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It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
In a complicated and complicated modern society,
we put sharp eyes and
no matter what happens,
we will definitely become famous!
Detective Night Scoop!
I'm your director, Matsumoto Kito!
And...
I'm your secretary, Masuda Saori!
At this detective office,
we follow the requests of our viewers
and immediately dispatch our best detectives
and pursue the truth!
Wow, what a perfect start!
What are you trying to do?
I'm the one who bit you!
You're the one who bit me!
You're barely making it!
I know you're going to say it, so...
Let's start with our first request of the day.
Okay.
Our first request is from a wife of a 38-year-old man
who lives in Okayama Prefecture.
"I've been scared of heights since I was little,
and I'm terrified of heights as high as there's no fog.
I thought I'd be okay once I grew up,
but as I get older, I'm more and more scared of heights.
Did I receive such blood?
My 16-year-old son,
at the entrance of the haunted house,
takes off his waist and runs away with his whole body.
He's more scared than me!
Yet he puts himself on the shelf and
makes fun of my fear and scares me.
It's so disgusting and I can't stand it!
So, here's our request.
"At the haunted house, I'll become a ghost,
scare my son as much as I can, and make him say 'gahun'!"
Thank you for your request.
That's our request.
Our request is from Mr. Shimizu.
Anyway, I'm terrified of heights.
Basically, you can't be a ghost.
Also, at night, in dark places, you can't do that either.
Also, in small places, you can't do that either.
Your 16-year-old son is there,
making fun of you and scaring you.
But you're scared of heights, too!
You put yourself on the shelf and scare your mother.
You can't stand it!
Now, can you make your son say "gahun"?
Please watch!
Now, we're at Eiga-mura in Kyoto Uzumasa.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
You're scared, aren't you?
In Kansai, when you say "scary" or "haunted house",
you're talking about Eiga-mura's haunted house in front of you.
It's a place where professionals work.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
But first...
Mr. Shimizu...
I don't know how scary it is.
Why don't you go in there by yourself?
And have fun.
Okay.
What is this doll you're holding?
It's not me.
What is it?
It's next to me. Look.
Oh, this is it!
This is the doll!
Welcome!
Wow, it's warm. It's warm.
No, it's not warm! It's the air conditioning!
It's the air conditioning problem!
It's really warm.
Okay, I'm going in.
Okay.
Welcome!
Excuse me!
Can I have my husband's shirt?
Your husband's shirt?!
Why do you want his shirt?!
If you leave me like this, I'll get a curse and your husband's smell.
You'll calm down if you smell your husband?!
I'm scared...
She brought her husband's shirt and a curse.
I'm scared...
Wait a minute...
I'm scared...
I don't like it...
It's locked in here!
I don't like it...
Why is he standing there?
Why did you come back?!
Why is he standing there?!
I'm scared... I'm surprised...
Why did you come back?!
I don't like it...
If you were scared, you could have surprised me.
Did you go in?
Did you go in, Shinichi?!
Yes, I did. Don't move! Don't move!
This person is definitely a person!
I knew it!
Don't come back!
I don't like it!
It's a haunted house, so...
I'm sure it's a person!
Probably a person is in there!
If it's a person, you shouldn't go in!
It's a haunted house, so...
No, no...
I can't do it. I can't do it right now.
What's impossible?!
Wait a minute...
I'm scared...
With your husband's help, let's smell your husband.
Wait a minute, I'm scared...
Let's smell him and calm down.
Please.
Calm down...
50%.
Do you think your son is scared?
He is scared.
Even when we walk together at night, he is as surprised as me.
When someone comes out, or when a bicycle comes out...
When I say "wow", he says "wow" too.
As a mother's heart, I feel sorry for him if he feels like me.
So I want to help him.
What did your son say to you today?
Did he say anything about the night scoop?
Yes, he did.
I got a text and got a call all of a sudden.
I was wondering if my son was fooled.
The TV station contacted you?
Yes, they contacted me.
I'm the only one who thinks I can overcome my fear.
