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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... Spreading everything around the bed...
...Unraveling the secret room only for weekends...
...Seek you out and keep chasing you...
...The only reason I can dream is kissing you right now more than ever...
It's time for Detective Light Scoop!
I'm Kyoto Matsumoto, the director of Detective Light Scoop, which takes a sharp knife into the complicated modern society and specifically investigates various mysteries and questions!
And I'm Saori Matsuda, a reporter! Based on the request from everyone watching TV, our detective bureau will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
And today, I'm Taro Akeda, Chief Advisor!
Indeed, this is the first time there has been no audience since Detective Light Scoop started...
Indeed, something...
Wait, the two of you don't want to say something. It's a bit like an AV scene.
This is the mainland. Well then, let me introduce you to some excellent detectives!
Nagamura official!
Introducing Koji Tamura in the city!
Thank you very much!
We will be back with audience again!
You are so yourself!
Yes, you are!
I don't know if it's the virus or me.
I don't know, either.
So you feel good now, don't you?
No, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday.
Thank you very much for bringing me back.
I will do my best, so please let me be a detective again.
Yes, that's all.
What's wrong with you?
How do you feel now?
I'm fine!
Now, let's move on to the first request of today!
Yes.
The first request is from Masayo Akamatsu, 53 years old, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
Recently, I've been wondering about something.
It's about a creepy, mysterious shrine that you can see for a moment while driving on the highway that I often use.
That shrine is located on a mountain slope between tunnels.
At the entrance, there is a pot, a nightstand, and something like a washing machine.
"What is this?" "Does anyone live here?" "Please investigate!"
That's the request.
I thought you were the first person in charge of this.
I thought you were a YouTuber.
Thank you for your request.
It's a very mysterious shrine with flowers.
It smells dangerous, so I'll be in danger.
Why are you laughing?
Let's do our best for our comeback.
Ms. Akamatsu, if you don't mind, please turn the table.
Excuse me!
It's a flashlight and a scoop.
It's been a while.
I'm nervous.
Good evening.
I'm surprised.
I'm back from today.
Congratulations.
Nice to meet you, too.
In commemoration of your return...
Can you put it in the house?
Yes, of course.
I'll pass it through.
I won't say much today.
I read it, but...
I don't know what to say.
It's like a shrine.
But in the afternoon, it's very creepy.
Even in the afternoon...
I wonder if there are a thousand people living.
It's like you're making up such an imagination.
That's how it is.
Your sons, too...
It's different every time.
Something changes.
The atmosphere.
I'm coming in now.
Look to your left.
It's the same.
You're good.
Do you get out of it right away?
Yes, right away.
How high is it?
It's the height of your eyes.
Look.
There it is!
Did you see it?
I saw it!
Did you see both of them?
The laundry gate and the hot pot shrine.
No, I didn't see the hot pot.
I saw the laundry gate and the shrine.
Above it...
Diagonally above it...
There's a shrine with a hot pot on it.
Excuse me, can you do it again?
Yes.
Now, look to your right.
To the right of the laundry gate.
Do you want me to do it?
To the right of the laundry gate!
I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!
I saw a bird or something like an entrance.
And I smelled something dangerous.
Right? Right? Right?
I feel like something is being filled with my thoughts.
That's creepy.
I don't know the way exactly, but let's go somewhere close.
What's that? There's something weird again!
Oh, that's been there for a long time. It's a signpost.
A signpost?
That was creepy.
Yes, it was.
That's creepy.
We just passed under the highway.
It was right outside of the tunnel, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
The tunnel is right there.
Yes.
The one-way train.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go to the other side.
Yes.
I'm getting a little scared.
You are scared, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Oh, wait a minute.
Look at this. All of a sudden...
Oh, we can't go there.
I knew it.
Isn't there a way over there?
Oh, how about this? Can we go there?
This is difficult.
I don't think there's any other way.
Can we go there?
Looking from above, I don't think we can go there.
Is that a highway?
Oh, it's a highway.
Oh, wait a minute.
Look at this.
We can go there.
Takano-san, look.
We can see it.
We can see it from the highway.
We're finally here.
I don't like it.
Are you sure it's me?
It's a shirt.
It's pretty old.
It's like a group of sons.
Look at this.
I'm afraid of this shirt.
There's also a pattern on it.
This is the entrance.
What is this?
I'm sure it's here.
Look at this.
I'm scared.
The road continues all the way.
Please go ahead and look around.
Thank you very much.
I'm really scared.
Do you have anything?
