AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
I'm gonna grab you and I'm gonna take it all off all over the bed
Today, based on your request, we will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
Yes, today I will read it without any hesitation.
I feel like I read it without hesitation.
Now, let's move on to your first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Keisuke Kojima, 21 years old, university student, who lives in Kagoshima Prefecture.
When I went to a batting center, I came across a hemp ball that I could never hit.
It's a cartoon-like forkball that follows the same trajectory as a straight ball until halfway, then suddenly drops with a thud.
I couldn't even hit the bat.
The request came from someone who said, "I'd like to just meet that hemp ball. Thank you in advance."
This client, Mr. Ojimakun, is an experienced baseball player, and has been playing baseball since his first year in elementary school until this spring, when he entered his third year at university.
Fifteen years. It's a forkball that he can't hit.
It's a batting center fork, so I don't really understand how you can hit it.
Yes, were you able to hit this forkball back!? Please take a look!
When I tried to hit the ball, the ball was gone before I knew it. "No ball!?"
I thought I had come straight to the halfway point. "It's coming, it's coming, it's coming straight, it's almost like a ball."
I haven't hit any more, I haven't hit a single ball. I was able to hit close to 100 balls. "Ah, Kaori no Nezzu!"
I didn't hit a single ball. "Is this how you play baseball?"
Yes, the tournament has been canceled due to the coronavirus, so it's more like I'm retiring. "Yeah, I couldn't play!"
I guess I'll try my best here. "Hitting a fork ball at the batting center, like number one."
"Most of them were like Jovan." "Yes, that's amazing! Sorry, if you were to say that in our day and age, you'd be a douchebag. Where are your principles?" "Playing catcher." "No, you're a douchebag. !"
Excuse me, ah, excuse me, um, my name is Ishida and I'm in charge of Detective Night Skimaru. This is President Suzuki. "Nice to meet you, nice to meet you."
How many years has it been at the batting center? "It's been 50 years, I've been doing it since 1960."
Eh!? "We run a batting center, and it's the company that makes this machine."
Oh, so those kale folk balls are... "It's just the right year."
Well then, while researching... "It took three or four years."
But is this it? "This is it."
Well, you're saying you're going to change the image, right? "I'm going to change it, yes. It's the era of director Akashi, but I'm going to use this machine for camping."
Eh!? So, this red is professional grade! That's what it means!? "Yes, it's for general customers to type. Well, it's made to be easy to type."
By the way, at what kilometer should you hit a forkball? "Right now, I'm setting it at 120."
Is it easy to hit 120? “Well, I think you can hit it once you get used to it.”
Have you ever seen someone hit it? "Yes, there is."
That's amazing, though. The Unions will definitely use it, Parkane: "I'll go with this."
Money up... How many balls is this!? "Fifteen balls."
Let's go! "Okay, I'm leaving."
It fell!
Wow! Amazing!
The way you fall!
So fast!
Amazing!
Don't miss it!
If you don't do it, you'll hit it!
Last one!
Wow!
This 15kg Keisuke-kun, zero!
That's weird.
That's a good machine.
Is it?
You made it yourself, right?
The accuracy is good.
Can the father of the sea make it?
Of course.
So, Mr. Suzuki!
Please!
Are you the father of the sea?
Oh!
You hit it!
Oh! You hit it!
Just meet.
You did it!
Look at the ball to the limit.
Isn't it a rule of thumb?
Yes, I know.
Look at the ball to the end.
Don't miss it!
There were quite a lot of foreballs.
That's why you miss it!
You should check how the ball is falling.
It's easiest to understand if you say "catch".
Oh! I see!
It's "catch"!
OK, Keisuke-kun.
Catch and check the number of balls.
You said "catch", didn't you?
Oh!
You did it!
What are you doing?
You caught it!
It's hard to catch a ball even you know it's "fork".
Hey!
Can you imagine it in your mind?
I don't know.
But technically, you should have received professional advice.
I don't think we can tell you how many balls you caught.
I'm an amateur.
What kind of ball is it?
It's a hawk.
I see.
