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Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away.
Weekends are the only secret rooms you leave open for you.
You keep dancing with your blush on.
The only thing I can do in my dream is to kiss you right now.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. It's time for Detective Nightscope.
I, Director, and Detective Nightscope will thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions in today's complicated modern society!
This is the first issue, Masura Saori. In my position as Detective Nightscope,
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches volunteer detectives to pursue the truth. I, Director, and Detective Nightscope will follow the request of all of you who are watching this program, and immediately dispatch a talented detective to pursue the truth!
And today's advisor is, Izuki Hiroushitan!
No, no, I never thought I'd meet Izuki-san in a place like this. What's the point in a place like this? Wow, I didn't expect to meet you in a place like this. What do you mean "in a place like this"?
Congratulations on your appointment as director. Thank you very much.
The first one, uh, how do you say, uh, that. That first, you know, that, you know, that.
Well, that's something I first learned in French. That was, like, you know, like, at first, I remembered it in French.
I'm saying, I want it. You're saying it, but you don't want to say it.
Then, first of all, let's go with the first request!
Yes, the first request is from Yumiko Koyama, 49 years old, who lives in Nara Prefecture. Yes, first of all, we have a request from a 49-year-old woman from Koyama Yumiko-san, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
There are doors in my house that I can't open. Our house has a door to a room that I can't open.
Originally, I gave the room I was using to my only son when he entered junior high school. Originally, my son gave me the room I was using when he went up to middle school.
When I enter a room, I normally turn the doorknob, but when I try to leave the room and turn the doorknob, the door won't open. When you enter the room, you can normally turn the knob and enter, but even if you try to leave the room and turn the knob again, the door won't open.
My son must have gotten the hang of it, and he just opens the door and leaves the room as if nothing is wrong, but no matter how many times I try, the door won't open. My son may have grasped the trick, and normally opens the door and leaves the room in no time, but no matter how many times I do it, the door doesn't open.
My son told me, ``That's really disgusting,'' and he seemed to hate the way he looked at me, as if he was mocking me. My son told me that I really look like a donk, and that I also have a very hateful expression like a joker.
Can you do me a favor, so that I can open the door for you, mother?
Yes, that's what we want you to do.
It's strange that you can easily open the door for your son, but you can't for your mother, isn't it?
Well, we want you to do us a favor, so that we can open the door for you, Nobu.
What are you laughing about?
No, it's not like we can't do this for you, either.
No, it's important! It's important, you know!
Well, let's see what Nobu can do for you, and whether you can open the door for your mother or not!
Here you go.
I've come all the way to Nara Prefecture.
Here?
It's so small, the ping-pong table!
It's so small!
The door is so small!
It's not opening...
Is it ringing?
Wait a minute!
It's falling!
Can you not open the door, mother?
Wait a minute!
Isn't the ping-pong table so small?
What did you say?
Isn't the ping-pong table so small?
Look at the balance!
Isn't it so small?
It's like a pimple!
I've never thought of it like that!
Your son can open the door in one shot, right?
Why can only you, mother, open the door?
Other families can't either.
Only your son can't open the door?
Yes.
It's here.
You can open it from the outside.
This?
Yes, it's this.
You can open it, can't you?
You can open it from the outside.
Let's go inside.
It's easy to open, isn't it?
Let's go inside and open it.
You can open it from the outside.
From the outside?
Please open it.
It's impossible.
What?
Can you really open it?
Yes, I can.
What?
It's impossible.
But it's broken.
Can you really open it?
I can open it normally.
With one shot?
With one shot.
Go ahead.
It's impossible.
You can't open it, can you?
I can't open it.
I can't bite it anymore.
That's right.
What if you lock me up?
Can you open it from here?
Can you?
Can you open it from here?
It's impossible.
I see.
I can open it normally.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, everyone.
You know it, don't you?
I can bite it.
You know it, don't you?
Probably.
But it doesn't bite here, so it can't open.
It won't open, even if you push it in.
It will open. It will open. It usually opens.
I can't think of it.
No, it will open.
Because it's weird for a ping pong ball like this to have such a width.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, it opened.
Let's push it in.
What are you doing?
You're doubting me.
Can you open this in one shot?
Yes, I can.
You have to do it.
Can I?
Yes.
Open it. Open it.
Open it.
You're kidding me!
Where is it?
Hey!
Open it!
Hey!
Son!
Why are you going somewhere?
You usually go somewhere.
