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It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop in which we thoroughly identify various mysteries and questions in modern society that have been intricately intertwined!
I'm the director, Toshiyuki Nishida!
And today's secretary is Manami Hashimoto!
I'm Manami Hashimoto, assistant secretary.
At our Bureau of Detectives, we immediately send out excellent detectives based on requests from viewers, and pursue the truth!
How wonderful!
No problem, right, everyone?
Absolutely no problem!
And today's advisor is, beyond generations and generations, a person who gives everyone energy, the top self-writer in the entertainment world, Ms. Katsumata Kunikazu!
Now, let's begin with today's first request!
Yes! First of all, we have a request from Mr. Yoshitaka Kishida, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture, who is 68 years old and unemployed.
Good evening, everyone in "Detective Night Scoop"!
Good evening!
Mr. Kishida is 68 years old, but a miracle has happened to his hair!
Since his late 20s, his head has been bald for about 40 years.
And this summer, his hair has grown back!
Thank you for your hard work!
In the summer, he applied cream-like medicine to his head and his hair grew back in about two months!
It's been over 40 years since my hair grew back, and I'm very happy about it!
Could you please look into it and see if it can grow back?
And I would like to see people who used to call me "bald" back in the day!
That's the request we have for you!
I'd like to know, too!
I'm older than most of you, but in strong sunlight, I'd like to have hair, but I don't have it, so I just touch it and it dries up, right?
And there's a stain or a scratch there.
So, when I was applying that medicine, this happened.
It grew back!
We've confirmed that area!
Here you go!
Thank you!
It's a miracle story!
So, my hair grew back.
Oh!
It's a miracle story!
Huh?
Did you shave one more time?
I only have a beard.
Oh, hello!
What's up?
Hello!
Thank you for coming today!
Wow!
Everyone!
Today is a lucky day!
Today is...
I have a good feeling about it!
I bought it about two months ago.
Two? I see!
It's because of this hot summer.
Oh, really?
Was it already smooth?
Smooth, smooth, smooth!
Oh, then this is...
Huh?
I thought my hair had grown out.
Did you shave it?
I shaved my hair like a barber.
Did you shave it?
Yes.
I'm happy, I'm happy!
I shaved it!
Yes!
Oh, I'm surprised!
I told my wife...
Yes?
...that it's growing out.
It's growing out?
Yes, every day I look in the mirror and shave my hair.
I'm happy!
She seems happy.
Not all of my scalp...
...is smooth.
I'm the only one whose hair has grown out at 68 years of age!
This is a great miracle!
Isn't it?
My hair has grown out at 68 years of age!
This gives courage and hope...
...to all the smooth-skinned people all over the country!
Yes, yes, yes!
I saw the staff today.
They were grinning and smiling.
They said, "Maybe it's me!"
I'm one of those people...
...who don't know what to say.
I'd like to share...
...some tips and tricks...
...with you.
By the way...
...how old were you when you shaved your hair?
From the latter half of my teens.
That's fast!
Shaving your hair is already very fast.
How about your hair?
Wow!
It's so fluffy!
It's fluffy, right?
It's already fluffy, right?
Next is...
Yes.
This one.
Wait a minute!
I think I was...
About 30 years old.
I think I was 30 years old.
30 years old?
This is like the last episode of the first manga I read.
That's right.
This is like a marriage fraud.
That's right.
It's like "If you're up to it, go for it."
I don't look at the top of my head anymore.
This one...
This one and...
This one.
This is...
The oil cream...
You apply on your head.
Why did you decide to apply this?
This is...
The sun...
It's like an elderly treatment.
The sun...
It's because it's getting dry.
Ah, I see.
Apply this to keep your skin from getting dry.
This is a moisturizing cream.
So you like being dry.
That's right.
It says "improve blood circulation" on it.
Yes.
After you apply it...
Your head...
Your head moves.
Your blood vessels...
Your blood vessels move.
Aren't you too strong?
This is a miracle...
Yes, it is.
