AISubs v3.5
Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
Unlocking the secret room only for weekends,
I keep dancing around your cheek, I'm captivated by you,
I dream only of kissing you in my dream.
The time has come for the stable light school club.
Taking a sharp knife into the complex modern society,
I am Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto, the director of the Stable Light School Department, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
And then there's my secretary, Saori Matsuda.
At our detective bureau, we immediately dispatch detectives to pursue the truth based on requests from TV viewers.
Today's advisor is Hiroto Hayashi.
It's a Valentine's Day game today.
I agree.
Do you have any feelings that make your heart flutter?
No, it hasn't been around for a long time.
what is it?
Mr. Shigeo knows that he shouldn't make it, but he still sets it on the ground.
Besides, I've never thought about it from other people. I've never thought about it.
Well, I'm not that surprised. Please surprise me. Please be surprised. Even though he's handsome.
Let's take your first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Shigeo Tomonaga, 41 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and works at a culinary school. This time, I really wanted to ask for your help.
It's about the trumpet I borrowed from my colleague, Ai-san.
I borrowed it for entertainment at another friend's wedding, but when I finished using it and wanted to return it,
I couldn't get the mouthpiece that was supposed to come off, and it didn't fit in the box.
I tried various things, including using pliers and applying oil, but I couldn't get it off.
Early 13 years later,
I still can't get the trumpet back because I can't remove the mouthpiece.
For thirteen years, Ai-san has never mentioned the money.
It's my fault, but I even feel fear.
I would like to somehow remove the mouthpiece and return it for the first time in 13 years, so I asked for your help.
Why didn't you tell me when you were Director Nishida?
Moreover, it's not like a manga or anything like that, it's just a trumpet.
So, don't you feel a little scared if you say something when the other person says something?
And I'm really curious about how you feel and what the other person thinks.
Yes, I just said something, so please take a look at Vital.
What kind of person is he?
He's a colleague of mine.
Oh, then you've been working with him for a long time.
We've been working together for about 15 years.
Not because you didn't have a chance to meet him, but do you see him every day?
I see him every day.
Every day?
Yes, at work.
There's one more reason I can't see him.
It's here, right?
The mouthpiece part couldn't come off.
I was like, "Oh no, oh no, oh no," and twenty days passed.
And I forgot about it in my 30s.
And a few months ago, my son said, "Dad, what's this?"
And I said, "Oh, right, I haven't been able to give it back."
What? So you forgot about it, didn't you?
Yes, for about ten years.
Ten years?!
Yes.
How you bought it, how you saved up for it,
there's a chance it's a really memorable trumpet.
A trumpet isn't really a toy.
If you were to lend me a trumpet, would you remember it?
You remember it so well.
Oh, this one.
This doesn't fit, does it?
No, it doesn't.
It's sticking out.
Can I lift it up?
Yes.
I see.
Can you take it off?
Yes, you can take it off and stick it in here.
So it's not all scratched up?
Wow!
This is crazy!
What happened to it?
It was stuck in a pinch.
At home?!
Yes.
It's scratched up like this.
Of course it is.
That's right.
Like this.
It's really shiny!
Yes.
It's shiny!
It's really silver!
Yes.
This isn't right.
It doesn't move at all.
It doesn't rotate in the first place.
But you can pull it out, right? Definitely.
Yes, you can pull it out.
I can't do it.
Then I'll use a rubber glove.
Okay.
You know, there are a lot of cans and bottles.
Yes.
The one that doesn't slide like this.
Yes.
The friction works quite well.
Wow, awesome!
Awesome!
This is awesome!
I can open any of these bottles.
No, it doesn't move like this.
It doesn't move like this.
Isn't it amazing?
Do you have a wife?
I've already explained it to my wife.
You have a cute wife.
What do you think?
Is it a crime?
It's quite a crime, isn't it?
Can I see it?
Yes.
What do you think she's thinking?
Sad.
Is she sad or angry?
I think it's exactly like that.
Even if you try to pick up and fix it,
I don't care what you think.
You're right.
So you want to contact your cute wife, right?
You don't want to do it, right?
It's dangerous to do it.
It's dangerous.
Yes.
We have no choice but to approach the fake program.
Now, I'd like you to show me your amazing skills with the fake program called "my school's amazing guy" and I'd like you to tell me various stories.
