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I'll catch you and go crazy
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes on complicated modern society and thoroughly solve various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Matsumoto!
At this detective station, we follow the requests of our viewers and immediately dispatch qualified detectives to pursue the truth!
Yes, that's right.
You know...
Well...
No one is missing out on welcoming spring, right?
Yes, that's right.
During a night scoop, right?
Yes, that's right.
That's what we've heard.
Yes, that's right.
We've heard it.
If you're going to say it, say it.
Huh?
Is the director going to change?
What are you going to do, Tommy's Ken?
There's no way!
I said there's no way!
Why are you all saying it?
You should have said it!
No one is missing out on welcoming spring, right?
Yes, that's right.
We'll do our best.
Yes, we will.
Let's start with your requests for today!
Okay!
First of all, we have a request from Mr. Takaaki Kawai, 42 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
Director Matsumoto, detectives, good evening!
During my 20s and 30s, I experienced a very important period of my life.
I was able to live almost indoors for eight years, but finally, five years ago, I was able to work as a contract employee at 37 years old.
Thanks to my current company, I gained confidence in myself little by little, and four years ago I got married and now I live with my wife and have fun.
I was finally able to restart my life.
My biggest goal right now is to become a stable contract employee as soon as possible.
My wife is also supporting me.
In order to become a contract employee, I wrote a song with my passionate feelings.
I would like to sing this song in front of my boss and my wife, and talk about how I want to become a contract employee.
Mr. Detective, please lend me your strength.
I think it's a very good request, but I don't know the meaning of the other three lines.
I want to become a contract employee.
There is a contract employee, right?
But you said you wanted to sing a song in front of your boss.
Please have a look.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hello. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- So you're his wife, right? - Yes, I am. Nice to meet you.
- You two look alike. - Yes, people say that.
- You used to make anniversaries, didn't you? - Yes.
- Thank you. - I graduated college when I was 24 years old.
- Is Niigata University a national university? - Yes, it is.
- Did you go to college? - Yes.
- I couldn't find a job. - Wasn't it like that in the beginning?
No, I was already full of myself.
- I was locked up for three years. - Oh, you weren't locked up for eight years.
- Yes. - So you were locked up for eight years in total.
- Yes. - That's great. You went there again, didn't you?
Yes, I was locked up for eight years, but I wanted to get married.
- Oh, is that why you came here? - Yes.
- You fell in love, didn't you? - I've been longing for something since I was little.
- You wanted to be a woman and become a wife. - Yes.
- So marriage was your dream? - Yes, it was my dream.
- Since you were little? - Yes.
- What did your parents do for you? - They took care of me without saying anything in particular.
- Hello? - Hello, this is just me. I'm filming right now.
How did you feel when you were locked up?
I don't know what you're talking about. Everything was going well until now, but now it's all dark.
I've always been worried about what would happen.
- You were worried about what would happen in the future. - I've always been worried about it.
- So you joined five years ago and you're a contract employee now? - Yes, that's right.
What kind of company is this?
- It's originally a printing company. - Yes.
- From my point of view, it's like everyone has superpowers. - I see, I see.
- When I'm working, I'm suddenly given a cardboard box about half the size. - Yes.
- And I was wondering why I was given it. - Yes.
- After two seconds or three seconds... - Yes.
- The cardboard box becomes necessary. - Yes.
- They looked ahead of me and took care of me like that. - They helped you go smoothly.
- Yes, it's the best. - I see.
- I want to be a contract employee at this company. - Yes.
- And you... - Yes.
- You can understand it to that extent. - Yes.
- I sing and appeal to the president with the song I wrote and composed. - Yes.
- There is a possibility of being fired as a gamble. - Yes.
- There is a possibility of getting worse than it is now. - Using what I made in the Hikomori era,
- I think what I've done so far hasn't been in vain. - I see.
- It's like a little bit of a requiem or a hymn. - Yes.
- You digested that era. - Yes.
- That's a call center microphone, isn't it? - Yes.
- By the way, can I ask you about the title before you sing? - Yes, the title is...
Give me a chance. I want to be a contract employee.
Thank you.
Marge Hikomori Overcoming the past
I caught the Marichi dream, but
A parent is ill, a wife is sick, I'm poor, I'm holding on to more than I can handle.
In other words, I, who is quiet, will shout out loud.
Give me one chance!
I'll challenge myself to a thousand times.
One chance in life!
Let's challenge!
Give me one chance!
I'll challenge myself to a thousand times.
One chance in life!
I'll challenge myself to a thousand times.
Please, please!
No, no, no!
There was a bit of fear, though. Like pressure.
Yes, I had to put pressure on myself...
