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edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite
shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru
Muchuu ni nameru no wa kono toki dake to kisu shite
Detective Night Scoop's time has come.
In a complicated and sophisticated modern society,
we put sharp eyes into various mysteries and questions.
Detective Night Scoop. I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto.
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Matsura.
At this detective agency, we follow the requests of our viewers
and find the best detectives to pursue the truth.
And today's guest is Hiroshi Madoka.
Thank you for having me.
You may have heard of me many times,
but this opening song is a love song, isn't it?
It's not love song!
It's a love song that you just tear off your clothes and sing.
But it's not love song.
This song is about two people who can't keep up in the city
who secretly...
Don't play dumb!
I forgot the name of the song.
It's not love song.
Now, let's move on to the first request.
The first request is from Kasunobu Sugimoto who lives in Hokkaido.
He is 56 years old and a public servant.
My wife is from Nara Prefecture,
but she moved to Hokkaido 17 years ago and came to Hokkaido
and discovered something that she had never seen before.
Since then, she has become obsessed with it.
In Hokkaido, when you drive on a snowy winter road,
the snow that bounced off the mud of the tires gets stuck and becomes a large lump and hangs around.
My wife loves to cut off this lump of snow and named it "kiri-kiri".
I want to cut off as much of that "kiri-kiri" as I want.
You may think you can do it with your own car's "kiri-kiri",
but for some reason, only small "kiri-kiri" can get into our car.
So, when my wife finds a car with a large "kiri- kiri" hanging in the parking lot of a supermarket,
she looks like she wants to cut it off, but since it's a car owned by someone else, she just looks at it and endures it.
After getting permission from the owner of the car,
I would like you to help me "kiri-kiri" my wife as much as you can.
Excuse me, I don't know if I can understand you, but what are you saying?
I'm losing myself in the middle of it.
Losing yourself in the middle of it...
I love kicking off a lump of snow from a car's tires that ran on a snowy road.
So I named it "kiri-kiri".
That lump of ice?
That lump of ice.
"kiri-kiri", yes.
I named it "kiri-kiri", and since my wife loves kicking it off so much,
I would like you to help me "kiri-kiri" my wife as much as you can.
Can you explain it one more time?
I don't know if I can understand you, but what are you saying?
I'm losing myself in the middle of it.
Can you help me "kiri-kiri" my wife as much as you can?
"kiri-kiri", yes.
"kiri-kiri", "kiri-rin", I'm in Sapporo, Hokkaido!
Even though it hasn't snowed much this year, it's still piling up.
Hello.
Your wife loves kerosene.
Who likes kerosene?
Your daughter isn't excited at all.
Are you okay?
I can't imagine what kerosene is.
Our car has it, but it's very small.
Can I go see it?
Is it here?
Yes.
Which one is it?
It's on top of a mudguard.
This one.
Oh, this one!
Is it a mudguard?
It's on top of a mudguard.
It's full of kerosene.
Is it all small?
Yes, it is.
But it's small.
It's on top of something.
There are cars that go from here to here.
Is there such a big one?
It may be small, but can you kick it?
I'll kick it.
I kicked it a little.
But even if I kick it a lot,
I want to kick it more.
It's small, but it's pretty good.
I want to do a big one like that.
Can you tell me the most ideal shape for today?
It's "shibi".
What is "shibi"?
It's like a big temple with long shoes upside down.
Oh, I see.
It's "sakasashibi" in that shape.
It's supposed to be like this on the roof, right?
Yes, "sakasashibi".
"Sakasashibi"?
Yes.
Where is the tire?
The tire is here, and it's shaved along the tire.
And the bottom is "shadowsuresure".
If you have an ideal "sakasashibi" size like this...
Right?
Can you tell me?
Can you tell me with your eyes?
Let's find the best "keriki".
Yes.
When you find it, let's go all out.
Yes, I got it.
How is it?
It's pretty good.
Is it good?
Let's go.
It's gone.
Is it better to have a car that runs a lot than a car that stays overnight?
That's right. It's got a little bit of it.
It's got it, but it's small.
It's not burning at all.
It's got it.
It's got a lot of it. How about this one?
It's got a lot of it.
Do you want to kick it?
I'd like to kick it. This is where it's like a little bit of it.
A little bit of it.
The car is also small, so I'll ask you a little bit.
Hello. Excuse me for a moment while you're working.
It's a show called "Tantenite Scoop".
Are you sure you're the owner of this car?
Yes.
