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Detective Night Scoop's era has come.
A detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society,
and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and questions.
I am the director, Mr. Matsumoto.
And...
I am reporter Saori Masuda.
According to the request of those who are watching the program,
we will immediately find and pursue true detectives.
Yes, that's right.
Well, from now on, we won't have any audience.
I feel a little lonely.
Someday, I really want to make a lot of audience.
That's right.
I want you to do it only with a watch.
What are you going to do with a watch?
I think all of you will be rejected here.
By the way, detective,
Yes?
Your eyelids are distorted.
What happened?
What should I do now?
No, no, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little worried.
There are various things.
Well...
There are various things like facts.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
What are you going to do?
If you shake it before the show, it feels like you're saying it in the show.
Let's go!
There is also a timing in the show.
What?
You want me to do it?
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
I see.
Is it okay for me to do it twice?
No, it's not like that.
What are you doing?
Now, there are various things on me that are rattling.
Is it okay for me to do something I didn't want to do?
Well, I'm sorry.
Detective, I'm sorry.
Detective, let's have a debate.
Then, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Azusa Sasaki, who lives in Tokyo and is 26 years old.
My husband is 28 years old and has never lost to anyone.
Please make your husband win somehow.
My husband has decided to...
win a lottery.
Because of that, my husband is still elegant.
I would like you to lend me your strength.
Of course you know about hand-pushing lottery.
In hand-pushing lottery,
there are various rules of the house.
For example,
the one who loses will do the dishes.
The one who loses will fold the laundry.
The one who wins has the right to decide the holiday schedule.
In the household, the percentage of hand-pushing lottery is quite high.
It's not like rock-paper-scissors.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Let's watch the video.
Your husband wants to win by hand-pushing lottery.
Yes, I really want to win, so I challenge myself every time.
How many times have you fought?
Until now, I think I've fought about 300 times.
Aren't you Hickson Gracie?
Have you fought 300 times?
How many years have you been married?
Almost one year.
300 times in one year?
I do it every day.
How did you start?
In hand-pushing lottery,
you can't find a tool between ordinary couples.
When we passed by each other in the room,
I decided to do it.
Is it how you started?
You look strong.
How old is your husband?
He's 28 years old.
And you said you've never lost even once.
I know such a thing.
Everyone says it at least once.
You're really strong.
I didn't expect it at all.
It's not a cowardly feeling at all.
It's tall, but it's a little weak.
I think it's really thin.
It's thin, isn't it?
Have you ever been caught in a pinch?
It's like a great handicap and sometimes a pinch comes.
You can never win.
Even so, does that decide everything?
It's not good at all.
So there's a fair culture of rock-paper-scissors, isn't there?
I hate losing too much.
Originally?
That's right. I don't want to lose and I want to win, so I keep challenging myself.
Basically, you're the type of person who challenges you to win.
Even in other games, it doesn't end like this.
What kind of rule is this?
Basically, there are two main rules.
The first is that if you move your legs, you lose.
It's not like this. It's about balance.
Do you want me to move a little from where I am?
That's right. Don't move from where you're holding.
The second is basically not to attack the opponent's case.
Basically, you can't push your body like this.
Basically, it's this timing.
It's like this.
I lost a lot.
Which one is it?
My husband is very thin and my wife is very weak.
How is it?
My husband is 176cm.
How tall is your wife?
She is 152cm.
So, we have different reach.
Look.
But you haven't lost even once in 18 years.
I don't remember losing.
She is as big as a judo club player.
She is big.
I was thin like this at that time.
But I don't remember losing.
So, it's not about your height or weight, right?
I think so.
So, you bought it because you thought you had a chance.
I think it's about your body movement.
It's about how you move.
Why don't you tell me about it?
Please!
He is Yu Kawashima, a partner trainer of martial arts.
Nice to meet you.
He has won many karate competitions.
He is currently teaching martial arts in various countries.
I want you to tell me about your hand movements.
Are there any similarities with martial arts?
There are things in common about how you use your body and how you release your strength.