I'm in a state of mind.
I can't do this alone.
Are you with me?
I'm really scared.
I think I'm going to lose my back.
Look at this.
I'm sure you have something.
I'm surprised.
I think I'm going to die.
Excuse me.
Is anyone here?
It looks like a life.
It's an electric pot, but...
Oh, there's electricity.
You can boil the pot.
It's running, isn't it?
And it feels like something new.
Mr. Akamatsu, don't run away first.
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
Hey, this is...
There was a strange excitement.
What happened?
I thought you wouldn't come back.
I'm sorry.
There's one thing I'm curious about.
You know, there was a laundry shirt.
I thought it might have something to do with that shirt and that weird kakashi.
Kakashi that was in the middle of the movie?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Certainly, you know, the atmosphere was similar, wasn't it?
Hey, this is the house, isn't it?
That's right, no doubt about it.
The touch is already unique. This is old.
Isn't this "nabura chiroa"?
This is "nabura chiroa".
Wow, is this Masami Hisamoto?
This is "maida" of "tante naito scoop", but...
Oh!
Hello, are you Mr. Ayamoto?
Oh, I'm glad you're an ordinary person.
I'm a little hungry, though.
Wow!
I'm glad you can speak properly.
What is this?
Along the road...
What was it made for?
It was such a grassy mountain over there.
Oh!
And everyone was digging a hole there.
I thought it wouldn't be good to look from above.
So I thought it would be nice to make a doll there.
So I made it like this.
Wow!
I made it there.
By the way...
I'll give it to my fans.
His fans will kill you.
That's right.
When it became the best in the world, this one.
Oh, this one!
Who is this?
This is Naomi Osaka.
Naomi Osaka!
This is Naomi Osaka, right?
That's right.
Isn't it funny?
I have something I want to ask you.
Something like a washing machine is dug in the net.
Is it connected to Mr. Ayamoto?
What?
I don't know about that.
I was a little curious about it.
I don't know.
I don't have any hints or clues.
Shall we go back to the site and look for something again?
Shall we go back there again?
Isn't that the only way?
After we get out of there...
Is there a mysterious place?
But...
Isn't it a bicycle?
No...
This wasn't a bicycle, was it?
It wasn't...
There's someone here!
The situation has changed!
It's scary to get used to it!
That door is so unique!
I can't see anyone from here...
Excuse me! Is anyone here?
Let's go! Excuse me!
Excuse me!
I can see it now, but...
From now on...
There won't be anyone here.
What is it? What is it?
Wait...
Someone's carrying a stick...
Hello!
Is this...
Is this where you live?
Excuse me...
I know a TV show called "Asagiri Onsen", but...
I've never heard of it...
What is it? What is it?
This is...
Otaku's belongings' bamboo shop.
That's right!
There are a lot of bamboo shops like this.
Bamboo shop!
Let me see your face.
Your face!
Wow, I'm glad!
I'm relieved by your kind face!
Are you playing a joke here?
No, no!
I'm not playing a joke!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was surprised.
I didn't know you lived like this.
I'm not playing a joke!
Is electricity coming here?
No, it's not.
You're deceiving us.
I'm not deceiving you!
I'm just showing you how we live here.
Oh, I see!
To protect this land!
That's right!
I see!
To protect this land!
That's right!
I see!
I'm relieved!
That's effective!
Thank you!
I was so surprised!
May I know your name?
I'm Iguchi.
Iguchi?
I'm Iguchi.
What a refreshing name!
Iguchi's Bamboo Shop Defense Operation!
Successful!
(Applause)
I'm happy you're happy.
I'm glad you didn't have to go through the exam.
This is an ancient land.
I heard you can pick good bamboos.
Iguchi's family is really cheerful.
We have a bamboo party every year.
(Laughter)
What do you do at a bamboo party?
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Next, we have a story from Detective Sawa Beyou.
First, from Kyoto City, Sakai Sosuke-kun, 9 years old.
Good evening, Director Matsumoto. I am a fourth grader in elementary school.
I can always make my stomach ring.
If you eat a lot of air,
your stomach will immediately go 'guri guri gyuu'.
If you don't mind even if it's a small sound, please listen.
Next, from Osaka City, Yamada Erika-san, 37 years old.
Before on TV, no one licked their own elbows,
so when I tried it, it was easy.
I think it's quite rare.
Next, from Hyogo Prefecture, Fujii Sawa Noriko- san, 22 years old.
Even when I'm not convenient,
when I see a handsome guy, I want to go to the bathroom.
