AISubs v3.5
Take everything off around the BED Take off everything around the BED
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
I'm crying in a daze when I catch you
When do you kiss me?
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Matsuda!
At this detective station, we follow the requests of our viewers and immediately send in our best detectives to pursue the truth!
Wow, director!
It's been a while since I've been back!
You look like Kurazushi!
It's spinning!
It's big!
It's big, isn't it?
Do you have to be this far away?!
It was 2 meters!
Are you sure it's 2 meters?!
It's decided!
It's decided?!
That's right!
Did you measure it properly?!
No, no...
You're measuring it properly, aren't you?!
I'm measuring it!
Oh, really?!
Shut up!
It's been a while!
It's been a while, but...
Today's request is also like that...
I think it's a request in a new form...
I'm looking forward to seeing what it's like!
I'm looking forward to it!
Then, let's start with the first request of the day!
Yes!
First of all, I have a request from Tatsuya Suzuki, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 34 years old and jobless.
Nice to meet you! I am 34 years old, single, jobless, and live with my family in Aichi Prefecture.
This time, I asked you to request about my nose hair.
My nose hair tends to grow easily, and my acquaintances and family often tell me that my nose hair is growing.
However, I have been wearing a mask for a long time in my recent self-restraint life, so I don't touch anyone's eyes.
When I suddenly look at my nose...
I've never seen such a grown-up nose hair jumping out of my nose.
And not from one side, but from both sides.
I quit my job last year and am currently unemployed.
A strong nose hair that moves forward every day targeting me like that.
I feel more proud than embarrassed, and gradually I started thinking about tying this nose hair somehow.
You may think I'm talking nonsense, but as a step in my life that will continue, I want to tie my nose hair now that I'm unemployed.
I'm asking you for your cooperation.
I see.
Now...
Now is the time you should do it!
Yes, now is the time you should do it!
It's a request born in this era.
I was wearing a mask, and when I noticed it, my nose hair was jumping out of my nose.
And I really wanted to tie it somehow.
I see.
And I really wanted to tie it somehow.
It has to be long enough for you to do it.
That's right.
I wonder how long my nose hair is.
I see.
Well, it's this era, so I've paid the most attention.
Go ahead.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Suzuki-san.
Yes.
My name is Maeda.
It's like this today, but...
Yes.
Suzuki-san...
Yes.
When the earth is in trouble...
My nose hair is also standing where it's in trouble.
Can I see it now?
Yes.
Wow!
Please take care of my nose hair.
Yes.
Wow!
It's quite long.
34cm.
Yes.
Colorless.
I want to wear a T-shirt like this.
If you were working, you shouldn't stretch it like this.
Why are you so strong?
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
I want to tie it up.
I quit my job last year and my nose hair is growing.
When I was depressed, I met this nose hair and I was very energetic.
Really?
Yes. I want to live more freely.
Oh, you want to keep your nose hair.
Yes.
Then, your nose hair will grow.
Yes.
Do you want to be connected?
Yes.
I don't have any connection with people now.
I want to be connected with my nose hair.
How do you feel when you tie up your nose hair?
I think I can sleep well tonight and wake up well tomorrow morning.
It's scary to take it off.
Yes.
Then, I will try it.
Yes.
Now, I will tie up my nose hair like this.
Is it okay?
Is there a blind person here?
If I take it off, it will be broken.
It's scary.
I want to see how much it will come off at the moment I catch it.
Yes.
Goodbye.
It's scary to take it off without thinking about it.
It's difficult.
If I could do it, I would probably be doing other jobs.
I can grab it, but crossing from there and coming here...
I want to do it somehow.
It's really difficult.
The hair is hard. It doesn't respond softly.
But I can't do it all of a sudden.
Can I ask a skillful person for tips?
Yes, please.
I got in touch with a skater.
Hello.
I'm Emi, a local idol and local talent in Kansai.
Nice to meet you.
It's like you're frying food.
Really?
You're amazing.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for calling me.
I'd like you to give me some advice.
Your nose tends to be hard.
That's right.
So you should start by making it soft.
You should use conditioner and hair dryer to make it soft.
The same theory applies to hair.
It's really good.
I'll apply conditioner and water.
I've been looking at it like that for a long time.
I feel like my nose is weakening.
I'll use a hair dryer.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Shouldn't it be hot?
