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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away.
In a secret room only for weekends, you dance around.
CHIKU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your blush on.
TSUKAMARETE YUMUCHU ni NAMERU no da Catch yourself and fall asleep in your dream.
KONO TOKI DAKE to KISU SHITE Just kiss me right now.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. I'm Shinji Matsumoto, the director of Detective Night Scoop. I'm the director, Matsumoto Shintoshi.
And then there's Saori Matsuda, a reporter. SOSHITE, KISHO no MASURA SAORI desu. I'm the secretary, Masuda Saori.
In this detective station, based on requests from TV viewers, we immediately dispatch talented detectives to pursue the truth. KONO TANTEICHOKU dewa, TEREBI wa KORAN no MINASAMA kara no IRAI ni motosuki, TADACHI ni YUUSHUU na TANTEI o HAKENshite, SHINSOU no TUIKYOU ni ATARIMASU. TADACHI ni YUUSHUU na TANTEI o HAKENshite, SHINSOU no TUIKYOU ni ATARIMASU.
And today we have Chief Advisor Taro Kida in attendance. SOSHITE, HONNITSUwa KIDA TARO o SAIKOU KOMON ni OKOSHI itadakimashita.
Supreme Advisor, today is the recording day, but it seems to be your birthday. SAIKOU KOMON, KYOUWA NO SHUUROKUBI desukedo, O TANRYOUBI rashii.
How old are you? IKUTSU ni nararetan desuka?
Eighty-nine. HACHIJUKYU.
Last year, I was eighty-eight years old. KYONEN, HACHIJUHACHI desu.
Isn't that good? SORE wa yoku nai desu ka?
Your favorite food is meat, right? SUKI na tabemono wa niku desu yo ne?
Lately, it's been a little soft. SAIKIN, CHOTTO YAWARAKAI no ga animasu.
It feels even more luxurious. YOKE KOUKYUukan masuteru jan.
Now, let's move on to your first request today. SOREDEWA, HONNITSU saishou no goirei ni mairimashou.
First, we have a request from Arima Toll, 32 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
Good evening, everyone at the Matsumoto Detective Bureau.
This is a request about my 88-year-old grandmother and her dog Nana, who live in my hometown of Miyazaki.
Grandmother can make Nana answer math problems.
For example, when I asked the question ``Two plus three,'' I pressed my grandmother's hand five times in a row.
I suddenly stopped and looked at my grandmother's face.
Furthermore, when she asks the question ``3-1'', she presses her hand twice in a row, then suddenly stops and looks at her face.
I can't help but wonder.
When my grandmother does it herself, she says, ``It's strange because even she doesn't understand how it can be calculated.''
Nana won't do it even if her parents or relatives give her the calculations, and only her grandmother will do it for her.
The request was, ``Please come and see my grandmother and Nana who can do math. Thank you very much.''
I see, barking is common.
Ah, that's right, there are times when I get angry when I get the answer to a calculation, but when I say I'll help you,
And for some reason, if it's something only grandmas can do, it doesn't mean anyone else can do it.
I couldn't believe it for a second or two, but I went anyway, so I'll see.
Ah, I've been there.
Why, of course.
Why did you come out that much?
You said you were going to talk already, so yes.
So, can you really calculate it? VTR, please!
If it's true that you can calculate dogs, I think there will be quite an amazing video, but I've never seen it before, but you've seen it before, haven't you?
I have!
What? Who?
It's my junior comedian Yoshimoto's dog combination, Arima.
No, it's not a dog! What kind of combination is it! Yoshimoto's dog Arima has come up with a dog combination! What are you doing!
Is the calculation probability correct?
It's almost 100%, isn't it?
Really?
Yes.
If it's 3 + 1, will it come out?
I'll do it, stop it, and look at my grandmother's face.
Oh, it's over now.
Yes.
It's the answer.
Yes.
Really?
It's really amazing.
Which one is it?
Oh, this one.
Oh, this one?
Oh!
