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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I spread everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...I keep dancing with you in my dream...
It's time for the detective eye scoop!
A detective eye scoop that takes a sharp look at the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions...
...My director is Toji Matsumoto!
I'm the secretary, Masuda Saori!
At this detective office, based on the request of the audience watching the program, we immediately find a qualified detective and proceed with the investigation.
No, Detective Takeyama, you know...
Yes.
Yesterday, in the bathroom...
Yes.
He used a perm...
Yes, yes, yes.
Takeyama-san...
He used a hair clip...
It was a perm, wasn't it?
A perm...
Well, I don't think you know about it, but...
I think you know about it, but...
When he drank a certain hair medicine, it grew back.
What?!
It grew back!
Oh, I see!
I really want to talk about it!
It grew back!
When I went to the hospital and drank it, it grew back!
And then...
Yes, that's right!
I stretched it out a little and...
Yes!
Next, I got hair loss!
What?!
Hair loss?!
That's right! For the first time in my life, for the first time in 49 years, I'm playing with my hair!
That's not true!
That's right! It's hair loss!
In the past, when I was a child, I bought a dog and called it "peru"...
No, it was like that before I died!
Stop it!
It's like "kurikuri"!
Well, let's move on to the first request of the day!
Yes!
First of all, this request is from Seira Watanabe, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture, and she is 13 years old and a first year middle school student.
Good evening, Director Matsumoto!
I love Godzilla and love it and collect a lot of figures!
In the future, I love Godzilla so much that I want to get married!
So I have a request!
I want to go on a date with Godzilla for just one day!
I would like to hold hands with that VS series Godzilla, be hugged by a thick chest plate, or be stepped on by thick, strong feet!
She's 13 years old, first year in middle school, but she's already gone.
It's like Seira-chan is really looking at this as a man.
It's like a love target.
It's like she wants to get married in the future.
There are various Godzilla series, but among them, there's the VS series.
Godzilla VS King Ghidorah.
They call that a VS series.
Godzilla VS Mothra.
Godzilla back in the day is the coolest!
That's what they say.
That's what Detective Minilla is saying.
Detective Minilla!
Mr. Mazuo!
Is that true?
You're so funny you're even showing your front teeth!
It's so annoying!
Did you have a date with Godzilla?
It's so annoying!
Seira-chan, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
It's amazing, right?
All of a sudden, you like all of Seira-chan's Godzilla.
Even her T-shirt.
Yes.
It was released in 1950.
It's a mega Godzilla based on the first Godzilla's bones.
It's so cool!
Let's get one of those.
I want to be Godzilla.
You want to be Godzilla?
Let's get one of those.
There's too much information.
The best part of the VS series...
Is it anything different?
It's so cool!
The legs are so thick and cool.
The legs are definitely thick.
That's why I wanted to be like Godzilla.
You want to be Godzilla?
Other than you like Godzilla, you want to be Godzilla?
I want to be Godzilla when it cries.
I really didn't know where the sound was coming from.
It was coming out of my mouth.
My throat was ringing.
With your beloved Godzilla...
I want to go on a date.
You want to go on a date.
Godzilla is dozens of meters high, isn't it?
Even if it's the lowest, it's still 50 meters.
It's something I want to do.
Something you want to do with Godzilla?
Yes.
Something you want Godzilla to push you down with?
Yes.
Something you want Godzilla to step on you with?
I found it.
I want Godzilla to step on me with.
It's Emkish.
Anything else?
Holding Godzilla like a princess.
Holding Godzilla like a princess, right?
Imagine it now.
If you don't imagine it realistically, you won't succeed.
Godzilla is in front of you now, right?
Yes.
Holding Godzilla like a princess, right?
Yes, holding it up.
How do you feel?
I'm dying.
You're dying?
Holding Godzilla like a princess, right?
You wrote "kiss" too.
Yes.
I want to kiss you.
You want to kiss me?
You're so beautiful.
You want to kiss me?
Yes.
You want to kiss me?
I want to!
