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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
Catch me
As usual, I said that this was the only time I could cry like crazy.
Today's secretary is Mai Matsuoka, an actress who won the Palme d'Or at the Can film festival.
My name is Mai Matsuoka and I am an apprentice secretary. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Gratche. thank you. thank you. thank you.
Today's advisor is Mr. Hayashi Hiratsu, a stinker in the culinary world who is indispensable to Detective Night Scoop.
thank you very much. It's almost Christmas, and I wonder if I'll be able to think about all sorts of things today. I hope you had fun, and you're not Santa.
Not red, not red.
Well then, let's make your first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Yano Southern, a 21-year-old university student who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture.
yes.
Good evening everyone, I'm a university student living in Fukuoka Prefecture.My name is ``Southern'' with ``yama'' written on the left side, which is a bit unusual.
Hey, Southern-kun, that's a nice name.
Two years ago, I found out on Facebook that there was a person with the exact same last name as me, with ``Yama'' written on the right hand side and the name ``Uzan.''
yeah yeah
That person works as a hairdresser in far away Tokyo.
One day, while I was visiting Tokyo, I went to get my hair cut just for fun.
As we talked about various things, it turned out that Mr. Uzan was my older brother from a different mother.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is an amazing development.
Why is that so?
Until I was nineteen, I thought I was an only child, and then suddenly I had a big brother.
Yeah, that's right.
And then a question arose.
I want to hear the truth directly from my father's mouth, why did his father give him the names ``Uzan'' and ``Southern'' even though they have different mothers, and what was going on at the time? Thank you very much for your cooperation.
Well, Densan-kun.
Yes, who is Densan? They say I'm, uh, Southern, but they mean I'm Tam, yes.
I'm sorry.
No, I don't want to apologize that much.
Um, well, I would say that Sazan-kun has a rather complicated family environment, and since he doesn't live with his father, he has to find out the truth from his father. Because we don't live together, I haven't been able to listen to you for the past two years.
So, your father already knows the story of Sasan-kun and Uzan-kun meeting by chance.
Ah, that's right.
I know that, but since we haven't talked about it since then, I was wondering if you could hear anything from my father about this complicated relationship. please.
Well, I had to wait a long time. That's amazing, really. I'd like to hear more details about what kind of battle it was.
I happened to be searching for my name on Facebook, and under my name I saw an account of a man I didn't know named Yano Uzan, and at that time I was like, ``Huh? Who is this?'' I didn't know the person at all, so I clicked on the account and it said that she was a hairdresser in Tokyo.
Then, the picture on his account was of a good-looking guy, so I thought, oh, he's really cool. Then, six months later, I happened to have a chance to go to Tokyo with a friend, and my hair was a mess, so I went to a hair salon called Yano Uzan, and I thought, ``Oh, that's cool,'' so I made an appointment and went. So, I was treated to something like a normal beauty salon entertainment.
So, I was treated to something like a normal beauty salon entertainment.
No, no.
When we were getting shampooed and talking,
our fathers were actually the same person and siblings with different bellies.
That's surprising!
How did you feel at the time, Mr. Uzan?
I couldn't stop shampooing.
That's really dramatic!
Yes, it is.
We have very similar names, don't we?
Yes, we do.
Where are you from?
I'm from the countryside of Fukuoka.
Where are you from?
I'm from Hyogo Prefecture.
What about your parents?
My stepfather is from Fukuoka Prefecture and my father is from Hyogo Prefecture.
Really?
My father is also from Hyogo Prefecture.
Is that so?
By the way, are you wearing your father's glasses?
Yes, I am.
By the way, what is your father's name?
My father's name is Kirisuke.
What?
Are you the same?
We're the same, aren't we?
We're siblings!
How did you feel at the time?
I was half in panic.
But at that moment, I realized that I was his brother.
That's fast!
I was like, "Let's figure it out somehow."
You shouldn't have made him nervous.
Yes, I shouldn't have made him nervous.
You met him because you had a clue about his name, didn't you?
