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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...I keep dancing with my cheek...
...and I'm absorbed in...
...kissing and playing with my cheek...
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in complicated modern society...
...and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Matsumoto Hitoshi!
And...
I'm your secretary, Masuda Saori!
In "Detective Night Scoop", we follow the requests of our viewers...
...and immediately find outstanding detectives and pursue the truth!
Everyone! We have a small number of customers, but we're very happy!
What is this rare feeling?
Originally, we had 300 people, but today we have one- tenth of that number, 30 people.
Even so, we're happy to have such a large number of customers.
I'm really happy.
Don't touch me!
Well, we don't have many reactions, but it's because we don't have many customers!
We had 300 people!
It's been a while since we've felt like this.
So, shall we start?
Yes!
First of all, we have a request from Nagisa Ioki, who lives in Nara Prefecture and is 50 years old.
Good evening, detectives.
It's sudden, but could you help Zen, a 5-year-old grandchild, with his first dream of becoming bald?
Zen saw bald on YouTube and admired it, and more than a year passed.
He didn't pay attention to his seniors who liked men of the same generation, made his own bald mask, and started practicing famous bald drums.
He goes to parks and restaurants wearing bald clothes.
He even said he would become bald in the future.
The other day, he saw a dream of bald people coming to his house because he admired bald so much.
Bald people were groaning in the back of the living room door, but he couldn't open it because he was scared.
On the one hand, you admire his coolness and love, but on the other hand, you also feel fear.
However, after seeing that dream, you seem to be regretting that you wanted to ask him how you could become bald.
Could you please remove Zen's feeling of regret from him?
Well, I heard that he got hooked on YouTube because of his bald appearance, didn't he?
I usually think it's scary, but he said it was really cool, and his parents and grandparents weren't from Akita, so they asked him because they didn't know how to become bald.
First of all, we've seen how much Zen wants to become bald, so please watch the video.
Oh, hello. Is this Detective Natsukuku?
Yes, it's open.
Oh, it's open.
It's open...
Excuse me for disturbing you.
You came all of a sudden! No way!
That's amazing!
It's a complete reproduction!
That's scary!
I've never seen anything like it before!
Oh, that's scary!
Hello.
Oh, excuse me!
Excuse me for a moment!
Excuse me!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Let me calm down for a moment!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
As a pilot, you must have been attacked once!
Huh?
I was surprised!
Oh, excuse me!
Excuse me!
Let me calm down for a moment!
Can I come in?
Yes!
Oh, can I? Is it you, Zen?
Yes!
Can I come in?
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Oh, thank goodness!
You're so cute!
Your face is so cute!
Is that an evil mask?
It's a live one.
It's a live mask!
Is that possible?
Yes, I got it from the pilot.
You got it?
First of all, what's wrong with this?
That's also from the pilot.
Who's the pilot?
Look!
He made this mask.
Who made this mask? Where is he?
He's in Akita prefecture.
He's in Akita prefecture? Did you make it?
He made me this mask.
And Mr. Horishi gave me this costume and a knife as a gift.
He's the one who made you this mask?
Yes. I made it a long time ago.
You made it yourself?
It's very light.
It's pretty good quality.
I want to play with it before it arrives.
You made it yourself?
Yes.
You're good at it.
Huh?
Do you have a YouTube channel?
I want to see it.
Is this it?
Do you have a YouTube channel?
Yes.
The moment it arrives!
Hey!
What is this?
Hey!
It's transforming! Is this Taiko?
Hey, listen to me.
I'm just a viewer.
Like you, Mr. Senshu, there are few people who make masks for their successors.
- It's quite rare, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
I was wondering if you would become a mask maker when you grow up.
- Like a successor? - Yes.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that?
How about you, Rinku? How about becoming a mask maker?
- It's not like that? - It's not like that.
How about you, Mr. Senshu?
- Don't say anything. - Don't say anything?
You wrote it properly.
I hope everyone can become a mask maker.
What do you like about being a mask maker?
- Everything. - Everything?
