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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite I take off everything around the bed and untie the secret room only for weekends
I catch you as you keep dancing the seek, I catch you as you keep dancing the seek, I catch you crazy
And then there's the reporter, Masuda Saori. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Yes, let's go to your first request today.
Yes, first of all, this is a request from the staff of Room Salon Grit in Kobe City, Higo Prefecture. This time, I had a problem , so I requested it.
At our store, after cutting the hair, we offer a massage and shampoo to make our customers happy.
When shampooing, there are regular customers who always request that the shampoo be used with such force that it will split their hair.
This guy has been coming to me for seven years now, and we're good friends, but he always seems dissatisfied and even more insistent when it comes to shampooing.
"Remember what pissed you off the most in your life and do it" is provoked every time.
We challenged it with all the staff of the store, but no one said it was zero points due to lack of strength.
It's already a gift for us.
Detective, please satisfy customers who request strength to break their heads.
At the same time, we would like you to say "it hurts", please.
Some people say it's better to say "it hurts" gently,
but this store's staff is also kind and wants to respond.
So we kept challenging for seven years.
Did we make you say "it hurts"? Please.
Can I ask you how you feel now?
It's a massage and shampoo.
Oh, that's good.
Some customers come to us and say they don't feel good at all.
But they ask us to do it so much that it hurts their heads.
It hurts their heads?
It's not a big deal.
I'm putting a lot of strength into it, but I don't know why it hurts my head.
To be honest, it's hard for me to say it, but it hurts my stomach.
What kind of customers are they?
They are customers called "amakawa-san".
"amakawa-san".
They've been visiting us for seven years,
but we don't accept their shampoo and change it.
Is the water temperature okay?
It's good.
Thank you very much.
The shampoo we use is to massage and shampoo the back of the head, top of the head, and back of the head with ten fingers on the back of the fingers.
It's direct service, isn't it?
Yes.
Then I'd like you to do the "strength shampoo" you're doing for "amakawa-san".
Here we go.
Sato-san, it hurts a little, doesn't it?
It hurts, doesn't it?
How about the back of your head?
It hurts a lot.
It hurts, Sato-san!
It hurts!
Is this wrong?
Even with this, the customer will say "do it seriously".
Hello.
I'm "amakawa-san".
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm a detective.
By the way, I'd like you to do a hit song or two.
Sato-san, is it wrong?
No, it's not wrong at all.
I'd like you to do it seriously.
"don't come on your own"?
I think you're holding back because it's hard.
No, it hurts!
Do you really think it doesn't hurt?
Here we go.
You're kidding me!
I'm serious.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Have you had anything bad to say recently?
Have I had anything bad to say recently?
Yes, you have.
I see.
Right now...
You really don't listen to me.
Out of 100 points, how many points do you give me?
0 points.
0 points?
You're quite competitive.
But actually, there's another customer who says exactly the same thing.
There's another customer!
What's his name?
He's called Mr. Yamamoto.
Do you know Mr. Yamamoto?
Yes, I do.
I'm happy for you.
There are people who know how I feel.
A bad alliance has been born.
Good evening.
I'm Mr. Yamamoto.
Mr. Yamamoto.
How do you feel today?
It's not enough.
I want you to come more.
How much do you want me to come?
I want you to come until my head hurts.
There is one more person who feels the same way.
Good evening.
I'm Mr. Yamamoto.
You look like you know a lot of things.
I'll check it out.
Let's go.
Is it going well?
It's going well for me.
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
It's the right place to push, but it's not.
I can't push it at all.
I can't talk.
My fingers are shaking.
What is this store?
What should we do?
I want you to say it hurts.
It hurts me too.
In order to satisfy both of you, you need power.
So I called someone who has this power.
Please come in!
He is Takashi Kochiro of Dragon Gate.
Can you two lift this?
It's a big macaroon.
It's a great power.
This will be a great show.
It's written on the back.
Thank you!
That's it!
I want you to break my head and make a hole in my head.
Can you do it?
Of course I can do it!
I'll make you do it!