Can you kick this tire in the back like this?
Have you ever kicked it?
I kicked it yesterday.
By the way, you just understood the nuance of kicking an ice block, didn't you?
Well, that's true.
This is the first time for us to kick someone's car.
Let's do it.
It's hard.
It fell a little bit.
I did it.
It's big.
This one is bigger.
Let's see if you can kick it successfully.
It's hard.
Oh, no.
This is...
This shouldn't be broken into parts.
The failure has begun.
Oh, no.
It's hard.
If you kick the wheel of the car...
Should I kick it here?
Can I kick it on the edge of the car?
Yes, you can.
Wow!
It's like a gap!
This is a big one!
It's a decisive moment!
Yes!
Great!
Wow!
How is it?
This is really good!
Yes.
This is really good! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Are you angry? Are you okay?
On the contrary, it helps me.
Thank you very much!
Oh!
Isn't it quite a lot?
It's quite a lot, isn't it?
It's attached! It's attached! It's attached!
It's growing!
Wow! It's attached to the tire!
This is really good!
It's good!
I want to kick it, but there is no one.
There is no one.
I really want to kick it, though.
I want to kick it.
Keep an eye on it!
If someone comes, contact me immediately!
Yes!
Well, in the meantime, we will kick a new one.
Excuse me!
Hello! Excuse me!
I'm in a hurry, so please listen to me!
Well, I just dropped this.
This ice.
I want to take this.
Oh, it's okay!
Oh, is it okay?
What kind of plan shall we make with this?
This is...
What kind of fight shall we make with this?
If I kick it a little more, it seems like it will fall, so...
One shot!
Wow!
It feels good!
It all fell!
Wow!
It all fell in one blow!
What kind of plan shall we make with this?
This is the same as before, so can't we take it?
Kick it in one blow!
Yes!
Go!
Wow!
I want to do something like fighting, too.
Something like fighting?
Yes, I want to do something like "bang" little by little.
I see!
Look at this!
Ice is melting and water is dripping.
It's starting to melt in the heat of the sun.
So, this time zone may not be "karaoke time".
Now, we have arrived at Teineyama Ski Resort.
Wow, there are already a lot of cars parked here.
Have you noticed something?
It's cold, isn't it?
It's a pretty big chance, but it's too difficult to meet the driver.
Wouldn't it be better to split up in this size and have this many cars?
Then, I'll go look for it over there.
Sorry, I'm counting on you.
Yes.
Okay.
Ma'am!
Information about Kinoshita!
As Kinoshita-kun said earlier, his permission has been granted.
Wow, it's amazing!
Isn't it pretty hard?
Yes, it's big and it looks hard.
It's pretty hard.
It's close to a shibi.
It's an ideal shibi.
Yes, it's upside-down shibi.
Upside-down shibi!
Yes, it's upside-down shibi "keri-keri".
Oh, can you do it for me?
Oh, please do it for me.
What about the main body?
Oh, you can do it for me, too.
Okay, you did it.
I'll do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, first of all, little by little, making sure of the feeling, we'll make this gap as a whole.
Let's loosen it up without breaking it too much.
Let's loosen it up little by little with vibration.
It says that you can kick the main body.
Now, we'll loosen it up.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Wow!
You did it!
I did it!
I got something amazing!
The highest amount of "keri-keri".
Actually, I have something I want to do more.
What is it?
It's a bus!
- A bus?! - Yes!
I saw a bus running in the city, and it's got something amazing on it!
Oh! This is pretty big!
- Isn't it big? - Isn't this big?!
- It's big! - Wow! Wow! Wow!
This is amazing!
- It's huge! - This is amazing!
This is amazing, bus!
This is powerful!
It's got a lot of ice on it, doesn't it?
Do you always hold it like this?
Oh! Is it dropping?
- Would you like me to drop it for you? - Yes!
- Is it okay? - Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
It's round!
- I saw everything in the back! - Wow!
- Even in the back! - Wow!
I didn't know there was such a kicker like this!
Now, it's time for the legendary kicker!
- If you kick it all at once... - That's right!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
But even if you kick it here and it falls...
- But even if you kick it here and it falls... - If it fell all at once...
- If the main dish of this big one... - If it fell all at once...
- Should we kick it here first? - Should we kick it?
- Yeah! - Oh, it's hard!
- Wow! - Wow!
- There are heavier and bigger ones, too! - Right?!
- See? This was like this at first! - It's so heavy!
- It was so happy! - It was happy!