Mr. Tomonaga is monitoring the story you are listening to in the car.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Mr. Tomonaga introduced me to you.
I'd like you to show me your amazing carving skills.
Thank you.
- This is food dye. - Oh, I didn't know you had this.
- I'm going to put this on you. - Wow!
- Then, it turns pink in an instant. - Oh, that's amazing!
- In an instant! - In an instant, yes.
- I like the fluency of this. - Yes.
- Even the white is still there. - Yes.
- Thank you. - I didn't know you were such a craftsman.
Did you do something like this in the past?
- This is really amazing. - I've always liked drawing since I was little.
- I see! - I joined the art club and drew pictures and oil paintings.
- Also, when I was in elementary school... - Yes?
- I played in the brass band of the trumpet club for a little bit. - I see.
- Yes. - It's rare for an elementary school student to do that.
- When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school... - Yes?
- I was even the club president. - Oh, you were also the club president.
- At that time, was the trumpet something you learned in school?
- It's something you learn in school... - Yes.
- But you end up wanting it, don't you? - Oh, that's true.
- Right? And you can't buy it in the fourth grade of elementary school.
- I don't know if you want to do it or not. - That's right.
- But when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school... - When you were in the fifth grade of elementary school...
- I got it and drew it like this. - Oh, you remember the memory of going home.
- I went home with my mother and said, "I want that. I want that color."
- The trumpet my mother bought me...
- You've known each other for a long time, haven't you, club president? - Yes, I have.
- Have you ever gotten angry at each other?
- Getting angry? - Yes.
- Well, basically, he's a smart person.
- He's smart and quick-witted. - Yes.
- So you get angry about a lot of things. - Yes.
- Are you in a relationship where you respect each other and get angry at each other? - Yes, of course.
- What do you mean by "this kind of guy is no good"? - This kind of guy is no good...
How can I say it...
It's like keeping it a secret.
In the end, if you don't say it, it won't work out.
You don't like the feeling of "it's going too far", do you?
I don't like to hide it and make a big deal of it later.
- Do you have such students sometimes? - Yes, I do.
Why don't you say it?
That's why you're waiting for him to say it.
- Lastly, let's say "sugomaza!" together. - One more time?
- Let's say "sugomaza!" together. - Okay.
Everyone, let's try "sugomaza!"
- Thank you very much. - Kido-san...
But you've been praised a lot, haven't you?
- Because you have completely different relationships with me... - That's right.
...and you're getting along with each other.
But you're lying about it.
That hurts my heart.
Do you know about it?
I think I know about it.
Tomonaga Kashitana.
The TV show is on right now.
I think Tomonaga's image will collapse.
I think it's the kindness that made me think about it.
I'm sorry.
You're a kind man.
I don't know if it's perfect, but I can't show my least sincerity.
If we try to do it, it will bend more and hurt more.
I'd like an expert to look at it.
I'd like to ask Mr. Adachi Gakki.
Excuse me.
Please.
What should we do?
What's going on?
There was a machine like this.
You can see it.
Can you see it?
You can't take it off normally.
You can't take it off normally?
You have to sew such a machine.
Is that so?
Yes.
Can you take it off?
No, you can't take it off.
You can't close it.
It's like a deadly trick.
If you sew it evenly like this...
It's open.
What kind of principle is it?
You know the principle, don't you?
Yes, it spreads.
It's the opposite of maneki.
Does it spread?
Can you take it off now?
You can take it off now.
Wow!
Why didn't you think that an instrument would come?
I didn't.
There is a scratch here.
At first, everyone did it as they wanted.
As they wanted.
I'm going to clean it up a little and return it.
It's silver, so I'll use silver polish.
What is it?
It looks different.
How is it?
We're looking at different things.
It's much better.
Yes.
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
Let's go.
Yes.
Hello.
Good morning.
A little more.
To the side.
No, no.
What's wrong?
There's something I'd like to apologize for.
Yes.
Is there something you remember?
Well, it's just...
Your tension is unusual.
I'm confused about it.
No.
I've been thinking about it since 13 years ago.
At school?
At this timing?
Yes.
Ah.
It's a trumpet, isn't it?
Yes.
A trumpet.
A trumpet is a trumpet.
What is it?
No.
I've been thinking about it since 13 years ago.
Was it like that?
Just like that.
Oh, was it like that?
Um...
You probably forgot about it.