Hand movements are very good for martial arts training.
Do you usually do hand movements in your training?
It's one of my self-taught methods.
It's one of your self-taught methods!
You have a super impression.
You have been defeated for 28 years.
Have you ever lost?
I don't remember losing.
Even professional karate practitioners do hand movements, don't they?
First of all, I would like to know your actual strength.
Could you show me your hand movements?
No, I can't.
Wait a minute!
You have to buy me this!
Is it okay for me to show you my hand movements?
It depends on your experience.
I see.
Shall we say "ready, fight"?
Let's do it.
Ready...
Fight!
Wow!
It's hard.
Ha ha ha!
It's slow, but what you're doing is almost like a dragon ball.
There's a crazy fight going on there.
It's funny.
Let's go!
Hey, let's make a group now.
Can you watch my match?
It was strong.
Was it strong?
Is it the strongest opponent you've ever fought?
That's right. It was the strongest.
Thank you.
Did you pretend to be passionate on purpose later?
But you didn't fool me much.
There's no such thing as pretending to be passionate.
I'll ask you a question.
Can you show me how you fought?
I'll show you how I fought.
When I saw you fighting like this,
I was nervous.
Can you fight like this?
Why is it strong when you fight like this?
On the contrary, when you fight like this, it's hard for you to step back.
When you fight like this, you can do it with your heels.
You still have another suspension.
That's right.
You pull your arm out of yourself and pull it back.
You really know how to do it.
That's great.
First of all, I'll clear the first stage.
I'll teach you a special move.
This is a bit of a pain in the ass.
To make the reach as long as possible,
tilt your head forward and stretch your arms.
If you do it with force, you can't win against heavy people.
Rather, you can do it like this while releasing the power of your knees.
Oh, it's true! It's getting stronger!
If you do this, you can convey your own weight back.
What is the name of this deadly technique?
"Unconscious strike".
"Unconscious strike"!
I won.
I will win for sure.
Good luck.
From above.
Let's go.
Ready, fight!
Ha ha ha ha!
[Laughter]
It feels so good! It feels so good!
Wow!
I'm upset.
I'm tired.
Do you have to do it for this long?
[Laughter]
I've never seen you do it for seven minutes.
One more time.
[Laughter]
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Can we talk for a second?
[Laughter]
Is it okay?
It was pretty good, but...
I couldn't hit it without thinking.
I see.
It's all about timing.
Yes, it is.
The timing of your return is important.
When I turn like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, like that.
Wow!
[Laughter]
I see.
While you're returning it, you're pushing here.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Fight!
Nice, nice.
Nice, you're getting stronger.
That's it, that's it. Nice!
That was close.
Focus.
Nice.
Nice, nice. Nice timing.
Calm down and go.
Oh no.
Nice!
I won!
Nice!
I did it.
Even when I got there...
It was like a bug attack.
It was like you were having fun.
I'm so happy.
But from now on...
I'm going to keep doing push-ups.
You're going to keep doing it?
But it's going to take an hour.
You can't do more than 7 push-ups, no matter which one you do.
That's new.
It's strong, isn't it?
I feel like I can watch you do it, Jimmy.
I can watch you do it.
From the next day...
I've been doing it more than 5 times a day.
And my wife's win rate is about 20%.
But you know it.
Yes.
And it's hard to decide the winner.
The one who doesn't attack aggressively...
Loses.
That's one of the rules.
That's a new rule.
You can't do it for 7 or 8 minutes every time.
That's a new rule.
You have to set a deadline.
Or you don't have enough time.
The referee stops you when you're about to die.
Who says you can't do push-ups?
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Akemi Ishikawa, 46 years old, who lives in Kumamoto Prefecture.
She has a daughter in her third year of high school.
As soon as she became a second-year high school student, she had a fight with her father for some reason, and since then she has not spoken with her father.
From this spring, she will leave home to go to a vocational school in Fukuoka. Before that, I would like you to return to being a good parent and child like you used to be. Thank you in advance.
