AISubs v3.5
Strange Mouth Habit
Is it a mouth habit?
The client has a strange mouth habit.
It's a strange phrase he heard 40 years ago on the record of a downtown martial arts band.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
We want you to find out what this strange mouth habit is.
I thought it was a mouth habit I was talking about.
Did you notice it there?
It was the first time I noticed it there.
It's that mouth habit, isn't it?
Yes.
What is it?
It's called "kaparapa sabakko baby".
No way!
What is it?
"Kaparapa sabakko baby"?
"Kaparaka sabakko baby"?
When did you say that?
I saw it on TV and said "kaparapa sabakko baby".
I don't know what it means at all.
When I was a teenager, there was a band called "downtown martial arts band".
Ryuzo Uzaki.
Yes, I love them.
I had a few LP records.
The song of the album was finished.
Ryuzo Uzaki said "kaparapa sabakko baby" and I was terrified.
He may have said something random.
Or it may have a solid meaning.
I want it to have a meaning.
The staff contacted me.
The office of Mr. Uzaki asked me about it.
I'm in Tokyo now.
I'm heading to Mr. Uzaki's office.
This is his office.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm Detective Night Scoop you contacted me about.
Please come in.
Can I come in?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Wow.
Is this your studio?
Yes. Please come in.
This must be where you work, right?
Yes, it is.
Oh, I see.
Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby
What a line!
Have you heard of it?
No, I haven't heard of it.
Please wait a moment.
Yes.
Please wait a moment.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You must have heard of it since you were a baby band member.
Hello.
Wow!
Hello.
Wow!
Welcome.
Thank you very much.
Please come in.
Oh, I see.
I'm surprised.
Wow!
I'm surprised.
This is Detective Night Scoop.
I've heard of you.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
You said, "You say weird things."
"Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby"?
How do you say it?
Oh, well...
When you get up from a chair...
A chair?
How do you say it?
Please explain it to us.
"Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby"?
Mr. Uzaki, I can't believe you.
What kind of saying is it?
Mr. Uzaki, did you say something?
I didn't say anything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Say it again.
"Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby"?
I got it.
You got it?
I didn't say it.
What?
At the end of the song,
there's a break.
Then,
the lead guitarist, Wada,
said, "You say something."
Then, Wada's voice...
"Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know it either.
I've never said it.
On a show called "Detective Nightscoop"...
Yes?
A client came all the way from Osaka.
Oh, really?
He's been saying it for decades.
I see.
He doesn't know what it means.
Mr. Wada, what kind of song is it?
It's called "Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby".
"Caparaba, Tobacco, Baby"!
Tokyo, Ginza, Harajuku, Roppongi, McKee and Killill Clan.
Acrobats,
Caparaba, dear boy!
I told you! I told you!
I told you! This is it!
This is it!
Does it have any meaning?
Yes, yes.
It has meaning, doesn't it?
The meaning of "kakkoi" is something like "cool", isn't it?
"Kakkoi" means "cool", doesn't it?
In the past, for example, there was "hamakotobaku" and so on.
Mixing "babibubebo" and "yokohamanofuryoutachi" that only acquaintances know of,
or "slang" in English,
that's what "yokohamanofuryoutachi" used.
And there's "nosakotoba" in Shizuoka dialect.
Yes.
For example, "kakkoi" is "kanosa", and "kanosa" is "kkoi".
"Yokohamanofuryoutachi" used "kanosa" and "yokohamanofuryoutachi" between words.
So "kakkoi" is "kabanobosaba".
"Nosa" is a Shizuoka word.
"Nosa" is also included in "kabanobosaba".
"kobo" "ibi" "koboyubi"
There is also "mottochi shizo" which is more complicated than "kabanobosaba".
In conclusion, "kabanobosaba" means "cool".
What do you say when you stand up?
"kabanobosaba" "koboyubi"
It feels good, doesn't it?
It feels good.
Well, since you told me exactly what you say, I'd like to say the exact one.
But if I say the exact one, I always end up saying it.
The client still can't say it.
He can't say his own original words.
He's losing his words.
He's practicing his words now.
He can't say it yet.
Okay, Detective Takeyama, what is the first place of 2021?
But I'm sorry.
It's okay.
My first year elementary school student son, Coot, admires the comedian, Zazie.
Zazie!
When he was two years old, he happened to see Zazie's flip game and started imitating it like he was possessed.
His dream for the future is to become a comedian and do a flip game like Zazie did.
In fact, a year and a half ago...
Zazie knew of a project where he would go on a business trip and present a story, and applied and came to our house.
However, Futo was nervous and couldn't say a word, and cried in the middle of it and couldn't enjoy it at all.
However, it seems that his desire to become a flip comedian is real.
Would you like to come and see your seven-year-old son, who you continue to admire?
There are children who admire comedians, and even that alone makes me happy.
Now, when it comes to soccer players and YouTubers, I don't know if it's good for comedians who like them or not, but I'm happy.
Zazie, Zazie, his name is obvious, isn't it? I want to make it an easier-to-remember name, but it's Zazie, isn't it?
Even professional comedians can't flip well, and they can't even tell you about it.
I think it's amazing that even a seven-year-old can master the timing.
Futo-kun, are you seven years old?
Yes, first year.
First year of elementary school.
And, Zazie.
"Zazie's Flipper" by Grandma Kinue.
Oh, I see.
Huh? Grandma Kinue is walking with a lot of luggage today, too.