Is that what you think your son said?
Do you want to scare your son in the end?
I didn't say that.
He won't come.
I want to become a ghost and surprise my son.
Can you do that?
That's it.
You were quite scared just now, weren't you?
You can do that?
I'm going to give you a kick.
He is Mr. Nishimura, the actor.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
It's like this.
I'm scared.
You can do that, can't you?
Yes, I can.
You bastard!
It's fun.
If you say "bastard", you can't die.
If you run away, you're a monster.
That's right.
If you get closer with your eyes wide open...
Bastard!
Don't move and hold your breath.
If you get closer, you'll come.
If you get closer, you'll stop like a doll.
Bastard!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you Shun-kun? - Yes, I am.
- I heard you're trying to overcome your fear of heights. - Yes, I am.
- I was wondering if you could help me out for the last time. - Help you out?
- Yes, I'm filming at Uzumasa. - Uzumasa?
- Yes. - I see. Can I ask my dad?
- Yes, ask your dad. - Yes.
- If you ask your dad, he'll say yes. - Yes.
- The ghost makeup is done. It's perfect, Shimizu - san. - Yes.
- You haven't seen it yet, right? - No, I haven't.
- I'll show you. - Yes.
- It's done beautifully like this. - Wow, amazing!
- Oh, it was like this! - Yes, it is.
- I'm a little excited now! - Yes.
- Thank you, senpai! - Yes, your senior actress will do it for you.
- Wow! - Can you be a little more careful?
- Senpai, wait! - Yes.
- She's giving you a lecture on how to work. - Are you alone from here?
- I thought you'd be with me until the show. - I'm a little scared of you, senpai.
- Oh, I'm scared! - The audience will now enter this haunted house.
- Not yet?! - Shimizu-san, it's a ghost, so be quiet!
- What are you saying?! I can't hear you!
- They're here! The two of them are here!
- You bastard!
- I'm not scared at all! I'm not scared at all!
- I'm depressed! I'm crying! I'm crying!
I'm depressed! I'm crying! I'm depressed! I'm crying!
She's singing "I'm depressed!"
This is my chance! This is my chance!
What should I do? What should I do?
I did it!
Shibuji-san, Shibuji-san!
I was so happy!
I'm happy, but you were crying and laughing so hard! I don't know what you were going through!
But I'm getting used to it!
That's right! Because you were alone in that space!
It depends on how you think!
Yes!
Do you understand?
Yes!
Shun-kun!
Yes!
Please come in!
I'm Takeyama.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! I'm Takeyama!
You were able to overcome your depression!
Yes!
Are you that scared?
When I say "I'm depressed!", I get really scared!
Oh, I see!
Yes!
It's fun to scare you sometimes!
Yes!
I like to scare people!
If you could go around by yourself...
Yes!
Wouldn't it be better to overcome your depression?
Yes!
I'd like you to scare me and cooperate with me!
Yes! With pleasure!
May I?
Yes!
I'll put you in a cage!
Yes!
I'll put you in a cage!
It's complete!
It's dark in there, so I don't think you can see it...
Here! Here!
I'll crouch down and...
Like this?
Like this!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's dark in there!
Shun-kun!
I'm going!
Go from the back and...
Scare me!
I'll go in from the back!
Quietly!
Two scared parents and two scared children are trying to scare each other in a ghost form of the two of them alone.
Now I understand!
Now my mother is crouching and shining.
It's coming! My mother is coming!
Less than two meters away!
Now it's coming! It's coming!
Now it's close!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
No! No!
It's coming!
Mother, let's go further!
It's completely different!
I didn't know there were such scared children out there!
I thought you did your best!
I thought you did your best for me!
I was moved!
But this is a little too serious and cruel!
Next, you two will cooperate and overcome one thing!
Not yet?!
It's definitely there! I'm already sitting!
The princess is being caught in the back, but please help her!
It's completely there!
What should we do?
What are you doing?!
Seriously, putting tomatoes in a place like this is crazy!
