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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
I'll catch you and kiss you, saying this is the only time I'll fall in love with you
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Strip everything around the bed
Thank you very much.
Do you like TV programs?
Yes, I love them.
I'm glad you like them.
I hope you enjoy today's program.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the first request for today.
Yes.
The first request is from Ms. Ayaka Ochi, 19 years old, living in Hyogo Prefecture.
She is a college student.
When I was in middle school, I used to think about how I could become transparent.
At that time, I found only one way to become a powerful transparent human being.
Detective, could you help me become a transparent human being?
That's the request.
I also wanted to become a transparent human being when I was a child.
That's right.
Transparent human beings, which all human beings have longed for,
will be realized immediately after we enter a new era of peace and tranquility, right?
Wow!
Let's watch a video of Ms. Ochi's request.
Have you become a transparent human being?
Please watch it!
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- There is a way for us to become transparent human beings. - Yes.
- It's a dream of the most transparent human beings that humans haven't achieved yet. - Yes.
- I found it. - Are you confident in yourself, Ms. Ochi?
- Yes, I'll definitely become one. - Will you? - Yes. - What is it about?
- If you use this and write it in orange and layer it with a red sheet... - Yes.
- ...the letters will disappear. - Yes.
- You can hide the points you want to remember and memorize them. - Yes.
- It's something you can do for a test study. - Yes.
- Write the answer in this orange. - Yes.
- Can you write your name here? - Yes.
- With this orange pen... - Huh?
- I want you to write it all in hiragana. I want you to write it very small.
- This... - Yes.
- It disappears. - It disappears. It disappears!
- Did it disappear like this? - That's right. - I can't see it at all!
- It's still there, Ms. Ochi! It's still here!
- But... - It disappears beautifully!
- If I hide all of this in orange and layer it with a red sheet... - Yes.
- ...I found out that it can become transparent. - That's right.
- You might be a genius. - That's right.
- This. - Thank you.
- I think the scientists of the world are shaking right now.
- Just... Did you have that idea?!
- This is amazing!
- So... This is human, right? - Yes, it's human.
- With this, what happens to your skin? - Yes.
- Would you like to try writing it once?
- Yes. - Yes.
- I wrote it. - Yes.
- If this disappears, it's a little... - Yes.
- It's a terrible thing, isn't it? - Yes.
- Here we go! - Yes.
- Wow! Look! How is it? - It's gone.
- It's gone, isn't it? - Yes.
- Hey! Look! - Yes.
- Hey! - Hahaha!
- I've already won! What should I do? - Hahaha!
- It's amazing! - Hahaha!
- I'll apply it all over and blow it. - Yes.
- Let's get started! - Yes.
- I've got to try it anyway. - Yes. - Should I start with your face? - Yes.
- How many times does it take!?! - Hahaha! - Hey! - Hahaha!
- Isn't it more efficient?
- It's a little...wow! - Oh!
- It would be fantastic if it vanished! - Oh!
- That's great! - Wow!
- Let's see if it will vanish! Magic!
- Oh! - Hahaha!
- It vanished! - Hahaha!
- Awesome! - Hahahaha!
This is good!
Uncle, how is it?
This is good.
Can you see it?
Yes, I can't see it.
You can't see it, can you?
You can do it, can't you?
I'll do it more and more.
Yes.
It's the same.
In the end, it's orange all of a sudden all day long.
Yes.
It's transparent all of a sudden.
Isn't there anything you can do?
There is an orange doran.
Yes, doran.
Kabuki actors apply it.
Doran can be liquid-like, so I think it will be very easy to apply.
All right, then I'll be a doran.
Then I'll change clothes once.
I'm in a good mood, so I can't.
Uncle, how is it?
I didn't know you were such a bad person.
I wear full-body tights and apply it like this.
That means you wear full-body tights and apply it all over your body.
Please prepare full-body tights and orange liquid for applying it all over your body.
Now, we have prepared it.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Good for you, young man.
You are very cute.
