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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite I take off everything around the bed and untie the secret room only for weekends.
I keep chasing your cheek and I catch you. I keep chasing your cheek and I catch you.
I kiss you only at this moment and more than ever.I kiss you only at this moment and more than ever.
It's time for "Detective Nightscoop".
A detective nightscoop where we put sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly investigate various mysterious questions.
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto.
And...
I'm your reporter, Saori Masuda.
Tonight's "Nightscoop" is a one-year special for viewers and detectives who survived COVID-19.
Last April, the state of emergency was announced and it's been exactly one year.
I think it's been a tough year for detectives and staff, but it's finally been a year.
According to "Nightscoop", viewers don't have to watch TV when things are tough.
But every week, we have 400 to 500 requests for "Detective Nightscoop".
We've been getting those requests for a long time.
When we think about it, we feel like we have to do our job as detectives.
How do you feel about this year of COVID-19?
To be honest, I feel a little frustrated.
I wish we could do more.
It's hard to keep social distance and do this show.
If we could open it earlier, it would be twice as fun.
Today, we'd like to introduce you to the one and only "Detective Nightscoop".
Please enjoy.
This is a request from Seira Watanabe, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is 13 years old and a first-year middle school student.
I love Godzilla so much.
I collect a lot of figures.
I love Godzilla so much that I want to get married in the future.
Therefore, I have a request.
I want to go on a date with Godzilla just for one day.
That's what Detective Minilla said.
Mr. Mazumu!
It's funny enough to come out in front of you.
Did you have a date with Godzilla?
Seira-chan, thank you.
First of all, it's amazing, all of a sudden.
You love all of Godzilla, don't you?
Godzilla.
Yes, it's my favorite movie series.
Is it completely different?
It's cool.
Godzilla's legs are thin and cool.
His legs are certainly thick.
You can also hear Godzilla's roar.
With your favorite Godzilla...
I want a date.
What I want to do with Godzilla...
What you want to do with Godzilla?
I want to be born!
I used it up.
I want to be born!
Because it's M.KISS?
Anything else?
Hug the princess.
Hug the princess, right?
Imagine it now.
If you don't imagine it in reality...
It won't succeed.
It's a story.
Is Godzilla in front of you now?
He is.
And hug the princess, right?
Yes, I lifted it up!
How do you feel?
"I'm dying." "Hug the princess, right?"
"There's a kiss too." "Yes." "You want to kiss?" "Yes, I do!" "You want to kiss?" "Yes!" "You want to kiss?" "Yes, I do!" "You want to kiss?" "Yes, I do!" "Sorry, but you want to kiss?" "Yes, I do!"
"Where do you like it?" "The sea of fire in Tokyo." "The sea of fire?" "The sea of fire in Tokyo?"
"Is it like that when you kiss Godzilla in real life?" "What would you do if Godzilla kissed you in real life?"
"Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to go even further?" "Do you want to
go even further?"
Do you want to go even further?
Calm down, Seira-chan. Go calm down.
Breathe in and out and become like a dead whale.
Don't worry, Godzilla.
Are you okay, Seira-chan?
Seira-chan, are you okay?
Go?
Calm down.
It's huge. Wow.
Seira-chan, Seira-chan.
Calm down, Seira-chan.
You're touching it too much.
You can't go inside the house.
You can't go up because it's too big.
Ah, hello.
Ah.
I'm Seira's grandpa.
Ah, you're my grandpa?
Yes.
I thought you were Minira.
Grandpa.
We're going on a date now.
Yes.
Should we prepare for the date?
There must be a lot, girls.
Excuse me, grandpa.
Which one? I'll be back soon.
I'll go by myself for Godzilla.
Okay.
Oh, right. This is for grandpa, right?
Yes. Seira made grandpa's part for me, but Godzilla's part is too much.
You're the worst.
You're the worst man I've ever met.
I thought you were Godzilla.
You're human, so you're human.
No, I'm not.
"Everyone in "Curie" love humans."
No, Godzilla is human.
Yes, it's hard.
My hands are really shaking.
My hands are shaking.
Heavy and nervous.
My hands are shaking.
We are now at Awaji Island's Godzilla Museum.
We have been cooperating with Toho's Miyagaki-san for a long time.
We have hired him.
