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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
Chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru
Omae wo tsutamaete michuu ni
It's time for Detective Nightscope. Injecting a sharp message into the complex modern society,
I'm Hiroshi Matsumoto, the director of Detective Night Scrup, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
And then there's Saori Matsuda, a reporter. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Great flow. That's wonderful, isn't it? But that's just the way it is, I don't know why I'm calling myself the director.
Lately, God's God, God's God may be an Augenskaser, but it does exist, this program.
Wait, why is that?
I wonder if it's okay for us to judge, because we, the detective team, can't judge.
Also, as someone who is about to give a presentation today, I'm suddenly feeling nervous.
It's a language that leads to tension, and I do it with that in mind every time.
Today, let's go to your first request.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Seigo Shinohara, 54 years old, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
Good evening, everyone at the Detective Bureau. Please feel free to ask me your concerns. I have a complex that I have had for the past 54 years since I was born. it is,
not being able to ride a bicycle.
Since childhood, I have felt inferior, but I have managed to live somehow.
However, three years ago, I invited myself to a situation in which I had to overcome no matter what.
That is why I am currently working in India.
Most of the Indian means of transport are bicycles and motorcycles.
Being in a situation where I have to ride a bicycle and cannot live without it, I am completely recognized as a passenger who cannot ride a bicycle and is ridiculed every day.
Rumors are spreading all over the city that it is okay not to ride a bicycle.
The complex that I forcibly closed seems to be exploding even now.
Therefore, Mr. Detective, could you lend me your strength to obtain other sources and means of transport as an Indian monk?
Fortunately, I am currently returning to Japan, so I would like you to do something about it before returning to India.
Well, various rumors have been made about me, but three years ago, when I went out to play with my friends, I happened to encounter a great Indian monk.
So, while I was talking, I took a breath and, with the flow of time, I became a disciple of my friend and his friend.
- That's amazing. - With the flow of time?
- Even my friends? - I want to be a monk.
- It's a great flow of time. - Well, I would like to see everyone again in India until the corona calms down and I can ride a bicycle again.
So, could the Indian monk be able to ride a bicycle safely? Please take a look at it.
No, I can't ride a bicycle.
Indian monk.
- Oh, it's him. - Good morning.
- Oh, you don't look like a monk at all. - No, while I'm in Japan, I'm back to being a disciple of my friend.
- Don't you have to shave or anything like that? - No, I don't.
- If I become a monk in India again, of course I won't be afraid of it. - Then, why don't you go and ride a bicycle for a while?
- Would you like me to ride a bicycle? - I've brought my bike with me, so why don't you go and ride a bicycle for a while?
- How do you ride a bicycle? - Well, I don't know how to ride a bicycle, but I'll show you how to ride a bicycle.
- Oh, you didn't take it off. - Did you just take it off?
- No, I didn't take it off. - You have a strange consciousness.
- It's burnt.
- Can you move forward a little? - How do you do it?
- Like this. - No, no, no.
- I can't do it. - It's dangerous.
- I can't do it. - Really?
- I really can't do it. - I see.
- So you want to ride it again? - No, I have to ride it.
- Are you in danger? - Yes, I am in danger.
- Didn't you get attacked by your parents? - I did.
- Did you get attacked? - No, of course my parents attacked me.
- In the middle of it, my dad told me to do my best. - Did you let it go?
- I don't want to say it like that, but it might be like that.
- But you are already 54 years old. - Yes.
- You can run away like this. - Right?
- That's what you felt like, right? - Yes.
- In India, when you are young... - That's it.
- Like this. - No, no, no.
- You are like a child soccer player. - Right?
- Wow, you are strong. - And this is Mizuchi.
- He is young. - He is like my child.
- It was good up to this point. - Only bicycles.
- And motorcycles.
- You don't have to say it, but Mizuchi is scared of people, motorcycles and bicycles.
- He tells everyone about it. - Did you get caught?
- When you go to the police station, everyone laughs at you. - They tease you.
- These kids laugh at you. - They tease me a lot.
- They tease you a lot. - Why do you say unnecessary things?
- Oh, you're Misochi? - Yes, I'm Misochi.