Grandma Kinue, I'll carry that luggage for you.
Sure.
I'll carry it for you.
Sure.
Oh, young man, are you trying to carry the luggage for me, too?
Sure.
Can I carry it by myself?
Bang!
You're serious.
So this is what's happening.
You suddenly give me bread. It's greatly appreciated.
When I was young, bread was precious.
Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Kindle any pan pan?
Kindle any pan pan pan?
When I was two years old, I saw you and suddenly you started singing next day.
There's a video I made when I was a student, so please have a look.
- Is she two years old? - Yes.
She drew a few by herself.
She's saying something.
She's so cute.
- How old is she? - She's a little bit better now.
- She's three years old. - Three years old.
She said, "I'm a kid."
- Is she memorizing lines? - Yes, she's memorizing all the lines.
She's saying "pan pan."
Pan pan, pan pan, pan pan, pan.
Jenny pan pan, Jenny pan pan, pan.
She has a lot of customers.
I call my neighbors and do a solo concert on a regular basis.
You do a solo concert?
I do it every day, from morning to night.
I've always been a "zazzy" person.
"Zazzy," you must be happy to hear that.
My whole house is like this.
It says "zazzy" on it.
- You're a "zazzy" person. - That's right.
At the graduation ceremony, I announced my dream in front of everyone.
- Congratulations! - Thank you.
She's so cute.
If I were a prince, I'd be a comedian,
and I'd follow my dream and make everyone proud.
You love Zazie so much.
- Have you ever been to this house? - Yes, I have.
- Why? - Zazie plans to go anywhere.
If you pay for the transportation fee, we'll go anywhere.
- What's that? - But...
it's located in Tokyo.
I talked to the Shinkansen representative and expressed my feelings.
- So you came here. - Yes.
This? It's here.
Why?
I admired him so much. He was like a god to me.
But I was so nervous.
Didn't you say a word?
Yes, I did pay for it, but...
He did the crowdfunding for the remote drinking party.
- Really? - And...
he said he wanted to talk to me on my computer...
- so I could drink with Zazie. - You said you wanted to do it.
- I thought I could talk with him on my computer. - I see.
It was 8,000 yen.
- So I said hello. - You talked to him?
Yes. Then...
I went somewhere.
But he didn't come out of there at all.
What?
And in the end, only me and him?
It's awkward.
This hurt my heart a little.
After this, I stopped doing jokes for a few days.
You abandoned Phillip.
I'm back.
Hello.
Do you like jokes?
Yes.
You like jokes.
What do you do with them? Do you come up with them yourself?
But recently, I've been writing jokes that don't exist.
In your jokes, there's a title called "jokes you can't find anywhere."
Anyway, I've been thinking about the ones that don't exist every day.
The one you can't find anywhere.
The one you can buy with a penny even though it's a crab.
The one you can stab with your feet even though you can use your wrist.
The one with Hokkaido in its stomach.
The one you can't find anywhere.
The one you cook with shoes because you don't have a pot at home.
The one with raisins and pocky because they're too thin.
The one you can't find anywhere.
The one you bake dongles and give them to a giraffe.
The one where your arms' muscles turn white.
The one where you can't die but you can disinfect.
Mom, you should make him an entertainer.
I think he has a good sense.
You've been here before, right?
Why were you nervous and couldn't speak?
I love it so much that I can't speak.
What do you want to talk about next?
I want to write a script with you.
You want to write a script with me?
Yes.
See you later.
Bye-bye.
He's sleeping alone now.
So, I'll put the real one in now.
You've got a mail!
Yes.
Hello.
You've got a mail.
Can I come up?
Yes.
It's been a while, Fuu-chan.
You know...
What did you do?
You know...
Today...
Fuu-chan...
couldn't really talk to Zazie.
That's what you did last time.
But Fuu-chan talked to me right away.
So...
This is...
a rare chance for a night scoop.
I don't know much about you.
I don't know anything about you.
But Zazie...
If you were alone without your mother...
Do you think you'd be able to handle it by yourself?
You've gotten a little stronger.
Here...
It's Zazie.
Thank you.
The one you can't find anywhere.
The one you can grab the stars with all your might.
The one who washes the dirt.
The one who hasn't swallowed the commercial century.
The one who has become Dan-oh.
That's it for Zazie.
Thank you very much.
You know...
With Zazie...
Let's do a flip together.
You said it.
I said it.
Then let's make a joke together now.
Not like this...
Like this.
That's good.
Oh, it gets thicker.
It gets thicker, doesn't it?
I'm home!
Let me introduce you.
They are Zazie and Fujii!
I'm Fujii.
I'm Zazie.
No matter where you look for me, you can't find me.
My neck is too long and I look like Mont Blanc.
My legs are like pencils.
What are you talking about?
I'm moved!
Did you have fun?
Yes.
How was it?
Yes, it was fun.
I'm not moved!
Not at all.
Where can we find such a great fan at this age?
I think it should sell more.
Wonderful.
It seems that the pace of making stories is accelerating after the shooting.
You can get a detective notebook, can't you?
Yes.
As the detective notebook said,
he already writes and uses detective notebooks instead of stories,
so it seems that most of the pages have been filled with stories.
He seems to have run out of places to write while using detective notebooks.
That's how fast he's making stories.
He's a genius, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
He has a good sense of humor.
Yes, he does.
Now, it's time for a quiz.
Futo-kun showed you a story that you couldn't find anywhere else.