Sato Hanshin Tigers' Sekimoto Kentaro-san, please!
Hello!
Isn't it hard to get out of there?
You said you were a Softbank fan.
I heard you.
You heard me?
Softbank fans...
Are you really from Tatejima?
I'm from Tatejima.
This is a forkball.
How much does a forkball weigh?
120kg.
120kg? You look fine.
A professional forkball weighs about 130kg.
Really?
It weighs between 130 and 140kg.
If it's 120kg, it's a slow ball.
Does it look like a ball has stopped?
I think you can see it.
Mr. Sekimoto, please.
Thank you.
This is a 120kg forkball.
I'll do it quickly.
It's Fujinami.
Is it your first time playing against Fujinami?
Wow!
You're falling.
You're falling quite a bit, Fujinami.
What?
Wow!
I see.
Wait a minute.
Can you do it like you're playing?
It was short. I'm serious.
Wow!
You've been holding it for a long time.
I've been holding it for a long time.
That's amazing.
Wow!
That's amazing.
Yeah!
You're a professional.
It was amazing.
It was a sharp swing.
At first, you said it was colorful.
It's perfect for a comedy test.
I'm serious.
It's really colorful.
When you say "fork" in the game industry,
who was the most popular?
It's Senga.
Wow!
It's Senga of Sengan Software.
He's gone.
How is it compared to Senga's fork?
It's about the same.
The first impact is...
I know it's going to be a fork all the time, so I'll hit it.
Can you show me once?
Can I?
Yes, I'll see you.
All right.
How is it?
Basically, I know the basics.
And since it's a hog ball, I have to hit it like a swimming.
So, I have to hit it like swimming.
If you look at it, it's a straight swing.
So, I'm hitting it like this.
But, you can't do it like this.
So, you have to hit it like this.
If you hit it like this,
you have to hit it like swimming.
Like this?
Like swimming and hitting it like swimming.
Like hitting it before it falls down.
I see. I'll try it once.
Good. Put it under the ball and hit it.
I hit it!
No, you hit it and it's a straight ball.
I'm glad.
You hit it and it's a straight ball.
You couldn't play in the spring, could you?
If you didn't hit it like that, it would have felt good.
Good. Put it under the ball and hit it.
You're hitting it at a different point than before.
Wow!
You're amazing!
I don't think you hit it like this before.
After you hit it.
There were a lot of hits like this in my third year.
If you hit it from below, it will fly to the center over.
Where are you aiming for?
The back of the net.
The dark part of the net.
With a bullet liner.
Center over.
Wow!
You're good! You're good at hitting it!
Wow!
Good!
Not bad at all!
Are you okay?
You've changed. I can tell.
Damn it!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
I did it.
It's all thanks to you, Sekimoto-san.
I'm happy.
You're amazing.
I'm happy you came.
I learned a lot. Thank you.
You're welcome.
From now on, I'm going to be a fan of Hansen.
Aren't you late?
I'm not late.
Professionals are amazing.
It was completely different.
Sekimoto-san came and changed the theory completely.
I didn't know it would change so much depending on the coach.
I can't say anything about my various foreplay.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's nothing.
I want to tell you.
It's all Sekimoto-san.
It's all getting faster.
You can't see it, can you?
No, it's not like that at all.
What's with the advertisement pocket?
Now, let's move on to the next request.
Yes.
Next is a request from Yui Koyanagi, who lives in Tokyo and is 13 years old and a second year middle school student.
I have a seven-year-old sister, Nami.
The other day, Nami's tooth came out.
Then Nami put the missing tooth under her pillow,
and was looking forward to the mouse exchanging the tooth for coins.
So I secretly took the missing tooth,
and exchanged it for a hundred yen coin and a letter.
The next day, when Nami saw it,
she wrote a letter of response to Nezu-chan with great joy.
Since then, Nami and Nezu-chan's letter exchange has begun.
Of course, Nezu-chan is me.
However, due to problems,
Nami sends me many letters every day,
as I am tired,
I stopped sending letters,
and asked my friend,
as Nezu-chan,
to exchange letters with me.