For now,
Mr. Maeda!
Let's try it with you.
It's too much.
Let's do it!
I'm sorry.
I won't kill you.
I think you can do it.
As soon as you say "it hurts", it's over.
Ready, go!
Let's do it.
Please.
Yushida, wait a minute.
You can do it.
Yushida, you can do it.
You can do it.
Are you really serious?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's hard.
What?
Really?
It's 100%. 100%.
100%?
How many points did you get?
About 20 points.
What?
It's hard for me to feel your power.
Especially your fingertips.
And your posture.
Don't make excuses.
You are a professional wrestler.
Damn it!
It's frustrating.
Let's do it.
Please.
What?
What do you think of it?
It's not good at all.
What?
You bastard!
It's not good at all.
I can't stand it.
It's hard.
The power of your fingertips is important.
Even if you use this power, you can't convey it.
I see.
It's really hard for me.
It's been a while.
It's sad.
My muscles are cracking.
As you know, you need the power of your fingertips.
Here is the champion of fingertips.
Please come in!
He looks like an ordinary man.
He is Mr. Nishige, a bouldering instructor.
He will win the championship.
He is a champion of Hyogo Prefecture with a bouldering instructor.
Wow!
He says he needs only the power of his fingertips.
I realized how small my muscles are.
Wow!
I can do it!
- I'm going to put some strength into it. - Wow!
- Is there any strength now? - Yes, there is.
The finger is hard. I can feel the hardness. It's much harder than a professional wrestler's finger.
- Is it? - Yes.
- Does it hurt? - No, it doesn't hurt.
Wow! How many points will Nishi give you?
- I'll give you about 100 points. - No way!
- He's laughing. - No, no, it can't be!
- Really? How many points will you give me out of 100? - About 60 points.
- No way! - You're crazy.
This is my victory!
- You can put strength into it. - Let's do it!
- Nishi, how much strength do you need? - About 120%.
How many points will you give me out of 100?
- Yeah, about 150. - What?!
I'm way stronger than professional wrestlers, but if I didn't have enough sleep, I'd be able to sleep.
- You're kidding me! - This is so annoying!
I'll work on my training.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
It was fun.
- It's really tough. - Yeah.
- On the contrary, it makes you wonder who's going to win. - Yeah.
I can't use this strength anymore!
Please, go ahead!
- Now, we have a tough opponent. - He's old.
- He's the strongest wrestler in Japan! - No way!
- His name is Hiroki Enema! - Thank you for coming!
- Thank you for coming!
What's your strongest strength?
- My strongest strength is 130kg. - What?!
That's my record.
- I brought something heavy today. - What is it?
- It's a horned hawk. - Wow!
I'm going to take out the inside of it by force.
- Let's do it! - Wow, are you serious?
- Can you do it? - Huh?
- Can you do it? - Shut up!
- Here we go! - Wow!
- It's bent! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Oh my god!
- That's scary! - This is your brains!
- I'm sorry if it's really broken. - That's amazing!
- Hiroki-san, how do you feel now? - I'm looking forward to it.
- Scary!
- Ready... go! - Here we go.
- Wow! - Oh!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Oh! - We're doing it!
- We're doing it!
- Go, Rizumi!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Go, go, go!
- Ouch!
- Aaaah!
[Applause and cheers]
Thank you very much!
How was it, Mr. Tanaka?
It was different.
It was different!
I thought I would break my head.
Alright!
I don't like it after seeing this!
[The next day]
I washed my hair thoroughly.
It's really scary!
Alright!
I can feel the heat!
I can't stand it!
It's getting worse!
Mr. Miyamoto, hang in there!
Wow! It's getting worse!
It's getting worse, isn't it?
It hurts, doesn't it?
My neck...
It's starting to feel good.
Wait a minute!
What?
Are you serious?
Are you alright?
I'm totally fine!
What?!
Mr. Miyamoto, what about you?
I'll do it.
What?!
Are you serious?!
Let's do it.
Wow!
It hurts!
Mr. Miyamoto, who can't stand the heat, won!
How was it?
My nails...