What was the third story at that time?
Please answer with words and pictures.
What?
So you want me to write a story, right?
That's right. As a senior entertainer, please turn your back on Futo-kun.
The third story.
A story that you couldn't find anywhere else.
The third story of "a story you couldn't find anywhere else."
Now, let's start with the detective team.
A story you couldn't find anywhere else.
A story where you poop on TV.
That's a lot of stories.
You've seen it before, haven't you?
It's the first time I've seen someone poop on TV.
I'm sure you've seen it before.
Now, it's the Takeyama team's turn.
A story you couldn't find anywhere else.
A story where you poop on TV.
A story you couldn't find anywhere else.
A story where you poop on TV.
The one you can't find anywhere.
You start YouTube with Motokana.
And you quit right away.
That's me!
What's going on in the studio?
Samken's illustration.
Is there a correct answer in this?
Watch the correct video.
The one you can't find anywhere.
The one you can win with your hands.
The one you can use your arms, but you can't use your legs.
The one you can't find in Hokkaido.
The correct answer is...
The one you can find in Hokkaido.
Correct!
How many times do I have to say this comment?
I had an image of having legs.
I wrote it wrong.
Everyone is here.
We couldn't compete with those who weren't here.
Professional entertainers.
Everyone is here.
What's wrong with you?
It's like chaos pitching.
It's like precision shooting.
Everyone is here.
It's like a weird career.
Professional entertainers.
Now, the 2020 Best of the Year goes to Detective Ishida.
First of all, there is a good one, so please watch it.
Chewing bomb.
The client is a 20-year-old female college student.
When she sees Detective Ishida in a night scoop, she gets excited.
Has she fallen in love?
She wants to confirm her heart.
How is Ishida?
He is cool.
Is this love or excitement?
Your mother came with you, didn't she?
She followed you a lot.
When an elderly person says they like you, you usually only hear it in self-report.
It's always warm.
If you can see the moment you really like me, I want to see it.
You will get married.
You look like a child.
I'm looking at Instagram.
Is love and excitement different?
Love develops into love as a spirit.
Excitement is when you see an entertainer and go like this.
Is it like shaking in between?
What am I saying?
Have you asked your friends about it?
No one.
What did you say?
You're crazy.
What do you want to see first?
I want to see you loosen your tie.
Why?
I want to see Ishida in a night scoop.
Then I will go.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
How was work?
I'm tired.
Well, I'm tired, but...
As I thought...
When I get home...
I feel better.
What did you say?
Mom!
It's a match!
I want you to use the wallpaper.
Wallpaper...
After that...
I will say my lines again.
Do you like me?
Yes.
What is this?
My love for you has increased.
But I don't know yet.
I like you because you are close to me and solve my problems.
I want you to be close to me.
I'm talking to you in the night scoop.
I have a request for you.
I've been a man's barefoot fetch since I was 21 years old.
I saw Detective Ishida's barefoot in the night scoop and it was my ideal foot.
So I'd like you to touch Detective Ishida's foot.
Mr. Takahashi!
Thank you.
He's cute.
Do you like me?
No.
That's very nice.
I'll do it with scissors.
Scissors?
Because I want to have fun.
Scissors?
Yes.
Then I'll do whatever you like.
Oh, it's very good.
Oh, it's my type.
It's best to poke it, isn't it?
Oh, yes, it is.
Thank you.
Oh, but I really want to eat it.
No, don't do it.
I don't want to get too close to you.
I don't want to hear it from you.
I'll ask you one last time.
Is it love? Or excitement?
It's love.
What?
When I saw you talking with the client at the end,
I was sure you were in love with me.
But I know love doesn't come easy.
From now on, I'll support you in front of the TV as your biggest fan.
Thank you, mother!
What did you say to your mother?
All three of you are crazy.
She said it in a cute way.
Takahashi-kun, after the broadcast,
I got a question from a man's barefoot fetishist on social media.
How did Detective Ishida's feet look like?
How did you do it?
I don't know!
Takahashi-kun cut his toenails and brought them back from Osaka.
He's crazy.
What is Detective Ishida's first place in 2020?
This is a request from 30-year-old nurse Ryoko Kusumori, who lives in Osaka City.
I love all living things, but I especially love reptiles and insects.
At home, I hunt snakes, deers, and tarantulas,
but deers look so delicious that I want to eat them too, so I cooked and ate them.
They were insanely delicious!
There are two types of insects that I can't help but be interested in and are said to be very delicious.
They are cherry caterpillars and palm tree caterpillars.
I really want to eat them, so would you like to look for them with me?
It's like going back in time.
Now, we don't have enough food.
It's more like insects than beef or pork,
so I want you to eat a lot of them.
It's very high in protein.
I'm pretty noisy when it comes to protein.
I'm totally fine with it.
Of course, there will be times like that.
Like Uber Eats or a delivery guy bringing in insects.
I love reptiles and I want to eat them.
What kind of woman is she?
Hello. Are you Ms. Kusumori?
Yes, I am. Hello.
Your image is too different.
You like insects that reptiles eat, don't you?
Yes, I love both of them.
You are cleaning it up very well.
What is this?
This is a crested gecko, which is a member of the yamori.
Oh, it's a gecko!
This is cute!
It's cute!
This size is good.
What is this block?
This is food.
Yamori eats this baby.
Yamori eats this baby?
Yes, I eat this adult gecko.
You really eat it?