Oh, you're different from what I thought you'd be!
This is it!
Don't you think it's a little more funny?
You've changed it up a little more, haven't you?
Well, well, well, behind the scenes...
Everyone's talking behind your back...
Well, it's perfect as a story, isn't it?
It's the last story, isn't it?
If you say you can't ride a bicycle,
"Oh, it's him," you say.
And everyone applauds you.
But if you say you want to ride a bicycle...
It's impossible, isn't it?
Well, I think Indian monks think it's impossible, too.
That's not why I'm wearing this outfit today.
- Then let's do our best! - Yes!
- Now, in order to make it a wider place... - Yes?
- I borrowed one corner of the circuit. - Yes!
- As much as you want! - Yes!
Then I'll try to hold it back, so...
- You know, like "oton" or "okan." - Oh, I got it!
- Here we go! - Yes!
This is amazing!
Oh, I know what you mean! I've never practiced this as an adult!
You can do this because you're a little kid!
I just realized it!
I'll try to hold it back, too!
Oh, you're doing it!
You're doing it!
- Oh, wait a minute! - Oh, wait a minute!
It's really hard!
- I'm sorry! - Wow!
- But I'm happy! I'm happy! - Wait a minute!
- I was really happy! - You know...
- I was really happy! - Didn't you feel your legs floating for a second?
- I was really happy! - Then let's go!
- If you can hold it like that... - You can't ride a bicycle, can you?
Why do you say that?
- Why do you say that? - It's obvious!
- Because you're practicing! - I don't like it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I think it's different! - Huh?
Can you hold it for a second?
Now you can step in from the right, right?
I'll let you go. Do you understand?
All you have to do is control the left and right.
That was really good!
- Let's go. - You should add more.
Let's remember it all. All of the frustrations.
Right and then immediately left. Yes!
- Oh, you can do it! - Yes, yes, yes!
Do you want me to let you go?
- Get in! Get in for a second! - I got in! I got in!
Look!
Hey! I was talking and then getting in! I'm early today!
- Did you get in? - I'm 54 years old!
- Why do you say that? - Is it exposed today?
- It's good! It's good! - It's good, isn't it?
- It's good! - It might be better than I thought.
Can you step in from the right and right?
- That's it! That's it! - Oh, I see.
- Let me go! - Can you hold it for a second?
- Let me go! - Oh, you can do it!
- Hey! Hey!
- No, but... - Why are you talking?
- You said you couldn't talk! - No, I was talking and then I got in!
- But that was really good! - Was it good?
I know the concept of braking.
You're lying! I thought you were crazy!
Did you really practice until now?
- No, I knew it, but I didn't get in at all. - Also, you need to be able to control it.
- So... - Yes.
- I agreed with you. - Yes.
You're quick to accept things.
- You're like BG-4. - Yes.
- You're like a doll that moves. - Yes.
- I and AD's Kinoshita will support you. - Yes.
- Yes, thank you. - While keeping your balance, you can focus on driving and riding.
Focus on riding...
- Then, I'll go. - Yes.
Oh, my.
What's going on?
Oh, my.
It's a counterattack.
My wrist...
It's amazing.
Brake! Brake! Brake!
- Brake! Brake! - Brake! Brake!
Brake! Brake! Brake!
- My foot... - Brake!
Brake! Brake!
Brake!
- Brake! Brake! - Brake! Brake!
- Oh, this... - Yes! Yes! Yes!
No one is used to it!
It was so effective that it made me laugh!
- It made me laugh... - What?!
Isn't it amazing?!
Because this kind of thing...
It's a pattern of immediate dislocation.
This is...
Using this, in the first blow...
- It showed a tremendous effect. - No, but...
- Because of this... - We were surprised, too!
No, I was the most surprised.
I, too, didn't think it would go this far, but...
- Do you have a sense of balance? - Yes, I do.
Wow, it's working.
It's the first sensation I've had.
It's good.
Without any assistance?
No, not at all. Let's try it.
- Can we? - Let's do it.
- Let's try it. - Yes.
- Here I go. - Yes.