- Does it mean you're cool? - Yes.
What's this?
- A book about masks. - Do you read it often?
Yes.
- Do you know where it's from? - Where is it from?
Akita Prefecture's Snow Festival.
- Is it a festival? - Yes.
- It's held in February. - You know a lot about it.
- There's something like this? - Yes.
What's this?
It's for safety.
- It's for safety? - Yes.
You know a lot like an old man.
- What is a mask maker? - It's a god.
It's a god?
What do you wear a mask for?
To remove dirt and bad things.
- Don't you do bad things? - No.
Rinku, you don't do bad things?
Don't you go outside in that outfit?
Where did you go?
- Starbucks. - Starbucks?
You went to Starbucks?
On my way back from Starbucks...
- I was listening to "Chica". - "Chica".
- "Chica"? - "Chica".
You went to "Chica"?
You were listening to "Chica" a lot.
It's a Nepalese dish called "namahage".
You're really into "namahage" these days.
What is this?
I want to become a real "namahage".
Do you know how to become one?
You don't know?
This is a little different.
You can't become one just by becoming one.
- You just have to cut it yourself? - You just have to cut it.
You just have to wear this outfit.
Didn't you dream of "namahage" when you slept?
- I did. - Yeah.
What did you think of it when you came home?
- You dreamed of coming home? - Come home with me.
- Huh? - Come.
- Come with me, too. - What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You just said "come with me", didn't you?
- Yeah. - Can you explain it to me?
I heard a loud noise coming from here.
- I wasn't here at first, but... - Yeah.
- I heard a loud noise coming from here. - Yeah.
- Was it a dream? - Yeah.
- But you didn't come home? - No.
- Did you open the door? - No.
- Why? - I was scared.
- You were scared? - Yeah.
- I was laughing, but... - Yeah.
I couldn't open it.
Oh, I see.
- You were scared and couldn't open it in your dream, right? - I don't know.
Even though you came all the way here?
- I opened it, but... - Yeah.
- I was scared of being caught. - Yeah.
- I was scared of being taken away. - You were scared of being taken away?
Will you run away more next time you come here?
- Will you wear more clothes next time you come here? - Yeah.
Do you want to talk to your mom?
- I usually think about getting a haircut before I go to bed. - Yeah.
- I was wondering if I could get a haircut at home. - That's the best.
- That's good. - Yeah.
Huh?
I want you to get a haircut at home.
- A haircut? - Yeah.
- You like it a lot, don't you? - Yeah, I like it a lot.
- But I'll ask you one thing for sure. - Yeah.
- If you get a haircut, I think you'll go crazy. - Yeah.
- You'll go crazy if you don't get a haircut. - Yeah, I'll go crazy.
- Even if you don't get a haircut, you can go crazy, right? - Yeah, you can go crazy.
- You got it? - Yeah.
This is amazing.
You have a swimsuit.
How many of these do you have?
Just one? Do you like it?
- But you made it in your dream, right? - Yeah.
- You couldn't open it, right? - Yeah.
Why couldn't you open it?
- I was a little scared. - You were a little scared?
- Open it yourself, Namahage! - Open it yourself, Namahage!
- Open it! - Open it!
- Why?
Open it! Open it! Open it! Open it! Open it!
- You're fine. You're okay. - Open it! Open it! Open it!
It's a little scary to open it, right?
It's a little scary to open this one, right?
- You're a little scared, right? - Yeah.
You're honest, but you want to open it, right?
[Screams]
What the heck is that sound?
[Screams]
What's going on?
Everyone is drowned!
It's so dark.
Come on, come on, come on.
Don't move!
Everyone is drowned!
Are you okay?
Nice girl, nice girl.
What are you saying?
Mom! Why are you doing this?
She's not listening.
Mom, this is terrible.
Nice girl, nice girl.
Are you for real?
Are you really okay?
He's strong. He's not crying. He's not scared.
He's staring at you. He's staring at you.
You're the only one staring at him.
I'm sure you've heard of him.
You've come here to confirm it.