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Arima!
Hello.
You two look alike!
Is this dog the rumored genius dog?
That's right.
By the way, you two look exactly alike!
Do we look alike?
You do!
Even if you call me "son", I can't believe it.
You're my grandmother, right?
That's right.
You can call me "grandmother".
Oh, grandmother!
That's right!
Grandmother!
That's what I thought!
You're too young.
That's right!
You can call me "grandmother".
That's what I thought!
I'm sorry.
Welcome!
Hello!
How are you, grandmother?
You look like your grandmother.
Do I?
I've heard that you can do calculations.
I've been doing it for a long time, but I learned it last week because I was wondering if I could do calculations.
Really?
Yes.
Can you show me your calculations now?
Sure.
May I?
Please have a seat.
Here you are.
Two plus two is...
One, two, three, four.
I did it.
What?
Really?
I can do it.
I can do calculations.
Really?
Please show me.
Well...
Ten minus six is...
One, two, three, four.
I did it.
You did it.
Yes, I did it.
That's incredible!
This way.
Ten minus six is eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I did it.
I really did it.
What shall we do now?
Fifteen minus thirteen is...
One, two...
Wow!
You can do multiplication too!
Four times two is...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Seriously?!
You're amazing, grandma!
You can do multiplication too!
Multiplication?!
Twenty minus five is...
One, two, three, four...
Fifty minus six is...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Wow!
You stopped it properly!
Yes, I did.
One thousand tons and fifty...
Look at me, Nono-chan!
One thousand tons and fifty...
One thousand tons and forty...
Five is...
One, two, three, four...
Five...
Chaos, chaos, chaos!
Wait, wait, wait!
One thousand tons and fifty...
One thousand tons and forty-five?
One thousand tons and fifty...
One thousand tons and one...
One hundred and forty-three is...
Yes!
What did you say?
I don't remember.
It's too funny.
It's too surreal.
It's amazing even if it's nothing.
One thousand tons and one hundred and forty-three is...
Yes!
One, two, three, four...
Five, six...
Seven...
It's done.
It's not good.
It's weird.
It doesn't look like she's sending a signal.
Can I look at you from the front?
One thousand and forty-four is...
Yes!
One, two, three, four...
Five, six...
Yes.
She didn't do anything!
Right?
Three times two is...
Where are you?
I'm here. I'm here, grandma.
I'm right in front of you.
Three times two is...
Grandma, the food...
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Wow!
I didn't say "congratulations".
You didn't say "congratulations" perfectly.
You know...
I always answer wrongly.
And I always do it wrong.
I see.
Two plus three is five, but...
If you think it's six, you do six.
Try six minus two with three.
Okay.
Six minus two is...
One, two, three...
Why did you stop?
Wow! What is this?
She understands grandma's feelings.
It's telepathy.
Telepathy!
It's telepathy, right?
Right?
What is it?
Thirty-six minus six is...
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Again?
Wow!
Can I say something?
Okay.
Can I look at it?
Can you look at it?
Viewers, please look at it.
Eighty-nine minus eighty-two is...
Yes.
I'm in trouble. It's seven, isn't it?
It's seven.
- Seven. - Please raise it.
What is it?
Did you see it?
Divided by three?
Then let's divide it by three. Let's divide it by three.
Thirty minus five is... Yes.
Now, the correct answer is six.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
(Laughing)
Wait a minute.
Shall we talk in the meantime?
Now, please.
I've been watching it for five years.
It's the first time I've noticed it.
Did you understand it?
It was pretty difficult, wasn't it?
Because it's been five years since my family saw it and didn't understand it.
When I was about to say the correct answer, my grandmother was giving me her hand back.
She said, "It's here."
I don't know if my grandmother noticed it herself, but it's a sign, isn't it?
That's right. I don't think my grandmother really noticed it.
Divided by three is... Yes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
(Laughing)
Well...
Thank you very much.
Thirty minus five is...
The correct answer is six.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
(Laughing)
She doesn't have a bad intention.