- Here I go. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, you can do it! - Yes, you can do it!
- You can do it! - I got it! I got it!
- I'm coming! I'm coming! - You can do it! You can do it!
- You're doing great! - You're doing great!
- I did it. - You look like a neat terrorist.
- You did it just now, didn't you? - I did it.
- You've never ridden one like this, have you? - No.
- In order to make that feeling you have now a decisive one... - Yes!
- We've prepared an incredible final weapon for you. - Yes.
- It's the strongest version of the mono-scissor. - I see.
- It doesn't make a sound anymore. - Yes.
- And it's straight. It's got a trigger. - Yes.
- So it'll assist you with your propulsion. - Yes.
- You made it just for me, didn't you? - Is that so?
- Thank you. - That's right.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'll do my best. - Please do your best.
- Thank you. - Excuse me.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'll do my best. - You don't usually handle it like this, do you?
- I don't handle it like this at all. - Let's go.
- Let's ride it.
- I'll do my best.
Wow!
- It's hard to balance. - On the contrary, it's hard.
Let's ride it.
Come here.
Come here!
It's very straight.
It's very straight, but it's okay.
It's very good.
The slope is going up.
I think you're riding it well.
Don't you want to ride it for a moment?
- Okay. - Are you ready?
- I'll do my best. - Let's do it!
- Don't touch it. - Okay.
Let's go.
You're doing well.
- You're riding it well. - You're riding it well.
- Turn right. - Right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Come here. Stay on the right.
- To the right? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Go straight. - I see.
Go straight. Look ahead. Look ahead.
- Let go of the handle. - I see.
- Yes, yes, yes! - Wow!
- I'm happy, too! - Wow!
- It's good. - I can ride it.
Look to the right.
Keep the handle on the right and ride it slowly.
Yes, yes, yes! Look to the right!
Look at me! Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hang in there!
Turn right as soon as you can!
Turn right!
Yes, yes, yes!
Over there!
There it is! Over here!
There it is!
Pass it!
Come here!
Yes, yes, yes!
Great!
You did it in one second!
It's your turn to give your thoughts.
How do you feel now?
Do you feel like you can ride a bike?
I really wanted to go to my father's house.
But he passed away.
My father has been concerned about me not being able to ride a bike for a long time.
Your father, too?
Half a year before he passed away,
my father said to me, "Can you ride your own bike now?"
I thought it was my own fault.
I thought I was wrong in teaching my son how to ride a bike.
You didn't teach your son how to ride a bike.
But you saw him riding a bike.
I'm sure he was able to ride a bike.
I guess you're right.
But there's one more person you want to show us.
Mizo, right?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Mizo, stop it.
You're too young.
Come here!
Good job!
It must have been hard for you.
It took you a whole day.
I spent a lot of money on it, but it was worth it.
It was amazing.
I was like, "Bang!"
Bang!
Who's going to die?
But once it was over, Mizo gave me a bike as a gift.
It was a good friendship.
Let's move on to the next request.
This is a request from Mayumi Nishio, 46 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
I have a long-standing problem, and I would like you to solve it for me.
It is that my son does not laugh.
I try my best to make him laugh, but no matter what I do, he does not laugh at all.
My friend's reputation is good, but my son, whom I want to make laugh the most, does not laugh no matter what I do.
Would you like to cooperate with me in order to get a reward from my son even once?
Thank you very much for your request.
I see.
Of course, there are only detectives in this world.
Mr. Kanpei.
I've said it before.
My son laughs no matter what he watches on TV.
Does he laugh?
Of course, he does.
He does not laugh at what I do.
I see.
Now, you will know whether or not I laugh at what you do.
That's right.
He said it.
It's been a while since you last laughed at your son.
That's right.
How old is your son now?
He is 20 years old.
20 years old?
Yes.
Does he work?
No, he is a student.
Is he close with you?
He is very close with me.
Really?
Yes, we go shopping together.
Does he laugh at you when you watch TV?
Yes, he does.
Does he not laugh at what you do?
Yes, he does not laugh at that.
Why is that?
Because there is a video.
What kind of video?
Does he watch it?
My son does not know that there is a video.