I'm sure you've heard of him.
You're in high spirits.
You've been saying "let's go, let's go" all along.
You're not bad. You should know that.
Have you heard of him?
How do you know him?
You should value your parents first.
You should listen to what they say.
You should eat whatever they give you.
If you keep this in mind, you can become a great wild boar.
Can you keep this in mind?
You promised me, didn't you?
Wild boars are always watching you from the top of that mountain.
He's so quiet.
Yes, I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
That's a good voice.
I'm glad you can speak like that.
That's wonderful.
You're the first one to get scolded by your mom for this.
That's amazing.
You're really a hero show.
You're doing it like a squadron.
How do you feel? Let's do it again.
Are you happy?
A little scared.
A little scared?
Can you speak a little more?
A little scared.
A little scared?
Wait.
I want you to go home.
I'm going to fall down.
I want you to go home.
It's cold.
Are you scared?
Thank you.
Where should I go?
I'm scared.
I'm in trouble.
It's blowing.
You were holding it in front of Mr. Namage, weren't you?
I was holding it in.
But you did your best.
You were holding it in.
You were holding it in front of Mr. Namage, weren't you?
I was scared.
You were scared.
That's amazing.
I was scared.
That's a big impact.
Were you that scared?
Are you going to quit Mr. Namage?
Do you want to be Mr. Namage?
He's like that.
If you have that strong willpower, you'll be fine.
How much scarier was Mr. Namage?
Why didn't you cry?
Was he strong?
Mr. Namage was cool.
He was cool.
Mr. Namage was cool, so why aren't you crying?
He was cool.
Do you want me to call you again?
It's scary.
Get up.
It's scary.
You took an interval shot of me.
It's really...
What is it?
It's a nice fight, isn't it?
Even for a 5-year-old child, it's a struggle.
The next day, I asked him "When can we go to Akita?"
I was happy that he came to me.
I felt even better.
I was a little scared.
Can I come next?
Should I call you right away?
Well...well...for a while...
Well...well...for a little longer...
Well...well...for a month...
It's too early for that.
Now, let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the next request is from Miyako Kinagasa, 43 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
I've never been told 'I'm hungry' by my daughter in the 3rd grade of elementary school.
I eat out and eat snacks and meals,
but as a mother, I want her to say 'Mom, I'm hungry. Do you have any food left?'
I wanted her to say 'I'm hungry' many times,
and I tried reducing the amount of food she ate,
but she never said it.
Could you say 'I'm hungry' to your daughter?
Thank you for your request.
Wow.
That's amazing.
The requester says, "I'm hungry. Do you have any food left?"
It's been her dream and admiration for a long time.
If you say it in the middle of the day, I can't think of anything!
That's right.
I went there to make her say it somehow.
Please watch it right away.
Oh, hello.
I'm here, Mom.
I'm happy! I'm happy!
No, you're not happy.
What about you, daughter?
I'm going to eat now.
You're going to eat now?
I'm going to eat now.
"You're going to eat now?" "Yes."
"Excuse me." "Please."
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm Anji.
Anji?
Come in.
Here you go.
It's small!
It's small, isn't it?
Do you always eat a little more?
A little more.
What is it?
Anji, eat it.
Let me see.
Yes.
It was small, wasn't it?
Today, I want to make my dream come true.
I'm hungry.
To make you say you're hungry...
Yes, I'm going to eat breakfast today.
Yogurt and vegetable juice only?
Yes, I usually do that every morning.
I don't eat much in the morning.
But you'll be really hungry if you eat this, won't you?
Why don't you say you're hungry?
Mom, I'm not done eating yet. I'm really hungry.
I want you to say it with a little excitement.
If you say it with excitement, you'll be angry, won't you?
I want you to say it.
I'm going to make it now.
I want you to say it.
Wait a minute, I'm going to make it now.
I want you to say it.
That's my dream.
Is it your family's dream?
It's my family's dream.
And my husband...
I'm a little hungry, I'm hungry.
My husband only says it.
It's noisy.