Even when I don't go out today,
when I see a handsome guy,
my bowel movement always improves.
Excuse me,
but I'm going to use it for my bowel movement.
Please investigate it.
Next, from Osaka City, Yamano Kazuya-san, 37 years old.
Director Matsumoto, Night Scoop's theme song,
Marado Kahiroshi-san's 'Heart Slam',
of course detectives sing without looking at the lyrics.
I listen to it every week,
so I don't think you don't know it,
but please investigate it just in case.
Lastly, from Osaka Prefecture, Saito Emi-san, 45 years old.
If you match Madoka Hiroshi-san's face
with Kida Taro-san's hairstyle,
it will look like Kida Taro-san,
who is a little younger than him.
It really looks like him.
Please try it.
Please watch it right away.
I haven't told you about this request,
but I think detectives can sing
Madoka Hiroshi-san's 'Heart Slam',
so I think you can sing it.
First, please write the lyrics yourself.
Oh, but it's coming out. It's coming out.
Is it here?
No, I can do it at all.
Yes, it's done.
I'm confident.
Detective Sabe will sing the song he wrote himself.
Please sing it.
Detective Sabe will sing the song he wrote himself.
I'll dance and show you.
I'll catch you.
I can't get into it.
I'll hit you with anything.
It's a secret only for Friday.
Do you remember it?
Let's dance and talk with you.
Let's talk with you forever.
Let's talk with you until that time comes.
Listen carefully. When will it be? I can't wait anymore.
I won't talk. I won't try to talk.
I won't talk tonight either.
L. Troopers
This is HEART SLAMMING TWO IN ONE.
This is Kitataro-sensei's most fuzzy photograph.
But you even confessed you had cigarettes in that photograph!
How did you not do this once?!
Well, Kitataro-san's hairstyle and face represent Miss Madoka.
(Laughter)
Oh!
No!
No, it looks like!
It looks like!
This is already a normal Taro Kida teacher.
The face will change to Madoka.
(Laughter)
Wait, will it look like?
Various things, eventually more and more like
There is a possibility that it will be one, these two.
I will also prepare the opposite version.
This is a normal Taro Kida teacher.
The face will change to Taro Kida teacher.
(Laughter)
Oh, it's a shame.
Taro Kida teacher's hairstyle suits Taro Kida teacher, but
Taro Kida teacher's hairstyle doesn't suit Taro Kida teacher.
This is something like, Taro Kida is the only one in the world.
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What's your name?
I'm Sakai Sosuke.
What did you come to show me?
Well, when you drink air, when you go to your stomach, it's really low, but it's small.
Let's try it.
Oh, I ate it. I ate the air.
It's fast, isn't it? The speed after eating.
Can you do it one more time?
It's amazing. It's a hundred shots.
I might be able to do it.
The air came out, Sosuke!
Sosuke, can I ask you one thing?
Do you know this person?
I've seen him before.
This is Taro Madoka.
This is Hiroshi Kida.
Yes, this is Taro Kida.
This is Taro Kida.
This is simple Taro Kida.
Which is the real one?
This one?
That's right!
In many ways, that's right!
You lick your elbow.
I can't do it.
This part makes me mad.
Sosuke, can you give me some time?
Can you lick your elbow with your own tongue?
Can you try it once?
I can't do it.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
It's too short.
Leave me alone.
I'm sorry.
She did it for me.
But no one could do it.
Only upper body seems to be very soft.
Please try it.
It's easy.
Why? Where?
Shoulders?
Wow!
It's high.
It's very soft.
I often do it in front of men.
Can you close your eyes and stand behind me?
Can I stand in front of you?
When I stand in front of you,
you say, "Don't do it."
What?
What are you doing?
What?
My heart is pounding.
What's wrong with you?
- Really? - Yes, really.
You've come a long way.
You've come all the way here.
Don't you sometimes feel like you're not coming out today?
Do you mean you watch me at that moment?
I watch you and feel like I'm not coming out today.
Then I watch you and feel like I'm coming out.
- Are you constipated? - I'm constipated.
- What's that? - Yes, I'm constipated.
I'm from a certain group.
- So you don't like handsome guys around you? - No, I don't.
- Are you alone? - There are two of us.
- So you're a celebrity who can make two people constipated? - Yes, I'm a celebrity.
If you look at me now, I'm definitely constipated.
Oh, you're not.
You're from an agency that doesn't support poop.
I've never heard of it in person.
- So you're a recent double group? - Yes, we are.
- By the way, you're not constipated now? - No, I'm not.