What?
Na! Na! Na! Na!
Ha ha ha, it's heavy!
Fire extinguisher?
Heavy, heavy!
Oh, that's right!
Ah, you're trying hard!
"Yes." "You're trying really hard!"
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ha ha ha, hey!
You'd laugh, if you knew about it!
Hmm... You'd laugh, if you knew about it!
Oh, she must laugh.
Right?
Mom, you've gone a little crazy.
Mom, don't do it!
Do you say things like that?
I have no reaction at all.
When did you start thinking of making children laugh?
Well, five or six years ago, I started doing it in karaoke with my friends.
At that time, my friends were doing a big show.
My son also tried to make his friends laugh by doing a big show.
Oh, I see.
Did you also do a big show with your friends?
It was a big show.
No matter how many times I show it, it's still a big show.
That's true.
Can I have it?
Yes, of course. Please use it. I'll give it to you.
You came here with your friends.
Yes.
Is it that funny?
It's the best.
Are you graduates?
Yes.
Is it that funny?
Yes, it's funny.
Do you always watch it?
Yes.
Why don't you do it for us?
Shall we do it?
Mayumi, please!
Go! Go!
Her face! Her face!
Go! Go!
Nice!
Amazing! Amazing!
I'm tearing up.
You're doing great!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It would be bad if you had eyes.
It would be bad.
Yamako, what should I say?
If everyone is laughing,
your son will laugh, too.
There is an atmosphere.
If everyone is laughing,
you will laugh, too.
I always focus on my son alone.
It's good that we all laugh together.
Your son will be back soon.
I would like to see his daily life
with this hidden camera.
I would like to see his daily life
with this hidden camera.
Your son doesn't know
that you are filming with a camera.
This is called
monitoring.
I'm back.
It's been a while.
It's okay.
He's laughing.
His wife is laughing.
Will his son laugh?
Please!
I'm sorry.
Don't cry, wife.
You're always crying, son.
I'm sorry.
You're always crying, son.
I'm sorry.
Son.
You should be happy all the time.
I'm sorry.
You're trying so hard.
You're always crying, son.
This costume is amazing.
It's self-portrait.
It's so funny.
How old are you?
I'm 46 years old.
46 years old.
I'm a little embarrassed to see you.
Then I'll show you my costume.
Please.
It's so sour.
Thank you for watching.
(Laughter)
By the way...
Yes.
How was I?
Was it fun?
It wasn't fun at all.
Even though you tried so hard.
You do all kinds of things in front of the dragon, don't you?
And you don't laugh at all, do you?
That's why I want you to laugh no matter what you do.
I got a request for a night scoop.
Oh, I see.
It's a night scoop.
What do you think?
Don't you think it's interesting for your mother to do that?
I've been watching it since I was little,
so it's better for me to get used to it.
Really?
Yes.
That's amazing.
It's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
That means it's the same joke,
so you tried to laugh at first, but you couldn't.
That's right,
but in my mother's case,
it's often like that from the beginning.
What's with you?
I laughed at first,
but I think I'm going to make it harder and harder,
and that's one of the reasons why I don't laugh.
Even if I laugh a little bit,
I try not to laugh.
So you say, "Oh, it's interesting."
I say it a few times.
A few times?
You say it a few times.
Do you want her to stop?
Well, that's what's good about my mother,
so I want her to continue.
What are you talking about?
But you're happy.
It's embarrassing,
but aren't you happy?
I'm not happy.
But if your mother stops it,
you'll feel lonely.
I do feel lonely.
If she stops it.
If she stops it?
Yes.
If she stops it, you'll feel down.
Yes, that's true.
Right?
That's the whole story.
- That's right. - From now on.
Mr. Mayumi! Here's your signature!
Let's go to the next one!
It's here.
It's not like you at all.
You're amazing!
You've been working so hard since yesterday!
Working hard is amazing, but...
Hey, you!
It's rude of you to work so hard!
Right?
Yes.
Isn't it?
It's like this now.
Mom.
Yes.
We danced together.
With your son?
Yes, like my son.
You...
Me too?
Yes!
Don't do it!
I know how you feel.