You want to kiss me?
I want to!
Where do you like it?
Tokyo, by the fire.
By the fire?
Tokyo?
Is it like that when you're with Godzilla in real life?
Godzilla is kissing you.
If you kiss him like this...
What will you do?
That's good!
Can you do it more?
More of this...
Feelings...
Feelings for Godzilla...
That's good!
Let's do it one more time!
Louder!
Ahhhh!
I can't breathe!
She is coughing and has a fear of breathing.
We have seen her cry and reaction!
See? What should we do!
Calm down and say something.
It's like you're breathing through your nose.
Breathe in and out.
Don't worry, Godzilla.
Are you okay?
Godzilla, are you okay?
Are you coming?
Godzilla, let's go say hello.
Let's calm down.
It's huge.
Let's calm down, Sailor-chan.
I can't go in.
I can't go up because it's too big.
Hello.
Hello, I'm Sailor's grandfather.
Are you my grandfather?
I thought you were Minilla.
We're going on a date now.
Is it your first date?
No, it's only the first time.
It's only the first real date.
Shall we get ready for the date?
I'm sure there's a lot going on.
I'm sorry, grandpa.
Which one? I'll be right back.
What's up with you?
Godzilla is full of passion.
Okay.
Grandpa's toy is this one, right?
Surela made grandpa's toy for me, but Godzilla's toy is too...
Godzilla's toy is the best.
I agree.
Godzilla is the most popular man in the world.
I thought you were Godzilla.
You like Godzilla, don't you?
No, I like Chikugora and cucumbers.
I'm sure you like all of them.
But Godzilla is not human.
It's difficult.
My hands are shaking.
I'm shaking because I'm nervous and heavy.
We are now at the Godzilla Museum in Awaji Island.
Thank you, Mr. Miyazaki of Toho, for helping us out with various things.
We're lending you all of this.
Thank you so much.
It's really just Godzilla and Sarah.
You're here too, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Have a good day!
She's waiting for you.
You're a good man.
Well, then...
Shall we go?
A meeting scene.
You can't talk, Godzilla.
Two adult tickets.
Do you need a Godzilla ticket?
Wow, ShakuGodzilla!
Sarah is simply excited.
Even for the museum.
Godzilla, wait, wait, wait.
Let's go see it.
Wait a minute.
Godzilla...
I want to see it.
Grandpa, wait a minute.
Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa!
Grandpa, don't go too far.
It's a space for just the two of you.
I can't believe it.
Wait, I'm sorry I didn't say anything.
I'm sorry.
A little awkward atmosphere is flowing.
That person's museum...
That person...
It never happens.
You fought with Destoroyah, didn't you?
Was he strong?
Oh, that's nice.
Can I shake your hand?
Can you shake my hand?
She's holding hands. She's very active.
You've grown up. You've grown up.
You look great.
I'm tearing up.
My eyes are overflowing with tears.
You went to the park with your sister, didn't you?
I went to the park with my grandchild.
"GOJIRA" and "FUE SHOPPING"
"GOJIRA" Museum is created with various emotions.
"GOJIRA" can you sit down?
Can you not? Then I'll eat my lunch.
That's nice. "FUE SHOPPING" and "FUE SHOPPING" time.
"GOJIRA" and I will drink.
Do you want fried chicken?
She's eating. She's eating.
She's eating.
You didn't like it?
Gojira, do your best and make it.
I'll give you. Here you go.
She looks happy. Gojira looks happy, too.
How is it? Wait, Gojira is thirsty, too.
It's a drink, but is it okay?
Joint kiss.
First of all, it's a joint kiss all of a sudden.
I'd like you to answer the question, but if you say yes, will you raise your right hand?
That's a good strategy.
Do you like me?
She stepped in. She raised her right hand!
It's like a goal.
That's an amazing question. It's straight.
She can only throw it straight.
She likes me.
She raised her right hand, so I can't stop crying.
If you can do it, I'd like you to do it gently.
That's right.
We've moved to a sandy beach in the evening.