Why are you lying down?
Son!
Why are you going downstairs?
Open it!
Why are you going downstairs?
Did it come out?
Yes, it did.
Is it in the company's window?
Do it one more time.
I really don't know.
You haven't heard of it?
No, I haven't.
You haven't heard of it?
No.
Son! Son! Teach me how to do it!
Son!
He went downstairs again.
But why does he go downstairs?
Why do you teach your mother?
No, I always teach her.
What?!
Every day.
Maybe you're telling me to say it, but I think it's appropriate.
It's like this and like that.
It's drooping like this.
You have to lift it up first.
It's crazy.
While lifting it up...
If you have a center of gravity like this, you can open it if you apply it with this center of gravity.
Can you show me?
Change it.
It's not opening.
It's opening.
It's not opening.
It's opening.
Why do you open it everywhere?
What is it?!
Why do you open it like that?!
I think it's open.
You raised it wrong.
That's right.
I made a mistake.
What was that?
That's right.
It's open.
That's right.
You thought it was open, didn't you?
You thought it was open!
That's right!
It's frustrating, isn't it?
I know. It's frustrating.
Lift it up...
While applying the center of gravity...
Center of gravity on the right diagonal...
Change it!
That's right!
It's not opening.
Why do you open it everywhere?
What is it?!
Can you lift it up continuously?
Lift it up and close it up.
Lift it up and close it up!
Let's take a close look at it.
While lifting it up...
Let's focus on this side.
Eeeeeeeh?!
Oh, it's opened!
Oh, it feels so good!
Wow!
Oh, it feels so good!
One more time, one more time.
It feels so good!
Wow!
Oh, it's open!
Be conscious of going up.
Be conscious of going to the right.
Great!
Wow! Is it perfect?
Great!
Go up...
And?
Turn it while turning it to the right.
Okay, I'll turn it.
Huh? But it's not working.
Huh? To the right, right?
It stinks.
This...
Turn it to the left.
Go up first.
Go up...
Is it easier to do it to the right?
Here?
Yes, yes.
Turn it more.
Oh! It's working!
Oh, it's to the right!
Is it working?
It's working.
It's not working.
If it's working, it'll open.
Okay.
Even if you ask me, "Is it working?"
It's not working.
It's scary, right?
Did you see it?
No, I didn't see it.
Like this...
Yes.
First, put strength on this side.
Go up first.
Yes, yes.
As it is...
While turning it while turning it to the side of this arrow...
Yes.
Turn it like this.
Yes.
Like this...
Oh!
Look!
Wow!
Go up from here.
Like this?
Like this!
One, one, one...
Two!
Three!
It's like a mom's clock!
Four!
Five! Five o'clock! Five o'clock! Five o'clock!
Five o'clock!
This is it! This is it!
I don't know!
Don't panic. Don't panic.
I don't know!
She's panicking.
Try it, Komaki.
Huh?
She's making a move. She's making a move.
She's making a move.
No, look at this.
I'm really going to grab this.
I can do it.
It's going to be sudden.
Oh, she's gone.
- She's making a move. - She's making a move.
Let's go in again.
Go in.
Turn right.
Go in here.
- Look, she's gone. - She's gone.
Don't do it yet. Remember this feeling.
Remember it and do it slowly and calmly.
You can't use this part.
Use this part.
And it doesn't make a "gang" sound like before,
so you have to turn around at the end.
- She's gone! - She's gone!
She's gone!
- Four! - Four! Four! Four! Four!
Good! Good!
Five!
Six! Good!
Seven! Good!
Eight! Good!
Nine!
Ten! Ten! Ten!
Ten! Last!
Amazing!
- Mom, ten times in a row! - Amazing!
- What was that? - Look!
- She's gone! - She's gone!
- Open it! - Open it!
Open it!
I can't take it anymore!
It's always like this!
I can't take it anymore!
- Was she ever able to master it? - She was able to master it.
- Even now, she and I don't know anything about it. - Really?
- That's right. - Completely.
- She probably hasn't opened the door of laughter yet. - Hey!
- She's gone! - She's gone!
- What? - Who pushed that button?
- Now, let's move on to your request. - Yes.
The next request is from Akiyo Nozawa, 30 years old and a violinist who lives in Lara County.
Please grant me my dream since I was a child.
That dream is to play a song expressing the sound of dore mi fa sol la si do with the sound of fart.
I have been learning the violin before I got interested in it and have a sense of absolute pitch.