Thank you very much.
It's really just Godzilla and Sairajian.
My brother is here too.
I'm sorry.
No problem.
Have a good day.
He is waiting for you.
He is a good man.
Then...
Let's go.
Meeting scene.
You can't talk to Godzilla.
Two adult tickets.
Do you need Godzilla tickets?
Wow.
Sairajian is excited about the museum.
Godzilla, wait.
Let me see you.
Wait.
Godzilla...
I want to see you.
Grandpa, wait.
Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa.
Grandpa.
It's too crowded.
It's just you and me.
I'm sorry.
I don't have anything to say.
I'm sorry.
It's a little awkward.
You've never been to that person's museum.
No, I haven't.
You fought with Destoroyah, didn't you?
Was he strong?
That's good.
Can I hold your hand?
Can I hold your hand? Can I hold your hand?
He's very active.
You've grown up.
You're good.
I'm about to cry.
We used to go to the park together.
My grandson and I.
Godzilla and me shopping.
Do you like me?
She stepped in. She raised her right hand!
She raised it like a goal.
That's a great question. It's straight.
She can only throw it straight.
She loves me. She raised her right hand.
I can't stop crying, grandpa.
We've moved to a sandy beach in the evening.
This is the last time, Sera-chan.
Tell us everything you want to say and do.
Godzilla is waiting for you.
I can't throw it straight.
That's too cool!
You can do it!
That's wonderful.
It's like a trendy drama, isn't it?
Godzilla!
Throw me away!
Let's go!
Is it a collision practice style?
She threw me away!
Your wife is being thrown away by Godzilla!
Thank you!
Can you give me a hug, too?
What a refreshing practice!
Oh, a hug!
I'm so happy!
Can you give me a real kiss, too?
She kissed me!
She kissed me so hard!
You can kiss me until you die!
And...
I want you to hug me as hard as you can!
Wow!
It's like a movie!
Did you hear that?
She said it with a loud voice!
She said it with a loud voice so that Godzilla could hear her feelings!
She said it!
Thank you!
She said it!
Can I ask you one last thing?
What is it?
In the future...
Marry me!
She proposed to Godzilla!
Please!
Godzilla, what's your answer?
Do you want me to raise my right arm?
No?
Godzilla is confused!
No?
It's not an answer!
He nodded a little!
You nodded a little, didn't you?
- Seira-chan. - Yes.
It's time.
You don't want to leave me, do you?
You really like me, don't you?
How was it?
- I was happy. - You were happy, weren't you?
How was Seira-chan's effort?
I didn't think you'd do this much.
- Yes, you did a good job. - You did a good job, really.
You're recording yourself!
While Grandpa was talking!
You did a good job! Grandpa was praising you!
Seira!
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was dying.
Grandpa's tears didn't make much sense.
It's a growth.
I felt like I was going to die.
It's a growth.
I know, but it's not like now.
We have a request from a self-employed 42-year-old researcher from Sugioka, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
We would like you to investigate the mysterious phenomenon of Siri on the iPhone.
When you call "bees", "tree" and "age",
Siri does not answer "age", but answers as if the traffic speed is accelerating.
By the way, when you try "downtown", "tree" and "age",
you will hear the same "downtown" sound, and it seems that the length of the sound changes depending on the combination of searching.
Would you like to investigate which combination answers "downtown" as if the traffic speed is accelerating for a long time?
"Siri" is the name of a population area.
And for example, if you say "Hey Siri, what's the weather like tomorrow?",
it will tell you "it's sunny".
For some reason, you will hear the sound of the traffic speed accelerating.
What?
Wait a minute.
Is it okay for me to say only this?
It's not "koneta", it's "koneta".
It's "koneta"!
What is this?
Everyone in the studio is definitely telling me that it's "koneta" when I'm dancing.
Well, let's do it.
Please.
Let's judge it with that example, the effect of "koneta".
Bees, Matsumoto, age...
Okay, let's do it.
"Hey Siri, bees, matsumoto, age...
Yes, bees, matsumoto, age...
We found out about it.
Please check it.
That one?
It was ringing, for sure.
Like a racing car's accelerator.
Age, age, age... It was ringing, for sure.
Everyone watching, you feel the same, right?
Let's do it one more time, for now.