- It's like a little one now! - It is!
Should we try to kick the end of it?
- Just the vibration, okay? - Yes!
- How is it? Is it hard? - It's hard!
Okay!
- Well, I don't know... - It's better to kick it this way, right?
- This way... - Ah!
It came off in the middle!
Damn it! Huh?! What's going on?!
Damn it!
Wow! Awesome!
Look! Look! Look!
Wow!
Awesome!
I felt so good!
Awesome!
Huge!
Awesome!
This is...
This is about 10 kilograms of rice!
We won against a big company!
It's heavy!
Awesome!
Well...
It's funny.
It's attractive.
I felt good.
I was absorbed in watching it.
While we were shooting,
my wife asked me, "Can I kick you?"
It's a tool she made.
She asked me "Can I kick you?"
For some reason, it worked.
Gradually, everyone said "Can I kick you?"
Huh?
Can I kick you?
If it goes on like this,
maybe "can I kick you?" will become popular in Hokkaido.
I see.
When we watch "can I kick you?"
It's impressive.
I want to kick you, but I can't kick you.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes.
Next is a request from
Yuko Matsuyama,
a 41-year-old housewife living in Kuno-ku, Osaka.
"This time,
I asked for your help."
"The rugby ball
my son kicked
got caught in a tree and
couldn't fall down.
That rugby ball is a friend's,
and it's still new.
My impatient son
tried to hit his own soccer ball
and drop it,
but he couldn't drop it.
On top of the tree,
he dropped his own soccer ball,
After that, it seems like he also used other friends' toy balls, but that ball was also on top of the tree.
In the end, one rugby ball and two soccer balls are on the tree,
one toy ball and four balls in total are on the tree.
Could you give your sons some advice on how to drop the ball with your own strength after school?
Thank you very much for your request.
Today's special is kicking.
If you fail at kicking, it's a special.
That's why one rugby ball, two soccer balls and one toy ball are on the tree.
Could you show us the video?
Excuse me.
Is rugby ball on the tree?
Yes.
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
What time did you go to school?
After school, I went to school at 4.
I see.
Could you tell me about it?
Excuse me.
When did you find out that a rugby ball was on the tree?
At the end of the year, I was playing with my friends.
I heard that Rion kicked my friend's rugby ball.
Yes.
That's why it's on the tree.
I got a call from my friend.
I was like "What should I do? What should I do?"
He said "For now, send me a message."
What kind of tree is it?
He sent me a message.
The moment I saw it, I clapped my hands.
I thought "It's not a tree."
It's a tree.
I thought "It's not a tree."
Moreover, it's new and I just bought it.
Last year, I saw the excitement of the Rugby World Cup.
I wanted to enjoy playing rugby ball.
I went looking for it, but it's not on sale anymore, it's sold out.
I also have it.
- Do you have it? - Yes, I do.
- Give it to me. - No, that's a little...
Maybe Leon was trying to kick it, so I stopped it.
- My ball will also disappear... - No, wait a minute!
Wait a minute, that's fine!
- You're using it a lot! - It's really dirty.
No, no, no.
Is this okay?
Oh, cute.
So what about this?
That's what you think, right?
- But if I do this... - No, no!
That's not it! You have to use all of your elbows!
- Where? - Here.
In front of you.
It's not a ball!
- Huh?! - See?
- This?! - This is it.
Miyazaki, Wakayama...
- There's nothing here, right? - No.
Why is there a ball here?!
Where is it on?!
Wait a minute!
- There's a lot of things besides the ball! - There's probably a lot of things on it...
- Huh?! It's like... - It's a little different...
It's like there's something like cheese on it!
- You can see the white one, right? - Where, where, where?
- Whoa, whoa! It's a soccer ball! - That's probably Lion's...
- And in the back... - In the back...
- Can you see the colored one? - Probably, in the very back...
- On the right corner... That white one... On the right corner...
- In the back... - In the back, I think it's probably a rugby ball...
- It's also here... This is a soccer ball, black and white... - Ah, that's also Lion's...
- You kicked the one that got stuck in there and tried to get it with a soccer ball...
- No, even if you get in and out... - Right?!
- Um... - How... - There's a manager, a manager...
- Ah, in this park? - Yeah... - Ah, hello!
- He's in charge of this park... - In there...
- Yes, I know about the ball...
- I know there are four in there, about four... - Ah, four...
- Working with four... - Ah, that's enough...
- Is it okay? - Yes, that's enough...