She doesn't have a bad intention at all.
And to be honest, she hasn't noticed it yet.
She hasn't noticed it yet.
So, the detective can't blame her?
To be honest, I was really confused.
I asked my mother and she confirmed it for me.
I decided to keep it a secret until she notices it.
Hey, hey, hey!
If she notices it...
She must be looking forward to it.
What are you going to do?
(Laughing)
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from a 21-year-old college student from Ikehata, Mako-san, who lives in Osaka City.
I love omelet rice.
I often eat omelet rice at restaurants, but I always have a problem.
It's that I can't eat the last bite well.
I try to scoop up the leftover omelet rice with a spoon,
but it definitely escapes me and I just can't scoop it up well.
That said, I don't want to put my mouth on a plate or do bad things.
How in the world do you eat the last bite of omelet rice?
I really want to be able to scoop up the last bite and eat it.
Could you please think about it with me?
Everyone, what do you think? Were you conscious of the last bite of omelet rice?
I don't know.
Everyone, when you think about it, you might have been conscious of it.
It's hard to scoop up the omelet rice.
That's right.
It might not be cool.
That's right.
You might have put your finger like that.
That's right.
Everyone, when you think about it, you might have been conscious of it.
Besides, you like omelet rice and you go to various omelet rice restaurants,
but it's the same with any omelet rice.
Could you have been able to eat it well?
Please watch the video.
This is Cafe Field.
Thank you for saying you can do it until any hour until this problem is solved.
Is it okay for you, Masa?
Thank you.
You can do it until any hour.
This time, you are going to do an orthodox omelet rice that is different from usual.
Let's eat.
It looks very delicious.
It's that kind of omelet rice.
You put ketchup on the omelet rice.
Yes.
How is the taste?
It's good.
You suddenly said it because you were curious about it, didn't you?
I thought I would say it.
But when I thought about it, I thought I would say it.
I see.
It's finally here.
This is it.
It's the last approach.
This is it.
This omelet is amazing.
This is also the movement of jack-o'-lance.
Give me a big one. I can't get it.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hey! Hey! You turned it over!
I don't care if you don't like it.
I don't care if you don't like it or not.
I don't like it.
Do you usually eat like this?
I didn't know you eat like this.
Don't use your mouth.
You said you use it.
Don't you use it?
Don't you use it more often?
I see.
Please teach me how to eat.
Don't hold it.
Don't use your hands.
Don't use your mouth.
This is the last one.
Okay.
It's done.
I'll eat it.
Okay.
Thank you for waiting.
Go ahead.
You'll eat it someday, won't you?
No.
Thank you for the meal.
Look at how people eat.
Maybe there are geniuses.
Hello.
Are you free?
Are you a married couple?
Aren't you hungry?
It's lunchtime now.
It's lunchtime now. Let's go.
Please enjoy the meal.
Thank you for the meal.
What do you do at the end of the meal?
How do you eat at the end of the meal?
Are you hungry?
I want to eat this.
I put in the oyster.
I opened it.
I see.
It's hard to eat, isn't it?
It's the last one.
Do you feel like eating omelet rice from day to day?
At first, the omelet rice supports me.
But in the end, there is no stopper.
I see.
You eat omelet rice and lift it up.
That's right.
And the last one is omelet rice alone.
So you don't have to put it in your mouth.
That's right.
Excuse me.
She wants you to eat omelet rice.
What?
She wants you to eat omelet rice alone.
She doesn't want you to lift up the plate.
I can't scoop it up.
That's right.
That's how you do it.
I can't scoop it up.
That's right.
She doesn't want you to lift up the plate.
That's right.
That's the lady's style in Naniwa.
She's so kind.
Hello.
I'm Detective Natsuko.
Excuse me.
Don't you eat omelet rice?
I'm used to it.
You're used to it.
You eat it a lot, don't you?
That's right.
Actually, I'm the daughter of this restaurant.
What?
Is that so?