By the way, the cause of the fight is that her one eyelid is complex and she is really worried about it, and she said she wanted a double eyelid surgery, but she couldn't get permission for it.
I'm glad.
It's been a while, so I thought it might be a lie.
How about you, doctor? Your daughter is here.
If you want to do it...
I'm sure you have something in mind.
However, I personally like one-eyed girls.
I understand.
Have you returned to being good parents and child like you used to be, so you can have a conversation? Please.
- Oh, hello! - Oh, hello!
- Ms. Ishikawa! - It's me, Ishikawa!
- Oh, there you are! - Yes, I am!
- Are you my mother? - Yes, I am!
- And you, brother? - Yes, I am!
- You look good, too! - No, not at all!
You look so cool!
- Are you two mothers? - Yes, I am.
My father and I are both two mothers.
But you and I are both two fathers.
- Have you done it with your mother? - No, we haven't.
- When your father turned you down and you talked about it... - Yes?
...did you and your daughter fight a lot?
- My daughter doesn't usually cry, but she does a lot. - Wow!
We haven't talked since that fight.
- Welcome back! - Welcome back!
Please go ahead.
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay!
My daughter is looking at her phone...
My husband is looking at his tablet...
It's like we're dating just for gambling.
I think everyone has a complex, so I'm okay with it.
- Okay?! - I...
- No, you're not! - If I were single...
I think I'd yearn for someone who's also single and feel the same way.
Wow!
She's so cute!
Why?!
I know you're there.
Can you move away for a second?
Yes, understood.
Now is not the time for a kiss. It'll change.
Yes, not at all.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
Um...two...two shots.
It's from back in the day. When I was in elementary school...
Elementary school?!
That's what I thought.
Ah!
That's not it!
It's not it.
The way you look at me is different!
You look like you're glaring at me.
Yeah, yeah!
You look like you're glaring at me.
I wish we could spend time together and...
I wish we could get married soon.
Something like that!
I think you should do that to your ex-boyfriend, too.
Wow!
Seriously?!
Do you want me...
...to rub my face at her right now?!
It's not "quite", it wasn't "shock"?!
- No! - Huh?!
I think you should do it...
What's wrong with my feelings right now?!
Has mankind started to change?!
Am I old? Am I different?!
Well... it's my life, isn't it?!
And I think it's different for a parent to tell you what to do.
Oh...
It's painful...
It makes me feel like I'm their father.
I see...
That's right, but...
Even though I didn't know...
It wasn't "quite", but...
- I think it was like "don't do anything you shouldn't do". - I see...
Do you have anything you want to say to your mother?
Well, when we had a fight...
I... cried...
I cried and went over to her room.
At the time...
I told my dad in secret...
If you meet me in the summer vacation...
I'll take you there.
Bear with it for now.
That's what I was told.
About a week later, I told my mother about it again.
"What's going on?" I asked her.
And then...
Now...
Listen to what your dad has to say.
I was able to change her mind.
That was... a little frustrating for me.
Oh...
So you had something you wanted to say to your mother, too...
Yeah, because I trusted my mother...
Oh...
That's right.
I'm on Shizuku's side all of a sudden.
You two are a perfect match.
Mom, I'm really happy.
Let's talk.
Let's talk to mom and family.
This is my father, who has work.
We're meeting at this parking lot.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'll send you to Shizuku in my car.
Thank you.
I got a good line.
The atmosphere with my father and daughter...
It's not going well, is it?
What did you think when your daughter told you about the restrictions?
It changes the shape of the house, doesn't it?
It's not just my parents, but it's my daughter, so I think she's cute.
Is it okay for you to leave this atmosphere now?
It's a little lonely now.
I don't know you, but I think you've been denied.
I see.
Does your father know about land registration in the first place?
I think he understands it.
Is that so?
Yes.
Just a little...
You touch it or shape it...
What is it?
I don't know.
Oh, you don't?
You cut...
around the eyelid...
Cut?
Yes, you cut it...
and make it into a lid.
