AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
catch you
The only thing left in the universe is a kiss from you
Detective Night Scoop's time has come!
I, Matsuo and Hitoshi, are the songwriters who put a sharp eye on the complicated modern society and thoroughly solve its mysteries and questions!
Thank you very much!
And...
I'm Masuda Saori, a secretary.
In this Detective Night Scoop, we seek out outstanding detectives on behalf of all of you and pursue the truth!
And tonight's song is "Katsukata"...
"Katsumata Kunikatsu-san"!
Thank you very much!
It's the first time I've heard of you. I've only heard of you as "Katchan".
I'm usually "Katchan", you know!
It doesn't feel weird to meet you here!
You've become a songwriter!
But when I came out of there, I was called "Hitoshi"!
You're songwriters, aren't you?
"Hitoshi"!
"Hitoshi".
It's been a while since I've been called "Hitoshi".
Shall we start with our first requests?
Our first requests are from Kuraguchi Hiroki, 44 years old, self-employed.
And Fukui Takakazu, 50 years old, self-employed.
We are members of the sauna club, which was formed of people who love saunas.
This time, we'd like to avenge the defeat of our club leader.
Our club leader is a sauna senior who walks across saunas all over Japan and is strong against heat.
Our club leader ran away from the heat the other day.
He said there is a hell of a curfew.
A curfew is a way of entering a sauna where you use a towel and blow hot air in one go,
but it is said that the curfew held by foreign employees in a certain sauna in Tokyo was insanely hot.
Moreover, I thought that foreigner was smiling brightly when he saw customers running into the water bath.
At this rate, our sauna club's reputation will be ruined.
We are asking for your cooperation as a detective who is strong against heat in a sauna.
- That's right. - The chief of the department also said it quite often.
- What is it called? - It's called "roh-ryu".
- It's called "roh-ryu", isn't it? - That's right.
You pour water into a sauna stone and let it boil.
Even at that moment, it's quite hot, but you spread it out with a towel first,
and then you blow hot air in a sauna.
- It feels good, doesn't it? - That's right.
Then, due to the sauna club's existence, the chief said, "Wow, it's hot," and ran away.
- He ran away. - That's right.
So, I went there to make up for it as a member of the department.
Please watch and see if we were able to make up for it as a member of the department.
Is there such a thing as a sauna club?
Yes, there is.
You go on a trip and stay in the sauna for about two hours.
Two hours?!
I don't have much experience in saunas.
It's not a light-hearted sauna.
It's almost like a training.
I see.
I don't know much about it, but how about hot springs?
The sauna club president laughs and says "Everyone, go away!"
What do you call it? "Meppa" or "shi"?
Foreigners will say "Go away!" and leave.
There is no such hostile attitude!
They probably love Japan and come here.
It's a revenge.
I see.
For the sake of the sauna club president.
You're going to avenge the sauna club president, right?
How many members are there in the sauna club?
Three.
That few?!
Are you the club president?
Hello, I'm the club president.
Nice to meet you.
I've lost only in this hot spring.
I've never retired in a hot spring before.
The temperature of a normal sauna is hot.
The setting temperature is high.
The hot water is poured on the stone.
The hot water is evaporated on the stone.
It's about twice as hot.
There are three sets of hot water.
The second set is too hot.
I told my foreigner brother.
What happened to your hot spring?
"What's wrong with you?" "I'm a little rebellious." "Oh, it's humiliating." "Besides, if you look at it, there's no one in the sauna." "Everyone except me is out." "Why isn't the manager coming today?" "I can't win. That's impossible." "Are you giving up?" "It's really hot." "Now, it's Akasaka." "Tokyo is in Akasaka." "Sauna Resort Oriental." "Welcome." "I'm sorry for contacting you for a while." "Thank you for waiting." "Are you the manager?"
"Nice to meet you." "My name is Matsumoto." "Nice to meet you, too." "You look kind." "You look like you have a low temperature." "No, I'm doing my best." "Do you have a low temperature?" "Yes, that's right." "Originally, the temperature of the sauna is a little high." "From here, it's like 80 degrees or 90 degrees, and then you put out the heat." "Then it's 100 degrees." "Are there any foreigners working here?" "Yes, that's right."
"Is that so?" "Yes, that's right." "Is it a little different from what other employees do?" "Of course, there are young people, and there are people who are lonely and hot." "It's a lonely spirit." "That's right." "It's burning." "It's burning." "You have a nice expression." "Now, it's ready." "This is the bar of the game. It's a sauna, isn't it?" "Yes, that's right." "If you wait, the heat will come, right?" "Yes, that's right." "I understand."
