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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Everything is torn apart around the bed
The secret room only for weekends is unlocked The secret room only for weekends is unlocked
I keep covering you, I'm kissing you, thinking that this is the only time I'll catch you and wake you up. I'm kissing you, that this is the only time I'll catch you and wake you up.
Yes, the time has come for Detective Eidos Group.
Taking a sharp knife into the complex modern society,
Thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions,
I'm Dr. Matsumoto, the director of Detective Eidos Group!
My name is Saori Masuda, my secretary.
At our detective bureau, based on requests from TV viewers,
We will immediately dispatch talented detectives to pursue the truth!
And today's advisor is Hiroto Hayashi!
He's like a beast in a cage.
He's the third generation.
He took care of everything for me.
You have low standards.
I'm a little thirsty.
I'm sorry.
I won't forgive you, but...
I have one thing I'm curious about.
At the end of the song "Factory Go", I want you to sing "Ga" as the song title.
I'm the song title.
You're the song title.
I'm the song title.
Until last week you were like "oh, well, okay", but you're not like "oh, I'm the song title" anymore.
You're not stupid anymore.
You're crazy!
Now, let's start with today's first "Go to the factory".
First of all, we have a request from Fumi Uayokotechi, 57 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a teacher at a vocational school.
I have a dream that I want to come true no matter what, and I would like you to grant me that dream.
That dream is to win in Okinawa sumo on Ishigaki Island.
When I went on a trip to Ishigaki Island nine years ago,
and saw the sumo tournament that was held at the island festival,
I fell in love with it.
It's sumo that includes judo and wrestling elements,
such as beating and putting your opponent's back on the ground.
When I saw the tournament for the first time,
I was tempted by the spirit and couldn't participate.
Then I went to see the tournament every year,
but I couldn't try it,
but this year I was able to jump in and try it.
However, I lost.
Three years until I retire.
While my body is still moving,
I want to somehow win and enjoy the joy.
But even if you beat an amateur like me,
it doesn't make sense,
so I want to win against a woman with experience.
Could you cooperate with me?
That's the request.
Do you know sumo in Okinawa?
No, I don't know.
I like martial arts.
But I didn't know about it.
You can tell just by looking at this.
It's quite strong.
But the requester's name is Uwayo Kote.
Uwayo Kote...
You can win with Uwayo Kote.
Uwayo Kote.
But she has no martial arts experience.
But she wants to beat an experienced woman.
She's 57 years old.
She's been pushing Uwayo Kote's back.
Will she be able to win against an Okinawan sumo?
Please watch!
She is a teacher of this school.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Are you Yokote Ue?
Yes, I am.
You are young!
I know, right?
You were shown Okinawan sumo.
I was just wandering around Ishigaki Island festival and was doing sumo.
I saw it and thought it was really cool.
I came out this year and practiced.
Where did you practice?
Here.
With who?
With a judo teacher.
How many girls are participating?
Six girls this year.
Who are they?
They are judo practitioners in their 30s.
Over there?
Yes.
Let's get together and practice!
Ready...
This is...
So fast!
But the weight, the posture...
But you endured it!
You endured it!
But this is...
She is strong.
She is Yokote Ue.
Yes.
I want to win.
I want to win against her.
Against this person?
No.
This person is too strong.
I don't want to be this person.
I want to be experienced.
I want to win against them.
Like this...
First, from below...
Yes.
Like this...
Oh, like this!
Yes.
And this is normal.
Oh, the opposite is free.
Yes, it's free.
Don't break it!
How?
Damn it!
[Laughter]
What was that?!
[Laughter]
I don't know!
I said I don't know!
[Laughter]
I came to Ishigaki Island.
You said you don't meet people you know.
Yes.
Did you exchange numbers or anything like that?
No, I didn't.
I went home by plane.
[Laughter]
He took a picture of me.
This is the clue.
Behind the T-shirt is the Yaeyama-gun Sumo Association.
Yes, this is the Ishigaki-san Tourist Association.
Hello!
Is there anyone in the Yaeyama-gun Sumo Association you can contact?
Let's ask the organizer of the Ishigaki Island Festival and get in touch with him.
Could you tell me who you are and where you contact?
Yes!
This is Mr. Arakaki.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Um...
Do you remember me?