Once you shape it, it doesn't go back to its original shape.
Oh, that part.
Yes, yes.
Does it go back to its original shape?
Yes, yes.
You cut it first, right?
That's right.
Oh, you thought of that.
Yes.
So, now...
Yes.
we're heading to the plastic surgery clinic.
That's right.
Yes.
Hello.
This is Dr. Tatenata, who just gave you a call.
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
Hello.
Please come in.
This is Dr. Name, the director.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is Mr. Shikawa.
Hello.
Mr. Shikawa, can I help you?
Yes.
This is a plastic surgery clinic.
Yes.
Do you have to cut or do something else?
Well...
You can put a thread through the needle.
It's a quick cosmetic method.
There's also a method where you only insert a thread from the back.
In that case, you don't have to cut it.
Without cutting it?
Yes.
Oh, is that so?
Without cutting it.
Doesn't it hurt?
It doesn't hurt.
I'll anesthetize you.
Anesthetize me?
I'm not in the middle of a battle.
Is it possible for it to go back to its original shape?
It's possible.
Is it possible for it to go back to its original shape?
If you pull out the thread, it will go back to its original shape.
It will go away in a few seconds.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
At last...
Oh, no, no.
Will there be any traces left or not?
If you insert it from the back, there is no hole in the front, so there is no trace.
If you could do that, I think it would be faster for someone to get an anesthesia and see it.
Yes, yes.
Who will do it?
Wait a minute.
Will you do it, dad?
Me?
Yes.
The left eye is beautiful, but the right eye has a lot of eyelid skin, so I think it will be more beautiful if you lift it up a little.
This eye is drooping a little.
I think you can do it pretty well.
Is that so?
Yes.
Would you like to try it?
Dad! You're crazy!
Do you want to do it?
Try it and tell me what you think.
I'll say it.
I like this kind of thing when I say it out loud.
Please go ahead and do it.
That's why I like it so much.
Come on.
I think you can do it.
The thread will come loose like this.
Please put it on.
You can do it.
You did a good job. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Dad!
It didn't hurt, did it?
No, it didn't hurt.
What?
Your eyes are wide open!
Dad!
It's nothing.
Dad!
What?
Thank you for your hard work.
You look like an actor.
Wow!
You look great!
You look cool!
I'm sure your feelings will change, too.
I know!
Your eyes are wide open.
I like it.
I'm surprised.
I'm back home with you, Dad.
Please tell me everything you want.
Goodbye, Mom.
Goodbye.
We talked about a lot of things and spent a lot of time together.
As a father, I think it's cute enough not to change the shape of the child.
And I've been studying intelligence systems with Mayura.
It hurts a little.
It's okay.
Can I do it?
Yes.
Is it okay as she wished?
Yes, it is.
Is it okay, Dad?
I studied geological formation.
Yeah, what did you do, Dad?
Right?
What did you do, Dad?
I actually tried geological formation myself.
Oh, you did it properly.
That's amazing.
I found out what it was like.
Oh, I see.
I tried it, and then...
You went to geological formation?
No, I didn't.
Oh, you did?
I did.
And you got it done there?
Dad...
Huh?
She tried to kill you, Dad.
Her eyes were...
I thought love was strong.
Love is strong.
Right?
Love is getting stronger.
Shizuku thought you were weird, Dad.
I won't do it anymore.
I don't want to be weird anymore.
Amazing!
Wow, Dad!
Right?
Wow!
That's Dad's love.
Wow!
That's amazing.
Yes, it is.
I'm happy for you, Dad.
Here's the problem.
I actually did it.
You did it, right?
I did geological formation.
What?
You did it, right?
I got it all cut out.
What's that?
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes.
The last request is from Makoto Izawa, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
She's 14 years old and a second year middle school student.
I'm a big fan of "Night Scoop" and watch it every week.
But there's something I've been thinking about lately.
It's about the last word in the show, "end word".
Even though I'm very satisfied with the three requests, when I see the "end word", I don't know why and I'm confused.
At school, it's also a topic of what the "end word" was.