I want to hear it.
Yes.
So, even if you're hungry today,
without asking,
until you naturally say it,
until you say it,
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Oh, he's eating.
Oh, you surprised me.
He's eating.
Oh, you surprised me.
Yes.
Sir.
Sir is...
Dad.
Dad, is it?
Sir.
Sorry, Anne,
suddenly.
Why do you think I called you Detective Aizu Scoop?
I don't know.
Your mother
said she wanted you
to tell her everything.
What you think of your mother.
I want you to tell me everything.
Is there anything you want me to say?
Yes, there is!
Really?
But you should not say it on the internet.
Oh, I shouldn't say it on the internet?
Mother, is there anything you want to say to your sister?
I want you to dance with me.
I want you to dance with me until we go home.
Can you do it?
Can you do it for me?
She's pretty tired, isn't she?
She's exhausted.
I want to eat ice cream on the way home today.
Then I go home.
Then you say you want to eat it.
"Mom, I think I've come a pretty good place." "That's right."
"So I'm going to make dinner now, as usual." "I'll make it."
I can't make dinner very well.
No rice will come out no matter how long it takes.
"What do you recommend for the menu?" "My daughter's favorite curry."
"Curry is good." "It takes time to simmer and it smells good, too."
It makes a sound.
It's fun when you're waiting for dinner.
I've got a lot of food in my head right now.
I'm hungry.
What?
"I'm hungry." "Who?" "Me?"
You just asked me.
"You asked me, didn't you?" "I was surprised."
I think she's hungry, too.
The game starts from here.
It smells good.
Mom, I put it in.
Do it again.
Does it smell good?
What does it smell like?
It smells like curry.
An-chan, I'll put in some chocolate, too.
An's favorite chocolate bar.
I want to eat chocolate bar.
You want to eat chocolate?
This posture means you do.
How's the curry?
Great. I just put in some chocolate.
I want to eat it now.
You want to eat it now?
Hey, I can't eat it now.
She's eating it seriously.
Dad, you're so mean.
It's almost time.
It smells good, An-chan.
What time is it?
Look, it's time for dinner.
Really, Dad?
Yes.
Be patient.
Hey!
Calm down! Hold it down!
This way! It's dangerous!
You're a dangerous person!
It smells really good.
It's almost time.
It smells really good.
It smells like chocolate.
Should I put in more?
Will it take long to cook?
It'll take about three hours.
Three hours?
An-chan, you don't like it if it takes three hours?
No.
Why not?
Why not if it takes several hours?
You don't like it?
Well, I'm tired of my mom.
No, no! I like your mom!
Mom, what did you do?
On the contrary, you don't like it, do you?
You don't like it, do you?
Should I put in a little more?
Actually, she has something she wants you to say to An- chan for her own sake.
Is there something you want me to say?
A hint?
No, you can't say that.
I can't say that.
An-chan, please say it with all your heart.
Okay, I'll say it.
Thank you for always making delicious food for me.
That's all.
That's what you want me to say, isn't it?
No.
Is there something else you want me to say?
What is it?
I think you're happier now than you used to be.
That's enough. You say that a lot, don't you?
Why?
Because you're soft-hearted.
Should I put in a little more?
What is it?
It's been hours since we ate.
It's late.
I was wondering if you were hungry.
Are you hungry today?
I'm not hungry.
Are you not hungry today?
I've never been hungry before.
Really?
You've never been hungry before?
I've never been hungry before.
You've never been hungry before?
Hello?
Yes, what is it?
I've never been hungry before.
I see.
There are many people like that. I think it's an interest level. There are many things that are more interesting than eating.
I see.
Maybe you're actually hungry, but you're not interested in eating, so you don't feel hungry.
I'm sure you'll feel hungry when you grow up and get better at eating.
I see, I see.
So it's a little difficult now.
I see.
So this is...
Actually, I wanted you to say you were hungry.
It's a shock, isn't it?
What the hell is that?
Before I tell you the truth...
I've talked to you about a lot of things, haven't I?