Hurry up and do it!
You, come here!
What are you doing?!
It's a face shield!
I'll take it off!
It's definitely there!
Nanoha! Nanoha!
Nanoha!
Yes!
I'm a local idol...
Local idol and local talent, Nanoha!
Oh, Nanoha, you're really fast!
What? What? What did you say?
Knock! Knock!
Knock!
It's okay, I'm your senior.
Knock!
Why?!
Knock!
Wait!
Why are you so fast?!
I left it there!
Last one!
You helped her with all your strength!
That's right!
This is the bond of a parent and child, Nanoha!
Nanoha, shut up!
Shut up!
Chaos! Chaos!
I'm really sorry about the last one!
The last one is...
Well...
Our intention is...
The princess is Nanoha!
Nanoha!
Nanoha is not Nanoha!
She's actually called Emi-chan.
About two meters away from the tree...
Emi-chan...
Takes it herself...
Somehow, Nanoha!
And chases her parent and child!
And when she chases them...
A ghost hiding in a barn appears...
And it becomes a scissor fight!
That's what they were explaining...
But Nanoha-chan doesn't leave the tree at all!
Boss...
I'm so sick of it!
For me, that scene was the scariest!
Let's move on to the next request!
Yes, the next request is from...
Masayuki Asuma, 37 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives!
I love battles...
And I like to go on battle expeditions every weekend...
But...
The first time I went to Omiya Onsen in Moriguchi City...
I was shocked by something I've never experienced before...
And that's...
The power of the jet bus in front of you...
It's ridiculously strong!
If you press a button...
The jet will keep coming out for one minute...
But...
If you don't grab it by the handle...
It's so strong that it'll blow away...
The impact on your back and you can't stand the pain and you'll run away in the middle of it.
It's like you're being hit on your back all the time.
I tried that jet bus several times, but I couldn't hold it for five seconds and I regretted it and retired.
I don't know how to stand it with my own strength, so please help me.
It's like "Knights Club".
That's right. This jet bus is amazing.
So you want to stand it. You want to stand it for one minute.
You'll know what happened when you see it.
That's right.
Everyone, you'll know what happened when you see it.
It's like a show, isn't it?
Jet bus.
I love to go to the bathhouse myself.
I often go to the bathhouse.
That jet bus was so painful.
If I had to say, it was so painful that I couldn't stand it.
No one can do that.
It's hard if you put money in it.
That's why you try to stand it.
Can you stand it, Abe?
No, I can't stand it.
I tried to stand it somehow, but I couldn't stand it anymore.
I tried to stand it for a minute or so, but I couldn't stand it anymore.
Somehow.
It's like "Huh?"
I'm counting on you.
I'm serious.
I think you'll be shocked.
Is it here?
That's right. It's here.
Hello.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Is this the jet bus?
Yes, Hyper Jet.
Hyper Jet?
Yes.
I've been here for a long time.
It was really tough.
I couldn't stand it.
You couldn't stand it, could you?
Which one is it?
That's it. That's where the name is written.
Oh, that's it.
It says "Futtobi".
Futtobi.
It says "Futtobi".
Maybe it's written there.
You'll know if you experience it.
Hyper Jet Bus.
You can stand it here.
Which one do you press?
You press that button.
This one?
I'll press it.
Wait a minute.
It says "Futtobi".
Wait a minute.
Okay, press it.
I'll press it.
What is this?
It's already in the ass and nose, so you can push it up, right?
Then please receive it.
May I ask you?
Please.
Ouch!
Let's do it with this blasted sushi robes!
All right!
What the hell is this?
It's broken down so easily!
Let's see if we can stand it.
All right!
Let's do it!
You've done so much, you sure you're fine?
Of course I am!
It's a big challenge!
It's a big adventure!
I can't take it anymore.
Hang in there!
I'll hang in there!
It's almost over.
It hurts!
Ow! Ow, ow!
Taigo! It hurts!
Ow, ow, ow!
Tasuku! It hurts!