This is a miracle...
I'm sorry...
It's a miracle...
Can I ride it?
Can you ride it?
It's a road box.
That's right.
It's a road box.
What is it?
It's a bushi.
It's a road box.
I'm going to set up the bushi.
When I noticed it,
It's huge,
It's too small.
What are you going to put out of a bag of Tokyo fans?
I'm going to do this in the mirror.
I recently found out about it.
This is my highest record so far.
It's a new record!
What does it mean?
It's amazing, isn't it, Kei?
There are quite a few.
Will it come out from now on?
Or if we continue with this medicine, it will last, grow, and eventually come back to us?
You want to confirm this possibility.
Yes.
I went to Kato Clinic to talk to an expert doctor.
Is that so?
It's my first time.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Can you do it?
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming.
Please treat me well today.
Please take care of my head.
I'm a little confused.
I got a bit of it and my head too.
It's been a miracle since I started applying this medicine.
I didn't have any side effects at all.
You didn't have any side effects at all.
I'm sorry to say goodbye to you for a moment.
You don't have any side effects.
I don't know.
I don't have any side effects.
And this is the comb I was using at the time.
It's a good comb, isn't it?
Even though I set it up.
It became a rock and now it's like a house.
This is a hospital control.
So, will this change and a new one come out again?
Will this be disposed of as it is?
I can't see the blind spot.
What do you mean?
I can't see it without taking it off.
Oh, really?
Can I take it off?
Yes, you can.
It's a very precious comb.
Is it okay?
Wow!
This is a good one.
What? It grows?
It has a proper hair growth.
It has a hair growth?
What?
It's growing.
It's growing?
It's growing.
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
It's not bald.
It's growing!
Really!
But...
What?
I don't understand why it grows with cream.
Okay.
Don't you do any other treatment?
No, I don't do anything.
It has a nitrogen.
What?
Nitrogen!
What?
Liquid nitrogen.
It's not liquid nitrogen.
What?
I use liquid nitrogen...
In the end, with liquid nitrogen...
Yes.
...the hair growth improved and it grew.
Yes.
I don't think it's with this cream.
Then...
It's only here.
With this little needle-like thing...
It's like putting dry ice in it.
It's a direct result of inflammation.
That's why it's white around here.
Wow!
So...
Compared to the top of the head...
...the front of the head has more hair growth.
Oh, really?
That's right.
Really?
You don't do anything with cow nitrogen, do you?
I really don't!
Not at all!
I don't do nitrogen here!
This is an uninhabited island!
Will it rot?
Please...
Please tell me!
It won't.
Why?
What if you quit nitrogen?
I'll go back.
You'll go back?
I'll go back.
You still use nitrogen once every two weeks.
What should I do?
Why don't you just keep going?
While I'm gone.
While you're gone.
Let's go home.
Okay, I got it.
Got it.
What's the answer?
It's getting less and less.
Don't say lonely things.
Maybe my hair won't stay like this forever.
You still have something you want to do with your hair, don't you?
What is it?
I want to dye it all.
While you're gone.
While you're gone, I want to dye it all.
Let's make a wish.
I want to make a wish.
Make a wish.
I want to make a wish.
I want my hair to stay like this forever.
You're a teacher.
It's not enough.
I want to add more.
You can do it?
I want to try it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Don't hit me in the head.
I'm scared.
I wonder if you'll make it?
It looks like it's going to work.
Please.
Will it come true?
It's amazing.
Yes, it is.
I'm very happy.
I've never expected it.
My hands are shaking.
Nazai-san!
I'm back!
I showed this to you, Nazai-san. What do you call it?
An unimportant job...
I was told off, but...
Can I open it?
Yeah.
There's something written on it.
What's this?
Like this...
Head to head.
Pulling each other's hair.
I want to try it.
Is it human?
It's okay.
First, tell me about your hair.
And then...
Let's battle.
Don't be scared.
When I saw you...
I got scared.
Please!
It came out unexpectedly.
Hey!