"It's hot." "Is it this hot?" "This is hot." "As a sauna, it's about this." "Really?" "If you suddenly say this, of course, as a sauna, it's really hot." "That's a little ..." "As expected, it's about this." "Can you do it?" "Well, I don't think so." "Oh, it's coming." "Oh, it's coming." "It's coming."
Nice to meet you.
My name is Jenlin Ko.
This is water and the smell is ...
Hot!
Does it change like this?
It's hot!
I'm in trouble.
Is it hot enough to feel good?
Hot!
It's hot in here! My face is burning!
Hot!
Grandpa!
Hot!
My ears are burning!
Hot!
It hurts!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
It's hot!
I can't do it!
It's hot!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's hot!
Grandpa!
What about you, Grandpa?
It's hot!
What about you, Grandpa?
What's wrong?
I'm already...
I'm already really angry!
He's laughing like crazy!
I'm already...
I'm already really angry!
It's hot, but it hurts!
It hurts!
The only thing that comes to my mind is...
the butt!
The butt?
How about...
being punched in the butt...
rather than on top of the head?
That's a good idea.
He's here!
He's here! He's here! He's here!
Excuse me.
Yes!
It's too late for you to be laughing.
I came from the mountains. I'm Jen Renko.
That's a good self-introduction!
Do you do it every time before you do this?
Here we go.
I have a special strategy for you!
Hot!
Ouch!
All right!
Go!
I have a strategy for you!
It's better than I thought!
Ouch!
You're still laughing!
It's hot.
My nose is running.
I thought you could stand it for a moment.
It's coming in from between my buttocks.
It's coming in from my buttocks.
Do you have any ideas for a counterattack?
What do you think?
You mean I should block it?
Yes.
You should block it.
Ouch!
It's so hot in here! Ouch!
Ouch!
Slowly, slowly!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Wait a minute!
It's a joint responsibility.
If anyone runs away,
the other two will swear.
Can you do it?
Ouch!
My nipples are burning!
Ouch! Wait a minute!
It came off naturally.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry, Jin-kun is going to the bathroom.
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?!
Wait a minute! Let me go out! Let me go out!
Why don't you use this?!
Ouch!
Wait a minute! Ouch! Wait a minute!
It's coming! It's coming!
Okay!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Jin!
I'm from Myanmar.
Jin! Jin! Jin!
I know now why you call me "Jin"!
Focus on your nipples' pain!
It's hot!
Ouch!
Excuse me.
No! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's unfair! It's unfair!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
It's coming out! Wait a minute!
It's red, isn't it?
It came out a little.
It really hurts, doesn't it?
Even if you're alone, you have to endure the pain of the survivors.
That's right.
And...
It's a strategy.
In rugby, you have to do scrum.
You have to win.
You have to endure the pain of the survivors.
You can rest in the meantime.
Watch pin!
Go!
excuse me.
I'm from Myanmar. My name is Jin.
I know! I know! I've been waiting for you!
I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.
It's hot! It's hot! Wait a minute!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
I-I'm burning up!
It's so hot! Damn it! What's happening?!
What is this?
Ouch!
Not yet!
Ouch!
Not yet!
Ouch!
My hand hurts!
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I won!
I won! I won! I won! I won!
I won!
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Did you win?
I participated and won!
It was a great victory.
Have you ever been to the station?
Have I?
And you?
I haven't been there.
You haven't been to Roryu, have you?
I haven't been to Roryu.
Anyway, I did my best to hold out for as long as I could.
But in the end, I saw many things.
In the end, everyone looked like red Porsches.
They were parked right here.
Let's move on to the next contestant.
Next, we have a request from 30-year-old nurse Ryoko Kusumori, who lives in Osaka City.
I love all living things, but I especially love reptiles and insects.
At home, I have snakes, deers, and tarantulas.
But deers looked so delicious that I wanted to eat them, too.
So I cooked and ate them.
Didn't you eat them?
They were very delicious.
Since then, I have eaten various kinds of insects, but I found that most of them were delicious.
For me, there are two kinds of insects that I can't help but be interested in and are said to be very delicious.
They are "sakura kemushi" and "yashiou osazou" insects.
I really want to eat it, so would you like to look for it with me? Thank you very much.
"Sakura kemushi" and "yashiou osazou" insects.
There is a rumor that this is very delicious.
This client herself hasn't eaten it yet.
What kind of taste is it? Please have a look.
I want to see insects.
She likes reptiles and wants to eat those insects.
What kind of woman is she?
Hello. Are you Ms. Kusumori?