Katsuki! I can't take this!
Katsuki! Ow, ow, ow!
Taigo! It hurts!
Ow, ow, ow!
You can take it, right?
I didn't want this to happen.
Does it hurt?
It hurts!
It hurts?
It hurts!
It's not like I thought it would be like that, it's not like it's fixed and you can stand it.
After all, it hurts, but it's that pressure, isn't it?
That's right.
So, for example, that waterfall training that falls from above.
Oh, yes, yes, I see it a lot.
If you were an old man, you would have lived like this.
Are you an old man?
That's right.
On the contrary, I think I'll be able to stand it like this for a long time.
I'm getting used to it.
Oh, thank you for coming.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
That waterfall training has already been released.
I'm always doing it.
Actually, I want you to get on the jet bus.
It hurts a lot when we get in.
I still have a lot of evil thoughts in my body.
If you ignore it, you won't feel pain.
It's okay.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, thank you for your cooperation.
I'm going to die.
But I can't do it at all.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
Impossible.
Why did you make it like that?
That tough one.
Impossible.
Attraction.
Attraction?
Is there anyone who can do it?
Would you say this is a customary in Uichin?
Yes, yes.
Would you call a regular?
Yes.
Hello.
What are you doing here?
I was called here, but what are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
This is a customary in Uichin.
When?
Is it always like this?
Yes, it is.
What?
It's customary in Uichin.
I see.
It hurts a little.
Can you stand it?
Yes, I can stand it.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
You can do it, right?
I'm going to do it.
You're amazing.
You don't move.
I was aiming for this.
It doesn't hurt.
Not at all.
It's different from a regular.
Wow!
It was really painful.
It was painful.
What?
It was not painful.
What?
It was not painful.
It was really amazing.
If you have any tips, please tell me.
I don't have any tips.
It's not painful.
Yes.
It's painful.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Spread your legs wider and turn your head.
I see.
It's painful when you turn your back.
Is it OK?
It's OK.
If you turn your back and turn your head, it will come forward.
I see.
Shall we start?
Yes.
Go ahead!
Go! Go! Go!
It's still raining.
Go home with water.
Go home!
Damn you!
Go home!
Don't scream!
Go home!
Not a word...
Go home!
...or I'll blow you up.
Not a word and I'll blow you up!
Go home!
Alright! Let's do it!
I knew it wouldn't work.
Do it for us! Do it for both of us!
Wait! Just a little more!
I can do it. I can do it.
Yeah, I feel like I'm getting closer.
If you're fired up, you can do it.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Gem.
- Be careful. - I'll do my best.
- Do your best! - I will!
- Let's do it! - I will!
It's working!
Just a little more.
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- It's not good! - Do your best!
- I'm doing my best! - Do your best!
- Do your best!
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- Just a little more! - It hurts!
You've been doing it for a long time!
- It's working! - It hurts!
- Nothing is impossible here! - It's working!
- It's working!
- It hurts!
- It's working! - It's working!
- I don't think I can do it anymore. - Yeah.
- I want to think I can do it normally. - Yeah.
- You've become a man. - Yeah, I've become a man.
- You've become a man. - Yeah.
- I'll do it for you. - Yeah.
- Okay, then I'll do it for you.
- Thank you. - Thank you. - Okay.
- Thank you for doing it for me, Mr. Seto. - Okay.
- Now... - Yes.
- It's working! - It's working!
- Wow. - What are you doing with that computer?!
- It's working! - Even if I go in, I get blown away!
- What?! - What?!
- It gets taken to my butt. - Yeah.
- That's why it just floats away. - Ah...
- Does it come out from below, too?! - Yeah, that...
- Just when I'm sitting like this and being pushed like this... - Yeah.
- My butt becomes like this. - Ah...
- It just hits there. - Ah, it hurts.
- It's working. - It's working. - It's working. - It's working.
It's really heated up!
Okay, let's move on to the last request of the day.