The shape of the bone behind the ear is certainly a little big.
How was it, Matsuda?
It felt really good. It felt like it was there and I really wanted it.
Ikeuchi-san, how was it?
I realized that I was asked for the best power in Japan.
That's right!
I can't do it at a beauty salon anymore.
It's crazy to think about it like that.
Amazing!
It was funny, though.
He said "powerful king", but I can't feel his power.
Oh, I see. It's frustrating, though.
But as a shopkeeper, these two have already reflected on themselves.
They came to such an amazing place and asked for a service they shouldn't have asked for.
But they realized it and reflected on themselves.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
As a shopkeeper, I'm less of a disclaimer, but...
Let's move on to the next request!
The next request is from Detective Takeyama Takanori.
First of all, it's a request from Nonoyama Masahiro, who lives in Aichi Prefecture, aged 51 years old.
My naked upper body photo looks like Yasoshima's face in "Owarai Genin" (2007)
Detective Takeyama, please make a decision.
The next request is from Daizo Sakao, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, aged 37 years old.
On my way home from shopping, I found an innovative way of walking to save my wife, who seems to be carrying a heavy bag.
With this way of walking, you can walk more comfortably and faster without feeling the weight of any heavy luggage.
Please take a look!
If it's true, it's a great discovery for mankind!
Next, we have a request from a 29-year-old housewife who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
"I have a daughter who will be six years old, but recently she has been making unthinkable voices.
Those voices are like those of the movie "Exorcist", where she is possessed by a demon.
Could you please listen to her once?"
So we asked her what kind of voice a six-year-old cute girl would make.
Next, we have a request from a 41-year-old company employee who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
"I made a great discovery with spinning sushi.
After eating sushi with a lot of wasabi, and eating inari sushi right away,
the stimulation of wasabi disappears in an instant."
This is also a great discovery of justice.
When you eat karaage, it's okay if you have inari sushi.
Lastly, we have a request from a 41-year-old company employee who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
"There is something that has been bothering me for many years about Junichi Inagaki's big hit song "Christmas Carol".
At the beginning of the song, there is a part where she sings "Christmas Carol", right?
No matter how many times you listen to it, you can only hear "Christmas Carol".
Please listen to it.
I'm sure you've all heard of it.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
Now, Sakao-kun, you've appeared on several occasions.
There are a lot of silly things, but there are a lot of requests for very interesting content, right?
Here we go. Ready...
Three seconds, two, eight.
Ready...
Two seconds, five, nine.
I ate it.
This time, even if you walk with heavy luggage, you can walk without being heavy at all.
I don't know, but maybe you can walk like this while shaking your luggage.
I heard there is a video, so let's take a look.
It's as expected.
Sakao-kun!
I saw the video.
Thank you.
What is that?
No, no.
How much does it weigh?
The one I bought has 4.4kg.
I weighed 8.8kg with both hands.
8.8kg?
Yes.
8kg is light.
It's not light, it's zero.
No, it can't be zero.
8kg is 8kg.
No, no.
Can I try it?
Can I?
Let's go.
It's heavy.
It's always light.
It's not heavy now.
It's heavy, isn't it?
Why doesn't it get heavier?
If you move slowly like this, you won't feel the weight at all.
I'll do it.
Let's do it together.
Wait a minute. I'll do it with "one, two".
Is it heavy?
I'll do it like this.
It's light.
Can you move on your own?
Can you feel the gravity?
I can't feel the gravity anymore.
I can do anything with it.
Can you still walk?
You can walk a long distance.
It's light.
Does it have a name?
It's called "sakaushiki-muke-asisto".
sakaushiki-muke-asisto
This is our client, Mr. Nonoyama.
It's been a while.
This picture of you, Mr. Nonoyama,
looks like "yasoshima" in 2007.
Yes, it does. My neck is my eyes.
My waist is my mouth.
You look like you're smiling.
Do you have a picture of "yasoshima"?
Can you slide it for me?
This is "yasoshima" in 2007.
If you slide it back, it's "nonoyama".
Let's try it.