However,
my friend's letters from me were too persistent,
and I was exhausted.
Detective,
I feel sorry for Nami
and I feel sorry for Nami,
so please be honest with me,
and tell me that Nezu-chan is not here.
Could you help me with this?
This is my request.
Well,
this is what a seven-year-old sister
believes in Nezu-chan.
Well,
she has been deceiving Nezu-chan
for a long time,
so this time,
she wants to be honest with Nezu-chan.
What happened?
Please have a look.
Well,
the sender is
Yui-chan,
and then Yui-chan
accepted Nezu-chan,
and now she is Nezu-chan,
who is Luna-chan.
Was it that hard?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
How was the pace?
Was it one-two a day?
Well,
at first we played about three-two a day,
but...
Three-two a day?
Yes.
At what timing do you stand up?
No.
Really,
at the timing of playing the game.
Ah,
so you don't know,
you look,
No way.
You put in a lot of effort.
And then,
your friend,
um,
Luna-chan,
well,
what did you ask for?
What did you ask for first?
The reason I asked Luna-chan for help
was a fight.
A fight?
Yes,
like 'Nezu-chan is me'
I said it.
Ah,
you said it before, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Ah, ah,
it's me, right?
Yes, yes.
Then,
I didn't believe it,
or rather,
it's really you,
like that.
You started to believe it.
Yes.
Ah,
and then,
you kept asking for help.
Yes.
You asked Luna-chan for help.
Yes.
Ah,
we became friends.
Ah,
eh,
how many emails do you send?
When you have one day off?
"Forty." "Eh, but it's like Nami is talking by herself." "That's forty emails?"
I believe you perfectly.
Because love stories are amazing. Even people I like say it.
They never tell us.
I'm telling you, though.
That's amazing.
Why are you doing this?
That's the first one I gave you.
Ah, I'm sorry for stealing your book, Nami.
Instead of that, I'm sorry for receiving this coin and being late.
From Nezumi no Nezu.
Why did you print it?
Eh, if it was my handwriting, you'd know.
"Is that so?" "Yes."
So, is this the next one?
From Nezumi no Nezu.
Thank you for accepting my letter.
Thank you for the coin.
I'm sorry for receiving the coin.
Please accept my letter.
From Nami.
Here's Nezumi.
"Nezu-chan," "Nami-chan," right? "Yes."
Ah, you did it properly.
And thank you for your reply again.
Let's talk on Yui's smartphone.
I want to see you every day,
so I write every day,
tomorrow I'll buy snacks for a hundred yen,
and go to bed.
Ah, by the way,
did you have a present like that?
Yes.
That's my present.
Ah, this is...?
Huh? Bracelet? What's this?
"Is it a bracelet?" "Yes."
What's this?
It's like NICO-CHAN's work on NAMI's handmade bond.
"What's the mail?" "On my cell phone."
You talk a lot.
"Do you talk a lot?" "All in one day."
And we play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors. Paper.
"I won." "How many times have you done it?"
You send me photos from time to time.
And you say 'I'm weak.'
Can you not end it with this fantasy?
But if I do that, when NAMI-chan sees this broadcast, she'll be sad.
Ah, I see. I see. I see.
"You've decided that, haven't you?" "Yes."
Hello. Are you Nami-chan?
Yes.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kenji Tamura.
Hello.
What does Nezu-chan mean to you?
A friend.
A friend?
What kind of mouse do you think Nezu-chan is?
Can you show me?
Can you show it to Nezu-chan?
Ah! Ah! Do you think Nezu-chan is like this?
Of course you like it.
Do you love Nezu-chan?
Really?
Is there a secret between you and Nezu-chan?
Ah, I see.
Is there something you haven't told your sister?
Why don't you tell your sister?
A secret between you and Nezu-chan.
You're keeping it, aren't you?
Are you going to tell us about it?
Amazing. You're great friends.
Your bond is amazing.
Can you cut this?
If you try to cut it, you'll get a lot of reaction.
That's right.
Do you have a plan?
No.