Don't scare me like that!
Why?
Are you trying it on?
No, no, no!
Your hair grew a lot.
It grew more than 7cm.
I can't cut it.
You want me to cut it?
If you want me to pull your hair...
What should I do?
I can't help it.
It's true.
But it's growing.
It's a mix.
Look at it.
It's starting to come off.
Let's cut it to 3cm.
Okay.
3cm, 3cm.
I'm nervous.
Your bald hair...
It's cool!
It's still there!
They're both...
They're both growing!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's slowly coming off.
The top one is coming off!
The bottom one is coming off!
The bottom one, go!
Wow!
This is amazing!
He brought it for me! Look!
Wow! He brought it for me!
He did it with a smile.
But he has a good face.
He does, doesn't he? He's cute.
He looks good in it.
In the end, I saw him off in the bus.
And when I got out of the bus, I hit my head against the edge of the car.
The edge of the car turned black.
It was on camera.
Let's move on to the next request.
This is a request from a 35-year-old man who lives in Sakai City, Osaka Prefecture.
Okay.
It's about when I was spending time at home with my friend.
My friend was eating potatoes on my shoulder.
Then, my friend suddenly sneezed loudly.
I was holding my mouth down, but all the potatoes in my mouth were smashed.
Of course, my floor is covered in potatoes that came out of his mouth.
Then, a video jumped into my mind.
In that video, I sneezed a lot of potatoes, but I didn't spit them out.
Specifically speaking, I sneezed, but I didn't spit out the food.
The shape of my mouth came up in my head.
I tried it.
Then, it came up perfectly. It didn't come out at all like in the video.
My friend who saw it praised me so much.
Detective, could you please look at my amazing skill that I created in an instant?
Okay.
Did you say it?
Yes, I said it.
Of course, it's a joke.
Of course, I'm here, so I said it.
Did you say it?
Of course, I said it.
If I didn't say it, what am I?
Actually, I didn't say it, but it's funny.
I said it. Please watch the video.
Sakao-kun.
Yes.
Sakao's cornering.
Did you say it?
The atmosphere is different.
Did you say it?
When you turn, you look very cool.
That's amazing.
Let's go.
Ready, go!
3.28 seconds.
I'll cut 3 seconds.
Okay.
Ready, go!
2.59 seconds.
Sakao's cornering was good.
Yes.
But there's a problem.
What?
In the second...
Yes.
This.
Yes.
General feeling.
I washed my hands.
Yes, I washed my hands.
I'll do it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, not at all.
This is like this.
Yes, if you do it about three times, you will have almost no water.
Can you do it?
Is it okay?
It's only three, right?
It's only three, yes.
I beg you.
I'll do it.
One, two, three.
I messed up a little.
But.
Yes, yes.
Today, let's recover it and pass the cornering.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cornering is also a masterpiece, but I pay attention to only one thing.
I have hay fever.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And when I'm actually eating, I get dizzy and I get out of bed.
In my way of doing it, even when I was suffering from hay fever, I kept eating as if nothing had happened.
Even if you keep eating, you won't have any problem.
It's easy for me.
It's a very strong hay fever.
Even if you smoke it yourself, you can handle it.
What? You smoke it yourself?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I hate it a little.
Why is that?
It's painful, but I want you to do it.
- From me? - Yes.
How many should I eat?
About 10 or 15.
- Should I start? - Yes.
Peace.
Wow!
I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
This is how it usually goes.
Of course, I want to do it my own way.
But I'll do it.
Let me see it.
Thank you.
Can you do it like me?
Of course, of course.
I'll do it upside down.
Really?
You eat it in a dirty way.
(sniffing)
(laughing)
My nose is watering.
I want to sneeze.
(sniffing)
(laughing)
(sniffing)
(sneezing)
(laughing)
I can't use my nose.
(laughing)
Oh!
Zero, right?
This...
There is an "i" mouth. "i" above "i".
Make "i" mouth and between the cheek and this tooth...
This hollow...