Yes, I remember you from last year's tournament.
Thank you very much!
Do you remember me?!
Yes, I remember you from last year's tournament.
[Laughter]
I want to win!
Do you have any female experience?
Um...
I think I can get in touch with some of you.
How old are you?
Um...
I think I'm in my early 40s.
You're not even in your 50s.
No.
Could you tell me about your expertise?
We've done it before.
Is there a place you can practice?
Yes, there is.
[Snoring]
I'm so happy!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
This is Okinawa Sumo.
Is this for practice?
Yes, it is.
Thank you!
Again, three companies, three jobs.
Yes, it is.
The winner of the non-discrimination fund.
Yes, I'm Isana Matsuda.
I'm Matsuda.
Mr. Matsuda!
I'm Miyagi, vice president.
Mr. Miyagi.
Thank you.
I'm Mori, chairman.
Chairman!
Yes.
Excuse me, the chairman is the most funky.
The handle is called "osakate".
"osakate"!
This is the basic now.
Yes, yes.
Yes!
Put your shoulder in, wake up your opponent, and then do a move.
That's right!
With this...
Let's do it!
Wow!
What?
Wow!
Amazing!
Well, if you remember this move,
is there a special move that you might be able to do?
No, there isn't.
Can we talk for a second?
It's better to keep it as far back as you can.
And your left foot should be in front of you.
Judo practitioners put their right foot in front of you.
Oh, I see.
If you put your right foot in front of you, you can use two legs.
And if you put your left foot in front of you, you can use only one leg.
Oh, I see.
You lose one step.
There wasn't this basic.
That's right.
Basically, it's better for smaller people to go inside than go outside.
If you go outside, you lose everything.
So it's better for smaller people to go inside.
It's better for smaller people.
Yes, it's better for smaller people.
And you can't raise your legs.
Yes, you can't raise your legs.
I see! It's okay even if you get wet!
That's why...
I'm doing it!
I got it!
Wow!
Detective, I'll try it, too.
Really?
Let's see how it is.
Okay!
Strong! Strong! Strong!
You're doing it! You're doing it!
You did it!
Wow!
You may think I'm staying still, but I'm not! Not at all!
Stretch your opponent more and more!
With this posture, you can do anything!
Put your shoulders in!
Stretch your opponent!
Bend your knees! Bend your knees!
That's it! That's it!
Good! Good!
Good! You know it!
Good job!
Yes!
That's the technique you just did.
Yes, that's it.
That's the technique you just did.
Two female athletes have been disqualified.
Thank you!
One of them is a champion, and her name is Arakaki.
What?
She's my wife.
What?!
She's been champion three times.
Who's the other one?
The other one is the runner-up, Kobayashi-san.
Kobayashi-san.
Yes.
Is she about your height?
Yes, she is.
One hundred and sixty-three.
Oh, not that tall.
Oh!
Both of them are about one hundred and fifty-five.
They both weigh about fifty kilograms.
Miyagi-kun.
Thank you!
Miyagi-san's son.
Yes.
That's right.
He's the runner-up of this year's competition.
He's the runner-up!
In middle school.
Look!
Put your shoulders in!
Pull and hang!
Close!
Put your shoulders in!
Argh!
That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!
Ah! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!
Age doesn't matter now!
I'm glad I came!
Not yet! We're still practicing!
We have Mr. Aragaki's wife and Mr. Kobayashi here with us today!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having us!
Excuse me, but since you're done with your work...
Which one of you will you fight against?
I'll fight against Mr. Kobayashi first...
Why did you choose Mr. Kobayashi?
Because I want to win!
Just a little bit!
Ready?
Yes!
Alright!
Let's do it!
Put your shoulders in! Put your shoulders in!
- Yes! - What?!
Thank you!
You're fast!
Seriously...
What will you do? Will you fight your wife?
I will, I will. I will definitely do it.
I will win.
- No, right now... - That's right, that's right.
Wait a minute. I'll think about it.
Kobayashi-san has been fighting Kobayashi-san for quite a while now.
- Under the same conditions... - Yes, let's do it.
- So you'll fight Kobayashi-san... - Yes.
- And I'll use up my stamina. - And...
- Under the same conditions... - And...
- Is that okay? - Yes.
- Please use up your stamina. - Yes, I understand.
Please make the most of your time.