Let's begin!
Yes!
That was wonderful!
Thank you!
Sora-kun, how was it?
I thought my mother was amazing.
I didn't think she would do it for me for the rest of my life.
I'm happy! Thank you!
I didn't want to laugh, but I'm very satisfied!
You're very satisfied?!
Yes!
But... I think I'm going to laugh from now on.
I see!
But my mother was also a cheerful mother, so I was also bored.
Recently, I'm 87 years old, so I don't know which one of us is stupid.
You're a really great wife, Sora.
I'll do my best.
But I was moved by your mother crying at the end.
Let's move on to the last request for today!
Yes! The last request is from Yukiko Kurihara, 49 years old, who lives in Hokkaido.
She is 80 years old and lives in Sendai City, Miyagi Prefecture, and is worried about her father.
Until now, she has been playing golf and playing sports and living a healthy life, but for some reason, suddenly since last year...
she has started getting addicted to medaka. She buys, raises, increases and keeps breeding them.
As more and more of them appear, she says she wants to sell them, and where did she hear about it?
There is a person who sold medaka and built a palace in Hiroshima. His fame goes beyond millions of years. He is a medaka god, as he says every day.
"I keep telling medaka god to continue," she says, "recently from patterns to iPhones, I even started using Instagram.
I try to teach you how to use Instagram many times a day, and I have a hard time asking for how to operate it on the phone, even though I am her real father."
Does a medaka god exist?
I want my father to know the truth about medaka, and I want him to sell it and build a palace.
So, suddenly, at 80 years of age, her father happens to buy medaka and searches for medaka gods in Hiroshima.
To sell medaka, he calls her every day to teach her how to use Instagram, and as a daughter, she is annoyed.
Her wife also says she doesn't like it, and she says she wants her husband to stop doing it.
What happened? Let's watch the video.
Is your father's medaka passion amazing?
It's amazing.
There are people who make hundreds of millions of yen with medaka.
And I also sell medaka and build a goten.
I want to make a medaka with shachihoko goten.
You make a medaka version of shachihoko goten and put it on.
It looks pretty dirty, though.
Let's do Instagram for now and think about it.
I talked about it.
First of all, you can't tell me how to do Instagram as many times as you like.
What are you doing?
Your forehead is shining.
It's really shining.
You're the one who's shooting medaka.
I can't get my hands on it.
If you don't listen to what people say, you won't learn anything.
Are you going to your father's house for now?
My mother doesn't want me to show her my house.
How does your medaka look like?
How many medaka do you have? I want to see all of them.
I got all of them from my iPhone.
How do you know all of them?
This is my father's medaka hut.
You've gotten used to it.
The number of medaka is increasing.
Did you get all of them?
There are a lot of medaka that have continued to grow.
I bought six of them, but the reproduction rate is relatively poor.
There are only about 30 of them.
This is a type of medaka called "diamond dust".
It shines like a light and emits a light like a diamond.
There are only 80 of them.
Only 80 of them?
If there are 20 of them, it will cost about 100 million yen.
I see.
If it's 100 million yen, it's like a mouse.
If it's 100 million yen, it's like 100 million yen.
What do you think of your father?
I want to raise a good medaka and sell it.
What can I do for you?
I want you to reduce it a little and enjoy it a little.
You only care about money, don't you?
That's right.
If it increases properly, it will cost 100 million yen.
If it's 100 million yen, it's like a mouse.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
How many medaka do you have now?
I can't calculate how many medaka there are now.
Can you estimate it?
I think it's about 1,500 medaka.
I learned how to open the Internet.
I recently posted it on Instagram.
What did you post?
Instagram?
I practiced posting on Instagram on my smartphone.
I don't know.
I'm just practicing.
I said it out loud.
You idiot!
What was the question I asked you?
I don't remember it at all.
If it's 100 million yen, it's like a mouse.
If you raise a good medaka and sell it, it will cost money.
Does a medaka make money in the first place?
I'm very curious about whether you can build a house with a medaka.
I built a medaka breeding ground about ten times larger than the Tokyo Dome.
It's a place where medaka gods live.