- Not at all? - No, I'm not.
- Did you do it today? - I went out in the morning.
You went out in the morning? Then you don't feel like you're coming out right now, do you?
That's right.
- Do you like videos more than photos? - I like videos better.
- Then let's have you do it. - Yes.
I think it'll be rusty.
She's grasping it.
This is the person.
- He's so cool. - He's so cool.
Here we go.
- Here we go. - It's coming! It's coming!
- No way! - It's coming!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- I just weighed myself. - Yes.
I weighed myself for constipation and constipation.
When you put it out, it gets lighter.
- How many grams is it? Is it okay? - Yes.
- 58.93 grams. - That's crazy.
Well, well, well. Not at all.
- Have a good day! - Here we go.
- Do your best!
- Welcome back! - I'm back.
- First of all...
- Is it out or not? - It's out!
- It's out! Yes, it's out! - It's out!
- Here we go. - Yes, do your best!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Huh? Is it out? - No, no!
58.45g! 480g!
- It's out! - It's out!
Dear, 480g! It's out!
Look at this! It's amazing!
- It's out! - It's out!
It was true!
The last one, Fujisawa-san...
- It was out in the morning. - Yes.
- More than 480g. - Yes.
- If you add it up, you can get about 1kg. - 1kg.
- He also went to the concert. - Yes, yes.
- It's crazy! - It's crazy!
- He was patient until the concert. - Yes.
- When the concert was over, he ran in and said... - Yes.
It's quite a lot.
- It's not a joke. - Yes, it is.
- We want to verify more. - Yes, we do.
Next, we have a request from a 61-year-old kindergarten teacher who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
It's sudden, but when I turned 60 last year, I realized that I was X-gender.
X-gender, yes, in my heart, men and women live together.
Especially recently, the proportion of women is increasing.
After living for 60 years, I finally awakened my true self.
But I can't tell my wife and daughter about it, and I'm having a hard time.
So I have a request for you, detective.
I want to come out to my family that I am X-gender.
Could you help me with that?
X-gender, I'm not used to hearing about it.
Men and women are separated, so I don't know much about it.
But in my heart, men and women coexist.
And I'm living with my wife and my 25-year-old daughter.
I haven't come out about it yet, but I want to come out about it.
How did it go? Could he come out about it? Please watch.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh, hello. I'm Naito Scoop.
Thank you very much.
I'm Takehama.
Is it always like this? Like when you met at the theater?
Well, I try to hide it as much as possible in front of my family.
You're a strong man.
I'm a strong man and I have to be strong. That's the only thing I'm conscious of.
Oh, I see.
You don't have a family now.
Yes.
On the other hand, you came back because you knew what it was about.
Yes, yes.
Is that why you didn't show it all and stayed natural?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
What should I call you? You already wrote your name.
Yes, Goro-ni-double-hogara-ko.
That's a long name.
It's a long name.
You can call me Goro-ra-ko.
Goro-ra-ko?
Yes.
What is ra-ko?
It says ra-ho-ga-ra-ka.
It sounds like it.
Yes, I changed ra-ho-ga-ra-ka from ra-ho-ga-ra-ka to ra-ho-ga-ra-ra-ko.
Half of it is male and half of it is female.
Yes.
If you don't mind, can you call me Goro-ra-ko?
Let's call you Goro-ra-ko.
Goro-ra-ko.
Can I call you Goro-ra-ko?
Your heart is not completely female.
There are also men.
You're also married.
That's right.
Is it okay for people in love to be female for a long time?
That's right.
Doesn't love change now?
I like men and women because I like love.
Specifically, when I see a man's gesture of raising his arms and saying, "I'm going to work now," it makes me feel good.
It makes you feel good?
I don't like being touched or kissing.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't say "female", I say "female".
I've been putting up with wanting to be "female" until now.
How about you, Goro-ra-ko?
Yes, I managed to do it.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
Ah, it's true.
You have a strong chest, don't you?
Yes.
To be honest, you looked strong just now, but...
Yes.
Um...what was your underwear like?
For women, yes.
Like we say, panties...
Yes, yes.
Do you wear them?
Did you change into them?
Yes, yes, I did.
I go out for coffee or go to a cafe.
Ah, you go to a cafe, too?
Yes.
Wow...is it fun?
Yes, it's fun.
When you come back...
Well, of course, there are enemies.
Because you and your wife have time to come back from work, don't you?
Yes, I'm always nervous.
Have you ever come out?
No, I haven't.
Ah...