It's hot, isn't it?
Why do you do it twice?
I'm sorry.
Did you really make a mistake?
I really made a mistake.
I'll try it.
Let's see if there's any change.
It's soft!
It's amazing!
What's this?
It's really soft.
It's like the firmness of a flower petal.
It's soft!
There's a possibility of this!
I can't do it one more time!
Damn it!
I think you could do it now.
Did you feel it?
Yes.
You're almost there.
I tend to say things based on my years of experience.
But I don't think there's anyone who has been able to tie a flower petal for many years.
Is there anyone who has been able to tie a flower petal for many years?
Hello!
Mother!
Yes!
Tatsuya's mother is here!
Your son wants to tie a flower petal for you!
He's ridiculous!
Mother!
He's cute and gorgeous!
He's ridiculous, isn't he?
But I feel affection for him.
I love him!
He's been cute and gorgeous since he was a child.
I think he's been like this for 34 years.
In any case, he's cute.
He's cute.
He's serious.
He's straightforward.
It's interesting.
Is there anything you don't like about him not working?
Well, I'm a little worried.
His parents will die.
I hope you will succeed in this and move on to the next big step.
Please.
I'll do it.
Please.
Yes.
I'll do it.
Is it okay, mom?
Did you have this image when you were born?
No, I didn't.
What do you want me to say? I'm tearing up.
Is it okay?
It's not a variety show anymore.
It's a human document.
My hands are shaking.
It's growing a lot.
It's a love that connects me with my son and my wife.
It's love.
Tatsuya-san was in a good mood at the time of my birth.
A little more.
A little more. You can do it.
This one is okay.
This is impossible.
Mom!
But everyone did their best.
Mom!
This is no good.
Mom, but it's impossible.
It's impossible.
How do you feel?
I'm grateful. You're a good mother.
As a mother who has come this far, I have no choice but to ask you as a professional.
I don't know if there are professionals on this road.
Thank you.
I feel sorry for you.
She is a professional who deals with short breaths.
She came to salon B, an eyelash extension specialty store.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Not eyelashes.
Yes.
Can I have your nose hair?
I'm not a professional.
That's right.
I want to tie my nose hair.
You don't change your mind, do you?
Yes, I definitely want to tie my nose hair and go home.
Thank you.
Manager, please.
Yes.
Is it long?
The left one is long.
Yes.
But this one is...
Yes, it's right.
It's difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Yes.
It's okay, captain.
It's not difficult at all.
It's like working in space.
It's difficult to tie one.
I did it!
Can I tie one more?
One more.
Wow!
This one is...
If you tie one, can I borrow it?
It's difficult.
I did it.
You did it!
You are really good!
Thank you!
This technology and everything is amazing!
You are amazing, Suzuki-san!
Can you see it?
It's really twisted.
Right?
Yes.
Wow!
Ma'am, that's how you react when you see a jewel.
Did you feel refreshed?
Now you have made your wish come true.
Yes.
I'm glad.
One step forward.
Yes.
Let's do our best from now on.
Yes.
If I get paid for my job again, I will come to Musubi again, so please.
Please don't come again!
She is amazing!
She is really good!
She is a pro.
She is amazing!
She has different conditions than usual.
Of course, she doesn't have eyelashes or eyebrows.
She is amazing!
I'm impressed.
Really?
If she was the director of Kamioka, she would have been angry and left.
She is like that.
She is different from each director.
Now, let's move on to the next request.
Yes.
The next request is from Masahiro Nonoyama, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 50 years old.
Director Matsumoto, Secretary Masuda, detectives, good evening.
It's about one day.
When I was casually humming Superman's theme song, I suddenly thought, "What was Star Wars' theme song like?", and when I sang Star Wars, it became exactly the same song as Superman.
Which one is which now?
We don't know at all.
Even though you can definitely sing Star Trek no matter what,
why does Superman and Star Wars' theme song become the same?
Would you like to investigate it?
I see.
That's right. What do you think of the theme song?
Movie "Star Wars", movie "Superman".
Is it clear now?
I feel like I'm being taken away by Star Wars.
You feel like you're being pulled away.
That's right.
Then, Noriyama-san, we have to ask you how it became a mess and what's wrong with it,
so we asked you to tell us about it. Here you go.
We asked you to tell us about it, but...
What is it?