Moreover, you are wearing three tights so that you don't look sluggish and dark.
You are wearing three tights and wearing full-body tights.
Yes.
It's perfect, isn't it?
Yes.
It may be difficult for you to talk a little, but your jaw is like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine.
Are you all right?
Yes.
You will be transparent human for many years.
Yes.
Shall we start now?
Let's do it.
You are cute, young man.
Here you are.
How do you like it?
Here you are.
Great.
We have prepared it very well.
If you apply it here, you will be orange human.
It means you are transparent human.
Yes.
Young man, please enter the orange pool.
Do you feel like rolling?
Can I?
Yes.
How do you like it?
Great.
Shall we roll?
Can I?
Yes.
How do you like it?
It's great.
Great.
Great video.
Great.
Shall we go there?
Shall we turn around?
Can we go there?
Shall we make it transparent?
Let's do it.
Are you all right, young man?
Are you all right?
Young man, you look gross.
You are 100 percent orange human.
You have a lot of blood.
Are you all right, young man?
Are you all right? Can you talk?
Your head is still white.
That's right. That's good.
A little more. Let's go this way.
To the side. That's right.
Are you all right, young man?
Tell me you had a hard time.
Are you all right, young man?
How are you, young man?
I'm fine.
Can you see in front of you?
You can't see anything, can you?
Let's go.
This way.
Here it is.
Can you do it? That's right.
I'm cold.
What?
I'm cold. Let's do it together.
In orange?
All right, let's do it.
Thank you for waiting.
Where are you?
I can't see you.
Why am I like this?
I'll go in, too.
Sir? Sir?
Sir, you're here, aren't you?
Sir? Sir, you're here, aren't you?
If you're not here, I'm done.
I can't see you.
Here it is.
I'm going in.
Sir! Sir! Sir! It hurts!
Sir!
Help me, sir!
I'm cold. I'm cold.
I'm cold.
Did you fall?
Did you fall? What are you doing?
I can't breathe.
Occhi!
Yes?
I just had an air hole made.
Yes.
Yes!
I'll do it!
Occhi!
Yes!
Occhi!
Yes!
Finally!
With that red sheet!
Yes!
Shall we take a look?
Yes!
Yes, I'll do it.
Yes!
Please!
What?
It's working.
What?!
It's working!
Wow!
Shall we do it again?
Yes.
I'll do it.
Occhi!
What?!
Your eyes and mouth are reflected.
Oh!
Which one?!
Your eyes and mouth.
Oh, I see!
Wow!
What?!
Are you watching me?!
Occhi?!
What's going on?!
It's disappearing!
What?!
Your eyes and mouth are reflected.
Which one?!
Your eyes and mouth.
Oh, I see!
Yes, the coffee here is delicious!
Hey! I chose my favorite pants!
It's not a big pants!
What is this woman!
What are you doing, you rotten boy!
These days, women disappear quickly!
I'm going to disappear, too!
I see!
What did you think of it?
I just saw it for the first time.
It's not bad at all.
I couldn't see it at all at the scene.
That's right.
It was really bad.
But it's really going to disappear.
If you see it in the future,
I think it will be full of orange in the city.
And I think it's red.
The couple saw it.
Let's move on to the next request.
This request is from the wife of Kumiko Tsunoda, 30 years old,
who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I have a 11-month-old son.
He may be a parent idiot,
but he is a very easy-to-raise child and very helpful.
However, there is one problem.
When I feed him,
I can't say 'ahhh'.
Even if I'm in a good mood,
even if I'm in a good mood,
once I say 'ahhh',
suddenly, I make my face look scary,
and I'm in a big hurry.
I don't know what I don't like at all.
Since last year, I'm starting to work part-time little by little,
so I want to do it as soon as possible.
I'm in trouble.
I can't say 'ahh'.
You all do it when raising a child, right?
Yes, we do it.
How about you, Yuki Gomon?
I used to do "boohoo"
"Boohoo"?
I learned it recently.
I used to say "boohoo" with an airplane and put it in my mouth after smiling.