Yamori starts eating it and it looks delicious.
This is its face.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
How is it?
It's very cool!
Yes, it is.
This is it!
It's a heracles wolf, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's so cool!
This is a pet, isn't it?
This is my meal.
Do you really eat a heracles wolf?
Yes, I do.
How do you eat it?
I fry it and eat it.
Then, I'll enjoy it.
Wow!
The inside is a little puffed up.
Wow! It's delicious!
Well, it looks like a hamburger here.
Oh!
It's done!
Yes.
I'll enjoy it.
Yes.
Yes, it's good.
Is it good?
Yes, it is.
It's sweet, isn't it?
There is a lot of muscle up to the tip of my mouth.
This is really good.
It's a crab!
You're sucking it!
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
It's savory.
You finally asked for it.
Yes.
I've heard that it's really good.
I'm interested in it.
Where can I eat it?
Hello.
There are two things I really want to eat.
Yes.
Yashio...osa...zo...mushi.
That's really good.
It's said that it's the best in Japan.
It's said that it's more delicious than that.
I've always wanted to eat it.
You've never eaten it before.
Yes.
The other one is cherry caterpillar.
Oh, yes, yes.
It eats cherry leaves and eats cherry's aroma.
It's called "kumari", and it's a caterpillar that stores it very richly.
Do you know where it is?
Well, Yasuyo-sazomushi is quite south.
It has to be warm.
As for cherry caterpillar,
Yes.
Unfortunately, I don't think you can get it anywhere now.
However, if it's frozen, it's a little like our freezer.
Wait a minute.
Yasuyo-sazomushi is a caterpillar that I really want to eat, so if you catch it, please bring it to me.
Because it's cherry caterpillar and there's a freezer at Mr. Uchiyama's place, it's secure.
However, if you eat it at hand, it's probably too good for caterpillar.
Speaking of caterpillars, what do you say?
Crazy.
Welcome to "Creature Hunter" Nakagawa-san.
Thank you for having me.
Where are we now?
We are in Wakayama Prefecture.
Yes.
Over here, we have...
"Yashi-o-osa-zoumu-shi".
It says "yashi" on the name, but are there yashi trees?
Well, it's not just about yashi.
In Japan, you can only eat about yashi trees.
In Wakayama Prefecture, there are a lot of yashi trees in the south.
Isn't that yashi?
Yes, it's yashi.
This phoenix itself is already dead.
It's already dead.
This is the phoenix's trunk.
And this is "yashi-o-osa-zoumu-shi".
Wow!
This is what's left of it.
If it were alive, it would have an opening that doesn't have a lid on it.
And if you crack it open, it's inside.
A larva?
It's either a larva, an adult, or a caterpillar.
Oh, isn't that an eyeball?
Look.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, it's an eyeball.
It's this big.
It's wrapped like this.
It's in here.
I see. So it's that thing.
Looking for eyebrows.
Wow!
It's true!
It's an eyeball!
Oh, it's true!
I'm going to crack it open.
It's hard.
Mold.
But it's an adult.
It's dead in the middle of it.
It's dead.
Oh!
It's the head.
But it's still small.
There are some that are twice this size.
There are some that have devoured it.
Wait a minute!
What's this?
This is it!
Oh!
Wow!
This is it?
It's a larva.
I'm so happy!
Before you make eyebrows...
Let's get it out of here.
The way it comes out is amazing!
I'm very happy!
Look at this shape!
Wow! It's cute!
It emits a lot of light, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
Because it emits light, sugar is made, right?
Alcohol and sugar.
That's probably why insects become sweeter, right?
I see.
You have to do it as long as you have time.
That's right.
You have to do it until you get lost.
Please come out!
What a shame!
This is the last one.
We're running out of time.
I want to eat it as soon as possible.
Excuse me.
Hello!
Nice to meet you. My name is Ishida.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Michiyama. Nice to meet you.
I'm really looking forward to it, too.
Look at this!
Sakura Kemushi's version.
Let's taste it first.
Wow!
This is...
I can't eat it.
It has a strong smell of sakura.
It smells really good.
Really?
It smells like sakura!
It does, doesn't it?
I'm surprised!
Do you want to eat it?
I want to eat it.
What is this?
I ate only one.
I'm nervous.
First of all...
Sakura Kemushi's version.
I'll put it in.
It looks delicious.
Ta-da!
Thank you. It smells really good.
Ms. Kusumori will eat it.
Sakura Kemushi's version.
Thank you for it.
It's very delicious.
It's elastic and crispy, and the scent of cherry blossoms spreads and it's sweet and delicious.
It's sweet.
It's not good, but it's delicious.
It's a snack.
Now, today's main dish.
It's a Japanese dish of "Jashigo-osazu-omushi".
I'll eat it.
It smells sweet.
It's true.
It smells very good.
Finally.
It's been a long time since morning.
I'll eat it.
I licked it.
It's very sweet.
I feel like I'm eating a fruit.
Is it that sweet?
Yes, it's the most delicious dish I've ever eaten.
Oh, hello.
It's true.
It's the best and delicious.
It's true.
Let's start the quiz.
What was the reason why customers started eating insects?
Did you get it?
It's a matter of chance.
Do you eat insects?
Why do you eat insects?
You said it.
Let's start the quiz.
What was the reason why customers started eating insects?
Because lizards looked delicious when they ate cockroaches.
What's wrong with you?
Maybe you've run out of batteries.
What's wrong with you?