"Please explain the "end word" to me, please."
- This happens sometimes, doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
I thought no one was watching it, but there are people who are watching it.
- They're watching it. - Yes.
Now, we're going to listen to what the requester said.
It's only just started in 2021, but we detectives have received a tough request.
Will it reach middle school students?
- Yes. - Makoto-kun. - Yes.
- Are you from Takiyama? - Yes, I'm from Takiyama.
- I'm happy. - I'm very happy.
- Where are you going? Where are you going? - Yes.
- You sent me the request, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- It's "end word", isn't it? - Yes.
- You don't agree with it? - I don't agree with it at all.
There are people who understand it, but most of them don't.
- Most of them don't understand it? - Yes.
- Have you been watching "Night Scoop" all the time? - I've been watching it since I was in kindergarten.
- You've been watching it until "end word", haven't you? - I've been watching it closely.
- What kind of image do you have of "end word"? - Why do you ask me such a thing?
- I wondered why you do such a thing. - Yes, about 90% of the time, I get confused.
- 90% of the time, you get confused? - Yes.
- Is there a detective who makes you confused the most? - Yes.
- It's Detective Maida. Detective Maida. - Yes.
- He's just wearing underwear. He's wearing underwear and saying something, but I don't know what he's saying.
- You don't know what he's saying? - I don't know what he's saying.
- Let me tell you this. He's doing it seriously. - Yes.
- I don't want to say it myself, but he's trying to make you laugh. - Yes.
- Everyone's doing it seriously. - Yes.
- There's a part of it you can't see from the screen. - Yes.
- I'll explain it so you can see it. - Yes.
- If you don't know it, just ask me. - I got it. Yes.
Is this okay?
Is this really okay?
- What does "is this okay?" mean? - Oh, I see.
- Even if it didn't mean anything, is it funny? - It's funny.
- What's funny about it? - It's funny when he's talking.
- Oh, that. - Yes.
- Do you know "genius idiot"? - I don't know it.
- Oh, you don't know it. - Yes.
- If you don't know it, it's not funny at all.
- It's not funny at all.
- Even if middle school students are watching it, it's not funny for a police detective.
- "Nice life."
- I got it. - You got it?
- It's "nice," right? - Yes.
- So it means "nice life." - Yes, yes, yes.
- Is it funny? - It's funny.
- Oh, this is funny. - Yes.
- Oh, "nice life" is funny. - Yes, "nice life" is funny.
- According to the rules of comedians, "nice life" is the worst.
What do you think of me?
I'm sorry, but I don't think you're funny.
You don't think I'm funny?
No, you're not funny.
I'm not funny?
Yes.
There's a bear under your eyes!
Bear difference!
I know what you mean. It's funny.
This is funny!
Yes, there's a bear under your eyes.
But it's not a black bear, it's a normal bear.
It's a seal, right?
Yes, it's a seal.
But there's one more thing.
If you look at Detective Ishida's feelings,
I would have decided that there's a bear under his eyes,
but maybe he didn't like it, so he got scared and said "shouldn't we add one more?"
and said "it's a bear difference!"
There's a bear under your eyes!
Bear difference!
I see, I see.
It's a seal!
Do you need a commentary?
Yes, I do.
Do you know Sumiko Nishioka?
An entertainer called Sumiko Nishioka.
I don't know her.
You don't know her?
No.
Maybe you should pay homage to her.
Yes.
But I'm sorry to say this,
but I don't know anything about Nishioka and Nishioka anymore.
Yes, yes.
End 5 seconds.
The police officer told me "end 5 seconds. I'm always watching you," and I panicked.
This is it. I don't know what it means.
Why is he wearing it?
Oh, that's where it starts.
Yes.
Let's explain it.
Let's watch it again.
Yes.
The police officer told me "end 5 seconds. I'm always watching you," and I panicked.
Oh, I see.
The police officer told you "end 5 seconds. I'm always watching you," and you panicked.
Because you're wearing underwear and you think you're a pervert.
I see.