You say "pressure"...
I had to express my feelings like that.
What about you, Takagi-san? What about work?
Work? I'm taking a day off.
I'm taking a day off for work.
The guy who's taking a day off...
He's alive, right?
Yes.
It's a mysterious contradiction, isn't it?
Yes, I'm filming right now.
In the park in front of me...
Oh, hello!
Hello, Secretary Kondo!
Hello!
Always...
Oh, you're his wife.
Yes, I am.
I understand.
Yes, it's a busy day for me.
Everyone's having a hard time.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
He's not here anymore.
He's basically at the company.
Do you know him?
Sometimes I see him at the daily report.
Do you talk to him?
Not anymore. I'm nervous.
You should go.
Me? Yes.
I'm taking you there now.
I want to see the president.
I don't know what's going on right now.
So I'd like to get permission from the director.
You're suddenly meeting the president.
This is normal for a company.
Yes.
Are you okay, ma'am?
I'm okay.
I'm nervous.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Is this it?
Oh, hello.
Hello.
I'll go there.
You want to see the president, right?
Oh, yes.
Now?
Yes.
Now?
The president is having a web meeting now, right?
Yes.
Where is he having the web meeting?
The president...
Excuse me.
Yes.
I called the secretary.
Secretary?
The president does have a secretary.
Secretary.
Yes.
But the web meeting is a little crowded today.
I'm a little nervous.
You're nervous, right?
I don't know what's going on today, and I'm in a bad mood.
The web meeting is a little crowded, and as a result, you're in a bad mood.
I don't know why.
It's a company-wide deal.
How many people are there in the company?
More than 22 years.
More than 22 years?!
In the history of the company's 73 years of history, this is the first time it's become a company.
The first.
Are you okay, ma'am?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous, but if I don't get over this, I won't be able to become a full-time employee.
I want my wife and I to look out for each other and tell the president that we want to become full-time employees together.
I got pretty fat after I got married.
How much did you weigh?
I gained about 30kg.
30kg in four years?
Yes, and it's been increasing every year.
When I say, "You've gained this much weight and it's over," he says, "No, it's just begun."
(Knock at the door)
Sorry for keeping you waiting. It's over.
(Knock at the door)
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I can hear a voice in the forest.
Is there anything I can do for you?
(Knock at the door)
Oh, hello. I'm sorry for bothering you.
Is it okay?
Please let me in.
I'm sorry. Are you a contract employee?
Yes.
I'd like to talk to you about something.
Oh, that's right.
(Knock at the door)
Yes, yes. Excuse me.
I'm Kawai Takaaki, a contract employee.
You have a nice voice.
I'm his wife, Takei. Nice to meet you.
Oh, you're a newcomer.
Hello.
Oh, you two.
Yes.
Today...
What's up?
I'd like you to listen to a song I wrote and composed.
Huh?
Yes.
Excuse me.
He's telling me to listen to a song he wrote and composed.
I'd like you to listen to a song I wrote and composed.
Oh, you want me to do it with that?
I'm a little nervous at this hour.
This long distance is also heavy.
That's amazing.
It's an adaptive call center, isn't it?
It's the first day you use a computer, isn't it?
It's the day you bought it, isn't it?
It's the first day you set it up, isn't it?
It's really long.
Wait a minute. I'm getting nervous.
I went to help you.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Thank you.
I've got a marriage dream, but...
My parents are dying, my wife is sick, and I have a disability.
In other words, I'm going to shout out loud.
Give me a dog!
I want to be a volunteer.
I'm challenging my life's "one chance".
Please give me a "life's end" "one chance".
I want to be a volunteer.
Please...
I want to be a volunteer.
Please, please, please.
I swear to love "one chance" "one life" all my life.
"One chance" "one life" "all my life".
I swear to be responsible.
I don't know if my feelings will be conveyed.
That's right.
I love everything about you, Quicks.
When I became single, I didn't think I could get married and work happily every day.
You changed everything in my life.
Quicksilver
I'd like to repay Quicksilver.
- You practiced a lot, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- It was important for you not to bother your neighbors. - You're so kind.
I was a little moved.
I received your feelings.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You were in Quicksilver, weren't you? - Yes, I was.
- I was happy that you liked the company and discussed with the board of directors. - Thank you.
- I sat next to you only once and talked with you. - Yes.
- That's about it. - Yes, it is.
I thought you were a very serious man.
I've never had a wife asking me for sexual harassment.
- It's rare. - It's rare.
- That's great. - That's great.
- I'm glad. - I was nervous.
- You were nervous, weren't you? - I'm glad.
In the second half of the show, I was watching you and the president came to me.