You shouldn't have answered it.
Next, team KAKEYAMA.
You should have asked for help from your parents.
Next, team HASHIMOTO.
You like insects, don't you?
You were too slow.
The Japanese response has changed.
Hatohi is out of step now.
What was the reason why customers started eating insects?
It's in the video, so watch it carefully.
Because lizards looked delicious.
Why do you eat insects?
The youtuber "yamori" said that because lizards looked delicious.
What's wrong with you?
Okay, a team out of time is wrong!
What is it?
It's "yamori".
It says "tokage" on it.
"tokage" and "yamori" are mixed up!
I haven't seen "tokage" yet, so "yamori".
Can I just abstain for now?
The best of 2020 selected by the fans continues with me, Kenji Tamura!
First up is Nina's VTR.
The best of 2020 selected by the fans continues with me, Kenji Tamura!
First up is Nina's VTR.
Please watch it!
It's really long!
The client who lives in Fukui Prefecture is a rare gangster gal.
Her biggest worry is not being able to walk around in pinwheels.
Who are you?
This is my husband.
Oh, you're married?
Yes, but we're still married.
Really?
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
I work at a bank.
You work at a bank?
Yes, like a bank robber.
While you're working?
Yes.
You have a shoplifter's back.
I opened my own shop.
What?
Yes.
A president?
Yes. I'm aware of my strength, but I can only wear underwear and slippers.
So you want to wear pinwheels and look like a woman president.
Yes, I want to look cool.
That's what you want to do, right?
Yes.
Is it difficult to walk in pinwheels?
Yes, you can fall down as soon as you stand up.
What?
She wants to dash in pinwheels like a fan of Amuro Namie.
You want to wear pinwheels and go on a stage like Amuro Namie in Fukui?
Yes, it's a stage.
It's cute!
It's amazing!
Let's go.
Okay.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
No!
Wait! No! No! No!
Wait! Why are you limping?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
You limped?
Is this your first time?
Is it your first time as black girls?
Ouch!
I didn't touch you!
No matter how many times you fall, it's okay as long as you're a soft sand horse.
Motoku starts as a coach of an athletics competition.
The feeling is exactly the same.
Be conscious of the front here.
Be conscious of here.
The front?
Yes, this finger here.
The finger?
Be conscious of it.
Look at my toes.
Yes, your toes.
You can do it, right? Your toes.
Like this?
Look straight ahead.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The power is wrong.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Closer, closer, closer.
Good, good.
It's open!
You're tired, okay, okay.
It's moving quite a lot between my shoes.
If you fastener it here...
You're fastening it with a taping, right?
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
But you can do it.
It feels like sneakers.
I'll show you.
Try running.
Oh, no, no!
Shut up!
Oh, oh, oh!
You can do it! See? See? See?
You can do it! See? See?
See? See? You can do it!
Go, go, go!
That was a good one!
We've prepared something safe no matter how you fall.
It's okay no matter how many times you fall!
It's easy!
Go with all your might!
Okay!
Come here and run!
He grabbed it!
Wait, didn't you forget about it?
I forgot about it!
We've invited a pinheel expert.
It's the drag queen, Lulu Daisy!
Wings!
Wow!
Amazing!
Cute!
Here I go!
Wow, you're running!
Why are you eating me?
I thought it would be easier for you to understand.
Learn from Sensei's running style!
Yes!
It's suspicious.
It's suspicious from behind.
Oh, but, but...
But you're running, aren't you?
He's a thief.
Maybe that's better.
Ta-dah!
What's that?
Are you being tied up?
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts, doesn't it?
And then you go "gori gori" and "gori gori"
The middle foot works like a spring.
So you have to use it when you run.
If you use it wrong, it's no good.
Then I'm pretty good at it.
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm good at it.
Ouch! Ouch!
It's a little funny, but...
Ouch! Ouch!
It's a little funny, but...
Ouch! Ouch!
Okay, let's do it one more time.
You can do it!
Okay!
No, no, relax.
Ouch!
He's tied up.
Ouch! Ouch!
Okay, now...
You're going to wear pinheels like this...
And do your best!
Yay!
Be the blue waves of Fukui Prefecture!
Leave it to me!
Okay, now...
Let's do it!
Can he do it?
He did it!
Wow!
Look ahead! Look ahead!
Look ahead! Look down!
Wow!
Run!
You can do it!
Wow!
That's amazing!
How was it?
I'm about to cry.
Cool!
You're proud of yourself!
That's the president's way of walking!
Since he's a black gal,
he wanted to wear something stylish like that,
but he couldn't.
And now,
he's wearing a white t-shirt and dancing.
He's a normal black gal now.
What's the first place of 2020?
Here it is!
This is a request from Kyoko Kobayashi,
a 44-year-old company employee
who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
"When I was seven years old,
I lost my father to cancer.
I was young."
"I'm the youngest of three sisters,
and I heard you took good care of me,
but I don't remember much about my father."
"When my father died at 44 years old,
I suddenly had more opportunities
to think about my father."
"Mothers and sisters remember their fathers,
but they miss the fact
that only they don't remember them,
and they want to be spoiled more."
"Now that my father is gone,
there are people who want me
to hug and say 'yes, yes,'
This is a rock band."
Sheena & Rockets' Makoto Ayukawa.
After her father passed away, her grandmother watched Ayukawa-san on TV and deluded herself that she was her son,
and she was so furious that she shouted "MASAHAKI!" and cried out her name.