Therefore, I can distinguish the pitch of various sounds in everyday life.
Of course, my own fart sound is no exception.
I've been thinking about playing a song with my fart since I was a kid.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I would like you to collaborate your own violin with your own fart.
Does this make sense?
It's a dream.
It's my dream. I'm a professional violinist.
Basically, I love fart.
Once, 11 years ago, Tam Ken said it.
At that time, I wanted to do the opening theme of "Heart Slam" with my own fart.
But this time, I'm a violinist, so I want to do this collaboration.
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
Now, have you been able to collaborate your own fart with your violin?
Please have a look.
The requested professional violinist, Mr. Nozawa, thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm a violinist.
How long have you been playing the violin?
I've been playing the violin for about 26 years.
How long have you been playing the violin?
I've been playing the violin since I was four years old.
Wow!
That means you must have played the violin since you were a kid, right?
That's right. I've been playing the violin since I was a kid.
So, what's the request for this time?
I want to make music by collecting fart sounds.
It's not something you do in public, but it's a sound that anyone can make, like whistling and singing.
Oh, I see. It's a sound that anyone can make.
It's not a familiar life sound, but it's a sound that anyone can make into one music.
I see.
Since I'm a violinist, I thought it would be a good idea to do a collaboration between a violin and a fart.
It's the world's first collaboration, isn't it?
I don't know if it's possible.
If you say a song is a violin, it's a passionate song.
I'm sorry, but I have an image of "pu-pu-pu-pu- pu".
Oh, that's what you mean.
"pu-pu-pu-pu-pu".
Oh, I know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll give you the necessary sounds.
Oh!
There are 12 of them.
12!
12 fart sounds!
That's a lot of money.
That's right. It's a lot of money.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm about to fart.
(fart)
It's like a low fart.
(laugh)
I'm sorry, but isn't there a low fart?
Is this it?
Maybe.
I got this fart!
(laugh)
For now, let's go get some sound!
Now, in order to remove the smell of fart, we are preparing food that is easy to fart.
You're learning, aren't you?
Yes, teacher.
That's right.
What is the easiest situation for you to fart?
Well, I think...
Wait a minute.
Here it comes!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
How is it?
It's a little low.
It's about the lower range.
Lower range...
This range?
This range.
You don't want it, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't want it, do you?
No, I don't.
What a waste!
Just now...
No, I think it was "rah" just now.
I knew it!
"Rah"!
Wait a minute, here it comes!
It's a little low.
Seriously?
It's not low.
It's low.
Am I not coming up with anything but "rah"?
It's not low.
As for "night scoop",
I'm often asked to "dirty up".
I'm trying to collect something for now.
Mr. Fukuyo, please!
Fukuyo-san, please!
Yes, thank you.
I will introduce what you asked for.
After muscle training, you will have a lot of fart.
You will make a lot of sounds, so I think it's a waste to leave it as it is.
It will come out immediately after muscle training.
It comes out a lot.
Oh, wonderful.
The next is a scout of a tractor.
Thank you.
I'm Yoshifuku Gokusai. Thank you.
I will introduce what you asked for.
My husband is quite a tractor.
Please come and see it once.
It smelled a lot yesterday.
Is it that much of a tractor?
It comes out a lot before going to bed.
When a lot of tractor members come together like this, you can relax and raise your competitive consciousness.
It will come out.
It's easy to relax.
Could you give me one shot?
Did you do it?
I will do it.
It's good, isn't it?
It was expensive, wasn't it?
How about it?
Oh, wonderful.
Is it true?
What do you think of it?
Is it okay?
It's good, isn't it?
Is it okay?
I will do it.
Was it good now?
It's a man's circle.
It's good.
It's in the zone.
It's weird just watching people pick up. I want to pick up, too, but that's what happens.
OK.
I'll go.
Oh, my face.
What was that sound?
I think it's tomorrow's fan.
Oh, no.
It didn't work. Sorry.
Let me go first and then...
OK, I'll let you go.
OK.
OK, I'll go first and then...
Four more.
It's all up there.
That's right.
It's difficult.
It's high.
Mr. Yoshiguchi, you're under pressure, aren't you?
I'm under a lot of pressure.
Right?
Oh, no.
It stopped.
I want it to go up.
Yeah.
It's out!
Good evening.
It's out!
Good evening!
You are the ace of the plane that Nightscoop offers you.
Okay.