Yes.
Please stay away from the shampoo smell.
Please stay away from it.
Essential distance!
Well...
First of all, you shouldn't be biting it.
Yes, you're right.
I was a little worried about it.
Yes.
Gather! Breakfast forest!
One cup of tea is fine.
This is interesting.
Interesting.
I understand.
I see.
It was good that you used "animal forest."
It's popular.
Yes.
So I think you know what I mean.
Oh, I see.
I don't think it's the same as what Kasumiko Ishio did.
Yes.
I'll finish it in 2 seconds!
What is this?
I'll finish it in 2 seconds.
Do you think it was impossible?
Yes.
Also...
I made a mistake.
Yes.
It was "I'll finish it in 2 seconds."
Yes.
I drank it in 1, 2, 1, 2...
I drank it in 2 seconds, so it can't be wrong, right?
Yes.
"I'll finish it in 2 seconds" or "I'll finish it all in 2 seconds"
I thought like that, too.
You're a veteran, but you were nervous.
Yes.
You were nervous and said "I'll finish it in 2 seconds."
Yes.
It was embarrassing to ask you to do it again.
Yes.
You couldn't say it.
I'll finish it in 2 seconds.
If you know it, it's funny.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
As I thought, there is an explanation for Yendokube.
Yes.
"Kano Dai Gyakusatsu" "Kano Dai Gyakusatsu"
"Kano Dai Gyakusatsu" "Kano Dai Gyakusatsu"?
What does it mean?
I don't know.
Let's watch it again.
Yes.
"Kano Dai Gyakusatsu" "Kano Dai Gyakusatsu"
This is an incident.
I want to see my eyebrows.
He laughed.
This is funny.
So, this is the basic.
In short, you should do this.
I think it's better to do this seriously.
You want us to know it.
You want us to do this seriously.
Yes.
This is the last one.
Yes.
Is it recent?
I don't have many good memories in my adolescence.
You know the story.
Yes, I don't have many good memories in my adolescence.
But you are out of the game now, right?
I'm out of the game.
I looked back on it for a year and explained it.
Do you know what you know?
I know what I know, but I don't know about my underwear.
It's wrapped in mystery.
I see.
Do you want me to ask you personally?
Yes.
I heard you have another watch.
Yes.
Hello.
Good morning, Tetsu.
It's you.
Yes.
Are you filming?
Yes, I am.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm filming, too.
Wait a minute. What's wrong with you?
Your face hasn't changed. What's wrong with you?
Tetsu, you know what?
I quit.
What?
Why?
I thought it was funny.
It's not funny.
What are you doing?
I'm filming.
Yes.
There's something I want to ask you about Maeda.
That's what I'm most confused about.
Sure, go ahead.
At the end of the five seconds, you're wearing underwear.
Yes.
The story itself is always interesting and I like Maeda himself.
Yes.
Why are you wearing underwear?
I have a message, too.
Yes.
There are various ways to make money.
There are various ways of doing things.
Suggestions?
Yes.
Then, do you want to see...
Yes.
...my end of the five seconds without underwear?
Please.
I haven't been able to read my life since two years ago.
Professor, can you give me anesthesia?
Especially middle school students watch it every week.
I thought it's not like that anymore.
They go to school on Monday and talk about "Night Scoop".
That was funny.
And at that time, they always talk about "Endgome".
So first of all, we're watching it.
From middle school students to adults.
We'll do it one step at a time seriously.
First of all, "Endgome" will start with Detective Ishida.
So I'd like you to watch it seriously.
I'll show you "Endgome" and "Reset Ishida".
Let's watch it.
"Endgome" will start with Detective Ishida.
So this time...
I wonder what we're going to talk about today.
I guess we're going to talk about detectives.
This guy has gone crazy.
He's cool.
He's insanely cool.
He's cool.
So, this show is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who applied for this show,
we'll award you with this detective award.
So, until next time, let's stay healthy and clear- headed.
Thank you very much.
Please send in your daily questions to this detective office.
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Endgome
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