She wants Ayukawa-san to take her place of her father and spoil her as much as she can.
This is a wish of the whole family, including her mother and sister.
I can only thank Ayukawa-san, but when I look at her, I remember the good old days of Japan with the smell of the Showa era.
One day, she may look like Director Matsumoto.
Sheena & Rockets' Makoto Ayukawa.
After her father passed away, her grandmother watched Ayukawa-san on TV and deluded herself that she was her son,
and she was so furious that she shouted "MASAHAKI!" and cried out her name.
One day, she may look like Director Matsumoto.
Sheena & Rockets' Makoto Ayukawa.
They look alike!
Wow!
What? Dad?
Wow!
Dad, you look so cool!
What did you do for a living?
I was a public servant.
A public servant?
Were you in charge of acting from the city hall?
Yes, I was.
I usually wore glasses.
They look alike!
If I can meet your mother or sister, I'd like to talk with them.
Sure.
I'd like to hear a lot of things from you.
Thank you for having me.
Wow, your mother looks healthy, too.
I'm 97 years old.
What?
She's 77 years old.
77?
She's 87 years old.
What?
No, no.
You have a lot of hair.
Makoto Ayukawa of Siena & Rockets
You look just like your late father.
I was surprised when I first saw you.
Were you surprised?
Yes.
Hakatanmon Raamen
Aotakewatte Egoikaku
Batten Raamen
It's a world-famous name.
It's called "Hakatanmon Raamen".
You're right.
Hakatanmon Raamen is now on sale!
Look at this commercial.
What kind of husband was he?
He was straight-forward and strict.
But he wouldn't say no to people's requests.
Was he a good man?
Well...
He was extremely strict with me.
Oh, really?
He only had a scary image of me.
He was the complete opposite of that.
He was just cute and cute.
He was like a thinking parent.
He had a bag in his father's stomach.
It was like it was already in his stomach.
He was like, "I want you to say yes, yes, yes."
But he was a rock and roller.
If he was doing something like a variety show,
he could say anything.
But he was a rock and roller.
It's impossible, isn't it?
Can I ask you if it's impossible?
What?!
Hello!
I'm your husband!
No!
Oh!
Hello, ma'am.
Hello.
Thank you for watching the commercial.
Thank you for watching it.
Thank you.
Do I look like him?
No, you don't!
Oh!
You surprised me!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you, too.
Thank you.
When you go home and meet next time, I will ask you to treat me like a father.
Dad, I'm going home. Please do anything for me.
Let me be your mother.
I'm glad you said you worked hard.
I want to touch you.
I've seen you hug me a lot.
When we were little, you were behind me.
I don't remember it anymore.
Let's be good to each other.
I'm not used to it.
I don't know what to do.
I've never taken a picture with my family.
Not a single one.
Mom, I haven't taken it either.
You're being hugged.
I don't remember it.
You're being hugged.
She's the oldest.
What about you?
I have work. I'll come back as soon as it's over.
If you have time, let's meet up.
Mom, I'm home.
She's home.
Welcome back.
I'm nervous.
Hello.
Welcome back.
I'm home.
Welcome back.
I'm nervous.
Dad, aren't you cold?
Would you like some tea or beer?
I'll have some tea today.
Would you like some tea?
It's still raining.
Teto.
Dad, don't you think you should change?
Dad, you should change.
Mom, I don't know how to change.
I forgot how to change.
That's nice of you.
I didn't know you were dressed like this.
Are you okay?
This is for you, Dad.
Thank you.
Can you go get Dad's cigarette?
I left it in the corner.
Dad's cigarette.
That's the highlight.
Dad always smokes something else.
But today, Dad will smoke the highlight that he smoked that day.
I didn't have a cigarette.
It's a highlight.
Since we're here, shall we sing a song?
A song?
Whose song?
Dad's song.
I have a memory of practicing Seto's bride's song.
Seto's bride's song.
You like Nagoriyuki, don't you?
Nagoriyuki?
Yes, yes.
That's it.
It's a rock and roll song, though.
You made it popular.
You practiced this, didn't you, Dad?
It's similar.
Am I good at it?
It's similar.
Your voice is similar, too.
Your singing voice.
♪ I was born
Chief, chief, you remember a lot of things, don't make such a serious face.
Dad, what is your favorite song, dad?
My hobby has changed from before.
What song is it?
It's the robing stones song.
I like it.
Dad...
I want to do my best in the future, so I will do my best in the future.
You are a cheerleader.
You are good girls.
I'm proud of you.
You praised me.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
You praised me for the first time, dad.
You did your best.
Thank you.
Don't worry, I'll watch you from heaven.
Thank you, mom.
Thank you.
Good girl.
Thank you, dad.
What song do you want to sing?
Good girl.
I think it's heavy for you to carry.
Do you want me to carry you?
Dad, are you okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'll carry you, dad.
Mother, I'm a little hungry.
You like it, dad.
I want to eat something.
Do you want to have grilled rice?
Okay, grilled rice.
I'm not good at chopping.
It looks delicious.
Mom, eat with me.
They look alike.
Who is it?
Hello.
It's my father.
It's strange.
A picture of five families.
Because you are here, too.
A picture of five families.
It's good.
You are spoiled.
I told you to be spoiled.
They look alike.
Their behavior is alike.
The clothes she wore and the cigarette she smoked are still in her room.
Here is the quiz!