That's right.
So you had a choice.
If you could choose one, which one would you choose?
I would choose "Uzan".
I like "Sazan" very much, too.
But when I went to karaoke,
they played "Sazan All Stars" without my permission.
It was terrible.
I couldn't stand the excitement of the first song and the feeling of it getting worse and worse.
Originally, I was the first one with my brother.
Then my sister and me.
I was the first one.
You were the first one.
Suddenly, you became brothers.
What about your brothers?
We've never met.
Oh, you haven't met.
Did you talk about it with your brothers?
I talked about it with my sister.
But my brother probably doesn't know about it yet.
What?
Really?
What is your brother like now?
He is very proud of me.
He is my proud brother.
Do you like "Sazan" very much?
Yes, I love it.
He is smart.
I wonder how he grew up.
I haven't felt it yet.
I'm a college student.
I went to a college in Todai.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for both of you.
I'm sorry.
Family structure is complicated.
Let me explain it.
My family is in Fukuoka.
My father is single.
I was the only child.
I lived with my mother.
My father comes and goes suddenly once a year for about a week.
It's similar here, isn't it?
We live together.
My mother and father are divorced.
We don't have a seat here.
Sazan's mother and I have a seat over there.
What?
Why?
Even if you two talk about it, it's confidential, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a strange situation.
Is your father a dangerous person?
I was originally a high school art teacher.
What do you want to do this time?
First of all, I want to know the origin of my name.
How do you feel now?
I want to know more about my father.
I don't know how my father thinks or my family structure at all.
I'd be happy if I could answer properly and have a parent-child relationship.
Anyway, I guess I'll have to ask my father the truth.
I'm nervous.
Is he answering?
Hello?
Hello.
Ayama?
Yeah.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm with Sazan right now.
You're with him?
Yeah, I'm with him.
Where are you?
Osaka.
I thought I'd talk to you, with my father.
What do you want me to talk about?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
We're on a show called "Detective Nightscoop" on Asahi Broadcasting.
To be honest, it's a special environment, isn't it?
Yeah, you're right.
I'd like to ask you two about this complicated family matter.
I'd like you two to talk about it in person.
It's a family matter, so we can't say "yes", can we?
That's right.
It may be difficult, but we're waiting for you to sort it out.
I'll think about it.
Please give me some time.
Yes, I understand.
Thank you for your time.
We've rented a hotel in Hyogo Prefecture and we'd like you to talk to us here.
How do you feel now?
I'm nervous.
I'd like you to come, but I don't feel like you're coming.
It's hard that you didn't come.
- Hello. - Hello.
Thank you for coming.
I'm looking for you and Suzan's father.
- Thank you for coming. - You're welcome.
Why did you come here?
I really want to ask you something.
Should we talk about it?
I thought you might have something in mind.
That's why I'm here.
Thank you.
I'm going to leave for a moment.
Please talk to us alone.
Thank you for coming here tonight.
Thank you.
I want to ask you something.
I want to know where your name comes from.
People call me Yama.
When I was born in a hospital, I was the fifth child.
I had an image of a mountain in me.
And I grew up.
I thought a mountain would be good.
So I decided to use it.
You're a master of art.
Why did you choose Satan?
Because I'm cool and I like it.
So I chose Satan.
You're a master of art.
Didn't you feel reluctant to give a similar name to a different mother's child?
Not at all.
I didn't either.
It's just a social media computer.
I sometimes feel reluctant.
But I didn't think about it at first.
You shouldn't say like that.
Actually, I found out about it when I was 21 and 12 years old.
I wondered what kind of cause it was.
In general, it's a bad name.
But Satan came up with it.
There are various rules of the world and various things, but you can win, but you can't destroy the life you were given.
I concluded, and my mother also concluded, so it's a conclusion for the two of us, so it's a child of love.
Both are like that, but I don't want to reject it.
So I took it in the form of marriage and divorce as a form.
Certainly so.
No, if you're married, is it normal to live together?