- I felt like I was wrapped in a warm atmosphere. - You're a good president.
You're a good president and you're a very strong man.
I heard that you were the president of a board of directors.
I'm sure you'll be an employee by the time of this show.
- I'm not sure if I can say that. - I don't think you'll be an employee.
You're not my wife, are you?
- It's not possible. - No, of course not.
I swear I'll be your wife for the rest of my life.
Let's move on to the next request.
This is a request from Masahiro Tanaka, 42 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
It's sudden, but please let me hold your love sword.
We have a toy poodle named Muk-chan in our house. For us couples who don't have children, Muk-chan is like a daughter to us.
She started buying toys when she was one month old and is now 16 years old in April of this year.
She listens to everything her wife says and is a very smart girl, but for some reason she is not fond of me at all.
When I try to hug her, she whines in a low voice, pokes her fangs and bites me.
I haven't been able to hug her for more than 13 years.
Even though Muk-chan is fine, she is already 16 years old and I don't know if she will live long in the future, so I asked her because I wanted to get along with her no matter what.
Detective, thank you for your request.
It's not like she whines when she sees the client at 6 o'clock in the morning.
When I try to do something to her, she comes closer and I'm like "ARGHHH!"
She is already 16 years old and she is already quite old, so I want to get along with her and hug her as soon as possible.
Now, let's see how it turned out.
- So, you are Muk-chan, right? - Yes.
- Is she that fierce? - She is very fierce.
I can't hug her anymore and I'm in a lot of trouble.
- A 16-year-old dog is about 5 times older than you, right? - That's right.
- That means you are 80 years old. - Yes.
- How old was Muk-chan when you bought her? - She was about one and a half months old and I got her from Mr. Breeder.
- You hugged her and hugged her right away. - That's right.
I can't believe how fierce Muko-chan is in front of her mother and wife.
I'll give you a hand.
Well, I'll give it a try.
Muko-chan, I'll give you a hug.
Wow, Muko-chan's fangs are really sharp.
It's like a knife.
No matter how old you are or how energetic you are now,
you can't look like that when you're 80 years old.
My friends can give me a hug.
And Mr. Trimming said, 'Muko-chan, you're very quiet.'
Don't you remember doing anything?
I don't think I remember doing anything.
How old were you when you became like this?
When I was a baby, I could give a hug.
Would you like me to show you?
This is when I couldn't stand it.
This is when I kissed the most.
I even kissed you.
I started making videos when I became so fierce.
This is my family picture.
It's pink, so it's my wife's picture.
It's my wife's picture.
I'll give you a blanket, too.
I can't avoid this.
I couldn't see it.
When was this?
About 2010.
2010, about 10 years ago.
This is me sleeping.
You're sleeping.
You're young.
But you like me.
I like you.
Because you're a cute young girl.
But you can't do anything.
There are times when I can't do anything.
Then will you take me somewhere?
What should I do?
Fuku-chan, let's go.
Fuku-chan, we are going for a training today.
We are going for a training today.
She is like a dog thief.
If you do something like that, you will be beaten more.
Really.
Mr. Tanaka, what is your goal for today?
My goal for today is to hug her.
I want to hug her for the first time.
I want to hug her and take a picture like this together at the end.
That's right.
I hope you don't mind my husband's appearance.
My appearance is...
Now, we're ready.
"Are you ready?" "Yes!"
Most of it is yours.
Only your hand is my husband's.
Let's hug.
I'm doing something that even a shepherd can do for one year.
Let's go!
Miku!
Miku, where are you?
"Miku!" "She's coming!"
Miku, come here!
She's coming!
You look amazing!
"How do you like it?" "I can't do it anymore."
You can't, right?
Yes, let me say it.
Time's up!
You've been here for 16 years, haven't you?
Why don't you just say what you want to say to Muku-chan?
What you want to hold onto.
Just say it out loud.
Yes.
Muku-chan, come here.
Yes, come here.
Please say what you want to say.
I wanted to get along with you today,
so I wrote you a letter.
Muku-chan, please listen to me.
To Muku-chan...
Sixteen years ago, when I went to see a dog at a breeder's shop, we met for the first time.
When a breeder showed me two puppies, I fell in love with Muku's cuteness at first sight and decided to have Muku.
I decided to have Muku, and I named her Muku.
Unfortunately for us, we were not blessed with children, and we raised Muku-chan with a lot of love and care like our own children.
She's been healthy and grown up since she was little.
Muku-chan, Muku-chan, Muku-chan...
Hey!
I didn't know it would turn out like this. I'm tearing up.
I'm sorry. I'll call a professional.