There was an old woman who was a bonsai killer 20 years ago.
I'd like to hear her dark story.
Is it true?
Is it her dark story?
How does it make money?
Which one do you want to hear?
It makes money, doesn't it?
Don't overstate it.
Even if we persuade you not to do it, it won't work.
To make you give up, you have to overstate it.
You have to realize how hard it is for you and how much you have to do.
If you do that, you'll probably realize your age and physical strength.
Or how much you have to worry about others.
Here we are.
It's like a dream.
A dream?
What is this? What do you have in your hand?
I studied this and put it in my head.
I see.
Of course, I have contacted you.
I heard that there is a god of medaka here.
A god?
I don't know, but maybe it's my father.
Your father?
No, it's your son.
Yes, it's my son.
Is it him?
It's a god.
Hello.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Are you a god of medaka?
Yes, I am.
I don't have a god, but I'm sorry for the wait.
Did you make all of this?
Yes, I did.
I got all of these mountains for medaka.
You got all of these mountains for medaka?
Yes.
Medaka is an image of a countryside.
It's neither a sea nor a city.
There are mountains and old houses.
There is a river flowing in the countryside.
That's the image of medaka.
Without mountains, you can't imagine medaka.
I made this.
It's a god who painted his shoes in dark medaka.
Yohkihi.
It's my aunt who made it.
I made red medaka as soon as possible.
It became a big trend.
This is the beginning of sea medaka.
I think it was 18 years ago.
18 years ago.
At that time, it was sold for more than 1,000 yen.
It was sold for about 2,000 yen.
2,000 yen.
When it was released.
About 100,000 of them were sold.
At least, it's medaka.
It's said that it's sold for 200 million yen.
200 million yen.
It's a color that anyone will be happy about.
For example, from 50,000 yen to 100,000 yen, there was a price increase, but it was a little cheaper, about 200 million yen.
But after all, it made about 200 million yen.
But it's going down.
Yes, there is a possibility of that.
That's why it was so fast, isn't it?
It sold so well that its value went down.
That's because it's the second most popular.
This house is open every day from the 12th to the 12th.
If you don't put it in, you'll be full of motivation.
It's funny, but I'm getting motivated, too.
What?
It's true that you started talking about big money.
What?
Are you okay?
It's 200 million yen.
Ms. Kurihara, this is Medaka Goten, isn't it?
It's not Medaka Goten.
Medaka Goten is his son.
Over there?
He built it recently.
I'm glad you had it.
You had Medaka Goten.
How do you feel now?
I want to buy Medaka Goten.
I want to build a house like that in Medaka Goten.
I'll do my best.
What?
It's not good.
It's 20,000 yen.
What?
It's 50,000 yen for one?
It's an apple.
It's 50,000 yen for one.
It's beautiful and big.
How many do you sell?
I sell many sets.
You sell many sets every day.
If you buy it properly, it may increase.
It increases more and more.
That's...
Why don't you do it?
It's profitable, isn't it?
We lay 30 to 50 eggs every day.
Can you do it? You lay about 1,000 eggs in a year.
Yes.
That means, if you have one pair of 10,000 eggs, you make 10,000,000 yen in a year.
That's a lot of money.
Wouldn't you like to do it, Mr. Camera?
If you have five pairs of 10,000 eggs, you make 5,000,000 yen.
You suddenly started it.
Everyone thinks it's profitable, doesn't it?
That's why I started it.
It's a calculation I actually thought of in my head.
It was supposed to be profitable.
That's right.
I didn't know that much about it.
I didn't know anything about it.
You certainly have a dream.
Didn't you think I was going in a strange direction when you started it?
Not at all.
I'm not the type of person who listens to others.
Are you serious?
I think almost the same.
I don't ask for much.
Ms. Kurihara.
Yes.
It may be difficult to make money.
But I'll do it.
She's like, "Do you have tap cells?"
I can do it.
I don't care how much you do.
I convinced him a lot, but his daughter is ahead of him.
His daughter really started it.
On her way home, her father took some of them and brought them home.
He bought a cat and ate all of them.
And now he has none of them.
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
It's like a controversy of the Showa era.
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