I'll be in charge of Nezu-chan's voice.
And you'll be in charge of Nezu-chan's costume.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean by costume?
Nezu-chan.
"Nezu-mi?" (mouse)
"Nezu-mi." (mouse)
And I'm going to see you.
Yui-chan as Meiji-chan.
Oh, you're going to show up all of a sudden, right?
Yeah.
And Yui-chan is going to hold her head and say, "It's really me."
Wow, that's a pretty shocking way of doing it.
You're going to hold your head like this with a weapon and come out like that.
But first of all, you know there's someone in the costume, right?
Oh, you don't even believe there's someone in the costume?
I don't know if you know or not.
You're going to tell them the truth.
Well, if you're going to do it, you should do it in a way that has an impact.
If you don't know, you don't know.
Go ahead.
Oh...
I changed my clothes.
It's not a mouse costume you were expecting.
How do you feel now?
My heart is about to stop.
Think of it as Yui-chan's seed.
Let's do it.
Can I go see you now?
Suddenly?
We have something important to talk about.
Can I go see you now?
Oh, that's right. OK.
What do you mean?
I mean...
Can I go see you now?
Yeah.
Not at all.
OK, OK.
OK, let's go.
I'll do my best.
You can do it.
You shouldn't talk. You shouldn't talk anymore.
It's not good that we're already here.
It's OK.
OK, we're here.
We're here. We're here.
We're in. We're in. Hurry, we're in.
Yaho! Nami-chan, it's Nezu.
I've always wanted to see you, and I'm happy you're here.
Presents, letters, emails - thank you for everything.
Talking with you made my birthday feel like a different day, and my favorite anime felt like mine. It was a lot of fun.
As I said in my email, I have something important to tell you. I'll tell you now.
Well, I've been apologizing to Nami for a long time, and the real Nezu-chan was Yui.
I'm sorry.
So...
Nezu-chan is...
Don't you want to believe me?
Nezu-chan isn't here anymore, but I'll do my best to be useful in your place, so let me know if you need anything.
Nezu-chan isn't here anymore.
Can you come out for a second?
Nami thinks of Nezu-chan as an important friend.
Nami's love has been conveyed.
What should I do?
Then I'll go and see her.
I'm sorry, Nami.
First of all, I and Luna feel really bad for you.
But we're not trying to bully you.
We may not be able to make you smile right away,
but we'd like you to stop blaming Luna and me.
Do you understand that?
Yes.
But it's sad.
Yes.
But you and Luna talk about Nami more than Nezu does,
so I hope you'll understand.
Do you hate us?
Yes.
Do you understand how we feel?
Yes.
It's been a little while, and I'm like this now.
She came.
Are you laughing?
She's laughing, she's laughing, she's laughing!
She's laughing!
Now, if anything happens in the future, please consult with your sisters.
After all, you're an ex-nezu-chan.
Hahaha!
Is it hard? Are you okay?
Hahaha!
Oh, it's kind of hard to go back to Osaka.
Hahaha!
Yui, Luna-chan, thank you for becoming a nezu- chan.
When you two were told you were nezu-chan, I was shocked, but it's okay now.
From now on, I want to get along with you more than nezu-chan.
Yui, Luna-chan, I love you!
Detective-san, thank you very much!
She's really energetic!
Well, it's like this now, isn't it?
It's like this now, isn't it?
It's the first time I've seen the last VTR, but there's only one piece of information from my dad.
Um...
"Where did you go now, nezu-chan?" I said, and Nami- chan closed her eyes and went...
Hahaha!
I was wondering if you were convinced of that, but you're very convinced of it, aren't you?
Now, let's move on to the last request for today!
Yes, the next request is from Kazuki Sugiyama, who lives in Tokyo and is 55 years old.
I asked you for something I wanted you to look up on this trip.
I sing original songs and do music activities, but during this self-restraint period, I participated in a online live show and suddenly...
there was a person named Narse who sang a song about baldheads.
Perhaps he sang that song because he saw me bald.