Yes.
But, um...
When I look at it now...
Now!
Now, when I look at it now...
I think it was like that.
Yes.
That's right.
- But you couldn't take it off, right? - Yes, I couldn't.
- Please check it carefully. - I got hurt.
- I don't know if I can give it back. - No, no, no.
- I don't know if it was a regret or not. - You're right.
- I'm sorry. - No, it's not a big deal.
- This is... - Yes.
Amazing skill.
That's what I want you to say.
I'll give you that.
That's what I want you to say.
I didn't know that.
Kawai-san didn't forget it, either.
I didn't forget it, either.
Since elementary school,
I haven't touched it.
I don't wear it everyday.
When I interviewed Donald Trump,
Who do you hate?
Who do you keep a secret from?
I said it only to students.
I didn't say anything about Trump.
I asked him, "Won't you get angry?"
No, I won't.
Next up is Detective Hiroshi Tamura's "Bakushou Go-neta-shuu".
Yes, I'm here. I'll tell you four stories this time.
I'll start with the first one.
It's from a wife of 33-year-old Noriko Sakurai who lives in Fukuoka.
A grandmother who looks like Hamada-san from "Downtown" appears in a nearby bus stop.
A grandmother!
It's a grandmother.
I took a picture of her, so please take a look at it.
Next up is a story from a citizen of Osaka who lives in Osaka Prefecture, Hiroyuki Nakamori who is 51 years old.
Did you know?
When you run with a stone turtle in your hand, the turtle will violently pee on you.
It's 100% sure that it will pee on you.
No one will believe you, so please prove it with me.
Next up is a story from a self-employed person who lives in Saga Prefecture, Mieko Obata who is 51 years old.
I've never felt the sensation of spiciness since I was born.
I don't sweat even when I eat extremely spicy food.
But there is only one weakness of that reaction.
I can handle the spiciness of chili peppers, but I can't handle the spiciness of wasabi.
Am I crazy?
Lastly, a story from a self-employed person who lives in Hyogo Prefecture, Kazuyuki Soejima who is 37 years old.
My one-year-old son can't speak yet, but on the fourth day of birth, he was able to speak for the first time.
Please come and see my genius.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please read it.
What's wrong with you? You look like you're having a heart attack.
- So, this girl... - Yes?
- On the 4th day of her birth? - She told me on the 4th day of her birth.
- She wouldn't believe me even if I told anyone. - Of course you wouldn't.
- Right? - Of course you wouldn't. You're just a parent, aren't you?
- No, I'm not. I talked a lot. - You're just a parent, aren't you?
- I talked a lot. - You're just a parent, aren't you?
I sent her off because she wouldn't believe me even if I told anyone.
- What about now? - She's only one year old now.
- One year old? - Yes.
- Can you talk again? - No, I can't.
- See? - Just a little bit.
- Right? - If I talk, she'll say I'm talking behind her back.
- Right. - But I'm not talking at all.
- I'm not talking at all. - What if she thinks you're talking behind her back?
- She'll say, "It's you, isn't it?", no matter who I show it to. - I like it.
- Yes. - Really?
- By the way, what are you talking about? - I'm talking about Ishii.
- I see. - It's the truth.
- Can you read it for me? - Sure.
- Before you read it, tell her, "It's you, isn't it?", and she'll say it right away. - Okay.
- Here we go. - Okay.
- "It's you, isn't it?", right? - Yes.
- Can you hear the nurse's voice? - Yes, I can hear it.
- "It's you, isn't it?", right? - Yes.
- "It's you, isn't it?", you say it too much! - "It's you, isn't it?", right?
- You say it too much! - That's right.
- You say it too much! - It's you, isn't it?
- Now, we've come to a very spicy restaurant. It's a very famous restaurant.
- However, I'm curious about something. Have you ever felt that spiciness?
- Yes, I have.
- You don't feel it? - I don't feel it.
- I want to feel it. - Can you eat anything spicy?
- I'm not good at eating wasabi.
- Can you give me some chili peppers?
- What's this? - This is food jolokia.
- This is pretty spicy.
- It's pretty spicy. - It's spicy for someone who's not good at eating spicy food.
- Yes, for those who are not good at eating spicy food...
- Ouch!
- I'm scared. - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry. I'm laughing.
When people are suffering...
I'm crying.
Can we continue?