It's a movie called "Superman".
The theme song of "Superman" and "Star Wars" became a mess.
It's like...
Which one is it?
I don't know which one it is anymore.
Right now it's "Nana-san" and "Superman".
But I feel like it could be "Star Wars" as well.
Will we become one? We can only become one.
So "Superman" is "Star Wars" and "Superman" is the same song?
That's right.
"Star Wars" is...
It's a word, right?
Isn't it "Star Wars"?
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
Which one is it?
I always have "Star Wars" picture in my head.
Can you sing "Superman" one more time?
"Superman" is...
This is "Superman".
I can't think of "Star Wars" because it's in my head.
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
What's this?
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
"Star Wars" is this, right? These are letters, right?
Yes.
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
No, no, it's letters.
Oh.
It's letters.
This is...
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
This is...
It's like this, right?
It's "Superman", right?
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
No, no, wait a minute. It's messed up.
It's mixed up somewhere.
I'll summarize it. I'll go first.
I'll go first.
Yes.
My "Star Wars".
Yes.
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
[laughing]
[humming "Star Wars" theme song]
This isn't in the song.
This isn't in the song, either.
I think "Star Wars" is like "Superman" because it's forced.
But it's "Star Wars".
It's "Star Wars".
And "Superman" isn't in the song.
Let's listen to it.
There's an original song, so let's listen to it.
It's too late to listen to it now.
Shall we play it in the chorus without saying which one it is?
Oh, good.
Shall we play it in the chorus without saying which one it is?
[Music]
One, two...
- Star Wars! - Star Wars!
[Laughter]
Can you play the next one? Which one do you want me to play?
Whichever one you want me to play?
Yes.
[Music]
Star Wars. It's Star Wars.
[Music]
Where is Star Wars?
[Music]
This is Star Wars.
[Music]
Mr. Kakeyama, the first song you played was Star Wars.
Yes, it was Star Wars.
Is this also Star Wars?
Yes, this is the beginning of Star Wars.
The first song you played was Star Wars.
Yes.
This is the beginning of Star Wars.
[Laughter]
You misunderstood Star Wars as Superman, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Star Wars and Superman are two different things.
What? So it's different?
Yes.
Does that mean the Superman you played is Superman?
The first song is definitely Superman, but...
The second song is Star Wars, but...
I think the first song is Superman.
[Music]
- Now... - Superman.
- Not Star Wars, Superman now. - Yes.
- Star Wars, absolutely Star Wars. 120% Star Wars, this.
- Absolutely Star Wars now. What is this, Noriyama san? It's Star Wars, isn't it?
- Well, I don't know anymore.
- Then, let's match this song with the picture of Superman.
- Ah. - Then you can't say it, can you? Absolutely.
- That's right. It's clear.
- You can tell it's different. - You can tell it's different, right?
- Yes.
- Then, let's take it for now. - Ah, take it? Yes, let's take it.
- Let's take a picture and see it. - Take a picture?
- Noriyama san. - Yes.
- We made an opening song of Superman. - Yes.
- So, let's match it with the music I think is Star Wars. - Yes.
- Because it shouldn't be weird. - Ah.
- Then, the song before was Star Wars. - That's right.
- I'm sorry. - Here we go. - Yes.
[Music]
- That's right. - That's right.
- That's Superman, isn't it? - That's right.
- That's right, isn't it? It was like this, wasn't it? - That's right, that's right.
- Shall we go the other way? - Yes.
- Superman's song on the Star Wars screen? - Yes.
- That's... - Is there any discomfort?
- That's right. - I'm making it a little, do you want to see it?
- Yes.
[Music]
It's "Stars Wars".
Yes, it is.
These two songs are very similar.
Yes, they are.
And this is "Superman", right?
"Superman".
"Stars Wars" is...
Look, he's talking to me again.
What was "Stars Wars" again?
"Stars Wars" is...
What's different?
I think we should ask an expert about this.
Yes, you're right.
Nomema-san.
Yes?
The pianist, Yamamoto Mizuki-san.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
We've already talked about everything.
Teacher, are they similar?
I think they are very similar.
Then, are we wrong or not?
Yes, the rhythm is similar.
Are these two songs all similar?
Or are there similar parts?
There are several similar parts.
There are several?
Yes.
The first three notes of "ta ta ta" are the same.
"Stars Wars".