Do you have a license?
Alright!
Let's do it!
I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
You're fast!
I'm sorry!
What will you do to defeat your wife?
I don't know...
- Have you ever won against your wife? - No, I haven't.
Let's start the first round!
Let's do it!
Put your shoulders in.
Pull and stand up.
- One more time, please. - Which one?
- Mojita doesn't say which one, but... - Just one more time.
- Last chance. - Just one more time? - Yes.
- Are you okay? - It's highly likely.
- Then, Kobayashi-san, one more time, please. - Ah!
- Hey, hey! - Ah! Then, Kobayashi-san!
- Then, let me do it. - Yes, yes.
- After that... - Yes. - Is it okay? - Yes, please.
- Let me do it. - Please.
- Then, I'll do it. Kobayashi-san, please let me do it. - Okay!
- Alright!
- Okay, one... - Ah!
- What?! - What?!
- Okay, now! Okay, next! Okay, next! - Ah!
- Right now! - Ah! - Please!
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! - No way! - Right now!
- Okay! - Right now! At least!
- Hey! - Ah! - Alright!
- Alright! Pass me! Pass me! Red! Red! Red! Alright! Alright!
- Alright!
It took you a lot of time and effort, but how did you like your first victory?
It was the best!
The best!
It was the best!
But it was good, wasn't it?
The Okinawan sumo didn't seem to be moving at all.
It didn't feel like it was moving at all.
It was just a woman who had won three times in a row as a champion.
She had never won against Mr. Kobashi.
When Mr. Kobashi won for the first time, he was the happiest person in the world.
He said, "I did it!"
But that's a different story!
This is a request from a 31-year-old office worker in Omae Prefecture, Tokyo.
Good evening, everyone.
I have a big discovery!
I used to have thin hair, a lot of oil, sticky hair, and hair that looked like it had glue on it.
After I set my hair with hair wax and gel, my hair would start to stand up, but after about five minutes, it would go back to how it looked like it had glue on it.
One day, my wife said, "Does hair wax give you nutrition and energy?"
"It sells so much that you want to buy it," she said.
Huh?
Are we serious about this?
You have to watch it.
I don't think this is it.
Excuse me.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
I'm Knight Scoop.
You're the man who gave me the request.
Yes, I am.
Oh, I see.
Yes, I am.
Oh, I see.
I'm in my best condition. Thank you.
You look like him.
You have thin hair, don't you?
Yes, I do.
How long does it take?
How long does it take after you take a bath?
It takes about two or three hours.
Yes, it does.
You can't wear a hat, can you?
I can't wear a hat.
It's a no-no.
You look like you're family.
Who is this person?
This person is my wife.
Oh, you're his wife.
I'm his wife.
Why are you his wife?
I'm a little embarrassed.
Of course you are.
Yes.
Of course you are.
My father does it, but he doesn't show his face.
He doesn't show his face.
Yes.
Is that how you do it?
Is this how you do it?
Yes, it is.
It's a little prettier than this, though.
But you look like him, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You can think you look like him, can't you?
Yes, I can.
You look embarrassed.
But your father...
He does it.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Oh, it's thin. It's thin, isn't it?
Oh, this is good.
I'll give you some.
You're like me. Just a little touch...
and you look like a burnt flag.
How long...
How long did you wash it?
I washed it at 7 and a half in the morning.
You washed it at 7 in the morning.
The oiliness is amazing.
You don't like the greasy oil, do you?
I don't like it.
There's always something fluffy and painful, right?
Yes, there is.
The oiliness...
It's like "jajaja"
The freshness is important for breastfeeding.
It takes time for the baby to come out.
The freshness is important for breastfeeding.
It's a little late, isn't it?
That's why I say "the freshness is important".
Squeeze it.
While massaging...
I'll dry it right away.
The oiliness is important.
I'll put it in and let it dry.
Don't you wash it with water?
I don't.
There's no point in washing it like that.
Squeeze it and dry it right away.
I'll dry it and...
The oiliness is amazing.
It's good.
I usually put wax on it.
It takes 5 minutes for the oiliness to settle.
Other than that, it's sticky.
It's sticky because of the oil.
After I put the baby milk on it,
it settles.
It lasts for a long time.
People who breastfeed a lot know how hard it is for them.