I was wondering about that.
I don't know if there is a special reason for it or not.
Satan's emotions are exploding all the time.
Are you angry with your father?
I don't know.
I wanted you to wear a costume.
No, but you're lonely, aren't you?
The existence of a father.
Say it from your mouth.
When I was rebellious, I probably caused a lot of trouble to my mother.
I don't know what my mother thought, but I think it would have changed a little if my father had fallen.
I'm sorry I wasn't there.
But...
I'm sorry, Saza.
Forgive me.
I think I was too nice to both mothers.
Because both mothers are kind, I think they still dealt with me.
To be honest, I think my father was slow towards both mothers and, of course, Muzan and Saza.
To be honest, his feelings were his own.
It's kind of refreshing.
But I'm really happy that we're getting along and making money and getting along with each other.
I'm happy. Thank you, really.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Muzan, how was it today?
I'm glad I was able to hear what my father was thinking.
The past is the past.
I hope my father won't change what he said to my mother today.
I'll try not to worry you two.
I think we're done talking.
I hope you'll make some family time.
He's a great man.
Yes, they're both great and raised well.
Some of you may have noticed,
your father's name is Keisuke, right?
Yes, Keisuke.
And your son is a Sazan, right?
Of course you think of Keisuke Kuwata's Sazan, don't you?
I just wanted to make sure who your fan is.
And it turns out you're a fan of Eguchi Yazawa.
Hey, wait!
Wait!
It had nothing to do with you at all.
Okay, let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Chizuru Nakagawa, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, Chief Detective Nishida.
Good evening.
I had a strong desire to speak English,
so I enrolled my son in an international school when he was two years old.
Thanks to that, my son is a third grade A in kindergarten,
a second grade in elementary school,
and a second grade in fifth grade.
Great! Great!
Thank you.
My son, who is now a first grader in high school,
actually has a song in English that his mother admires and wants to sing it in a cool way.
When I asked her if she could teach me,
she said, "This kind of difficult song is absolutely impossible.
English is related to lower muscles.
No matter how much you practice now, you will never be able to do it."
I'm very frustrated that I forgot to work hard and enroll my son in an international school
and I'm told such a terrible thing.
Detective, please let me sing "Christmas of Mariah Carey's Lovers"
in such a perfect pronunciation that my son will be surprised!
I see.
I'll do my best!
By the way, my English ability is middle school level.
However, I memorized all the lyrics.
Thank you in advance.
Oh, how lucky you are!
I don't know if my mother will be able to sing it,
but Mariah Carey is a monster.
She is very good at singing.
English, right?
So my mother decided to leave it there.
Was she able to sing Mariah Carey's song well and look back at her son?
Let's watch the video.
She wanted to look back at her son, right?
Yes, that's right.
She made fun of him.
What did she say in the first place?
Since you don't have lower muscles anymore,
it's too late for you to pronounce English.
That's a difficult way of saying it. "Lower muscles."
In English, it's "lower muscles."
Lower muscles.
It's said that you can have lower muscles at an early age.
At an early age,
you were already an adult.
Yes, that's right.
From your son?
Yes.
English...
English and math...
She totally looked down on me.
I see.
Does your mother...
have a bad brain?
Is it that bad?
No, it's not.
We can get a lot of information from her,
but we can't go any further.
That's why you're losing in math and English.
Yes.
I don't remember doing math or English.
You don't remember doing it?
No, no.
Everyone goes through it.
Have you ever sung in front of your son?
Well...
I listen to songs...
on my smartphone.
Yes, songs.
When I listen to songs,
it's like, 'Mom, do you want to sing that song?'
Oh!
From over there?
It's like that.
From over here?
Can you say it again?
Like your son?
Yes.
I normally stand like this from behind,
and look like this from behind the sofa.
Yes.
What is it, Mom?
Do you want to sing that song?
No.
If I ask you, 'Can you sing it?'
Can you sing it?
If you ask me...
No, I can sing it if I look at the lyrics.