This is really the last time, so I'd like you to say everything you want to say.
Gojira is waiting for you.
I can't say it directly.
It's too cool.
Go for it!
It's like a trendy drama, isn't it?
Godzilla's ending.
Godzilla!
Throw me away!
That's what you said!
I'm going!
What? A bumping game style?
You threw me away, Sarah!
I know!
It's a bumping game!
Going over and over again!
Godzilla's throwing you away!
Thank you!
Can you give me a hug, too?
What a refreshing practice!
Oh, a hug!
This makes you happy, doesn't it?
Can you give me a real kiss, too?
She kissed him!
It's like a strong current!
Just kiss me!
And...
I want you to hug me as hard as you can!
Wow!
It's like a movie!
Listen to me!
Wow!
She made me hear Godzilla's cry!
Is it good?
Thank you!
She made me hear it!
Can I ask you one last thing?
One last thing?
What is it?
In the future,
will you marry me?
She proposed me!
She proposed me for the last time!
Please!
Godzilla, what is your answer?
Will you raise your right arm?
Is it no good?
Godzilla is confused!
Is there no answer?
It was a sudden proposal, so Godzilla is also a little...
Is it no good?
There is no answer!
She nodded a little!
"Is it no good?" She nodded a little!
Sega-chan, it's time.
You don't want to leave me, do you?
You really like me, don't you?
How was it?
I was happy!
You were happy, weren't you?
Seira, how did you like it?
I didn't think I'd do this much.
You did a good job.
You did a good job, didn't you?
You're recording yourself!
While Grandpa is talking!
You did a good job!
Grandpa was praising you!
Seira!
I see, I see.
You were able to convey your feelings, weren't you?
That's great!
Hishio Masuda-san, you barely made it to the end.
You made it to the end!
I thought it was amazing how straightforward you were.
Because you had pure feelings, right?
Seira-chan, you were like "I'm going to die, I'm going to die" all the time.
You were really going all out.
There's only one thing I don't understand.
The meaning of Grandpa's tears.
It's growth.
I really understand it, but it doesn't feel like it's now.
Let's move on to the next request!
This request is from Kento Ogata-san, 29 years old, who lives in Hiroshima.
I've lived a clumsy life without being able to boast about myself to others.
One day, my boss said to me, "You really can't do anything.
Are there any skills you can't lose to anyone?"
After thinking about it for a while, I remembered a skill I had never lost to anyone when I was a student.
That is, walking in the clouds.
When I showed it to my boss, he was surprised and praised me for the first time.
I became a little confident, but I don't know if this will work for the public.
In addition, I feel that my love for my wife is fading recently.
So my only specialty is walking in the clouds and competing with many people.
Would you like me to help surprise people and my wife by showing her shining figure to the public?
I don't refuse, but...
Did you hear it somewhere?
I heard it all.
By the way, do you know how to walk in the clouds?
Clouds are like spiders, of course.
I don't know.
When I was a student, I did club activities and played baseball all the time.
But I've never lost in baseball.
Are you from Shomiura?
I feel that my love for my wife is fading recently.
Would you like me to help surprise people and my wife by showing her shining figure to the public?
We don't know much about walking in the clouds.
Really?
When I was in elementary school, I did sports and club activities in middle school.
Club activities?
Yes.
Stand up straight, lift your waist and move with your hands and feet.
When I say "one", say "ready, go".
For what?
I don't have a competitor.
When you do it alone, do you say "ready, go"?
Sometimes I raise my waist.
When I say "one", say "ready, go"!
I can't do it.
Can you come back?
He doesn't say it.
When I say "one", say "ready, go"!
Wow, you're fast!
Watch out!
But I think you're fast.
Thank you.
But I don't know how you do it.
You're the only one walking in the clouds.
Like this?
That's right.
And like this?
It's hard, isn't it?
It's no match for you.
Do you walk in the clouds for a long time?
No, I used to do it when I was on a show.
I remembered it recently and posted it.
So you remembered it recently and tried it in the living room?
That's right.