I know.
It hurts.
It's like "one stone, two birds".
You feed the baby.
You massage the husband.
Do you squeeze it and put it somewhere?
Or do you put it directly on the head?
I put it directly on the head.
From now on, I would like to pull out the breast milk into my head, but I have to take out the breast milk on my head, and someone has to hold it, so I'm holding it like this.
And next to this black panel, my wife will now put breast milk on her head.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Let's go!
Good girl!
Is it leaking?
Yes, it is!
Is it leaking more than usual?
Yes, it is!
Is it leaking?
Yes, it is!
What?
You are putting so much breast milk!
It will be better soon!
It will be better?
Is it leaking?
Yes, it is!
She's eating a lot.
Go back.
She's doing it with her head down.
You can look at it now.
I see. It's like shampoo.
Go back.
Here you go.
Do you want me to swallow it?
Okay.
Do you want me to dry it here?
Yes, please.
I'd like you to use a dryer.
I'll do it.
Isn't it a dryer?
Yes, it is.
Do you always do it like this?
Yes, I do.
It doesn't get sticky, does it?
Wait a minute.
Your hair quality
has changed a little, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
It doesn't look like
oily hair anymore.
Your hair is getting fluffier.
Yes, it is.
If you stand like this,
your hair will stand up,
but it will
stay fluffy.
Does it stay fluffy?
Yes, it does.
You sound like a bully.
You're pulling up your hair a lot.
What?
Takemu-san, is this
silky?
It's silky.
You've changed.
My mother
is like a magical father.
Your hair has become stiff and silky.
It looks like you've removed all the oil.
Do you still look like this?
Yes, I do.
Doesn't it feel like oil is coming out of your hair?
No, it doesn't.
Would you like to try
your usual life?
Yes, I'd like to.
Did you learn this skill
about three months ago?
No, it's been about two weeks.
You discovered it
three months ago.
Let's ask her.
It's a show called Detective Night School, but now it's a little set up, isn't it? Can you move your hair a little? What kind of hair is it?
It's a little Gelgana.
It's Gelgana.
Does it feel like you've put something on it?
Does that mean it's a little set up?
You admitted it, didn't you?
She admitted it.
You admitted it, didn't you?
You can do it, can't you?
I can do it.
It's been about three hours since I came back from outside, but my hairstyle hasn't changed yet.
I'm keeping it.
You're keeping it.
My wife made me a kimchi hot pot.
It's a little spicy, isn't it, ma'am?
It's pretty spicy.
It's pretty spicy, isn't it?
It smells good.
It looks spicy.
What happens when you eat this and sweat?
Even if you sweat, if you have a hairstyle that goes back to peaceful style, it's perfect.
It's perfect.
It smells a little spicy.
It's spicy.
It's hot and spicy.
It's spicy, but it's delicious.
But it smells like someone.
Don't you wear it often?
It's flowing.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it white?
Is it white?
You're bleeding.
Isn't it white?
Is it white?
You're bleeding.
I'm sure you're sweating on your scalp.
I'm sure you're sweating.
I'm sweating a lot.
It's a lot of water.
Your bangs haven't come down.
It hasn't come down.
It's no good, isn't it?
There's no doubt about it. It's a good thing.
It's a good thing.
When I first met you, I thought it was strange.
This is a great thing.
It's really nice to have been breastfeeding.
That's right.
It's really a period of breastfeeding, but for you, it's a reward, isn't it?
It's a reward.
But I haven't shaken it when it's so rough.
If it shakes and dries and becomes like this, I won't make it in time.
I know you, but you're an old man you don't know with your wife.
Are you going to breastfeed me?
I don't know.
Are you ready for this?
I'll leave the rest to my wife.
Yes, please leave it to me.
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
This way, this way, this way.
The other side, the other side.
It's like a crack.
Right?
Yes, it's messed up.
It's spilled here.
It's like it's raining breast milk.
Is it raining breast milk?
It's amazing.
It's thinner than I thought.
It's coming out a lot.
Is it thinner than you think?
It's thin.
Is it thinner than you think?
It's about half.
It's coming out a lot.
Can I touch it?
Go ahead.
Yes, yes, yes.
How is it?
It's coated.
Is it hard?
It's hard.
It's different from the previous one.
It's completely different.
It's getting softer.