Yes, you can.
With that one word, I've been waiting for 30 minutes.
- I'm sorry. - It's a great song.
- Can I say it in one bite? - Really?
It comes to my nose.
- It comes to your nose? - It comes to my nose.
- The sourness... - Yes, yes.
- No pain? - I ate it.
Can I eat it now?
Thank you for it.
I just ate it.
It's not spicy.
- Are you scared? - Do you want anything?
- No. - Are you scared?
- Ouch! - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts in the air!
- In the air... - It's so strong!
- Please try it. - Wow!
- Wow, what is this? - It's a devil.
- It seems like only one person has finished eating it. - There's a lot in it, right? - Yes.
- Which one should I eat first? - First of all, I'll eat this one.
- I'll eat it all. - It's good.
- Wow, the smell... - I can smell it from here.
- I don't feel any spiciness anymore. - Thank you.
- It's the strongest heat I've ever seen. - Really?
- It's really... - It's a little spicy, but...
- How about wasabi? - I don't want to see it.
- Wow! - This is all I can handle.
- I'm tearing up. - Huh?
My nose! My nose!
- My throat! My throat! My throat! - No, no, no!
My nose! My nose! It's coming out now!
- No, you're making a mistake in your reaction. - I don't want to eat wasabi! No!
My nose is coming out! No!
- I don't want to eat wasabi anymore. - What's with you?
When you run with this turtle, you have to pee, right?
- It's the turtle! - It's me who's different!
- When I was in elementary school, I bought a turtle. - You bought it yourself? - Yes, yes, yes.
- And I ran with it many times. - Yes.
- And the turtle always peed on me. - What?
- Why? What did you do with the turtle? - I'm the principal of elementary school now.
- What?! You're the principal?! - That's right. - Is that so?!
- Yes, yes. - Such a great person like you... - No, no, no.
- Somehow... you're a lying old man, but... - No, no, no.
- I suddenly have confidence in you. - Oh, is that so?
- Anyway, we're already at a pond. - Yes, yes.
- And this pond is where the turtle lives, in which Mr. Nakaoka, who always appears in "Night Scoop", lives. - Hello!
- Hello!
- At that time, what kind of turtle did you use for that? - Stone turtle.
- Stone turtle.
- Is there a stone turtle here? - This is 100% stone turtle.
- Oh, it's a stone turtle breeding facility. - There are about 1,000 of them. - There are about 1,000 of them.
- I'll take it. - Wow! Amazing!
- This is a double stone turtle. - It's been a while since I saw it.
- Was it like this when you bought it in elementary school? - It was like this.
- Then let's wipe it. First of all, it's bad if you don't know where the pee is, so... - Yes, yes.
- It's better to wipe it with your tail. - Where does the pee come from?
- It's not a butt hole. It's a urinary tract. - What? Where? Where?
- It's like this. - Yes, yes. There, there. It comes from there. It comes from there.
- Okay, I'm going! - Please!
- Okay, please! - How is it? What is this picture?
- Is it out? - It doesn't look like it's out.
- It's not out. - What is this picture?
- Well, Nakamura-san... - The picture is kind of interesting.
- It's kind of interesting, yes. - It's like you're running away with your salary bag.
- It's not like you're running away. - The principal is running away.
- I'll look for a big one. I'll go for a big one. - A new one will come out soon.
- Okay, I'll go and put a button on Nakamura - san... - Please do so.
- I'll go. - Please!
- Okay, it's out. - Wow!
- It's coming out a lot! - It's coming out a lot!
- It came out a lot! - Are you sure it's not out?
- It's out, it's close. - It's out as you lift it up.
- Okay, it's out. - Wow!
It's coming out a lot.
Is it pee?
It's coming out as much as possible.
It's coming out a lot.
It just came out.
It came out.
It's coming out a lot.
It came out a lot just shaking it here.
Can you stimulate it even if it's not a bridge?
I'll do it.
It's coming out.
I can do it now.
It's coming out.
It's so wet.
So wet.
Wow, it's coming out.
It's so obvious now.
It's coming out.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
What the hell is this?
When I didn't know anyone at all,
an old woman I saw at the bus stop
took a picture of Hamada-san in downtown without thinking that I was too old.
Hamada-san.
You're so Hamada-san!
And you're still Hamada-san!
I'm not only an old woman, but also Hamada-san.