Yes.
Hello.
Your image is a little different.
You like insects that reptiles eat, don't you?
Yes, I love both of them.
You have cleaned it up very well.
What is this?
This is "crested gecko", which is a friend of "yamori".
"Crested gecko"!
This is cute.
It's beautiful.
It's very cute.
It's cute.
This size is good.
What is this block?
This is food.
This is "madagascar bokeep".
"Yamori" eats "Crested gecko".
"Yamori" eats "Crested gecko"?
"Yamori" eats "Crested gecko".
I eat "Crested gecko".
This is a different kind of "Crested gecko".
I can't eat "Crested gecko".
I can't eat "Crested gecko" anymore.
I'm sorry.
The number is decreasing.
It's an important moment now.
What is this?
Who eats it?
This is...
Yamori and me.
Do you really eat it?
Yamori and me eat it deliciously.
Do you eat it so deliciously?
We eat it very deliciously.
This is my face.
We eat it deliciously, don't we?
How is it, everyone?
It's very cool!
That's right.
Here it is!
It's Hercules and Octopus, isn't it?
Yes.
It's so cool!
This is a pet, isn't it?
This is...
my meal.
It's my meal.
Do you really eat Hercules and Octopus?
Yes, we do.
How do you eat it?
We fry it and eat it.
Then, we'll enjoy it.
It looks delicious!
The inside of it swells up a little.
It's so delicious!
This part looks like a hamburger.
It's done!
Thank you for it.
- It's good. - It's good.
- It's sweet.
- There are muscles up to your mouth. - It's jammed!
- There are muscles up to your mouth. - There are muscles up to your mouth.
- This is really good. - It's crab!
You're sucking it!
It's delicious.
- It's really delicious. - It's savory.
- You finally asked for it. - Yes.
I'm talking with my friends who eat insects.
They say it's really delicious.
I'm interested in it.
Where can we eat it?
- You can't eat it while you're gathering insects, right? - That's right.
- Hello? - There are two things you really want to eat.
- Yes. - Yashio-osa-zo-mushi.
It's really delicious.
They say it's the most delicious in Japan.
- Kamikiri-mushi. - What?
They say it's more delicious than that.
- I've always wanted to eat it. - What?
- You've never eaten it either. - Yes.
The other one is Sakura-ke-mushi.
You eat Sakura's leaves and Sakura's aroma.
It's called Kumari.
It's a mushy insect.
I know where it is.
Yashio farm mushy insects are quite popular in the south, unless it's a warm one.
It's a cherry blossom mushy insect, but unfortunately, I don't think you can get it anywhere right now, seasonally.
However, if you like it frozen, it's a little like our freezer.
Wait a minute.
Yashio farm mushy insects are insects that I really want to eat, so if you catch it, please bring it.
It's a cherry blossom mushy insect, so we have a freezer at Yashio farm, so we can secure it.
However, if you eat it in your hand, it will probably be too mushy.
Speaking of insects only, what are you saying?
Crazy.
Now, we have a creature hunter, Mr. Nakagawa.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Where are you now?
I'm in Wakayama Prefecture.
Yes.
In this area, there are...
Yashio...osa...zo...mushi.
I think it's expensive.
It says "yashi" in the name, but are there yashinoki?
Well, it's not just yashi, but...
In Japan, you can only eat yashinoki around here.
In Wakayama Prefecture, there are a lot of yashinoki in the south.
Isn't that yashi?
That's yashi.
This phoenix itself is already dead.
It's already dead.
This is a phoenix's trunk.
And this is...
Yashio...osa...zo...mushi's...
Oh, wow!
It's after it's eaten.
If it's still alive, it will have an opening that doesn't have a lid on it.
And it will have a ball this big.
And if you crack it open, it will be inside.
A larva?
A larva, an adult, or a fly.
Oh, isn't that a larva?
Look.
Oh, you're right.
This is a larva.
It's this big.
It's wrapped like this?
It's in here.
I see.
So it's that thing again.
Looking for larvae.
Wow!
You're right!
It's a larva!
Oh, you're right!
I'm going to crack it open, okay?
Okay.
Oh, no!
It's after it's eaten.
Wait a minute!
What's this?
This is it!
This is it?!
It's a larva.
I'm so happy!
It's before you crack it open.
Let's crack it open.
It's so big!
I'm so happy!
Look at this shape!
Wow, it's so cute!
It emits a lot of light, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
It emits light, and that's why sugar and alcohol are made.
That's probably why insects are sweet.
I see.
Oh, another one!
Look!
This one!
Oh, it's true!
It's hard!