But I actually came out at work first.
You came out at work?
Yes.
There is a New Year's party in January this year.
I wanted to come out in a different gender.
So you came out in this dress?
Yes, as a woman.
What did the director say?
He was a little offended, but...
Um...he approved it.
Ah, he understood you?
Yes, yes.
You didn't tell your family?
Yes, that's what I'm worried about the most.
You can't tell them?
Yes.
Is your family different at all?
You couldn't tell them?
Yes, I couldn't tell my family at all.
The order is wrong.
Ah, you've always felt guilty about it?
Yes, I've always been a child.
If I say that...
You're still worried about it?
How many years have you been married?
It's been 35 years.
Isn't it good enough?
I have to come out of this house.
You came out in season.
In the 30s.
Excuse me, I'm Takeyama of Nightscope.
Seasonal reporter.
You know me, right?
Of course I know you.
Were you surprised?
To be honest, I was a little surprised.
A little surprised.
When I came out, my wife said, "Shouldn't you tell me first?"
She said it?
What kind of song is "goro nii" in the song field?
There are various patterns.
At that time, I was singing the song I made.
I've seen videos uploaded to YouTube.
"Goro nii" is?
I like music.
Do you talk about that?
Yes, I'm singing in the park.
In the park?
Yes, in a good mood.
Are you singing in the park like this?
At a station or somewhere?
Yes.
Are you singing here?
Yes, I use my equipment there.
What are you singing there?
I'm doing various covers.
Are you singing covers?
Let's go with the wind.
I made a little mistake.
Oh, I didn't know that.
In the original song, there are so many thoughts that have been integrated there.
Did you put everything into the song?
Yes.
Oh, you made it like that?
The song brought me out of it.
Next life is a woman.
Yes.
I really want to be a woman in the next life.
You want to be born as a woman, right?
Yes.
Today you told me my name is Goro Rako.
I think I can be Rako.
Is that so?
Because it's Rako, isn't it? It feels good.
That's right.
Right?
Rako-san, can you not be Rako completely?
I want to do that.
You want to be beautiful, right?
I want to be beautiful.
Perfectly.
Yes.
Let's go buy some costumes now.
Oh, is it okay?
Yes, and I want you to do my hair and makeup.
I'm very happy.
That's what makes you happy, right?
I've never worn something like this before.
What do you want me to do?
I think white is better.
Oh, I like this one better.
I became Ms. Laco.
Please have a look.
Is this your real self?
No, it's my real self.
Yes.
In other words, it's homosexual.
Hello?
Hello, Atsushi?
Yes.
It's me, Dad.
Yes, yes.
Are you coming home from work today?
Yes, I'm at home.
Oh, you're at home.
Excuse me.
Yes.
We're filming a program called "Detective Night Scoop" on Asahi Broadcasting.
My name is Detective Takeyama.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Please come this way.
I'd like to tell you and your wife something.
That's right.
I haven't asked you yet.
You haven't, have you?
I don't think you've heard of it.
No.
Then, please come in!
Today...
I'm actually serious.
Actually...
In my father's mind...
My heart is...
Becoming a woman.
Actually...
It's been like that for a long time.
I haven't been able to say it for a long time...
Until now.
Actually...
On my day off...
In this form...
Singing my favorite song...
That's what I'm doing.
Then...
Please listen!
Next life will be a woman.
If you wear an apron, why do you laugh?
Pioneer of extinction.
Next life will be a woman.
Next life will be a woman's life.
One more time.
Next life will be a woman's life.
Thank you for listening.
Ma'am, did you like it?
Well, I thought there were a lot of women's laundry.
I didn't know.
Ma'am, I think you were surprised.
How was it?
I noticed it slightly.
Oh, you noticed it?
Since when?
I was uploading it to YouTube.
Since when?
I was uploading it to YouTube.
Oh, you noticed it while uploading a video?
I think it was very painful to be silent until now.
How do you like it?
I think it will take some more time, but I hope you like it.
It's too late to say "yes".
He told me that I can do whatever I like.
Oh, I see.
I think it's complicated and difficult, so please take more time.
And young people already know, so you can't upload videos.
It will be leaked soon.
Thank you very much.
I think Raco-san's facial expression has changed.
I think it was painful that you didn't show your true self.
There may be many other people, so I think I got some courage.
I'm grateful for that.
How did you like "psychokomon" today?
The last song.
Raco-san's song.
It was brighter and better than "psychokomon".
But I can't say "I love you" yet.
"Say" is a mistake.
Thank you very much.