Yes! The last request is from a company employee from Hyogo Prefecture, Mr. Murata Atsushi who is 36 years old.
I always enjoy watching it.
I have a son who is in 6th grade and a daughter who is in 2nd grade.
This time, I had them request about money problems that 2nd graders have.
The other day, my older brother's signal was 2,000 yen, and my daughter's ring was 1,600 yen, and we ended up buying game software for 3,600 yen.
When I went to the store, I watched them pay outside the store.
I thought the two of them would come out of the store in good spirits after buying the game,
and my daughter's ring looked very unhappy, and my brother took my 1,000 yen.
She said she had taken the ring, and she was in a bad mood.
After that, when I asked them about payment in detail, there was no problem,
but it seemed like a payment method that my daughter could not agree with.
After returning home, my daughter told my daughter that my brother had not taken the money and that it was not wrong for the ring to return to my brother,
but they did not understand me at all.
Detective, can you convince my daughter somehow?
If you ask me only this, you don't know very well, do you?
Everyone, I will explain this a little.
First of all, this is it.
My brother's ring is 2,000 yen, and my sister's ring is 1,600 yen, and they decide to buy it.
In fact, on that day, my brother had only 10,000 yen in his shop, and he did not have 2,000 yen in his shop.
So they put out 10,600 yen at the counter in the shop, but the shopkeeper said, "I don't need 1,000 yen."
"After all, I will return it," and it was returned.
So in the end, they put out 16,000 yen and returned 7,000 yen.
And of course, that ring is also my brother's, isn't it?
That's it!
My brother took my 1,000 yen.
I see.
The person who shows me the 1,000 yen that Rin- chan gave me says, "I don't need this 1,000 yen."
And she returns it to my brother.
I see.
But when she sees it, "Huh? The 1,000 yen I gave you, why is it with my brother?"
I see.
And all of the 7,000 yen that came back are with my brother.
All of it!
All of it is with my brother!
I see.
What am I?
It's hard to explain.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard for a little kid like me.
I'm going to solve the problem right away.
I'm going to show you what happened.
You bought a game, right?
Yes.
The two of you.
How much did your brother give you?
2,000 yen.
And you, Rin-chan?
1,600 yen.
And you bought a game.
Yes.
And you thought it was weird, didn't you, Rin- chan?
Shin-chan took 1,000 yen.
Yes.
Can you show us again what you explained to Rin- chan?
Yes, I understand.
So, how much was the game?
3,600 yen.
That's right.
The store owner said, "Give me 3,600 yen."
And how much did you give, Rin-chan?
3,600 yen.
How much did you give, Shin-chan?
10,000 yen.
You only had 10,000 yen in your wallet, so you gave out 10,600 yen in total, right?
Yes.
"It's okay now," he said.
And this is what the believer took.
How much do you have here now?
16,000 yen.
16,000 yen, right.
How much was the game?
3,600 yen.
That's right.
Then how much did you deduct?
That's right.
So you paid 16,000 yen...
and returned the 7,000 yen you took with you to Shin-chan.
You took out 10,000 yen...
and since Shin-chan has 8,000 yen here...
you paid Shin-chan 2,000 yen that you first sold her.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know here.
You don't know here, do you?
No.
I don't agree with you at all.
Is this strange?
What's strange about it?
The fact that I didn't pay the 1,000 yen.
You didn't use the 1,000 yen you gave her.
You took it out and returned it.
That's strange.
You took it out and returned it.
Then it became Shin-chan's.
Even though you gave it to her.
Did Shin-chan take it?
This part is hard to understand.
Do you have a feeling of "my 1,000 yen"?
I don't know if it's weird that it's going to your brother's house.
It's weird.
We usually only spend cold money.
But your 1,000 yen is really a feeling of "my 1,000 yen".
It's a passionate 1,000 yen.
I want you to feel refreshed.
You want to know, don't you?
Your house is full of toys, isn't it?
Let's use real money.
Brother, here is your 1,000 yen.
Let's turn back the clock.
And this is your 1,600 yen.