I see.
If you learn that technique a little earlier...
I'm doing it a little late, but I can't do it.
And she's only 11 months old, so she doesn't know why she's crying or if she can fix it or not.
Please watch the video.
Okay.
- Wataru-kun. - Hello!
She's a really nice person, and she's grown up so fast, so she doesn't cry or do anything at all.
- She's not shy at all. - At first glance, you can't tell that she's crying or anything like that.
- She cries in an instant. - Wow.
When did you find out about it?
There was a period of time when we couldn't talk when we started working part-time jobs.
At that time, we would open our mouths and say things like you usually do, right?
- If you say that... - Wow.
Even if you say that, you can't eat.
When you're hungry, you can eat.
But in the future, when you have something you don't like coming out of you and it gets bigger, you have to open your mouth properly.
- I see. - If you don't do that, it'll be difficult for you.
- I see. - That's what I think.
When you make her eat, you have to work hard.
Wow, you're so different.
Do you really cry?
Shall we eat a little?
- Let's eat. - The food is here.
Can you pick it up?
Can you pick it up? Say "ah".
"Ah".
Say "ah".
Open your mouth.
Say "ah".
Open your mouth. I'm sorry.
She's crying.
Why?
You're my favorite potato.
You were in such a good mood.
She's laughing.
I'm happy for you.
She's laughing.
You can do it now.
Stand up.
Say "ah".
"Ah".
Can anyone do it?
Yes.
Can I do it?
I don't think you can.
"Ah".
Why?
I don't know.
You don't know.
Do you cry just by "ah"?
No.
Actually...
I cry with "boo" and "bee".
Do you cry with other sounds?
I do.
Can you say it now?
I'll say it now.
"Boo".
What?
"Boo".
Can you say it with other sounds?
I think I cry with other sounds.
You don't cry with any sounds.
That's right.
As far as I know, I don't cry with any sounds.
I see.
"Ah".
Are you crying?
Please come in.
Hello.
Thank you very much.
(Laughter)
How are you feeling today?
I'm always fine.
I'm worried about my baby.
(Laughter)
Are you okay?
It may be dangerous.
It's not like crying, but it's like flying.
(Laughter)
I'll give you the strongest news you can give me now.
Will you really cry?
(Crying)
I'm sorry. I can't do it at all.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry. I can't do it at all.
It stinks!
(Laughter)
It stinks!
(Laughter)
It stinks!
(Laughter)
It stinks!
It's the worst!
(Laughter)
It's funny.
It stinks!
Hey, open the window!
It stinks!
(Laughter)
I love you crying.
(Laughter)
It stinks!
(Laughter)
Does it stink and make you laugh?
I found a new one.
Doesn't it make you cry if you poop with Aan?
I don't know about pooping.
It stinks, but what about Aan?
Here we go.
Okay.
(Laughter)
Wow!
(Laughter)
It stinks!
Wow!
I can't say it now.
Do you know?
It's true!
If you just smell and laugh, I'm really meaningless.
I see.
But it's amazing just to burn your hands.
It's not "amenma", it's "amenma"!
I remembered!
"amenma"!
I remembered "amenma"!
"amenma"!
I remembered "amenma"!
"amenma"!
But you didn't say it, did you?
I didn't say it, I didn't say it.
Wow!
The first word I said was "amenma"!
Do you know it?
I can't say it.
What?
The kid who couldn't say it until now said "amenma" after listening to "amenma" for ten minutes.
I'm sure there's something perfect about it.
It has a mysterious power.
I can't say it.
Hello!
Thank you!
You're a baby now, Mr. Naratani!
Hello!
What do you think about it?
Do you think it'll get better?
Do you think it'll be difficult?
Well, it's October now, isn't it?
Yes.
It's just the right time for it to develop.
I think people around us can change by creating an atmosphere.
I see.
Let's create a fun atmosphere and say "amenma" is a fun thing.
Shall we try it?
Yes.
What is this?
You play a baby.