Here he is. Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
He won three times in a row in the international dog training competition and the Japanese competition.
He's Mr. Hirai.
Thank you for having me.
I'd like you to see him in real life.
Muku-chan, I'll give you a treat.
I understand.
Do you see a lot of dogs like this?
Yes, they're so cute. I haven't seen them much.
I'm shocked.
I have some work to do.
Detective, thank you for having me.
You don't have to thank me.
You can stay like that, but let's move forward a little.
Like this.
Let's check where you are looking at.
Please stop here.
You are looking at the movement of your hands, aren't you?
You have the feeling that you are doing something with your hands, don't you?
No, it will definitely break.
It's like a bath deco.
It's a trauma.
It should be pretty big.
First of all, I would like to challenge you to change your husband's impression of you.
What is this?
It's a special kind of food that most dogs love.
I see.
You like people who feed you delicious food.
Yes, that's fine.
Yes, put it down.
It's the best reaction.
Yes, I will replenish it again.
You are looking at it with a hawk's eye.
It's changed to a person who touches it very well.
The distance between Mocchan and her husband is getting shorter and shorter.
Sit down.
Good!
Oh, that's great! You're good at it! You did your best!
He's sitting down. He's sitting down.
That's great!
Oh, that's great! You're good at it!
Bed.
Your wife has come home from work.
Yes.
Your wife will now see the results of today's day.
Yes.
Mocchan! Bed!
I can't do it.
Bed.
Good!
You can't do it.
Good!
Yes.
Oh, this is real.
Husband, how do you honestly feel now?
To be honest, I couldn't do anything.
I would like to work together with my wife and the three of us.
Mocchan's changes are showing up properly, right?
If you repeat it like this, it is possible for it to continue to change gradually, right?
But I'm still fine, so I hope I can hold her while I'm fine.
Will you be able to hold her?
I think I will.
Yes.
Oh, Muku-chan, there is one here, too.
Yes, Oriko-san.
Oh, Muku-chan, can you see it? There is one here, too.
Yes.
Muku, come here.
Now, I will try to carry Muku-chan.
Muku-chan, let's go home.
Yes, I did it.
Muku-chan, I carried you.
It's fashion, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
What is that?
It's the first time I've seen someone carry my child.
You did it.
It seems like Hirai-san came again.
I was able to carry her, too.
It was amazing.
Even a goat can do that to God.
The dog had a lot of teeth.
Now, let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from 26-year-old Tsubasa Kanei, who lives in Okayama Prefecture.
Everyone at Matsumoto Detective Agency, thank you for your fun programs.
Once, in front of my house, there was a ramen shop that opened at 9.30 pm on Fridays.
It was very delicious, so I asked my parents to make it for me and ate it every week since I was in elementary school.
The owner seemed to be very generous, and in fact, he was a kind old man, and he was so kind that he made special ramen that I liked.
Instead of graduating from college and going to Tokyo because I wanted to get a job related to television, I told my dad my dream and he told me not to come back until I was big.
But I spent about a year and a half in Tokyo, but I came back to Okayama two years ago without being able to make my dream come true.
Now, I've been dating since I was a student and I'm planning to get engaged to my girlfriend who will be six years old and grow roots in this land.
However, even now, I still pay my respects to the old man who took care of me so much.
I haven't reported my engagement yet, and only time goes by.
I came back without becoming a big shot, so the selection I received is also heavy.
I think I should return the costume that I couldn't keep my promise.
I'm weak and weak, and I'm going to be discouraged about what face I'm going to make when I meet you.
It's a pathetic story, but it's true. Detective, please push my back.
Notification. At first, the old man said that he was running a shop at night at a stall in the afternoon.
Well, it's been about a year and a half since I came back.
I have to tell you, but it's a little hard to say, and I'd like you to see what happened with various thoughts.
Please.
What kind of guy do you want to make on TV in Tokyo?
Of course, Mr. Thunder Knight Scoop is also watching me with love, but is there anything like that?
I really want you to go to Tokyo and do it over there.
Yes.
First of all, what happened?
I got a call from a taxi company on my way to college.
I heard you said you wanted to get a job related to television.
I was wondering if I should leave my seat at home until I found that job.
Did you drive a taxi?
Yes, I did.
I see.
I was there for about a year and a half.
While my girlfriend is in Okayama Prefecture and I have family and friends,
I realized again that the place I was originally in was more important than anything else.
It's like what Ramen says.
Yes.
They put money in a bag like a celebration bag and handed it over to me in a cool way.
I'm going home until I get rich for the time being.
That's cool.
That bag must have cost you about 100,000 yen.
No, it's only 3,000 yen.
Well, it feels good.