I thought it might be a little tough today.
I think it's okay.
Do you want to eat?
I do.
Do you want to eat?
Yes.
Go ahead and eat.
Thank you for the meal.
It looks delicious.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
What's wrong?
Are you tired?
I'm a little hungry, so I want to eat curry as soon as possible.
So I laughed.
What did you say?
Did you do it?
What did you say?
I'm hungry, so I want to eat curry as soon as possible.
So I laughed.
Mom!
I said it!
You cried a little.
I cried a little.
Have you ever been hungry before?
No, I haven't.
It was an acting by An-chan.
Is that so?
Yes.
But it's delicious.
But An-chan has never been hungry before.
That's right.
He always says that.
I've never been hungry before.
What?
I've never been hungry before.
So you've never said you've been hungry before?
I've never said it.
I'm always hungry when I'm on a certain program.
I eat lunch as soon as I'm hungry.
You're hungry.
You're not hungry.
You said you were hungry only when you were little, Mr. Tani.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Mr. Jiro Nishimura, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 24-year-old company employee.
After moving to a new house in January of this year,
there is a mysterious alarm sound only twice before 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. in the living room every day.
There is no alarm sound in the living room, and I have no idea what is going on.
I'd like to find the culprit somehow, so I'd like you to cooperate with me, detective.
Yes, the alarm clock goes off before 1 a.m. and 2 a.m.
The worst.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, please, what is it?
I'm going to tell you.
I'm the one who became it.
Please.
There is a light over there.
Can I see it?
It's working properly.
Oh, hello.
Good evening.
Are you working tomorrow, Monday?
Yes, I am.
Oh, what time do you start?
Well, I wake up at 6.30 a.m.
What a stylish and spacious living room.
Oh, ma'am.
Wow, you are cute.
Thank you very much.
You look like you are in an audition for "Momus".
How old are you?
I'm 24 years old.
But you are young?
Yes, I am.
Oh, how old are you?
I'm 25 years old. I'm the first child.
How many children do you have?
I have three children now.
Oh, how old are you?
The oldest one is seven years old.
Oh, you are quite old.
Yes, I am.
What?
You are talking backwards now.
What?
You are 17 years old?
Yes, I am.
What?
Isn't it too early for you?
Yes, it is.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Did you have children in high school?
Yes, I did.
Really?
You two are talking backwards now.
The alarm goes off from 12.55 a.m. to about 12.00 a.m.
Five or six seconds?
It goes off while I'm looking for it.
And I have two chances.
I see.
Twice a day.
That's right.
What about the clock?
I don't think it goes off like that.
We have to listen to it and find out where it is.
That's right.
Since we have zero-year-olds with us, we'll figure it out tomorrow morning.
Please do.
It's 12.30 now.
Both you and me are sleepy.
Can you say something that will wake us up?
Something that will wake us up...
Do it!
Recently, I bought a sneaker that was on sale for about 50,000 yen in ads on social media.
Really?
I paid for it about two weeks ago and it hasn't arrived yet.
I called you, but you didn't use that number.
I emailed you, but you didn't use this email address, so you lost.
It wakes me up.
I'm sorry, director.
I'm getting closer. I'm getting nervous.
Huh? What just happened?
- Just now. - This?
- Just now. - Huh?
- I always feel like it's ringing more. - It was just once.
- That's right. I missed my first chance because of that. - Huh?
You're kidding me!
- It was always a little longer, but... - What?
- I think it's always been around my neck... - Huh?
- Oh, this is it. This is it.
If it's in this space...
- What's next? - An hour later.
- Wow! - That's it for now.
I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore. It's still early in the morning tomorrow.
Can you let me sleep for a little while?
- Sure. - Please let me sleep.
- I'm sorry for falling asleep. - I'm sorry for falling asleep.
- Is it over? - Is it over?
- There's an old saying, right? - Yes.
- It only made one sound. Until now, it was continuous. - What do you think?
- I had a very busy schedule. - I'm sorry about yesterday. - No problem.