Am I going to be a baby?
Yes, you are.
You say "ah ah" and you get compliments.
Then you say "ah, it's good to be a baby".
Let me show you.
Would you like me to show you a little bit of it?
It's delicious!
Yes, I'll eat it.
Ah!
It's delicious!
Ah!
Do you want me to eat it?
Yes, I do.
Do you want me to cross it?
Hey, Mr. Potato.
Say "ah" and say "ah".
Ah, I crossed it!
Yes, you're good at it!
Ah, I didn't like it.
You didn't like it.
You have a deep meaning.
Oh, my.
You were so sleepy.
How was the farting sound just now?
It was better than I expected.
The sound itself wasn't good.
Maybe it's the volume.
The low...
The low "ah" sound.
The high sound was bad.
Okay, here we go.
One, two...
Oh, my.
Well, what should we do about this?
It's very difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Then, let's see.
What kind of characters, picture books or TV shows do you like?
Oh, I like Nontan's picture book.
Oh, you like Nontan.
You like Nontan.
This is it.
Look.
It's written.
Everyone, call me your favorite Nontan.
Oh, great.
Nontan Nennenko.
Good night.
Bikkuri Hyakkuri Bikkuri Nontan!
Yeah!
Um...
Nenene.
Nanikana Nanikana Tututu!
Um...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nontan Nontan I-I-Iyo!
He-he-he-he.
Oh, that's funny!
Nemunemunemu.
Nontan Nemunemu.
Um...
Nontan Nennenko.
Good night!
Um...
He's doing his job.
Bikkuri Hyakkuri Hyakkuri Nontan!
Um...
Nenene.
Nontan Nakimushi.
Nakimushi.
Um...
En.
Nontan Nakimushi.
Nakimushi.
Um...
Pu-pu-pun!
Pumpkin pork!
Bu-bu-pun!
Nontantan, nontantan, nontantan
It's getting better.
Maybe.
Nontantan, nontantan, nontantan
Is it ready?
Is it?
Are you going to eat it?
Aaaaah
It's ready!
Wow!
It's ready!
I'm glad!
It's cute!
You all came.
You all spoke English very well.
What do you smell like?
I think it's too much, but I used Nonta's name in the vtr, but if you use it beyond the range of personal use such as kindergarten, you must have permission from the copyright authority.
It's too early to say that.
Hey everyone.
Come on.
It's so crowded.
It's like a concert.
Everyone's just like "kyuu".
We're serious.
We're like "ahh".
We're serious.
It's tough.
Let's have our last request today.
The last request comes from 24-year-old Ami Takano living in Aichi.
Director Nishida and detectives, we enjoy watching you every week.
On March 24th of this year, Andi, a golden retriever from Ai Prefecture...
...was buried in heaven.
It was a 13-year-long nine-month period like a five- member family with parents, a younger brother, and Andi.
In fact, it was exactly at that moment when Andi died in our arms...
...that we gave him a purring and cute last poo.
For our family, even that poo is so dear to us that we can't help it.
We don't think about it and keep it sealed and stored in the freezer.
Sometimes we take it out and look at it and cry.
But we can't leave it frozen forever.
Detective, can you leave Andi's memory forever?
My mother and I would like to wear it as an accessory if possible.
Thank you in advance.
I thought you'd need a handkerchief at first, but I don't think you need it much.
It's a key item.
Well, I'm serious.
I'd like to leave Andi's last poo, though.
I couldn't come this morning for work, so my mother came to pick me up first.
I went with my mother.
Go ahead.
Andi...
What kind of dog was he like?
He was full of emotion and would show up in a funny way.
He would laugh a lot when he was happy.
- Is this you, Ms. Musumi? - Yes.
How cute!
This is Andi from the day we met.
Wow, I can tell you a lot of memories.
- You two grew up together, didn't you? - I did.
- And I have a request for you. - Okay.
- This is Andi's... - Yes.
Poop that he pooped right before he left for a real journey.