It's moldy!
But it grows up...
It grows up and dies.
It dies.
Oh!
It's the head.
But it's still small.
There are some that are twice as big as this one.
It's kindergarten.
There aren't many of them.
You have to do it as much as you can.
You have to do it until the end of the day.
Please come out!
Oh, no!
What a shame!
The last one...
It's over.
We don't have much time!
I'm sorry for not being of much help!
No, no, no!
I want to eat it quickly!
Oh, I see!
I'm sorry!
Oh, hello!
Nice to meet you! I'm Ishida!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Michiyama! Nice to meet you!
I'm really looking forward to it, too!
Look at this!
Sakura Kemushi's version...
For now, let's taste it!
Wow!
This is...
No, no, no!
I can't eat it!
This is...
It really has a strong smell of sakura.
Oh!
It smells really good!
Really?
Oh!
It smells like sakura!
It does, doesn't it?
You scared me just now!
Sensei...
Do you want to eat it?
I do!
What is this?
I made only one.
I'm nervous.
First of all, Sakura Kemushi.
Yes, Sakura Kemushi.
I'll put it in.
It looks delicious.
Thank you.
It smells so good.
Ms. Kusumori will eat it.
Sakura Kemushi of Mingan.
I'll eat it.
Yes.
It's very delicious.
It's elastic and crispy.
The scent of cherry blossoms spreads and it's sweet and delicious.
It's sweet.
It doesn't look like it, but it's delicious.
It's a snack.
Now, today's main dish.
It's a dish of jashigo-osazu-omushi.
I'll eat it.
It smells sweet.
It's true.
It smells very delicious.
Finally.
It's been a long time since morning.
I'll eat it.
It's delicious.
I ate it.
It's very sweet.
It's like eating fruit.
It's so sweet.
It's the best I've ever had.
It's so sweet.
Konnichiwa.
You're right.
This is the best.
Right?
Sensei!
I'll keep eating. This is the best.
The result of today is like this.
Insects are delicious!
What does it taste like?
Yashi-o-sazu-o-mushi's larva has a sweetness of sugar cane.
It looks like a little croissant.
But there's no movie about the moment when Ishida eats it.
Is it true?
It's true!
Is it a little crazy?
No, it's not.
That's why it's extremely crazy.
You ate it, didn't you?
Is it true?
I'll keep eating.
Let's move on to the last request of today.
The next request is from Yasutomi Seiji, 42 years old, a self-employed businessman who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
"My motorcycle friend's junior found something strange in the room where he lives.
It's like a photo album hidden in the bathtub of the unit bus.
I don't know if the previous owner hid it or forgot it, but it's hidden in a place where you can never take it out.
Why did you hide it in a place like this? Was it a photo you didn't want anyone to see?
The mystery is only getting deeper.
Could you help me take out this album?"
Do you know where the bathtub of the unit bus is?
That's right.
You can't take it out. No matter what you do.
You're trying to take it out, but you're so scared, aren't you?
There are too many mysteries.
That's right.
So we have a request.
"Was the album safely taken?" Please have a look.
I see, you can't take it out.
This is it.
It's so thin.
It's the last letter of "tetris".
Hello.
I'm Yasutomi.
Oh, Yasutomi.
You have a cat.
Yes.
You live here, don't you?
Yes.
You have a cat.
I have a cat that runs away.
Is there an album in the unit bus?
There is an inspection window in the unit bus.
There is an album in the back of the window.
I asked him if he could check it out and take it out.
I can't get it out no matter what I do.
It's bigger than the inspection window.
No, no, it's not in there.
That's right.
It's here.
What?
This is the inspection window of this unit bus.
Wait a minute.
Is it in here somewhere?
It's under here.
Seriously?
Wait a minute.
It's really hard to do.
Is this it?
Isn't it this white thing?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Album.
That's right.
Album.
It's definitely an album.
What? Can't you get it out of here?
You can't get it out of here.
Please try it.
It's an album.
You can't get it out of here by mistake.
Oh, it's coming out of here.
It's not coming out of here.
I see.
And this...
Can I put this on the side?
Ah!
Ah! I think it's coming out of here.
Ah!
Wow!
It's subtly coming out of here!
It's not coming out.
Eh?
It's like...
I'm hiding it, but it's not coming out.
That's not it.
If you think about it normally...
Yeah.
The photos you want to hide...
That's what you mean, right?!
Photos you want to share with others...
I thought of one more thing.
It's like a weird phenomenon.
Eh?!
You're mentioning one more thing, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You mentioned it.
One more album.
Huh?!
One more album came out.