So I'm not like you.
No, no, no.
- You do look like her. - You do, don't you?
- Okay. - You don't look like her at all!
- And you're still Hamada-san! - I'm still Hamada - san!
- It's rare to see an old woman. - It's rare, yes.
I once went to Thailand in search of Hamada-no- sokkuri.
At that time, there were seven people at the airport.
- But there was no such thing as an old woman. - That's right.
- Let's move on to the next request. - Yes, the following is a request from a woman 26 years old who lives in Osaka City, from an office worker.
- Good evening, everyone. I am an ordinary OL who is everywhere, but in fact I live with a secret.
- I have a lot of side hair. I haven't had a boyfriend for a year, and it's winter, so I'm growing it.
- I have a secret, but sometimes I feel like it's not known around me.
- Secrets are fun, aren't they? I think there is a secret that no one can tell others.
- So what kind of secrets do you all have? Would you like me to investigate the secrets of people who go to the city?
- Even if you can't really say it, people have one or two.
- Let's ask about it, but it's hard for the general public to tell you.
- I've been carrying a secret weapon around the city. I've asked various people for secrets. Please have a look.
- I'm a 33-year-old comedian.
- I've been trying to make my son, who is now zero years old, suck his nipples a few times.
- Recently, he started sucking my nipples. I was happy.
Hello.
Are you free now?
Yes, I am.
How old are you?
I'm 19 years old.
You are young.
Is there a secret that you decided to bring your brother to Takama?
I was playing baseball in high school.
My senior at baseball used me a little.
There is such a thing.
My senior often told me to bring me a calpis.
It's like running.
Bring me a calpis.
One day, I got too excited and put my nipples in my senior's calpis.
That's amazing.
It's very evil.
What did your senior say?
He drank it.
How did you feel when you saw him drink it?
I felt like I was being sucked by a squid.
It was amazing.
He drank my nipples.
Hello.
I'm a detective.
How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
You're listening to a secret that you can't tell anyone.
Is there anything?
There's only one thing that's really bad.
There's only one thing that's really bad?
My parents had been saving up for a long time.
There's a 500-yen savings box that costs 300,000 yen.
I took about 60,000 yen out of it.
Oh, I see!
There was a live performance of my favorite group.
I really wanted to go see it.
Whose live performance was it?
It was a Korean group called SEVENTEEN.
I thought it was bad, so I hid it in my room.
A few days later, my parents said, "I don't have a savings box, but I don't know."
I said, "Don't be angry. I'm in good shape."
I thought it was bad, so I went to my grandmother's house to hide it.
You haven't been exposed much, have you?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?!
That's not something you should be proud of!
Do you feel like you've done something bad?
I do.
Oh, you do!
SEVENTEEN didn't expect you to come all the way here!
Apologize!
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old.
Is there a secret you can't tell anyone?
It's not a big deal, but...
Ever since I was a kid, I like sticking my finger in my navel and smelling it.
I wonder if there are people like you who like to smell things.
How often do you do it?
Once a week.
How many days do you do it once a week?
On weekends.
Don't let people you like find out about you.
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I ask you something?
Yes, what is it?
A secret you can't tell anyone.
Everyone has one, right?
That's right.
I don't think you don't have one.
I want you to tell me about it.
It's an affair.
I had an affair for 28 years.
28 years?!
Yes.
It's gone now.
Your partner?
My partner.
She and you had an affair for 28 years.
Yes.
You kept it a secret from your husband.
Yes.
It's different when you say it alone, but it's a secret.
Because you have a wife and children.
My partner also had an affair?
An affair.
I see.
I've never heard of it before.
I'm sorry.
I've never heard of it before.
I'm sorry, too.
Do you feel guilty about it?
Of course I do.
For your husband?
Of course I do.
Why can't you stop it?
You like each other.
Even though you're not together.
Do you love each other completely?
You love each other.
Yes.
I'm sorry for saying this.
No, no, no.
It's a very educational story for this day and age.
The number of black people is quite large.
Yes.
Can you speak Japanese?
Yes, I can.
Can you speak Japanese?
Yes, I can.
Wow, you are big!
How tall are you?
I'm 2.3 meters.
2.3 meters?!
Where are you from?
I'm from Kenya.
Kenya?!
Oh, you're from Kenya!
What do you do here?
I work while playing basketball.