That was fast.
I wasn't discouraged.
You sound like a top athlete.
You're married, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you have children?
No, I don't.
How old are you now?
I'm 29 years old.
And you?
I'm 26 years old.
You don't look that old.
I don't think I'm attractive anymore.
You've been married for one and a half years?
We've been married for about eight years.
I was like that when we got married.
Like a handkerchief?
Yes.
Hello?
Hi, it's Ogato.
Nice to meet you.
Do you have any good points about Ogato?
Good points?
Yes.
Good points...
Don't you have any recently?
No, I don't.
But I don't say bad things about people.
That's the last thing I want to say.
Not as a person, but as a man.
I'll definitely be first in Kumoalki.
Wait for me in Hiroshima.
That's what she's saying. She's saying she'll be first.
I'm not happy about it.
What should we do? Should we do it like this?
I'd like to look back.
Let's do it like that.
Let's do it like this.
Since it's a private event, we can't talk to you.
It's okay for you to come.
I'll put up this sign.
That's what you want to hear, isn't it?
(Laughter)
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Look, he's scared!
He's an explorer.
(Laughter)
Oh, that's nice of him.
Oh, young.
Young, young.
He's tall, too.
Nice.
Oh, he's tall.
All right!
Thank you!
Excuse me, is this for shooting?
Yes, yes!
Kitesurfing.
Oh, you know it!
By the way, do you know cloud walking?
No, I was just looking at the sign and wondered what it was.
I know, right?
Did you do any sports?
Oh, I played basketball.
Thank you!
Oh, you don't have to mention it at all.
He's a young and athletic young man who plays sports.
Yes.
He's tall, isn't he?
Yes.
How many centimeters?
He's 180 centimeters tall.
This is quite...
This is quite a reach.
How about your enthusiasm?
I'm not going to lose to a guy like you!
It's amazing that you're cooperating with me.
How about you?
As long as you try, you can win.
That's right!
All right!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
You're fast!
Thank you!
You're faster than most people.
I'm happy.
You're fast, after all.
You're really fast.
I'm starting to feel confident.
You're starting to look confident.
I'm sorry for taking up your time.
Thank you!
This is a night school club.
Yes.
By the way, how old are you now?
I'm 56 years old.
Oh, you're young.
Did you do any sports when you were a student?
No, I used to do triathlon when I was a student.
Wow!
It's a gutter.
Hey, if you change your clothes, your chest will hurt a little, won't it?
You've lost a lot of muscle.
Do you do push-ups at home?
It's strong, isn't it?
It's dynamic, but it's not like that.
On one,
get ready,
go!
Wow, you're fast.
But you're fast, too.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This place is amazing.
What are you doing in a place like this?
Why are you doing dead sports?
I'm walking in the clouds.
Are you walking in the clouds?
Do you do spiderman?
Yes, no matter how you look at it.
Do you do spiderman?
I can't take off my mask.
I'll take it off for you.
I'll give you a mask from here.
Give me one for free.
Is this what you wanted to see?
Osaka is like this.
Really?
It's like this.
I can't do anything else.
Oh, like this.
And you go to your chin here.
Oh, yes, yes.
This is the dumbbell.
This is the dumbbell, so you go up.
Yes.
I'm not good at going up, but it's okay.
This is Osaka.
You can't be pushed.
Wow, amazing.
Take a look.
Yes, I'll look.
Oh, like this.
Like this.
Yes.
He says it's the only specialty he can do.
Specialty?
Yes.
I have a specialty, so it's okay.
Do you think it's good?
You have a specialty in everything.
It's wonderful.
I'm glad.
My wife says it's meaningless for me to be able to do this.
You don't like meaningless things, do you?
Yes.
No matter what you do, you can't live doing meaningless things.
Thank you.
You say it's useless, but it's necessary in life.
It's ringing, it's ringing.
It's useless or you can't do it.
It's ringing a lot.
That's enough. No, it still sounded like it was ringing, but I still want to compete. OK, OK.
Here we go again.