Is it okay?
Yes.
How is it? How is the sound range and height?
Basically, it's very high.
What?
Can I play a song?
Please play a song.
Anytime.
Please.
Yes.
Wow.
It started suddenly.
It's noisy.
Wow.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
Yes, please.
I'll do my best.
Can you do a C flat?
I can.
Wow.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
One more song.
Someone say a thank you.
It's frustrating, isn't it?
It's frustrating.
Really.
Thank you for saying it to me.
Not at all.
It's amazing.
Wow.
It's amazing.
How do you play it?
You're right.
I'm good at it.
Wait a minute.
Can you breathe lightly?
Can you hear me?
A little.
Can you hear me now?
Yes, I can.
I can hear you.
You should wait for it to boil.
Is it boiling now?
Yes, it is.
If you wait for it to boil, it will make a noise.
That's fine.
Please wait for it to boil.
It's coming out.
I don't think that was a human.
Mr. Akao, is it not coming out?
It's not coming out!
Mr. Adachi.
Yes?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
What do you guys think?
It's okay.
I see.
It's okay.
Wait for it.
It's an "a".
Yes!
We got it!
We got it all!
What is it?
It's "Passionate Continent".
"Passionate Continent"!?
It's a collaboration between an opera and a violin.
Collaboration!?
Is it a success!?
It's a success!
Really!?
I've never seen anything like it.
I could see your passion, but I couldn't see your continent.
I could see it up to there.
I could smell it.
I could see your passion, but...
What is the last request for today?
The last request is from a 33-year-old company employee who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
I have a favor to ask you about my daughter.
Sakura, who is six years old, hates the sound of boiling water coming out of the kettle.
When I hear the kettle whistle, I cry out.
I'm afraid of Sakura, so I have to go back to the kitchen before the kettle whistles.
Even when I'm busy, I have a kettle so I can do other things, but this doesn't mean anything.
Please do something about your daughter's fear of kettles.
Please make an environment for your wife to go to the kitchen after she hears the kettle whistle.
Thank you for your request.
Yes, when the kettle boils water, you can hear the kettle whistle.
There are places where you use it and places where you don't use it.
You've been using it for a long time, haven't you?
It's a little similar to what you said about my urine earlier.
Please forget about that whistle.
The sound of this kettle is beautiful because you can hear it whistle.
Now, let's see if Sakura can overcome the kettle whistle.
When do you start getting scared of it?
Around the beginning of summer.
Do you get that scared of it recently?
I'm really scared of it.
The moment I heard it, I panicked.
I'm back.
Hello.
How many of you are here?
Three of us.
Who is Sakura-chan?
It's me.
Sakura-chan, is this your sister and brother?
Did you get along last year?
You got along.
I see.
I see, I see.
Well, well, well.
It's a common thing.
Sakura-chan, do you know this person?
Who? Who is this person?
Takeyama.
Takeyama?
What do you want to do?
Let's play with toys.
Play with toys?
Then let's play with toys.
What is that? A cake?
You play with that all the time, don't you?
You're good at it.
It's weird.
What's weird about it?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Do you want me to stop you? Do you want me to stop you?
What's wrong, Sakura-chan?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Were you scared?
Is it like that?
Well, but...
He's usually more...
He's usually more amazing, but...
I got used to it.
Yes.
When you're alone with your family...
Yes, that's right.
What's wrong?
It's an old movie, but...
It's "Exorcist", isn't it?
Isn't there another scary one?
Just before that, my brother exploded.
Yes, yes, yes.
Without moving.
Don't you want to be not so scary?
You want to be?
No, no, no.
Why do you think you don't like it?
Because it will explode.
What?
It will explode.
You think it will explode?
Is it scary?
Has it ever exploded before?
No?
Because it stops immediately.
Because it stops immediately?
But I think it's made not to explode.
Let's do our best for 10 seconds first.
Do you want to do your best?
I see.
Let's do our best for 5 seconds.
Can you do your best?
I will do my best.
Let's do it.
Not now, not now.
It's okay.
It's okay because you can't do it now.
Is 1 second okay?
Let's do our best for 1 second.
Let's do it.
Okay, okay.
You did it.
You did your best.
How was it?
Was it scary?
It wasn't scary, was it?
Do you want to stretch it a little more?
Do you want to do your best for 3 seconds?
Wow!
Was it scary?
It wasn't scary, was it?
It's getting less scary little by little.