How is it?
It's changed.
It's revived.
You see it? Wow!
You feel it standing up, right?
Is it standing up? It is.
You see it's not peeling, right?
Not at all. For real?
No, it's not peeling.
Oh, it's tough.
It's revived.
It's never been this exposed before,
so I'll go back after having some fun in Osaka.
Wow!
That was amazing!
Amazing, isn't it?
This is...
Amazing!
I was reborn!
This is amazing!
I asked Dr. Tanni of Night Scoob's medical school why this happens.
Probably, although cow's milk contains a lot of fat, it doesn't float.
In other words, cow's milk wraps up all the body oil that comes out of the scalp because cow's milk is a liquid that melts easily.
That's interesting!
Cow's milk takes up all of it.
But if I slept in the Shinkansen, would my breast be sucked in?
Cow's milk is...
It's not cow's milk!
Let's move on to the last request for today!
Yes, the last request is from Hirobumi Sasagawa, 29 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Our second-floor fridge on the right side of our house hasn't been opened for a week.
Two years ago, I bought a precious fridge I bought with all my heart for my wedding and tried everything I could to fix it, but it didn't open.
The second-floor fridge on the right side of the house was mainly used by my wife.
Apparently, I think my wife is responsible for it.
Detective, please take care of it!
That's what she said.
Yes, that's why.
"It won't open" and "it won't come off" are already Night Scoob's words, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
In the past...
Night Scoob came up right away.
He came up right away.
Did the second-floor fridge on the right side of the house open?
Let's watch it!
You don't have to explain it.
- Hello! - Hello!
- How are you? - You look so stylish!
You seem to be particular about interior design.
My wife laughed at me.
She said "poooh" and said "it came off".
- Hello! - Hello!
- No, she said "poooh" and laughed.
- Oh, that's it! - That's right.
- It's new, isn't it? - That's right.
I bought it about two years ago.
Where doesn't it open?
- Here? - Yes.
I don't think there's any physical reason for it not to open.
- Can I open it from above? - Yes!
- I'm sorry for opening the first-floor fridge. - Go ahead.
- Can you open it for me? - Yes!
Oh, wow!
It's very neat.
- What's this? - That's pudding.
- What? Are you making pudding at home? - I made it the other day.
- What? Does your husband usually cook? - Yes, he does.
- What about cleaning and washing? - Well...
- Your wife does it? - Yes, she does.
- She's cleaning it up. - She's doing a good job.
- Can I sit here? - Yes.
- It's ice, right? - Yes, it is.
- Can you open the bottom? - Yes.
- It's a freezer. - Oh, it's a freezer.
Can you open the bottom?
- There are quite a lot of things. - That's right.
Let's open the most important one.
What's this?
Can't you open it like this?
- Can you really open it like this? - Yes, you can.
You can't move it like this.
- You can't move it like this? - No, you can't.
- Something is definitely stuck in there. - Yes.
- How long has it been stuck in there? - One or two weeks.
- One or two weeks... You've done a lot of things. - Yes, like moving things from above with a hanger.
- What's that method? - Yes, yes.
- You do like this... - Yes.
- Oh, chocolate is coming out. - Isn't it rough?
- You don't have to do it like that. - No, no, no.
- No, really... What is this? Is it frozen? - It's frozen.
- Why do you put chocolate in a freezer? - It's cooler and longer-lasting and delicious.
- I think you put too many sweets in there. - What?
- No, I think you put too many sweets in there.
- Really? - Yes, yes.
- Hey, ma'am... I know I'm being rude, but you're being rude, aren't you?
- I'm not being rude! - You're definitely being rude!
- When you were sitting there, the camera stopped for a second. - Yes.
- At that moment, I said, "Look, it's Tamori after all."
- You said it when I wasn't next to you.
- That's...
- What are you talking about?
- It's decided that you'll say it.
- You said it when I wasn't there.
- It's fine. You don't have to call me like that.
- That's what celebrities think. "I'm Tamori, too."
- That's not true at all.
- You said it next to me!
- It's been rough for you, hasn't it?
- That's right. There were a lot of things.
- Well...
- I ran out of solar panels.
- I said I'd change them.
- I didn't know how to change them, so I dug them up.
- I pulled them all out of the board.
- No, it's not good from there! It's not good from there!