Brother spent 10,000 yen.
What about you, Rin-chan?
1,600 yen.
What about video games?
3,600 yen.
What happens if you subtract 1,600 yen from 3,600 yen?
8,000 yen.
It's 8,000 yen.
But whose 8,000 yen is it?
Is it your brother's?
Don't you know why?
You don't know why he spent 8,000 yen, do you?
I see.
It's difficult.
Let's subtract 10,000 yen.
10,000 yen is...
10,000 yen.
You know it very well.
Let's subtract 10,000 yen.
But the shopkeeper said, "It's okay."
Please take it.
That's strange, isn't it, Rin-chan?
Do you have a pencil?
Let's make it easier to understand.
It's easy to understand.
This is your 1,600 yen.
The shopkeeper didn't like it because it went like this.
I'll put it in, Rin-chan.
I'll put it in.
Isn't it the same?
Is there a difference?
It's the same 1,000 yen, isn't it?
Yes.
And likewise, the shopkeeper will say, "Oh, this is 1,000 yen," right?
Yes.
And? How much did you get from here?
3,000 yen.
Yes, 3,000 yen. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Rin-chan's 1,000 yen.
Who did you give this money to?
The storekeeper?
Yes, the storekeeper.
Rin-chan's 1,000 yen went in there.
Rin-chan's 1,000 yen and Rin-chan's 1,000 yen are the same, so the storekeeper happened to return Rin-chan's 1,000 yen.
It's no good.
I'm looking at Rin-chan's 1,000 yen right now.
Is that weird?
That.
Oh, is that weird?
I see.
Is it weird for the storekeeper to have money that doesn't go to him when he's exchanging money?
Oh, I see.
Dad.
Yes.
It's difficult.
Maybe you're doing what I'm explaining again.
That's right.
Brother, didn't you have 2,000 yen at that time?
Didn't you only have 10,000 yen?
I see.
I asked my mother for the amount.
To your mother?
And you changed it there, so you don't have 1,000 yen anymore.
Yes.
I asked my mother for the amount.
Did you need it for something?
That's why it's like this!
I don't know how to calculate it with an adult's head.
Can you do it?
Have you ever explained it to Rin-chan?
I haven't.
You haven't?
Rin-chan's ideas are closer to your thoughts.
It's possible that it will be transmitted.
Rin-chan brought 1,600 yen, so you don't have it.
You don't have it, do you?
Yes.
Let's say you got it from the book.
You got 1,000 yen here, right?
But if you pay 10,000 yen, you'll have 7,000 yen next.
You'll have 8,000 yen next.
If you had it, you'd only have 7,000 yen.
You'd have paid 3,000 yen.
But you'll get Rin-chan's 1,000 yen, so you'll pay Rin- chan's 1,000 yen more.
Instead of this?
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
You're smiling a lot.
You're smiling at the moment you got it.
Your face is swollen.
Rin-chan, you got it, right?
I've never seen you like that!
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
What made you feel better?
I thought you were paying me 1,600 yen.
That's right!
At first, I gave you 1,000 yen, didn't I?
You gave it to your brother, didn't you?
But you paid me instead of me.
That's why...
I'm paying you for this.
And you and your dad...
You were talking weird, weren't you?
You made it hard for me to understand, didn't you?
I thought you weren't good at explaining,
so I was recording you explaining.
Did you wait for me to come in, Shin-chan?
I was about to come in, but you said, "Wait a minute."
You said, "Okay, okay. Don't make it complicated."
That's right, that's right!
That's where you made a mistake.
You took Shin-chan's dad and your mother who had an affair with you.
I think that theory is your freedom.
But first of all, do you have 1,000 yen?
You don't have it!
Did you feel better?
Yes!
It's solved!
I'm glad you let me do it.
Two Japanese detectives didn't do anything, but I didn't do anything either!
What did you two detectives do today?
You're the only one who worked.
You're still playing the game you two won.
Shin-chan solved it for you.
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Huh? Something's coming together.