- First of all, that one will fall, right?! - Is it a stick?
- No, that one... - Ah, that one...
- Doraemon's ball, it looks like it will fall... - This one...
- Will it go somewhere?!
- Wow! - It's going somewhere good!
- It looks really good! - It's going somewhere good!
- But, even with this kind of punch, it won't fall! - Right?!
- It's like... like this, right?!
- Your foot...
- No, it's not like that!
- It's not like that!
- How do you do it?
- First of all, I apologize to Rion.
- Ah, hello, I'm a detective Ishida.
- Rion-kun! - Yes?
- You know Rion-kun's rugby ball, right? - Yes...
- That ball...
- The detective tried to drop it...
- I'm sorry!
- He caught me!
I prepared a ball for you.
It's not a rugby ball, but a soccer ball.
- Hello! - Hello!
- Hello! I'm Ishida, your teacher. - Yes.
- First of all, what about Issei? - Yes.
- Issei's rugby ball is caught. - Yes.
- Shusuke, Ryuji, and Rion. - Yes.
- What did you do before? - I threw a stone.
- You threw a stone. - Yes.
- I threw a stick. - A stick!
- Is that a white one? - Yes, it is.
- Is it you? - Yes.
- A white stick. - Yes.
Which one will you kick?
- Rugby ball. - Which rugby ball?
- The one in front of you? - Yes.
- Rion, don't kick it! - Rion!
- Rion! Are you okay? - Yes.
- Rion! Okay, let's go!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Rion! I'm counting on you! - Yes.
Go!
- Wait. - Rion!
- Wait. - Oh!
- Oh!
It went in very well!
- Can you get it? - Can you get it?
- Do you want me to hold you up? - Make a cartwheel!
- Issei! Issei! - Hold on.
- Issei! Cartwheel! - Can you do it?
- Yes! - Go!
- It's flying! It's flying! - Yes!
- Yes! Yes! - It came out!
- I think you can get it. - I don't know.
- Okay. Okay. - I'm scared!
- You can do it! - It's okay. I'm holding it, so it's okay.
- Okay. - There, there, there!
- Go! - Yes! It came out!
- Okay! - Yes!
The situation hasn't changed at all.
The ball that Rion was holding and the soccer ball that our stand is holding have only fallen.
I feel like I've done it a lot, but I've never done it like this before.
Which method is most likely to come out now?
- The one we just used. - The one we just used.
Which method is most likely to come out now?
- Go for it, Manager! - Yes!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
A little more! Do your best!
- Kent! One, two... - Yes!
- Kent! - Yes!
- This is... - Whose ball is this?
- Who is this? - Me.
Ryuji's?
- It's hitting! - It's moving!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- One, two... - Yes!
- It came out!
- Whose soccer ball is this? - Mine.
- Japanese soccer ball is...
...the first goal of every rugby ball player.
- Can you see that 'g'? - Yes.
- This one.
- Yes.
- It's from the side. - Yes.
- It's going up. - It's over there.
Bye-bye!
Go for it, Manager!
Don't worry about the bottom!
Push it! Push it!
Go for it!
It's moving! It's moving!
It's moving a lot!
It's hot!
Let's make it a little stronger.
Let's do it!
It's going in.
It's okay!
It's in! It's in!
Hold this!
There it is!
A little more to the left!
Go for it!
It's hot!
It's here!
It's in! It's in!
It's hitting it! It's hitting it!
It's heavy! It's heavy!
It's hitting it!
How much does it weigh?
It's about 60 kilograms.
Wait a minute!
Hold it tight!
Go for it!
Okay!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
It's there!
You can do it!
I'm sorry! I took the stick!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
I took the stick! I'm in trouble!
I'm in trouble! My back is in trouble!
It's heavy! It's heavy!
Go for it!
One of them is...
Ryuji, I'm counting on you!
Ryuji is the one with the cartwheel?
I see!
Ryuji! Ryuji! Ryuji!
It's Ryuji!
That's it! That's it!
Go for it! Push it!
You're hitting it!
You're doing it!
One, two!
Go for it!
One, two!
Go for it!
Push it!
Go for it!
One, two!
One more time!
One, two!
Go for it!
A little more!
You can do it!
It's moving!
You can do it!
Go for it!
There!
You can do it!
Yes!
I did it! I did it!
I'm glad!
I did it!
I'm glad.
I feel refreshed.
Ryuji...
Yes?
You were the lightest and you saved me.
That's refreshing.