I want to be able to sing it.
Hmm...
Is that how you say it?
You're completely denying it, aren't you?
Yes, the way you say it and your expression.
Yes.
The more you say it,
the more English...
I should be able to say it.
You should be able to say it?
Well, I don't say it in front of my students at all.
Oh, I see!
It's like you're making fun of them a little more.
That's right.
Even if you say it, I don't know what you're saying.
That's right, that's right!
But you know it, right?
I know a little English,
so I talk to you in English,
and you say, 'That's enough.'
I see!
You sent me something,
the video.
Yes.
Shall we watch it?
Wow, this is amazing.
It's funny!
This part is funny!
Isn't this part funny, too?
It doesn't fit in that sense.
It has lyrics,
but it doesn't fit in.
It doesn't fit in.
Is it okay except for 'santamonju'?
It's okay except for 'santamonju'.
How many points would you give yourself,
at this stage?
If you avoid 'santamonju',
well, about 80 points.
Result!
It's loose!
The rating.
Is it loose?
So now,
some of you may be watching,
the song of Mariah,
has been erased,
because of Nakahasa's song.
The song of Mariah,
has been erased,
because of Nakahasa's song.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Shut up!
Mariah Carey just came in.
I don't need a handbag, stocking, they are up on the fireplace.
Santa Claus will make me happy, with a toy on Christmas day.
I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know.
Santa won't bring my baby to me!
Stop it!
Santa won't bring my baby to me!
Stop it!
I mean, his English ability...
You surprised your son, didn't you?
You want him to speak more, right?
That means you have to surpass your son's English ability.
That's right.
Right?
First of all, I want to confirm your son's English ability.
Can you do me a favor?
Yes.
Now, I'm waiting for my son Yuma-kun's return.
Of course, Yuma-kun doesn't know anything about Dante's Night Scoop.
On his way back, his mother's relative's friend's foreign student, Ray-san, an American woman, comes over to play.
Yuma-kun knows that foreign students come over to play.
Yuma-kun will be back from school soon.
Shall we wait for him?
Is the door open?
Oh, it's Yuri, the old lady.
Oh, right away!
"Nice to meet you" conversation.
That was natural, wasn't it?
Where would you work if you got a part-time job?
I want just a high salary
Just a high salary
It doesn't matter where, just a high salary
I want high school
What's this razor word?
Just a high salary
No
Feeling like this, world wide, human world
Does your mom listen to any English music?
My mom likes 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' by Mariah Carey
Does she know the meaning of the song?
She tries to sing it, but it's a bit difficult for Japanese to sing, like pronunciation is...
Yes, Yuma, thank you!
I was surprised, right!
I think I saw Mike.
Mike, where have I seen you before, Mike?
Do it Friday night.
For soda.
Ask if Yuma's pronunciation is good.
Was your pronunciation good?
Good, great.
Good pronunciation too. You'll hear it right away.
I take it in English and reply in English.
It's a little annoying.
Your mother is the client.
I saw you practicing an English song.
The Japanese English.
It's like reading katakana.
It's English that doesn't sound like it's pronounced at all.
I want to see it again.
That is my current request.
If possible, please plan it.
I won this one!
Today, I am calling you, teacher. singing teacher.
So, after all, do you know the singing teacher of Tantena Di Scoop?
Yonnanihano Mozardo.
This is the one. please!
Hello, this is b.j.
May Jay!
It's Mayjay, the super diva of Mayjay!
thank you.
I want to do The Tarunt!
Meijei-san, this song of Mariah Carey-san is also being covered, right?
Do you like this song?
I love it!
See, it's perfect!
And the English too!
That's right!
I also went to an international school.
See, it's the same as your son's.
It's the same situation as my son's.
That's right!
So, we have a lot of information like this.
But first...
What should we do?
Yes, what should we do first?
Let's listen to it!
Ah, it's that one!
It's that one.
Jibijo YouTuber's...
I'm shaking.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
The pronunciation...