- What? Are you stupid?
- I've never seen a solar panel before.
- It's glossy inside!
- It's not that obvious.
- Two weeks ago?
- That's right.
- When did you realize it?
- For dinner...
- My husband made dinner...
- I was cooling a cup for that...
- So I was like, "Oh, I'm going to serve that!"
- I was like, "Oh, I'm going to serve that!" - Oh, you were cooling a cup for your husband's dinner, weren't you?
Wow, you should have said more!
Do you somehow know why it turned out like this? Like, what's going on?
- The tumbler probably ended up... - Ending up?
"Ending up" is a funny way of saying it.
You know, there's always something funny about it, and by putting a tumbler on top of it, it ended up like this.
First of all, I want to know what's going on inside.
If you don't see what's inside...
- So, what do you think? It's amazing. - It's amazing, isn't it?
This is a fiberscope. I'm the only fiberscope entertainer in Japan.
It's a double-edged fiberscope. I'm the only female entertainer in Japan.
- Okay, I think I got something in here. Oh, there it is! There it is! There it is!
Okay, what is it? What do you need?
- What's this? It looks like a bag. - Candy?
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's got a little hole in it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why is it frozen?
It's going to overflow!
- Isn't there a tumbler here? - Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
- It's stuck. - Oh, is this a tumbler?
- Oh, there it is! - This is it.
- Oh, it's here. - It's here!
- Fiberscope entertainers are amazing. - They are amazing.
If it's a tumbler like this, it's down like this and it's stuck on top of it.
But if you push the tumbler down even a little bit, it'll open in an instant.
I've prepared something like this.
I'm sure there's a gap for this to go in.
If you can put this in and move things from the back and inside...
I'm going to put this in.
Yes.
Well, please put in the air.
Go, go, go.
It's so hard.
How is it?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Wow.
Enchan, Enchan, Enchan.
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
Wow.
It's big, it's big, it's big.
It's coming out a lot.
This is good.
It's moving, it's moving.
Wow, wow, wow.
It's coming out a lot, it's coming out a lot.
Wow, wow, wow.
Oh, look, look, look.
It's bigger than before, isn't it?
Oh, wait a minute.
You can get a little more of this.
It's coming, it's coming.
It's coming?
It's coming out a lot.
Let's see it come out.
The power of love between the two of you.
Husband and wife, how many times have you been working together?
It's not going in anymore.
What?
You're kidding.
It's in.
It's already...
Yeah.
It's not going in anymore.
You're kidding!
If you pushed it in a little more...
Damn it.
I thought you said it, but...
Let's do the same thing in the refrigerator.
Yeah.
And if you say "ja" to what's inside...
Maybe you can get it out.
Nagashima-san, you're so clever.
Let's do it in the refrigerator.
Let's scatter what's inside.
Change the angle and move it in the refrigerator?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wonder if it's okay.
I'll lift it up.
I'll lift it up. One, two...
- I'll lower it once. - Yes.
Yes, I did it right away.
It's okay, but there's a scratch. It's okay, it's okay.
Then, tilt it diagonally and shake it.
- I'll shake it. - Yes.
One, two...
- It might open now. - Here we go.
One, two...
Yes!
- I don't know. - It's no good.
- It's no good? - It's no good.
I might be able to approach it from this side.
Ah! I said it! It's heavy!
It's moving here! It's really open!
It's moving here!
Look, it's moving here! Look!
Look! Here!
It's moving here!
It's full of it!
What?
It's full of it!
What?
Where did you get it from?
It's terrible!
It's terrible! The fridge is poisoned!
Why?
How can it be?
It's gold.
It's terrible!
What?
He was a cute man.
It's coming.
What?
Oh, you said it!
Is it going well from there?
Yes, it's going well from there.
Who did you want as detectives?
Except for Mr. Tamura.
Hey!
I'm tired of you!
I hate you!
This year's "tiger" is "kirin ga kuru" (giraffe is coming)
So, how was it today?
Today's three topics are...
solving night school-like stories,
and training.
I don't think like a stupid old woman.
But I'd like to go to an old woman's beauty salon.
No, no.
That's a little weird.
Beauty salon?
I didn't mean that!
Whose old woman is she?
No, no, she's about 90 minutes late.
Let's go together.
You're weird.
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