It's refreshing.
I didn't think there would be a barbecue-maker's day.
I didn't know.
I was using the leaves that fell off the barbecue- maker's day.
That's good.
It's better than what we prepared.
That's right.
It's better than what we prepared.
That's right.
There were about 20 baseball balls in there.
We took all of the balls that they put in.
Why don't you ask the mother of the first customer?
I don't know about that.
Should we kick them or not?
Let's move on to the last request.
The next request is from Ryota Shirai, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture and is 32 years old.
As a big fan of "Night Scoop", I have enjoyed watching the one-shot gag called "End 5 seconds" at the end of the show for more than 25 years.
However, since last year or so, for some reason, I have suddenly lost interest in "End 5 seconds".
This is a problem.
Recently, after watching it, I have been wondering.
I want to understand all about "Night Scoop" that I love, so please make it yourself so you can enjoy "End 5 seconds" like you did before.
This is a very important request.
That's right, everyone in the audience.
I want you to leave it alone.
That's right.
I want you to leave it alone.
What do you mean "leave it alone"?
You have to make it interesting.
There are people who are looking forward to it.
Don't you have to think about it properly at this opportunity?
That's right.
By the way, before I did "End 5 seconds", I let you leave it alone.
But you can't do that!
Don't let me leave it alone!
That's right.
So I'll take responsibility and go explain it.
I hope you understand.
Please watch it on VTR.
- Yes? - Oh, hello.
- Oh, Detective. I'm Detective Hashimoto. - Oh, hello.
- I'm sorry for the trouble. - Oh, no problem.
- Please come in. - Wow!
Wow! Isn't it amazing? Wow!
- This is... - Oh, it's mine!
- It's Secretary Kanibo's! - Yes, it is.
Look at this!
- Wow! - When was this made?
- '95! - '95.
- Wow! - It's in terrible condition.
- Mr. Ishida... - Mr. Ishida!
- You're a pervert! - Yes, I'm a pervert.
Huh?
It's been seven years, Mr. Kira!
Is this possible?! Mr. Kira, it's been seven years!
This is amazing!
- Yes, it is. I like it that much. - Then, how old are you now?
- I'm 32. - I can't see you!
- Is it true?! - You're 54!
- 54?! What do you mean by 54?!
- You've always had an end copy, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
I thought it was interesting in the past.
- I shouldn't say "in the past", should I? - No, you shouldn't.
- It's not "in the past", is it? - It's really interesting.
- I thought it was interesting in the past. - No, you shouldn't say it like that.
But now, I don't know what it means.
On the contrary, even if I know what it means, I'm like, "Oh..."
Oh...
I don't like it anymore. I can't accept it anymore.
I don't know if my love was like this.
It's self-discrimination.
- I hate myself for not knowing it. - No, you shouldn't say it like that.
- I thought it was interesting in the past. - No, you shouldn't say it like that.
- We'll give you one year's worth of end copies. - Oh, one year's worth.
- Thank you very much. - Shall we look at them together?
- Yes, please do. - Can you do it?
- Yes, of course. - Can you do it?
- Yes. - Yes.
Isn't it a match race?!
Yes, I know. It's a match, right?
It's a match, like this.
"Yes, I know." That's the hardest part.
Yeah, it's better than "I know," right?
Yeah, it's better than "I know."
I see.
It means you can do more for Takeyama-san?
Yeah, and I probably don't understand what Takeyama-san wanted to say.
No, that's not it!
I'm sorry, but I don't know how to receive it.
Yeah, that's part of it, too.
No, no, including that, yeah.
My strongest hobby is basketball. My weakest hobby is birdwatching.
Can I see it one more time?
My strongest hobby is basketball. My weakest hobby is birdwatching.
Where should I laugh?
Like "Why does he say his weakest hobby like that?"
Like "Why doesn't he say it?"
Yeah, like "Why doesn't he say it?"
When I hear it now, I'm like "Oh, I see."
It's really refreshing.
Do you ever get pissed off when you don't know what you're saying?
Like "Huh?"
Huh?
But look at his satisfied face.
He looks like he's done it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
A convenient approach.
This is easy to understand, right?
It's easy to understand, right?
I think it's really good.
But I wonder if I'm weird for laughing at this.
No, no, don't do it.
This is really funny.
It's like it's too easy to understand.
Yeah, like "Oh, straight-forward, straight- forward."
Can you do it one more time?
Oh, yeah.
And when you bite it, it's like "Oh, that's too good."