Yes, yes. Make the outer side of the tooth and this hollow of the cheek...
I will release the sneeze wind from there.
I will do it.
Oh!
(laughing)
This is difficult.
If you don't have proper skills, you can't do it.
It's like...
I'm starting to look like an expert.
This might be a great skill.
But...
If you want me to learn this skill...
Yes.
Instead of potatoes...
If you want me to eat more daily...
For example, rice.
I'm sure you can make rice.
If you can't make rice...
People in the world will say...
Wow! This is a great skill!
Yes. I can do it.
You can't fly with rice?
I can do it.
You can do it!
He prepared rice for me.
Thank you.
I already have an image of it.
(cough)
I don't need it.
OK.
I could see the path of success.
Could you?
Really?
Yes, I could.
(slurp)
It's a mess.
You should do it after the show.
Don't make a mistake in the comments.
Great job!
Thank you!
Wow!
I want you to make it perfect.
Thank you.
I thought noodles would be more difficult.
Ah!
Don't you think noodles are difficult?
All noodles are made of wheat.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
I want to help people.
I see.
I didn't hear you at all.
What are you talking about?
(slurp)
I want you to make it easy to eat.
(slurp)
It depends on the person.
It's like I'm playing violin.
(laugh)
It's like this.
It's like a leaf of a marine plant.
It's stimulating.
(laugh)
It's messy.
I'll use a tongue.
I don't like it.
But I already have an image of doing it.
Don't make it sound like you'll do it again and again.
Yes.
Really.
I don't like it when you think you'll get another chance.
Yes.
Don't make it sound like you're the star of the day.
OK.
You're the star.
It's OK.
I don't want you to get used to the camera either.
No, it's OK.
I didn't know you were such a challenging person.
Huh!
Yes!
I'm glad.
Thank you.
This is the ultimate...
Do you want some milk?
Milk?
This is a bit reckless.
It's liquid.
Liquid.
Let's try to drink it up to this limit.
What do you think?
It's done.
Yes.
*sniff* *sniff*
Why did you say that?
It's funny
Do you have to let it escape?
As I thought
As I thought, you know
If you try to catch it, it will definitely fly away
That's why
You have to gather all of the ingredients in front of you
You have to let only the enemy escape from the outside
Yes, it's a technique
It's a technique
That's right
It's funny
Also, when you catch a fly, you always fail once
With all your might
You look like you want it to talk to you
You catch flies, right?
Let's move on to the last request for today
The last request is from Mahiro Hino, who lives in Ehime Prefecture, and is a 26-year-old housewife
Our daughter, who is one year and three months old, started speaking words about three months ago
She normally says "mama", "baba", "wanwan", "nyannyan" and so on, but for some reason, only "papa" starts speaking in small voices
Even though she is learning more and more words, only "papa" always starts speaking in small voices
"Papa" is also laughing, but it looks like he is lonely somewhere
Somehow, even if it's only once, I want you to say "papa" in a normal voice
Detectives, please help us
This is another difficult request, isn't it?
She is one year and three months old
But she remembers a lot of words, doesn't she?
"Booboo", "memei", "nyannyan" and "amema" and so on...
Well, I'm going to say it now
Please go ahead
Thank you very much
Hello.
Ayane-chan.
You are cute.
I'm Natsuhi.
Natsuhi-chan.
Hello.
How old are you?
How old?
How old are you?
Oh, you are young.
You are young.
How can we get along?
Do you want jelly, Natsuhi?
Jelly.
What is it?
Sticky natto jelly.
How about this?
How about "ah"?
"Ah"...
You can say anything.
"Papa" is a really small voice.
Can you say it properly?
"Mama", "baba"...
"baba"...
And my little sister, "mimi"...
"mimi"...
Can you say it properly?
Who is next?
"Mama".
"Mama"...
"Mimi"...
"Mama"...
Why? Why is that?
"Anpanman"... "Anpanman"... "Anpanman"... "Anpanman"... "Anpanman"... "Anpanman"...