Do you want to do it a little more?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Didn't you get better in ten seconds?
Weren't you scared for ten seconds?
Weren't you scared?
Huh? Why weren't you scared?
I want to go to the toilet.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think you're used to it now.
I think I can do it now.
I'm sorry.
If you suddenly get used to it while you're having a normal time, how much will it affect you?
Now we're all going to do Daifugo.
Yay!
Everyone seems to like Daifugo.
Let's go!
I'm thirteen.
Dad's thirteen.
Who's next?
I'm thirteen.
It's okay. There's a staff. It's okay.
I want to go to the toilet.
You like it, don't you?
I want to go to the toilet.
We were still scared at night.
It looked like it was going to explode.
That's why we didn't like it.
I see.
I think it's going to explode.
You think it's going to explode?
We didn't like it because we were scared of it.
I've been thinking about it, and I'm going to do my best, but I'm thinking of blowing up the nightstand.
Rather, I'll put the nightstand down and the surroundings will explode.
The surroundings will explode, but the nightstand won't explode.
I'm just blowing up the surroundings on purpose.
Look, the nightstand is fine at all.
The nightstand is so strong, it won't explode.
If I show you, you might think it's safe.
Hey, Sakura-chan, the nightstand says it's going to explode, so I'm going to blow it up now.
I'm going to blow it up.
Look over there, there's the same type of nightstand over there.
Is the nightstand really going to explode?
I'll check it out.
Watch me.
Look, look, look!
Look!
Wow!
It hurts, it hurts!
Look!
Look, Sakura-chan, Sakura-chan!
It exploded, but it didn't explode!
Look!
It exploded, but it didn't explode!
It's really strong!
It's really strong, right? Look!
Try touching it! Hold out your hand and look!
Look!
Is it broken?
It didn't explode.
That's why it doesn't explode even at home!
Again?
Does the nightstand explode or doesn't it explode?
It explodes.
It doesn't explode, right?
It's safe, right?
Look, it's safe, it's safe!
Alright, let's try blowing it up!
No.
Why?
I don't like the sound.
You don't like the sound?
No!
It didn't go well, did it?
Let's see...
But she has a strong will to lose, so I think it's frustrating.
Do you have that feeling?
I do, I do, I think I do.
But if you make it look like you're fighting and make yourself look like you're losing,
you might be able to win on your own.
That's a possibility, too.
Segura-chan, you know you won't explode, right?
But you're scared of the explosion, right?
It's frustrating.
Let's fight that man.
Let's fight and win.
It's frustrating to keep losing, right?
I want to win.
I want to win against Yakan.
You want to win against Yakan?
I'm going to win.
Everyone is going to win.
Let's Go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Keep going, keep going!
Don't give up!
You can do it!
You did your best!
You fought all the time!
How was it, Sakura?
I won!
You won!
I won!
I've never heard such a loud voice!
You fought a lot!
You can do it!
Can you do it a little?
I can do it in 20 seconds.
20 seconds?
You can do it!
This is a thorough rescue, isn't it?
Well, but he said he won.
I have nothing to do.
And when the fireplace exploded outside, your mother's mood went up.
When I went there, my parents were the happiest.
Well, well.
Thank you very much.
And this is a message from Ichiki Hiroshi Komon.
Yes.
Well, from January 9th of next year, my performance will be held at Sheen Kabukiza in Osaka.
Fumi Sakamoto will also be there as a special guest.
There will be a play called "Kusukake Tokijiro" and two voices.
Please come and see us at Sheen Kabukiza.
We look forward to seeing you there.
Well, well, Komon, how was it today?
Well, it's my first time being on this show, and I felt again that this show is not unique to this show.
That's right.
Yes, especially your fart.
Yes.
It was strong, wasn't it?
Well, it's still good because it doesn't smell.
The recording site is hell.
That's right.
Well, all of Adachi-kun's fart smells.
It's really strong.
All of it smells.
Well, Hamada-san's fart smells too.
It's really strong.
The smell and the amount of it.
The amount of it?
They call it "OPM 4.5".
What are you talking about?
It's really bad.
It's really bad, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What should we do?
Well, this show is brought to you by your request.
For those of you who have accepted our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
Also, for those of you who have come to our studio to play, we will give you a clear file with a special program.
Well, let's meet again next week!
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
An excellent detective will immediately find out the truth of the mystery.
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It's a black cotton swab. It looks ugly. It's easy to see, isn't it?