I don't know Narse, and I was surprised and embarrassed and couldn't stand it, and there was another person with thin hair,
so I thought about what face he was making and listening to it, and he had already been expelled.
It was such a song with tough content for baldheads that I also withdrew.
What was Narse thinking when he sang that song?
Could you check out his true intentions?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, well...
Next to Nezu-chan is Hage-chan, but...
I'll explain it a little, but...
Sugiyama-san is an amateur musician.
He can't use the live house during his self- restraint.
As a hobby of these people,
they open a remote live,
and amateur musicians gather there,
and customers of hope also gather there,
and they sing one song... no, two songs,
and ask each other, "Okay, I'll sing next."
At that time, Narse-san sang "Hage's Song" as much as he could.
"Why would you sing "Hage's Song" when you have such a baldhead?"
You sang it because you saw me, didn't you?
That's what Sugiyama-san wants to know.
Anyway, please listen to his story first.
Please watch it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sugiyama-san, I've read your request.
Of course I've read it.
What kind of request is this?
We do live shows on a daily basis,
but we can't do it,
so we decided to do it online.
Through remote?
Narse-san appeared,
and he sang 'Hage's Song'.
The lyrics that repeat 'Hage's Song' three or four times
come out.
Those words?
The words 'baldhead'?
On May 31st,
we did another live show.
Remote?
Remote.
Then Narse-san appeared again,
and he sang 'Hage's Song' again.
Did you sing the same song?
The song 'baldhead'?
Could you please take off your hat?
If you look at me now,
you can kind of tell.
Just to make sure.
Ah, I see.
Sorry about that.
Anyway, what kind of request is this
for Narse-san?
That song at the time
was probably sung
because of my
hairstyle like this.
I'm not sure.
If you did it on purpose,
wouldn't it be too rude?
Would you sing a song like that?
I've been waiting for you
to sing this song.
You don't think
I'm that bald, do you?
No, no, no.
The more you sing,
the less bald you are,
is what I thought.
I've never heard you say that,
but you're completely bald.
There was only one
person
who was
comparatively thin.
I was wondering what happened
to that person,
but he had already left.
Does that mean
there's a possibility
that that person
may have been offended?
Narse-san, you know,
don't you?
If a bald person
sings a bald song,
is there a possibility
that that person
may be offended?
I think it's possible,
if that person
is bald.
I think it's possible,
if that person
is bald.
That's why,
we want to know
what happened
to that person,
so we'll
ask about what happened
Naruse-san
was singing a song about baldheads
What? I can't hear you well
He was singing a song about baldheads
I can't hear you well
Really?
I'll explain it again
Yes
Can you hear me?
Naruse-san
was singing a song about baldheads
Who is it?
Naruse-san, yes
At that time,
well,
I was wondering what Takeda-san
was doing,
and he had already left the band,
right?
Yes, he had left the band
With the same kind of feeling,
he couldn't stand it anymore,
right?
No, no,
it's not like that,
but,
since he was singing a song about baldheads,
I wanted to come and get it
Oh,
this song,
since you were singing a song about baldheads,
did you understand it?
That's right
Since you wanted to go to the bathroom,
you went to the bathroom,
and you understood it?
This is,
what I wanted to see that day,
I guess everyone thought so,
right?
No matter what,
when the song started,
everyone,
may have paid attention
to the baldhead-san's face,
and there is probably that possibility,
right?
Is there someone
like the director of the concert?
If it's someone who hosted it,
I think I know him
Oh, is there someone like the director?
If it's someone like him,
of course I know him
You know him, right?
Alright, so we have
the director of the remote concert,
Mr. Shinoda,
here with us today
Thank you for coming
Thank you for having me
Mr. Naruse,
is it?