"yasoshima".
"yasoshima", "nonoyama".
"nonoyama", "yasoshima".
We're beginning to see it now.
"nonoyama", "hokuramaru".
"nonoyama", "yasoshima".
We can see it now.
You look like something else.
You look like Region Region.
Yes. My hair and eyes
look like Region Region's.
Can you prepare a pic of Region Region?
Is it in? Is it in?
Nonoyama...Jugon...
Nonoyama...Yasoshima...
Jugon...Nonoyama...
Yasoshima...Jugon...
Nonoyama...Yasoshima...
End.
What is this game?
He is Mr. Yamashiro of Inarizushi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Mr. Yamashiro, what is it?
It is like a punishment game.
I put a lot of wasabi in it and thought of making you eat it.
My nose hurts and my head hurts.
At that time, I ate Inarizushi.
Then it stopped.
If you eat Inarizushi by chance, does it stop spicy?
That's right. I tried it with two or three people.
It didn't stop.
I've never heard of it.
Can you try it first?
Yes.
Can I eat it?
There are a lot of parts.
It's abnormal.
I will put it in mode and eat it.
Did you eat it?
Is it spicy?
Can you eat it?
It looks spicy.
How is it?
No, it's not okay!
- Your face looks spicy! - No, it's okay.
- It's okay? - Yes.
- But you stopped eating it. - Yes, I did.
Let me call one more person and see if everyone is really not spicy.
I'll give it a try.
- Oh, you're here! Have a seat. - Thank you.
You worked in the same building, didn't you?
- No, we just had a meeting. - Sorry about that.
Okay, okay.
You have wasabi, right? Put some squid on it and eat it.
- No, but the amount of wasabi... - I know, I know.
I know, I know. Just eat it. If you eat it, it's over.
Eat it, chew it, eat it. Taste it and eat it.
No, don't spit it out! Don't spit it out! Don't spit it out!
Don't spit it out! Do your best! Do your best!
It's spicy! It's spicy! It's spicy!
It's okay! Eat the squid! Eat the squid! Eat the squid! Eat the squid!
Eat it! Chew it!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
It's not spicy!
No way! No way!
It's not spicy?! No way!
Okay, here we go.
It's spicy!
(coughing)
(laughing)
It's not spicy.
(laughing)
I feel a tingling sensation.
It's not strong. It's spicy.
Well, it's better to eat as usual.
(laughing)
I'm her mother and daughter.
Thank you for coming.
You're so cute.
You have a voice like an exorcist.
Yes, I do.
What's your name?
My name is Hana.
Hana, how old are you?
I'm six years old.
Six years old?
You have such a cute voice.
(laughing)
Can you make a voice like an exorcist?
(laughing)
Please make a voice like an exorcist.
I like you, but I like you more.
(laughing)
Mom, I like you, but I like you more.
You said it in a gay voice.
(laughing)
It's scary.
Can you say it in a normal voice?
I like you, but I like you more.
Please say it in a devil's voice.
Please say it.
I like you, but I like you more.
(laughing)
It's scary.
Can you say anything else?
Please say it.
Chinchindo.
(laughing)
Chinchindo?
(laughing)
Chinchindo?
What's Chinchindo?
I can't say it here.
(laughing)
I'm sorry.
(laughing)
I didn't say it at all!
It's "Christmas carol ga" not "carol na"!
Let's listen!
Junichi Inagaki's "Christmas carol no koro ni wa"
I've heard it many times!
I've heard it until I hate it!
I didn't say "na"!
Let's listen one more time!
It's not "ga".
Which one do you hear?
I hear "na".
"Na".
What?
I hear "ga".
What?
That's how you know?
How do you know?
Isn't the song title "na"?
If you allow me to say more,
it's "Christmas Carol Night".
"Night"?
You are well divided into three groups.
Your size is a minority.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes.
The last request is from Natsuki Maruyama, 25 years old, who lives in Nagano Prefecture.
Could you solve my mother and my problems for seven years?
We have a diary that my grandmother wrote seven years ago when she died of leukemia.