- It's the same today. If it only made one sound... - I don't think it ever ended with a sound.
- You heard it? - I heard it twice, but it only made one sound. - Until now...
- Maybe it's because of the battery. - If that's the case...
- I'll say it's solved. - It's not like it's ever going to end.
- I'm sorry. Good night. - Good night.
- I'd like to wait for you in this room tonight. It's not strange from now on either. It's the time table.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - What is it? - It's a washing machine. - A washing machine? - I'm sorry.
- It's a Ross Class now. - Isn't it? - No, it's not.
- Pattern? - Not now. Maybe later.
- Is it from the Penn family?
- Is it around here? - I think I heard it from my waist.
- Let's check everything around here.
- Let's sort them out.
- I'd like to narrow it down as much as possible from here.
- Game console, remote control, controller.
- This line was under the TV.
- I narrowed it down.
- If there is any possibility, it is the TV.
- Or...
- Wow, something mechanical.
- What is this?
- It's probably Jacob's tuner.
- What is this black thing?
- It's a hard disk for recording.
- Oh, hard disk. What is this black thing?
- It's a Wi-Fi router.
- Oh, it's a tuner and router.
- I don't think it's normal.
- Is it inside the wall?
- It's the worst pattern.
- It's like a clock that doesn't work when it's off.
- What should I do?
- Break it.
- You said it well.
- Oh, it's this way. - I thought it was from the TV speaker, but it didn't feel like it was coming out of this area.
- Hey, I'll go over there too. Maybe it will come in a row.
- It's supposed to come out of this area.
- Here's tomorrow's schedule. - Oh, thank you very much.
- I knew it wasn't from the TV, but maybe it's coming out of the wall?
- Shinichi... - I'll break it.
- You have a good rhythm. - Thank you.
- Shinichi... - I'll break it.
- Can I have you and your wife have a serious talk? - All right.
- Shinichi... - I'm back.
- Welcome back. - I thought you might have a wall.
- Yeah, I did. - Did you talk to your wife about it?
- Well, it's good to break walls, but I was wondering what does it cost you to fix it?
- In that case... - Yes? - I'll talk with the producer.
- Oh, please do. - Yes.
I don't think it will come out.
But there is also the story of the wall, and I think it is better to remove the TV so that the location of the wall is determined, but can you remove this?
Can you remove this?
Did you get it?
Yes, Wi-Fi is OK.
Yes.
It's quite heavy, so I'll put it down.
Yes.
Oh, I see, it broke.
Oh, wait a minute!
Are you OK?
Oh, oh, oh!
Are you OK?
How is it now? Can you remove the TV?
As it is.
As it is?
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Somehow...
What is it?
Somehow...
Huh? Somehow...
Wait...
It's heavy.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you? Put it on the wall.
Fujii, can I go home now?
Wake up.
You're sweating weird.
I'm sorry.
Do you have something you want to say?
No, I'm sorry.
I...
Do you have something you want to say?
I gave my wife a watch a while ago.
Don't you have a belt or something?
I took one of them.
It's been like a toy since late at night.
I see. You left only this one.
Yes.
Maybe a child dug it up or something like that. I don't know.
I see. A child played with it and got caught.
But you don't know, do you?
Not yet.
No, I know.
Here you are.
Huh?
A watch?
Where?
It fell from the back.
Do you remember?
Huh? Yes.
What a wonderful gift it was.
If you hadn't used it, would you have remembered it?
If I had used it?
Huh?
I don't know. I've never seen you wear it.
I got it.
Didn't you like it?
I didn't like it.
I wanted it, so I got it.
But I don't have a habit of wearing watches.
Why don't you have a habit of wearing watches?
If you hadn't fallen in love with me, would you have been nervous about New Year's Day?
This is it.
Thank you very much.
I'm very happy.
I'm relieved.
How will you use it in the future?
I will decorate it.
She is wearing a wristwatch.
You did a good job.
It's like "Koron, Koron, Otsuwa"
It's the most interesting appearance in a wristwatch.
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