Oh, you're here!
You're like a professional team.
I'm a member of a professional team.
You're teaching people secrets they can't tell others.
Is it possible?
My arms are already shaking.
I've never raised this system this high.
I think there's a secret my dad doesn't know.
But I told my mom.
You're keeping it a secret from your dad.
Yes.
That pervert, Evie...
Evie?!
Keiko! Keiko!
Adult video!
Keiko, yes, yes.
While watching it, my mom came out.
Oh, your mom...
Yes, yes, yes.
When you were in Kenya?
Yes, when I was in Kenya.
She came in and turned it off.
But I don't think my dad knew about it back then.
I think my dad knows about it now.
And I think I've acted in quite a few plays.
What?!
It's not like you're a good actor.
No, I'm not.
Is it strict in Kenya?
No, it's not.
Is it strict?
It's strict.
But it's common in Kenya, isn't it?
Your mom comes in in the middle of it.
Yes, it's strange.
It's common in Kenya, isn't it?
So you don't think your dad knows about it now?
No, he doesn't.
So you're going to keep hiding it from him?
I'm going to keep hiding it from him.
Oh, I see.
But, well...
Oh, I'm sorry.
My arms are getting tired. I'm sorry.
Oh, your face came out.
Is it okay if my face comes out?
No, it's okay.
Is it okay?
There's no way I'd look at you.
You're a parent in Kenya.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Do you have a minute?
What were you doing just now?
I was taking a walk.
Taking a walk?
Do you drink alcohol?
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit?
You don't drink much, do you?
Do you think so?
You drink a lot!
You have a devilish one-cup.
Here you are.
Thank you. What is this?
Gold coin?
Yes, gold coin.
How old are you?
I'm 51 years old.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a vocalist of a visual band.
Are you in a visual band?
Yes, I am.
You look like a man.
You have blond hair.
You have blond hair and you have bangs.
Do you have a secret that you don't tell anyone?
Do you have any secret that you don't tell anyone?
Do you want me to tell you anything?
Should I tell you everything?
I'll tell you everything.
We broke up in 1942.
I was shocked.
My junior took 80 million yen from me.
I hanged myself twice.
What?
I went to a new club.
I hanged myself twice.
You did it?
I hanged myself twice.
You tried to kill yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You broke up with the band.
Yes, I was really shocked.
I was dumped by a woman I had known for 12 years.
I thought I shouldn't do it.
I hanged myself, but I couldn't die.
I wandered around for about six years.
I came back to my senses last year.
Did you buy a rope?
I bought it. It was new.
I hanged myself.
I thought I was going to die.
I hanged myself.
I cut myself with a knife.
What about the second time?
I bought the same rope, but it was red.
Did you hang yourself for the second time at the same time?
Yes, at the same time.
I think it was less than three months.
Did you hang yourself for a long time?
Yes, I hanged myself for a long time.
Did you hang yourself for the second time?
I did it one more time.
It was purple here.
I did it one more time.
I hanged myself.
I thought I'd do my best for the rest of my life.
Did you become positive again from there?
Yes, I am now.
Thank you very much.
Hello. Hello. Excuse me.
Running 12.
How old are you?
Actually, I am still 28 years old.
How old did you look like?
Thirty...six.
You say that a lot.
I am sorry about that.
Is there any secret you haven't told us?
Secret I haven't told you?
Yes.
Actually, I am now 28 years old, but I am still single.
Oh, I see.
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
No, I haven't.
If you had a girlfriend, what would you say to her?
Well, well, well...
I wouldn't say anything.
You are really single.
That's a funny answer. You are really single.
If you had a girlfriend, what would you say to her?
Well, that's a little embarrassing.
Embarrassing?
I think it's embarrassing, but...
Can you show me your face for a second?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What?
I thought you would say "what are you doing?"
I will do my best.
You want a girlfriend?
Then say it to the camera.
I am looking for a girlfriend this year.
If you are interested in me, please call me.
To a light scoop?
Don't worry about it.
Run!
I'm sure there are people from Osaka.
Everyone has their own taste.
From heavy to light.
There is a variation.
I thought I was saved.
I was drinking sake from 11 in the morning.
You are good because you are saved.
How was it today?
This is my third honest talk.
I want to talk with a machine.
He was drunk and talked a lot.
In the end, he came back seriously.
I'm happy.
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