Yes
The person,
"is here, right?" "Yes, and we're friends" "Oh, you're friends?" "We're bandmates" "Oh, you're in a band together" "Oh, you're talking fast!" "What kind of person is Mr. Naruse?" "Um," "he's a little casual," "in this angle," "Um," "he's a little," "well," "he's a little rough," "so he forgets what he promised," "and what he said," "so" "Can you read the atmosphere?" "I think I'm trying to read the atmosphere," "but I can't feel it very well," "the atmosphere," "Do you remember what you sang?" "It's an original song,"
"An original song?" "Yes, it's a song I wrote," "like 'Hageatama ga'," "and songs like that," "Um," "the person himself proudly sang," "that he wrote a song about Takuro Yoshida," "but" "Is that what you're saying?" "Is that what you're saying?" "Mr. Naruse's" "face" "came to my mind," "and Mr. Naruse" "was surprised" "by his face," "on the remote control," "Was it a surprised face?" "His face was a little down,"
"and I was worried" "that all the musicians" "had disappeared," "as the organizer." "I couldn't just say, 'Wait a minute,'" "or stop him in the middle," "I didn't know the truth," "and I didn't even ask him," "why he sang," "or anything like that," "I didn't ask him," "Mr. Naruse" "isn't sure," "but would you like to sing?" "So" "Mr. Naruse" "told me," "to sing a song with me"
Let's check it out.
It's finished.
At night?
Yes.
Narse-san.
Yes.
I think you will be entering this venue soon.
Yes.
On the screen, we have invited these people as guests.
Yes.
Please tell us your favorite song and whether you can sing it or not.
Yes.
Here it is.
Is it this person?
That's right.
Hello. Are you Mr. Naruse?
Hello. I'm Naruse. Good evening.
Thank you very much.
You don't know the situation in detail, do you?
I was invited by Mr. Shirono to do an online live show.
It's a live show where you sing one song.
Do you have a song like "this song now"?
I made it a while ago and sang it.
It's about life.
I see. Then I'll have you sing it.
Let's have Mr. Naruse sing it.
Here you go.
I met a nostalgic friend at a tea water station.
He had the same bright smile as before, and I knew it was him.
A sudden south wind blew his hat away in the spring day.
In a hurry, he tried to pick up his hat.
His bald head told me everything about his life so far.
He wore a hat even in the same class meeting.
Everyone around him whispered that he must have gotten fatter.
But as conversations went on and as dawn drew near,
he suddenly took off his hat and told me everything about his life so far.
That bald head told me everything about his life so far.
Thank you very much.
Oh, hello.
Huh?
What do you think of my singing, Darjeet-san?
Well...
I didn't think it would be like this...
I guess...
"I guess" you mean you think it was bad?
Huh?
Well...
I shouldn't sing "hage" in front of "hage"
I don't know how to say it...
Darjeet-san, there is only one person
who has something to say to you.
Other than that person,
we will let you go now,
so please wait for a moment.
Please wait while looking at the screen.
It's okay for you to leave now, everyone.
I know you two are angry now, but it's okay for you to leave now, everyone.
Do you know this person, Naruse-san?
Of course, I know him. He was with me at the time of my online concert.
I'm Sugiyama.
Hello, Sugiyama-san.
I thought I had to make it clear that I sang this song for myself by looking at me and thinking of singing it.
Originally, I had decided to make this song and sing it since I joined the online concert.
That's why I didn't sing it on purpose. I was going to sing this song from the beginning.
Did you have any thoughts like "Is it okay for me to sing this song because of a person with thin hair?"
I had some thoughts like that, but everyone was listening to me with a good feeling.
There was also applause, so I thought it was exciting.
Naruse-san, I don't think you're bald at all.
That's right. I don't think I'm that bald.
Naruse-san, you're bald, aren't you?
No, no, no. I'm not that bald.
You said you were good at baldness.
When you have a remote concert in the future, you might want to check the screen before you sing.
Yes, I'll be careful.
I'll wear a remote concert hat this time.
You can't do that.
You have to wear it when Naruse-san says it.
Otherwise you'll sing.
It's not good for your health.
What I was most angry about was that Sugiyama-san from Iroisha called me "hage".
Takema-san, I was in the same band as you, but I'm "hage".
I'm definitely not "hage".
Takeyama-san, I'm "hage".
Well, that said...
Naruse-san, you too...
Naruse-san said the same thing.
Even if everyone says it, it's a lie.
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