Yeah.
Can you pay attention to the fun of biting it?
Oh, one more time.
Can you do it again?
Oh, I got it.
It's a convenient approach.
Can you write it down a little?
Is it there?
Can you write it down a little?
You don't have to wait too long. It's the last 5 seconds.
You can laugh when you want to laugh.
You can laugh when you think it sounds good.
I got it. I got it.
Eight brothers.
It's open.
It's amazing.
What is it?
I simulated it once.
If you add up to ten brothers, it means that it was hard for the parents to see the ten brothers.
That's why it's eight.
Because it's a parent, it's a family.
Because it's a brother, it's a parent.
As expected.
It's like a textbook.
This is beautiful.
This is the real sandbag.
It's like a sandbag.
That's right.
Sandbag.
Is that what you mean?
I'm too embarrassed to go back four steps.
I don't know why I went back four steps.
I'm a little confused.
How many points do you give Mr. Hashimoto?
Well...
Seven points.
It's high.
It's a woodfish. Please hit it.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Yes.
When do you think of this kind of thing?
I think I surveyed like this on the same day.
This is a little suspicious.
It usually comes about the day before.
Oh, please.
Along with the schedule, there is an end goby.
I hate it very much.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
I don't like the end goby.
And there are a lot of people who say, "Me again?"
I don't like it because it's fast to go around.
You don't like it?
It's Masao-kun.
This is the most...
This is very difficult to explain.
It's so hard to understand, but I think there's something I've been through.
I see.
The wife who reduced the washing up put an omelet on top of the rice.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I'm embarrassed.
What are you saying?
I'm embarrassed.
What is that face saying?
I'm embarrassed.
I see.
What is it?
I think I'm just out of sync.
But you didn't react to it either, did you?
That's right.
You didn't make a mistake?
Let me see your reaction.
I'm embarrassed.
One of you said, "I'm embarrassed."
No one said anything.
I'm embarrassed.
An entertainer who is not good at cutting in line is against deciding whether it is interesting or not!
I'm sure you had a hard job cutting in line, didn't you?
Oh, that's right.
You hit it, didn't you?
When I heard about it, I thought it was interesting.
Summer, summer, summer, summer, this is summer!
Summer, summer, summer, this is summer!
It's a black type cotton swab.
Ah, I've seen this before.
Ah, you remember it, don't you?
Yes, this...
If I remember correctly, I should have done almost the same thing again.
About after this.
About after this?
It's a black cotton swab.
It's hard to see, but it's easy to see, isn't it?
Look! Look! Look! Look!
It's like this! It's like this! It's like this!
This is...
I suddenly got a different feeling.
No, this is really big.
Isn't it?
If you look at it all at once, you'll never notice it.
No, thank you for bringing it up. Really.
No, just buying this is already...
Ah, that's right.
...quite big.
If you give your wife courage and say "I love you" on LINE, you'll become a member!
No...
Are you into it or something?
It's like "shaberi is high".
It makes you want to say something, doesn't it?
Think about it! You won't use it, will you?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Also, this...
How do you say it? This useless, beautiful muscle.
Also, look at that muscle.
It's like an adult's muscle. It's like Adidas.
What is this guy doing?
You're not an adult, but you're wearing underwear!
Don't be embarrassed, it's a familiar face.
Since we don't know how interesting it is, we came to explain it.
I learned a lot from your explanation today.
And I have one last request.
What is it?
I'd like to see it in person.
In person? With tools?
My favorite food is...
Fried chicken!
How would you rate it?
Seven out of ten.
This is a problem.
It's not good to eat it.
The staff checked "anoa" and "end goby" again.
"Servei" was held in 2017 as well.
They held it three times.
I like it a lot.
You're lying!
If you don't know what language it is, you can do it with a normal cotton swab.
You can do it with any color.
You can do it with any pattern.
I don't change the pattern, but I change it a little.
I can only think of one pattern.
Really?
Then, can you do it for us?
I'm going to change it from "kontei".
Really?
I'm going to change it.
You're really wrong.
We're going to change it.
It's over.
If you're so good at it, I think you can think of something other than "kontei".
You're crazy!
You're so powerful!
No, I'm not powerful, but you're not powerful at all!
You're crazy!
What are you going to do today?
I'm sorry.
Can you do it for us?
I want you to think of it like a song.
Really?
Oh, that's enough.
That's enough.
You can see it later.
Let's think about what will happen in the studio in the future.
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I am now brain-dead.