"Anpanman" saying "paa", right? "paa"! "Pa pa"!
"Pa pa"...
It's his normal state.
"Yocchan"? "Natsuhi"? "Yocchan", who? "Yocchan", who?!
Then who is it?
Papa.
Mama! Mama!
Can you say "mama" clearly?
Mama.
Baba.
Mimi.
Papa!
Papa.
Mama!
Mama.
Baba!
Baba.
Mimi!
Mimi.
Papa!
Papa.
Poor thing.
She said it out loud.
It's scary.
Ah, sorry for the delay.
Why didn't you call me "papa"?
Why am I the only one with a low voice?
Right? I saw it, I saw it.
Wait, wait.
Natsuki-chan?
Who is this?
Who is speaking right now?
With such a low voice.
She didn't even say it out loud.
You're great.
Natsuki-chan, you know how to say it.
Right?
I'll do something about it.
Yes, please do.
I'll do my best.
I'll definitely say it out loud.
Mama.
Papa.
Mama.
Papa.
Mama.
- Papa. - Mimi. - Mimi. - Papa. - Papa.
That's amazing!
I can't believe you can say that!
- Sensei! - Yes?
I have a favor to ask you.
- Yes? - Where are you now?
I'm in Tokunojima now.
- Tokunojima?! - I'm on my way back from Osaka.
- Before you go back... - Yes?
I'd like you to come to Ehime Prefecture.
What's wrong?
- Anyway, please come here. - Yes, I will.
I'll do my best, but what should I do?
If you have a small voice, you should say "papa."
- Yes. - Try to get people's attention.
I'll give it a try.
I just remembered...
There's something I like a lot in middle school.
- Oh, jellies. - Jellies.
Should I make it "papa"?
No, I'm just saying it.
I'm just saying it, but you should get people's attention.
Look, it's "papa"!
"Papa"!
"Papa", do you want it?
"Papa"!
What is it?
Papa
Say it loudly. "Papa"!
"Papa"!
I don't have it anymore.
I don't have it.
You're in my way!
I'm home.
Oh, he's home.
You're back.
'Sup!
'Sup.
'I'm home.
'See?
'Who's home? Who's home?
'Who's home?
'Who is it?
'Daddy.'
So you did say it to him.
You did say it to him.
Was that when you first said it to him?
No.
First, I was going to call you 'Toto.'
Well, not 'Kaka.'
But I wanted you to call me 'Toto.'
So I told you I was here.
And then...
"Dad" becomes "mom" and "dad" becomes "mom" and vice versa.
"Dad" becomes "mom" and "dad" becomes "dad" and vice versa.
I guess that's how Japanese interpret it.
Maybe that's why they say "dad" instead of "mom".
I think so, too.
I mean, this girl...
What should we do so that we can say "dad" instead of "mom"?
We should change that image or something.
Change something...
Change "dad" itself into a fun image.
Now, the audience is here.
Please cooperate with us.
Here we go.
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Who is this person?
Daddy!
Roo, Choki, Papa!
Yeah!
A little more, Nao-chan, a little more.
Raise your voice a little more.
Roo, Choki, Papa!
Roo, Choki, Pa!
Pa!
Oh, no.
Natsuhi!
Ura-chan!
Ura-chan, one, two...
Pa!
Rock, paper, scissors...
Pa!
(Laughter)
Last year...
I sang...
Nacchan...
One day...
In a loud voice...
Papa!
Raise me...
In a low voice...
Good night...
That's cute, isn't it?
She said it once.
She said it once, didn't she?
Yes, she said it once.
She said "Daddy" in a loud voice.
But if she says it someday...
Yes, if she says it someday...
I think it would be fun.
Just for now.
Just for now, she says "Daddy".
She won't say it forever.
She will say "Daddy" for the rest of her life.
I don't know if she will say it when she goes to college.
What is this?
This is weird.
We have three requests for today.
It's like we're playing "Kirin no Tamura-kun".
She will be the No. 1 candidate for this year.
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