Do you have any sports or club activities experience?
I do track and field.
A little.
Are you confident in your legs?
I am.
OK, let's go.
On one!
Ready!
Go!
Yes!
That was close!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
No, no, no, I'm glad you won!
Yes, yes, yes!
You won by two-thirds!
Well done, you won by three-quarters.
I want to compete with someone stronger.
You're not Goku, are you?
Who do you think you are, Goku?
OK, let me introduce our contestants.
First up is entry number one, Kota Wadanumi!
He's been an action actor for ten years.
Will he be able to walk in the clouds in his light body?
Entry number two is Shotenriki Kokuryo Shota, who used to be in the Self-Defense Force.
Entry number three is Judo teacher Kumazawa Yuichi of the Judo Club.
In Judo, you can practice walking in the clouds!
I've gathered the bosses.
Yes.
How do you feel about these three?
I have nothing to lose.
Can you practice walking in the clouds?
Yes, I've done it before.
Even in a competition, I've never lost.
I've been waiting for you.
You've been waiting for me, haven't you?
Yes.
I want to have a battle with you.
Yes.
And now...
we have a special guest.
Please come in!
What?
She's here.
She came all the way from Hiroshima.
It's his wife!
Please send her a message.
If you win, please look at me like you did when you first met me.
Please!
I'll think about it after I see you.
She was well prepared.
She's got a good mentality.
It would be amazing if she wins!
At your own timing...
Nice!
Thank you for your cooperation.
At your own pace...
Ready...
The winner is...
Mr. Ogawa!
How do you feel, Mr. Ogawa?
I've given it all I've got.
Are you satisfied?
Yes.
How do you feel, ma'am?
I'm very happy.
Thank you.
Mr. Ogawa.
How do you feel, ma'am?
It was very fast.
I think it's amazing.
I'm faster in the back.
I'm definitely faster in the back.
I'm also faster in the back.
That's what I want.
Can you do it?
Of course.
I'm recruiting challengers from all over the country.
I'm asking you for the first time.
Please win.
Yes, ma'am!
That's the first response.
Okay, let's do it.
Ready...
Go!
Wait a minute.
This is what I hate the most.
I've given it all I've got in the back.
It's frustrating.
Will I be challenged?
Are you disappointed?
Yes.
You don't get a ticket!
Wait! If you don't mind, can you give me your ticket?
Yes, I'll give you my ticket.
Do you have a ticket to go somewhere else?
I'm a tourist.
No one knows about that.
You guys are getting too excited.
At first, I thought it was not good.
But it was a good example.
I think the way you cut a goal has nothing to do with spiders.
You're right.
I didn't know that.
It's not a spider or anything.
I didn't know you could cut a goal like that.
I've never done it with a goal tape.
I didn't know you could do it with a goal tape.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from a 21-year-old college student from Aichi Prefecture.
Hello, everyone at Matsumoto Detective Agency.
I've never heard of my father's fart even once since I was born.
My mother has been with me for 30 years, but she hasn't heard of it.
If we were living together, I think we could ask him at least once.
I don't know why he doesn't fart.
When I asked my father, "Don't you fart?"
He said, "No."
Maybe my father doesn't forgive us in the true sense of the word.
That's where I ask you.
Would you convince me to fart in front of my family?
I feel like I can't be a real family member unless I hear you fart.
That's cute.
What do you think of it?
Do you and your wife and children do it at home?
We do it a lot.
Sometimes we don't do it.
What?
All the time?
We do it all the time.
I always think that a normal house or other family members do it.
I want to be a family member who can fart freely.
Did you really hear your dad's fart?
Go ahead.
I heard it, but I want to hear my dad's fart.
Normally, it's the other way around.
My dad is too British to stop me.
I've never heard my dad's fart since I was born for 21 years.
When I heard it, I thought, "What?"
Why did you hear it?
If I don't fart, my family might have taken notice of it.
I know what you want to say.
If you say it like this, it's like you showed me everything.
Do you do it, young woman?
I'm human, so I do it.