However, we still can't read it because we don't want to admit it.
In fact, when my grandmother passed away, we were living in Hokkaido with my father's pension.
When we received the call, we immediately went to my mother's hometown, Nagano.
Because of heavy snow, we couldn't get there.
We parted without seeing each other in death.
Because of that reason, we still haven't been able to accept our grandmother's death.
We can't stay like this forever, so if we could read that diary, we would be able to accept our grandmother's death,
but neither I nor my mother can read it.
I thought that if I was with the detective, I might be able to change, so I asked for it.
Could you help us read the diary? Thank you very much.
This is what we asked for.
When my grandmother died and we parted with our siblings,
my mother, who didn't know that she couldn't even visit her, would like to receive it, so we received that diary.
Even though it ended up going seven times last February,
the sender, Natsuki-san, still hasn't been able to go even in front of his grave.
Well, it hasn't been sorted out, so...
Could the mother and daughter read the diary and face their grandmother's death?
Please watch the video!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for having me!
How do you feel about not being able to read for 7 years?
I haven't seen my family member since my death, and I still can't believe that they passed away.
- Reading the diary makes you accept it? - Yes.
- So you're resisting it for a while? - Yes.
I couldn't make up my mind.
- When I was little, my mother and I... - What kind of grandmother was she?
She was really cheerful and often called me.
Every time she called me, she said "It's been a while."
- She was pretty depressed. - Yes.
I had a sister and a brother.
Of the three siblings, I was the closest to my mother and my parents.
I wanted to study in Tokyo, but when I decided to choose a new school, my mother stopped me.
- She said I had a good job. - She didn't want you to leave, so you got a job in your hometown?
- Yes, that's right. - I see.
My mother said that for now, and I'm regretting it now.
- You're regretting it? - Yes.
Please remember it!
The last picture we took together was in Hokkaido.
I couldn't go back because it was too far away.
You couldn't see her for three years, but you couldn't see her in the end.
- Is it a big deal for you? - Yes, it is.
I just want to apologize. I'm sorry.
I'm serious.
She passed away in February.
She said, "I'll be there in March, so take care of yourself."
Then I got a call from my younger brother, "You have to come," and I couldn't go because of the snow, and my grandmother was getting weaker and weaker.
And every time I get that contact, I want to see you, but I can't.
My sister and younger brother said, "Mom is like this now."
"I'm doing my best," "Anyway, I'm doing my best until you come," "Please come quickly," I'm getting it on the phone.
When the highway opened, my sister and her husband came to pick me up at Inoichiban.
But at that time it was gone.
- Where is the diary itself? - It's in the closet.
- Oh, is it here? - Yes.
- You didn't open it, did you? - No.
- You said, "To me," and you gave it to me, didn't you? - Yes.
- This will be the note. - I see.
- Well, shall we read it? - Please read it.
- Well, I don't know yet. It may be difficult.
- "I haven't seen it until yesterday," "Then let's see it today," it's difficult.
- Are you guessing that you may have written something like that?
- Maybe I haven't written it. I'd be happy if I had written it.
- But I don't want it that much.
- Even if I don't have it, I think it's important that I read it.
- My sister and brother may not know that I am so particular about notes and that I have so many feelings for my mother.
- Maybe they don't know. - You haven't talked about it that much.
- Can I go and talk to you? - Oh, yes.
- Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello. Are you Mr. Natsukusa? - Oh, yes.
- Oh, thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Oh, hello. Thank you for coming. - Oh, thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Are you Mrs. Butsudan? - Yes, we are.
- Oh, then can you say hello to me? - Yes, of course.
- Did you know that you hadn't read the diary yet? - No, we didn't know.
- Oh, you didn't know? - Yes.
- Have you read it yet? - No, we haven't read it yet.
- Oh, you haven't read the content either? - No, we haven't read it yet.
- You gave it to your mother, who you haven't met yet. - Yes, we did.
- You told your mother, "I'm almost there. I'm almost there, my daughter. I'll try a little harder." - Yes.
- She wasn't aware of it anymore. But she nodded her head clearly. - Yes.
