have come from various places.
Yes.
Now, this program is made possible by everyone's requests.
For those of you who approved the request, we will give you this detective notebook.
So, let's meet again next time.
Thank you very much.
Please send in as many questions you have on a daily basis to this detective office.
Your request can be sent to the address you see or to the program homepage.
Answer me!
It's leeks.
It's a pot.