My son and daughter and I are quite open-minded.
Mom, what's wrong with you?
I often fart, too.
When I farted once, my dad said, "Don't you have a cat in your stomach?"
Please look at me for a moment.
I didn't think I'd hear it here.
Is it true?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Isn't it true?
I'm glad you're open-minded.
You're wonderful people.
That's how you do it.
You're open-minded.
This is love.
By the way, where is your father now?
In that room.
Is he there?
Yes, he is.
Does your father know about this request?
Yes, I think he knows about it.
Come in.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Do you know what kind of tongue you have?
It's thin.
What does it look like?
If I don't pee at home...
Why don't you do it?
Well...
As a man...
As a husband...
As a father...
It's a privilege.
Wow!
As a man...
Privilege is important, isn't it?
Yes.
As Naoki Hanzawa said...
Privilege like "walking in the middle of the road" is very important.
In order to keep it at home...
He didn't want to show himself sloppy.
He was afraid of breaking it with his pee.
In 1930 and 1941.
Wow!
Isn't it stressful to keep it at home?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
You finally said it!
To be honest, it is stressful.
Wow!
What kind of stress?
For example...
When you think it would be easier if you took it out...
There is a stress that you can't take it out.
Then where do you do it?
When they are not there...
It's hard to go to a different room, go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom, and look at that kind of time.
It's hard.
I want to live with my dad for 21 years, and I want to live with my dad for 21 years, and I want my dad to listen to my feelings.
Can you tell your dad about your dad's farting from your side?
Yes.
To my dad.
Yes.
To my dad.
Dad, thank you for always working hard for the family.
At first, it was just "Dad, you don't fart, do you?"
When I start to worry about it, I think about various things.
Isn't it a disease that doesn't fart?
Or "Wouldn't you have a stomachache if you endured farting?"
Or "Wouldn't you be careful of your family and live your life?"
I want you to spend every day without being careful.
I want to hear my dad's fart and become a real family.
Please let me hear the sound of your fart.
Thank you in advance.
But...
I don't know if you're worried about me that much.
I just want to be a real family.
Why didn't you do it?
Can you tell me?
In order to maintain my dignity as a father and husband, I couldn't show my laziness in the house for a long time.
That's why I've been doing it for 30 years and 21 years.
You don't seem to have much dignity from your daily life.
I've been doing it for 21 years with my dad.
You're friendly, so I don't think you farted at all.
It doesn't matter now.
It doesn't matter.
Let's go for the memorable first shot that we got your daughter's feelings.
You're doing great, Suzuki.
It's sweet potato, isn't it?
Sweet potato tart.
My mom used to make it while eating this.
You're amazing, Dad.
What?
Dad, wait!
Dad, what?
How much?
Don't be cruel.
No, no.
Oh, no.
That was close.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I had a feeling you'd say that.
Did you?
It's been stored for 21 years, so it's easy for history to open the five screens and read them.
Huh?
(fart)
(laughter)
It didn't come out.
(laughter)
My 21-year-old feelings didn't come out.
(laughter)
Wow!
You did it, Dad!
That's right!
How is it?
It feels like history has opened up.
With this, we can finally be one family.
(laughter)
(applause)
Somehow, this program really seems like it!
(laughter)
Right?
Yes.
I think it's good.
That's right.
Dad was saying something about hygiene and stuff like that, but...
Actually, it seems like it's abnormally disgusting.
(laughter)
Huh?
That's good, isn't it?
I don't know.
It seems like it's different from mouth to mouth.
Even though the theme is the theme,
I'm curious about Foo-san, who's always in the living room.
(laughter)
Wow, you're watching too much.
(laughter)
I don't know.
Is it over?
This program is made possible by everyone's requests!
For those of you who have accepted our requests, we'll give you this detective notebook!
Okay, everyone...
Thank you very much!
Let's meet again!
Goodbye!
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Please submit your daily questions to this detective bureau.
Your request can be sent to the address you see here, or to the program's homepage.
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You want me to go home now?