Hey Siri...
Bees, matsumoto, age...
Yes, bees, matsumoto, age...
We found out about it.
Please check it.
Well...
The items that come out are...
Matsumoto-san's...
Well...
Wikipedia or...
The recent news article.
What is this?
Shall we say...
Downtown Matsumoto-san's name?
Hey Siri...
Downtown...
Matsumoto...
Age...
Yes...
Downtown Matsumoto-age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age- age-age-age-age-age
We found this on the web about downtown Hamada age.
I'll say it myself.
Hey, Siri.
Kirin.
Tamura.
Age...
- Please. - Yes.
We found this on the web about Kirin and Tamura age.
Matsumoto, I knew it!
What?!
Should I say it with a night scoop?
Night scoop.
Matsumoto.
Age...
Yes.
Night scoop, Matsumoto, age, age, age, age, age...
Age, age, age, age, age, age...
- I don't believe it! - Please confirm.
I don't believe it!
I can't believe it!
Should I say it again?
Hey, Siri.
Night Scoop Matsumoto age...
Yes, Night Scoop Matsumoto age...
Please check.
Hmm...
I feel like...
I feel like I'm in a very stable zone
because of all this mess and moss all over me...
I feel like I'm in a very stable zone...
Should we try increasing the keyword?
Night Scoop.
Director.
Matsumoto.
Age.
Yes.
This was found on the web about Matsumoto, age. Please check it out.
No!
So what is it? Is there a combination or compatibility?
Since it is better to have various ideas, we have invited excellent writers of Night Scoop.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm sorry.
I'd like to set a record and pursue the length.
Please measure the time.
Shall we start counting from the first "ne" of "nennennen"?
Yes.
Hey, Siri.
Night Scoop. Matsumoto. Age.
Yes. Night Scoop. Matsumoto. Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne
- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne - ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne - ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne - ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne - ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne - ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne - ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-
One more, one more, one more, one more.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
Please check.
The number is...
Twelve seconds and three seconds.
No stable zone!
A small cut, medium cut!
Let's do our best and find someone who's older than Matsumoto and Naito and Scoop!
Gorgo!
Gorgo, Matsumoto, age...
Gorgo Matsumoto is fifty-three years old.
He says it so clearly!
Can I say a famous place?
Arashi!
Matsumoto, age...
Matsujun.
Something's about to happen.
It's definitely strong, isn't it?
Arashi, Matsumoto, age...
Matsumoto, age...
Yes, Arashi Matsumoto ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.
Checked.
That's crazy!
11 seconds and 81 seconds.
11 seconds!
There it is!
Iron Ku-Night Scoop Matsumoto was about to get ripped off.
Our chief of staff.
Let me say 'regular' for now.
Regular, Matsumoto, age...
Which fighter are you referring to?
[Matsumoto's nicknames]
Matsumoto doesn't exist anymore.
Are there any others?
Matsumoto...
Can I say something completely different?
Arashi is just like Matsumoto, but there are only two of them.
Arashi... Ninomiya... Age...
Arashi Ninomiya ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.
[Ninomiya went through a watershed period.]
It's hard to say for someone who hasn't done fights in forever.
What is it?
Checked.
Ohhh!
11 seconds and 60 seconds.
Ohhh!
Wait.
It was nothing to do with Matsumoto...
Is that so?
Hmm...
There's no end to this.
This experiment.
It's going to be something tremendous.
Basket - Michael Jordan - age.
Magician - Barrick - age.
Movie - Godzilla - age.
Melon - cultivation - age.
Toshima Garden - garden - age.
Goldfish - Tetsuya - age.
Big announcement - Matcha Town - age.
- Hey, Siri, why do you say "year, year, year, year"?
- I don't know how to answer you. - You're the only one who can answer me.
- Is there anything else I can do for you? - It's fun.
- It's such a painful program. - It's true, it's a little rough and uneasy.
- I wonder if only those who are alive know. Those who are dead don't know much.
- You've heard of Mitsunari Ishida in history, haven't you?
- Hey, Siri, what is Mitsunari Ishida's age?
- Yes, Mitsunari Daimyo Ishida's age is...
- Please check.
- It's 12 seconds and 7 seconds. - Too bad!