I really did a lot of that.
When we were watching it together...
There was nothing at all?!
There was only white.
There was only what we saw just now...
One more album...
I haven't seen it yet.
No, wait a minute!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm sorry, but...
Can you bring me my wallet?
No, I want to lick my own death.
You're carrying it around a lot.
It's suspicious!
You're putting white powder in a red bag.
You're putting salt in it.
It's salt, right?
Say it's salt!
Say it's salt properly!
It's a lot of salt.
It's a lot of salt, right?!
There is!
This is it!
Oh, that's it!
Wow, you're right!
Hmm? What does it say?
It looks like a natural album.
How is it? Can you play it?
No, because it's the same size.
Probably.
But it's...
This is impossible!
Can't I crush it?
Can't I open it?
It's sealed, right?
It's sealed, so it costs about 500,000 yen in total.
It's impossible!
I'm also a new director and my salary is high.
Can you see it?
This is the entrance.
There's one over there.
And this is where you stand.
This is the first one I found.
How did you get in here?!
Is there anything else like an observation deck?
Like behind the mirror.
Isn't that really scary?
It's heavy!
Well, it's here.
It's here.
What's this?
I've never seen that before.
Oh, it's a hatchet!
Isn't that a roof rack?
What's going on?!
There's something...
You're kidding, right?!
There's something...
You're kidding, right?!
Wait!
What is this?
Did you cut it?
No, I didn't.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wait a minute. What's going on?
This other side...
It's like this, as it is.
And then, probably...
I hid it here.
And then it fell with confidence.
I don't know if it's confidence or not, but...
I fell over there with something.
So there's no point in jumping out of here.
That's right.
Nakada-kun, please.
Yes.
Please.
Let's see...
Here I go.
Yes.
Oh, it's here!
Yes.
Can you hide it?
It's a little narrow.
It's narrow.
It's definitely better like this.
Can you lift it up for me?
Okay.
Oh, it fell.
Wow, it's really heavy!
It's here!
Touch it.
The second one.
Is it here?
A little more...
Wow!
You scared me!
Why did you get scared?
Did you get a natural one?
Yes!
Okay, I got it!
I got it.
What do we do?
If we can return it,
I think it's a good thing.
Can you open it?
Yes, I can.
- It says something. - What?
- "On the road to Himeji Nanashi Falls..." - It's from 2007.
- A woman and a man. They're a couple, right? - Probably.
2007...
- That means 24 years ago! - 24 years ago.
Ah, this person!
- Do you know her? - Do you know her?
She was an app!
She was an app! She sang with men!
It's like this...
These two are the protagonists.
They're really close.
They say a lot of things together.
- Ah, they're kissing! - Ah, they're kissing!
On the cheek! On the cheek!
- It's like... - It's a really good album!
Really...
- Is it here? - Huh?
- It's here! - It's here!
- This is the verandah there. - There's no mistake.
- It says her name! - It says her name!
- Huh? - It's Hiro-chan and Jun-chan, right?
Hey, Onoya-san, do you want to ask her?
- Yes, it's me. - Hello, I'm sorry...
The person who lived in the apartment...
Well, it's a used apartment, but it's about 20 years ago now, so I think I know that it was bought about 10 years ago, but I don't know if Mr. Hiroshi and Mr. Jun are in it.
I don't know where it's from.
Don't you?
I don't know.
Don't you know where the previous owner was before you bought it?
I'll call you.
Go ahead and check it out.
This is Softbank.
The number you have dialed is not in use at the moment.
Is it Softbank?
Please check the number and call again.
So, if you ask me why I hid it there, it could be that a young man came, made a new girlfriend, hid it, forgot it, and left.
Isn't it true that it fell?
What is it?
I'm glad it's a happy one.
You're right.
Do you want me to keep it?
No, I'll keep it for you.
Isn't it Hiro-chan?
Hiro-chan?
What's with the way you ended it?
You're all pumped up, aren't you?
What's with that face?
I've prepared a delivery.
I couldn't get in touch with you, so...
I don't know anymore.
But if you look at this, it's me, right?
So, if you want it,
the client's junior, Nakade-kun, is taking good care of it for you.
I'd like you to check it out.
Thank you very much.
So, how was it for you today?
I think young people will go there more often.
I'm sure they'll go there more often.
I think there will be more people who eat various things, not insects.
But you can eat insects, right?
Yes, I know it's delicious.
Even if you put it in your lunch box, you can't eat it at all.
There are more delicious ones, though.
You've become a new director, and you look like an idiot.
That's nice.
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So, let's meet again next week.
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