"Superman".
The next similar part is "Stars Wars".
Here.
As for "Superman"...
I think they are very similar.
"Ta ta ta taan tan" "ta ta ta taan tan"
"Star Wars" and "Superman" use the same rhythm.
"Ta ta ta taan tan" "ta ta ta taan tan"
That's right.
On the contrary, if you play the melody with only your right hand in a row, you can easily see the difference.
So we'd like you to listen to it.
"Star Wars".
Superman.
Star Wars.
Superman.
Star Wars.
Superman.
Star Wars.
Superman.
Star Wars.
They are the same song, right?
They are connected.
I think so.
I see.
They are the same song, right?
I think so.
Superman.
Right?
What about Star Wars?
By the way,
what about Star Trek?
I see.
They are similar.
They are similar, but...
I found out later, but both "Star Wars" and "Superman" were made by the same person, John Williams.
Is that so?
So, the same person is probably John Williams'...
Maybe it's John's style, right?
Like, "ta-ta-ta," and stuff like that.
I see.
Can you sing "Star Wars" in that style?
Right?
No, that's...
No, that's not it.
Can you sing "Superman"?
It's the same.
That's how it is!
It's the same!
No, it's not!
It's like "Ballard" and "chirashi"
Everyone sings it properly!
It's true, it's true!
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day!
Yes, next is a request from Yuki Watanabe, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 38 years old.
With my ability, I cannot do anything, so I would like to make a request.
My nine-year-old son, Kohaku's important, important partner, is in trouble.
His name is Kuma-chan, a teddy bear made by me.
Since childhood, Kohaku has always spent time with Kuma-chan.
When he slept, when he went on a trip, and when he was hospitalized, he was always with him.
Such Kuma-chan, during Kohaku's absence, was bitten by a dog's grunt and was torn apart so much that there was no trace of it.
Since he was in such a miserable condition, I once hid him in a trash can, but I couldn't fool him and spoke honestly.
Kohaku is in great need of help.
He picks up the torn bear and says every day, "I will definitely fix it! I want to know how to fix it!"
Detective, please help my son! Thank you very much!
In fact, Kohaku-kun knew that he had a reason for it, and he used to take his dog for a walk in the living room.
When he went out, he had to put his dog in the room properly, but when Kohaku-kun went out, he didn't put it in the room and went out as it was.
So, first of all, I know the reason for it there.
Did Kuma-chan come back? Please have a look!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Are you the mother of the dog?
Yes, I am!
And you are Kohaku-kun!
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me!
Yes?
Is that "guran" written on the dog's collar "guran"?
No, it's not.
Well, I'm trying to get out of the room, but is this dog "guran"?
Yes, it's "guran"!
What's the name of that doll?
It's "Kuma-chan"!
What does "Kuma-chan" look like?
It doesn't have a shape.
It's just a remnant.
Could you show me?
Could you spread it out for me?
Like this.
It's quite "gomi" (trash)
I knew it because I thought you were "gomi" (trash)
I thought you were "gomi" (trash)
What's this?
It's a face.
Is it a face?
Nose, ears, ears, hands, hands, legs, legs, face, belly.
You know it well!
There was only one copy of it.
This doll...
What?
It's boring even to look at it.
First of all, there's no mistake.
He's wearing gloves.
The gloves I bought for Hima-chan as a souvenir when I went on a trip.
He was so cute that you bought it for him.
That's how much Kork was cute.
That's right. It's the same wherever you go, and it's the same when you sleep.
Wow, Sukia cares about this and holds it.
I want to fix it.
If it's impossible...
Well, if it's impossible...
I want to fix it as much as I can.
I want to fix it with my bear-chan...
Well...
With my bear-chan...
And I don't want to fix it as normal.
I want to fix it on my own.
It's not going to be like it used to be.
But you want to fix it, right?
I want to fix it and play with it.
I want to take a bath with it.
I want to go out with it.
You'll fix it no matter what?
I'll fix it no matter how long it takes.
Let's do it!
What's with your eyes?
I think it's just this cotton.
And it's like this.
What about the body?
I think the stomach is like this.
It's like this.
These are all parts, right?
But there aren't many parts.
There aren't enough parts.
It used to be normal, right?
I think I threw away the dirty one.
You threw it away!
I threw it away.
This is pretty good!