Are you a lady?
What's wrong with you?
She's a senior, right?
Yes.
She's a senior, right?
Don't eat it.
If you put it in a spoon, you can't eat it cleanly.
I can eat it.
It's rare for it to stay like this.
What was that?
For example...
Now, now!
That's it!
Hello.
What are you doing here?
I'm a nightscape.
Are you working now?
Are you?
Are you mad?
You talk badly.
Your face is funny.
You talk badly.
Do you like omelet rice?
Yes, I like it.
What can I do for you?
I'm Keiko.
Can I call you Keiko-chan?
Keiko-chan.
Here you are.
It's been a while since I ate omelet rice.
It's delicious.
Mom.
Don't lift up this plate.
I see.
You are mean.
Can you take this plate away?
What are you doing?
You are swimming.
What should I do?
I'm sorry.
She is angry.
Look at this.
Thank you for the meal.
She may be scared.
She may break her own rules.
Don't lift up the plate.
Don't use the plate's wall.
I want to eat it.
Why don't you eat it?
If you do that, you borrow a fork and hold it like this.
That's smart.
There are many omelet rice shops that don't have forks.
Then why don't you bring a fork?
It's okay if you eat it deliciously.
If you eat it like that, it's rude for you to eat omelet rice.
I'm sorry.
What do you think I'm saying?
Let's do something about this.
You don't scoop it up from below like this.
It was good now.
This is my principle.
I don't put it in the bottom like this.
This is my principle.
It's a calculation of making it easy to scoop up.
So you want me to leave this much at the end, right?
That's right.
That's about it.
It's easy to scoop up.
Can you say that?
It's easy to scoop up now, isn't it?
Let's do it again.
See?
That's good.
It's done.
Then, Chiko-chan.
I'll teach you how to coat it.
First, cut it.
You can't cut it too big, can you?
I see.
Then, I'll cut it here.
I think it's good.
Then, put some glue on it.
I'll put it here.
To make it harder to fall off.
Like this.
It looks good.
I'll leave some ketchup.
I can do it.
I'll put it here.
I see.
This is difficult.
You should stand up like this.
I see.
I should stand up like this and fall off.
You should stand up like this and fall off.
I'll do it.
I can do it.
What's that?
I can do it.
Everyone's power has reached here.
You should use ketchup like this.
I'm scared.
I don't think I can do it.
It's dangerous.
Wait a minute.
If you cut it in half, it will be hard and you can fall off.
This is a good surgery.
Is it?
Which one do you want to eat?
I think this one is harder.
I think you can put it here.
Can you put it here?
I see.
I can do it.
You should eat it.
You can save it.
You can do it.
You should cut this onion too.
You can do it.
You should open it and put it in.
This is good.
You can put it in.
The rice is falling off.
You should cut it.
It's already hardened.
We can only cut it and give it back.
Can you lift it up a little?
I can do it!
I'm glad you like it! Thank you very much!
This is great! In the middle of it!
How is it? Can you do it in the future?
I'd like to put it on the spoon vigorously.
That's good!
Thank you very much!
Do your best!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
I think it's good!
Oh, really? Thank you very much!
This miracle is that you met Professor Keiko, isn't it?
That's right! I didn't do anything!
No, Professor Keiko didn't go home.
And then, Professor Keiko exploded.
What are you talking about?
Professor Keiko...
What are you talking about?
By the way, is Professor Keiko here?
Professor Keiko?
Oh, Professor Keiko!
Professor Keiko!
Wonderful!
If Professor Keiko wasn't here, we wouldn't have had a meeting!
No, no, no!
I didn't think you'd fight with an omelet like this!
That's right!
That's why we had you accompany us for a long time!
That's amazing!
Do you eat an omelet often?
I don't eat it that much.
You don't eat it that much!
What are you doing?
You don't eat it that much!
It's a match, isn't it, Professor Keiko?
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day!
Next up is a request from Detective Takeyama!
Yes, um...