- Poop! - I've kept it in the freezer ever since we were in the sky.
- This is a first for Ziplock. - Ziplock.
I put it in the freezer right away.
It did smell a little.
I want to keep it as a memento.
- You want to keep it as a memento. - I want to keep it as a memento.
It could be a necklace...
Earrings or key chains...
I think it would be cute if you could wear it.
You always say "poop, poop".
- Do you have a name for it? - Let me see...
It's not Andi's poop, it's "anti-poop".
- That's nice. - Anti-poop.
- I'll call it "anti-poop". - Okay.
- So, you came to Osaka University of Technology. - Yes.
- You called me, right? - Yes.
- You said you wanted to keep something forever. - Yes.
- And you got information that you might be able to do it. - Yes.
Wow...
- Science... Science club... - Yes.
- Professor Saito... - Yes.
- Oh, Professor Saito. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Maeda from the science club of Detective Night.
- Nice to meet you. - I'd like you to do me a favor today.
- Are you going to use this as a mold? - As a mold?
- As a mold... - That's right.
Well, you might think so, but...
- We can't use it as it is, so we have to get rid of the smell. - That's right.
Do you have anything for me?
You can either dry it cleanly or freeze it.
You can use small ice cubes, right?
- You can evaporate it as it is. - Oh, that's amazing!
In such a clean environment, there are people who have proper facilities for gold and other materials.
- Really? - They can do anything with it.
- Are you from this university? - That's right.
- Oh, I see. - We're drinking buddies.
Oh, we're drinking buddies!
- This facility has been managed so that biological experiments can be conducted properly. - Hello.
- Oh, curry? I should have eaten it earlier.
- If it's curry...
- Nice to meet you. Are you Dr. Tokumoto? - Yes, I'm Dr. Tokumoto.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Tantenaya Scoop.
- I have a favor to ask you. - Hello.
- You don't like it, do you, Scoop? - No, of course not.
- No, you have to do something about it.
- You're going to dry it, right? - Yes, I am.
- It's frozen. - Frozen and dried?
- It's not frozen and dried. - It's like freeze - dried.
- Freeze-dried, right? - That's right.
- He's an expert. - Oh, you're right.
- You're lucky this time.
- We're going to break one big one into different sizes and dry it.
- And we're going to use two different kinds of it. - Two kinds?
- In case of failure. - Oh, I see.
- There's a possibility of failure, but... - Oh, no.
- Failure is just a mess. - Oh, that's a failure?
- We also asked students for help.
- Oh, his name is... - Kamano.
- He's anti-you. - Yes, I'm anti-you.
- I'm counting on you. - Yes.
- How do you feel right now? - I think it's wetter than I thought it would be.
- How many times in your life have you peed yourself? - No, it's my first time.
- I've never seen anyone pee themselves. - I've seen it for the first time.
- How many times has this been done? - Minus 200 times.
Wow!
- This is frozen, too! - Yes, it's frozen inside.
- Wow! - Teacher, what's this?
- I'm going to put it in here now. - Yes.
- I'm going to draw the air in this container and put it in this vacuum. - In the vacuum!
- For about a day or a day and a half. - In this state? - Yes.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, I'm in Iraisha's hometown, Aichi Prefecture's Okazaki station.
Today, my mother and my daughter are working, so I'd like to do a lot of things for them.
Look, everyone! It's been three days since then!
I've successfully delivered my impressions.
Oh, this is it!
These are nails, ladies' nails.
- Oh, hello! - Hello!
Excuse me, I've brought something called a "tanderite stove".
I'd like to use nail technology to reinforce, or rather coat...
I'd like to make accessories out of this material.
Actually...
It's a dog's poop.
I'm sorry that you can't find it in stores like this.
But I'm not joking around.
I'm sorry that you have to buy a dog.
- I'm a cat... - What will you do with the poop you threw away on the day you died?
- I'll save it. - Right?!
I'm happy you understand that feeling!
Then, please!
I did my best.
Oh, it's pierced! The needle!
Oh!