If you had all the original parts, you might have been able to go, but it turns out that some of the parts are gone.
I think we need advice from a decent person.
Where is a decent person?
I'm sorry, but there's a doll hospital where the detective went.
You're not stupid, are you?
A little more than I expected.
What kind of teacher will come out?
This girl is a little serious.
Look at her bangs.
Chico-chan!
It's been a while, Oni-sensei!
Hello! It's been a while!
Did you see the picture book?
It's pretty serious.
I've never done it myself, so I'd like you to teach me.
You don't have enough parts.
But I've thought about it a little, so I wonder if I can do it.
Are you sure?
First of all, I need some tools.
I'm ready!
How is it?
I chose this cloth.
It looks like a bear.
Also, bears grow like this, so I thought this would be good.
Can we start practicing haritoit now?
You've never done it before, have you?
No.
First of all, let's practice haritoit first.
What?
You've never done it before, have you?
No.
You don't know it, do you?
Oh!
It's not going up.
Oh, it's going up.
It's not going up.
Are you scared?
It's up.
Finally, it's time for the surgery.
Mr. Kohaku, good luck.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
Yes.
I think it's a little difficult to find and attach where it's not enough.
Yes.
So I'm going to make a base and attach it there.
Oh!
The flowers are still there, right?
Yes.
So I asked you to prepare something large in that size.
Yes.
It fits perfectly.
Then line up all the hands and feet you have there.
You can use your ears, flowers and hands as they are, can't you?
Can you take your face and body off for a moment?
Face and body...
Yes.
Oh!
It's going up.
Oh!
I'm going to make a base for your face and body.
I'm going to use what you took off now.
Oh!
I'm going to line it up on top of it.
Oh!
I'm going to stick this on top of it.
That's amazing.
That's why your original face is going up there.
Oh!
Now...
I put two pieces on top of each other to make your body.
The thread is also a little cream-colored.
All right, it's in.
Yes.
Do you put in the needle?
Yes.
I'll put it in.
Two sheets at a time. Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Pull it out so it doesn't come out. Yes, yes, yes.
Good job, good job.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Is it done?
It's done.
All right.
Wow, it's floating.
Hey!
Wow!
It's a bear.
This is the shape of a bear's face.
Oh, you're good.
But it's only been two days since you started sewing.
Two days.
And you've only made this much.
If you say it yourself, it's similar, right?
Wow, it's very similar.
I'm going to put it on you now.
What attack? Is that okay?
Oh! Oh!
But Kuma-chan, your eyes are strange.
No, I think my eyes are angry because I was bitten by Gulan.
Are you growing?
Take care of your body, Kuma-chan.
Yes, Kuma-chan.
Kuma-chan, you're massaging me, so it doesn't hurt.
I didn't know you were massaging me.
Oh, it hurts. I'm not getting close to you.
But if you don't do it quickly, I can't take a bath with you, so I'll do it slowly and carefully.
All right, Kuma-chan.
I'll fix it in a little while.
All right.
Next is this one.
The last one is the most difficult.
Pull it.
What?
I'm going to cut it.
It's done!
Yes!
Bear-chan, it's done!
Bear-chan?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
It's the same!
It's the same?
It's the same.
I'm glad you're fine.
This is Bear-chan.
I've only seen her in pictures.
She was so skinny.
I like her skinny.
Look at her. She's reflecting.
She did her best.
Mom!
I did my best!
Mom tried to throw away Bear-chan.
If it was only me and Kohaku,
I would never have been able to do it.
She's never worked this hard
for one thing.
She's very clumsy.
I never thought she would do it all by herself.
I'm happy in many ways.
She did her best until the end.
Kohaku...
Don't you have anything to say to your mom?
Ask me first and then say it.
Don't say it until Kohaku comes.
Don't say "thank you."
Thank you.
You did a good job.
Thanks to you, Kohaku's sewing skills have improved a lot.
Amazing!
All of a sudden?
Now she can make Bear-chan's little brother.
At the end, Kohaku became clever.
She can tie her nose hair now.
She's clever now.
She can tie her nose hair now.
It was great today.
We have to keep our distance.
We'll do our best like this next week.
This show is brought to you by your request.
If you approved our request,
we'll give you this certificate.
See you next week!
Thank you!
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
Your request can be sent to the address you see or to the program home page.
Hello, I'm Maskman.