The Detectives' Bureau receives various requests, doesn't it?
Among them...
There are surprisingly many of them, but...
Just listen to me!
Huh? Huh?
In fact, there are quite a few of them!
Huh?
Yes, over the years.
So, this time, I decided...
Alright! Let's listen to him!
Yes, I've come with a request to listen to various people's stories!
Which ones are there?
First of all, everyone, please take a look!
I loved you
The name of the person is
The person of that summer
Good evening
Are you a girl?
Yes
It's cold, isn't it?
It's cold
It's cold today, isn't it?
Do you want something to drink?
Do you have any rice?
I have some warm rice
Thank you
Here you are
Thank you
What would you like?
Daikon and chikuwa
Thank you
Here you are
Can you listen to me?
Of course
While you are sleeping
Can you look at me?
While you are sleeping
You will definitely
I see
Look at me
I'm totally dead
Is it like this when you sleep every day?
I want to fix it
But I can't help it because I'm sleeping
You can't help it
If I get married and live with someone
What do you think about it?
If your wife was sleeping like me every day
What do you think about it?
Every day?
Yes, lying down
To be honest
You came here to talk about it, didn't you?
That's right
Can I be honest with you?
Yes
That's disgusting
My sister is here. Can you look at her?
Is she white-eyed?
She is sleeping
What?
Is she sleeping?
Yes, she is sleeping
Is she sleeping?
Wow!
Your sister is also white-eyed
She is white-eyed at night
But she is cute when she wakes up
I see
There is a gap
Which one is worse?
She is cute when she is sleeping and ugly in the morning?
Or she is ugly in the morning and cute in the afternoon like you?
Which one do you like?
I like ugly in the morning
You like ugly in the morning, don't you?
Well, it's okay
If you think positively about it
If you think positively about it, it will get dark
Excuse me
Good evening
Can you come here for a second?
Sure
Can you listen to me?
Sure, have a seat
Would you like something to eat?
No, I'd like an egg
An egg?
Yes
You are my senior, aren't you?
Yes, you are
Can you say something like me?
Sure
When I participated in the Night's Cup 16 years ago...
Did you participate in the Night's Cup 16 years ago?
Yes
Can you put on the nurse cap you are wearing right now?
Good evening
Which part of the nurse cap do you like?
You are a symbol of nurses
Please put on the nurse cap
I brought it!
You want to put it on, don't you?
I'll put it on for you!
How did you feel when you put on the nurse cap 16 years ago?
I'm glad I was able to put it on.
You're glad?
Yes.
Recently, I've been thinking of doing a classic ballet.
Classic ballet?
Yes.
I'd like to wear a nurse cap.
You'd like to wear a nurse cap?
Yes.
It's like a woman wearing a white dress in a white swan lake.
It's been 16 years since you started dancing camp and you've become a nurse cap.
That's right.
You're 21 years old, right?
Yes, I'm 21 years old.
What do you think of a 21-year-old woman?
She's a little weird.
Do you have various opinions?
But I think her opinion is general.
Do you like dancing?
I don't.
You don't?
Yes.
Only dancing?
Yes.
I see.
Let me say this first.
Yes.
It's a little different from 16 years ago.
Yes.
I'll only listen to you.
Is that okay?
Yes.
I can't do it this time.
Yes.
I've prepared it.
You've prepared it?
Then...
Let's go.
Yes.
What do you think of it?
Well...
I'm afraid of being around strangers.
Good evening.
Oh!
Oh! Come in, come in.
May I?
Thank you for coming.
It's not like Nonoyama-kun is coming today.
I have a lot of things to talk about.
I'm sure you do.
It's not like I came up with a story or anything.
I'm divorced.
Wait a minute.
Did Nonoyama-kun get married before that?
I don't know what everyone thought about it, but it looked like he wasn't married.
Do you want me to hear about your divorce?
Is it okay for you to just talk about it?
It's a prelude.
A prelude?
That's why I came up with it.
I was lonely at night.