- I wanted to go home. - Do you want to go to Daimyo Siri?
- Can I say my favorite one? - Daimyo, Mouri Motonari, age.
- It's on. - It's on.
- It's up! - Please check.
- 13 seconds and 40 seconds. - Wow!
- Oh! It went up by 50 seconds! - It went up!
- 13 seconds and 0 seconds. - Oh!
- Wow! - It went up!
- Why do you like Mouri Motonari? - Because it was located in China.
- I'm from Tottori. - I see.
- I can't believe it's Mouri Motonari... - What?
- Mouri Motonari and Mitsunari Ishida are sandwiched between Matsumoto-san.
- I got the answer. Matsumoto-san is as amazing as historical figures.
- That's good. - Yes.
- What was this about?
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- What is this? - No one knows about this.
- How will I find out about my age?
- No one knows about this. - No one knows about this.
- I want to know why this is happening.
- This is a request from Kanako Hayashi, 28 years old, a freeter living in Fukui Prefecture.
- Last year, you were able to join him after 11 years of marriage,
- since you have been dating him since you were in first year of high school.
- However, six months after joining him,
- due to his illness, he passed away at the young age of 28.
- Because of his health condition, he couldn't hold a wedding ceremony,
- so he decided to at least leave a picture of you two as a memento of your marriage.
- One year after his death, the other day, his stepmother asked him
- if he could do something about it,
- because she wanted to see you two look better.
- His stepmother and he had similar faces and back features,
- and our neighbors often mistook us for each other.
- So...
- Can you leave a wedding photo that couldn't be completed by transforming a poor mother into a decent husband?
- The day my husband died was actually two days before he wore a wedding dress and announced it to both families.
- Unfortunately, after those two days, it actually became a funeral, and it became a funeral.
- Could you please see if you could take the picture of the wedding you wished for?
- Perhaps as that person... - Hello!
- I've read your letter of request. - Yes, I have.
- You've been through a lot in the past year. - Yes, I have.
- When I was 18 years old, I was diagnosed with bone marrow disease. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's a common disease. - Yes.
- I was told I was cured, but it turned out to be lung disease.
- So you were fighting against the disease when you were in your 20s? - Yes, I was.
- At the hospital? - Yes, at the hospital and at home.
- Did you support him? - Yes, I did.
- So you got married, didn't you? - We both believed he would be cured.
- This is a picture of when we were relatively healthy. - You have sharp eyes. You're a good man.
- Thank you. - Did you fight against the disease at the time?
- Yes, I did. - Yes.
- I lost my hair at the time. - Oh, I see.
- That's why you're wearing a knit hat and a towel. - Yes.
- Getting married was a bit difficult. - Yes.
- I was hoping I'd be cured again. - Yes.
- But I still wanted to leave a picture of him. - Yes.
- And you and your mother are like sons. - Yes, we are.
- Do you want him to be like you? - Yes, I do.
- Whether it's clothes or pictures, you want him the most? - Yes.
- Do you talk about this with your mother? - Yes, I do.
- Oh, you do? - But she says it's impossible.
- Oh, I see. She turned you down. - If I could, I'd like to hold a wedding ceremony for him.
- You want to do that, too? - Yes.
- Doesn't your mother know about it? - No, she doesn't.
I'm home.
- Oh, hello. - Oh, it's you, mother.
- How do you do? - You two look alike.
- Yes, we do. - Father, you should join us, too.
- You look exactly like your mother. - Yes, we do.
- You look exactly like your mother. - She's thin and about your height.
- She's about my height, too. - Yes.
- Does your mother want to see you in a dress? - Yes.
- She doesn't know what you were going to wear. - No.
- She doesn't know what kind of dress you were going to wear. - No.
- Would you like to dress up like her? - She said we looked alike, but we're the same age.
- We don't look alike. - No, we don't.
- We do, don't we? - Yes.
- Could you take off your shirt for a second? - Oh, okay.
We lived together, and of course we didn't have any children.
I thought it was only natural for me to go back to my parents' house, but I didn't think I could go back.
Even after the organization was over, I said I'd go home.
Even though Takuya wasn't there, I think it must have been hard for him, but he was careful.
So even if he wasn't there, I think I'd be sadder just by crying all the time.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- You're a good wife, son. - Yes, I am.