It feels like we're speaking in Katakana.
I feel like I'm missing a lot of it now, so English has some parts where I'm flustered.
There are parts where I don't say it clearly, and I thought that if I subtracted that part, it would be a little more like it.
Oh, you mean the Santa won't you bring me the water I really need, won't you please?
That part too...
I prepared something for you, and I'd like you to have it.
Thank you for the trouble.
It sounds a little like English.
Christmas?
It's Christmas.
You don't say "Christmas", you say "Merry Christmas".
All I want for Christmas is you~ All I want for Christmas is you~
But you don't say "Christmas" at all.
Make my wish come~
It goes up one note at a time.
Make my wish come~
Mariah puts an accent on "come" and it sounds like "Christmas".
Make my wish come~
It's OK. It's OK.
It's OK. It doesn't matter.
She said "I want you to bring me..."
What is this?
I don't want you to say "the".
What is this?
I can't stand it anymore.
Can you sing it for me?
OK, I'll sing it for you.
Make my wish come true~
All I want for Christmas is you~
Make my wish come true~
Ooooooh!
I don't want a lot for Christmas~
I don't need to hang my stocking~
Hang my stocking~
Toilet! Toilet!
Excuse me.
Not at all.
How do you like it so far?
If we do it together now, we can do it for a moment.
But if we do it alone, we go back.
That's right.
How much time do you need?
Every day, I work and sleep.
I don't think I can do it in about three weeks.
You can't do it in three weeks?
I can't do it yet.
I'll come back in two weeks.
Really?
Do you have another chance?
Anyway, it's pronunciation this time.
Here we are!
You will learn pronunciation three times a week!
- Me? - Of course!
Thank you!
Oh!
Hey!
- Mom! - Yes!
- Do you remember me? - Yes!
- Raine! - Yes!
- Are you an international student? - No, I'm not.
- An international student? - I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm going to mark your mistakes and we'll work from there to make your pronunciation perfect, okay?
- Okay. - Okay?
- Okay!
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas.
Make my wish come true.
Now, it's time for the actual show!
Over there! Take a look!
3...
8...
Can you see it? There's some kind of silhouette.
Oh...
It's a good match.
It's a good match!
Mariah Carey's "Christmas for Lovers"!
Take a look!
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you, oh my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Christmas tree, I don't need the amatake That I'm gonna buy a bread
Santa Claus won't make me happy
You could never know, make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, you baby
All the lights that shine, and so bright in every way
And the scent of chooseless love that brings me air
All I want for Christmas is you
Don't count out all Christmas, this is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby stand in front of me
Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you, you baby
All I want for Christmas is you, you baby
Where did you feel your wish come true?
Well, I felt it a lot.
It's been 3 weeks, but you've done a lot.
Yes.
How many points for pronunciation?
91.2 points.
Your lower back and muscles have improved since you were this age.
Don't!
What about singing?
I gave you 100 points for singing.
Merry Christmas!
That's good.
You've improved a lot.
You've worked hard.
Anyway, May J was very cooperative.
May J came up with all the videos.
She said, "I'll record it."
She made me record it on my mom's cell phone.
She said, "Don't upload it on the Internet."
She told me harshly.
I practiced hard for 3 weeks on the day of the performance and sang in the studio of ABC.
My mom brought me something like a cooler box.
I opened it and it was a lot of highballs.
I couldn't stand the tension.
I couldn't stand it.
I said, "Highballs are not bad."
You said that.
I said, "Highballs are not bad."
Thank you for coming.
Today, we have two guests.
How was it?
As Santa Claus said earlier, Christmas is coming soon.
I think it reflects the times.
Young children are receiving high-grade education.
Mothers and fathers after middle age are not doing their best.
I think everyone is doing their best, including me.
Thank you very much.
This program is organized by your request.
If you accept our request, we will give you a detective notebook.
If you come to our studio, we will give you a special program sticker.
See you next year.
Thank you very much.
Please send your questions to us.
Our address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
When I was little, my parents were strict.