Now...
The gel is on the anti...
Light!
Ah! This light hardens the gel, doesn't it?
It's done!
Ah! Thank you very much!
It makes a sound, look!
Everyone, we have already removed this brush and tools we used today.
Thank you very much!
This anti has become a project!
We would like you to use this anti as an accessory.
Here you are, Art of Jewelry "U"
Please eat it!
Ah! Thank you!
It's in front of Detective Knight's Club, but...
I'm sorry!
No problem!
This is it!
Ken!
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Doesn't it look delicious?
Yes!
What do you want? Earring?
What do you think? Necklace and earring?
How about this earring and this pendant?
Ah! I like it!
Then, let's go with this!
I'm sorry!
I'll do it quickly!
I'm sorry!
I'll be back soon!
Has it been shown for a long time?
Yes, it has been 40 years...
40 years?!
Yes!
That's interesting!
Was there a request like this before?
Yes, there was!
Yes!
I like dogs, so...
Ah! Is that so?!
Yes!
Ah! This is a pendant, isn't it?
Yes! This is a silver pendant!
A silver pendant!
I was wondering if it wouldn't be a landmark just for things...
Ah!
It's a type of pendant, isn't it?
Yes! Yes!
It's like that, isn't it?
It may not be realistic...
No!
Yes! Like this, it's complete!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow! Thank you so much!
I'm sorry!
I'll put it in the case like this.
Oh, is it okay?
Well, I came near the mountain.
I'm a secretary who works for you.
Will you be happy with me?
Oh, hello!
Nice to meet you!
Usume-san?
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
Yes! Nice to meet you!
With the cooperation of so many people,
it's finally completed!
Thank you so much!
Do you know what it is?
Yes!
You just pooped, didn't you?
Yes!
Did you say you want to leave it?
Yes! It's me!
Oh, really? Why is that?
I love this program,
and I thought you would do it if I asked you to leave your poop as a memory in this program.
I see.
Yes!
It's not a program specializing in poop, though.
Well, Usume-san, please open it.
Oh, wow!
Cute!
It's a necklace! Look!
Cute!
You like it, don't you?
It's Andy's anti-poop.
Cute!
Thank you!
Your mom has one, too!
It's matching!
Pairing!
Wow! It's matching!
Really?
Cute!
Cute! Thank you!
Thank you so much!
You're welcome!
I'll go and throw it.
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Oh, cute!
It goes well with today's clothes.
You're wearing it like a poop.
A lot of people helped me to leave this.
Thank you so much! Thank you so much!
I think Andy is happy about it.
I'm really happy.
What did you say to Andy?
Thank you for leaving me happy memories.
I love you, Andy.
We have a minimum distance between us.
I'm happy about it.
You were lucky at the end.
I'm happy about it.
It's a poop, but...
I met Mr. Saito on the way.
He is a teacher of Japanese art.
Japanese art?
Japanese art.
Japanese art?
Japanese art.
It's delicious.
I took this poop to the teacher.
I said, "What you eat is quite important."
I asked my mother what she was eating.
She said, "Meat."
It's a little...
That's all.
We have some news from the community.
On June 1st, at Kobe Art Village Center, I will perform a song for the first time.
Cinematic Live Show - Aito wa Hana no You ni Sodatenakereba Naranai Mono
It's a stage for adults to dress up and come and play.
Please come and play.
It's a challenge.
I have answered three of your requests.
How do you feel about it?
It's the same for babies and dogs.
I have a dog.
I think there are a lot of people who feel that way.
I think so, too.
Do you feel the same way?
If you lose your dog and leave it in your house...
I won't do it.
You won't do it?
I won't do it.
I see.
Everyone has their own thoughts.
This program is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who applied for this program...
We have a detective notebook and an official program book.
For those of you who came to the studio...
We have a program file.
See you next week.
Take care of yourself.
Thank you very much.
Please send your daily questions to the Party Detective Bureau.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop is on the line.
Wow, it's so embarrassing! I was embarrassed!