When I, Tamura Kenji, asked my mother her age, what did she say?
She said she was 77 years old.
If you think about what Tamura-san might say, it should come out naturally.
I'm really moved, but is there a quiz?
Let's start with the military police team!
Is it 77? 179 Fever!
Na Na Na Na Na Fever!
Do you have that kind of character?
You say "Char", don't you?
No, I say "char" more.
Let's move on to the military police team!
Tamura-san often says in the dressing room, "Takeru- san, please try that pot once!"
Takeru-san, please try that pot once!
This is what Tamura-san says a lot.
I like it best when I see you say "this is delicious" like this.
I can't say it in this situation.
Let's start with the military police team!
77 years old.
77?!
If you are 777 years old, you are 37!
99! 99!
You are funny!
You are wearing it again!
Next time, you should go home!
Let's see if Tamura-san is correct or not!
It's 90.
90?
77?
No, no, no.
Your hair is thick!
The correct answer is "Your hair is thick!".
The military police team is correct!
"Your hair is thick!". That's kind of rude!
No, no, no!
You're 77 years old!
How can you say that?
Have you ever been constipated?
Your way of saying it is a little more...
Hey, everyone...
Huh?
What are you doing?
It's over already!
Not a single one came up!
Not a single one!
Tamura has been sitting for a long time!
It's true!
I'm starting to get determined!
Shall we guess?
Let's guess!
"A-te-te-omoshiroku".
"Moo"?
What's that supposed to mean?!
Please!
Detective Nightscape "Forgetting the Year" Fan Thank You Party 2020 is finally coming to an end!
The one who will stop the bird is...
Detective Kazama Kanpei!
Thank you!
First of all, we have a video of the dog, so please watch it!
Huh?
What's with the dog?
Detective Nightscape "Forgetting the Year" Fan Party 2020
The dog that the client is buying loves to drive!
But, as he approaches the crossing, he suddenly starts to shake, and when he sees the train, he goes crazy and falls into a panic in the car!
He's been quiet in the car, hasn't he?
He's been looking at the scenery all the time...
It's about time, isn't it?
It's about time...
Yeah...
Wow!
It's coming, it's coming!
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
What?
No, I'm not...
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
What is it?
I don't like it, either!
What's with you?
It's difficult, you know...
Absolutely impossible!
- That's normal. - It is.
You know you're in trouble, right?
No, I know, but...
I wish you'd just take me to the railroad crossing.
There is a railroad crossing in Japan.
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it
Oh my, oh my
So the spike reacts by stepping or by train?
They thought of a strategy to find out.
Okay, we'll go by train!
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Take it off.
A train?
It's a train.
It's my first time crossing the sea.
Oh, really?
Yes, walking.
Wow, it's coming.
It's coming, but...
- Aren't you scared? Isn't it hot? - I'm not scared, I'm not scared!
- Then, let's go. - Do we cross?
- If we cross, we cross, right? - If we cross, we cross.
- It's not like crossing is scary. - That's right!
- It's a train, right? - A train! A train is coming!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
- I'm going to call an expert and ask for help. - An expert?
- Oh, good morning! - Oh, hello!
- Oh, hello! Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- How did you like it in the car? - I was pretty excited.
It's important to stop howling, but howling in front of you is the most important.
If you start howling, your excitement will increase, so it's hard to stop in the middle of the car.
First of all, I think you can endure the train passing calmly to some extent outside.
- Don't yell! - I think you can endure it!
Okay. Sit down.
- Look! Look! Look! - Sit down.
- Look! Look! Look! - Look! Look! Look!
- Wow! - Sit.
- Look! Look! - Sit down.
Call the train until you're bored.
- Look! Look! Look! Look! - Wow!
- Amazing! - For now, let's leave it here for now.
Let's go once.
Cachikoi!
Cachikoi! Cachikoi!
Cachikoi!
She's back! She's back! She's back!
Cachikoi! Cachikoi!
She's way better than earlier!
It's amazing that she's coming back after howling.
When she started howling, she couldn't stop.
Cachikoi!
Spike! Hold it! Hold it!
Oh, yes! Elhan! Hold it! Yes!
OK!
I am ready to attack.
What did you do?!
Training continued even after this.
It's a condition, right?
A condition.
Experts do it like this.
Okay, forget about the food. Eat it.
Come here.
Oh, you're right. You're right.
You're right.
You're right. You're right.
Okay, then, what is the first single item of 2020?
Well, this is a night scoop.
Well, it's amazing.
Well, it's divine.
This is a request from Mr. Akemi Yamawaki, 52 years old, who lives in Shiga Prefecture.
When I was young, my colleague wanted to see the movement of the anus when I peed,
and he tried to look at it with a mirror,
but right after he saw the video,
he couldn't stop laughing after he was attacked by his helplessness.
So what exactly is the movement of the anus when you pee?
Or is it really that funny?
Could you investigate the mechanism of laughter that the anus has?
Well, this is the amazing thing about "Night Scoop".
It's like they're doing something that even YouTubers don't do on the ground.
For example, it's the anus where the soldier peed.
Is it divine?
Divine?
I don't know which one is divine, but it might be toilet paper's divine.
Well, I guess it's divine.
But in the end, it was forgiven because it was the soldier's pee.
First, what exactly is the movement of the anus when you pee?
Or is it really that funny?
If it's funny, why is it funny?
Let's investigate the mechanism of laughter that the anus has!
I wonder if it's really funny.