You haven't seen your husband yet.
It may not be as normal as usual, but it may be proof of your son's life and your wife's life.
I'll do my best to do it.
What do you think, mother?
I'll do it for you, too.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Will you do it for me? - Yes, please.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
- In conclusion, you'll do it for me. - Thank you very much.
- There's one more thing you want to do, right? - Yes.
I want to have a wedding.
- What do you think, father? - I like it.
- Do you like it? - I like it.
- I'm happy about it. - You're happy about it?
- What do you think, ma'am? - It was funny.
- Was it good? - Yes.
- And, dad, you cry so fast. - No, I don't.
- You're the only one who cries.
- This is the wedding hall where we can talk about the situation and cooperate with you. - Yes, yes.
- I'm sorry, detective Night Scoop, but you don't have to go that far. - Yes, yes.
- I'd like to rent you the smallest wedding hall. - Yes, yes.
- The small chapel over there will be your wedding hall. - Oh, you don't have one?
- If you don't have one, you'll have someone else. - What? Isn't that a wedding hall?
- Yes, it's probably the biggest one in Hokuriku. - Hokuriku 1?
- Is it okay? - It's okay.
- We're going to have to transform now, so we asked Nakatani-san of Special Make to come. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Do you have any points you'd like to add? - Yes.
- For example, your calmness. - Yes, yes.
- Things like that you'd like to add. - Yes.
- Please do your best. - Yes.
- Let's start with you, Kanon-chan. - Yes, please.
- Wow, that's amazing. - That's a lot.
- I thought it wouldn't matter, but he said he wanted me to wear a dress. - Yes.
- It's amazing. - Wow.
- It's amazing. - It's amazing.
- But last year, I really wanted to wear something like this. - Something like this?
- Yes, something like this. - Then you should wear what you wanted your husband to wear.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Father, thank you for waiting. - No problem.
- Brother. - Nice to meet you. I'm Detective Takiyama of Detective Night Scoop.
- Nice to meet you. - Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- It's been a while, right? - Yes.
- I'm sorry for asking you to do something weird like this. - No, no.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- I really wanted it. - Thank you for coming.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- I know you're ready. - Yes.
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
What do you think of it?
Looking at it yourself, it's gorgeous.
When we were preparing for this a year ago,
we remembered this.
- I hope my parents will see it, too. - Yes.
From now on,
we will hold a wedding ceremony for Mr. Shindo Takuya and his bride, Ms. Kanako.
First of all, Mr. Takuya Shindo will enter.
He's alive.
The bride, Ms. Kanako's entrance.
I hope we will meet again.
When you quit, when you're healthy, you've been walking together.
If you have anything you want to say from your heartache to your heart, please.
Kana,
today,
Thank you for wearing my dream wedding dress.
You look great in it.
When you get sick, I want to go to more places, but I'm sorry I can't.
I'm really glad I met you.
I'm so happy.
Thank you so much.
I want to get off because it's too early for me, Kana and Taku's family to feel painful,
but I'm glad Taku and his wife chose me even now.
I'm glad I'm going to live for Taku.
Thank you so much. I love you.
With this, the wedding ceremony will end.
Now, the wedding ceremony has ended.
Yes.
It was similar.
It was similar?
Yes.
It was like a dream.
It was like a strange reality.
Yes.
How was it, dad?
Yes.
It's been a while since we met.
Did you feel that way?
Yes.
I'm really glad.
I asked this detective to arrange this wedding.
But you are still young.
I want you to go next time.
I want you to be happy.
Please.
Thank you.
- Well... - Well, that's it.
It was amazing.
Well, thanks to this opportunity, Kanako-san's watch started moving again.
I thought it would be nice if you could walk your life.
- I guess everyone has their own emotions while watching it. - That's right.
- In your various life. - This is like...
- It's a little bit of an eye-opener for a father on duty. - Yeah.
Well, how about you, Ms. Masuda?
Even though I've been through a lot,
I thought you were such a wonderful person.
Well, you still have a little more time.
- But it's been a good day. - It's been a good day.
- It's been a good day every day. - It's been a good day.
Well, this program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who have chosen us, we will give you this detective notebook.
Let's meet again next week. Thank you very much.
Detective Notebook
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