- I remember she nodded her head twice, "Okay, I'll try harder." - Yes.
- I wanted to meet you and your mother. - Yes.
- On the other hand, we also want to see what's written in the diary. - Yes, we do.
- We'd like you to tell us about it. - Yes.
- It's time for us to move forward. - Yes.
- Did you bring the diary with you? - Yes, we did.
- Oh, it's okay. - Yes.
- I don't feel like I'm going to read it right away. - I see.
- It's been exactly seven years since my grandmother passed away. - Yes.
- It's been exactly seven years. I don't feel like it's a good end. - Yes.
- I'm a little scared. - Yes.
- If it hadn't been for the snow, I think you'd have had a lot of things you wanted to tell us. - Yes.
- Why don't you write us a letter about what you wanted to tell us and what you wanted to talk about? - Yes.
- There are things we haven't told you yet. - Yes.
- I think it's good. - Yes.
- I'm nervous now. - Yes.
- We haven't written letters for a long time. - Yes.
Well then, please read her a letter.
When we met three years before you died, I wish we had talked more.
I've always loved you, but I couldn't tell you "I love you" when you looked me in the eye.
It was really frustrating.
Actually, I wanted you to be in my life from now on.
I'm sorry for seven years.
Your voice on the phone that you sometimes give me seems to be fine, and you always say you're fine, and I can't meet you when you come back.
I'm really sorry.
We were good parents, weren't we?
I want to talk to you again.
I've been spending it thinking I want to see you in good health again.
It's little by little, but it seems like it's going forward every day.
To my beloved mother, Masako.
That's all.
You had a lot of emotions in you.
I'm thinking about it.
I used to be an announcer.
I was an announcer.
I was an announcer of the priority broadcast.
That's where my mother found me a job.
It's kind of connected, isn't it?
You're going to read me a letter seven years after I die, so I'm going to read you a letter here.
It's been a long time since then.
Are you determined to read it?
That's right.
I want to read it.
I think it would be nice if someone said it out loud and read it.
Would you two like me to ask you?
If that's the case...
Can I read it?
I'll open it up a little and see what it's like.
First of all, I'll start with you two.
This can be your own blood pressure or pulse.
I see. Shall we move on?
Yes, please take a quick look.
The left page of the second page is also blood pressure.
The rest is...
Yes, it's a diary.
Then, please read the part of the diary.
On February 27th, there was a suspicion of acute leukemia that resulted in hospitalization as a result of a test.
On the 28th, a drop of 500cc began.
The medicine also started taking antibiotics once in the morning.
On the 29th...
Why did I get sick like this?
I've been crying all day.
Ryuta.
Come in the evening.
On the 30th...
An explanation of my illness.
Naohiko, Atsumoto, and Ryuta will also come.
As I thought, it's leukemia.
The treatment seems to start after the holiday.
When I get home, the doctor will tell me what to do.
On the 31st...
Two drops.
I eat lunch and go home.
I'm worried about a lot of things and can't eat.
I look blankly and go to bed.
On January 1st...
I eat breakfast slowly in the morning.
Two days later, I arrive at the hospital a little earlier.
Three days, two drops.
Why did this happen?
I don't know.
February 2nd
"I'll do my best not to lose to my illness," I decided.
I'll do my best not to lose to my illness.
February 2nd
My legs don't look good.
I want to get better soon.
Mr. Miyamura next door,
He's leaving tomorrow.
Congratulations.
And that's it.
That's it.
That's what it was like.
There were a lot of painful things,
but I'm really full of heart.
I feel like my mother's hard work will encourage me in the future.
I feel like I've grown up.
That's right.
I hope I can open up to something in the future.
Yes.
Please read it as an announcer speech.
I read it.
I was practicing.
That's right.
Everyone is warm, right?
Yes, everyone is really warm.
My grandmother is heavy.
My mother has been putting out the diary she had kept in her closet all the time.
She puts it in front of the house and keeps it.
And Mr. Natsuki is now able to visit his grave.
I'm glad about that.
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