I think this is a great research.
After all, you have to convince the director.
Oh, as expected! It's Nidoscope!
After all, you have to impress him.
I'd like to call in the two artists.
This is Nidoscope's main artist.
You don't look like you can do it.
It's always the worst.
When you fart, can you imagine what happens to your anus?
I've never seen an anus move.
Tell me when you're about to fart.
I don't know if it's going to come out.
I'm too lazy.
What is this?
- Did you fart in front of me? - No, I didn't.
- Did you fart with your hands? - Yes.
- I'll fly away. - No, you can't fly away.
You can't fly away.
Even if I tell you not to be patient with your anus, you won't listen.
- That's right. - It's too early for you to say it, but you really farted.
I'm stupid.
- No, you said you went out. - Oh, I see.
- I think I can do it. - Oh, you can do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - What's wrong with you?
- I think I can do it when I go up. - Slowly, slowly.
- I think I can do it when I go up. - I think I can do it when I go up.
- Aoki, can you bring your mouth up to my butt? - Yes.
- Can you blow like this? - Yes.
[Laughter]
Huh? I think I can do it.
You can do it.
[Laughter]
You can do it.
I did it.
[Laughter]
You did it.
It was amazing.
[Laughter]
It was amazing.
Your nose was amazing.
Hurry up and do it.
You can do it.
Hurry up.
You can do it.
I did it.
[Laughter]
What is that?
It was amazing.
Hurry up and do it.
You can do it.
Hurry up.
You can do it.
I did it.
[Laughter]
- What is it? - What do you think it is?
- What is it? - What is it?
If you say it with laughter, can you give an example?
It's a pattern that hasn't existed before.
- But what is it? - I wonder what it is.
- I don't have an impression of it. - It's always relaxed.
- It's relaxed. - It's relaxed all the time.
- The laughter. - The laughter.
It's not just laughing with sound.
- It's the movement of the larynx. - Movement.
The larynx itself isn't funny.
- The larynx... - The larynx...
- The movement of the larynx. - The movement of the larynx...
is funny.
It's funny no matter how many times you look at it.
[Laughter]
- Can you do it? - Yes, I can do it.
[Laughter]
- Isn't it a good quality? - Well...
- What do you think? - But...
- But it's always laughing. - Yes.
- It's like you're stupid. - Yes.
- Isn't it? - Yes, it is.
It's like you're walking by chance...
and you fall and go into the dark.
Isn't it like that?
[Laughter]
Isn't it like you're walking by chance...
and you fall and go into the dark.
Isn't it like that?
[Laughter]
- Isn't it like that? - I don't know.
- Well, for example... - Oh, I...
- A bird is crying. - I can do it.
- Oh, I can do it. - I can do it.
[Laughter]
- Ah, you caught me! - Ah, you caught me!
[Laughter]
- Ah, I can do it.
- Pffft, I can do it.
- It doesn't open.
- Ah, I can do it.
- Pffft, I can do it.
- It doesn't open.
[Laughter]
- It doesn't open at all.
- It doesn't.
- But the sound is amazing.
- The sound doesn't make you laugh.
It's not funny because there is no change in facial expressions, is it?
That's right.
I'd like to go to a cafe once and see if I can laugh at it based on this.
I think it's a little out of focus, so I'll do it again.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it's open, it's open!
Open it up! Open it up!
Open it up!
(laughter)
Is this for real?
What?
I can't take out only cigar, right?
I'm tired of talking.
7 coins.
Yes.
I can do it.
Open it up.
It flew out.
How can I express it?
It's impossible on TV.
I can't do it.
I can't do it on video.
But I can do it on illustrations and cartoons.
Come in.
Hello.
I'm Inazuma Yusuke from Nigao.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Inazuma Yusuke from Nigao.
I'm sending this to cartoons.
I can't show it like this.
I see.
Can you watch it?
Yes.
Open it up.
I was shocked.
What are you doing?
I've never seen such an interesting TV.
Open it up.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
That was shocking.
It was shocking.
We all went out for a meal that day.
Yes, yes.
It goes like this.
Yes.
You were really embarrassed, weren't you?
Of course I was.
[Laughter]
We really wanted to see that video.
Yes, we wanted to see it.
We really asked you to show it to us.
But you told us not to show it to you.
Yes.
You were embarrassed.
We didn't have anything to show you.
[Laughter]
This is going to be the last question.
Good luck, everyone.
What did Detective Kanpei say when he pooped?
This is the last question.
We are going to judge it strictly.
Let's look at it in order.
First, Detective Kanpei's team.
Yes.
I'm sorry, Detective Kan-nin-na.
Did you say that?
I'm sure you didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
Next, Detective Takeyama's team.
I think I said it like this.
Yes.
Poop?
Poop? No, my penis!
[Laughter]
I think I said it like this.
There's this, too.
Poop rocker?
Like Chisuta rocker?
Which one is it?
Poop rocker?
[Laughter]
Lastly, Hashimoto's team.
Look at the poop properly.
Look at it properly.
I don't think you said you did it.
Should we give it to you?
[Laughter]
Should we give it to you?
Why are you silent?
Is there an answer?
Look at the correct area.
[Laughter]
It jumped out.
The correct answer is "Jumped out."
[Laughter]
So, all of you are wrong.
[Laughter]
So, in 2020,
there will be no winning team.
[Cheering]
Mr. Kurabe, in 2020,
you were a poop, but how was it?
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]