I'm really happy about it.
What do you do now?
I'm making news at a local cable TV station.
I'm working as a cameraman, editor, and writer.
You can tell me about it.
Yes, I'd like to tell you about my job.
Your girlfriend?
Yes.
Your fiance?
Yes, he's here now.
Excuse me.
Hello.
You said you were going to a TV station in Tokyo, didn't you?
I said I'd go when I graduated.
We used to go out for fun once a month or something like that.
Oh, you went out for fun.
Yes, we went out for fun.
Tokyo is a very attractive city for going out for fun,
but I don't think it suits me to live and live together.
You've been to Tokyo, haven't you?
You're getting more and more into Tokyo.
That's right.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
There was.
There was, wasn't there?
There was.
I've been listening to it all the time when I was in Tokyo.
I thought it was the same as me.
I thought I'd be abandoned like this.
It's the first time you've heard of it.
I've never said it.
I was embarrassed and couldn't say it.
I couldn't say I was listening to that song.
But when I was alone in the car, I was listening to it all the time.
You were listening to it all the time.
I was listening to it all the time.
I thought it was me.
You didn't sing it for me.
You didn't know, did you?
It's the first time you've heard of it.
Hey, love.
I'm leaving for the east by train.
I'm going to look for a gift for you in a glorious city.
No, no, I don't want anything from you.
I only want a city's paint.
Don't dye it and go home.
I'm sorry.
I just remembered it.
We talked on the phone and I was crying "I can do it! I can do it!"
And I forced myself to go back to Okayama.
You forced yourself to go back?
Yes, I did.
You are a "forced woman".
Yes, I am a "forced woman".
You are a "forced woman".
When you came back, were you happy?
I was very happy.
It was my dream.
We lived together, we became a couple and we had a baby.
It was my dream and I took a big step forward.
When you came back, what did you want to do with your husband?
He told me not to come back until I grew up and gave me money.
So I wanted to give it back.
You wanted to give it back?
It's good that you went back, but it doesn't change the fact that you came back without doing anything.
What about you?
I want to eat ramen.
You want to eat ramen?
There is a very delicious ramen that I eat every week.
I was told "I want you to make me eat it someday", but I haven't eaten it yet.
You don't just have a stall, do you?
Yes, I have a shop.
I haven't been there yet.
Do you know where it is?
I don't know where it is yet.
I found it.
Thank you very much.
This is it.
Ramen Denko.
Look at this.
This is where you sell ramen.
I've never seen it before.
It's not a business district.
Do you really sell ramen here?
That's right.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
It's perfect.
Thank you.
Do you sell ramen here in the afternoon?
I do it in the afternoon.
What about in the evening?
I sell it in my car.
Do you know what you are doing here?
I don't know at all.
Do you have any customers you want to meet?
There is one person.
One person?
He said he has something he wants to do in Tokyo.
Thank you.
See you.
Do you remember me?
I remember you.
Thank you.
When I went to Tokyo, you gave me money and told me not to come back until I became rich.
I remember that.
I want to repay you for that.
I don't need it.
I couldn't do anything.
You won't become rich at all.
I'm sorry.
I talked with you.
I heard you came here.
I heard you have a fiancee.
I asked you if you wanted me to buy you ramen if you became rich.
I see.
"Buy me ramen"?
It's a terrible word.
I heard you have delicious ramen and you want me to eat it someday.
You made it for me.
Do you remember it?
It's very spicy.
Is it spicy or salty?
It's salty.
What?
Is it salty?
It's very delicious.
Don't you like normal ramen?
I want to eat it with you.
I'd like to try it.
I'm going to mix the two sauces together, but this is normal.
And in his case, it's twice as much.
Twice as much?
Twice as much.
Wow, I miss it.
Wow, this is it!
Wow, I miss it!
That's right, this is it!
It's exactly...
Thank you very much.
Wow, this is it!
It's exactly the same.
How is it?
Maya, how is it?
It's really good.
They put a lot of green onions in it.
It's really nostalgic.
How about this ramen?
It's good.
I can really taste the sweetness of the pork.
What about the pork?
I can really taste the pork in the soup.
It's really good.
I've eaten a lot of ramen in Kansai.
It doesn't suit me.
It's salty.
It's no good.
Pork bone doesn't matter.
This.
You shouldn't eat this.
You two are old friends.
Oh, you're right.
You have a good sense of taste.
You're right.
Thank you very much.
This is really good for you.
It's good.
It's good for a good couple.
It's good.
To be honest, it's good for you, too.
It's good for young people.
That's right.
It has a strong taste.
Normal pork bone is really good.
But she put in two bowls of it.
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