It automatically became "G".
No, it's not like "Night Scoop".
Well, that's right.
It's full of originality.
I'm customizing it myself.
How can I make you feel better?
What do you want to talk about?
It's about "G".
I'm divorced and lonely at night, so I'm doing "G" more sophisticatedly.
I printed out a picture of Naga-san and Wasami- san's faces.
I cut it out like a picture of their faces.
I put it on the right side of my bed when I went to bed.
If you look at it in the light of your cell phone, you can see their faces.
You can see Naga-san and Wasami-san's faces within 10 centimeters.
They're really there.
It's like they're lying next to you.
It's true.
At the same time, it's a good exercise.
You don't have to go any further.
Adults can see it.
You're amazing at pinpointing.
Please stand up.
Wow, you came.
How is it?
It has changed a little.
Has it changed?
Yes, my life has changed.
Are you happy now?
Yes.
There is a mirror here. Would you like to look at it?
What does it look like?
It looks like a bride.
Does it look like a bride?
Yes.
I would like to change into something cold.
Would you like to change into something cold?
Are you satisfied now?
Yes.
If you are satisfied now, you can change into something else.
You can change freely.
Would you like to change into something else?
Yes, I would like to change into something else.
Let's change into something else.
Are you satisfied now?
Yes.
That's good.
I just wanted to come here.
Would you like to go home with a warm drink?
No, I got a cup of tea.
I got a cup of tea and a warm clothes.
I will go home now.
Please come in.
Yes.
Are you going home now?
Yes.
I would like to ask you something else.
Are you satisfied now?
Yes.
Thank you.
Are you satisfied now? Yes.
Thank you. Good night.
Good night.
Excuse me.
I would like you to ask me a question.
I, my sister and my mother live in Hiroshima.
My father raised a lot of money last summer.
Did he get rich? Yes.
Now I work and earn money.
Am I okay now?
What do you mean by "okay"?
People live their life seeking some kind of dream.
For me, even if I have a dream, I can't move forward because I don't have money.
I see.
How much do you earn now?
Now I earn 150,000 yen.
You earn 150,000 yen a month.
Do you put all 150,000 yen in your pocket?
I put 100,000 yen in my pocket.
Is 150,000 yen your pocket money?
My sister also earns a lot of money in high school.
She took out her train fare and earned 2,000 yen.
Does she earn that much money in one month?
Yes, she does.
Is it true?
It's really hard for me.
I want you to praise me.
Do you want me to praise you?
Why didn't you tell anyone? Didn't you want to talk about it?
I don't have anyone to talk to.
But if you don't support me, you won't be convinced, right?
That's right.
Then my sister and my mother will feel bad about it.
But I don't want it to be like that.
And you want me to praise you, right?
Honestly, you're doing your best.
So you want me to praise you.
That's why you're here to talk about it.
But you're praised, right?
You're doing a great job, right?
That's right.
I'm doing it with my own will.
I think it's amazing.
Don't you think you're doing a great job?
We're the same age.
I went to school.
I had a dream.
My friends were happy for me.
I thought it was normal for me.
But we're the same age.
If you lose your family like that, you should be praised.
Life is long.
If you do this when you're 21 years old, you'll be 30 years old, 40 years old, and 50 years old.
You have a beautiful mental strength.
You're doing a great job for your mother and sister.
You're doing a great job.
There are a lot of requests for you to talk to us.
Oden's steam creates a comfortable atmosphere for me to talk to you.
That's right.
I dared to talk to you like that this time.
I didn't think you'd talk about G-Coffee.
I'm glad you didn't talk about Nonoyama-san.
That's right.
When I talk about G-Coffee or ballerinas, she doesn't look me in the eye.
At that time, she didn't look me in the eye.
She didn't look me in the eye.
How was it today?
The story of the master of omelet rice is interesting.
I was very impressed with the story of Naga-chan.
Even if you look at it at high speed, you won't be able to see it through.
It's amazing.
I think it's pride.
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